Diana!? By AnimobookM Rated G? Hi! Truly sorry about Partings (That's the other series I am working on besides this story) I'm stuck on it big time, so I decided to write another story. ^_~() So truly sorry if you're waiting for the continuation and ending of the story. This is a x-over between City Hunter and Sailor Moon. I don't own any of the series so don't sue? If you don't know what City Hunter is then, here is a synopsis of the series with the characters- City Hunter is an anime/manga series. The anime series came out 1987 to 1991, so it's a pretty old series compared to the other anime series out now. The main character Ryo Saeba is an expert sharpshooter (City Hunter is an alias of his), bodyguard and detective who you could hire for help. Appearances aren't always what they seem to be, so usually the image Ryo has is two personalities. One a lesser seen side of him; smart, serious person, two, a big pervert and a flirt. Normally he's always making passes at beautiful girls so his partner Kaori Makimura always carries around with her a strange array of heavy hammers and so whenever Ryo gets distracted by a beautiful women, WHAM! Down comes the hammer on Ryo's head. She always hates it when Ryo starts going gaga over another women. (That's cause she's in love with Ryo, tho she's never admit it!) (Ryo might know about it but it was never reveal in the anime although in the manga, I think he was having a relationship with Kaori?" They never really reveal what Ryo is thinking at times?)The other characters in the series are Umibozu, many people might called him a scary person from the way he's built (He's gigantic!) but he's best friend with Ryo. Umibozu used to be a mercenary but he now help out in a caf頣all Cat's Eye, which is owned by Miki, his partner and maybe wife. (I'm putting them as a married couple in this story.) It's pretty ironic cuz Umibozu has a deathly fear of cats (especially kittens!) even if he does give off an appearance of not being afraid of anything, but Umibozu is a really shy person! Saeko Nogami is a detective who uses her beauty to always trick Ryo into helping her. She also promises, every time that Ryo helps her with her cases that she'll sleep with Ryo, but she has never gone through with that one promise! This series is about Ryo taking on case after case concerning beautiful women with the help of his friends. Well that's basically a very brief synopsis if you're interested then you should look into it cause it's a good anime/manga series, one with action, romance, comedy the works! Enjoy! ^_^ Diana!? The day was sunny and warm in Tokyo. In the park, the senshi was having a picnic. Everyone was having a nice and fun time minus the squabbles between Chibusa, Usagi and Rei. (^_^()) Chibusa had let Diana go off her head when she went to play with Hotaru. Luna was sleeping while Artemis was suppose to keep an eye on his daughter but it was one of those times when a parent gets distracted. It was already in the afternoon when Diana saw a white butterfly. Diana went after it, not really paying much attention to her surroundings, until she found herself on a busy city street with the park nowhere in sight. Scared Diana walked around desperately looking for the familiar sight of the park, she must be very far away, for she couldn't see the park at all. Diana walked until she was suddenly picked up by the scurf of her neck. Mewing with fear Diana saw that a gang of boys had picked her up. From the way they look and from the way one of them held a barking Doberman, Diana was too frighten to do nothing but meow in terror. She was crying pitifully from a wound on her right front paw when the shirt collar of the boy who held her was suddenly picked up and shaken. A giant man was looming over the other boys with a fist held up as an unspoken saying that if they didn't go an leave behind the animal they were tormenting, then there would be serious consequences. Seeing at what plight their leader was facing, the gang of boys ran away screaming with terror. Diana was dropped as the leader too ran away screaming, she looked up at her savior with admiration? It was a nice afternoon for Hayato Iguein otherwise known as Umibozu after he got out of accompanying his wife Miki and Kaori shopping. Umibozu was walking around alone thinking when he saw a gang of boys in front of him tormenting some animal. Quickly walking ahead he saved the crying animal. He was glad that he was able to help the animal from further harm so he turned around and look down. Then he fainted? Diana seeing that her rescuer had fainted, limped forward. She tried to prodded a response from her benefactor by licking him on the cheek, but when seeing that there was no response from the man, Diana was about to sit on her hunches and start crying again when? Umibozu's eyes suddenly awoke and he sat up looking thoughtful but then he remember why he was there sitting in the street. Turning around he saw the scariest thing possible?a kitten! They were the ban of his life. The average ax murderer to most people, Umibozu rather face 100 murderer then one cat. He gulped and started to sidle away nervously, then getting onto his knees when he was a fair distance away from the demon from hell. He was about to run screaming when somebody from behind him called his name? Curious Diana started to limp towards her benefactor when he stopped moving and turned around. Turning around Umibozu saw his wife, Kaori and a heavy-laden Ryo, he was glad that his wife was here so that she could make the cat go away. "Miki! C-C-Come?over?over?here!" Umibozu shouted. Puzzled at the way her husband was acting, Miki walked over and crouched down waiting till her husband say in her ear, "Miki can you please tell the cat behind me to go away! I mistakenly saved it from some gang and it's still behind me!" Looking around Miki saw the cat her husband was describing. It was just a little kitten looking as if it really understood what her husband had just said. Patting her husband on the shoulder Miki silently reassured Umibozu. She stood up and walked to kitten and when she got to the kitten. Miki sat and leaned forward. Saying to the little animal before her, "Sumimasen little koneko but you'll have to go because my husband is really afraid of cats. So go back to your master. I'm sure you have one from bell you have around your neck, so go along now." Diana was crushed when she heard what her protector said, so when the lady that had talked to her savior came over and said that she must go, Diana nodded sadly. Turning away Diana knew that she must find Small Lady, Mama, Papa Usagi-sama, Mamoru-sama and the others before dark, otherwise she wouldn't know what to do. Diana turned away and started to limp away when she was suddenly picked up again. Looking up Diana turned shocked eyes to the lady who had just told her to leave. After Miki said what she had to the kitten, she looked as it walked away. But when it did, Miki saw that the kitten was limping. Rushing over Miki picked up the cat intending to care for it's wound until it was well enough to leave her. Turning around she faced a cowing Umibozu, she said quietly but with an edge to her voice, "Dear husband of mine. Didn't you see that this little kitten was hurt when you told me to send it away! I intend to care for it until it's wound is healed and that's that for I won't tolerate your cowardliness around the patient. Ryo and Kaori help me out here with keeping my dear husband amused!" "Yes Miki." Replied Umibozu while Ryo said with a wink, "We'll get to it so don't worry." While Kaori said "Okay." Back at the park Chibusa after a few hours of playing with Hotaru finally noticed that her kitten was missing. She asked the others if they seen Diana, they didn't know so Puu said, "It's alright Small Lady, Diana will be back. Chibusa shrugged and went off to continue playing with Hotaru. Bringing the kitten to the Cat's Eye Caf頍iki set the cat on the counter and took out the first aid kit. While the others lounged around talking Miki talked reassuringly to the cat when she cleaned and Band-Aid the wound. It was a long bloody open gash that had looked like it was scratched open. "You are a cute little thing with your little bell, but the most cutest thing about you is your little mark on your forehead. Your master must be worried about where you've might have gone, but I'll have to keep you a few days to wait until your wound is heal. Meanwhile I'll look around for your master with Ryo here. By the way, after I Band-Aid you up I'll go into the kitchen to look something for you to eat. Will tuna be okay?" Diana mewed in agreement and Miki laughed at that meow. Kaori who was a few chairs away asked, "Hey Miki, after you Band-Aid the little koneko up, can I come over and make friends with it?" "Ha you and be friends with the cat, that's a big laugh. With your mannish ways I don't even doubt if you scare off the cat with your personality!" Ryo throw in laughing his head off. But what he always fails to notice was that Kaori gets angry easily and so with a thump she dropped a 10-ton hammer on Ryo's head. Miki replied after with a sweatdrop, "Sure you can Kaori that would be nice." The only person in the room she was frustrated with was her dumb hulking brute of a husband, for every time Miki tried to ask of his fear of cats, the dumb idiot always changes the subject. The koneko was innocent and yet Umibozu treated it so harshly. After when Miki finish band-aiding the cat, she petted the koneko on the head and left the neko to do something else. Motioning to the Ryo and Kaori they left the Cat's Eye Caf銬eaving the little koneko and their great giant of a friend. Diana wincing with every swab of medicine used on her paw. Shocked filled her when she saw the lady called Kaori drop a very heavy hammer on the man called Ryo's head. Diana winced when she saw that, knowing that Ryo deserved it and that she was only glad that she wasn't in his shoes. Yet even if she saw all these things, the only thing that Diana hoped for was that Unibozu-sama to be not afraid of her. Diana really would like to help him in anyway possible? For it seems that this new group of people that she had met was very different from the senshi. Whereas the girls talk about clothing, boys; love and romance, Diana's new group of friends spoke of different subjects' altogether. Although the girls do talked about clothes; they talked on subjects like business or something. Ryo-sama and Unibozu-sama talked about something called guns and bazookas. When Miki-sama finished band-aiding her wounds. She limped to the far part of the counter where she bumped her head against Umibozu-sama's arm? Umibozu sat there ignoring the animal they called a koneko. He froze up hearing a sound of a tiny bell and then feeling the force of something against his arm. Looking up warily he saw the cat, sitting there with a cat like smile on its face. Umibozu was about to edge away when the door to the caf銳uddenly burst open? A robber stood there with a shotgun as Diana started hissing and spitting with her fur up. She was determined to protect her benefactor with her life if necessary? The robber strutted forward as he announced, "Alright you know the gig so put your hands up in the air lest you want your head to be like a watermelon when squashed to pieces!" He finished letting a shot into the air letting the people know that he means business? but what he didn't expect to see was that no one was eating there when he had barged into the dinky caf頥xpecting it to be filled with people. [1] The robber didn't see anyone except a cat and a huge beefy mean looking man. Swallowing the robber decided if there wasn't anyone there that he would rob the man who looked like he worked in the store. He advanced forward holding his gun. Pointing it at the man he said, "Okay since there are no other customers might as well rob you! So lead me to the cash register and hand me all the cash!" Umibozu smiled at him standing up, determine to pretend as if the cat wasn't only a few feet away from him. He walked forward saying in a forced voice "May I help you?" Backing away the robber thought that this man was nuts and was about to leave when he saw a blur of motion flying towards him. Diana leapt towards the man snarling with her claws out, trying to prevent harm from coming upon Umibozu-sama? She landed on the man's face scratching frantically. The man screamed and threw Diana away. Diana crashed into a wall with stars in her eyes and she fainted. Seeing that the cat had collapsed when trying to help him, Umibozu was shocked and angry. Shocked because no cat had ever did that and angry because of what happen to the cat. His disposition changed and he turned towards the robber with an unholy light in his eyes? *Crash, BOOM* When Umibozu was done with the man, he walked toward the koneko... When Umibozu got near the little neko. He paused? afraid? final with shaky hands he reach forward and grasp the cat, cradling it in his hands. Diana looked tiny in Umibozu's hands. Finally he heard police sirens coming. And just as he knew it, Saeko their detective friend with other policemen came and took the robber away. The robber was crying as he begs the policemen to arrest him. After Saeko got Umibozu's statement, she left, but before she left Saeko said, "By the way Umibozu, nice cat you've got there." Umibozu only nodded curtly. Miki and the others had came out when they heard the loud noises? When they saw how Umibozu was holding the cat Miki and Kaori sighed while Ryo started laughing behind his hands. When he finally controlled his laughter with little success Ryo walked over to his friend and said, "Old pal, do you realize how funny you look with the cat in your hands!" He said as he broke off laughing and holding his sides, but like always. Ryo failed to see that Kaori even Miki had lighted up with a blue and red light? *CRASH, POW, BOOM* "Lay off willya Kaori! You know I didn't mean it!!!!! Umibozu call off your wife also!" shouted Ryo as he ran around the shop trying to escape from Kaori's hammer. "Humph it ain't my fault that you've got my wife angry at you? Now if you'll excuse me" replied Umibozu as he walked away from the cries of Kaori and Miki, "Get back here baka and let me pound that fact into you!" screamed Kaori. "Yeah! You idiot, you wouldn't know the fact that you're an idiot if it even hits you right in your face you nincompoop!" agreed Miki. "Ha! I wouldn't be near you both within a mile if I see that coming!" shouted back Ryo at the two women chasing him? *BOOM, CRASH?.* Finally an *OWWWW* "Hurt, hurt, hurt, owwwww?" When it was already dusk and the senshi was packing up to go home. Chibusa once again tried to look for Diana. Soon it was declared that Diana was missing. Everyone was worried and seeing at how agitated Chibusa was Setsuna Meiou said, "Small Lady, Diana will come back to us in a few days so don't worry?" "But Puu? I don't know where Diana is so how can I stop worrying! We both came from the future and Diana's really not familiar with the surroundings as much as she was when we are in Crystal Tokyo!" finished Chibusa. "Well Small Lady if you must know, Diana is fine. We'll see her in a few days. Then she could tell you about what happened to her. Don't ask for you know that I can't reveal the future so just wait patiently until Diana comes back to us?" Chibusa reluctantly assured nodded, as another argument was taking place. "ARTEMIS, YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE WATCHING OVER DIANA AND NOW SHE'S LOST! HOW IRRESPONSIBLE CAN YOU GET TO BE!" Luna screamed at Artemis who was cowering in fear, "But-But Luna? You can't heap all the blame to me?" replied Artemis "Oh wouldn't I. Artemis this was suppose to be your turn to watch Diana, while I rest and somehow you always seem to bumble up everything! How could you!" " Can I at least say sorry?" "Sorry doesn't solve everything!" "I'll try to find Diana no matter what then. If I find Diana will everything be alright?" "If she's ok! Otherwise?" Meanwhile Diana awoke to someone stroking her, with a start she realized that she was in her benefactor's lap and what looks like his apartment. [2] Starting to purr for all that she was worth, Diana rubbed her head against Umibozu's stomach. She heard Umibozu-sama sigh as he stops stroking her. Finally he said, "Okay, I'm really sorry for trying and judging you too harshly. What you've done finally made me realize that not are cats are like that. You see I have this fear of cats and that fear stems from when I was in Central America? I haven't been able to tell this story to anyone, so no one not even my wife knows why I'm so afraid of cats. I was fighting one time, when the enemy side captured me. That's when I developed my fear of cats? They didn't let me eat or drink and then the one time they let me have food, they let loose a horde of hungry cats? the cats seem nice at first and then they attacked. It took only one time and I had a fear of cats until now?[3] when you tried to protect me. Thank you." Diana who was listening to the story was shock at how her benefactor developed his fear. She wishes she could talk to him but it wasn't allowed so Diana meows and tried to comfort Umibozu. He smiled and was comforted by this cat, an animal species that he once was afraid of. Seeing that her husband was asleep with the cat, Miki smiled as she went into their bedroom deciding to leave both man and cat in living room? The next day dawned bright and early. Being a guardian like the senshi, Diana's wounds heal quickly and so when Miki unwrapped and check the wound was miraculously healed with no scar. Miki baffled when screams came from outside. Umibozu and Miki with Diana immediately rushed outside just as Ryo and Kaori was pulling up on the street? they were all speechless with shock and horror as they saw a youma stealing the people's energy. Ryo immediately took out his gun while Umibozu went inside to get a bazooka. The youma stopped and look at Diana with contempt in its eyes. It was as horrible looking as the rest of the youma Diana seen. This one was no different, the only differences was that it stopped attacking the humans around it. All to focus on a cat, in a horrible voice the youma said, "Where is the so-called senshi, Moon Guardian or are they all scared of me!" Diana was about to forego her secret about being able to talk when Umibozu causally threw a hand generate at the youma. Five blocks away Minako Aino and Makoto Kino were shopping when they heard the screams? then they heard the explosions. Stopping what they were doing they turned to each other and nodded. Taking out their henshin sticks they each shouted out, VENUS CRYSTAL POWER JUPITER CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP!!! Transforming into Sailor Venus and Jupiter, they started running to the place of the explosion. While running Jupiter took out her communicator and pressed the all call button to tell all the senshi to meet for the attack. The youma who didn't know how to react to the weird thing that one of the humans threw just stood there as the bomb exploded. When the smoke cleared Ryo, Kaori and Miki burst out laughing while Umibozu had a small smile. The reason why was that the youma had blackened all over with its hair popping all over the place. The youma upon seeing itself on a store window gritted its teeth intending to make the human pay for what happened to its beautiful face. But before it could carry out its personal threat the senshi arrived? Upon arriving at the scene Sailor Chibimoon saw her cat and cried out, "Diana!" When hearing that Chibusa found her cat all the senshi was glad but it'll have to wait till later when they destroy this youma first. Sailor Uranus was the first to strike calling out, "World Shaking Ball!" Sailor Neptune quickly followed shouting, "Deep Submerge Ball!!!" Sailor Mars also attacked, "Burning Mandala?" the youma dodged all of them except for Mars's fiery rings. It was quickly dispatch when Sailor Moon threw her Tiara deciding that this was a normal youma not one of the strong ones that they've faced in the past. After the crisis was over, Ryo started to ogle the senshi in their short skirts and actually made passes at them? Umibozu let Diana go to Small Lady, Luna and Artemis where she told her what happen. Later Sailor Moon went to talk to Umibozu and Miki, "Thank you for caring and looking after Diana for us. She wandered off yesterday and Chibimoon was worried about her, but now that I see that she is safe I am glad. Is there anything I could do to repay you back?" "There no need to want to repay me back Sailor Moon. It was just something that a normal person would do besides I should thank you. Sailor Chibimoon's cat Diana made me conquer my fear of cats. So I am very graceful about what your cat had done for me not the other way around. If anytime the little koneko wants to come over, the Cat's Eye Caf頩s always welcome to her?" "Well then thank you very much Mr.??" "You could just call me Umibozu Ms. Moon." Pulling up Miki he said, "This is my wife, Miki." Miki said hi while everyone heard Ryo ask Sailor Pluto, "Would you like to have a relationship, you sexy thing you?" They saw Kaori pull a 100ton hammer out and start chasing Ryo shouting, "Pervert! Hentai! How could you even ask a person that question especially if that person is a stranger we've just met and one with fame as well!" Ryo shouting, "I'm sorry Kaori! I didn't mean it!" his voice disappearing in the distance as he ran off with Kaori chasing him with the big hammer. The others laugh and Venus remarks to Jupiter, "He's cute but such a pervert, would you like a guy like that?" Jupiter looked disgusted for a moment and then replies, "Nah, I don't think so, I'd rather be alone then have a boyfriend who ogles girls?" The other senshi agreed and then walked off. As they were leaving Diana leaped off Small Lady's head and walked up to Umibozu and Miki meowing good bye. Miki-sama hugged her while Umibozu-sama petted her on the head. Then with a last meow Diana turned and ran back to Small Lady and the others? Umibozu and Miki waved as they saw the senshi with the little cat named Diana disappear. Then they went back into the Caf銴o start business. Overhead the sun shone brightly for the new day? Fin? Japanese Words I used- Sumimasen-I am sorry -sama-Mr.-Ms.-Mrs.(formal) Koneko-kitten Neko-cat [1] There are never really a lot of people eating in the Cat's Eye Caf頥ating there so it's usually an empty place. The reason is because Unibozu owns and works. The people are afraid of him. But Umibozu does not realize this fact, so he works there without a clue. [2] I never saw Umibozu's apartment shown in the anime or manga so I made it up Umibozu and Miki's apartment is above the Cat's Eye. [3] I don't know if they ever had a reason on why Unibozu was so afraid of cats?so I made up my own reason on how he developed a phobia on cats?