Snow White Serenity by Aeris -> aeris03@hotmail.com Yo again! This is a script for a play that I made for a project of mine. This may not be so original, but I hope you appreciate the way I write. Thanks. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Scene One Curtains *Serenity on the floor of a normal medieval house, waking up.* Serenity: Where am I? Amy, Raye, Mina and Lita burst from the door, carrying bags, wearing dresses of same design but of different colors: one blue, one red, one orange, one green. Mina: (cheerfully) Oh, goodie, she's awake! Raye: Finally. Lita: Hi. What's your name? Serenity: What's yours? Lita: I'm Lita. Then the one in the blue suit is Amy, in orange Mina, and the one in red Raye. Serenity: Well, I'm the Princess Serenity from the Moon Kingdom. Mina: I thought the Moon Princess was named Snow White. Amy: See, Mina, the original Moon Queen, her mother Queen Serenity, gave her the name Serenity as the tradition dictates. The Moon King Apollo however called her Snow White after the fairy tale. Serenity: Aren't there supposed to be SEVEN MALE DWARFS? Lita: Sorry, Serenity. All you've got? FOUR FEMALE NORMAL HUMANS. Raye: Isn't Snow White supposed to have ebony- black hair, Meatball-head? Serenity: Don't you ever call me Meatball-head. Only my Prince Endymion, my Muffin, can call me that. Raye: Your Prince Charming calls you Meatball- head? And you call him Muffin? Hah! How romantic. And some couple you are. Serenity: Excuse me! Lita: Hold it, hold it! Mina: (singsong) Oh, what a sunny day it is! Such a lovely day, isn't it? Scene Two *In the women's house, with everybody sitting on the dining table with food on it.* Serenity: Wow, Lita, you sure are some cook! Lita: Oh, that's nothing. Serenity: How did I get here anyway? Amy: We found you sprawled over the grass in a clearing near the pines so we brought you here for you to recover. Serenity: Thanks. Mina: We're all happy to do it. Raye: Excuse me. Lita: At least most of us are. Amy: How did you end up there, anyway? Serenity: Well, I am actually being chased by Queen Beryl. She wants me dead so she could take over the whole kingdom. I mean, the rules clearly state that if ever the Moon King dies, the eldest living descendant will be the heir. Raye: So why can't it be her? Amy: Beryl is not a descendant. Serenity: That's what you get for being so mean. Raye: Oh yeah? Serenity: Yeah! Raye: Okay, you filthy little - Mina: Stop fighting. Don't spoil the nice sunny day. Raye: The only thing that's gonna be spoiled is your face if you don't stop babbling. Mina: Hey! *Luna the black cat and Artemis the white cat enters.* Luna: Stop all that arguing! Your voice destroys the peace that is supposed to be in this household. Artemis: (to Luna) Hush now, Luna, don't get all so fumed up on this thing. It's nothing worth wasting your anger upon. Serenity: What the? Talking cats?!? Lita: Yep! Raye: Haven't seen any talking cats before? The poor thing. Luna: Graces, Princess Serenity. I am Luna, at your service. Artemis: Artemis. Serenity: Somehow, you look familiar. Artemis: Who, me? Mina: No, Artemis. It's Luna! Artemis: Oh. Luna: I'm glad that somehow you still remember me. Serenity: Am I was supposed to know you? Luna: Actually, not. You see, we all belonged to the Moon Palace once, and I was your cat guardian as Artemis is of Mina. The four are destined to be your guardians and Mina was to be the leader. However, when Queen Beryl took over, she exiled us into the woods thinking that without us, you'll never grow as bright and pious as expected from all princesses. Every Moon Princess experienced four guardians and one cat guardian to guide her in her growth and development, especially in keeping her happy. Sadness weakens the soul of every member of the Moon Family. Amy: Why, Luna, Artemis, you never told us that story. Raye: I was supposed to serve her?!? Hah, good thing I was exiled. Amy, Mina & Lita: RAYE!!! Raye: What? Lita: Never mind. Luna: Anyway, She wanted to rule the Kingdom. And seeing that despite the absence of us six, you grew up to be as cheerful, and sweet, and even more beautiful than Beryl, though not as bright. Still, Queen Beryl was raged. She dressed you in servants' clothes, made you work like one, and treated you as one. Serenity: How? did you know? Luna: I just do. And in spite of everything she did, you stayed the same. She was furious and ordered Andrew the hunter to find out why you remained happy. Mina: A - Andrew? My Andrew? Lita: Your Andrew? He's mine. Mina: Uh-uh. He told me so. Lita: When? Mina: About a week ago. He asked me if I wanted to be his girlfriend. I said yes. Lita: I can't believe it. He's all mine! Mina: Sorry, he's already taken. Lita: Grrr. Artemis: Such a fine young lad that Andrew is. He thought that it was the usual motherly concern. And so he investigated, and found out. It was Prince Endymion. Beryl ordered the guards to prohibit his entrance to the kingdom, and gave Serenity more work, harder work, that she could not have any more time for rest of the day. Serenity: So that's why when I wait for him? He never shows up. I wait for hours 'til I drop to slumber and when I wake up Queen Beryl scolds me. The typical day at Moon Palace. Amy: You don't call her Mother, Mama, Mom? Anything like it? Serenity: No. I was forbidden to do so. Amy: By whom? Serenity: Queen Beryl herself. Raye: So? What happened? Lita: Whoa, she's interested! Raye: Shut up. Serenity: Yesterday, Queen Beryl just got mad? So mad that she sent me out the Palace. I never knew why. She never tells me why she gets angry. Then, outside, Andrew told me not to cry--- Raye: You cried! Serenity: He brought me to the meadows and told me to have fun. And I did. Oh, how I love the smell of flowers and playing with animals. When I turned around to thank him, he was? crying. Telling me that he can't do it, saying that he's sorry, telling me to run away and never to return. I was so scared. Andrew was always so cheerful. I never saw him like he did yesterday. And --- Raye: And the rest is history. Let's get to sleep. I'm tired. Lita: Uh-uh. Not until you get finished washing the dishes. You haven't even started yet! Raye: Why not let Mina do it? Mina: Hey, I'm the one who does all the shopping! Raye: Amy? Amy: Sorry, Raye. I do all the budgeting. Raye: What about Serenity? Luna: She's a guest, Raye, besides being a princess for that matter. Raye: Artemis: Uh-oh. Gotta get out of here. Luna: Raye! You want a cat to wash the dishes? Raye: Uh-uh. I want a talking cat to do the dishes. There's a difference. All except Raye: RAYE!!! Scene Three *Beryl in her quarters.* Beryl: Argh! She's not dead. Still alive, still living. And with the guardians! Oh, what has fate given to me? *Metallia materializes in front of Beryl.* Beryl: My Queen! Metallia: You have disappointed me, Beryl. I need to rule the kingdom soon, for time is running out for me, and you. The curse that the Nemesis put on the Moon Kingdom shall fulfill its duty in no time at all. If we do not stop the union of Earth and Moon, we shall no longer have the opportunity to steal the kingdom. The Moon Princess has to be disposed of at once. You know that we cannot interfere with the Earth Prince's affairs, and you have violated that rule already. In a week or so, Endymion shall find Serenity and there goes our power. Our kingdom. Hide her, Beryl, before it's too late. *Metallia disappears. * Beryl: Curse that Serenity. I shall get you! Scene Four *Serenity, the four guardians and the two cats outside the guardians' house. Raye was impatiently waiting for the others to finish reminding, farther from the group.* Mina: If you want to get prettier, just use my kit. It's in my closet. Amy: If you ever get bored, there are a lot of books in my room. Serenity: Thanks, Amy. But to be frank, books bore me. Amy: Oh. Lita: Food's in the cupboard. Serenity: Oh, goodie! Food, ready to eat. Lita: Princess Serenity, the food's cooked, but you have to preheat them first. Serenity: Oh. Raye: Don't you know how to preheat food? Serenity: Uh? No? Raye: Baka. Luna: And no getting out of the house. Artemis: Don't pay attention to any knocking. Nobody goes to this part of the woods, especially since this place is in no kingdom in particular. Amy: We don't knock. After all, we are the owners of this house. Serenity: Okay, okay. I'm gonna be fine. Just go and have fun. Raye: Yeah, right. Have fun out there in the woods, looking for the lost Silver Imperium Crystal. And we don't even get anything from it! Mina: Oh, you do will get something. Once we find the crystal, the Ginshuizuichiou, we'll be back at the Moon Palace. As Guardians of the Moon Princess. Raye: D-did you say? Palace? As in castle? Us? Lita: No. Palace. As in slums. Raye: Let's go now and get that Ginshuizuichiou! Serenity: Sayonara! Now where did that come from? All except Serenity: Farewell, Princess Serenity. *The guardians and the cats walk away, and Serenity enter the house.* Raye: Now for that crystal? Scene Five *Serenity, inside the house.* Serenity: Now, let's look here. They've got me books, a beauty kit, food? I guess that's just fine? What? They do not have any manga? Jeez. Now what the heck do I do now? Food would've been great, but I'm not friends with either the oven or the stove. I guess there's only one thing to do? SLEEP! *Serenity starts to walk away. Loud knocks were heard from the door. She stops and turns back to answer the door.* Serenity: Who's the - *She stops and thinks about.* Serenity: Wait, wait, wait. I can't answer that door. Luna told me that I can't. Voice: Can't what? Serenity: Can't answer the door. Voice: You wish to follow the instructions of a cat? Serenity: Luna's a cat. Voice: What difference does it make. Serenity: The meows. Voice: Whatever you say, she's still a cat. Serenity: Voice: I'm waiting. Serenity: Well? Voice: Hey! Are you going to open this door or not? Serenity: NOT!!! Voice: If you don't answer this door, I'll tear this door down. Serenity: You can't scare me. I am Princess Serenity of the Moon King--- Voice: Boo. Serenity: Aaaaaahhhhh! Voice: Can't scare you, eh? Well I guess I proved you wrong. Serenity: Shut up! Voice: So I guess I'll have to bog this door down, eh Serenity. Serenity: You still don't scare me, you loathsome? uh, voice. Voice: Well, nobody's trying to scare you, Serenity. I was just trying to get you to open THAT STUPID DOOR! Serenity: Sorry. No can do! Voice: Oh, well. *The door breaks into pieces and there appears Beryl.* Serenity: Beryl! Beryl: Well, well, well. I finally got to see you again, little princess. As far as I can see those six did pretty well out here. Serenity: Why are you here? Beryl: I'm the big, bad wolf, remember? Since I'm your evil stepmother, CINDERELLA, is there any reason why I shouldn't be here to give you my treacherous treats? Serenity: (tsk, tsk, tsk) Already gone to an old age and still mixes up characters of different fairy tales! Jeez, how pathetic. Beryl: What did you say? Serenity: Well, it is the truth, isn't it? You are over a thousand years old. Beryl: I guess so. BUT, you can never tell me that to my face. Serenity: Sorry. Beryl: You should be! Anyway, enough of these chit-chats. You're just wasting my time. It's time for me to put YOUR time into good use. Serenity: What do you mean? Beryl: I mean this! Not this! Not this either. Ah, this. This is for you, Rapunzel. Serenity: The name's Serenity. SNOW WHITE SERENITY. Beryl: Whatever. Now wear this ring. Serenity: Never! Beryl: You dare refuse Endymion's proposal? How he'd love this. Serenity: No. You're lying. Beryl: By that, you have rejected Endymion's love. Come on now, Serenity. Wear this ring on your finger and give my captive some hope. Serenity: Oh, well. My, how lovely it is. He must have this--- Aaaaahhhh! Beryl: Finally, my kingdom! Scene Six *In a clearing in the woods. Serenity is in a coffin, and the six beside her in mourning.* Amy: What have we done? Lita: We left her alone to be cursed by that blasted Beryl. Raye: I cannot take this anymore. Mina: Artemis, isn't there some way to get her back? Artemis: I don't know, Mina. I just don't know. Luna: There is some way. *All gasp.* Raye: Tell me Luna, so I can weigh down my distrust for Serenity. Luna: There is a way, but we cannot help. Only one man can break the curse, and that man is the Earth Prince, Prince Endymion. He has to replace the ring with another of equal or greater value. Lita: And how are we to get her here? Serenity mentioned something about him being held captive. *Endymion arrives.* Endymion: Fear not, for I am here. Amy: My prince, I beg you. Please retrieve her life for us. Endymion: Oh Serenity, just stay there. I'm coming. Luna & Artemis: The Silver Imperium Crystal! Four Guardians: WHAT? Endymion: I love you, Serenity. Lita: I think I'm falling in love. Serenity: Endymion? Endymion: Serenity! I thought I lost you forever! Serenity: Never. I shall never let us part anymore. You shall be mine, and I yours, forever. Luna: Finally. Artemis: When shall we do as they are right now, Luna? Luna: What!?! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So, did you like it? Or do I suck? I was planning to develop a series of twisted fairytales and put the senshi in them. Do I do it? Tell me! Email's at aeris03@hotmail.com .