Hi everyone! This is just a little shortie 
that myself and The 'Talented' Sailor Jupiter 
(Tanya) decided to throw together because we 
believe there is a lack of information out about 
the Amazoness Quartet and a lack of fics ^^
It is very witty (been told it's funny even ^^) 
and we hope you get a kick out if it, anyways. 
And don't forget to EMAIL us!!!!!! PLEASE! Let 
us know if you like or not, k? ^^

*..* <-- text between these are actions ^^
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Interview with the Amazoness Quartet
By: Bethany & The 'Talented' Sailor Jupiter
Rated: PG (some.. not so nice comments ^^;;)
Editor: Meara
Emails: TLUsak0@aol.com 
and Talented_Sailor_Jupiter@yahoo.com
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The wind rustles the leaves, causing some to 
break off and fall gently to the ground. Winter 
is coming soon and the----

Bethany: "HOLD IT!"

Tanya: "What NOW?"

Bethany: "This isn't your normal fic, I don't 
want all the jazz and stuff!"

Tanya: *sighs* "What do you want to do?"

Bethany: "I think we should... dress up as 
reporters," *pulls business clothes out of thin 
air* "...and interview the Amazoness Quartet!"

Tanya: *puts away dominatrix gear* "Aww man!"

Bethany: *blinks* "Okay... ready?"

Tanya: *giggles* "Sure thing!"

The two walk up slowly towards the Dark Moon Circus 
tent. Looking around for a moment, Bethany finds a 
small buzzer and hits it.

Bethany: "Now, remember your lines!"

Tanya: "Eek! Lines?! I didn't know we had lines!"

Bethany: *groans* "Just.. let me do the talking, 
okay?"

Tanya: "But I like talking! I could talk all day 
and not get tired! Me wanna talk!"

Bethany: *nods* "But, just let me do the talking 
just thi--"

A doorway appears, revealing a small shadow with 
funny rope things coming from the top half. As 
the figure moves into the light, we see JunJun 
smirking.  

JunJun: "Yeah? What do you want?"

Bethany: "We are from..." *looks around nervously* 
.."Tokyo Action News! And we would like to give 
the world an insider's view of the life of Tokyo's 
newest villains!"

Tanya: "Hiya JunJun!"

JunJun: "Um.. Hi?"

Bethany: *flashes a cell phone and a fake press I.D. 
card* "So, shall we follow you for one day?"

Another shadow moves into the light from behind, 
sitting on a trapeze swing hanging from thin air.

CereCere: "Let them in."

Bethany: "Arigato."

Tanya: *dances around madly* "YAY! We get to go to 
the circus!"

Bethany: *watches Tanya from the corner of her eye* 
"Psst! Professional?"

Tanya: *blushes* "Oh yeah.. that's right."

The two follow CereCere and JunJun to a small room 
near the back of the tent. As they entered, they 
hear a familiar childish voice.

PallaPalla: "Please? Let's have fun with PallaPalla! 
Please? Please? Please?"

CereCere: *blinks* "What happened to this girl?"

Bethany and Tanya take seats as the Amazoness 
Quartet lay on their stomachs, getting back rubs.

Bethany: *chews on the end of her cell phone* "So, 
VesVes; we'll start with you, okay?"

VesVes: "Sure, go ahead."

Tanya: "I wanna ask a question! So, VesVes. How 
exactly do you get that," *motions towards her* 
"..top to stay up?"

Bethany: *blinks*

PallaPalla: *walks over in front of VesVes* 
"PallaPalla does not understand."

VesVes: "Behold the wonders of a good bottle of 
super glue!" 

Bethany: *twitches and filches slightly*

Tanya: "Aha!" *pulls out dominatrix gear* "Do you 
think it'll hold these two pieces of leather 
together?  They're supposed to be a teddy." 

Everyone in the room stops, looking towards Tanya. 
In the far corner a cricket makes one straggled 
cry before stopping.

Bethany: *clears throat loudly* "PallaPalla, 
would you like to be next?"

PallaPalla: *looks up from her doll set* "Is it 
fun?"

Bethany: "Sure! Now, you like to have fun, right?"

PallaPalla: "Yup!"

Bethany: "So what is your favorite thing to do?"

PallaPalla: "PallaPalla wants to play in this world, 
but Granny Zirconia says no! PallaPalla doesn't like 
it!"

Tanya: "I like playing." 

JunJun: *rolls eyes* "That old hag never let's us have 
any fun." 

PallaPalla: *runs over to Tanya, holding two headless 
dolls* "Do you want to play with PallaPalla?"

Tanya: *sweatdrops* "Umm.. what happened to the dolls 
heads?"

PallaPalla: "They had a tooth ache," *gets an evil gleam
in her eye* "and so PallaPalla pulled their heads off so 
it hurt no more!" *smiles proudly* 

Tanya: *backs away slowly, hiding wisdom teeth* 

Bethany: *manages to close her jaw and re-dilate her eyes* 
"So, who is next? CereCere?"

CereCere: *yawns and looks toward Bethany* "Hai?"

Bethany: "I couldn't help but notice that you have 
pink hair... would you be any relation to Chibi-Moon?"

Tanya: "Nooooooooo! Not the spore!" *cowers*  

CereCere: *looks at her hair and blinks* "I REALLY 
don't think so."

Bethany: "Eh.. okay. Speaking of hair do's... does 
those things on your head hurt? The balls and such? 
Are they real?" 

Tanya: "Yeah. How do you guys get your hair to stay 
up like that?" 

JunJun: "Does wire count as a styling tool?" 

Bethany: "I think Pipi Longstocking used it, 
why not?"

PallaPalla: "PallaPalla has a head band." 

Tanya: "Pipi Longstalking?" *gags* 

Bethany: "Just an example..."

JunJun: "So are you guys done already?"  

PallaPalla: *sitting on her ball* "PallaPalla 
is bored."

VesVes: "Matte! I still want to talk!" 

Bethany: "Okay. Can I ask a kind of personal 
question?" 

CereCere: "Shoot."

Bethany: "You all claim to be kids, right? 
Well, how come you have such.... chest quantity 
for, what? Thirteen year olds?" 

PallaPalla: *eyes widen*

CereCere: *looks down*

JunJun: *pops her gum*

VesVes: "Well.. umm.. you see..."

Tanya: *gets all starry eyed* "To be so 
talented at such a young age!" 

PallaPalla: *crosses her arms over her chest 
and glares at Tanya*

Tanya: "Um...don't you guys get chilly in 
the winter?" 

JunJun: "These are just our summer clothes. 
In winter we wear flannel bras." 

Bethany: *nods* 

Tanya: "What kind of name is 'Dead Moon Circus'?  
It doesn't really convey warm and cheerful 
thoughts." 

CereCere: "We aren't suppose to be warm and cheery. 
We are out to find the Golden Crystal for Granny 
Zirconia."

PallaPalla: "PallaPalla wants to ride the Pegasus!"

Bethany: "So... what are you all going to do when 
you get older?"

JunJun: "Don't you know? Adults are the end of 
kids."

PallaPalla: "PallaPalla does not want to be an 
adult!"

VesVes: "Adults don't have any fun!" 

Bethany: *starts humming the Toys R Us theme*

Tanya: *pictures Peter Pan and the lost boys* 

CereCere: "Never.. never be suspicious of the 
dreams within the dreams of dreaming kids."

Bethany: *raises an eyebrow, but thinks best 
not to say a word*

JunJun: "Do you have dreams?"

Bethany: *nervously clears throat* "Hai, I do.."

CereCere: *gets a sweet look on her face while 
approaching where Bethany and Tanya are sitting*

Tanya: *smiles innocently* "Yeah and they are so 
weird! There's this one about me having twins," 
*notices Bethany's uncertainty* "Umm....where is 
this leading?" 

VesVes: *moves to stand next to CereCere*

PallaPalla: "PallaPalla wants to see your dreams!"

Tanya: "And how do you go about doing that?" 

Bethany: *stands up as casually as possible, and 
nudges Tanya* "I think, we better get this 
information.. back to the.. Newsroom. We thank 
you.. for your time...." *eyes the balls that 
have appeared in their hands*

Tanya: "Mommy?"

CereCere: "I think we have a nice sho--"

Bethany and Tanya take off running out of the 
room, streaks of fire coming from their heels. 
After running down several streets, they stop 
to catch their breath. 

Bethany: "That *huff* is the *huff* last time 
I *huff* get that kind of *huff* bright idea."

Tanya: "Beth no baka! Why don't we drop in on 
the Doom Phantom while we're at it?"  

Bethany: *blinks* "You know how to find him?"

Tanya: "Nooooooooooooo!" *runs*

Bethany: *running after Tanya* "I was kidding! 
You know, harhar! Fun Fun? Tanya? Tanya?!"

----End... ^^;;
Soooooo?! *inserts a drum roll* what did you think?
eh? Hmmmmm? I hope everyone enjoyed it, we liked
writing it. 
Email! Email!! Email!!!

<3 Bethany & Tanya
Bethany212@aol.com and talented_sailor_jupiter@yahoo.com
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