TITLE--  A humorous interlude
AUTHOR-- Aimee
RATING-- PG, for the mention of a certain little finger
EMAIL--  sailor_moon89@hotmail.com


Disclaimer: Sailor Moon belongs to a bunch of
rich people who probably don't like me...but
that's okay. I'll get over it. :*( Please don't sue
me. I'm poor. Then why do I own a computer,
you ask? Um...it was a gift. *wink wink*

This story is a little silly thing I put together. It
has no plot--so basically it's not much different
from my other fanfics. ;o) It's nothing but
dialogue. Enjoy, and please, let me know
what you think? sailor_moon89@hotmail.com

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REI--"Lita, will you leave that pigeon alone?"

LITA--"But it looks hungry."

MINA--"Don't feed it rice!"

AMY--"Oh, great--now the pigeon's going to explode."

LITA--"No, it's not. That's just a myth."

MINA--"Nuh uh! Why do you think they quit throwing
rice at weddings?"

SERENA--"Uh-oh..."

*BOOM*

MINA--"Oh, my gosh!"

REI--"You killed it!"

SERENA--"Eeeeek!"

LITA--"I didn't mean to!"

AMY--"Hey guys...I think I may have acquired an
epiphany."

SERENA--"A what?"

LITA--"The poor little birdie..."

REI--"Lita, forget the pigeon. Amy's trying to tell us
something."

SERENA--"What's an eniphapy?"

AMY--"E-P-I-P-H-A-N-Y. It's a moment of clear
insight."

MINA--"Ohhh..."

REI--"Why did you just say so?"

AMY--"I did. Now Serena, I think I have an eph--Uh,
I mean, I think I might have an idea why Darien broke
up with you."

SERENA--"Really? What is it?"

AMY--"Well, maybe a Darien from the future has been
sending the Darien of today messages in dreams and
visions warning him to stay away from you, or you will
die...all for the purpose of testing his love for you."

SERENA--"Oh, yeah right, Amy!"

REI--"Yeah, that's a little farfetched, don't you think?"

AMY--"Oh well...it was just a guess."

MINA--"Serena, maybe what you need to get Darien
back is a new look."

LITA--"Yeah, how about a new hairdo?"

REI--*laughing* "How about a wig? It's the new Jan
Brady!"

MINA--"You always seem to know *JUST*
what to say, huh Rei?"

REI--"It's a gift."

AMY--"Serena, how about glasses? They'll make
you look more intelligent."

SERENA--"But I already look intelligent."

AMY--"Um--sure, whatever you say, Serena."

SERENA--"Besides, I don't need glasses. I see fine."

REI--"Yeah, except when you're aiming at nega-
monsters. Hey Serena, how many fingers am I holding
up?

SERENA--"I've got one for you."

REI--"Oh, that sounds real princess-like, YOUR
MAJESTY--and believe me, I use the term lightly.

SERENA--"Oh, stop. I'm getting all misty."

AMY--"Will you two stop fighting already and
apologize?"

SERENA--"Alright...I'm sorry for saying all that
stuff, Rei."

REI--"Yeah, and I'm sorry for calling you a loser."

SERENA--"You didn't call me a loser."

REI--"Yeah, but I was thinking it."

SERENA--"Oooooo, you little brat!"

MINA--"Hey, look! There's Reenie!"

REENIE--"Hi everyone! I was just feeding the pigeons."

LITA--*turns pale and faints*

AMY--"Um...what exactly were you feeding them?"

REENIE--"Chicken!"

*the girls sigh in relief*

SERENA--"You fed a bird another bird?"

REENIE--"Oh, and I fed it rice too."

SERENA--"Uh-oh..."

*BOOM*

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*lol* Uh...sorry. I have this "thing" with exploding birds.
They're so fascinating. Anyways, hope you liked my
little humorous interlude. Drop me a line and let me know
what you thought: sailor_moon89@hotmail.com