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I don't own sailor moon or dragon ball z and i'm not makeing money off of
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                      What if.......? - Chapter 1
                     By:Abbie aka Bunny
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O.K., have you ever thought of putting the prime casts of Sailor Moon and
Dragon Ball Z in the same room, and just let them sit there?  What would
they do, would they talk, would they fight, or what? You just have to
wonder?
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Silence.  Cricket noises.
"Um?"
Serena: *Cough, cough*
"So, um,  why are we here again?"  Goten asked.
"My name is Trunks and I am an alcoholic."  Every one turned to look at
Trunks with very confused looks.
"I thought that this was an alcohol counseling session?"
"Idiot?" Vegita mumbled to himself.
"You have weird hair?" Serena said pointing at Goku.
"Looked in the mirror lately?" Goten sneered for his father, for they do
have the same hair.
"Huh?"
"Well, what should we do?" Amy asked.
"We could play Red Rover!!!" Goku said excitedly.
Every one stares?
"Kakarott, you Dimass!"
"Who likes Jeopardy?!" Amy asked, "Ok, Let's just go around and all say our
names?"
"What?" looks around, "Never mind?"
"What was that about my hair?!" Serena asked.
"Well you can't blame him, Ms. Moon." The Seiya  retorted.
"And just what was THAT supposed to mean!"
"Calm down Serena!" Mars said.
Trunks walks over to Yaten(SailorStar Healer), "So?Where do You come from?"
"Eh?"
"Hey, I lost my phone number; can I have yours?"
"Um?Y'know?." Yaten says leaning on his shoulder, "I'm a guy."
Everyone turns to look at Trunks.
"Uh?yeah?"
Silence?Stifled giggles.
Right then Trunks was turning to the color of a well done lobster.
Trunks sits back down.
"Could you have come up with a Lamer come-on line?" Vegita asked.
Lita humming the tune to 'Rainy Day Man' and stares at Trunks, "He looks
like my old boyfriend."
Mina smacks her on the back of the head, "What Is The MATTER With You!!!???"
Chibi Chibi skips over to Vegita, "Hi mister!"
"GRRRR?."
"Eeep!" runs away.
"Hey!" Darien stares at Vegita.
"What are you looking at Cape Boy!"
"Look who's talking Sprout Head."
"So?I hear you fight with a Rose?"
"Oh Yeah! Let's go!" Darien throws a rose, Vegita dodges, and looks up at
the rose stuck in his nappy hair.
"Oh I KNOW You Didn't Just Touch The Hair!"
Darien smiles wickedly, "Senorita?"
Pan laughs. Vegita Powers up. Meanwhile?
"Oh Come ON! My Scepter vs. your Kamehameha any Day!"
"Let's Go, Skimpy Skirt Girl!" Goten yells.
Sailor Moon pulls out her Scepter.
"Where Did THAT Come from."
"MOON SCEPTER ELIMINATION!!!" Silence? "Uuuh?" Sailor Moon Looks at her
Scepter, "Moon Scepter Elimination!? Moon Scepter Elimination?Moon Scepter
Elimination?Moon Scepter Elimination?Pluto?"
"I think you've gotta swish it around a few times?"
"Like this Sailor Moon!" Saturn called and swished around her Glaive, "Death
Ribbon Revolution!!!"
"Michiru-san!"
"Haruka!"
"Oops?" Saturn said.
Across the room Bulma kicks Vegita in the nuts and he slumps over and powers
down immediately.
"I think Everyone  needs to calm down a bit?" Luna said.
All the DB characters stop and stare at the cat.
"What?"
"Um? is it just me?or did that cat just, talk?" Gohan asked.
"O.K. so I can talk, do ya wanna make something of it!?" Luna sneered as she
crouched ready to make the kill.
Artimas stood on the chair waving his arms, while Gohan and the cat duked it
out, screaming "I can talk too!!!!!!!!!!!!"   Then suddenly Bra noticed him
and came over, "Ohhh! Look at the pretty kitty!! He's so cute!!! I'm gonna
take you home and hug you and squeeze you to death!!" she squealed as she
hugged Artimas, almost to death.
"Hey! Get you filthy hands off my cat!  And, who does your hair?" Sailor V
came over and *SHMACK* slapped Bura across the face.
"I found him first!! He's my kitten!! Finders keepers losers weepers!" Bura
yelled back.
"Oh really is that so?  Well, I say we have a duel, who ever wins, keeps the
cat!" Sailor V challenged Bura, by slapping her across the face with her
glove.
"AH! MY FACE!" Bra screeched as she held face.  Then she suddenly looked up
with a really crazy, evil look in her eyes.
"Mina, I don't know if that was a good idea," Artimas whispered to Sailor V.
" I'm starting to agree with you." She whispered back.
"My father is the great sayin prince, he has the most attitude an
persistency of any one you'll ever meet, he is Vegita! And my mother is the
bitchiest woman alive, Bulma! And when you mix the two, IT'S NOT A PRETTY
SITE!!!!!!!"  Bura screamed as she walked towards Sailor V.
(Trunks: Speak for yourself?)
"Oh YES you were VERY right Artimas!" she yelled as she ran away from the
psychotic Bura.
"Venus Crescent Beam SMASH!"
"OH! MY NOSE!!!!!"
"Ha! Got her!!!!"
"You hurt my nose! Now your gonna pay!!!!!!!" Bura screamed as her hair
turned yellow and her eyes turned green.
"That's my daughter for ya!" Vegita noticed the girl from the other side of
the room.
Mean while?.
"Hey uh, Sailor Moon, what do ya say we uh call a truce?" Goten said, with a
very sneaky tone.
"Really! O.K.!" Sailor Moon agreed, being stupid as she is.
"Here for a peace offering I'll give you these love earrings.  See how they
work is you wear one, and then you give the other one to the person you
love.  You put one on your left ear then you put the other one on their
right ear. Then you will an undying bond of love?" He said with a wide grin
as he handed her the earrings.
"Oh, Cool! I know just who to give it to!" She squealed as she ran off, in
Darien's direction.  Goten only burst out laughing until he couldn't breath.
"That cape was sooooo last season!" Vegita yelled as he hit Tux in the
check.
"The afro went out with bellbottoms vegetable breath!" Tux sneered  as the
poked Vegita in the stomach with his cane.
"OH! Well, your just? a? poop poo head!" Vegita tried to improvise.
"Oh! I'm hurt!"
"Shut up!"
All the sudden Serena snuck up behind Darien, right when she was about to
put the earring on him, he flashed to the side and Vegita took his spot.
"I love you!" she squealed, and then accidentally put the earring on Vegita
instead  of Tux.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Both Serena and Vegita screamed in unison, as
a brilliant flash of light engulfed them, and when it was gone?well?um?only
one remained.
"GOTEN!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!" It's was Vegita's voice, but the body
was a tad?altered.
It was Vegita's face and hair, but blond and it also had two long pigtails
streaming out of it.  Then he was taller, and had really long, thin legs.
He or it, was wearing big baggy pant's and a very small vest, that only
barley covered the female chest.
"What happened and what am I wearing?!" now it was Serena's voice.
By now the whole room stopped and we're all staring at, him?or?her?or um it.
"I've got to change these clothes! Moon Crystal POWER!!!" it yelled as it
whipped out the crystal.  When all the light was gone the same person was
there, but it was wearing sailor moon outfit, complete with the tiara.
Trunks, being one of the few in the room, who knew what was going on, strode
up to the figure, with a wide grin, trying to conceal his inner laughter.
He  leaned his elbow on it's shoulder and said, "This is a good look for you
dad."
After that, he burst out laughing until he couldn't breath.
"Oh, Shut up, before I ground that puny ass of yours," Vegita snarled.
Trunks immediately stopped and sat down, mumbling something about "Cell" and
a "summer place up state."
To be continued..........
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