The Devise of Sailor Moon By, Eva Catz 2/15/00 (the year of wide eyes) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sadly, none of the Sailor Moon character are mine. But I can dream can't I? They all belong to their respectful owners. I just borrowed them for a bit. None of this story affects the original Sailor Moon story in anyway. If some of the characters seem a little bit different then they do in the series, it's just my own interpretation on them and it's nothing to worry about. Enjoy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is my first fanfic, and I wrote it about a year ago, but only just now got the nerve to let other people read it. So, wish me luck. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Haruka, say something. You can't _still_ be mad at me, can you?" asked a rather upset Michiru. "Guess," replied Haruka, coldly. "You are still angry at me. Look, he _only_ asked if I knew any good restaurants in town" Michiru stated with an innocent look on her face. "Yes, he said that. Then, you said that you did." "Of course." "And, then he asked you if you would like to join him at one of them," Haruka added hurtfully. "Yes, he did ask that." "You said yes." "No. I didn't," Michiru calmly stated. "Yes, you did. You always were a horrible liar," Haruka disguised her feelings with a mask of casual humor. "I wasn't lying. You're not telling the whole story. I didn't say I would go with him. I just said I would consider it. Seiya then asked me if there was anything he could do to persuade me to come. I said that I would go, _only_ if you came," Michiru saw through Haruka's mask. "That's the same thing as saying yes," Haruka continued stubbornly. "No, it's not!" Michiru lost the calm tone in her voice. "Knock, knock. I haven't caught you at a bad time, have I?" commented, who other than Seiya. A rather amused one at that. Blushing, Michiru answered. "No, not a bad time. In fact we were just deciding where we were going to go for lunch. " Seiya stood there trying not to laugh at the obvious lie. "How long have you been there?" demanded Haruka. "Long enough," Seiya couldn't hold in the laughter. Haruka gave him a mean look. A look that meant if he didn't leave soon, she would _make_ him move. But Seiya stood his ground. That's when Usagi walked in. Michiru was sitting down on the chair to the vanity set, which stood by the wall, holding a brush in her right hand. Usagi noticed the long dark blue skirt Michiru was wearing and how beautifully it matched her black vest and white blouse. Haruka stood between Michiru and Seiya with her feet planted firmly on the ground and her shoulders back to demonstrate her full height. Haruka did _not_ look happy. She was wearing tan slacks and white button up shirt. Seiya was standing about two feet right of the door. Arms crossed over his chest and a smug look on his face. He was wearing his standard all black. Usagi, thinking how cool they all looked, peeked down at what she was wearing. "EeeeeeeeeeeeKkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!" she screamed suddenly. What had she been _thinking_ when she woke up in the morning? What had she done? Stuck her head in the blender? Her outfit consisted of a pair of lime green ankle boots, a hot pink mini-skirt, a mid-night blue spaghetti strap tank top, and worse yet, her lips were blue because it was _snowing_ outside. Usagi began to, predictably, cry. Then Mamoru walked in. _He_ was wearing red and white striped pants, a blue and red checked belt, and a blue and white polka dot shirt. He looked like the United States flag. Not noticing Mamoru's lack of taste, Usagi ran from the room sobbing. Both Usagi and Mamoru were convinced that she/he had ruined the relationship _so_ badly by her/his taste in clothing that it could _never_ be repaired. Usagi, after fleeing from the room, ran over to Makoto's house. Makoto wasn't there, but Makoto had given Usagi a key in case of an emergency. Usagi considered this to be an emergency. Even though she wasn't at home, Makoto had plenty of good food to eat. And, boy, did Usagi eat. Out of depression, she ate everything in site. After eating all the furniture she found a hidden box of chocolates in the closet. Now, at this point, Usagi was _huge_. She took up most of the room in the house. And she was _still_ eating! Well, to make a long story short, (I thought you might appreciate that ;) Usagi explode after eating the last piece of chocolate. Right after the explosion, Makoto walked in. She sighed, "I _knew_ this would happen one day. Poor Usagi exploded. Oh well, I guess I should start cleaning up. Hey! Where'd all my furniture go?" Mamoru did not start running away or start to cry. He simply grabbed the nearest thing, which happened to be the brush Michiru was holding, and poked his eyes out. "I swear, I'll never look at another woman for as long as I live! Literally!" Mamoru shouted out madly. Then, he felt his way to the kitchen and found a two-gallon bottle of dish soap and drank the whole thing. Obviously, he died. But not before blowing several bubbles in the air. Minako came strolling into the kitchen at that point, just as the bubbles began to pop, and screamed at the top of her lungs. Rei came rushing in to see what had made her friend shout. "Oh . . . My . . . Is he . . .?" stuttered Rei. Just then Ami walked in and with her quick wit she analyzed the situation and herded Minako and Rei out of the room like a flock of dense sheep. "Let's do something that will take you mind off this horrible reality," Ami suggested logically. "Okay . . ." Rei and Minako responded together, but with no enthusiasm. "I know, there's a circus in town. Why don't we go there?" Ami tried again. (A circus? maybe Ami's not as smart as we all thought she was) "Okay . . ." Rei and Minako sounded a little bit more excited. "Can we go see the elephant? They're my favorite," Minako asked innocently. "Sure!" Ami was pleased that her plan to cheer the girls up was working so well. They all reached the circus and went to go see the elephants just as Minako had requested. Minako had used her girlish charm to convince the _boy_ to let her in the pen, to get a closer look at her favorite animal. As soon as she walked in one of the elephants sat down. On her! Out of anger and confusion, Rei transformed into Sailor Mars. She shrieked out an attack and aimed at the elephant. But because she was so upset the hatred must have blinded her. She ended up hitting both Ami and herself. The next day, after buying new furniture, Makoto heard the bad (bad?) news. She sighed, "Well, it had to happen sooner or later." But just when things couldn't look any worse, Luna came to her and told her something that shocked her beyond belief. Makoto should have been with the outer senshi all along. The planet Jupiter being outside the asteroid belt and therefore being one of the outer planets. If there was one thing that Makoto couldn't stand, if was being lied to. And it seemed to her that Luna had done just that. Makoto went crazy and went on a killing rampage and killed Luna, Artemis, Diana and Chibi-Usa (the time paradox hadn't taken affect yet). After killing them she regained her sanity and happily joined the outer senshi. -End- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Author's note: All of this was just for fun. I'm sorry if I've offended anyone. (At least I'll pretend I'm sorry.) Send any compliments, suggestions, flames or whatever to Eva_Catz@hotmail.com Arigato for reading my story! Please read my friend's story: The Astral Abduction by Calico Tiger She's a good writer and an even better friend. She's the one that got me hooked on Anime in the first place and got me started writing Sailor Moon fanfics.