Disclaimer: I know I'm new here, and so I'd like to do a little bit of humor before I start writing real stories. I don't own Sailor Moon. That claim is held to Naoko Takouchi, who created Sailor Moon. Also, some of these songs come from different point of views and if any of them offend you in any way, I am very sorry. I went and used up my "creative gene" to make these, and even I don't agree with some of the songs? ~ Achicagoil Songs That Never Aired on Sailor Moon Rated: PG for some violence By: Achicagoil! Email at senshi_pluto_@hotmail.com okay? Naoko's Trademark (Sung to the tune of my favorite things) Red steel tipped roses And whiskers on Luna Bright colored fuka And plenty of tuna High-heeled boots and girls that run like a lark These are just part of Naoko's Trademark High voltage power That burns up one another Guys in white masks That watch Moon like a mother Don't forget very sharp glaves from the dark These are just part of Naoko's Trademark Girls in short dresses That get into messes They have all once been well known Princesses Youma that always head for the park These are just part of Naoko's Trademark! When Baryl attacks! When Galaxia shows! When Diamond pops out of nowhere! We simply just borrow the Sailor Scouts! And Naoko really does not care! The Usagi/Mamoru Break-Up (AN: you know? during the "R" season?) (Sung to the tune of the Phantom of the Opera) Mamoru: In sleep it came to me In dreams, it came! That voice which calls to me And speaks her name Must I break-up? With my girl friend? Damn, these stupid dreams that make me break my heart once again! Usagi: He has broken up with me Well forget him! I have Seiya Or Diamond! Why must he break my heart? Once again! Damn, these stupid dreams that make me break my heart, once again Usagi: I have fought with him With all my time What ever happened here? Mamoru: You're no longer mine! Both: Damn these stupid dreams that make me break my heart, once again Mamoru: I must finally say Ja ne, tata We are all over through Usagi: But Chibi-usa?? Both: Damn these stupid dreams that make me break my heart, once again Mamoru: (spoken) We done! Say good bye right now! Usagi: I really do truly love you! LOOOOOOVVVEEEE LOOOOOOVVVEEEE LOOOOOOVVVEEEE LOOOOOOVVVEEEE LOVE, LOVE, LOVE YOU! Sailor Pluto's Revenge (Sung to the tune of "I'm Just a Little Black Rain Cloud") I'm just the Time Guardian Hovering over the Time Gates I'm just the Time Guardian So why bother with little me? Everyone knows that Pluto Would never harm her Princess no not a bit I just want Mamoru Without further ado So give me him now and get! The Outer Senshi's Song (Sung to the tune of the dubbed Sailor Moon theme) Always better than the inner Never late for dinner Most of them even look thinner They are the one's called Outer Senshi With a much better henshin song And prove the inners to be wrong Never wanting help with their mission They are the ones called SAILOR? Sailor Pluto! Sailor Saturn! Sailor Uranus! Sailor Neptune! With so really neato attacks They are the ones called Outer Senshi Fighting evil with a purpose Never destroying Earth's surface (AN: Don't ask!) The senshi that look so cool They are the ones called Outer Senshi They are the ones called Outer Senshi They are the ones, OUTER SENSHI! Down With? (To the tune of "Hallelujah") DOWN? with Baryl DOWN with Zerconia And the youma And the droids DOWN WITH THEM ALL! (AN: Okay, so that sucked?) The Plutonian Story (To the tune of, "Jingle Bells" staring with the "Dashing through the snow?" part) Being time guardress Sure isn't much fun? Watching Chibiusa Pulling out a gun (AN: manga) My Princess crying? I sure can't stand her wails And even if we even miss one droid Our whole mission fails? OHHHHHHH?. Take the gates Blow them up See if I really care? Tell me if you really think That I dyed my hair Take those gates Smash them up I could really care less I just hope I will come out Even less a mess Now once the gates are gone I am finally free No more duty for I? I can finally think about ME! No more business For duty won't be there More free time for me me me ? I could sign up to be mayor Take those gates Give them away Please get rid of them Maybe after words I can help out poor Kim! (AN: my real name is Kim? I need help too?) Take those gates Pass them up To whom it doesn't matter Why should I guard the gates While Mako-chan only mixes batter! And people that is the only bit of songs my mind can come up with for now, kay? I'm really not that creative, so I'm really sorry. If these songs really suck, email me, kay? I just like spent up all the creativity I own so if they ARE bad? sorry. I show a LOT of different opinions in these songs and I guarantee I really DON'T agree with some of the Pluto songs and such?. But the last one I like A LOT! ~ Achicagoil