Disclaimer: Characters used in this story are owned by Rumiko Takahashi, Naoko Takeuchi, and co. This story takes place after volume 38 of the Ranma manga. This story draws ideas from the Ranma manga and anime and the Sailor Moon anime. C & C wanted. Flames not. Sailor Moon R 1/2 by Donny Cheng Makoto wandered about the Furinken High premises. She and her friends were visiting the school for the annual school Olympic games. Since they were competing in different events, they decided to separate and meet with each other later on in the day. She caught sight of the judo competition she had signed up for. They were already starting when she got there. She gaped at the arena. It seemed the entire student body of Furinken was there. She may have been wrong, but what she saw didn't look like a judo competition. Many people were carrying an assortment of weapons: bokkens, katanas, giant spatulas--GIANT SPATULAS?! Sure enough there was a beautiful boy hefting a kick-ass spatula and some smaller spatulas across his chest. What did we get ourselves into? "Hey! Isn't this supposed to be judo only," she asked the nearest judge. "Look, do you want to tell them that? I thought not. If you're a part of the event, you're too late. It's already started. If you came being prepared for only judo, I doubt you would have stood chance anyway. The champion last year was that kendoist over there. He goes by the name of Kuno "Blue Thunder" Tatewaki." However, the handsome kendoist the judge pointed out was at the moment being trampled by an unarmed pigtailed boy in Chinese clothes using just judo. The judge then went towards the arena to declare the pigtailed boy the winner. Makoto saw his face. Oh my god! He looks just like my old boyfriend. Wait a minute here! He is an old friend. Boy, he sure has grown into such a cutie. Smiling, she quickly ran over to greet him. Ranma was startled by someone who just glomped onto him. "Hey, what do you think you're do--." He stopped as he stared at the face of a long time friend before him. "Makoto? Mako-chan, it is you. I can't believe it. After all these years." "Ranma-kun, imagine seeing you here. I thought I would never see you again after you left me." Their reunion was stopped short as a short haired girl and the boy carrying the spatula suddenly appeared behind them and they looked pissed. "Yes, Ranma-kun, imagine seeing you here flirting with another girl," they both yelled in unison. "Don't you have another event to go to." Ranma was then punted in to LEO. Makoto bigsweated. "What's the big deal? Ranma-kun is an old friend of mine. It's natural for us to be excited." "So you're not another fiancee of his?" The boy, who Makoto just realized was a girl, asked suspiciously. "No, I not another fian-- WHAT?! Another fiancee? Just how many does he have?" Makoto stared at them. "You're seeing two of them now. Here, let me explain," sighed the short haired girl. Akane and Ukyo helped Makoto catch up on Ranma's life. * * * * * Wow! They punted him in the right direction for his next match, Ranma thought as he got out of the swimming pool. He was just in time for the event too. Principal Kuno cried when he saw Ranma appear. "Finally. Quickly change into a girl and stand in line." The principal fully expected to win many medals for Furiken with Ranma at his side. Fortunately, Ranma was such a poor student, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to bribe Ranma with a passing mark. Everyone was at the starting blocks by the time she got there. The shot sounded and everyone dove in swimming with all their power. Ranma wanted to be fair, so she didn't use her chi to enhance her strength. She could hear the crowd cheering for her and another two girls who seemed to be in the lead with her. In the end it was a close finish, with her first and the other two girls tied for second amazingly enough. When she caught sight of who gave her such a hard time, her heart stopped. They were both childhood friends she would never forget. Ranma was about to call them when she noticed she was in her girl form. She poured hot water over herself from a kettle that just happened to be near by. "Ami-sensei! Michiru-san! It's me Ranma." They were both startled. They both looked to see a boy grinning at them. Ami remembered only one person who called her sensei. Michiru had vivid memories of a scruffy looking boy with a cute smile. "Ranma-kun?" Amy was startled at meeting her old best friend. She had thought that he had left for good so long ago. "Ranma-chan what are you doing here. I thought you were on some training trip." Michiru was equally surprised at meeting Ranma. "Oh, the training trip is on hold until I can take care of a few problems. Uh..I'll talk to you later. I'm late for my next event." Ranma had caught sight of an angry principal heading his way. Ami and Michiru gaped at the boy running away from a man, who seemed intent on shaving Ranma bald. Realization dawned on them, "How do you know Ranma-kun?" They looked at each other, surprised. They both began to explain their relative pasts to each other as they left the pool. Ami didn't pay much attention as her thoughts were on Ranma and how much he'd grown. * * * * * Ranma ran at top speed to the racetrack. When he got there, he noticed a boy there that looked familiar. Sure enough, when he looked closer it was another old friend. If his mind thought hard enough, it would have thought it was weird that so many coincidences seemed to be happening. "Haruka-kun! Do you remember me? It's me Ranma." Ranma hugged his friend. It was then he noticed his old friend was glowering at him and that his friend had an awfully big chest for a boy. He looked down and lo and behold, breasts. Ranma quickly let go with his hands in the famous Takahashi pose. "What? How did you become a girl. Don't tell me you're a crossdresser like Ukyo or you've been to Jusenkyo too." Haruka sighed. She bopped Ranma on the head. "I've always been a girl, you idiot." When she caught sight of him strolling across the track with that idiotic, inane grin of his, she had been furious. Didn't he know that she and him were rivals? She had always been that fastest at any school she went to. That was until Ranma stepped into her life. He beat her in every race, yet he always came over to talk with her afterwards, acting like they were best friends. He had left to go on a training trip before she could beat him. She had been angry with him ever since. However, the fact that he thought she was a boy though, caused her to lose the expression on her face. "You were never the perceptive type. Didn't you ever wonder about my name?" She then grinned at him, "So, you ready for a rematch." Ranma smirked, "Any time." They got to the starting block as the event began. * * * * * Usagi, Rei, Chibi-Usa, Hotaru, Luna, and Artemis cheered as Minako's volley ball team scored again. Minako and her team dominated the game. They were just about to win the game and match when the Furinken team suddenly called a time out. They were going to make a line change. The new member immediately began to make a difference. With this new addition, Furinken had turned the tide. The new player was just too good. He was a blur on the court. Not once had the ball touched the floor on Furinken's side since the pig-tailed boy joined the team. As good as Minako's team was, the lone player was over powering them. The game came to an end as the boy drove in a spike. Minako plopped on to the floor exhausted, but exhilarated. She hadn't had to play such a tough game of volleyball in a while. The new player reminded her of someone she couldn't quite place. She noticed the player in question advancing towards her. "Minako? Mina-chan is that you?" "Ranma? Ranma-chan!" They were both suddenly jumping with joy at seeing each other for the first time in many years. "How's life been treating you?" "Very well, today. I've met a lot of old friends including you. Wow, you've grown up very well." Minako blushed. Usagi and Rei joining them halted their conversation. "Cousin Ranma? What're you doing here? I thought you and Uncle Saotome are off on a decades long training trip." "Usagi-chan? Funny, meeting you here. What you and Mina-chan know each oth--" Ranma was suddenly cut off as Rei glomped on to him, much to the annoyance of Minako. "Ranma, do you remember me? I'm Rei from the temple." The girls all vied for control of Ranma's attention as they caught up with each other's lives. What a coincidence that we all know Ranma, Usagi thought. * * * * * Chibi-Usa, Hotaru, Luna, and Artemis hid behind the bleachers. "What is it, Luna?" Hotaru looked at the guardian cat questioningly. "Artemis and I are getting some strange vibes from that boy. We think he might be from the moon kingdom or the negaverse. We want you to help keep an eye on him, seeing as how the others are busy falling over themselves with him." Chibi-Usa nodded, "We will Luna, you can count on us." The next moment saw Chibi-Usa and Hotaru taking turns getting a shoulder ride from Ranma and giggling non-stop. Luna sighed, "Looks like we'll have to take care of this ourselves Artemis. * * * * * At the awards ceremony the rest the Usagi's friends and Ranma's friends met up. They went through another round of the introductions. Ryoga also happened to wander by and upon seeing him with these girls promptly tried to smash him to the ground. Ranma quickly explained they were just old friends of his. In fact, one of them was his friend also. Ryoga blushed and stuttered as Michiru appeared in front of him. After the ceremony, which had Ranma winning almost all of the awards, they decided to go out and get reacquainted with each other. Akane and Ukyo frowned at the prospect of fighting with more girls for Ranma's affections, but were delighted at the same time to learn more about Ranma's past. They were soon joined by Shampoo as she came bearing lunch for her victorious groom. Mousse followed not far behind. Kuno joined their group, as he did not trust Ranma in the company of so many girls. As usual, Shampoo glomped onto Ranma the moment she saw him. However, the number of evil eyes that were being given to her by the various girls, cowed even Shampoo. She reluctantly de-glomped Ranma. Since Usagi's friends also brought lunch they decided to go out on a picnic. * * * * * Ranma and Usagi were busy fighting off each other's hands as they scarfed down the food at the picnic. Ranma's friends stared as Usagi was holding her own against Ranma's attacks. Usagi's friends stared as Ranma was holding his own against Usagi's voracious appetite. Haruka smiled as she watched them. "So Ranma, tell me how long have you been teaching Usagi how to fight?" Usagi was startled. "Ranma's never taught me how to fight." Akane then noticed the way Usagi was eating. "Ranma, Usagi's using the Saotome Ryu style of eating." Ranma nodded. "You noticed? Well I couldn't leave my favorite cousin defenseless. When I lived with her family about four years ago, I noticed that she was quite weak. She didn't like violence, so I secretly taught her a few basic martial arts moves at dinner time." Usagi stared at Ranma. She had wondered how she was able to fight when she first became Sailor Moon by herself. She had thought that the skills came with being Sailor Moon. Haruka snorted, "A few martial arts moves? I doubt that I can steal a piece of food from Usagi based on the moves she's using." Ranma shrugged and started to gobble down all the food again, seeing that Usagi was distracted. Usagi quickly followed suit. Akane, Ukyo, and Shampoo looked at each other and then at the other girls. "How do you all know Ranma?" They all wanted to know how Ranma knew so many cute girls. * * * * * They decided to tell their story based on the age Ranma was when they met him. Usagi had known Ranma since they were babies. "We're cousins on his father's side. Ranma and his family often visited until his long journey. I had met up with Ranma again when he was twelve. They lived with my family for a few weeks before they left again." **flashback** During their stay together, Ranma protected Usagi from some bullies. After awhile, Ranma started to ingrain martial arts reflexes into Usagi at dinnertime. When Ranma had left, the bullies tried to pick on Usagi again. Usagi had somehow become clumsier around people. She stepped on the bullies' feet. Her arms accidentally hit them in the face as she flailed them to regain her balance. They didn't bother her after that. **end flashback** All the senshi stared at Usagi. So it really wasn't blind luck that Usagi had when she dispatched all those youmas. Makoto recovered from her shock and spoke next. "He had been so sad when I met him. He told me that he had missed his best friend Uuchan and his mother." Ukyo blushed at hearing this. **flashback** Chibi-Makoto had then hit Chibi-Ranma in the back and called him a whiner. He got angry and attacked her. They roughed each other a bit before they both laughed. He thanked her for helping him out of his funk. That was when he noticed she was wearing a dress. He quickly jumped off her and declared he couldn't hit girls. After that, Makoto is seen attacking him whenever possible because of the comments Ranma always made. They became good friends. Makoto is seen crying as Ranma left. **end flashback** Next was Rei's turn. "I met Ranma at the age of seven. I met Ranma when his father visited my grandfather. I think they were old friends or something." **flashback** Rei stared at Ranma with hearts in her eyes as they walked around the temple. One day, Rei heard that Ranma would leave soon. They stood up late to talk with each other that night. Rei told Ranma a fire reading of his future. She told him that he would meet his future bride before he left. She would have long, black hair and long legs. That night Rei was up all night building makeshift high heels on her sandals. The following morning Rei saw Ranma off. She was apparently taller than Ranma with the high heels on. **end flashback** Ranma looked at Rei curiously. "I think your fire reading was wrong. I didn't see a single girl the whole day, except for yo--" Ranma stopped talking as dark auras formed around each girl. It was scary. It was safer to just go back to eating. Rei suddenly developed an interest in watching grass grow. She blushed as she avoided the gazes of the girls. Ami decided to help her flustered friend out and told her story next. "Ranma was nine when I first met him. When I first saw him, he had been trying to steal the cookies my mother had baked for me." **flashback** Ami scolded Ranma as he looked at her in puzzlement. She asked him if he knew what was right and wrong. She was in shock when she learned Ranma didn't go to school and didn't know much about morals. Genma's face was full of shame as the little girl was reprimanding him. Ranma went to school the next day. Ami tutored him in learning how to read and write. When she learned Ranma was going to leave soon she made sure that Genma would continue to take Ranma to school whenever possible. She waved goodbye to Ranma with a tear stained face. **end flashback** It was Ami's turn to blush. However, the girls to smiled at her. Who could get mad at such a touching story? Minako was the next to spin her tale. "At the age of eleven, Ranma and his father again stopped in Tokyo. I was being picked on by a horde of thugs when Ranma came. After that, we were inseparable. He had tears in his eyes when we parted with one last passionate kiss." **flashback** Ranma saved Minako from a few little brats. Ranma tried to pry himself loose from Minako's grip. She visited him every day at the place where he camped out. She was playing in the sand box when Ranma the sand box when Ranma told her he was leaving. Sand got into Ranma's eyes as Minako blew him a kiss goodbye. **end flashback** Minako cried in memory. Ranma's fiancees were now seething with anger. "...passionately..." Akane's aura flared. "...kissed..." Ukyo's spatula bent under her hands. "...her..." Shampoo developed a severe twitch. Haruka actually felt pity for Ranma. Ranma was in for some serious trouble if no one interrupted them. She quickly related to them her past with Ranma. "I first saw him when he reached the age of thirteen and first went to junior high. We had a rivalry of who was the best runner and fighter in school. Of course, Ranma never ever went full out and still beat me in every sport." **flashback** Ranma and Haruka are at another track meet. The gun signaled the start. Ranma effortlessly ran at the same speed as Haruka. He is talking conversationally with her as he kept up and then passed her. They sat together in judo class. Ranma and Haruka fight. He dodged all of her attacks and won by her being too tired to throw another punch. It is obvious he doesn't know she is a girl. Ranma slapped Haruka on the back and left to go on his way again. Haruka was fuming as she glared at Ranma's retreating back. **end flashback** Ukyo and Makoto looked knowinglly and Haruka. If you weren't wearing a dress, it was very likely that Ranma would mistake you for a boy. Michiru laughed at the fuming Haruka as she spoke next. "Ranma had enrolled at an all boy's school at fourteen years of age. That was the first time I saw Ranma-chan. Ryoga and I were friends since we were little children. I used to take Ryoga to school every day as he had a bad sense of direction. When Ranma came, we took turns taking Ryoga to places." **flashback** Ranma is playing in the park when he heard music. He stopped to listen to a girl playing the violin. He clapped as Michiru finished. She blushed at this and said she that was not very good. He would have none of that and continued to clap. Ranma visited her every day to listen to her play. Her, Ryoga, and Ranma were walking home from Ranma's all boy school. Ryoga was furious at the closeness of Ranma and Michiru. Ranma did not notice. Ryoga challenged Ranma to a duel. Ranma couldn't wait for him to show up and told Michiru the he was leaving for China. Michiru never saw either Ryoga or Ranma ever again till today. **end flashback** Ryoga was angry. Hearing Michiru talk brought back painful memories. He looked towards Mousse and Kuno. They too had heard enough. Ranma would pay for his womanizing. Akane was angry. She looked towards Ukyo and Shampoo. They too had heard enough. Ranma would pay for his womanizing. * * * * * The senshi could only stare in shock as three girls and three boys were strangling Ranma. Nabiki smirked as she looked at Ranma's old friends. The way they all stole glances at Ranma, Ryoga, Mousse and even Kuno told her how much they all starved for love. She loved it when she had new customers. All she had to do was help the girls choose a target for their affections. She didn't know if Ryoga or Mousse would retaliate if she sent some crazed girls after them, but she did know Ranma wouldn't. That decided, she gave the girls a tight-lipped smile. "Girls, I happen to have some information on they boys you are interested in. I will sell you this information for the low price of $5000 yen." She frowned as the girls immediately pounced on her with the money. They're more love starved then she had figured. She should have asked for more. "Well, you see that bandana-clad boy. Well you all know by now that his name is Ryoga. He has already fallen in love with two girls. My sister, Akane, and a girl named Akari. He is quite devoted to them. It also looks like he has a crush on you Michiru. The guy with the thick glasses is Mousse. He has devoted his whole life to the Chinese girl, Shampoo. The kendoist is Kuno. He is devoted to my sister, Akane and a certain pig-tailed girl. The only one who is not in love with another is Ranma. His engagement to Akane and Ukyo are arranged and the one to Shampoo was an accident." The inner-senshi talked amongst themselves: "Wow, he's got three girls engaged to him." "He must be a great catch, because the girls still want him even if he is leading them on." "If Ranma isn't actively after someone, does that mean he's technically free?" "Chibi-Usa, your too young for him." "Usagi, you've already got Mamoru." "Yeah, let us have a chance." Ami and the outer senshi bigsweated as they moved away from their friends. Maybe no one would notice that they were together. Nabiki smiled as she looked on. Oh well. At least she got paid. * * * * * Setsuna shook her head as she looked at the group gathered around Ranma. It amazed her to no end how one person could dominate over the lives of so many people. She felt a disturbance in the air. A youma materialized out of nowhere. It was one of the many generals that were once under the control of Beryl. This particular one had been smart. It had hidden away after Beryl's demise, slowly gathering dark energy. The amount of energy it had now was enough to almost rival Beryl. Setsuna looked at it impassively as it headed towards Furinken. She could not interfere in this historical event. * * * * * "Aaaaahhh!" There came a loud scream from the school. Ranma and his grouped turned to the source. There was giant of a man destroying everything in its path. The youma looked all around itself for the one who killed its queen. It turned and saw Usagi. With an inhuman shriek, it ran at her full speed. Usagi looked at her fellow senshi in despair. They were out in the open and thousands of students were around them. They could not transform without being found out. The youma closed in on her. There was no escape. Usagi closed her eyes and prayed. The attack never came. She opened her eyes to see that Ranma was carrying her off to safety. Her friends were right behind him. The monster was at the moment being dealing with Ranma's friends. She and her friends could only stare in amazement as the Nerima residents attacked it. Ranma's friends were nearly as strong as they were in their senshi form. Ranma knew he could not outrun the youma for long. He had to do something. He spotted a nearby tree. Quickly, he grabbed each girl and threw her into the tree. They would be safe in there, while he and his friends dealt with the youma. The monster shouldn't be too hard to deal with. It wasn't like Ranma and the others haven't had their fair share of battles with powerful people. Thunder sounded in the sky. It started to rain. * * * * * Luna and Artemis watched as a lone red-haired girl fought the beast. The battle was going bad. All the girl could do was dodge. Luna was worried. "Artemis, what can we do? There are too many people around. The girls can't transform. "I don't know. Maybe the girls have a better idea. Let's join up with them. * * * * * Ranma looked around the battlefield. All of her friends were lying hurt on the ground. Many of them in their Jusenkyo cursed forms. She then looked at the still body of the beast. She had managed to use her hiryu shoten ha technique on it. The body twitched slightly. Impossible. It stood up and did not look hurt at all. What would it take to take for it to stay down? Ranma knew of only one way to win now. The nekoken. However, Shampoo was unconscious, so she couldn't be of any help. She frantically looked for a cat. She turned and spotted a black cat with an odd tattoo on its forehead. She suppressed to urge to shudder as he approached it. "Here kitty, kitty. Don't be afraid. Listen, I need your help. I'm going to grab you now and no matter what I say or do, don't let go of me." Ranma felt silly to explain things to a cat. Somehow the cat seemed to understand. Luna held on for dear life. She had thought it was weird when the girl came and asked for her help. Something about her made Luna what to trust her. The figure beneath her stopped moving. Luna jumped off to see what was wrong. She stared in shock. The girl was now meowing and on all fours. The girl meowed her thanks and immediately turned to face the youma. Luna could only stare as the girl shred it into nothingness. * * * * * Usagi and her friends watched in awe as the cat and duck transformed back into Shampoo and Mousse. Unknown to everyone, Ryoga had also transformed back into a boy and was with them as they listened to Akane. She explained to them about Jusenkyo and Ranma's nekoken training. "There are only two ways to help gain control of himself. One is for us to transform her back into her boy form. The other is for her to sleep on someone's lap. I seem to be the only one that can do this, so I'll go to her." Akane blushed as she walked to Ranma. Ukyo stepped in her way. "Hey, how do you know you're the only one that can do it? It seems to me that anyone who cares about him can do it. I will go to him." "Violent Akane and Spatula Girl no go near groom. Shampoo help Ranma." Shampoo said as she blocked Akane and Ukyo. Soon Usagi and her friends joined in. They too thought they had what it took to bring Ranma back to reality. The boys looked on in disgust as the girls gushed at Ranma. Ranma-neko looked at the girls curiously. They all felt right. It couldn't decide which one to go to. It walked up to each girl and purred against her legs. It then spotted the black cat that helped it earlier. Ranma-neko leapt at the cute kitty. It wrapped itself around Luna and cat kissed her. The girls had all been deliriously happy when Ranma walked up to each of them. However, seeing that he did that to every girl and then chose Luna made them all see red. Screams could be heard throughout Nerima. * * * * * Ranma awoke to the smiling faces of his mother, Kasumi, Ami, and the outer senshi. Usagi, the rest of her friends, and his fiancees were all looking at anything but him. They alll looked shame faced. Ryoga, Mousse, and Kuno glared at Ranma. Soun was crying his eyes out. Genma was a panda. Ranma looked down at himself. He was again in a full body cast. He looked up at the ceiling. This could not be happening to him. * * * * * All is as it should be Setsuna thought to herself. And so the First Knight of Neo-Tokyo met his queen. She smiled as she watched Ranma sleeping with the girls watching over him. She absently rubbed her round stomach. The baby was kicking her again. She didn't need a doctor to tell her what the baby's gender would be. All of Ranma's children were girls. This was her second baby and Ranma's thirty-first. She felt a presence walk up to her. "You did well Small Lady. You did not tell them of Ranma's future life." "Puu, you promised that you would tell me how uncle Ranma can live so long after I finally meet him in the past. I'm not in danger of changing history with that information, anymore." "Very well. You see Ranma has two very powerful sensei. They both use their martial arts skills to prolong their lives to over three hundred years. Ranma is their best pupil. His conditioning allows him to live twice that amount. Also, Ranma spends half his time in his never aging girl form. Theoretically, Ranma could live well over a thousand years. Now, you have to understand that your uncle is a bit of a narcissist. He had magic used on him to retain in his youthful body. This makes him technically immortal." "Now, I understand." Chibi-Usa smirked as she remembered something. "So whose turn is it to get uncle Ranma now." Being immortal meant for a very lonely life. Her mother had her father for companionship. Michiru had Haruka. Everyone else had to keep each other company. Ranma was the only immortal male on earth, other than her father. So naturally each of the senshi wanted him. Her mother had decreed that each girl had to take turns living with Ranma for a month at a time. "It's my turn I'm afraid. Now, I have to put up with his macho, egotistical, sexist, attitude for a month." Setsuna tried to look like she was annoyed with the prospect. "But we wouldn't want him any other way." Chibi-Usa and Setsuna shared a laugh. * * * * * The End. (maybe)