The Removal of Tuxedo Kamen By Battie The following is the read me and chapter 1 rated PG-13 (for cursing in the read me) BATTIES GUIDE TO "THE REMOVAL OF TUXEDO KAMEN" ****************************************** Well the following story was concieved in my little ol' head well contemplating the meaning of Usagi always having to be SO dependant on Tuxedo Kamen to fight. I mean one minute she getting her but whipped by some monster then Tuxedo boy shows up on a lamp post or something and all the sudden she can whip the monsters ass. This and another aspect of the story line gave birth to my creation; I HATED it when Mamoru was acting like a jerk off when he got the dreams and Usagi's butt just sat there, took it, and then bawled her eyes out because her Mamo-chan was a butthead. And anyway when has a rose every killed anyone, what would it do thorn you to death, I mean really it's kinda stupid. So as the latter has explained the following is a story of a egotistical cape boy being brought back down to scale. so if you don't like it or if you would like to worship at my feet for my GREAT work (heh heh heh) you now where to find me. Tsukino Usagi--------------Serena (Moon) Mizuno Ami--------------Amy (obviously) Mercury Hino Rei--------Raye (hmmm..that sounds familar) Mars Kino Makoto---------------Lita (Jupitar) Aino Minako---------------Mina (Venus) Chibi Usa--------------Reenie Chiba Mamoru-----------Darien (cape boy) Well if your reading this you've probably been through a few and should know that Sailor Moon doesn't even remotely belong to my little self, so if anyone cares to sue me you'll get about 5 bucks at most 'cause I'm BROKE and probably will stay that way for a while. Okay, all hard core Tuxedo Kamen fans should leave right about now. THE REMOVAL OF TUXEDO KAMEN CHAPTER 1 Usagi say glumly on the city bus waiting to get home from shopping across town when she heard three pre-teens fighting behind her. "You can't play Sailormoon with us John, there's only girl scouts." "I can too," the boy replied victoriously, "I can be Tuxedo Kamen come to save the day." "Tuxedo Kamen is stupid, all he ever does is stand on fences, make pretty speeches and throw roses," the first girl replied disgustedly. (heh heh I spy author influence on these little girls grah ah ah) "Yeah," said the second one,"what's he gonna do, prick someones finger from a thorn and hope they bleed to death before they can get a band aid?" "I think Sailor Moon should toughen up and show cape boy what a real super heroin can do!" "Yeah!!!!!" Listening to these children talk about her Usagi realized that they were right, she couldn't do anything with out Tuxedo Kamen appearing and it was decidedly humilating. 'That's it,' she thought to herself recalling the way the scouts had to save her all the time,'I'm gonna start trying harder in everything and show them what I can do!' Realizing that her stop was coming she stood and grabbed her things quickly, giving the three argumentive kids behind her a grateful smile for their part in her idea. Jumping off the bus she suddenly spotted a stragically placed Mamoru with some hussy draped all over him. After the crushing pain that the sighting caused Usagi glared at her ex-boyfriend with resolve shining in her eyes 'I will accomplish this no matter what,' she thought fiercly,'no matter what.' ------------------------------------------ Well that was short, hope you liked my first fanfic (heh heh made you read it first before I warned you) as i said before write for any comments at battie@mailcity.com Sorry kiddies that's the end of chapter 1 be back next sunday for Chapter 2. Get your FREE Email at http://mailcity.lycos.com Get your PERSONALIZED START PAGE at http://personal.lycos.com