Black Dawn Black Rose Ladynorose@hotmail.com ~*~*~*~* Iris is seen cowering under a table, a slightly tattered sheaf of papers in her hands as Sailor Rose and Sailor Pluto battle it out over the handsome Sinato. Pluto: DEAD SCREAM! You're not getting him! Rose: Rose Petal Blur! He's mine! Pluto: Is not! Rose: I created him! He IS MINEEEEEE! Pluto: Cronos Typhoon! Rose: Sharp Thorny Things Dice! The two are blown apart, both charred. Iris slowly crawls out form under table. Iris: *ahem* I've had enought with you two! *She towers over the two senshi, somehow looking like Queen Beryl in her wrath* GO SIT IN THE CORNER! BOTH OF YOU! Pluto and Rose: But-- Iris: NNNNOOOOOOOOWWWWWW! The two senshi trot to their seperate corners, growling at each other on their way. Iris: I should have thought of that before-- but, anyways, here's your story, everyone. ~*~*~*~* "Mama, before I went through the Time Warps you said I had to try to help you. What did you mean?" "Chibi-chan, there was a lot of confusion. Metalia created a clone of Mamo-chan and Puu-chan and my mother told me to leave Tokyo. I met someone else-- and everything's been so confusiong since it's not even funny." "You met Seiya-oji-chan?" Sailor Moon asked. Super Sailor Moon looked at her daughter strangely. "Yes I did, Chibi-chan. How did you know?" "Because Seiya-chan is-- well-- I don't know if I should tell you." "Go ahead and tell me, Chibi-chan." "Seiya-chan is married." "To whom?!" "Mako-chan." "WHAAAAAT!?!" Super Sailor Moon nearly fell off the building she was standing on. After regaining her balance, she fell to hedr knnes and began laughing insanely. "That's so funny... ohmigod... Mako-chan and Seiya... hehe...." "Mama, it's not that funny." Sailor Moon stared at her mother like she was crazy. "Wanna bet?" "Mama!" "Fine-- fine. Com'on, let's get back to the hotel before Sinato and the senshi wake up. If they found out I summoned you I might as well just sign my own death warrant." "Mama-- is daddy supposed to be following us?" Sailor Moon looked behind her nonchantly. "No..." "Well, he is." "That idiot.." Super Sailor Moon fumed. "I'm going to kill your daddy, Chibi-usa, darling. Would Neo-King Endymion mind all that much?" "Yes!" Sailor Moon frowned at her mother. "And besides, if you kill daddy I won't be alive." "Damn. You're right." "I know I am. I'm always right. It's one of my charms." "Shut up." "You." "You!" "You!" "You!" "You look like my mommy, mama." Sailor Moon said, as they came to their hotel. "Yeah-- I know." Super Sailor Moon said sadly. "Dehenshin, Chibi-chan. This is going to be a long jump." "Oakie doakie." Sailor Moon became Chibi- usa. Super Sailor Moon transformed into Artemis, and picked up her daughter. Well-- something like that because Chibi-usa was almost as tall as her mother. Deftly, and without difficultly, Artemis jumped from fire-escape to fire-escape and into the still open window of her room. Tuxedo Kamen stared at the window until it shut, before returning to his own. Why would she call for Chibi-usa? ~*~*~*~*~ When the senshi woke up, they were beyond surprised. Especially Minako, who looked a bit caringed as she paid Makoto twenty bucks over having lost her bet that Seiya was Chibi-usa's dad. Chibi-usa sat down sweetly on the bed and waited for her mother to tell Seiya, Sinato, Taiki, and Yaten who she was. She'd heard so many stories of how shocked and surprised Seiya was to learn who she was, and nearly went crazy as she waited for the day to come that she would witness it herself, in person. "Who is she?" Sinato asked, for the fourth time as Mamoru, the two Lunar cats, and the four senshi stood red-faced in the back of the room, and a even redder Usagi to stutter to come up with the right words. "Well-- er, she's uh, my uh, um, well, you see, er...." Usagi's face grew redder and redder and Chibi-usa just grinned and the Lights and Star Warrior looked baffled. Finally, Usagi took one futile glance at the senshi. "She's my daughter, alright!" Seiya's jaw dropped, and his eyes bugged. The rest of the reactions weren't much different. "Who's the dad?" Yaten choked out, as Sinato looked suspiciously at Mamoru. "Mamo-chan is my daddy!" "EEK!" Seiya hit the floor with a loud thump. Yaten and Taiki looked at his limp form in shock before looking back up at Usagi. "HOW?!" They screeched, with Sinato echoing it. "Geez, guys! You're pathetic! Even *WE* weren't *that* shocked. Although Usagi and Mamoru were a nice shade of red for a while." Rei added, thoughtfully. "Well, she's from the future. Way up in the future, hopefully. No offense, Spore, but you were a handful when you were five." "Well, I'm not now!" "How old is she?" Sinato looked at Chibi- usa, and then at Usagi. Yes, he saw the reselmbance. But where in the hell did she get that pink hair? "I'm thirteen, Nato-chan." "Nato-chan? And how is that possible?" Taiki asked. "I told you, dingbat, she's from the future! Get a brain." Usagi was ready to crack as she knelt down beside Seiya. "Seiya-- Seiya, wake up. Minako, get the pitcher of ice water we prepared in case this happened." Chibi-usa began laughing as her mother took the extremely large pitcher of really cold water and stood back. SPLASH!! "Wha? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YAAAAAAATEEEEENNNN I'M GONNA KIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOUUUUUUU!" Usagi looked nonchantly up at Yaten. "You do this often?" "Almost everyday." "Oh." "Wha? Usagi?" Seiya loooked blearly up at Usagi, and then at the big, empty pitcher in her hand. After a few minutes of silence, he frowned. "I had the weirdest dream, guys. Usagi had a daughter with pink hai...." he trailed off as he saw Chibi-usa. "Hey, Seiya-oji-chan. This is funnier than what you guys tell. You really konked out." "Oi..." For a minute, he looked ready to faint again, abut then accepted the assistance of Makoto and stood up. "Who's the dad?" "Mamo-chan." Usagi whispered. "Mamo... chan?" Minako mouthed hopefully. Mamoru echoed that hope in his midnight gaze, wondering... Did it mean... could it mean... "Hey-- minna, let's break it up! Seiya, Usagi and Mamoru need a little time here. LET'S MOVE IT!" Rei shouted, seeing the looks that were being cast from all around. Sinato looked at her a bit strangely, like he'd never seen her before. "DO I HAVE TO GET ANGRY?! I SAID OUT!" As she pulled out her henshined stick, everyone except for the above mentioned trio fled the room in a rush. Even Chibi-usa, who had seen enough of Mars's temper to know when to run. "Arigato, Rei-chan." Usagi whispered. "No problem, Usagi-chan. Now I gotta go fry some imcompetants. You three work this out." Rei walked confidently out the door, and smak into Sinato. "Huh? Oh, sorry, Sinato. Usagi must be rubbing off on me." She laughed. SInato remained serious. "Rei, if you're not busy, would you like to go out sometime?" "Wha? Oh... sure..." Rei smiled at him. ~*~*~* INTERLUDE. Rose: WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT? Setsuna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Iris: Hahahaha! I think Destiny just stepped on your dreams, Rosie! *laughs* Rose: No... this is impossible... this is my story... Sinato... No.... Setsuna: How could you write that? *begins to strangle Rose* Rose: *gag* I didn't! *gasp* Believe me! *Setsuna lets go* Setsuna: This ruins everything. Now I've got to arrange a few things so I can have an affair with him. See you. *She opens a portal with her Time Key and leaves* *Rose's transformation fades away* *Rose faints* Iris: I've got to go call an ambulance, here's the rest of the story. END INTERLUDE ~*~*~*~*~*~ Seiya looked at Usagi. Usagi looked at Mamoru. Mamru looked at Seiya. "Um..." Seiya cleared his throat. "Usako..." Mamoru looked from the woman he loved to the man who had claimed her. "Seiya, do you... I mean, can you..." Usagi shook her head. "We're being rediculous. We're more or less adults. We can handle this rationally." "Yeah..." Mamoru murmured. "Usa, it's okay. You two were just meant to be. I undrstand." Usagi's face lighted up. "You do? You're not angry with me? We can still be friends?" "Why not?" Seiya asked. "Besides, I think Makoto would be mad if I tried to keep you guys apart." "Mako? Why would you..." Usagi began. "Oh... you like Mako?" Seiya looked at the floor. "It's okay. Chibi-usa already told me." Usagi looked at the silent Mamoru. "I think you two need to talk-- alone." Seiya backed out of the room. Usagi waited a moment before sighing. "Mamo-chan, can you ever forgive--" She began, but she was stopped as he kissed her. She giggled. She knew everything was going to work out, now. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *Iris looks at script in shock* Iris: Man, that was a BAD ending. *looks over to Rose, who is being set on a stretcher. Iris: Oh, well. I suppose yuo can guess everything works out. Anyway, Rose is being listed as critical condition, and that is the end of Black Dawn. See you, minna! -Rose