GOT THERE TOO LATE
BY: darkpower
E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com
RATING: R, althought you can be the judge for yourself
DISCLAIMER: If you don't know this by now, then you're an idiot.
NOTES: If you ever heard Eminem's "Stan", then you know a bit of how this fic is 
going to go, since that was part of my inspiration for this one. As soon as I 
listened to that song, I knew that I had to do something like this, and if 
anyone did this before me, I apologize, but I have to do it.
	Oh, and the "chorus" is actually FROM "Stan". You'll see it often in this 
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[CHORUS]
My tea's gone cold I wondering why, I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all
And even if I could, it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

My tea's gone cold I wondering why, I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all
And even if I could, it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
[/CHORUS]

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Subj:	You're biggest fan
Date:	12/28/1999 6:22:45 PM Eastern Daylight Time
From:	sailorvenus@senshi.com
To:	darkpowrjd@aol.com
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Dear darkpower,
	Hey, DP. It's me, Sailor Venus, also known as Mina Aino. As you may or may 
not know, I'm your biggest fan. I've read all of your fanfics, and visited your 
website for your CWF. It's the dope, man. Yeah, I know, a little OOC to say 
that, but hey, I'm talking to THE man. THE author, the only one that matters.
	Anyways, fuck it, what's been going on in your world, man. I'm sorry about 
those problems with that Scot character. Yeah, I know, he's a bitchhead, and his 
last name SHOULD be "Buttwanger." I think that you should've sued the shit of 
the them. they censored you? Fuck, man, you should've got some of your people 
and told those fuckers what the fuck for (yeah, OOC again, but who the fuck is 
gonna care? Just some critics who don't know who the fuck you really are, like 
me). In fact, I would've done more to those pussies instead of folding so early, 
but I guess you didn't want that pressure.
	I got the early fics that you wrote on the Cartoon Network Message Boards. 
Those were so phat, and I really wished that you would've done something to that 
Copenhagen character. He was so nasty to them, even to Beryl, and that is 
something that you don't hear me saying alot, knowing the fact that I'm a 
Soilder, and you write about us in a way that's different than the rest. Fuck 
those other authors, man. You're the one I want to be with the most. 
	There would be nothing like seeing Venus and DP together, like it should 
be. I love your fics, I love your way of dealing with shit like that dickhead 
Scot, and the critics. They don't know you like I do.
	Hit me back, just to chat, man. I'll be waiting for your reply.

	Your biggest fan,
	Mina Aino
	AKA Sailor Venus
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[CHORUS]
My tea's gone cold I wondering why, I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all
And even if I could, it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
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Subj:	What the fuck?
Date:	03/13/2000 4:56:33 PM Eastern Daylight Time
From:	sailorvenus@senshi.com
To:	darkpowrjd@aol.com
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To darkpower,
	It's been about four or so months since I last e-mailed you, and I haven't 
gotten a reply back from you. I ain't mad at you or anything, but I just think 
that it's fucked up that you answered to every other e-mail, but not mine.
	You have no idea how much of a big fan of yours I am. You have ABSOLUTLY 
no idea of how things are. You see, I, too, am resorting to trying to spread 
these lies like you did about Scot. I'm also trying to ruin his reputation. 
After all, you're the king, and you should be the king of the world. How dare he 
do something like that to you. How dare he do anything to ruin your reputation. 
He should be so sorry for himself, and you have the right to get him back for 
whatever he did to you.
	That is, if you ever do hit me back with a reply. I've been waiting now, 
and you promised that everyone that e-mailed you would get a reply. So where the 
hell is mine? Not to pressure you or anything, but that is something that you 
promised, and you broke that promise to one of your fans.
	I like you because you keep it real, something that not many others can 
do. You focus on everything that people deal with in real life, and you don't 
try to stray away from it. I can even relate to some of your stories, especially 
that Unnecessary Punishment story. I had my mother almost was put on death row 
for something that she didn't do. Thank God that they proved her innocent, or I 
would've been in some knee-deep shit. Some DNA testing that has been now very 
much thanked.
	Anyways, all of the other Sailors here are mad because I like you. That I 
liked the fact that you give some characters new turns in their characters. 
Something that they cannot understand is that I know what you've been through in 
your life, and they cannot understand what it was like for me, and how much your 
stories mean to me.
	You HAVE to reply to me. I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever have in your 
world, and the biggest fan that you will ever lose in your life. Bye.

	Sincerely Yours,
	Mina Aino
	AKA Sailor Venus

	PS: Don't forget about my offer to you about us being together.
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[CHORUS]
My tea's gone cold I wondering why, I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all
And even if I could, it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
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Send To: darkpowrjd@aol.com
Copy To: [blank]
Subject: (no subject)

Message: [blank]

Voice: [VOICE RECORDING] DEAR MR. I'M TOO GOOD TO REPLY TO ANY OF MY FANS:
	This is the LAST thing that I am going to be sending you. I'm tried of 
this shit. Your ass isn't replying to me, and I don't think that this is 
necessary. I sent you something two months ago, and you STILL haven't replied to 
me. That is stupid. So stupid to do what you are you doing, which is just 
ignoring me. I'm on top of the Tokyo Bridge, and I am ready to jump. No one is 
here to stop me, since they got the bridge closed to do repairs tommorrow 
morning. My life sucks so much since I became a Sailor Scout, Soilder, Senshi, 
whatever. I don't care anymore. 
	Now that I think about it, maybe Scot was right about you. Maybe you ARE 
an asshole. To everyone. But to me is something else. I hope that you're happy 
that I finally thought that your fics sucked ass when you didn't hit me back. I 
hope that you're happy that I'm now angry at you, and a bit sad, too. I was 
hoping that you was really that sweet, that nice to someone. But that wasn't the 
case with me, was it. That wasn't the case when I came into your fanfic world, 
now did it.
	I really hope that you hear this message, because this is what I mean, 
dearly. You'll never be anything in life but some poor junkie that writes 
fanfics and tries to lie about everyone that he doesn't like. I really wish that 
Scot got the FBI on your ass, and gotten YOU to death row. You really did 
deserve to be there after the shit you did to him and to me.
	Well, here I go...OH SHIT, SEND, SEND, SEND....

[sounds of screams and then a splash]

[/VOICE RECORDING]
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[CHORUS]
My tea's gone cold I wondering why, I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all
And even if I could, it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
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Send To: darkpowrjd@aol.com
Copy To: [blank]
Subject: Re: What the fuck?
Message: Dear Mina,
	Sorry that I wasn't able to write to you sooner. I was just busy doing 
many other things at once, and been hampered by some health problems that I 
would rather not speak of.
	Anyways, thanks a lot for the compliments that you sent me regarding my 
fic. I didn't really think that you cussed that much, though. Yeah, that WAS 
really OOC, and I was surprised. caught me off guard there. maybe I should 
include that into the "character-depth-to-add" file for you.
	However, somethings about your last two e-mails bothers me a bit. First 
off, what is this shit about me and you belonging together. First of all, I have 
a woman who I love very much, and even though I wasn't there for her because of 
all of this shit that I've had to go through lately, I love her dearly, and I'm 
trying to get her to understand that I never want to happen again. And secondly, 
that type of shit will scare me a bit. I don't want to jump into something I 
don't know about until I know it's safe.
	Another thing. This lying thing about Scot. What in the hell are you 
thinking? I never meant to lie about him or his site. I think that he has a good 
site. Suck-ass way of running it, I know, but still, he could make that into a 
supersite if he really wanted to. But I never did want to do anything of the 
sort about lying, libel or slandor him. Do you know that that type of shit will 
land you in court? I would hope that you know of really great lawyers (or 
however the system works in Japan)?
	I'm glad that your mother was innocent of that crime. I would've felt so 
ashamed of myself if she was executed for something that she didn't commit.
	You have some personal issues that I think that you should take note of. 
Your Sailor friends are some of the best friends that you could ever hope to 
meet. Yeah, I know, some of them are a pain in the ass, but they all mean well. 
Especially Serena (or Usagi, whatever you want to call her). 
	I just hope that you get to read this in time, because I'm scared for you. 
I'm glad I inspire you, but you have to relax a little. Try to calm yourself, 
for I DO want you to continue to read my fics. I don't want you to do some crazy 
shit.
	Why do I say that, you ask? Because, on one of the US news networks (I 
think it was FOX News. Either that or MSNBC, one of the two) reported about this 
woman that plunged herself into the river and drowned from the bridge in Tokyo, 
Japan. Right where she jumped was a laptop computer, running on battery (a 
pretty LONG lasting battery, if you ask ME). On it was a message, but they 
didn't release who it was to. But they did release the name of the victim. Her 
name was...OH MY GOD!!

I...it was YOU!!

OH MY GOD!!
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THE END!!!
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	I hope that you enjoyed this one, as I was aiming for something a little 
different from what you're usually seeing from me.
	Really, if your ready to committ suicide, stop and think if it's worth it. 
Nothing is worth killing yourself over, even when you think it is worth it.

	darkpower, going bye bye's for now. See u later. ^_^