CWF WRESTLEMANIA: THE ULTIMATE WAR PAY PER VIEW Rating: R (TV-14 DLV) WARNING: The following "program" is uncensored, and may contain some harsh profanity. Parental Discrection is advised. DISCLAIMER: The characters, sponsors (although not actually sponsors), and such are property of their rightful companies. E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com ___________________________________________________ ________________________ Announcers: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler Backstage: Serena Sommers Kevin Kelly Michael Cole Terry Taylor The New Guy Ring Announcing: Howard Finkle ___________________________________________________ ________________________ ANN.: And now, Universial Pictures presents CWF Wrestlemania: The Ultimate War!! The graphic ends, and then the camera picks up the jacked fans in the crowd. Jim Ross stars commentary. ROSS: Tonight, Sailor Mars gets her shot at the IC Title bout against The Big Show!! Also, will this be the night that Ash Kethum shuts his mouth, or will this night be the very last night we will see Team D-Generation X Rocket in the CWF?!! And also, what COULD be the match of the MILLENIUM!! Stone Cold Steve Austin will try to get what he thinks he deserves, while Queen Beryl tries to live out her childhood dream, her LIFELONG dream!! KING: That is RIGHT!! And I can give you those results right NOW!! We will see the Big Show hold that IC Title up high, we will see TDXR LATER, and Beryl and Austin will KILL each other, and they will BOTH lose!! ROSS: But we are gonna start off with the hardcore championship!! The Big Bossman's music starts up, and the Big Bossman comes out and makes his way to the ring. ROSS: The Big Bossman vs. Sailor Mercury here, and there are no rules. KING: That is RIGHT, and the Bossman will litterly take that championship, and hold it high!! ROSS: Well, we will see!! Amy, as Sailor Mercury's true alatis is, has been getting USED to these matches as of late. We have NOT seen this side of her EVER before the Al Snow, Mercury match in the Title tournament!! Although Mercury LOST in the NEXT match against Stone Cold Steve Austin, she didn't CARE, because SHE wants the REAL title, in her mind, and THAT is the Hardcore Title!! Ladies and Gentlemen, we welcome you to CWF Wrestlemania on Pay-Per-View!! I am Jim Ross alongside Jerry "The King" Lawler, and Serena Sommers is backstage with Sailor Mercury, who is ready to come out here. Serena, take it away. Switch to Serena with Mercury, who are just near the entranceway to the arena. SERENA: Sailor Mercury, tonight, you have a chance to take what MAY be rightfully YOURS, after what I have seen from you in the past few WEEKS!! MERCURY: You're DAMN right it's rightfully MINE!! Bossman, you bring that son of a BITCHIN' ASS to that ring, and just let me kick that ASS, because when all is said and DONE, my FOOT will be up your ASS, wearing that Hardcore GOLD!!!! [she goes off] ROSS: A very determined Mercury, and after what we have seen from her, I think that she can BECOME the Hardcore champion!! Sailor Mercury's music plays, and she comes out. She pushes...A DUMPSTER with her to the stage there. ROSS: Mercury is bringing that damn dumpster into the ringside area. Ladies and Gentlemen, his is for the Hardcore championship, and in this match, ANYTHING goes!! KING: Well, I can tell you that the Bossman is FOCUSED!! He's READY!! We have now gotten used to Amy's hardcore side!! And she will be...AHH!! ROSS: The Bossman meets her halfway down the ramp, and the match is underway!! Bossman, with a pair of rights, before she blocks the third, and devivers a right of her OWN here in the early going. Pinfalls count anywhere in this match, and Mercury now, goes to where that dumpster is on the stage, and she nails the Bossman with ANOTHER right!! And now [she bounces the Bossman's head on the dumpster] OH MY!!! The Bossman's head was SLAMMED into the side of that dumpster there, and now, she is taking the Bossman back to the ring, and INTO the ring!! She now goes UNDER the ring for WHAT?!! [she gets a frying pan from under the ring] THAT'S A FRYING PAN!! THAT'S WHAT SHE USED ONCE BEFORE!! Mercury, has the pan, and...NAILS the Bossman in the head with it!! My GOD!! KING: Get up, Bossman!! ROSS: Here in the early going, Mercury has gianed the upper hand, but the Bossman is trying to get back up, and he has the knife stick in hand, and he wants to USE it!! [he NAIILS Merc's head with the stick] And use it he DOES!! He nailed Mercury in the head with that stick, and now HE has the upper hand. Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight, we will crown FOUR champions, and we might say goodbye to a team, King!! KING: I HOPE we do!! ROSS: But right now, we have the Bossman, getting a CHAIR from the ringside area here, and throwing it in the ring is the Bossman. The Bossman goes back into the ring, and grabs the chair that he ha thrown into the ring. He gets ready to nail Merc in the back with the chair. ROSS: Oh no!! Bossman...[Mercury hits Bossman south of the border] OH MY GOD!! South of the border went Mercury, and she got ALL of it, too!! The Bossman goes down, and drops the chair in the process. Where is she going NOW?! [she takes the Bossman, and throws him near where JR and the King are] Oh, watch out here, there right NEAR us here!! Mercury grabs a little air fan that the King had, and nails the Bossman in the head with it. KING: OH MY GOSH!! ROSS: Take this somewhere ELSE!! KING: Yeah, and leave the fan here!! ROSS: There going away from here, and to the barricade. Mercury, now, scoops up the Bossman, and...DROPS HIM ON THE BARRICADE!! Now, she...CLOSELINES the Bossman over the barricade. They're into the crowd now, and now Mercury is now hammering the Bossman with a few right hands here!! KING: Where are they going, JR!! ROSS: I have no idea where they're going!! Mercury, now, in the back part of the arena, now, and NOW where are they going. Mercury has a cord and SHE'S CHOKING THE LIFE out of the Bossman with that cord she has!!! [she then lets go of the cord, and carries the Bossman back to the garage area of the arena]. Where are they going NOW!! They're backstage near that garage door there. Mercury...RAMS Bossman's head into the garage door there!! She tries for a cover now....1....2....KICK OUT by the Bossman!! KING: I KNEW it would take more than THAT to down the Big Bossman!! ROSS: Mercury is now looking for SOMETHING in...A TRASH CAN!! The Bossman is getting back up, and HAS a metal trash can in his hands, and ...HE HITS MERCURY IN THE HEAD WITH THE GARBAGE CAN, AND AGAIN!! HE'S BENT THE DAMN THING IN HALF!! KING: HA HA HA!!! Who's HARDCORE NOW?!! ROSS: The Bossman, now getting Mercury up, and there now to...A CATERING TABLE!! Bossman now, has...THAT'S HOT, SCOLDING COFFEE in the eyes of MERCURY!! OH MY GOD!! She might be BLINDED here!! And the Bossman [he closelines Mercury HARD, and she flips before hitting the cold, hard floor in the back] MY GOD, what a closeline!! KING: She FLIPPED about TWO TIMES before hitting the floor there!! ROSS: A COVER....A COUNT....and ALMOST a count of three there by the Bossman!! Mercury, now, getting back up!! Mercury has got that bent trash can now, and she RAMS it into the midsection of the Bossman, and Mercury now, repeated hits in the head from that trash can, and the Bossman may be out here!! NOW where is Mercury taking him!! KING: She's coming back towards US here!! ROSS: Mercury now is coming back near us here, with repeated rights by the ice Sailor here!! Mercury, now, is coming over the security railing, back into the ringside area, and where are they going NOW!! They go to the ramp, up it, and onto the stage. Mercury starts punching the Bossman with big time right hands, and finally throws him into the dumpster there. ROSS: The Bossman in that dumpster!! What is Mercury gonna do with him NOW!! [she then signals that she want to go someplace...UP THE TITANTRON!!] OH MY GOD!! She's not gonna...SHE IS!! [she starts going up the Titantron's side, and then gets to the bottom rail that holds the screen up, and walks the bottom railing] She's near where the dumpster is, and she... She preforms an elbow drop, as she jumps off the bottom rail of the Titantron, and into the dumpster!! KING: OH MY GOSH!! ROSS: MERCURY CONNECTED, and now she is coming out of the dumpster, and she wants to do it AGAIN!! The Bossman is obviously OUT here, and HERE SHE GOES!! She goes onto the bottom rail...WAIT A MINUTE!! She stopped, but WH...OH MY GOD, don't tell me that she wants to...[she then says that she wants to go somewhere ELSE...TO THE VERY TOP OF THE TITANTRON ITSELF, which is about five stories up. AND SHE STARTS CLIMBING] MY GOD!! If she falls from THAT height, she'll obviously be KILLED!! She's now up on the very tip top of the Titantron, and don't you tell me...!! KING: She's WALKING that Titantron!! ROSS: She wants to...oh my God, NO!! [with that, she...JUMPS OFF OF THE TITANTRON] DON'T DO THAT!!! [she falls into the dumpster preforming an elbow drop from the top of the Titantron] OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! SHE WENT FROM FIVE STORIES UP ON THAT TITANTRON INTO THE DUMPSTER!! KING: OH MY GOD, JR, SHE MIGHT NOT BE ALIVE!! ROSS: I don't SEE ANYONE MOVING!! WE NEED TO TAKE A LOOK AT THAT AGAIN, ON THE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS DOUBLE FEATURE [it starts], and here she comes, she falls off of that Titantron, which is about five stories up there, and she came down on the Bossman!! And here it is again, and listen to the IMPACT when she came back down [they become silent for a few seconds so the fans can hear the impact, then the Double Feature ends] And ...WAIT A MINUTE!! Mercury has a hand raised, and she is dragging herself back out of the dumpster, and she is dragging the Bossman out with her!! WE'VE GOT A COVER....1.....2.....3!!! 3!!! 3!!! WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A WINNER, AND SHE DESERVES IT!! FINKLE: Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of the match, and NNNNNEEEEEEWWWWW Hardcore Champion, Sailor Mercury!!! KING: Well, I'll be gulliable HERE, I was VERY impressed, and I'll agree with you, she DOES deserve it after she did what she DID up there!! ROSS: We ALREADY have our first big highlight of the evening here tonight!! Well, Sailor Mercury is now going to recieve her prize, which is the Hardcore Champion!! She deserves it, and she is RASIING IT HIGH!! Well, folks, what is coming up next, is a REAL SLOBBERKNOCKER, and may decide a fate of one team. Let's take a look, at what has set up this handicap match with Ash Kethum vs. Team Rocket!! [start flashbacks] [first Sunday Night Heat] SERENA: James is going for the pin...WHO THE HELL?!! KEVIN: That's...ASH!! Ash shows up on the stage, and it looks like he wants to go after James ...KEVIN: Val is getting back up...OHHH!! Val hits James in a place where he'll be singing sorprano for a WHILE. ...SERENA: ...THE MONEY SHOT CONNECTED, ref goes for...1....2...3!! Game OVER!! ...KEVIN: ...he's BACK out here!! What the hell is all of THIS?! Ash then grabs a mike. ASH: Hey, James,...MY job is to MAKE sure that Team Rocket doesn't have a CHANCE to win ANYTIME!! I don't see why these FANS...LIKE YOU!! [crowd boos.]...they should be liking a MASTER, NOT a villian of some SHOW like YOU!! Villians of ANY show shouldn't be liked,...why the hell you guys are cheering a woman like Queen Beryl, or a man such as Stone Cold Steve Austin!!...they are VILLIANS that are being CHEERED, when it's the shows HEROS who should be cheered. You fans, I have heard from my sources that you cheer THESE guys on in the SHOWS!! I WON'T allow it!! JAMES: Hey, ASH, GET OVER IT!! These fans have the right to like whoever they damn PLEASE, NOT who YOU say they are SUPPOSED to like!!... ...BG: X-PACCCCC...X-PAC... YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO DO...YEAH....YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO WEAR...HA HA HA...YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER....WELL YOU BETTER GET READY...TO BOW TO THE MASTERS....SSSSSSSSSUCK IT!! ...X-PAC: Hey, ASH!! I don't think you should be dissing us BAD BOYZ like you're DOING!! ...ASH: Hmm...DX, always says those two words!! SUCK IT, I think it IS!! How INAPPROPRIATE for LITTLE KIDS to be AMIRING YOU when your BASICALLY saying to EVERYONE to ... ROAD DOGG: HEY HEY HEY!! Now I KNOW that that's how you get your little MONSTERS trust, but THAT'S a DIFFERENT story!!...No one SAID anything about US being ROLE MODELS!! Hell, who even said were ANY type of models!! Who are YOU to judge OUR ethnics, HUH?! Who are YOU to even START to say how we should be BOOED, and how YOU should be CHEERED to ALL HEVEN!! I think that you have an EGO bigger than NEW YORK all of a sudden!! ...Jessie and Meowth come into the ring from the back. JAMES: ...you want the fans to KISS YOUR basically, ...as FAR as being LIKED or DISLIKED by THESE people, who are excersising their First Admendment RIGHTS, the entire Team Rocket CLAN, DX, and the fans all...HAVE TWO WORDS FOR YA!! ...ALL IN RING AND CROWD: [as they do a crotch chop] SUCK IT!! SERENA: [very exited-type voice] DID THEY JUST JOINED DX?! Jessie and James rip off their Team Rocket shirts to reveal a new kind of TR shirt. It has the logo...WITH THE WORDS 'DEGENERATION X' written in it, and a green "X" in the background of the ENTIRE black T-Shirt....The DX music plays as Ash is making a disgusted exit. The fans are loving THIS!! SERENA: I guess Ash just got HIS efforts thrown BACK in his FACE, and DX and Team Rocket are TOGETHER!! [to the following RAW...] Vince then grabs the mike and starts to speak. VINCE: Well, well, well. Those SHOW OFFS, Degeneration X!! Why don't you come out here, and face the Corperate Ministry. ...BG: BIIIIGGGGGG STARS (X-PAC).......YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO DO (YEAH)......YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO WEAR (HA HA HA!!).....YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER (YEAH!!) WELL, YOU BETTER GET READY TO BOW TO THE MASTERS (SUCK IT)!! X-Pac and Road Dogg makes their way to the ring. SERENA: ASK AND YOU SHALL RECIEVE!!... ...X-PAC: Hey, Vinnie Mac, why don't you take you're mike, and STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!! We're here to PARTY, and ain't NO ONE that's gonna STOP US, and that INCLUDES you!! ...Then they are intrupted by the music of Team Rocket, and Jessie, James, and Meowth make their way to the ring. KING: Well, here comes the moment of TRUTH!! ...JAMES: Well, it's the one MILLION dollar question!! Are we, or AREN'T WE a part of DX!! ...JESSIE: We were BARRAGED with MANY people's questions!! Are we with DX?! Are we with DX?! MEOWTH: Well, guys, we are gonna say one thing about all of that!! James, the floor is all yours!! JAMES:...IF YOUR NOT DOWN WITH TEAM ROCKET NOW IN DX, THEN WE HAVE TWO WORDS FOR YA.... CROWD:...SUCK IT!!! SERENA: THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUS!! KING: OH NO!!! The wreakening is upon us!! ...ASH: Hey, Team LOSERS!! HA HA HA!! ...KING: YES!! FINALLY, a TRUE HERO comes out!! ...ASH: You KNOW, you SHOULD be ASHAMED of yourselves. Getting little KIDS to say the words SUCK IT!! ...These are called VILLIANS!! they try to get people to do what they don't WANT to do, or SHOULDN'T do!! Well, I'M gonna be your REAL hero!! JAMES: First of all, Ash, STOP YOUR !!! ...X-PAC: ...you don't like to be around JACKASSES like your basically called Team Rocket... ...JESSIE: ...one thing is for DAMN sure, they LIKE us, and YOU shouldn't try to CHANGE that...There wasn't ANY TIME where we WANTED to be ROLE MODELS!! We just BECAME that way!! JAMES: ...on Sunday Night HEAT, you did something that pissed me OFF!! ...you cost me the shot at the Title at Wrestlemania, ...I'm about to kick your sorry ASS because of THAT!! ...I STILL wanna be at Wrestlemania, and I want YOUR ass there, too!! So, at Wrestlemania, how about we lay down a challenge. If I win, you STOP this BS about us not supposed to be cheered!!...If you WIN, then THAT will be the last time EVER you will see Team Rocket in the CWF!! ...ASH: I'll see your ass at Wrestlemania, and, after that night, we'll see your ass LATER!! [he leaves] X-PAC: Oh, and one more thing Ash... ALL IN RING AND CROWD: SUCK IT!! [DX Music starts playing] [to the Second HEAT...] A Team Rocket version (sounding like X-Pac's version) of the DX music starts to play. BG: (BIG STAAAAARS) TEAM ROCKET, BLAST OFF, AND GONNA KICK SOME ASS (DX)...YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO DO (YEAH)...YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO WEAR (HA HA HA)...YOU THINK THAT YOUR BETTER (YEAH) ...WELL, YOU BETTER GET READY (YEAH)....TO BOW TO THE MASTERS (SSSSSSSSSSSSSUCK IT)!! ...JAMES: I've always wanted to do this, too!! NOW, IF YOUR NOT DOWN WITH TEAM DX ROCKET, WE'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!!! ALL IN RING AND CROWD: SUCK IT!! ...JESSIE: While you were acting that way, we thought that we should get a brand NEW member of our little GROUP!! ...without further adue, meet...DANIEL!! Their TRDX music plays, and out comes a lightweight man not over his 20's. He comes out obviously psyched, and has a TRDX shirt. He makes his way to the ring and grabs a mike. ....DANIEL: Hey, CWF, LETS RAISE THE ROOF, AND MAKE SOME NNNNOOOOOOOIIIIICCCCCEEEEEE!!!! Crowd cheers as loudly as posible. ...DANIEL: ...Now, I have heard that some M.F. [use your imagination for what those letters stand for] has tried to screw around with you guys!! Ash,...Team DX Rocket says YOUR ASS IS GRASS, AND WE'RE GONNA SMOKE IT!! ...JAMES: Now, Ash, the REASON that we've got this BAD ASS is to make SURE that YOU don't bring that stupid RETARD, Vince McMahon...I swear to GOD, Daniel will RIP YOUR ASS APART!! And when we're done tearing up your ass, we will hear you SHUT that big ass MOUTH of yours, ... ...DANIEL: Hey, ASSHOLE, I think you've got the message!! What are you gonna do about it, HUH?! ...are you gonna come out by yourself at Wrestlemania, get your ASS kicked, and then go home with your ASS between your LEGS?!! ...DARKPOWER:...I think the Corperate Ministry has Ash on their side, as well...ANYONE in the Corperate Ministry comes to the ring in ANY way to interfere, then Ash will AUTOMATICALLY get DQed!! ...JAMES: ...If you guys think that this stipulation should go as he SAID it, then I want you to say, SUCK IT!! CROWD: SUCK IT!!! ...DANIEL: Oh, and Ash, one more thing...WE'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YOU!! ALL IN RING AND CROWD: SUCK IT!! [the RAW following that HEAT...] DANIEL: Hey, COMPAQ CENTER, MAKE SOME F'N NOICE in this THING!! Crowd cheers as loudly as they can. ...DANIEL: ...IF YOUR NOT DOWN WITH TEAM DX ROCKET, WE'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!! ALL IN RING AND CROWD: SUCK IT!!... ...KING: I have to believe that they can come out on top on THIS match...OH NO!! We're gonna hear THIS speech again!!... ...JESSIE: Prepare for trouble!!... ...ROSS: ...MONKEY FLIP by Jessie!! My GOD, what great power and agility by this TDXR member!! ...JAMES: Make it double!... ...ROSS: ...JAMES is wanting to END this, with, I think, the Rocket Flash!!... ...JESSIE: To protect the world from devastation! JAMES: To unite all peoples within our nation!... ...ROSS: ...Matt is in Jessie's HANDS, and set up for a type of powerbomb move,... ...JESSIE: To denounce the evils of truth and love! JAMES: To extend our reach to the stars above!... ...ROSS:...and now, FROM THE TOP ROPE,... ...JESSIE: Jessie!... ...ROSS:... JESSIE COMES DOWN,... ...JAMES: James!... ...ROSS:...and JAMES JOINS HER IN THE DOUBLE POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE!!... ...JESSIE: Team DX Rocket! Blast off at the speed of light!... ...ROSS:...THEY CALL THAT THE ROCKET FLASH!!... ...JAMES: Surrender now or prepare to fight!... ...ROSS:...1 ........ 2 .........3!!!! BIG UPSET here TONIGHT!!!... ...MEOWTH: Meoooooooowth, that's right!... ...ROSS: Oh MY, that move was done PERFECTLY, and can only be done as a TEAM, and THAT'S EXACTLY what they DID!!... [to HEAT that following week] ASH: ...here's a PRESENT to Fred, from ASH KETHUM!! He pulls back, and NAILS Fred Durst in the face with a HUGE slap. SERENA: OH, COME ON!! He's just enjoying the festivities...[Fred retaliates and PUNCHES Ash in the FACE!! He gets knocked out] FRED DURST, NAILED Ash,... JESSIE: ...this guy is now OFFICIALLY a Team Rocket member!! They hand Fred a Team DX Rocket T-Shirt. ...Fred grabs the shirt...AND PUTS IT ON WITH A SMILE, then raises his arms, and cheers in excitement!! SERENA: Fred is now a Team DX Rocket member!! James and Jessie invite Fred over the barricade to join them, and he climbs OVER the barricade, and joins them as they exit the ringside area. SERENA: FRED DURST, A TEAM ROCKET MEMBER, AND HE'S LOVING EVERY SECOND OF THIS!!... [last RAW IS WAR before Wrestlemania] SERENA: ...there's ANOTHER limo!! ...The person gets, out and it's...KID ROCK!! He comes out with Fred Durst of Limp Biskit and Team DX Rocket. SERENA: ...THAT'S KID ROCK!! TEAM ROCKET HAS KID ROCK WITH THEM!! KING: ...Ash HAS to get these JERKS out of the CWF!! Then we won't have to worry about anyone messing with children's minds!! ...COLE: Are they coming out with...YES!! Kid Rock is with them, and so is Fred Durst!!... KING: Yeah!! That was the most dreaded night in CWF HISTORY!! ... ...DANIEL: ...A MAN WHO JUST KICKS ASS, HE JUST WANTS TO BE A COWBOY, AND HE'S THE INVENTOR OF BANWIDABA, KKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDD, KID ROCK!! ...KID ROCK: NOW, FOR THOSE M.F.'S WHO DON'T KNOW MY NAME, MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID, KID ROCK!! AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T LIKE KID ROCK OR DX, WE'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!! ALL IN RING AND CROWN: SUCK IT!! ...SERENA: MY GOD, HE'S ELECTRIFYING!! KING: ...Do you know what he basically said with that 'if you don't like Kid Rock' line?! ...DANIEL: IF YOU'RE NOT DOWN WITH KID ROCK BEING AT WRESTLEMANIA, WITH FRED DURST, AND IF YOUR NOT DOWN WITH TEAM DX ROCKET, THEN WE'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!! ALL IN RING AND CROWD: [preforming the crotch chop] SUCK IT!! [end flashbacks] Terry Taylor now stands by with Ash Kethum. TAYLOR: Ash, you have said time and time again, that you are trying to get the so-called VILLIANS out of the CWF!! Well, now's your chance to put up or shut up!! ASH: You're DAMN right it's time to put up or shut up!! I am here to put an end to villians in the CWF!! Team Rocket, you time in the CWF ends TONIGHT!!! And, once I am done with THOSE losers, I am going after Queen Beryl, the Rock, and Stone Cold Steve Austin, because they shouldn't make their mark in the CWF!! They should be SCRUTINIZED!! [he exits] Scene cuts to Michael Cole, where he is standing by with Team DX Rocket, near the enteranceway. COLE: Well, Ash has been trying to say that you four don't belong in the CWF, and these fans don't agree, but if you don't get it done tonight, this will be the last time we get to see you guys here in the CWF!! DANIEL: Michael Cole, don't worry about us!! We're gonna KICK that son of a bitch's ASS here tonight!! JAMES: Now, X-Pac, if I can steal a line from you here tonight!! ASH, TONIGHT, YOUR ASS IS GRASS, AND WE'RE GONNA SMOKE IT!! [they exit] The scene cuts now to the ring, where Ash comes out showered with boos from the fans. KING: SHOW A LITTLE RESPECT FOR A TRUE HERO, WILL YA!! ROSS: King, a TRUE hero would let the fans decide who they WANT to like WITHOUT trying to alter their feelings this way!! KING: Well, the fans need GUIDANCE!! They are being peusuaded by men such as Team ROCKET, guys like Stone Cold Steve AUSTIN, the ROCK, Queen Beryl, DX, and the LIKE!! We need a TRUE hero, and THAT'S what Ash is trying to be, and now he has the mike!! Hail the TRUE hero!! ASH: After TONIGHT, you won't need to fear, because after TONIGHT, Team Rocket will no longer be a part of corrupting kids' MINDS!! ROSS: Oh, PLEEZE!! ASH: And when I am DONE with those IDIOTS tonight, I will CELEBRATE with all the kids that I have helped to protect from VILLIANS and BAD GUYS!! Thank you very MUCH!! ROSS: Well, the FANS don't seem to care as MUCH... BG: (LET'S ROCK IT) TEAM ROCKET, BLAST OFF, AND GONNA KICK SOME ASS (DX)...YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO DO (YEAH)...YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO WEAR (HA HA HA)(WEAR IT DOWN)...YOU THINK THAT YOUR BETTER (WELL, YEAH) ...WELL, YOU BETTER GET READY TO BOW TO THE MASTERS (SSSSSSSSSSSSSUCK IT)!! Team DX Rocket make their way to the ring. ROSS: Well, here we GO!! KING: Take a GOOD look at them, because this will be the LAST time you see them come out to the ring like THIS!! Daniel grabs the mike. DANIEL: Hey, ASH, we heard YOUR speech!! And you know what WE think about it?! We think that it's a bunch of BULL SHIT!!! ROSS: WOAH!! KING: WHAT DID HE JUST SAY?!! DANIEL: SO, I think you should hear how some REAL stars do a SPEECH of their OWN!! TAKE IT AWAY!! Crowd cheers and joins in!! JESSIE: OKAY, NOW I KNOW THAT WE'RE READY, AND ASH, YOU BETTER SAY YOUR PRAYERS AND...PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!! JAMES: AND AFTER WE GET DONE WITH YOU, YOU'LL BE SEEING DOUBLE!! JESSIE: TO PROTECT THIS WORLD FROM DEVISTATION!! JAMES: TO UNITE ALL...CHICAGO, ILLINOIS WITHIN OUR NATION!! JESSIE: TO DENOUNCE THE TRUTHS OF THE FIRST ADMENDMENT AND LOVE!! JAMES: TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO WHAT IS ABOVE, WHICH IS THE TAG TEAM TITLES AT UNFORGIVEN!! JESSIE: JESSIE!! JAMES: JAMES!! DANIEL: AND BABY, I'M DANIEL!! JESSIE: TEAM...WAIT A MINUTE!! We can't finish it YET!! We need a couple of more people!! Before we move on with the speech, let us introduce two people who know a LOT about how it IS to be bad boyz, FRED DURST AND KID ROCK!! KING: OH NO!! They come out and join them in the ring. JAMES: Now, I want these fans to know who YOU are!! FRED: I'm FRED DURST, BABY!! KID ROCK: AND MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIID, KID ROCK!!! JESSIE: NOW WE CAN FINISH, AND WE'RE TEAM DX ROCKET, GONNA KICK ASH'S ASS AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!! JAMES: THEN HE'LL SHUT THE HELL UP, AND WE'LL GO TO THE NEXT FIGHT!! MEOWTH: MMMEEEEOOOWWWTHHH, THAT'S RIGHT!! Crowd cheers. DANIEL: NOW, IF YOUR NOT DOWN WITH TEAM ROCKET,...KICKING THIS SON OF A BITCH'S ASS HERE TONIGHT, THEN WE'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!! ALL IN RING AND CROWD: SUCK IT!! ROSS: I think that they are ready, and the bell rings, and we are OFF!! KING: And you better pay ATTENTION to that speech, because that is the LAST time that you hear that speech in the CWF!! ROSS: As much as I hate to AMIT it, that may just HAPPEN here tonight!! Jessie will start off!! You know, if Ash puts as much EFFORT into his WRESTLING as he does running his MOUTH, he may actualy DO well!! KING: He needs to rid the WORLD of Team Rocket, THAT'S for DAMN sure!! ROSS: Well, it's gonna be Jessie and Ash here, and Fred Durst and Kid Rock, along with Daniel and Meowth, are on the outside of the ring, as Jessie and Ash now, size each other up, and they lock horns!! Ash now, backed into the corner!! James is wanting to get into the ring, because he STILL has a score to settle with Ash for knocking him out of the World Title Tournament!! KING: Ash did the right thing there, JR!! Ash now is ordered by the ref for a clean break from the turnbuckle, and he does that. Ash now goes back to the center of the ring, and Jessie joins them. ROSS: Back now, to the center of the ring, and back to a tie- up in the center of the ring, and now an irish whip to the far side now, Ash misses with a closeline, and Jessie comes back from the near side, and..OH MY!!! Spin drop kick by Ash!! Where the hell did he learn THAT?! KING: It's all on the line HERE, JR!! He knows that he needs to get Team Rocket out of the CWF for GOOD, and he needs to pull out all of the stops here to DO that!! Ash gets Jessie back up, and into a sitting head lock. ROSS: Ash, now, has Jessie in the center of the ring, and has a head lock clampted onto Jessie here!! King, you said earlier that if you judge Team Rocket by mat skills ALONE, then they're NOT villians!! KING: Well, YEAH, I DID say that, but you know that I don't really MEAN that, DO YOU?!! ROSS: Well, you LIE a LOT, that's for DAMN sure!! Ash now, getting back to his feet here, and Jessie shove him to the ropes, and...OH MY!! Bodyblock there by Jessie!! Now Ash is back up!! Irish whip now to the near side. Down goes Jessie, and Ash to the far side!! Leap frog by Jessie, back to the near side, and...MONKEY FLIP BY JESSIE that sent Ash to the other side of the RING there!! KING: OH NO!! ROSS: Those POWERFUL legs of her catapulted and FLIPPED Ash to his back!! Ash now, getting back up, but that took a LOT out of him, King!! KING: I'm not so confident NOW!! ROSS: Ash now, trying to get the upper hand BACK now with a series of rights!! Jessie is backed into the Turnbuckle, and now Ash is getting back into...OH MY!! BIG TIME RIGHT HAND that almost sent Jessie OVER the turnbuckle there!! Ash now, back to the center of the ring, another irish whip to the far side, and now...BEAR HUG in the center of the ring by Ash on Jessie now!! James cannot do ANYTHING besides try to get Jessie back into this, but she's losing steam from the tight grip that Ash has now to the small of the back!! Those arms of his are wrapped around Jessie like a big BEAR here!! KING: We are FINALLY gonna see Team Rocket say GOODBYE!! ROSS: Oh, THAT may be a sad, sad day INDEED if THAT was to happen tonight!! Jessie is getting worn out by Ash with that Bear Hug!! The ref, Tim White, is now checking to see if she wants to give up here!! Now, checking the hand. The ref holds up Jessie's hand, then lets go. It drops down as if it went limp. ROSS: Oh my God!! We may actually SEE the horror of what could happen if they LOSE here tonight!! KING: YES!!! YESSS!!! YESSS!!! Keep holding on, Ash!! Victory is YOURS!! ROSS: The ref, for the second time, and no go there, either!! My God, these fans are on the edges of their SEATS, HOPING that that doesn't happen the third time, because Ash would win if that was OVER!! For the third time, and.... JAMES COMES IN TO SAVE JESSIE!! The ref now get him back to the outside!! Remember, he has a 5 count once he's in the ring to get out, or they're disqualified!! But James might have saved Jessie from what could've been a hellish loss for Team Rocket here!! KING: Get BACK there, Ash!! ROSS: Ash now is getting back up after that hellatious boot in the face from James, which may have saved Team Rocket from an early retirement!! Ash getting Jessie back up, and RIGHT BACK TO THE BEAR HUG!! Jessie is limping in the clutch there!! Jessie may NOT get out of it THIS time, and now James is being watched over by the ref here!! WAIT A MINUTE!! JESSIE IS FIGHTING BACK HERE!! She breaks the bear hug, and to the far side and...A SPIN DROP KICK TO THE FACE OF ASH!! They're BOTH down now!! Jessie needs to make the tag here!! KING: MY GOSH!! Maybe I DID mean that there not villians if judged by wrestling skills ALONE!! I don't know HOW she was able to fight out of THAT!! ROSS: Ash, trying to grab Jessie's foot to prevent her from tagging out, but...SHE DOES MAKE THE TAG!! JAMES IS IN NOW, AND NOW, HE'S TAKING CONTROL OF THIS MATCH WITH A SERIES OF RIGHTS HERE!! ASH IS NOW TO THE TURNBUCKLE AND NOW AN IRISH WHIP, TO THE OTHER SIDE, NO REVERSAL...OH MY GOD!! THE REFEREE JUST GOT RAMMED INTO BY JAMES UNINTENTINALLY!! MY GOD!! Ash is now...BUMPED BOTH FRED DURST AND KID ROCK'S HEADS TOGETHER, AND THEY'RE BOTH OUT HERE!! ASH NOW, KNOCKED JESSIE OUT WITH THE HEAD OF JAMES!! MY GOD!! AND Daniel now...BASEBALL SLIDE TO DANIEL!! HE'S KNOCKED OUT!! MY GOD!! And James is...KICKED ASH IN THE HEAD, and now, the...ROCKET PACK!! JAMES, with a variation of the X-Factor, this thing is over!! He has the cover, but there is...NO, HERE COMES THE BOSSMAN, and the Bossman, with that knife stick, and...NAILED JAMES with that stick!! What kind of hero would do THAT?! KING: If it takes some HELP, then DO IT!! ROSS: My God, and the Bossman now, taking Ash, and...COVERING JAMES WITH ASH, and he's GONE from ringside!! The ref, NO!!! 1, NO.......NO, NO, 2........NO!!! KICKOUT, KICKOUT, KICKOUT!! KING: HOW THE...?! ROSS: The ref didn't see what the Bossman did, but he DID see James kick out of the pin there!! The shoulder came up, and the match CONTINUES here!! KING: NOW I'm worried!! ROSS: The ref now is...KNOCKED OUT AGAIN!! THIS time by Ash, who ran into him!! The ref is BIG TIME OUT OF IT!! And now Ash, not CARING WHO he's SUPPOSED to be, get's a CHAIR!! All others are out of it, but MEOWTH, tries to grab the chair, and...HE GETS KNOCKED by the chair from Ash!! My God, if he strikes...MY GOD, he's gonna...WAIT A MINUTE!! IT'S THE ROCK!! THE ROCK HAS TAKEN THE CHAIR FROM ASH, AND HITS HIM WITH IT!! NOW, THE ROCK THROWS THE CHAIR AWAY, AND NOW THE ROCK IS GETTING ASH BACK UP, AND SETS HIM UP....ROCK BOTTOM, ROCK BOTTOM!! And NOW, the people want to see it!! It's the PEOPLE'S ELBOW!! The Rock, to the far side, back to the near side, and....THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW!! JESSIE HAS CAME TO, AND SO HAS JAMES!! The Rock now, has exit the arena!! KING: What's the ROCK have to do with it?! ROSS: The Rock has done a number on Ash here, and now James is back up, not knowing what has happened!! Jessie doesn't know, either, as the Rock has made the exit!! Jessie, to the top rope, and James, takes Ash to her, and from the top rope...ROCKET FLASH, ROCKET FLASH, AND 1......2........3!!! TEAM ROCKET IS STAYING IN THE CWF!! KING: OH NO!! FINKLE: Ladies and gentlemen, you're winner of the match, TEAM ROCKET!! ROSS: TEAM ROCKET HAS SHUT ASH UP, GIVE ASSIST TO THE ROCK, AND NOW, AS FRED DURST AND KID ROCK HAS CAME TO, THEY JOIN JESSIE, JAMES, MEOWTH, AND DANIEL IN THE CELEBRATION!! KING: THIS IS A DARK DAY IN THE CARTOON WRESTLING FEDERATION, JR!! THIS CAN'T BE GOOD!! ROSS: Plus, now Team Rocket is the number one contender for the Tag Team Titles at Unforgiven!! KING: Oh, don't mention THAT!! That's the LAST thing we need to know!! ROSS: Well, standing by is The New Guy, and he's with Tuxedo Mask!! New Guy, take it away!! Switch to the New Guy with Tuxedo Mask in the locker room. NEW GUY: Tuxedo Mask, in just a few minutes, you and the Undertaker will square off in a Hardcore Rules match!! What about it?! T. MASK: Hey, UnderTOOKEN, you think that you can get away from ME?!! You can't!! YOU CAN'T, YOU SON OF A BITCH!! Do you HEAR ME?!! You can NEVER beat ME, and you will SEE what I mean in JUST a few minutes!! Switch to Serena with the Undertaker just inside the entrance gate. SERENA: Undertaker, you heard Tuxedo Mask, and you'll be facing him here in the next match!! UNDERTAKER: That's right, Serena!! Tuxedo Mask, do you REALLY think I WANT to get away from you?!! I actually want to see you SUFFER!! I want to watch you BLEED!! And, after I take you and stomp a mud hole in your ASS, I am gonna take you, and you will be looking at what will be you savior, and the lord...of darkness, urrrrrr!! [he exits] Back to the ringside area, the lights go out, and the Undertaker's music starts to play as he comes out. He walks towards the ring. ROSS: We are ready now for the hardcore match between Tuxedo Mask and the Undertaker, and after what we have seen with the first two matches, King, we can only GUESS of what may happen with this match!! KING: Oh, you ain't KIDDING... ROSS: Wait a minute, we have a camera in the back!! Ash is looking for the ROCK!! Switch to the back, where Ash is now at. ASH: Where the hell is he?! [he slams a door open][to whomever was behind the door] HEY, HAVE YOU'VE SEEN THE ROCK ANYWHERE?!...If you see him, tell him that I'm gonna kick his ASS when I see him!!...I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, YOU TELL THE ROCK THAT I WANT HIS ASS WHEN I FIND HIM!! Switch back ringside, where Tuxedo Mask's music plays. KING: Why DID the Rock come out here to save Team Rocket?!! ROSS: Well, he SAID that he was gonna BE here!! PLUS, he's was the ONLY one who was on Ash's LIST who DIDN'T say ANYTHING ABOUT IT!! I guess he was waiting 'till he was REALLY wanting to win to make him LOSE!! KING: Well, I also saw that he said absolutly NOTHING about Team Rocket OR heros and villians!! He said the word 'ass' TWICE in there!! ROSS: Well, no doubt that he's ANGRY about what hapened a few minutes ago, and THE UNDERTAKER IS NOW ON MASK, AND THE MATCH IS UNDERWAY HERE!! KING: The Undertaker just NAILED Mask with that right hand!!!! ROSS: The Undertaker is now hammering away with shots to the throat of Tuxedo Mask!! Ladies and gentlemen, as Mask is now down, we want to remind you that still to come, we have the Tag Team Title match!! It's Sailor Venus and Jupiter against X-Pac and Kane!! And we have two matches in which the Big Show will preform one after the other. It'll be...OHHH MAN!! Big right hand by the Man from the Dark Side!! It's gonna be the Big Show vs. the owner of the CWF, Darkpower, in a hardcore match, and immediatly FOLLOWING that, it's the Big Show vs. Sailor Mars for the IC title, and HBK, Shawn Michales will be the special referee!! KING: LOOK AT THIS, THOUGH!! ROSS: The Undertaker with a trash can that he brought with him, and...NAILS Tuxedo Mask with it!! WOW!! And THEN, it's THE match!! It will be Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Queen Beryl for the World Title, with Referee Mills Lane as the very special guest referee!! Back to this match, and we do apologize if we weren't paying any attention to the match here!! KING: You SHOULD apologize, because the UNDERTAKER is REALLY doing a number on Tuxedo Mask here!! ROSS: Yes, he is!! This is Hardcore Rules, ladies and gentlemen!! The Undertaker, to the near side...no reversal now, and DROP KICK by the masked one that actually sent the Undertaker outside the ring near US, here!!! KING: But the Undertaker landed on his feet here!! ROSS: He DID!! By Mask is coming out to JOIN him here!! He KNOWS that he needs to pull out ALL THE STOPS HERE!! KING: The Undertaker knows that he needs to do the SAME here, as well!! ROSS: Mask now, with the Undertaker in front of us here, and...SLAMS HIS HEAD onto our table here!! The Undertaker...THREW THAT SODA RIGHT INTO MASK'S EYES!! KING: THAT WAS MY POP!! ROSS: Mask now, blinded by that cold soda, here!! The Undertaker, now, with shots to the throat of the six-footer!! Now Tuxedo Mask, trying to find the Undertaker by his other senses, and the Undertaker is watching this in amusment, as Tuxedo Mask is swinging at...OH MY, HE DID HIT THE DEAD MAN!! THE UNDERTAKER IS DOWN!! My God, how did he DO that?! KING: I don't know HOW he did it, but look out here!! ROSS: Mask now, with a chair, and now folding it up. What does he want to...HE HIT THE UNDERTAKER IN THE KNEE with that chair!! The Undertaker is...OH NO!! The Big Show is coming out here!! The Undertaker is down and out, but The Big Show is now coming out...WAIT A MINUTE!! OH NO!! Prince Diamond is ALSO coming out here!! Remember what had happened!! Diamond had gotten sacrificed to the Corperate Ministry!! We ALL know!! Tuxedo Mask is seeing the Big Show, and he tries to hit Paul White with the steel chair, to no avail!! The Big Show is grabbing the chair, and...WAIT A MINUTE!! DROP KICK TO THE BIG SHOW FROM BEHIND!! AND IT'S BY PRINCE DIAMOND!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! KING: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! ROSS: PRINCE DIAMOND IS ACTING LIKE HE NEVER GOT SACRIFICED AT ANY POINT!! AND HE'S TELLING MASK TO FINISH THE UNDERTAKER HERE!! MASK NOW, WITH THE DEAD MAN, AND NOW, WITH THE UNDERTAKER, AND [Mask scoops up the Undertaker and then puts him on his shoulder. he then starts to run, and then drop him on his back, with Mask's body on top, pinning him] THE ROSE THORN!! 1......2......3!!! TUXEDO MASK HAS WON THIS THING, THANKS TO DIAMOND'S HELP HERE!! FINKLE: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the match, TUXEDO MASK!! ROSS: TUXEDO MASK WON, AND WHAT IS PRINCE DIAMOND DOING HERE!! PRINCE DIAMOND IS IN!! [they shake hands in the ring] MASK AND DIAMOND, TOGETHER!! OH BOY, what a combination THAT will be!! KING: I thought the Big Show and the Undertaker was UNSTOPPABLE!! BUT NOW, we may see the CWF's RESPONSE to all of this!! [start CWF commercial] ANN.: Do you really think that you are worthy of being FORGIVEN?!! SERENA: ... Beryl just flew five feet off of that stage, and into a table!! Beryl is down, and she needs help FAST!!... ANN.: YEAH RIGHT!!! EVERYBODY IS UNFORGIVEN!! CWF UNFORGIVEN, PRESENTED BY CHEF BOYARDEE!! LIVE, SEPTEMBER 19 FROM THE PEPSI ARENA IN ALBANY, NEW YORK, ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!! [end CWF commercial] ROSS: That will be September the 19th from the Pepsi Arena in Albany!! GREAT arena there!! Well, Sailor Venus and Jupiter are standing by with Kevin Kelly!! Switch to Kevin Kelly KELLY: Venus and Jupiter, you'll be facing X-Pac and Kane, and I am SURE that you have a LOT of respect for them going into the match!! VENUS: Yeah, we do!! HOWEVER, this IS for the Tag Team Titles, and after tonight, we will be holding them up HIGH!! We're ready to go!! Swich back to ringside. Kane's start of his music starts, and, when it's supposed to go to the pyros... BG: SSSSSSSSSSSSSUCK IT!! X-Pac makes his way to the ring with the Big Red Machine!! ROSS: X-Pac and Kane are one here TONIGHT!! KING: Well, we SHOULD be saying the Big Red RETARD, but I don't PATICULARY like ANYONE in THIS match up!! But I HAVE to say that X-Pac and Kane have the upper hand in this match by Kane ALONE!! He can be UNSTOPPABLE in the ring!! ROSS: Yeah, but look who Sailor Venus and Sailor Jupiter beat to GET here!! They were the ACKOLYTES, who aren't too easy to beat as it IS!! But take a look at this move that Sailor Venus did!! [start RAW flashback] ROSS: Sailor Venus now, goes to the far side, and JUMPS ON BRADSHAW'S NECK!! Venus then twists her body, to twist Bradshaw's neck with her legs, and then preforms a hurnicurana!! ROSS: OH MY GOD!! Venus jumped to the front of Bradshaw's NECK, legs wrapped around him, twisted his neck, and then preformed a hurnicurana from the BACK of Bradshaw, and Bradshaw is damn near OUT here!! [end RAW flashback] KING: Well, I'll AMIT, that move DID make me like the way they took them out of their OWN GAME there!! ROSS: Well, [as Sailor Venus and Jupiter's music starts to play] here comes the two women right now!! Venus and Jupiter are coming out into the ring, and we would like to remind you that the CWF is now looking for a web site to start posting CWF Smack Down transcripts. They have to be a fanfic website!! CWF Smack Down will be premiring soon in awake of WWF Smack Down premiring August 26th on UPN, and will feature some of the best action that you could IMAGINE!! We need you to tell us why you think the web site you picked, or your OWN fanfic web site is deserving enough to have CWF SMACK DOWN!! If you are picked as the winning entry, your picked web site will feature CWF Smack Down!! Just E-Mail the CWF CEO at darkpowrjd@aol.com!! KING: Well, whoEVER it is who's gonna GET CWF Smack Down better be prepaired for some real TOUGH action like what we are about to see HERE!! ROSS: Yes, the bell has rung, and here we go!! Remember, the winner of this match will go on to meet Team Rocket at Unforgiven, which is September 19th, and that is our next Pay-Per-View!! Venus will start off for the Sailors, and it's gonna be X-Pac starting off for DX here!! KING: I don't know that is a bright idea, JR!! Why doesn't X- Punk just go and make Kane go in to start the match, and get it done quick?!! ROSS: Well, THIS may be an explosive start to what may be a explosive match here!! Venus now, taking X-Pac to the corner here!! Ref calling for a clean break here, and gets one from Venus here!! Back in the center of the ring, and X-Pac goes to the ropes, and a drop kick by Venus there, but X-Pac got right back up!! X-Pac goes to the ropes again, THIS time taking Venus down with a spin kick that hurt her, but sent both of the combatants down to the canvas. ROSS: Great spin drop kick by X-Pac, and now X-Pac, with the upper hand, takes Venus, and now a head lock on Venus from X-Pac here!! X-Pac wrenches the head of Sailor V for a few seconds, and she gets back up. ROSS: Man, what an explosive night we've had so far here at the Uniondale Arena [I THINK that was in Chicago, correct me if I'm WRONG] in Chicago, Illinois, here, and we're not done YET!! Venus now, getting back up, and now elbows to the midsection of the martial arts expert, X-Pac!! Venus, to the far side, X-Pac missed with a closeline, and X-Pac goes for a hunnicrana, and...IT GOT REVERSED INTO A POWER BOMB THERE BY SAILOR VENUS, FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!! KING: MY GOSH!! I saw X-Pac's HEAD bounce off of the canvas, there!! ROSS: And now Venus tags in Jupiter, and Jupiter now, on the offensive, and a series of right hands. Now irish whip to the far side, and X-Pac, telegraphed rthe back bodydrop with a stiff kick into the sternem of Jupiter, and now X-Pac, on the offensive once again!! X-Pac..OH NO, TAGS IN KANE!! Kane, with shots to the thorat of Jupiter!! Kane now, irish whip to the far turnbuckle, but Jupiter stopped, and now Kane, coming to Jupiter, a jump over the 7 footer, and now shots to the head of Kane here!! KING: Kane is going to the school of hard knocks, here!! ROSS: He certanly is NOW!! And now Kane, with a few rights that gets him back the avantage, here, and now to the ropes, and missed with the closeline, and now Jupiter...POWER BOMB ON KANE!! HOW THE HELL DID SHE DO THAT, KING?! KING: I DON'T KNOW!! ROSS: And now, going to MAKE THE TAG IS JUPITER, and now Venus, getting Kane back up, and Jupiter is going after X-Pac here, keeping him busy!! As those two fight on the outside, Venus sends Kane to the ropes, and when he comes back, she jumps on his neck, with her legs on Kane's sholders. She then twists her body so her body is behind Kane's head, but her legs are still on the front there!! Then, facing towards the backside of Kane's head, she falls forward, preforming a hunicaranna-type move, with the leg hooked for the cover. ROSS: VENUS WITH THAT SUPURP MOVE OF HER'S, AND 1........2.........3!! WE'VE GOT OUR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!! FINKLE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNERS OF THE MATCH, AND NNNNEEEWWWW CARTOON WRESTLING FEDERATION TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, SAILOR VENUS AND SAILOR JUPITER!! KING: My gosh, JR, they certanly DID do it!! They surprised ME here!! ROSS: Well, coming up NEXT, The Big Show...KING, THERE'S A WAR GOING ON IN THE BACKSTAGE AREA!! WE HAVE CAMERAS IN THE BACK, THERE!! They switch to the back, where Jessie and James of Team Rocket are trying to battle away the Ackolytes, with referees holding them back. Daniel and Meowth have now seen this, and have joined Jessie and James in the battle!! ROSS: MY GOD, KING, THAT'S THE ACKOLYTES, AND WHAT DO THEY HAVE TO DO WITH TEAM ROCKET HERE!!!! WE HAVE SERENA STANDING BY!! SERENA, WHAT'S GOING ON THERE?! SERENA: I don't know!! That last thing I heard was that Farroqq said SOMETHING about the Ackolytes deserving the Tag Team Title shot, NOT Team Rocket, at Unforgiven!! Now, Darkpower was making his way to the ringside area for his match, and I spoke to him about that comment, and listen to what HE said!! He said that if the Ackolytes want the titles so BAD, then they can have a Title match tommorrow NIGHT on RAW from the First Union Center in Philidelphia!! ROSS: My God, what an announcement!! Thanks, Serena!! KING: The Ackolytes are gonna get a match for the titles tommorrow NIGHT on RAW!! ROSS: [as they switch back to the ring] I guess so!! Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, a big time contest is next, and it features the Big Show, and the owner of this company, Darkpower, and ladies and gentlemen, immediatly following this match, it wll be Sailor Mars vs. The Big Show for the Intercntinental title! So baically, we are looking at a glorified gauntlet match... BG: AHHH, OHHH, SHAWN!! Shawn Michals comes out in a white T-Shirt and short (SHORT) shorts on. ROSS: WHAT THE HELL IS ALL OF THIS NOW?! KING: I DON'T KNOW!! WHAT IS THAT IDIOT DOING OUT HERE NOW?! HBK gets into the ring, and he struts his stuff for the girls there. His pyros then come out. After this, he grabs the mike. HBK: You know, last week when I said I wanted to be the ref for the IC Title match, I thought that it would be EASY, but the only thing that was really gettin' the GOAT was the fact that these two matches were in fact a glorified GAUNTLET match!! ROSS: Deja vu!! HBK: SO, I asked Darkpower, what the hell is gonna be DONE about it, because he wants Sailor Mars to be out here IMMEDIATLYafter he is done with the match, and he doesn't wanna waste time with my entrance!! HE said that I could be the special ref for HIS match against the Big Show, as WELL, SO, guess why I out here NOW!! ROSS: OH YEAH!! KING: OH NO!! BG: WWWEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL, WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!! Paul White makes his way to the ring. ROSS: Well here we go!! It's gonna be the Big Show vs. Darkpower, and as SOON as the match is over HERE, Sailor Mars will be out here, and THAT match will be underway!! And after THAT one is decided, we will have the match that we have all been waiting for!! Queen Beryl will try to defeat Stone Cold Steve Austin in the World Title Match, in which Mills Lane will be the special guest referee!! KING: Well, I'll tell you WHAT, JR!! We've seen a girl go off that top of the TITANTRON!! We've seen an UPSET in MY book with Team Rocket, we've seen a unity from Tuxedo Mask and Prince Diamond!! We may have seen the best Tag Team Matches YET in the CWF, and we've now got a HELL of a match for RAW IS WAR tommorrow night!! I don't know what ELSE could happen tonight!! ROSS: Well, HERE COMES DARKPOWER, and he's RUNNING to the ring, and this is a Hardcore Rules match!! This is because of what the Big Show did to Darkpower a few weeks ago on RAW IS WAR!! Darkpower, with an Aluminum baseball bat, and...HITS THE BIG SHOW WITH IT!! My GOD, he hit him HARD with that bat in the head!!! The Big Show is DOWN!! And now we have a COVER, A COUNT, AND...3?!! NO, ALMOST!! 2 AND A HALF THERE FROM THE HEARTBREAK KID THERE!! KING: I didn't think the Big Show could come...AHHH! ROSS: WAIT A MINUTE, there's Sailor Mars NOW!! Mars now is onto the Big Show, and there's no Disqualifications in this match, and now Mars is....FACE PLANT into the canvas by Mars there. It's two on one here!! Darkpower is now wanting...WAIT, BOTH SAILOR MARS AND DARKPOWER IS PINNING THE BIG SHOW...1.....2......3!!!! OH MY!! So Sailor Mars is now gonna go for...!! What the hell is Darkpower telling HBK now?! KING: I don't know, JR, but this CANNOT be good!! ROSS: Now HBK is telling the Ring Announcer something!! FINKLE: ladies and Gentlemen, your attention please!! Darkpower has pinned the Big Show!! So, your winner of the match in THAT match is Darkpower!! HOWEVER, during the pin, Sailor Mars has ALSO pinned the Big Show in HER match!! Darkpower has informed me that it WILL count to her match, and NOW...!! [he then goes to the CEO for confrimination] ROSS: Wait a minute!! A little CONFUSION, here!! KING: IS he saying that because SHE pinned him, too, she won HER match, as well!! ROSS: Has the Big Show been SCREWED!! Was THAT the plan Darkpower had all ALONG?! Wait a minute, now Darkpower and Mars are saying something!! What's THIS now?!! Darkpower then talks to the Ring Announcer again. Then he starts talking again. FINKLE: Your attention, PLEASE!! Darkpower has said something to Sailor Mars, and she has said that she wants to defeat the Big Show HERSELF, so, although Darkpower has wanted to let Sailor Mars take that as winning the Intercontinental Title, he has heeded her request, and the match between Sailor Mars and the Big Show WILL CONTINUE!! ROSS: WHAT?!! Wait a minute, she's NOT taking the win THAT way?! KING: She's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, JR!! ROSS: Well, I can't blame the fact that she wants to win the thing on her own, but even I have got to question THIS decision!! I mean, why would she turn down THAT offer?!! Is THAT the way it's gonna BE!! KING: I guess it's gonna BE that way, JR!! ROSS: So let me get this STRAIGHT [here's the perspective!! I know this is confusing. Just stay with me and I'll tell you what's going on here from JR]!! Darkpower pinned the Big Show, but so did Sailor Mars!! DP won his match, but because Mars pinned him TOO, SHE won HER match, making HER the IC Champion!! HOWEVER, she DIDN'T want to win the match that way, so she is wanting the match to go as planned, and now this is where we are NOW!! MAKES SENSE TO ME, I GUESS!! KING: Well, here we go!! HBK is still in the ring, and Darkpower has LEFT, so I guess we're having the match!! ROSS: So the match with Darkpower and the Big Show has ENDED with Darkpower as the WINNER, but we had a little confusion with what happened there!! We now have that fixed, and now we are ready for Sailor Mars vs. The Big Show here!! SSailor Mars now, gets the Big Show back up here, and now the tree trunk-like arms of his, and mars now, trying to irish whip him to the ropes, and now the Big Show, LAUGHING!! Mars, seeing this, is now trying to punch the Big Show, to no avail, and the big Show, picks her up, BODY PRESS, and DOWN she goes!! KING: MY GOSH, JR!! She just BOUNCED off of the canvas there!! ROSS: The Big Show, is gonna try to END this now, and to the near side, and with the elbow, and...HE MISSED WITH THE ELBOW!! MARS JUST MOVED OUT OF THE WAY THERE, AND THE BIG SHOW IS DOWN AGAIN, AND MARS WILL BE LOOKING TO GET THE AVANTAGE FROM THE MISKTAKE!! Can she capalize on the misktake, and to the ropes, and...DOWN WITH THE ELBOW!! Elbow to the sternem, and now Mars gets the Big Show up, and [she sets up for...A BODY SLAM] Oh my God, she's actually gonna try to body slam the Big Show!! [she...ACUAYLLY PICKS HIM UP] OH MY GOD, SHE'S DOING IT!! [she BODY SLAMS him] MY GOD, MY GOD!!! SHE JUST BODYSLAMED THE BIG SHOW, BUT IT TOOK A LOT OUT OF HER, AND NOW THERE BOTH DOWN, AND SHAWN MICHALES WILL START THE TEN COUNT!! MARS IS GETTING TO THE BIG SHOW, AND HAS A COVER........1........2.......3!!! MY GOD, SHE DID IT HER WAY!! FINKLE: Ladies and gentlemen, OFFICIALLY, your winner of the match, and NNNNNEEEEEEEWWWWWWW Intercontinental Champion, Sailor Mars!! ROSS: SHE BODYSLAMED THE BIG SHOW, AND HAS WON THE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE HERE!! MY GOD, SHE DID IT HER WAY!! KING: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!! [start CWF commercial] ANN.: Do you really think that you are worthy of being FORGIVEN?!! SERENA: ... Beryl just flew five feet off of that stage, and into a table!! Beryl is down, and she needs help FAST!!... ANN.: YEAH RIGHT!!! EVERYBODY IS UNFORGIVEN!! CWF UNFORGIVEN, PRESENTED BY CHEF BOYARDEE!! LIVE, SEPTEMBER 19 FROM THE PEPSI ARENA IN ALBANY, NEW YORK, ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!! [end CWF commercial] ROSS: Well, we have done everything that we have been needing to do, except for what we have next, and it is gonna be for the most coverted prize in the Cartoon Wrestling Federation, the CWF World Title, and the contenders are Stone Cold Steve Austin, the Rattlesnake, agaiunst Queen Beryl, the Negaverse queen!! Before we get to the match, let's show you how each superstar made it this far. [start flashbacks for Stone Cold Steve Austin's path to Wrestlemania] Stone Cold Steve Austin's music plays....He makes his way to the ring....a man with a red cloaked robe comes out....it turns out to be...VINCE MCMAHON all along. COLE: KING, that's... KING: VINCE MCMAHON, HA HA HA!! Stone Cold then charges Vince and tackles him, then starts to punch him to great extremes....... Austin then makes his way out of the ring to escape the onslaught. He then raises both of his middle fingers to the Corperate Ministry. They are shocked, and the fans cheer him on. VINCE: Stone Cold, there is no low that I won't stoop to to make you're life a living HELL!! [the next week on HEAT...] The camera switches to the back, where of ALL things, a Goddamn BEER TRUCK is being pulled up (something he did before). SERENA: AUSTIN IS DRIVING A BEER TRUCK OUT TO THIS ARENA!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE GONNA DO WITH THAT?! ...AUSTIN: Vince, I see that this truck is giving you back some NIGHTMARES!! Crowd cheers. AUSTIN: ...Vince, I don't know if you REALIZED it yet, but you ADVANCED me in the SPOT when you fought ME!! [later that night on HEAT...] SERENA: Wait a minute, what are they doing...[they open it up by the top to reveal a pool full of...BEER] OH MY GOD!! KEVIN: Austin is about to give Vince...a BEER BATH!! Austin drags Vince to the truck, hoists him up on it, gives him a few punches, and drags him up to the top. Then... SERENA: AUSTIN...PUSHES VINCE!! [He has just gone into the beer bath] HE'S IN!! [Austin's music then plays] VINCE HAS JUST GOTTEN A BEER BATH. THANKS TO THE RATTLESNAKE!! [Austin gets some beers of his own and drinks up] I WONDER IF HE'LL SMELL LIKE ROSES!! KEVIN: Well, he'll feel like a NEW MAN, believe ME!! [next week on HEAT...] COLE: ...Sailor Mercury is already in the ring...[GLASS SHATTERS!! Austin enters] AUSTIN IS HERE!! He makes it to the ring, and here we go, a SLUGFEST in the...OH NO!! The Corperate Ministry is on their way to the ring, and it's the Ackolytes make their way into the ring, and...OH MY GOD, THEY JUST NAILED AUSTIN, AND...AUSTIN ADVANCES AGAIN!!! Mercury has just been eliminated,.... [Last RAW before Wrestlemania...] VENUS: HHHEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOO.... The sound of glass shattering interrupts him!! Stone Cold doesn't want to wait to go to Wrestlemania. SERENA: WOAH!! STONE COLD WANTS TO GO NOW!! AND INTO THE RING HE GOES!! COLE: Stone Cold, laying it down on Val Venus. Right hands now, from the Rattlesnake!! ...COLE: Austin now, gaining the upper hand once again, to the ropes, and...SHOLDER TACKLE by Austin and now Austin, landing those right hands there, and getting Val back up, kick and...STUNNER BY AUSTIN!! SERENA: PIN HIM!!! 1....2....3!! AUSTIN'S GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA!!! KING: NO WAY!!! COLE: Austin is OFFICIALY now going to Chicago, Illinois!! [end SCSA's fashback and start Queen Beryl's flashbacks] MARS: ...I think you should say HI to not only our our 3rd party in this shin-dig, but also who WILL be the NEXT CWF champion!! With that, the mystery figure unrobes herself, turning out to be...QUEEN BERYL!!... ...COLE: KING, THAT'S THERE GREATEST ENEMY, AND THERE TEAMING UP TOGETHER!! KING: NO WAY!! ...COLE: THE FANS LOVE THIS, ALL OF A SUDDEN!!... [to the following HEAT...] DARKPOWER: Hold it, hold it!! Are you saying that Queen Beryl vs. Midian here TONIGHT?! ...Midian was ALREADY part of that World Title tournament that I talked about last week on RAW!! ...HOWEVER, I had him as a BYE, which MEANT that I didn't have any other person to FACE him...that is, UNTIL NOW!! SERENA: I know where HE'S going!! ...DARKPOWER: ...you FORGOT that the Negaverse is ALSO a part of their show, and when THEY had an idea to have Beryl there last week, I had an idea for her, as well. You see, I was thinking about what I should do with that bye spot, and THEN I had this BRIGHT idea. And since you want a match with Midian and Beryl, let's make it for a spot in the world title BRACKET!! SERENA: OH YEAH!! [Later that HEAT...] The music of the Negaverse plays. Here she comes. ...she charges the ring, slides in, and starts to punch Midian HARD in the face several times as the fans cheer her on...Midian goes down, and is about to finish him off, when...BAM!!! Vince hits her with a chair, not realizing that he just DQ'ed MIDIAN!! She looks up to see Vince, and is about to nail Vince, when the Mean Street Posse comes up and mugs her with Shane Mcmahon. [The following RAW] SERENA: ...HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!! There's TRIPLE H!! He's got Beryl, and HE HAS HER STAFF!! OH MY GOD!! HE'S JUST BROKE THAT THING ON BERYL'S BACK!! NOW what is he...OH MY GOD, NO!! [HHH punches Beryl on the edge, and Beryl goes off of the stage INTO A TABLE!!] OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!! Beryl just flew five feet off of that stage, and into a table!!... KING: Oh my God!! SERENA: ...we may be LOOKING at the VERY FIRST CWF CHAMPION!! [to the interview] BERYL: ...I made that my TRUE dream!! All the time of fighting Earth and all of that!! It wasn't ME!! THIS is me!! I'm here to accomplish something that I have waited my whole LIFE for, and THAT is to become the CWF World Champion, and I'll be DAMNED if ANYTHING gets in my way!! I will have fulfilled a lifelong dream if I become the CWF World Champ!! [2nd HEAT...] TRIPLE H: Last NIGHT, you might as well say that you SCREWED the HELL out of me!! I was READY for this MATCH with that BITCH, Queen Beryl, and basically, I could say, that you WANT to see Beryl as champ, and YOU'RE trying to PROTECT her from an ASS-KICKING from ME!! ...BERYL: FIRST, Triple H, you should be worried about ME, because after what you did to me last WEEK on RAW, I got pretty damn PISSED OFF!! ...the ENTIRE world will see me kick you little ASS from pilliar to POST on a mear 3 SECONDS!! ...TRIPLE H: Beryl, to ME, you are nothing more than a SLUT!! ..TRIPLE H: ...you can't even govern that mesily little Negaverse that you HAVE, let ALONE attempt to be the CHAMPION!! ...I don't know how you even THINK that you are even ATTRACTIVE!!! ...You're the BIGGEST [mike cuts off] ----- [mike comes on] EVER!! ...TRIPLE H: And plus, you wouldn't be able to get a guy 'down THERE' if you MADE him!! BERYL: That's it, you SON OF A BITCH!! ...COLE: BERYL IS CHARGING THE RING!! Beryl gets into the ring, and tackles HHH. She then punches him very quickly with the hardest punches EVER given to a person. KEVIN: Beryl is POUNDING AWAY at TRIPLE H!! Triple H then turns her over and starts punching HER in the face. About 10 different referees come in to try to stop this....Five officials hold Beryl back in one corner of the ring, and the same number holding HHH back. Beryl is trying to break the officials hold WITH EVERYTHING SHE HAS!! COLE: ...This thing is heating up!! ..BERYL: [being heard without a microphone, and as loud as her voice will ALLOW her] COME ON, YOU BASTARD!! COLE: She's actually BREAKING the REF'S HOLD...AND DOES!! Here she comes AGAIN!! She DIVES over the refs holding back HHH and starts to punch hin HARD in the turnbuckle until the refs can pull Beryl back. Beryl kicks hard to try to escape the refs and to go back at Triple H. The refs are also trying to prevent HHH from doing anything, as well!! ...BERYL: [again in her LOUDEST voice EVER] You're MINE, you SON OF A BITCH!! Hunter, I'm gonna KICK YOUR ASS!! LATER ON SNH... ........KEVIN: The Bossman is trying to get...HEY, THERE'S TRIPLE H!! ...HERE COMES QUEEN BERYL!! She wants Triple H, and right NOW!! COLE: And Triple H has seen her, ...and a bunch of refrees are trying to restrain the two. And LISTEN TO BERYL!! BERYL: [screaming as if someone was trying to MURDER her right there on the SPOT] You ass is MINE, you [sound cuts off] ------- ------ [sound comes on] COLE: WOW!!! KEVIN: ...Beryl and Triple H, SOMEONE is gonna get HURT in THAT, and may not come out ALIVE!! [to that match the following night on RAW IS WAR] ...ROSS: ...Triple H is now, and KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, AND TRIPLE H, PUSHES BERYL... In a frightining scene, Triple H pushes Beryl, and due to the fact that the ladder was so close to the side of the ring where the ramp is, Beryl flies above the ropes and hits the steel ramp with her back, and VERY HARD!! She then becomes limp. ROSS:...OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!! BERYL JUST FELL 20 DAMN FEET ONTO THAT STEEL, AND SHE'S NOT MOVING!! KING: Oh my God, JR!! Triple H just pushed her twenty feet DOWNWARDS!! She's not moving, JR!! ROSS: ... Her ribs just came DOWN hard on that steel!! ...What the hell is Triple...NO!! DON'T DO...!! He PUSHES THE LADDER, and the top...FALLS ONTO BERYL, WITH THAT TOP HITTING THE ALREADY INJURED RIBS OF THE NEGAVERSE QUEEN!! ...ROSS: ...MY GOD, BERYL JUST GOT THROWN....OH MY GOD, INTO THE ELECTICAL CIRCUT BOARD!! OH MY GOD!! SHE MAY HAVE ELECTRICUTED THERE!! IS SHE MOVING?! SHE'S NOT MOVING!! PARAMEDICS NOW ARE COMING OUT, AND REFS ARE COMING OUT TO ESCORT TRIPLE H OUT OF HERE!! MY GOD, KING, SHE'S NOT MOVING!! ...KING: ...I don't care WHO you are, ...she didn't deserve THIS!! ROSS: ...what Triple H did TONIGHT was TOO FAR!! [on SNH the next week...] The Negaverse music plays, but for a few seconds, then a guitar Kid Rock-type music plays along with the NV music. A new twist, as Queen Beryl makes her way to the ring. ROSS: ...BERYL NOW, PICKS UP EDGE, AND...PSYCHADELIC DRIVER, AND 1....2....3!!! QUEEN BERYL, IS GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA!! [stop QB's flashback, and start the last part of this flashback, which is from the last RAW before Wrestlemania] ROSS: QUEEN BERYL AND STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!! WILL THIS BE A PREVIEW OF WHAT WE WILL SEE AT WRESTLEMANIA?!! KING: ARE THEY GONNA GO AT IT HERE TONIGHT?!! ROSS: AND WE GO AT IT!! QUEEN BERYL AND AUSTIN, EXCHANGING BLOWS HERE!! BERYL, HAS AUSTIN, AND....PHYCHADELIC DRIVER FROM BERYL, AND IF THAT'S THE WAY THAT IT HAPPENS, QB WILL ACCOMPLISH HER DREAM AT WREST...WAIT A MINUTE, AUSTIN GETS UP, AND....STUNNER!! STUNNER!!! STUNNER!! [Austin's music plays] WHO WILL WIN THAT HELLATIOUS MATCHUP?! KING: I DON'T KNOW, BUT I DO KNOW THAT IT'S NOT GONNA BE EASY TO DEFEAT THE OTHER HERE!! ROSS; IT'S THE RATTLESNAKE VS. QUEEN BERYL FOR THE WORLD TITLE, AND AFTER IT'S DONE, NO ONE PERSON CAN SAY WHO'LL BE COMING OUT ALIVE!! [end the flashback, and come back to Wrestlemania] The scene is now with Michal Cole with Queen Beryl. COLE: Queen Beryl, in just a few minutes, it will be time!! It's now or never!! This is the moment that matters. Win this, and you are the CWF Champion!! Are you ready to go out there and face Stone Cold Steve Austin?! BERYL: Yes, I am!! He'll be a tough son of a bitch to beat, but I believe that I CAN beat this guy, and walk out with the CWF champoinship in my hands!! COLE: We wish you luck!! Switch to Serena with Stone Cold Steve Austin. SERENA: It comes down to whoever wins this match between you and Queen Beryl, Austin!! If you win this match. the title is all yours!! AUSTIN: I know it won't be easy!! I mean, Beryl didn't come THIS far without SKILLS!! However, when the smoke clears, THIS SOB will be the FIRST CWF Champion, and that's the bottom line!! Switch back to the ring. FINKLE: At this time, let me introduce you to the special guest referee for this match. He has been a referee for many years now in the boxing ring!! He has been a judge!! Hew was a part of the US Army, Navy, and other crudentials!! He is the referee of MTV'S Celeberty Deathmatch!! We are proud to have this guy in the squared circle refreeing the Cartoon Wrestling Federation World Title Match tonight!! Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you....REFEREE MILLS LANE!!! The Wrestlemania theme starts up and Referee Mills Lane starts to walk down the aisle, waving a HI sign to everyone cheering for him, who is about EVERYONE!! He enters the ring with a standing obvation from the fans in attendance!! ROSS: A lot of respect for the veteran referee here, and now we are ready for the Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Queen Beryl match!! LANE: Okay, people, I only got for words to say before we get under way...[crowd joins in] LET'S GET IT ON!! [crowd cheers] At this point, the cameras go to the back, where Stone Cold Steve Austin is, filming him coming to the front entranceway!! The sound of heartbeats is played as they show him going from his locker room to the entrance to the ringside area!! ROSS: Here we go, it's what we have been waiting for this WHOLE time!! Then everything goes silent for a few seconds, and then...GLASS SHATTERS!! Stone Cold Steve Austin starts to make his way to the ring!! FINKLE: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is schedualed for one fall with NO TIME LIMIT, and it is for the CARTOON WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPIONSHIP!! Introducing first, from Victoria, Texas, weighing 247 pounds, STONE COLD Steve Austin!!! ROSS: Stone Cold is waiting for the time to strike!! We have seen the flashbacks from earlier of how he made it this far, and if you remember when we first went on the air, I had said this could be the match of the millenium, and that the person that we are seeing in the ring right now, has a DESIRE to BECOME the FIRST CWF Champion, King!! KING: Yes!! I can't WAIT to see what will happen here!! Stone Cold Steve Austin has went thorugh hell and high water to make it this far!! He has fought EVERYONE who has gotten in his path!! He has fought long and hard to make it this far!! HOWEVER, when you look to the way Queen Beryl has WANTED this, you HAVE to think that if she plays HER cards RIGHT, SHE could BEAT the man that its standing before us right now!! ROSS: Yes, we've documented that this has been QB's dream, her LIFELONG dream, much like what the Hearkbreak Kid Shawn Michaels' dream was back at WWF Wrestlemania 12!! HBK was the winner, and HIS lifelong dream was to become the WWF Champion!! Will we see ANOTHER lifelong dream to become the CWF Champion be fulfilled, or will Queen Beryl be stopped one step SHORT of becoming a mark in history!! A mark in TIME!! A mark of being the very FIRST CWF Champion!! We have seen EVERYTHING happen here tonight!! Austin's music stops, and then the cameras are now in the back, as Queen Beryl now makes her way out of the locker room she was in, and starts to make HER way to the enteranceway!! The same heartbeat track that was playing for Austin is now playing for Beryl as she makes her way to the ringside area entranceway!! When she gets to the door, she stops, and then the camera turns to the entranceway as the fans would see it now, and everything gets silent once again for a few seconds!!! And then, the Negaverse music starts up, and Beryl goes to the ringside area, and starts to make her way to the ring. FINKLE: And his opponent, from the Negaverse, she weights 230 pounds, QUEEN BERYL!! ROSS: This is it!! We are ready for the match that could define the CWF!! Queen Beryl vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin, with Mills Lane the referee!! Beryl's music stops!! Then Mills Lane gets both of them together!! Then...HE RINGS THE BELL!! ROSS: And here we go!! This is for the most coveted prize in the CWF, the WORLD TITLE!! Stone Cold Steve Austin now...AND HERE WE GO!! Locked up now, and to the turnbuckle!! Mills Lane calling for a clean break!! Man, these two can get you when you least expect it. For Austin, the Stone Cold Stunner can be applied at ANYTIME during the match!! You can be the most alert person on the face of this EARTH, and STILL you won't know when he will apply it!! HOWEVER, as much as Austin is unpredictable, even MORE so is Queen Beryl, as they tie up again, and to a headlock goes Austin. Beryl has that Psychadelic Driver, and if you are the victim, it's all over, and more than THAT, she can get you into it in a variety of ways!! She can turn the tide of the match with a blink of an eye!! Beryl now, fighting out of the headlock, and into the ropes now goes Austin!! Missing with a closeline, to the near side, and...SHOLDER BLOCK BY AUSTIN!!! 1.....2.....KICK OUT BY BERYL!! Austin will need to do more than THAT to put the Negaqueen away!! KING: Stone Cold is not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he can get things DONE in there, I'll give him THAT much!! ROSS: Both combatants back up, and now Beryl to the ropes...DROVE THE HEAD of Austin into her knee, and NOW lets see if Beryl can take advantage of this time here!! Beryl now, to a rear chin lock!! Mills Lane, checking for a choke, as all refs will do at this point, just to make sure, which there IS no choke, and Austin, fighting to get back up!! It is still VERY early in this match!! We like to thank everyone who made Wrestlemania all that it HAS been, and we thank the fans for joining us, as Austin, back up, and now elbows to the midsection of Beryl!! Now a right hand to the face, and now to the near side, Beryl ducks under him, to the far side, leap frog by Beryl, back over, and... Beryl then picks him up, spins him around, and then brings his back down on her knee, excecuting one HELL of a backbreaker!! ROSS: MY GOD, WHAT A BACKBREAKER THAT WAS!! She's only a little over 200 pounds, and she just picked up Austin like a rag doll there!! KING: My gosh, JR!! I think I might have been WRONG!! We may NOT have seen everything here tonight!! ROSS: It is still early in the match, though!! Beryl now, back up, and Austin, scoop and a slam there from Queen Beryl, and now QB to the far side, and an elbow drop there, and now we have a cover, a count, and ALMOST A COUNT OF THREE THAT TIME FROM MILLS LANE!! KING: I thought that WAS three!! ROSS: VERY close call there!! Austin had that right sholder up JUST in the nick of time!! Beryl now goes back to work on Stone Cold Steve Austin, backing him into the Turnbuckle. ROSS: Austin now, whipped to the far turnbuckle, and HITS!! And now BERYL, and Austin out of the way, and BERYL ALMOST hit the turnbuckle, but put on the brakes JUST IN TIME there, and now, Beryl, to the far side, and a DROP KICK into the small of the back!! Austin quickly up now, and both of them to the ropes, and...SPINNING HEEL KICK FROM QUEEN BERYL!! I think that HAS to be the move Beryl HAD to hit here!! KING: I agree!! That was a SUPURP spinning heel kick!! I've NEVER in my LIFE saw that moved pulled off with such FORM as what I saw from Beryl there!! ROSS: Austin, as we suspected, having a hell of a battle here from the get-go!! And now, Beryl, getting Austin back up, and now kick to the midsection of Austin, and now sets up for a piledriver, and...HITS IT!! Man!! And now 1........2........NO GO THERE!!! Austin didn't get pinned that time!! Man, we had suspeced a HELL of a match, and a hell of a night, and boy did we EVER got a night far BEYOND our expectations, here!! Beryl now, back to the rear chin lock on Austin, and now gets Austin back up!! Beryl now, what is she doing?!! She puts Austin on the turnbuckle!! What is she planning to do with Austin!! She then preforms...A HURRINCARANA FROM THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE CANVAS!! ROSS: MY GOD, A HURRICARANA FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE THERE!! AND NOW.....1......2.....NO!!! NO!!! NO!! ALMOST A COUNT OF THREE!! MY GOD!! The Universal Studios Double Feature will tell the story HERE!! Watch how WELL she did THIS!! [the Double Feature starts, shows what she did, and then goes back to regular action] I didn't KNOW Beryl had THAT kind of AGILITY and STRENGTH!! KING: What a SURPRISE there, JR!! ROSS: Now, to the far side, and now Beryl, wanting a cruxifix pin here, and...AUSTIN REVERSED IT INTO A SAMOAN DROP!! This is the break that Austin NEEDED to get BACK into this match!! But he needs to capalize on this!! 1........2.......3?!!! NO!!! NO!!! ONLY A COUNT OF TWO!! Mills Lane, clearly stating that it was only a two count there, but that was ALMOST a count of three!! KING: But you know what they say what almost only counts in, don't you, JR?! ROSS: I most CERTANLY do, King, but that was STILL a complete 180 turn around, and now let's see how Austin takes this into stride, here!! This match for the CWF World Title, here!! Austin now, to the far side, and TACKLE, and NOW RIGHT HANDS!! RIGHT HANDS, AND AUSTIN IS GETTING A SECOND WIND HERE!! BOTH OF THESE COMBATANTS FAN FAVORITES, HERE, BUT IT IS AUSTIN WHO HAS THE UPPER HAND NOW! BACK TO THE FAR SIDE, AND NOW...MY GOD, BERYL JUST DID A SPINNING NECK BREAKER FROM OUT OF NOWHERE, KING!! KING: When you least EXPECT IT, JR, these two can turn the tide in a match!! ROSS: We've said it BEFORE, too, that they are unpredictable!! We never saw that neckbreaker coming, and now, Mills Lane, aministering the ten count. There must be a winner HERE!! Mills Lane to five here, and Austin is moving, and now Beryl has a hand raised! Lane to seven now!! And now we have a COVER from BERYL!! 1.....2.....NO!! NO!! NO!! My GOD, Lane was just about to strike the canvas the third time when Austin got that left sholder up!! And Beryl was 1 second away from fulfilling a lifelong dream, both back up now, and now we have a slugfest!! Austin, with a kick, and........STUNNER!!! STUNNER!!!! STUNNER!!!! IT'S OVER!!!! AUSTIN HAS HIT IT, AND NOW ALL HE NEEDS TO DO IS PIN HER, AND HE'S THE CWF CHAMPION!! A COVER!!! 1........2......WHAT THE HELL?! BERYL KICKED OUT!!! BERYL KICKED OUT!!! SHE KICKED OUT FROM A GOD DAMN STUNNER!!! MY GOD!! KING: HOW DID SHE DO THAT?! ROSS: ASK THAT FOR BOTH OF US KING!! AND AUSTIN IS IN COMPLETE SHOCK, AS WELL ARE WE!! VERY FEW, IF ANY, KICK OUT OF THE STONE COLD STUNNER, AND BERYL HAS DONE JUST THAT!! WE ARE ALL IN SHOCK HERE!!! KING: Well, JR, we have seen just about EVERYTHING tonight, so this came to no surprise to me that this had happened!! ROSS: Beryl now, is getting back up, and now, Stone Cold is back up as well, and now, a kick, and a ST...NO, Beryl scooped him up, and reversal......PSYCHADELIC DRIVER, PSYCHADELIC DRIVER!!! AND NOW, ALL SHE NEEDS TO DO......1........2......NO!!! KICK OUT BY AUSTIN!!! MY GOD, AUSTIN SHOCKED US, AS WELL!!! KING: It's gonna be to whomever can pull off the move that matters!! There has to be SOMETHING in ONE of their arsenal of moves that can put the other away!!! And now it's ANYBODY'S contest, JR!! ROSS: Some had their money on Stone Cold Steve Austin, while some were for Queen Beryl, and some just didn't know!! We have fans of all sorts here, and all are now in shock that each combatant kick out of a pin which immediatly followed their usual finishing move, and now their back up, and now we go BACK to where we started, and Stone Cold, trying for the stunner AGAIN, and Beryl, has reversed it again, and sets up for ANOTHER Psychadelic Driver!! THIS time, though, an INCREDIABLE thing happens. Beryl preforms the Psychadelic Driver, but Austin had her head in the move for the Stone Cold Stunner, so basically, in one move, BOTH superstars preformed their finishing moves AT THE EXACT SAME TIME!! ROSS: OH MY GOD!! THEY BOTH DID THEIR FINISHING MANUVERS AT THE EXACT SAME DAMN TIME HERE!! WHO'S GONNA MOVE FIRST NOW!! MY GOD, WHOEVER WINS HERE, YOU HAVE GOTTA GIVE A LOT OF RESPECT TO BOTH COMBATANTS, AS THAY HAVE GAVE EVERYTHING THAT THEY HAVE HAD AND THEN SOME!! MILLS LANE NOW, WITH THE TEN COUNT!!! TO THREE NOW!!! I can't BELIEVE they DID that!! I have never SEEN that HAPPEN before!! Austin did the stunner while Beryl was delivering the Driver!! THAT isn't HEARD of that one superstar preforms ONE finisher when another does their OWN, and they BOTH hit their finishers at the same time!! Beryl's getting back up, and now....COVER.....1........2.......NO!!!! MY GOD, NO!!! What is it gonna take to put one of these two AWAY here!! KING: There's no time limit, JR!! This could go on all damn NIGHT!! ROSS: You bet to HELL it CAN, King!! You're RIGHT!! And now, Austin now, irish whip, taking Beryl, no reversal....AND AUSTIN, RAN RIGHT INTO MILLS LANE, and damn near knocked him out, here!! I'm SURE it was unintentional, and now Beryl, with the...PSYCHADELIC DRIVER!!! And a cover!!! But there's no ref!! [now counting like there would be if there WAS a ref there] 1, 2, 3!! Beryl would be the first CWF....WAIT A MINUTE, THERE'S TRIPLE H!!! TRIPLE H HAS A CHAIR, AND NOW...HAS HIT QUEEN BERYL WITH THE CHAIR!! MY GOD AUSTIN IS STILL KNOCKED OUT FROM THE DRIVER, AND TRIPLE H, TAKING THAT CHAIR ACROSS THE LEG OF BERYL, AND NOW TRIPLE H!! COME ON, STOP THIS!! AND BERYL IS HELPLESS!! Triple H takes the chair, and where the head of the chair and the seat would be together if folded, he puts that part around Beryl's leg and folds it as far as it can go. he then gets onto the middle turnbuckle. ROSS: MY GOD NO!!! [Triple H then jumps off of the turnbuckle, his foot landing on the seat, forcing the chair to fold against Beryl's leg HARD and FAST, therby hurting her leg, nearly BREAKNG some of the bones IN the leg, but he DIDN'T] MY GOD, DID YOU HEAR THE BONES SNAP!! MY GOD, AND AUSTIN NOW, COMING TO, AND HE HASN'T SEEN THIS YET!! TRIPLE H NOW, AND AGAIN, TO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!! THIS IS ENOUGH!!! AND TRIPLE H....NO, NO ,NO!!! [he does it again!! this time, you can HEAR the bones snap apart, as Beryl's leg is hurt real bad, if not BROKEN] My GOD, Beryl's leg has gotta be SHATTERED into a MILLION pieces, King!! Triple H goes up AGAIN, and NOW when he does it, the leg is heard snapping damn near in half, and the sound of it is downright SICKENING!! ROSS: MY GOD, COME ON!! THIS IS ENOUGH!! Beryl is heard screaming in pain from the leg in which Triple H has tried to break!! Her screams echo all through the arena from the cries. Her screams would bring a person's EAR begging for MERCY, as she is screaming bloody MURDER!! And then, to the stomach turning surprise, Triple H is gonna do it AGAIN!! ROSS: HE'S TRYING TO PERMANITLY TAKE BERYL OUT OF THE GAME!! COME ON...WAIT A MINUTE!! STONE COLD HAS NOW SEEN THIS, AND NOW...KICK TO THE MIDSECTION AND NOW TO THE NEAR SIDE!! MILLS LANE IS STILL DOWN AND OUT HERE, AND TACKLE FROM AUSTIN!! BERYL, WITH SICKENING CRIES AND SCREAMS HERE, AS YOU CAN IMAGINE THE PHYSICAL HELL SHE JUST WENT THROUGH!! THE CHAIR IS OFF OF HER LEG, BUT THE CONDITION OF HER LEG IS NOW UNCERTAIN!! AUSTIN NOW...BERYL'S TRYING TO GET BACK UP!!! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! MILLS LANE IS STARING TO COME TO, AND AUSTIN......STUNNER TO TRIPLE H, AND TRIPLE H HIGHTAILS IT, BUT BERYL IS TRYING TO STAND ON ONE GOOD LEG HERE, AND NOW SHE HAS AUSTIN AND....ANOTHER PSYCHADELIC DRIVER!!! HOWEVER, SHE CAME DOWN HARD ON THAT INJURED LEG THERE, AND SHE IS DOWN, AND NOW, MILLS LANE....WE HAVE A COVER, THOUGH!!! WE HAVE A COVER!!! MILLS LANE IS GOING OVER TO MAKE THE COUNT!! 1...................................... 2.........................................3!!! 3!!!!! 3!!!! [Mills Lane calls for the bell to end the match, and the Negaverse music starts playing] SHE'S DONE IT!!! WE HAVE OUR FIRST CWF CHAMPION, BUT SHE FOUGHT LIKE HELL TO GET IT!!! FINKLE: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW CARTOON WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPION, QUEEN BERYL!!! ROSS: AND SHE IS AS DESERVING AS SHE CAN GET OF THAT HONOR!! MY GOD, SHE HAS A GOD DAMN BROKEN LEG!! SHE COULD HARDLY STAND ON IT IF SHE EVEN COULD, AND SHE'S ORUR FIRST WORLD CHAMPION!! KING: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! IT TOOK FOUR, COUNT 'EM, FOUR PSYCHADELIC DRIVERS TO FINALLY PUT STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN AWAY!! ROSS: AND FINALLY, BERYL HAS DONE IT!! ANOTHER LIFELONG DREAM HAS COME TRUE HERE!!, AND MILLS LANE, THE TRUE GENTLEMEN THAT HE IS, IS HELPING BERYL BACK UP, AND NOW HE'S GIVING HER THE CWF CHAMPIONSHIP BELT, AND IT'S HER'S!! SHE WENT THROUGH FOUR WEEKS OF HELL AND HIGH WATER TO GET THAT BELT!! SHE HAS A BROKEN LEG AND SHE'LL PROBABLY NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!! BUT GOD DAMN IT, IT WAS WORTH IT!! IT WAS SO MUCH SO WORTH IT, BECAUSE LOOK AT WHAT IT HAS GIVEN HER!! IT HAS GIVEN HER WHAT SHE HAS RIGHT NOW, WHICH IS A MARK IN THE HISTORY BOOKS!! THE FIRST CWF WORLD CHAMPION, QUEEN BERYL!! AND LOOK, SHE CAN HARDLY STAND ON HER OWN TWO FEET!! HER WHOLE BODY'S GOTTA BE A MESS!! EVERY BONE OF HER BODY HAS GOTTA BE GOING THROUGH AGONY!! AND STONE COLD IS GETTING BACK UP, AND NOW AUSTIN IS BACK UP, AND BERYL IS SEEING HIM!! WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NOW?!! They see each other, and then Austin asks for some Stevewisers!! He takes two, and, as his way of saying "you gave me a hell of a match!!", he gives her a Stevewiser!! In her agony, she is able to pop the top off, and start drinking!! Austin then opens his HIS way, and then starts to do the same!! The fans cheer this, as Austin makes his exit!! ROSS: RESPECT FOR EACH OTHER HERE, AND QUEEN BERYL, ALTHOUGH SHE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A VILLIAN IN THE SHOW SAILOR MOON, ALTHOUGH SHE WASN'T LIKED IN THE VERY BEGINNING, SHE WAS ABLE TO COME TO THE CWF!! SHE WAS ABLE TO GET QUOTE ON QUOTE "OVER" WITH THE FANS, AND NOW, AFTER ALL OF THAT, AFTER MANY PEOPLE HAVE GOTTEN SED TO BERYL BEING THIS WAY, SHE HAS NOW BECOME THE TOP PLAYER OF THE GAME!! SHE IS THE CWF CHAMPION!! WE WILL SEE YOU AT UNFORGIVEN!!! SO LONG EVERYBODY!! They OFFICIALLY go off of the air!!! _________________________________________________ ______________ I made this extra long on PURPOSE (this IS a Pay-Per-View event, you know)!! I tried to make this as quick-paced as possible, though!!! What did you think about it!! E-Mail me with your thoughts!! darkpowrjd@aol.com!!! 'Till next time, I'll be starting to take "orders" for Unforgiven!! And don't forget about that look for a place for CWF Smack Down!! AHH!!! I'm DONE!!!