Sailor Moon Super Special Story 
					By Danny Chen 	
	
Disclaimer: Any and all of Sailor Moon's characters, events and other stuff are copyrighted by Naoko Takuechi, Koei Animation, Kodansha, DIC and other companies. Any Dragonball characters belong to Akira Toriyama and his crew, and any other further characters that I use are owned by whoever owns them and believe me, there are too many for me to look for and write down. Any other characters that are not Sailor Moon or Dragonball or anything belong to Danny Chen. So, don't use them without my permission. I personally rate this R for whatever reasons ( violence, hentai, language and whatnots). Enjoy.


Prologue: This is actually a continuation of my first story, which made absolutely no sense, but it gave me some motivation for this nine part series. Since you don't know what will be going on in the beginning, there is this kid known as the kid. He is a Saiya-Jin and he kills Tuxedo Mask, almost kills Beryl, kills Artemis, almost kills Luna and is much different now than he was before, which I will not explain. The kid has the hots for all the Senshi, and he is a bit abusive on the foul language. He doesn't know how Ryo Urawa looks like, so he's gonna get mad if his face is blown up or whatever. Soooo.....enjoy.


Chapter 1: Fusion Waza!!!!

The mysterious kid is across the street from the Juuban Junior High School. He waits patiently as the girls get out.
" So, where are you headed?" Ami asked Makoto. 
" I'm gonna hang out at Rei's. For some reason, Luna's not around these days." Makoto said. 
" Artemis can't make it. He's dead." Minako said, looking down.
The two girls cried out, " What?!"
" Some kid threw him out the window. I don't know what he wanted." Minako said.
" Yeah, some kid came to my house. He's really weird. Who is he?" Makoto asked
"Hey, you fucking bitches! Over here!" The kid runs over to them, and keeps a safe distance. " I hear that you've been talking about me!"
" Oh, brother. Get lost!" Minako shoved him aside and continued walking. The kid grabs her arm. Makoto reaches and throws the kid aside. Ami stood and watched.
" So, tough girls, huh? I see that I have to use my more advanced attacks. Get ready, for I possess the power of the..." The kid charges up, and then shouts out, " HADOKEN!!!" A beam of light speeds at the three girls. They all get hit.
" Ha ha ha!!! You stupid morons!" The three get up and start pounding on him. 
" Hey! Ouch! You fuckin'! ARRGH!!!" He suddenly undergoes a transformation. His anger triggers him to turn into a Super Saiya-Jin! His hair turns yellow and his eyes turn green!
" Alright! I'm gonna annihilate you all!" the kid shouted. Suddenly, Ryo Urawa runs and grabs Ami out of the way. The other two girls get out of his range. 
" Oh, fuck you!" He blasts Ryo and he is bleeding like hell. 
" Ryo!" Ami wraps her arms around him. Super Saiya-Jin Kid notices that the person was Ryo and hurries over to him.
Unfortunately, Ryo's face is blown to bits. Only an eye can be seen.
" You fuck! Why did your face have to burn away! Now I'll never know how you look like!" He kicks him and throws him into the street. A car runs him over, but the guy doesn't seem to care. 
" Stop it!" Ami kicks him and repeatedly beats him on his face. A tiny drop of blood drips from an imaginary cut on his face.
" You bitch! You dare beat on me, you fuck?! Perhaps you would like to end up like him!" The Super Saiya-Jin kid points to Ryo. Crows begin to eat away at Ryo's flesh. Ryo gets up and stumbles towards the kid. 
" Get down!" A cop shoots the zombie Ryo that is heading for the kid. He shoots it until it dies. 
" Hey! Thanks for that!" The kid shakes the cop's hand.
" No problem. By the way, be careful. Those zombies aren't the only things running loose. I'm Leon Kennedy, R.P.D. officer."
" I'm Da...um.. some strange kid. I've just surpassed the limits of a normal Saiya-Jin warrior."
" Cool. I have some big weapons. Want some?" The kid nods his head. " Okay."
" I should be saving these for Claire, but what the hell. Take 'em!" Leon gives the strange kid his Mac-11 Submachine gun and Desert Eagle 50A.E. Magnum. 
" Thanks." The kid said. Leon leaves. The three girls are gone. " Oh, damn fuck! They're gone! Now I'll have to look for them again!" The kid reverts back to normal mode and walks down the street. There are some guys walking down his path.
" So, did you hear what happened to Mamoru? He bought those artificial roses and it didn't fly out as he planned it to." Motoki asked.
" Yeah. Buying cheap roses just to save a buck." Gurio said. They stop dead in their tracks when they see the kid. He holds out a pair of Kaioushin earrings. 
" Um, excuse me, but we'd like to get through please." Motoki asked politely.
" Don't open that fuckin' mouth of yours at me! Any friend of Tuxedo Dick is an enemy of mines!" He notices Naru-chan walking down his way.
" Hey you! The redhead bitch! Put this on!" The kid throws out one earring. Naru catches it.
" They'se gross looking. What is it, like five cents or something?" The kid snatches it out of her hands and pulls on her left ear. 
" Hey! Ow!" 
" Naru-chan!" Gurio runs over to her. But, as the kid puts the earring on, he attaches the other one to his right ear, allowing them to perform fusion! They both become Narukid-O!!! 
" Oh no! What has he done to you?! Where is Naru?!" Gurio  cried. Narukid-O Punches Gurio in the stomach and snaps his neck. 
" I's ain't gonna take tis crap from you!" Narukid-O gets into position, and executes the famous Shoryuken, or Dragon Uppercut, on Gurio. He is bleeding from the wide cut made from the Shoryuken. 
" You bully!" Gurio spat out.
" I'm sorry. Are youse talkin' to me?" Narukid-O kicks Gurio in the chest. He coughs up blood. 
" Bitch!" Gurio said before he died.
Narukid-O smashes the Kaioushin earrings and they go back to normal form. Naru runs away. The kid glances at Motoki.
" Hey you! Want to live?!"
 Motoki nods nervously. The kid continued, " I want you to do me a favor. See what I'm doing? Do the exact same thing. You think you can handle that, you dick?" Motoki watches the kid do the dance steps for the other fusion.
" Now, do it!" The kid and Motoki do the dance steps and they both perform the other fusion. They become: Kidoki!
Kidoki runs over to Ami's house. He bursts through the door.
" Motoki?" Ami looks closely and sees that this is not Motoki. 
" No, you blue haired bitch!" The kid stalls for thirty minutes and the fusion wears off. 
" What the?" Motoki looks around. 
" Shut up, you fuckin' bastard! You keep that damn mouth of your shut or I'll beat the living fuck out of you and any of your friends that's left!"
" Wait a minute! You killed Gurio!"
" You want to die too? Okay." The kid grabs Motoki by the neck and punched him in the face three times, then slams Motoki's head against the wall just to make sure that he was hurt.
" Let him go!" Ami grabbed her brand new microscope and hurled it at the kid. The kid gets hit and turns around. He drags Motoki and slams his head into the television.
" Hey! Stop fighting me! I didn't come here to for you to beat me up!" Ami kicks him and throws a right fist across his face. The kid is stumbling across the room.
" What do you want?! Can't you leave me and my friends alone?!" She grabs a chair and holds it in front of her.
" Look! I'm sorry for what I did in the past and whatever I did now! I've changed!" Ami lowers the chair.
" I'll make you a deal, just trust me, okay?"" Ami stops and lets the kid up.
" What kind of a deal?" Ami asked. The kid rubbed his cheek. Ami sure could hit.
" I've found out that my power level is equal to yours, and was trying to perform the ancient Fusion dance! I need you to dance for me!" Ami's expression says that she doesn't know what the hell he was talking about.
" I know that science and all that knowledge stuff interests you. Well, have you ever wondered how to fuse two people into a whole new person?!"" The kid went forward. Ami grabbed another chair and held it over her head. The kid continued, " Put the chair down! I'm not going to do anything, and to make sure, I'll dance with you!" 
" Um..okay. But this had better not be a trick." She said. The kid crossed his heart. Then, after they both successfully completed their dance, fusion takes place and they both become Kidami. Kidami has aqua blue hair, and is mostly the same as Ami except for the clothes. She took off the Persian-like vest that showed her chest and put some lab coat and glasses. Kidami wasted thirty minutes examining herself. The kid shook his head and yelled out, " Shit! I was suppose to control that body! Fusion doesn't work with you!" He ran away.
He ran over to Rei Hino's school and found her walking back to the temple. 
" Hey! Bitch! Over here!" Rei looked up and saw the kid.
" Oh, no! Not you. Are you going to show me some more crappy martial arts?" Rei walked over to him.
" Hells no! I have something much better. I need you to dance for me..." 
" Hentai! Get away from me!" Rei backed away.
" No no no! Not like that! I'll show you how to do it...."
" Pervert! Don't touch me!" She turned around. The kid explains , " No! I just want to show you the dance steps for, uh, 'Swift Bluejay Movement.' "  He performs the steps for the dance fusion. Rei laughs and mutters, " What a loser."
" This dance is proven to increase your strength tenfold and double your life span." He said.
" Yeah, right. Go get a life and if you can, a girlfriend." She shakes her head in pity.
" Will you go out with me?" The kid asked hopefully. Rei fell to the floor cracking up.
" That's hilarious! You're pretty funny!"
" Oh, shut up. The least you can do is dance with me." The kid gleamed as Rei gave in.
" Oh, all right. If that'll make you go away, then let's get it over with." She performed the dance fusion, and they became Kid-Orei!
Kid-Orei was a cheerleader like girl with red pompons. The problem was, like Ami, Kid-Orei's chest was showing. She quickly covered it with her arms and ran all the way to the temple. She threw the vest off and put on a short uniform and sneakers. She reached over and grabbed a pair of gorgeous looking but rare pair of earrings. Unfortunately, the fusion wears off and the kid grabs the earrings, which turns out to be the Kaioushin earrings! He stores it in his pocket for later use. Then he runs out.
Makoto Kino was in her house cooking up a storm. She looks over and finds the kid in her sofa. He waves at her.
" What the hell do you want?!" she cried out.
" Ever heard of the "Everlasting Cook's Longevity" ?" he asked.
" The what?!" Makoto asked. The kid shows her the steps for fusion, but Mako doesn't know what the result would have done.
" So you want me to dance this shit and I become the greatest cooker ever?"  The kid nods. 
Makoto places her arms around her hips. " Are you bluffing?" 
" Why would I do that? You know me." The kid gets her to do the Fusion Dance. Makoto and him perform the dance. The end result is a long-legged lady wearing the same vest and exposing her chest. Other than that, she also has on a chef's hat. Kikoto! Kikoto does nothing but makes the best and most delicious cakes, cookies and dishes ever. Then the thirty minutes are up and they both separate. The kid runs out.
He meets Minako Aino at the beauty parlor. He sees that Dance fusion won't work here, since there were too many people taking up most of the space. The women inside stares at the kid as he makes his way inside.
" What the hell are you looking at?! I'm here to see my wife, er, girlfriend! Is that so bad?!"  He walks over to Minako, who is under one of those machines. She looks up at him.
" Hey baby! I have something for you!" the kid yells.
" Please be quiet!" One of the hairdressers say to him.
" Leave us alone!"  The kid sticks his middle finger up at her. Minako grabs him and yells in his face, " What do you want?! You're embarrassing me!" 
" You don't have to scream. Now you've hurt my feelings. After all, I bought you these earrings and this is what I get." The kid tries to cry, but fails miserably. Minako's eyes light up when she sees the earrings. 
" Oh! They're beautiful! Thank you!" She puts one on, but the kid grabs the other one and puts it on him. They both merge together and become a glamorous movie star with long flowing hair and eyelashes. Minakid-O. However, is wearing a bulletproof vest with dark pants and boots. She looks at a mirror and makes a face.
" Like, yuck." She goes home and puts on a short, sparkly dress with high-heeled boots. She donned the Sailor V sunglasses, but shortly afterwards, Minakid-O takes off the Kaioushin earrings to put on some diamond earrings, but then the fusion wears off and the Kaioushin earrings are crushed when the kid falls on top of them. He runs out.
Usagi Tsukino was easy to find. She was at the arcades playing that stupid looking Sailor V game.
" Hey, Usagi! Come here!" the kid is at a Street Fighter versus Marvel Superheroes unit. A person walks up to it, but the kid made a threatening gesture and scared him off.
" What do you want? I'm busy!" Then, the monster in the game comes and kills Sailor V. " GAME OVER!!! WAAAAA!!!!"
" Shut up and come here!" The kid and Usagi play a game of SFvsMSH. 
" If you beat me, I buy you icecream. If I win, you have to dance with me, okay?" Usagi nodded and they both duke it out. Unfortunately, the kid's characters are much stronger than Usagi's and she loses.
" Okay, get ready, Usagi-chan!" Usagi, not comfortable with this, goes on with it and they become Kidosagi, a lazy, whiny girl with balck hair and black meatballs on her head. She is wearing the same vest that draws much attention. She takes it off and some of the males inside cheer. 
" Hey! Stop looking at her!" Motoki runs to Kidosagi and covers her with his apron. 
" Thanks." Stars fill Kidosagi's eyes. She looks at his head. " What's up with your head? Where'd the bandages come from?" Motoki explains. Kidosagi reverts back to the two. The kid sees Motoki, still alive. Motoki runs away screaming.
" What's with him?" Usagi asked. The kid shrugs.
" Want to go to the movies?" he asked.
" As if." Usagi turns away from him.
" We'll get some icecream on the way. My treat." Usagi wraps her arms around his waist and they both leave the arcades.

					

Guest appearance: Leon S. Kennedy, Resident Evil 2





Chapter 2: Sakura Densetsu


	It was three weeks later until the Sailor Senshi actually saw the kid again. Usagi, Ami, Rei, Makoto and Minako are walking down to the park to talk about stuff.
" So, have any of you've seen that kid lately?" Makoto asked. The girls shrugged.
" I hope he shows up soon. I wonder if he'll ask me out." Minako commented.
" It's pretty boring without him. He's the only guy that we know that's left after he killed Mamoru, Gurio, Yuuiichiro and Motoki." Makoto said.
" Wait a moment! Motoki isn't dead. He's still around, but I don't know where he is." Usagi said. The five girls sighed. They all sat down by a tree and continued talking.
" It was neat what he did with that dance of his. Two people forming to become one. That's amazing." Ami said.
" I really don't care if he shows up sometime or not." Rei said. 
	At the Juuban Junior High school, Haruna sensei had a new student coming to her class.
" Everybody, I'd like you to meet this very nice girl, Sakura." Sakura was a nice looking girl with short brown hair. She looked a bit like Ami. 
" Introduce yourself!" a voice from the back cried out.
" Shut up, whoever said that!" Haruna sensei smiled and said to Sakura, " Do you care to introduce yourself?"
" Yes, Haruna sensei." Sakura faced the class. " I don't know how I got here. I'm supposed to be in Street Fighter Alpha and all games ahead of it. I love to fight and beat people up." She smiled. The class gulped.
" Well, that was interesting. Now class, our subject today is math." Haruna sensei began to write problems on the board.
	Sakura walked alone after school. She was hoping to make some friends, but no such luck. 
" Hey, you!" That voice would have sounded familiar to the Sailor Senshi, and they would have known it was the kid. 
Sakura turned around. It was a boy about her age, and he was looking at her like meat.
" Yes?" she asked. The kid came over to her.
" I see you go to that school." He said to her.
" And your point is?" Sakura snapped. The kid cracked his knuckles.
" I see that there's gonna be some rough stuff going on in about five seconds." The kid threatened. He raised his fist back, but Sakura launched what looked like a Dragon Uppercut. 
" Sho-oken!" She knocked the kid down. He got back up and rubbed his chin.
" You know the ancient dragon uppercut?! Only me, Ryu and Ken know how to do that!" the kid crouched low and cried out, " Shitsuzan, Shoryu Reppa!!!" Sakura was hit by a triple combination of Shoryukens. She fell to the floor.
Then, around the corner, Ami, Minako, Makoto and Usagi saw the kid.
" It's him! He's back!" Minako ran over and hugged him. The others hurried over to him.
" Let me go! I have to take this bitch out!" They looked up and saw Sakura, the new girl, messing with the kid.
" He's gonna get it!" Sakura said. 
" Wait up! You can't hurt him! He's our friend!" Usagi said. 
" Yeah, and we'll all take you on if that's what you want." Makoto got into a fighting stance.
" Maybe we shouldn't get too violent. I mean, someone could get hurt" Ami said.
" If you're too scared to fight, then go home to your mom." Sakura jeered. Ami's blood pressure raised.
" You bitch! I'll beat you up myself!" Ami ran to Sakura and they both engaged in a serious slap fight. Sakura raised her palm back and smacked her across the face. Ami slapped her back, then Sakura slapped her then Ami slapped her.
" This looks interesting." The kid said. Usagi and Rei's mouths drop open. Ami was really going to hurt her. Minako and Makoto grabbed his arm.
" Come on. You're coming with us. We're gonna have a serious talk about where you've been." Minako said, dragging him.
" Yeah." Makoto added.
" Arrgh! Take this!" Ami clenched her fist and punched Sakura so hard it knocked her out. She wiped her mouth and got up.
" Come on Ami. Let's go now." The girls and the kid left.


					


Special Guest: Sakura, Street Fighter Series



Chapter 3: Golden Opportunity


	" So, you were out hunting for Queen Beryl and had no such luck?" Makoto said. The kid nodded. Minako helped bandaged the cut on his chin.
" I could have gotten rid of her a long time ago, but Zarbon had to get into the fuckin' way." he said. 
" Zarbon?" Usagi asked, puzzled.
" He's a gay bum from Dragonball Z." 
" Oh." was all they said.
" I think it's sexy that a guy like you can hurt Queen Beryl." Minako said, getting all dreamy-eyed.
The kid looked at her, then at the others, and said, " Get the fuck out of here NOW!" 
" What?!" they all cried out at once. 
" Get out. We'd like to be alone now." he said. He smiled at her. This was his chance! Minako giggled.
" But why can't I be with you?" Usagi whined.
" Yeah, and what about me?" Makoto asked as well. The kid shook his head.
" I'll tell you later. Just get out now." The girls left muttering and grumbling. The kid sat beside Minako and began a conversation. 
" So, what do you wanna do?" he asked. 
" I don't know. Got a girlfriend?" she asked.
" No, but you can be mine starting now." he held her closer to him. She wrapped her arms around him.
" You have strong arms." She commented. She raised her lips to his. Before they knew it they both embraced in a passionate kiss that lasted until they couldn't breathe. The kid threw her off of him.
" Hey!" Minako cried out.
" I'm tired. Go away." He said. 
" Hmph!" Minako crossed her arms. She stayed where she was. 
" Didn't I tell you to get lost, you bitch?" 
Minako slapped him across the face and left. The kid exited the room and looked for Makoto. She was in the kitchen making a sandwich. The kid slipped his arms around her.
" Hey baby." He said. Makoto shoved him away from her.
" Leave me alone. I'm not in the mood for you right now." she said sternly. The kid backed away from her.
" Okay. If that's what you want then I'll leave. I don't have to see you any more." He ran out. Makoto chased after him.
" No! Wait! I didn't mean it like that! Come back!!!" She stopped slowly when she saw that the kid was nowhere in sight. Tears began to stream down her eyes. 
	Ami Mizuno was studying for that big science test next week. She hadn't been doing a good job since all those incidents with the kid. 
The kid climbed up her window and went inside. Ami turned around from her desk and saw him. She put down the book and shifted herself around so he was facing her.
" May I help you?" she asked. The kid grabbed her book and threw it on the bed.
" Quit studying. That test ain't for another couple of days. Why don't we have a little fun?" The kid began kissing her neck. Ami pushed him aside.
" Please, that's not necessary. I don't think..." She was lifted from the chair and placed on the bed. The kid picked up the book and held it in front of him.
" Want this book?" he asked. Ami stuck her hand out and tried to reach for it, but the kid grabbed her and held her in his arms.
" This is very inappropriate! Please let go of me." Ami got away from his grasp. She snatched the book and held it against her chest.
" I'm sorry kid, but you have to leave." She pointed to the window. The kid shoved his hands in his pockets.
" You're no fun." He said. The kid jumped down and ran to Usagi's house.
	Usagi Tsukino was lying in bed reading comic books. She didn't notice the kid enter.
" Hey! Wake up!" the kid shouted. Usagi fell down.
" What?! Huh?!" She picked herself up and saw the kid looking down on her. He helped her up.
" You scared me!" She hit him on his shoulder. 
" Doing anything?" he asked. Usagi placed her arms on her hips. 
" What happened with Minako? Not good enough for you?" 
" I got tired of her. You're way sexier than her." He reached for Usagi. She let herself go into his arms.
" So, what do you have in mind?" She teased. The kid ran his hands through her hair and undid the meatballs. He let the hair flow. Usagi applied small and quick kisses on his neck, then gave him full contact on the lips. The kid held her tighter and for the next ten minutes they made out. He left Usagi all tired on her bed.




Chapter 4: Death Hikawa-san!!!


	The kid stopped by Hino Rei's shrine. The two crows began squawking uncontrollably. The kid raised a fist to them.
" Shut the fuck up! I'm not here for you fucking birds! I..." 
" Yes, kid? What do you want?" Rei's voice startled the kid. He turned around and pointed his finger in her face.
" You! I need you to help me. I keep feeling a strange presence and it keeps coming whenever I pass this shrine." He lowered his hand. " Anything you'd like to tell me?" 
Rei sighed. " Come to the fire room. I'll ask the spirits to see what's screwing you up."  They both went inside and into the fire room. Rei kneeled down and closed her eyes. She began to speak.
" Oh, spirits, help me fi - mmmph!!!" The kid's mouth closed in on Rei's and he engaged in a lip lock. Rei shoved him off and slapped him twice across his face.
" You bastard! What do you think you're doing?!" The kid laughed and apologized.
" Okay, I'm sorry. But you have to admit, you didn't see that one coming, right?" Rei slapped him again. 
" Hentai!" she walked outside. The kid grabbed her arm. 
" Look, if you want, I'll take you out for ice cream. My treat." He smiled. 
" No." 
The kid scratched his head. " That always works for Usagi." He shrugged and left the shrine.
Meanwhile, Queen Beryl had summoned a monster that has the ability to control inanimate objects. 
" Okay. I want you to go and destroy that meddling kid and those Sailor Senshi he's with. I hope that you will not disappoint me." Beryl said. The monster, which has no true form, nodded. His entire body was translucent and can shape-change in size and shape. His target was the Hikawa shrine that the girls and the kid always go to. He could launch an attack by surprise. 
	" So the kid wants us to meet at the Hikawa shrine? What for?" Minako asked.
" I'm not sure. He says it's very important." Ami said while walking. They were going to tell Makoto and Usagi about the news.
" I hope that it'll be quick. I have more studying to do." Ami checked her watch. It was two-twenty. She would have to leave at four. 
" I wonder if he's still interested in me. The last time we were together he just tossed me aside and told me to get lost." Minako said. 
" How can you be attracted to him? He has no manners and he treats us like sex objects." Ami said disgustedly. 
" He does not! He just wants me to chase him around. You know, like playing hard to get." 
Ami rolled her eyes. She wished that she were in school learning or in her room studying. 
	The shape-shifting monster crept up from behind the shrine and absorbed the energy into his body. He turned a dark green color and grew bigger. His body expanded and covered the entire shrine. Rei, who was inside it, noticed that the walls were moving and the whole place was coming alive! 
" What's going on here?!" She cried out when the shrine formed into a humanlike thing with her inside. Death Hikawa-san was created!
" I hunger for...uh...cement! I need cement and concrete and, um, maybe a bit of those red tiles and the little rocks." Death Hikawa bellowed. Rei was desperately keeping her balance as she was inside the monster's belly.
" Help!!!" Rei was hopelessly in trouble since there is no one in sight. Suddenly, a speck was seen running towards it.
" Hey! Leave my girl alone!" The kid leapt up and drew out his special scissors. He struck Death Hikawa's right arm. It made a little crack.
" Fool! I shall crush you with my foot!" Death Hikawa brought his enormous foot down on the kid. He dodged it just in time.
" You fuck! Trying to kill me?! I will show you now damn mercy!!! Kamehameha!!!" A giant ki blast emitted from the kid and hit the monster. Death Hikawa stumbled and fell down. The kid jumped onto him and ran to Rei. He stopped in front of the monster's belly and shot out a small ki blast. He punched it open and carried Rei out. 
" You saved me!" Rei planted a kiss on his cheek. The kid shoved his mouth in Rei's and rewarded himself with his own special kiss. Rei slapped him and walked away.
" Hmmph!" She dusted herself off.
" Damn! I save her life and I can't even get some?" Just then, Minako, Makoto, Usagi and Ami hurried over to the kid.
" What happened here?" Ami asked. 
" Are you free?" Minako asked.
" Wanna do something later?" Makoto asked.
" Still want to go to my room to, er, to study?" Usagi asked. The others rolled their eyes. The kid shook his head.
" Sorry, but I think Ami would like to go see a movie or something. She's too caught up in schoolwork. So, what do you say?" The kid and the others looked at her. 
" Um, why not? It might be fun." She said. Ami and the kid walked away from the others, who were planning something to get him back.



Chapter 5: Mercury Rising


	It was a bright sunny day out. The five girls were planning to go on a romantic walk with the kid, but he wasn't around. He seemed to be avoiding them for many days now.
" Where could he be? I can't waste such a beautiful day. I'm going to the park alone if he doesn't show up." Makoto said.
" Maybe Ami did something to him on their date a week ago. Let's go get her." Minako suggested.
" Yeah. Why did she suddenly decided to go out with him anyway? She hates him." Usagi said suspiciously.
"Let's go find out!" Minako and Makoto both said. The trio ran to Ami's house and practically broke down her door. 
Ami went to see what was going on.
" Oh! It's just you three." She said.
" Who did you think it would be? The kid, perhaps?" Usagi said without looking away from her.
" What? I haven't seen him after we left the movies." Ami said. 
" And why did he leave all of a sudden? What exactly did you do to him?" Makoto blamed.
Ami couldn't believe what her friends were saying. " I-I don't know! What are you saying?" 
" Let's back it up a bit." Minako said. " What happened at the movies?"
Ami began to think. " Oh, we were watching some movie about cops. He asked me if I wanted anything to eat, and I told him no. He put his arm around me, which I didn't like, so I told him to stop. He did." 
" And? What happened after that?" Minako asked impatiently.
" He watched the movie because he didn't want to waste eight dollars. But before the movie started, He was trying to kiss me. I was trying to get away from him."
" If that were only me." Usagi said.
" Go on." Makoto said.
" Well, We were watching the movie and he was asking me every five minutes if I was enjoying it. I said yes, and every so often the people in front of us told us to be quiet." Ami paused for a breath. She continued, " Then he would shout out, cursing at them. The man would turn around and try to shut him up himself, but the kid would tell him to turn around and watch the movie. Like he was threatening him."
 " He's really brave, taking on a man bigger than him." Usagi said with hearts coming out of her eyes.
" At the end, he was attempting to make out with me, but I told him that I didn't want him to do that. The man that was shouting for us to shut up called out to him."
"Did they fight? Who won?" Makoto asked.
" It has to be the kid. He's soooo strong!!!"  Minako squealed.
" No, there was no fight. The man was laughing at him because I wouldn't kiss him. He started to kiss his date and that got him mad, and the two stepped outside and talked. That's when I found myself walking home alone."
The three girls' mouths dropped.
" I knew he should have gone with me! I would have given him twice what he wanted!" Minako cried.
" And I would have done the same too!" Makoto said.
" Nice going, Ami" Usagi said sarcastically. 
" I don't know what's the big deal. I didn't want to engage in any kind of activity." Ami protested.
" You make it sound like it was serious. Come on, Ami! He just wanted a kiss!" Minako said.
" Yeah, we all like him. What's the matter with you?" Usagi said.
Ami cried out, " But Rei doesn't like him!"
" Oh, if Rei recklessly went and fought Queen Beryl by herself, would you do that too?" Makoto said.
Ami was getting mad. 
" If you're going to keep this up, I'll have to ask you to leave. I have to do some homework!" The three left the house. Ami went back up to her room.
" Why did they get so mad at me for? I didn't do anything to him!" Ami said to herself. She began to flip through her books and started on the math. After a while, she couldn't concentrate. Her vision kept getting blurry, and all the problems were hard to see. She did miss him, and probably shouldn't have made it so hard for him at the movies.
Maybe I should have given him a peck on the cheek. He was actually behaving that time. I feel so stupid. Tears began to form and Ami felt like crying. She sat down on her bed and held her pillow. She began to cry into it. 
What if he's never coming back? My friends won't speak to me ever. 
The next day, Makoto, Minako and Usagi didn't talk to Ami. They stayed away from her like she was bad luck or something. Ami pretended that she didn't care. She went to the lake and fed the birds there. Ami sighed. She didn't feel so good. She really wanted to be back with her friends. She left the lake at eight o-clock. 
When Ami got home, she immediately went upstairs to her room. She decided to write a letter saying she was sorry for what she did. Ami thought on how to begin.
" Hey Ami!" The kid jumped in her window. Ami dropped her pencil and ran over to him. She wrapped her arms around him so hard he couldn't breathe.
" Hey! Let go, Ami!" The kid backed up a bit. He looked into her face and saw that she was crying.
" What's wrong?" he asked. Ami faced him. 
" Oh, kid! The others won't speak to me! I thought that I was reason you were avoiding us, and they were blaming me! I...I..." She buried her face into his shoulders and cried. The kid held the back of her head and brought her closer to him.
" Listen Ami. I wasn't avoiding anybody. I had a great time with you on our date. I just wasn't around because I needed some time alone with my other friends. I was going to come back for you girls." The kid held her chin. Ami sniffed.
" I had a nice time with you too. I just thought that since I was being too uptight and stubborn I didn't realize you were acting mature. I really admire that." She smiled and wiped her eyes. The kid laughed.
" I knew that the only way you would go out with me is if I'd be a perfect gentleman. Except for the cursing and threatening gestures, I treated you with respect, didn't I?" he asked. 
Ami let him go and sat down on her bed. The kid walked beside her.
" I know I was acting foolish at the movies, and I want you to have this." Ami kissed him on the lips, and she held him while doing so. The two fell down on the bed and continued. The kid raised his arm back and shot out a tiny ki blast that turned out the lights. 




Chapter 6: Kid Daimaou


	After what happened with Ami and the kid, Usagi, Minako and Makoto grew jealous. They planned to spend as much time with him so he wouldn't have any with Ami.
" So, where do you want to go next?" Minako asked, clinging onto his arm. The kid suddenly clutched his chest. 
" Oh, damn!" He let go of her and held his stomache. Bystanders began to look at them.
Minako grabbed his arm. The kid thrusted his arm back and let out a bloodcurling scream.
" AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!" The kid's back was expanding, then a face could be seen protruding out from it. The kid fell to his knees, and Minako went to his aid.
" What's wrong?! Are you okay?" The kid's eyes were turning white, and fangs were appearing on his mouth. As it seemed, another person was emerging from the kid. It fell down and looked around. The original kid was out cold. Minako gasped.
" W-who are you?" The thing looked at her and revealed the kid's face. He ran away. Minako desperately tried to get help. She whipped out her communicator and dialed the other girls.
" Yes, Minako. What is it?" Ami asked. Minako yelled into the speaker thing.
" Get the others! Five blocks from Hikawa Shrine ruins! Come quickly! There may not be enough time!!!"
	As soon as the call was made, all five senshi were gathered to the place where the kid was down and unconscious. 
" What happened to him?!" Usagi cried.
" I-I don't know. I was walking with him thirty minutes ago when something came out of him. It was so horrible!" Minako covered her face with her hands.
" Well, if what you're saying is true, then where is the blood? He must have bled if something just came shooting out of him." Rei wanted to know.
" Look. We'd better get him somewhere safe. We don't know what's going to happen to him out here." Makoto said. They all lifted him up and carried him to Usagi's house. They placed him on the bed and put a wet towel on his forehead.
" I hope he's going to be all right." Ami said worriedly. 
" He's strong. He'll hold on...for us." Makoto assured her. Usagi began to cry.
" Why did this have to happen to him? He's the only thing we've got!" Rei slapped her across the face.
" Usagi, shut it! Whatever came out of him probably isn't good. He could be as strong as the kid, and become a monster." Rei said sternly.
" So what are you saying?" Ami asked. Rei pulled out her transformation stick.
" It's time for some Sailor business!" Makoto nodded. Ami pulled hers out. 
" I think one of us should stay here while we're going to fight this demon. That way we'll know if he's awake." Rei said. 
" I'll stay!" Usagi offered.
" No! You have to come with us. You're the leader." Makoto told her.
" Oh, that's not fair!" Usagi whined. 
" Listen, I'll stay. You four can go on ahead without me." Minako suggested.
" Now wait a minute!" Makoto and Usagi both said. 
" Guys! I'll stay! You know that nothing will happen between us, so just go!" Rei ordered. 
" Right." 
The four girls went outside and began to transform.
" Moon Crystal Power, Make Up!" 
" Mercury Star Power, Make Up!"
" Jupiter Star Power, Make Up!"
" Venus Star Power, Make Up!" 
At the end, there stood four of the five Sailor Senshi. 
" Well, it's been a while since we've become Sailor Senshi." Mercury commented.
" That's because the kid has been fighting for us when we should have been fighting for ourselves." Jupiter said.
" He's so dreamy!" Moon and Venus both exclaimed. 
Just then, around the corner, something blasted out at them.
" What the heck!" Jupiter said, surprised. Mercury activated her visor.
" It appears that we've found the creature. He's heading our way!" The girls scattered. The monster stopped abruptly at the center, trapped between the surrounding Senshi. The girls couldn't believe it. It was the kid!
" Y-you?" Jupiter stammered. The kid laughed.
" I am Kid Daimaou. You probably recognize me as that fool."
" Daimaou? I've heard about a Piccolo Diamaou." Minako said. 
" Piccolo Daimaou was the evil half of Kami-sama, the creator of the earth's dragonballs. Like him, I was formed when the kid cleansed himself of the evil in him. If I die, he dies." Kid Daimaou said.
" So, he's still...?" Moon said.
" Precisely. Fortunately, you can't kill me. I will just remerge with kid. Either way, I win." He jeered.
" But, didn't you say that if you die, he dies?" Mercury asked.
" If I die, nothing will happen to him. I will just be reborn to ensure his life. I am the key to his survival." Kid Daimaou explained.
" So what's the point of you splitting from him?" Venus asked.
" This doesn't make any sense! Let's go home!" Usagi complained.
" I am here to challenge you to a fight. Tell kid if he wakes up to meet at the Tenkaichi Budokai. He's assigned to be there, as well as you Sailor Senshi." Kid Daimaou left. The Sailor Senshi changed back their street clothes. They arrived at Usagi's house. The kid was awake, and he was chasing Rei around the room.
" Get him away from me!" she cried.
" Hey! Where'd you guys go? I got so bored." The kid asked. 
" We met Kid Daimaou. He wants you to go to the Tenkaichi Budokai with us." Ami told him.
The kid thought for a second. " Don't want to go."
" Well, why not? I'm certain that you'll beat everyone there." Minako said, getting closer to him.
" Every time the winner always comes out to be Son Goku. I'm never gonna beat him." The kid said.
" Oh, come on! You'll win. If you do, I'll give you my special prize." Minako winked at him.
" No way! I am not humiliating myself at the tournament. I'd b better off here." He went and left the house.
" What do you think is bothering him? He's always confident." Makoto asked.
" This is what you and you're studying has done to him! Thanks Ami" Usagi accused.
" Now wait up! We can't go around blaming anyone. If he doesn't want to go, then we can't make him. Let him do what he wants." Minako said. The others agreed.
	That night, the kid went to Minako's for the night. He wanted to talk to somebody about the Tenkaichi Budokai. Minako got into her nightgown. She crawled into the bed with him.
" So, wanna play tonight?" she pounced on top of him. The kid moved aside.
" Listen, the only reason I'm not going to the Tenkaichi Budokai is because I'm banned from there for excessive cursing and bad language."
" That sounds corny. Now, stop being so serious and kiss me." Minako pressed her lips against his. Ten minutes later they fell asleep.




Chapter 7: Tenkaichi Budokai-yay!!!


The next morning, Minako found herself alone in the bed. The kid was gone. She got up and went to take a shower. 
The kid was outside practicing his moves for the tournament. Minako came outside and watched him. The others were watching as well.
" So, you're going to the tournament?" Usagi asked.
" Yeah. I found out that you could go pretending to be someone else. Like Jackie Chung or Ma Junior. I've decided to go as a person called Danny Chen.
" Well, good luck!" Usagi, Makoto, Minako and Ami gave him a kiss on the cheek. The kid looked at Rei.
" Aren't you gonna give me a good luck kiss?" he asked. Rei laughed.
" I'd rather eat shit than kiss you." 
" I don't care. I'm getting a kiss from you anyway." The kid grabbed Rei and got into a ferocious lock. Rei tried to get her lips away. The kid let go.
" I'm off!" He dashed to the battle ground. Rei wiped her mouth.
" Oh! I hate him! How can you guys stand him?" she said.
	The kid, under alias Danny Chen, was permitted into the tournament. He saw Kid Daimaou under his code name, Crepe Suzette. 
" So, you've arrived." Crepe looked behind Danny. " Where are the Sailor Senshi? I told them that you were to come together." Danny shrugged.
" They didn't want to come. I can't stop them." Danny said.
" That is unacceptable. I will challenge you myself, in their place! Get Ready!" Crepe slid his feet apart. He let out a cry.
" Shinkuu Shoryu-Ha!" He did a triple uppercut that shot out massive ki blasts as well. Danny was knocked down.
" Damn you! Take this!" Danny raised hi arms back and cried out, " Genki Dama!!! Kill this bastard!!!" He let the Genki Dama fly out and killed Crepe Suzette/Kid Daimaou. 
" Well, that was pointless. I came here and I don't feel like fighting in the tournament. I'll just tell the girls I was disqualified for being late." The kid went back home. The girls all asked him what he did and how come he was back so soon. The kid lied to all the questions.



Chapter 8: Kid meets Guy

The kid decided to spend the morning alone with Makoto. He was already done with Usagi and Minako. Rei, hell, she wouldn't want to do shit with him. Ami wanted to stay home reading that book of hers and the only person left for the week was Makoto. The kid ran to her house.
" Hey Makoto! It's me!" the kid said. Makoto opened the door and grabbed him. She practically hauled him in.
" I'm glad you stopped by! Here. Try these." She handed the kid some fresh brownies.
" Am I suppose to eat these?" Makoto gleamed and nodded. The kid nervously bit into one. It was pretty good. He chewed and swallowed. 
" So? How are they?" She sat beside him. The kid knocked down the plate and grabbed Makoto.
" Hey! What did you do that for?!" Makoto cried out.
" You know why I came here." The kid held Makoto and tried to kiss her. She pushed him down and stood up.
" You wasted a perfectly good batch of brownies! After all that work!" She stormed into the kitchen.
" Well, if you don't want to fool around, then I'll just leave! I can make out with someone else!" Makoto stopped him before he could reach the door.
" No! Don't go! You can stay here if you want." The kid sat down while Makoto went and cleaned up the kitchen. She went inside her room and closed the door.
" I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Don't peek." She took off the apron and put on a chef's hat. Along with a short skirt and tight blouse, that was all she had on. The kid went inside. Makoto was lying on the bed, motioning with her finger to come closer.
" I only have one hour. Is that enough for you?" the kid asked.
" Yes, and we shouldn't waste a minute of it." She dragged him by his shirt and kissed him. The kid ran his hands through her hair. He let his lips run down her neck and began removing her blouse. Suddenly, Luna jumped into the room and scratches the kid. The two let each other go and faced Luna.
" Luna! Why'd you do that? We only have fifty more minutes to go because of you!" Makoto said angrily. She fixed her shirt straight and waited for an answer.
" What?! I've been missing for months because of that kid! This is all you have to say? Where are the other Sailor Senshi?"  Luna shouted.
" They're okay. Now, can we please get back to our love-making time?" The kid stepped in front of Luna.
" You stupid cat! Go to an alley where you belong!" 
" And you go back into the street where you belong!" Luna shot back.
" Are you calling me a bum?" The kid kicks Luna up and grabs her. He hurls her out a window.
" Okay, Makoto. Only forty minutes left." They began to grab each other. 
	Later that day, the kid takes a short walk and meets up with Usagi,
" Hey Usagi." The kid said. Usagi runs over to him.
" So, where were you this morning? The girls and I were going shopping, and we managed to get Ami to go with us!"
The kid shrugs and says, " Just hanging around. What you get?"
Usagi pulls out a white dress and shoves it in front of his face.
" Isn't this sooooo pretty! And look at this!" She takes out a black mini skirt. Usagi drops the bags she was holding and shows it to the kid.
" If you want, I can wear this if you feel like going somewhere today." She said hopefully.
" I don't know. I was kind of in the mood to talk with all the girls today."  Usagi picks up her bags and storms off. Just then, some guy ran towards them and grabs Usagi's purse. He knocks her down and runs away.
" Hey!" she cried out. The kid glares at the man and dashes in search for him. 
He ran down a crowded street and sees the guy. He is headed for the glass building. The kid fires out a mini kamehameha, then powers up for a super hadoken. 
" Hey you! Get back here with my girl's purse!" The guy looks back and sees that the kid is catching up on him.
" You won't get me!" He takes out the transformation stick and breaks it in half. The kid gasps and sees that the guy was taking a jewel inside the stick.
" Yes! I have the last piece of the Moon Kingdom Crystals!" He jams the thing into a strange looking device. A small vortex opens up, and then grows bigger. The guy jumps inside and the kid follows. Unfortunately, the kid is sent flying back.
" No! What is going on?!" The kid sees a figure being shaped out from the sky. A tall and mysterious looking woman appears and comes towards the kid. She is wearing a dark green fuku and Sailor uniform.
" Who the fuck are you?" the kid demanded. The woman turns out to be Setsuna, Sailor Pluto. 
" I have to speak with you and the rest of the Sailor Senshi." She said deeply. The kid gets up.
" Look lady, I don't know who you are, and I don't care if you are a freakin' Sailor Senshi. I want to know what the hell is going on!" Pluto raises her staff up and teleports them to the Sailor Senshi.
" Sailor Pluto!" They all cried at once. The kid gets away from her.
" Sailor Senshi. Something urgent has occurred."
" Is Queen Beryl attacking us? He can take care of her." Usagi pointed to the kid. Pluto shook her head.
" Beryl is dead. Someone has killed her, and is planning to get rid of you. For the sake of the Moon Kingdom and Planet Earth, this maniac must be stopped!"
" But what has this got to do with me?" The kid asked. Pluto looked at him.
" You have a connection with the trans-dimensional gateway created. When you jumped in, you have absorbed part of the hole, making your body a living portal." Pluto said.
" But what exactly is going to happen if we don't stop him?" Ami asked.
" Time and space will be in chaos. The entire universe will be constantly changing and eventually collapse on itself. Many planets will die and cause the infinite space to suck itself in." 
" But he wants to use that device to kill you all." The kid crossed his arms. " So I have to stop him before he gets to us, that is, when you girls first became Sailor Scouts."



Chapter 9: Final Fight



The kid had to do something to stop from letting that guy destroy his five girlfriends. He knew that Fusion would help increase their strength. But there was only one problem. The kid was the only person that could actually go in the portal. His body could produce enough energy to save him from being vaporized when coming in contact with the gateway. The girls in the past wouldn't have been strong enough to perform fusion with him. But, he could teach them to perform Dance Fusion.
The kid nodded grimly at Pluto. She activated her time staff and created an exact clone of the portal. The kid looked back at the girls. Minako ran to him and gave him a kiss. The kid turned around, and jumped in.
	He felt himself being pulled a hundred miles an hour. How long did it take to go back a couple of years back? About five minutes.
The kid fell down on the street. He recognized this place. He was standing in front of Juuban Junior high school. The girls school.
" I'd better find Usagi and the rest. That guy could get then any minute now." The kid ran to the school, and found out that it was still closed, meaning he was too early.
" Shit! If Usagi isn't here, then she must be coming here. I have to find her!" The kid searched for the girls, but only succeeded in stumbling across Mamoru. 
" You! Where is Usagi?!" The kid asked. Mamoru got away from the kid.
" Usagi? Do you know the meatball head?" The kid nodded. 
" Where is she?"
" Probably still sleeping in bed. It's only six o-clock." Mamoru walked away.
The kid ran to Usagi's house. He climbed up her window and burst inside. The crash of the glass woke her up.
" Oh my god! I'm gonna be late for school!!!" She looked to the side and saw a strange kid in her room.
" What the?! Mom! Help me! Someone's in my room!!!!" The kid grabbed Usagi and covered her mouth. He jumped out the window and carried her to her school.
"Listen up. I'm going to let you go. You have to promise me you won't scream and run away. I'm here to save your life." The kid said. He let Usagi go.
" Help! Get away from me!" Usagi ran and tripped over a rock. She fell down crying. The kid hurried over to her.
" Shut up! I want you to tell me where Ami, Minako, Makoto, and Rei are. Got that?" Usagi looked at him like he was a crazy man.
" What are you talking about? Who's Rei? And Ami, Minako and Makoto? I don't know anyone by those names." She stammered.
The kid slapped his forehead. " They probably didn't meet each other till later. Just my damn luck!" 
He grabbed Usagi and dragged her off to an alley.
" Please, let me go! I didn't do anything to you!" Usagi whimpered.
" Look, Usagi. I'm not going to hurt you. I just need you to do me a favor."
" How do you know my name?" Usagi asked. The kid grabbed her by her shoulders.
" Listen up, and listen good! I'm not repeating myself, so I'm going to do this once only, okay?!" Usagi kept quiet. The kid continued, " What I need you to do is called the Dance Fusion. This will allow you to merge with me and become one person." 
" What are you talking about?" Usagi asked with fear in her voice.
" Arrgh! Just do what I do!" The kid showed Usagi the dance fusion steps. " Now, do this with me. And don't mess up!" They both dance, and become Kidosagi!
" Now, to find the rest of the Sailor Senshi!" Kidosagi flew off on the kinto cloud and headed into the one place where they might have found Rei. The Hikawa Shrine.
" Only fifteen more minutes till fusion is done. Then I will have to wait for another hour to begin the dance again!" Kidosagi sped up and finally got to the Shrine. He found Garndpa there.
" Hey! You!" Kidosagi's time was almost up. Grandpa turned around.
" Yes, sir, how may I help you?!" He scurried over to him. Kidosagi grabbed him and shook him around.
" Where is your granddaughter?! Where is Rei?! Tell me!" Suddenly, Kidosagi fused back and the two fell down.
" Damn it!" The kid ran into the shrine. He tore the place up looking for her. Usagi woke up and looked around. The kid was nowhere in sight and she started running away. The guy grabbed her. 
" Yes! The leader of the Senshi is in my grasp!"
" Help!!!" The kid ran outside and saw Usagi being carried off with the guy.
" Oh no you don't! Hadoken!" The kid fired a fireball and hit the guy. He dropped Usagi and turned around.
" Fool! I will kill her, and this will end the Sailor Senshi!!!" 
" No!" The kid's anger split him in two, and thus formed Kid Daimaou. They both turned into a Super Saiya-Jin. 
" Kid Daimaou! Help me!" The kid said. Kid Daimaou saw Usagi about to be killed by that guy.
" That man! We must stop him!" Kid Daimaou said. The kid nodded, and the two both ran to him. Kid Daimaou slammed his elbow back and sent the guy flying. The kid grabbed the guy and headlocked him. 
"Shin Tsurusen Ryuu Taiyou Ken!!!!" Kid Daimaou used the blinding attack he learned from Tenshinhan and totally damaged the guy's vision. The two continued to beat up on the guy until the device that created the portal fell out.
" Kid, Kid Daimaou! Get that device now!" Pluto's voice could be heard in the two's mind. The kid grabbed it and shouted out, " Now what?!" 
" Take the crystals out! This will take you to the present and restore the past!" Pluto's voice told them. Kid Daimaou shot the machine with a small fireball and the crystals fell out. 
" This is it. It's over!" The kid said.
" Yes. Now, we must go back to our time, kid!" Kid Daimaou said. The vortex opened up and the two waved good bye to the past Usagi. 




Epilogue: 

It had been three years since the attack on earth. Beryl's forces had overrun the earth and there was no hope for the planet. The incident involving the crystals had made Usagi never meet Luna, which meant that there were no Sailor Senshi to begin with. The kid and Kid Daimaou rescued the five girls, knowing that they had to fix this mess up. With the kid's body still containing the energy of the time vortex, they had one last attempt to fix the earth and destroy the forces of Beryl and any other bad guys.


	So, this was a weird story, wasn't it? I didn't plan on making this a normal Sailor Moon fanfic, so look for more violence, hentai, senseless comedy and...uh...strange people in the later series. I'm sorry if I slightly change the Senshi's personalities or make them stand around doing nothing when they should be fighting. So, just look for the next story, which I will post some other time for the answers to this beginning. If you have any comments or complaints or suggestions or anything, E-mail me at Chromium.worldnet.att.net. Tell me what you think.