Prologue: Last story was an Ami special. The rich Kasaki family moved to Tokyo. Their son Sei was taking Ami from Kid Daimaou, and this was the introduction of the Kid and Kid Daimaou's master, Tao. Secrets like the Kasaki men turning out to be Saiya-Jin warriors, the Kid's name being capitalized, the first appearance of Perfect Kid, the Refugees and that Ami is now Kid Daimaou's girlfriend were revealed. This time, the two Kids are perfecting the ancient Fuku-Removing Hentai Technique they created.


Chapter 1: Moonlight Transform!!!!

	Usagi and the Kid were walking on the beach together. They were hoping to have a romantic walk sometime, but the incident with the Kasaki boy delayed it for about two weeks. Usagi held Kid's arm and rested her head on his shoulder.
" Hey! Stop that! Your hair is flying into my eyes!" The Kid stooped and they sat down on the sand. Usagi wrapped her arms around the Kid.
" You know, it's been almost two weeks and we haven't had a walk like this." She said. The Kid grumbled under his breath, " Stupid Minako. Too caught up with Artemis, that bitch." 
" Did you say something?" Usagi asked. The Kid looked up. 
" Huh? No. I was admiring the, uh...moon. Yes, it's such a beautiful moon, that's right." The Kid said. Usagi leaned over and kissed him. The Kid held her closer. They continued kissing until the Kid began to feel weird. He looked up at the moon. It was making his body hurt. 
" Oh, damn!" The Kid pushed Usagi aside. He stared at the moonlight, as if mesmerized. His eyes began to turn white. His face was growing hair. 
" W-what's wrong? Kid?" she screamed when the Kid's clothes was being torn. His body glowed, then there was a bright flash. Usagi, opened her eyes. She saw a monkey-like man staring over her.


Chapter 2: Son Goku the Monkey King!

	Usagi let out a scream twice as deafening as the one before. She fainted. The Monkey King looked, then laughed. He did some sort of magic that lifted Usagi up. He twirled her around, then let her fall. She woke up, then fainted again. The Monkey King splashed some water on her. Usagi woke up again, then fainted again. Son Goku started slapping her face. Usagi stirred, then woke up and fainted again. Goku jumped up on the kinto cloud and flew around for a bit. He took out his staff and threw it down onto the sand. It grew longer and bigger. Son Goku jumped down and slid from the staff. He went back to Usagi.
" She's not waking up." The Monkey King poked at her with the stick. Usagi refused to wake.
" Wake up!" He poked at her harder. " Wake up! Wake up!" He poked her harder. Usagi moved a bit, then stopped.
He grew small and flew into her ear. He flew out of the other.
" Wake up!" Son Goku raised a giant tidal wave then let it fall on Usagi. She coughed and wiped her face. Usagi screamed and fainted again.
" No! Don't sleep!" Son Goku caught her. The sun was getting up now. The Monkey King was grasping on his head. The band there was tightening hard and it was killing him. 
" Ouch! Ouch!" He flipped over and writhed on the sand. There was a bright flash, then the Kid appeared. He looked over at Usagi. She was still on the sand. He ran over and kicked her. She didn't move. He slapped her face a little. He pulled on her hair. He yelled in her ear. He kissed her. He shook her. He threw sand in her face. He threw water in her face. He dragged her, then let her go. Usagi didn't wake up.
" Guess she's dead." The Kid turned the other way and began walking home. Usagi moaned, then opened her eyes.
" Kid?" she whispered. The Kid turned around.
" Oh! You're alive!" he ran over to her. Usagi slapped him on his face.
" You thought I was dead?! And you were going to leave me here?!" She kicked him, then noticed the tail on the Kid.
" W-what is that-that thing on your...ass?" Usagi asked. The Kid looked behind him and saw the Saiya-Jin tail.
" Oh, my tail. I turn into a giant were-monkey with that. I just have to look at the moon and..." Usagi yanked it off. 
" Hey! Ouch!" The Kid saw the tail in Usagi's hand. She threw it aside. 
" Kid, promise me that you'll never look at the moon again." She said.
" Okay." The two walked home.

Guest Star: The Monkey King

Chapter 3: Tuxedo Daimaou

	 Kid Daimaou was having no luck with Ami tonight. She wanted to finish that book of hers and then start studying for that test that was suppose to be taken months from now.
" Come on, put the book down." Kid Daimaou said. Ami held the book with one hand and held Kid Daimaou back with the other.
" Please leave me alone. I am trying to finish this book." Kid Daimaou tried to grab it away from her. Ami pushed him aside. She put a bookmark where she left off and closed the book. She folded her hands on her lap.
" What do you want?" she asked. Kid Daimaou wrapped his arms around Ami. 
" I'm bored. Get on the bed." Kid Daimaou said. Ami yanked herself away from him.
" You hentai!" 
" I didn't mean naked!" Kid Daimaou rolled his eyes. The Kid had to give him the personality that likes all the hard to get girls. " Why don't we do something you want to do." He suggested. 
" I'm not in the mood to do anything right now. I might want to study for the upcoming science test. You can help if you want, but no touching." Ami said.
" Sure." Kid Daimaou sat next to her. " What do I do?" 
" You can read out the questions, and see if I get it correct." Ami flipped over to the back of the book. " The answers are over her." 
" Whatever." Kid Daimaou faced her and read out a problem.
" He faced her and read out a problem.
" If liquid nitrogen and aluminum oxide is bonded with carbon and is heated at a temperature over five zillion degrees, uh, Fahrenheit, what is the end result?" Kid Daimaou read.
" What? Let me see that." She snatched the book from his hands and read. Kid Daimaou pulled out a hook and thin, but strong, thread.
" Read the first question again, and make sure it makes sense." Ami said. 
" Okay." Kid Daimaou read again, but his eyes weren't on the page.
" If liquid nitrogen and alum.." He looked at Ami's shirt.
" What?! Stop repeating what you said before!" Ami grabbed the book back and got up. The hook attached to her shirt ripped it right off her. Ami turned around, gasping. She covered her chest.
" You pervert!" She picked him up and threw him out the window. Kid Daimaou fell down on the bushes and spat out the leaves.
" Glad I could help you study!" He called. Ami threw out a microscope. Daimaou dodged it. He ran away in search for Rei. Maybe she could have some fun with him.
	Rei was already on a date with Mamoru. They sat down on a bench in the park and talked about some stuff.
" I had a really great time with you." Rei said to Mamoru. She rested her head on his shoulder. Mamoru leaned over to kiss her.
" Hey! Get away from her!" Kid Daimaou jumped over the bench and kicked Mamoru away from Rei. He blasted him with a hadoken. Too easy.
" What are you doing here?! You're ruining our date!" Rei shouted. Kid Daimaou faced her.
" Why the hell is he on a date with you? What could you possibly see in him that you can't see in me?" Daimaou asked.
" For starters, he's a mature 20-year-old man with great personality and a sense of humor, plus he's a great kisser with a really god damn gorgeous body." Rei crossed her arms.
" Is that all? I'm a Saiya-Jin warrior possessing the power of the the Genki Dama and Kamehameha blast, plus I have a pure heart and can ride on the kinto cloud and can fly, also I can upgrade my strength by nearly being killed."
" Oh? How about I upgrade it right now?!" Rei started pounding on Kid Daimaou. 
" Hey! Stop! That hurts!" Rei kicked his stomach with her knee and threw him across the other side of the park.
" Serves you right." She dusted herself and walked out. 
Kid Daimaou got up and shook his head. He looked around for Rei. She was crossing the street.
" Damn! I have to catch her!" Daimaou ran and followed her around. 
" Will you go out with me?" he asked her. Rei shoved him aside. He went up to her again.
" I'll take you out for dinner, at, um... McDonalds?" Rei rolled her eyes and continued walking.
" May you pleeeeeease go out with me?" Kid Daimaou pleaded.
" No! Stop bugging me and go away!" She ignored him.
" Okay then! There's a whole world full of girls out there! I'll just pick one of them!" Kid Daimaou turns and walks away.
" I don't care. Do whatever you want." Rei said. Reverse psychology was not working with this girl.
" You bitch! You could at least give me a good bye kiss since I'm leaving!"  Daimaou said. Rei punched him.
" Did I kiss too hard?" Rei asked, going inside Usagi's house.
" That bitch will be sorry she left me!" Kid Daimaou stood there for a minute, then went in through the window to Rei's room.


Chapter 4: World Destroyers: Kit and Pup!!!!

	The Kid and Kid Daimaou left Usagi's house in the morning. 
" Did you get some good sleep last night?" Kid asked.
" I don't know. I got stuck with Ami and Rei. What do you think?" Daimaou said.
" If you want, I could lend you Makoto for the day. I don't do that much with her anyway." The Kid offered.
" Would you?"
" Yeah. You deserve her after the incident with the two girls." Kid and Kid Daimaou continued walking to the temple of their master.
	Minako took a different route home from school that day. She looked over at the alley. There was something that caught her eye.
" Oh, where did you come from little kitty?" Minako picked up the cute little white kitten. It meowed at her.
" Oh, you're so adorable!" she cooed. Suddenly, a beam of light shone and something came out. It was a little white wolf pup.
Minako picked it up. " Another little critter?" Minako placed each of the animals in her schoolbag. She hurried home.
Minako found the names of the two on their collars. Kit, the white kitten, was restless and had a deformed right paw. Three razor-sharp claws retracted from it. Pup, the white wolf, had a spiked collar and a cute furry tail. He too was restless and wanted to play with Minako.
" I wonder what I should feed you guys?" Minako took out some milk for Kit. Pup should probably drink some water before she went out and bought some food for them.
" Artemis!" Minako called out. Artemis came out to her.
" Artemis, I want you to look after these two while I'm gone. Make sure they don't do any damage around the house." 
" Right." He said. Minako left.
	Artemis watched them play fight and wrestle with each other. It brought back memories. Suddenly, Kit and Pup stood still. They focused their attention on Artemis.
" What is it?" Artemis asked. That was a stupid thing to do, asking animals that can't understand him a question. Kit retracted the claws on his right paw and jumped on Artemis. 
Minako came home and found Artemis dead. His head had been torn off and his tail was chewed to bits.
" What happened here?" She looked over at Artemis. " Stupid talking cat. Can't leave him home without him getting killed. Why do I even bother with that lazy slob." The Kid jumped in through her window.
" Hey, Minako-chan. Doing anything?" Minako dropped her bags and walked over to him.
" Not really. What do you have in mind." She asked teasingly. The Kid carried her off to her room. Then he looked at Kit and Pup. The Kid drops Minako.
" Hey!" she cried out.
" Those animals, they're...!" he sputtered.
" They're adorable, aren't they?" Minako grabbed the Kid and tried to get him to her room. " Come on, they're not as interesting as what's going to happen in my room, now move!" She tugged at his arm.
" They're hungry!" The Kid grabbed a knife and made a large cut on his arm. He squeezed the blood out. Kit and Pup ran over to him and began lapping up the red fluid.
" What are you doing!" Minako pulled his arm from the kitten and wolf.
" Let go of me! I have to feed them!" The Kid said.
" With blood? They're not vampires!" Minako began to unbutton her shirt. " Look, if you want some, you come up right now or I'll leave you here with them and you can spend your time alone with these two!" Minako went upstairs.
" Kit and Pup, World Destroyers." Kid murmured under his breath. The Kid knew that if Kit or Pup died, their bodies would release a massive amount of energy capable of wiping out an entire planet. Human blood and flesh are the only things that can satisfy their hunger. He picked them up. 
" Pup, he eats human flesh. Where am I gonna get human meat?" The Kid took them outside and looked around for someone to kill. He spotted Mamoru's body sprawled on the ground.
" All right! Thanks Kid Daimaou. I can feed him to Pup." The wolf ran over and began to chow down on Mamoru's carcass. After he was finished eating, Pup and Kit began to wrestle each other. The Kid sat down and waited till they got hungry again.
" Kid!" A woman's voice echoed through his head.
" Who called me?" Kid said. 
" It is Setsuna." Pluto teleported him and the two animals to her.
" What do you want?" he asked. Setsuna motioned for him to look at some weird crystal ball.
" These animals belong to another person in another world. I shall have to give them back and apologize for any inconveniences." She said. Setsuna didn't know that the Kid was attaching a small hook on her. 
" Okay. I didn't really care about them anyway." They were sent back. 
" You may go now." Setsuna teleported Kid out. The hook tore off Setsuna's fuku. Fuku-Removing Hentai Manuever!


Chapter 5: Overdue...Returning...Checking Out

	Kid Daimaou borrowed Makoto from Kid. They sat down and made out with each other. 
" Daimaou, stop, I need to...to breathe." Makoto pulled her lips away from his. 
" How long has it been since we'd been doing this?" Kid Daimaou asked. Makoto counted, used her fingers, and said, 
" About a month now. Why?" 
" Shit! You're overdue! I hope Kid doesn't get mad at me!" he said.
" Kid? He lent me, a human being, to you? I'm not a library book!" Makoto said angrily.
" I know. I just couldn't get a date with either Ami or Rei and I wanted to spend some time with you for a while. The Kid said that it was alright and that I could borrow you."
" He did that for you? I always thought he was nice." Makoto said. She grabbed him closer and continued kissing him.
	A week later, Kid Daimaou walked around for a little while trying to look for some new chick to pick up. He spotted a pretty young woman with flowing aqua-green hair. She wore a white blouse and a dark green skirt. Kid Daimaou approached her.
" Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing, but you sure are very lovely, and...um..." The girl looked up at him.
" Huh? Did you say something?" she asked. Kid Daimaou sighed. He tried again. 
" I'm Ki- Ken. Ken, uh... Ken. I have no last name." He began.
" So, what do you want?" She eyed him and curled her face up. 
" I was wondering what a beautiful woman like you is doing here alone on a very lovely day like this." 
" I was wondering the same thing. My girlfriend was supposed to pick me up. She's obviously late."
The woman stuck out her hand. " I'm Michiru. Ken, was it?"
" Your girlfriend?" Kid Daimaou said. He backed away from her. 
" Yes. Is there something wrong?" Michiru asked.
" Your girlfriend? Don't you mean your boyfriend?" Kid Daimaou asked. Why does this girl have another girl as her love toy?
" No, I mean my girlfriend. I'm a lesbian." She looked at Kid Daimaou for a second. He looked surprised.
" Figures. Want to go out with me?" Kid Daimaou asked anyway.
" What?" She said.
" Are you free? I'd be happy to take you somewhere."
" You have got to be kidding. I already have someone in my life, and her name is Haruka." Michiru said.
" So? I won't tell her." He said. Michiru moved away from him.
" Come on. She's obviously not going to show up. I think it's time to date another person of the opposite gender." Kid Daimaou said. Michiru ignored him.
" Michiru, come on. What do you say?" Kid Daimaou asked.
" No!" She shouted.
" Yes?" Daimaou asked hopefully.
" No!" Michiru shouted again. She got up and moved away from him. Kid Daimaou followed her.
" Are you sure you don't want to go out with me?" he asked.
" Yes, I'm positive! Now leave me alone!" Kid Daimaou shrugged and left.
" Finally! That Ken was really starting to get on my nerves!" Michiru said to herself. Suddenly, Haruka's car drove by. She greeted Michiru with a kiss.
" I hope I didn't keep you waiting too long." Haruka said.
" No. I wasn't too bored." Michiru said.


Chapter 6: Ki En Zan Tiara, Sailor Senshi Moon!

	Usagi came home later that day and went to sleep. She woke up the next morning and looked out her window. There was a horrible monster on the pane.
" What the?!" The monster looked at her and punched the window. The glass cracked.
Usagi ran outside after transforming into Sailor Moon. She grabbed the Moon Scepter and beat the monster with it.
" Take this! And that!" The green creature tried to get away.
" Now, to finish this! Moon Tiara, Magic!" Sailor Moon threw the tiara. The tiara fell down. It never turned into the glowing disc.
" What happened here?" She tried again. The same thing happened. 
" Oh, fuck this." Sailor Moon raised her arm in the air. She moved in a circular motion and a giant glowing disc appeared over her head. 
" Ki En Zan attack!!!!" Moon threw the big ass moon tiara at the monster. It didn't die.
" What the hell?! It was suppose to be cut into thin slices!" Suddenly, two men in black arrived...


Chapter 7: Here come the Men in Black...

	Moon looked at the two as they examined the monster.
" J! Hold him down while I get a sample of his skin." The white guy took a piece of the monster. His partner, a young black man, held the monster down. 
" Okay. I have the sample. Let's get back to headquarters." K said. Sailor Moon tapped K on the shoulder.
" Who are you?" she asked. The two MiB agents took out their identification cards, showed Sailor Moon, then put it back in their jackets.
" We're health inspectors of the Health Department, Division Six. This is the cause of the poisonous tap water." K let the alien go.
" But it said on your card that you're a member of a secret organization known as the Men in Black, which protects the earth from the...scum of the universe?" Sailor Moon said. J looked at K. K looked at J. K and J put on some black sunglasses. K took out an object that looked like a pen.
" This, my friend, is a neuralizer. This will erase any memory of what happened here. Now, watch the birdie..." Sailor Moon kept her eye on the neuralizer. There was a bright flash. Sailor Moon stood there, dazed.
" J, handle this while I get the car started." K went into the LT-D.
" Oh, cool!" J said. He began, " Okay, you were talking to your cat when you heard a knock on your door. You go to open it, and no one's there. You go back to watching cartoons and eating chocolate. You.."
" That's enough J! You probably screwed up her mind. Let's go now." K and J went into their car and drove away. Usagi found herself in her room and talking to Luna.
" How are you doing, Luna?" she asked. Usagi took another bite of her chocolate bar. 
" Not so good. I think I have fleas." She scratched herself. Usagi continued to watch television while Luna did whatever cats do.


Guest Stars: Agents J&K, MiB


Chapter 8: Kids' Night at the Movies

	Kid and Kid Daimaou went out with all the girls to the movies. They decided to go do something together, and with everyone around, it was the perfect time.
" So, what's this movie about?" Ami asked. They all got in the tremendously long line.
" It's suppose to about this guy who goes to America to visit and these guys come and start making trouble with him." Kid said.
" Is there any love scenes or anything?" Usagi asked.
" I don't know. 'Jackie Chan, Rumble in the Bronx' doesn't sound too romantic to me." Kid Daimaou said.
" This should be a real drag." Rei muttered.
" Come on, it's our turn now!" Makoto said. They paid for their tickets and went inside.
" Now, get whatever you need to survive in this pitch-dark room so that you won't have to bug Daimaou or me while we're watching the movie. If you get too bored, leave us alone, touch each other or something, but don't bother us." Kid told them.
" What was the point of coming here then?" Minako said. They all got their food and drinks and went in the room. They got some seats so that they'll be right in front of the screen.
" Now, if you have to use the bathroom, go right now. I don't want any disruption during the movie." Kid said. Usagi and the others left. Kid, Kid Daimaou and Ami stayed behind.
" Are you sure you don't have to go?" Kid asked Ami.
" Yes, I'm quite positive." She said. The screen turned on and it showed some of those movie commercials.
" Damn bitches had better be back. The movie's almost starting." Kid Daimaou said. Ami got up.
" Where the hell do you think you're going?" Daimaou asked her.
" I need to use the girl's room." She passed by them and went into the bathroom. Kid and Kid Daimaou sighed in frustration. Usagi and the others came back.
" Where's Ami going?" Usagi asked. 
" Hell?" Kid hoped. Only fifteen more minutes till it started. Usagi began munching on some popcorn. Kid glared at her.
" Stop eating! We have to conserve our food supply for two and a half hours." Usagi stopped eating. Minako curled up beside the Kid.
" Let's make out before it starts." She whispered to him. Her lips ran up his neck.
" Stop that, Minako. I can't enjoy myself while you're busy acting horny." The Kid pushed her away.
Makoto began humming.
" Stop humming! It's getting on my nerves!" Kid shouted. Some people in front of them yelled for them to be quiet.
" Why the hell should we shut up?! The movie ain't even start yet! Bunch of morons, I swear!" Kid said. A large boy got up and turned around to them.
" You want me to make you shut up myself?" he threatened. Kid Daimaou and the Kid got up and started answering him back.
" How are you going to do that? With your blubber?" Kid said.
" You want to take this outside?" the boy was on crack or something, talking like that to the Kids.
" We'd love to toss you around, but my friend and I have to set a good example for the girls." Kid Daimaou said.
" Yeah. Don't you guys have dates? Or are you going out with each other?" The Kid jeered.
" How about I beat you up in front of these ugly bitches!" A thin and tall boy said. Rei and Makoto got up. Minako and Usagi held them back.
" Hey! Only us two gets to call them bitches!" Kid said.
" Just sit down, turn around and watch the movie." Kid Daimaou told him. Rumble in the Bronx was beginning.
" After the movie, pretty boy. I'll get you." The pudgy boy said. His friends gave the Kids some threatening gestures.
" Are you guys gonna fight?" Rei asked.
" Yeah! Kick their asses!" Minako cheered.
" Give 'em one for me!" Usagi said, blowing the Kid and Kid Daimaou a kiss.
" If you win, I'll take you to my house for some dessert." Makoto said, winking.
" SHUT UP!!!!" Kid and Kid Daimaou whispered loudly.
	They watched the movie in silence, with the exception of Usagi chewing on the popcorn and slurping on her soda.
Ami tapped Kid Daimaou on the shoulder. She was a bit pale.
" What do you want?!" he asked. 
" I don't feel good. May I rest on you?" Before Daimaou could say no, Ami lay down on him. He left her alone. Thirty minutes passed.
" Kid Daimaou look!" The Kid said. Jackie Chan had just beaten up like ten men in a fight. They were all chasing him.
" Oh, shit! What the hell is Jackie gonna do?" Daimaou said to himself.
" Kid? Can you go get more popcorn? We ran out." Minako asked. 
" No. Just go eat the box or something, leave me alone." Kid said. He continued watching.
" Please?" Minako begged.
" No." Kid answered.
Minako place her hands on his arm and shook him. " Please?" 
" Leave me alone!" Kid said.
" I'm hungry. Please?" Minako begged even more.
" Oh, for god's sake, alright!" He got up and started annoying a row of people on his way. " Stupid bitch. She'd better be this enthusiastic tonight when we get home."
	At the counter, the Kid waited impatiently for the popcorn to arrive. 
" Hey! Can you hurry it up a bit?! I have a whiny girl waiting for it and I wanna watch the movie!" The old lady came out with a large box. 
" This is a large? Those bitches will eat this up in five seconds! Give me a bigger box!" Kid said. The lady rolled her eyes and got a much bigger box.
" Bigger." Kid said. The lady came back with a bigger box than before.
" Bigger." Kid said. The lady came back with a bigger box than before.
" Bigger." Kid said. The lady came back with a bigger box than before.
" Big..." The lady threw her hands in the air.
" This is the biggest box we have! Take it!" she yelled. The Kid came back and threw the box to the girls. They began to munch on the popcorn. 
" What did I miss?" Kid asked Kid Daimaou. 
" Jackie Chan got beat up by those gang members. It was so cool." He said, not looking away from the screen.
The Kid looked angrily at the five girls. They stopped eating and looked at the Kid. They waved at him. The Kid growled.
	It was going all right the couple of minutes during the movie. Makoto traded seats with Minako. The person in front of Minako was too big. Makoto began to sip the Kid's soda.
" Stop slurping so loud." He said. Makoto put down the drink and watched.
" That man in front of me is too big. Could I trade seats with you?" she asked.
" No." Kid answered back.
" Please?" Makoto asked.
" No." Kid answered.
" Please?" Makoto begged.
" Damn it, No!" 
" Please? I want to see the movie too." Makoto said. She gave him a kiss on the cheek.
" No." 
" Please?" Makoto pleaded.
" Oh, all right!" They switched seats.
	Kid Daimaou lost concentration with the others as he was watching the movie. Ami stirred in his lap and pulled his shirt around her to keep warm.
" Stop pulling my shirt whoever's pulling." He said.
"  I think I'm gonna..." Ami moaned. Kid Daimaou held an empty popcorn box in front Ami's mouth. She threw up in it. Kid Daimaou looked at the box, then tossed it behind him.
	Rei was uninterested in the movie. She was fantasizing about her and Tuxedo Mask in a glamorous ballroom dancing. She woke up and found herself between her friends at a darkened movie theater. 
" Kid, can you go get me some candy? I don't like this popcorn." She said.
" Go to hell." He told her.
" Please?" Rei begged.
" No." 
" Please?" Rei begged.
" No." 
" Please?" Rei begged.
" Okay!" The Kid got up and went to the candy machine.
" What the hell did she want? Candy? What kind, you stupid bitch?!" The kid inserted some coins and opened the mouth of the dispenser. Nothing came out.
" Where's my candy?" The Kid kicked the machine. Nothing came out. 
" Stupid piece of shit! Gimme my candy!" He shook the machine. Nothing came out.
" Damn fuck! Hadoken!" The machine blew up. The candy exploded. Only a bag of skittles was left.
The Kid went back inside. He threw the bag of skittles to Rei.
" Thank you." She said. She began to tear the bag open.
" Kid, I can't see the colors. I want a red one, and these all look gray." Rei said.
" What do I care?" Kid said.
" Can you go get me another pack? I want some red skittles." She asked.
" The machine is busted up. No more candy. Now eat what you have." Kid told her. 
Rei popped them all into her mouth. Usagi traded seats with Rei. She curled up beside the Kid.
" Can I cuddle with you?" Usagi asked.
" Eat shit." Kid said.
" Please?" Usagi begged.
" No." Kid told her.
" Please?" She asked again.
" No. Stop asking." 
" Pretty please?" Usagi looked at him with her sad eyes.
" Shut up please." 
" With sugar on top?" Usagi added.
" I wouldn't let you cuddle with me if you were sitting here naked with tape over your mouth so I won't hear your fucking voice." He said.
" PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASE????" Usagi pleaded.
" Okay! Alright! You can rest on me. Damn!" People around him shushed at him.
" Oh, go to hell." Kid said. The people threw popcorn at him.
" Stupid shitheads." Kid cursed. They continued to watch the movie. Only an hour left.
	The Kid watched in awe as Jackie began to do some of his famous stunts. Suddenly, he felt a tug at his arms.
" Who's touching me?" he asked. Usagi tugged harder.
" I'm bored. Kiss me." she said in a sexy voice.
" This is a Jackie Chan film. What the hell is turning you on?!" The Kid pushed her away from him.
" Please?" she asked. The Kid sighed and gave her a quick tap on the lips.
" Now leave me alone." He said. 
" Who's that guy?" Makoto asked. 
" He's the bad guy." Kid said.
" Who's he?" Makoto asked again, pointing at a person.
" I don't know. Probably a cop." 
" Who're they?" Usagi asked. The Kid grabbed his head.
" They're the seven dwarves! I don't know! Stop asking so many stupid questions!" 
" Shhhhh!!!!" The people around the Kid threw more popcorn at him.
The movie was about to end. Jackie Chan was inside the hovercraft and was racing towards the head leader of the gang. 
" I'm getting sleepy." Minako said.
" Shut up. I don't want to hear another word until this movie is over!" Kid said harshly. The credits were coming up.
" Movie's over. I'm getting sleepy." Minako said. She yawned and stretched her arms.
" You go to sleep, Minako. We won't wake you up." Kid said sarcastically. The seven left the movie theaters.
" Man, I had a great time." Makoto said.
" Yeah, this was actually fun." Minako added.
" We should do this again some other time." Usagi said. The Kid screamed.
" Shut up! This day was a perfect waste! I don't even think I got a chance to watch the movie! I'm gonna..." The Kid fell down to his knees. He started crying.
" Don't cry. Just because you didn't have a good time like the rest of us doesn't mean..." Rei was interrupted by five older boys. One of them was the fat kid in the movies.
" Ha ha ha ha ha! Look at the crybaby!" The fat kid and his crew were laughing and pointing at the Kid. Kid Daimaou looked back, not even thinking about what the Kid was going to do to him. The Kid got up, fire blazing in his eyes. He tore off his shirt and turned into a Super Saiya-Jin. The Kid slowly walked over to the five and threw them all aside. He picked up the fat kid and hurled him into the movie theater's sign. Blood gushed down from his stomach.
" I'm going to give you three seconds to get out of here. By then I'll kill off any of you remaining fucks." He said to the others. They all ran.
" Three." The Kid threw out a spirit bomb and killed them all. 
" Come on, Kid! Let's go!" Minako pulled on his arm. The Kid turned around and they all left together.


Epilogue: 

	The Kid and Kid Daimaou went back to Usagi's house. They played truth or dare till they got sleepy. Ami felt much better and wanted to go read a book. Kid Daimoau insisted for her to go to sleep. He took her to her room and climbed into the bed with her. Ami threw him out. The Kid left as well and went back to the temple where Kit and Pup were. They became Master Tao's pets because the owner died. Then the day after that, things began to get a little more interesting...


	Hoped you like this story. Look for the next story, written by me. I'll have pictures to go with the stories, that is if I get a scanner, but they look awesome. So, remember to send me some comments and/or suggestions.