Sailor Moon Quasar: A Plutonian Girl and Her Dog Chibi-Mamoru Darien Chiba Chapter 1 Event 1A: Claribel's Surprise There is a massive party. My papa Kerwin Del Trabajador and my mama Sharon Setsuna Mei'ou are throwing me a birthday party. Well, who all is there, you ask? My papa's childhood buddies Zaccheus Caballero and Griffith MacGrinrun are here. My mama's Sailor Scout best friends Alexandria Haruka Ten'oh, Michelle Michiru Kai'oh, and Christine Hotaru Tomoe are also present. Who are these people? I mean I know they're my parents' friends, but still, they seem like giant strangers to me. Even their children Cecelia Ten'oh-MacGrinrun, Irvette Kai'oh-MacGrinrun, and Cleopatra Tomoe seem like acquaintances I just met instead of playmates that I had been friends with practically since birth (chuckle). Neo-Queen Serenity and King Endymion came with their toddler daughter Reenie and stayed to watch me blow out the candles but ultimately had to take her home for some infraction or other. Amy, Mina, and Raye came really huge with their husbands Greg, Alan, and Chad, respectively and so did Lita's husband Ken to watch me blow out the candles. Ken told me that Lita was busy with her infant daughter Clotilda but wishes me a happy birthday and a merry Christmas. What am I going to wish for? You know I can't tell you my wish or it won't come true. As I'm blowing out the candles, I think about the time I made fun of Amy, Mina, and Raye's huge bellies once and Kerwin had to save me from their wrath. When I got home, Sharon was so mad at me for what I had done that she spanked me a hundred times and sent me to my room. Now being spanked would terrify most children into behaving the way their parents want them to behave and make the parents seem like someone to be feared for a long time. I can get over being spanked, but I absolutely do not like being by myself for any period of time. Sharon and Kerwin know this and exploit this fear when I have done something that they really don't like by restricting me to my room for long periods of time. At the end of the day, I have received a boombox with a detachable CD player and several CDs, a whole bunch of clothes (I like the ones colored red, black, and green the best), and a soccer ball. "Claribel, your mother and I have a surprise for you in the back yard," Kerwin said with a smile on his face. "Oh, really, Papa?" I asked Kerwin, excited. "What is it?" "Claribel, if we were to tell you that, it wouldn't be a surprise, now would it?" Sharon laughed as she blindfolds me and spins me around and around several times fast enough to disorient and confuse me but not to make me sick at the stomach. I then feel myself being lifted off the ground and something under my bottom. I have never liked anything touching me, hitting me, pushing against me, poking me, or stimulating me in or on the bottom in any way. I had all my shots (rubella, measles, whooping cough, TB, hepatitis [I'm going to make my mama and papa pay for this one in spades one day because it's a series of three shots that hurt like hell], polio, etc.) in the butt and was unable to sit for several hours afterwards.