SPINNERS By DARK DAY FOR ANIME Story One - Sailor Python's FLYING DEAD MOON CIRCUS Chapter 2 - "The Gathering Storm" or "Unless I'm Very Much Mistaken.... Yes, I'm Very Much Mistaken" What has gone before.... In an attempt to realign the proper course of reality, the Guardian of Universal Reality Protocols, Jyoserin Tepukataya, has possessed the body of Osaka Naru in the hope her presence will not be spotted. However, even before she has started to influence events, Jyoserin has discovered a girl who is an anchronism to the universe which she has been operating, Ayanami Rei. Jyoserin confronts Rei, and demands to know who she really is, but before Rei can tell her anything, they are attacked by a mysterious, clown-like figure, who calls himself Ronaldite.... In the centuries following his successful takeover of the Baagakin Empire, his sacking of the Pizaha'at Republic and his wanton pissling over of the Khe'Efscie Kingdom, Ronaldite became steadily bored. The Makdonord Empire had conquered all there was worth fighting in this universe, and it had all been due to the clown-like Emperor's charisma, power and cheap meal deals, not to mention the extra fat and sugar used in his recipes. He had sat for so long in his castle, playing with the hearts and minds of his well-dominated subjects through his propaganda campaigns and advertisements (many found it hard to define which was which), but it was not enough. The Emperor needed a new challenge, new worlds to conquer. But there were no more to conquer, and he slowly sank into an increasing torpor from which he never thought he would escape. Then one day, whilst in his royal chamber, forcing some of his subjects to eat a new flavour of sundae, rancid halibut giblets, a woman appeared before him. A strangely attractive woman with long, wavy red hair and a dark gleam in her eyes. He was about to suggest that she get her eyes tested for glaucoma when she spoke. "Are you Ronaldite, Emperor of the Makdonord?" Ronaldite looked down at the woman from his raised dais. With one sweep of his hand, his chamber was emptied of subjects. In their place appeared Ronaldite's two subordinates, Hanbagura and Gurimasu. "You dare make demands upon I, woman?" The woman smiled. "I merely asked if you are the one I seek." Ronaldite squinted darkly at the woman. Both Hanbagura and Gurimasu were now standing either side of her, in case she might do something untoward. Yet there was no sign that the woman was even in the slightest concerned by their close presence. Such arrogant confidence, thought the Emperor. "And what if I am?" Ronaldite asked cautiously. The woman chuckled. "I require a man of great power to aid me in my conquest. Are you such a man?" The woman stared aside at Ronaldite. He rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "Hmm.. I am indeed a man of great power. But what is this place you wish to conquer? I have already succeeded in conquering all the known worlds." "Ah, but what of the unknown worlds beyond the borders of this universe?" This caught Ronaldite's interest. ""Unknown worlds? Beyond this universe?" "Indeed. There are many universes. This is merely but one, Emperor Ronaldite." The woman watched as Ronaldite's eyes began to shine with excitement. "More worlds to conquer...." He shook with anticipation, then brought himself back under control as he turned to the woman. "You can confirm this, of course, Madam.... Uhhhh...." "You may call me Beryal. But many know me as Queen Burial." "Burial?" Ronaldite stared at Beryal. "The fate of my many enemies." Beryal stepped forward, putting out her hand. "Come, Ronaldite. I shall give you proof of my words." Before Ronaldite could step down from his dais, Hanbagura took Beryal by the shoulder and motioned his emperor to stop. "My master, this may be a trap." Hanbagura turned to look at Beryal, who stared back at him, smiling beatifically. "You may bring your subordinates, if you do not trust me, Emperor Ronaldite." She turned back to Ronaldite, who nodded. Hanbagura let Beryal go, allowing her to step forward towards his master. Ronaldite took Beryal's hand, and both they and Ronaldite's two subordinates disappeared from the chamber. It was to be several days before they returned. Fortunate, really, that the jouney was of much satisfaction to Ronaldite, because the smell of Rancid Halibut Giblet sundaes after being left out of storage for several days had caused most of the castle's inhabitants to die of Ecolli 1-11. In another place, another time, Ronaldite fired beams of energy at two young girls, standing beside a wall in a Tokyo street, dressed in sailorfuku.... What happened next wasn't entirely expected. "DINSDALE!!!" The voice was that of a girl, younger than the two he had been attacking. And she was carrying what appeared to be a large can-opener. Ronaldite was bowled over as the young girl flew through the air after jumping off the nearest tall building, his attacks fizzing out before the other two girls were struck. The two girls watched as their saviour continued on her way, disappearing around a street corner, then turned back to Ronaldite, now lying flat on the road, unconcious. The first of the girls, who had medium-length brown hair tied in a ribbon, turned to her light-blue haired companion. "What the fuck was THAT about?" "I dunno. I've never seen the guy before." Jyoserin was starting to get annoyed. "Now listen here, you bitch, I want to know just who the hell you are, and who the hell he is. Neither of you are in the Universal Program!" Jyoserin now had Ayanami up against the wall, holding her collar violently. Ayanami's expression was close to non-existent. "Calm yourself. I shall tell you everything." Jyoserin lightened her grip, and Ayanami smiled. For a moment, Jyoserin thouht Ayanami's face was going to fall off under the strain of the action. "Everything?" Jyoserin stared at Ayanami darkly. "Of course. In fact, I could take you to my master. She will explain evrything to you. If you so wish, of course." "Your master?" Jyoserin's head began to spin. Just how ingrained was this reality breach now? "Indeed. It was she who sent me here to keep a watch over events." "And who might this 'master' of yours be?" "She goes by the name of Tsukino Usagi." Jyoserin's jaw hit the ground. It required Ayanami's assistance to reposition it in its rightful place. "Tsukino Usagi???? You don't mean that girl...." Ayanami shook her head. "No, not THAT Tsukino Usagi. I'm talking about her daughter, from the future. The one who is referred to in this time as Chibiusa." Jyoserin nodded, understanding now. It didn't make things any better, however. "The girl who was sent back in time to 'learn' from her elders...." Jyoserin rubbed her chin and thought for a few moments.... Time travel wasn't possible. At least, not in this corner of the universe for quite a few thousand years. There were other races who had the ability of time travel in other parts of the universe, and were quite adept at manipulating the affairs and histories of other people. It was possible that one of these groups had begun to manipulate the history of this planet, but their efforts caused the reality breach.... Before Jyoserin could think further about things, she heard a groaning noise behind her. Both she and Ayanami looked back at Ronaldite, who was regaining conciousness, lifting himself onto all fours. Jyoserin turned to Ayanami. "At once. Take me to your master before that idiot gets up." Ayanami nodded. Suddenly, a large, open phone box appeared around the pair of them, and the door rapidly slammed shut, just as Ronaldite got to his feet. The phone box faded away as he watched, rubbing his head. "Are wa TAIHEN!" Ronaldite gritted his teeth. He pulled a valve open on his thumb and began to blow himself up like a balloon. Slowly, he floated into the sky. "I must tell Queen Burial of this turn of events." He then vanished into a cloud of smoke.... Makoto stood alone in her house. Alone. It was beginning to annoy her. She had charged all the way home after running off in a fit of pointless pique from the shrine. She didn't even know why she'd done it. There just seemed to be an enormous anger building up inside her. She shivered and realized she'd left the door open. Taking a few deep breaths, she turned and shut the door. She stood there for several moments, staring at the back of the door. Alone, she thought. The anger began to build up again, and she clenched her fists. No, dammit, you can't let it get a hold of you.... It was then that she realized she was digging her fingernails into the palm of her hands. Blood dripped freely as she opened her hands up and jumped around the room to various strains and verses of "itaaaiiiiii..." Eventually, she'd gone to the bathroom to wash her hands off. It was only there that she realized how fascinating the way the blood ran with the water down the sink really was.... Rei now sat in her bedroom against her bed. Most of the others had left after the less-than-successful get together they had planned in the hope of studying something.... Anything.... But it was not to be. Usagi was sick after eating a container of snails and subsequently coating one of her walls with them (cleaned up thanks to the efforts of a swamp thing that still sat in the corner of her room, staring off into space). Ami, having had her snail collection consumed in front of her, had left in a state of extreme depression and aphasia. Rei was a little concerned about her state of mind, but not a great deal. Everyone's state of mind seemed to have gone a little astray over the past few days, and Rei couldn't work out why. Now Rei's only companion was a girl she didn't entirely know or trust. CereCere, the asteroid senshi, had at one stage been an enemy of the planetary senshi when under the control of the Dead Moon Circus. She and her three companions, JunJun, VesVes and ParaPara, were known then as the Amazoness Quartet. And all four were quite incurably insane. What else would one expect from girls whose hairstyles required a small construction company to maintain? Now CereCere sat at the recently, and quickly, repaired table, swivelling her head around in an attempt to relieve the boredom her ten- second attention span engendered. "So... So.... What are we going to do?" CereCere asked Rei abruptly. Rei shrugged. "What can we do. Unless ParaPara does something stupid, we're not likely to find her until she returns home. By the way, where is your home, anyway?" CereCere smiled knowingly. "Ah, you'd just like to know the answer to that, wouldn't you, eh? Eh? Eh? Well, I'm not going to tell you, yes, I'm not. So there, nyah boo." Rei sighed. "Can you please explain what is going on with ParaPara again?" Rei leaned her head back against the bed. She was feeling seriously bored, and the medication she was on to control her disorder wasn't making her feel particularly good, either. "Ah, yes. Well. I woke up this morning and was getting ready to go to school, when VesVes popped her head into my bedroom and asked me to pick it up. You know what her neck's like, always coming loose and all. So, after handing her head back to her, I asked her what she wanted, and she told me that ParaPara had already left for school, which is most unusual as ParaPara hates school. It requires too much intelligence and thats not a lot of what ParaPara is made of." Rei listened quietly and began to wonder what kind of school it was that would accept four girls like the asteroid senshi. "Go on..." She said when she realized CereCere had stopped for dramatic effect. "Well, I then asked VesVes to check if ParaPara had taken her medication this morning. She has a complex multiple psychotic and personality disorder, you know..." "Yes, you have mentioned it in passing...." "Well, VesVes came back and told me that her pillbox was untouched. We then stared at each other for several minutes as the truth of what was going on sank in... And then we freaked. You know what VesVes looks like when she freaks? Its not pretty, I tell you. It took JunJun at least three hours to get her head out of the ceiling...." "And then?" "And then we raced to school. Late as usual, but then we've never been early. I mean, who wants to be early, school is there to simply disseminate disinformation anyway.... Its all a conspiracy, you see..... Backed by the CIA, MI5 and Mossad. We've been keeping an eye on them for years, now...." "So says the girl with the hairstyle like spaghetti architecture...." "Well, anyways, when we gets there, she's not there. So we really freaks out, y'see, cos that means she's gone stark staring bonkers on her ways there. And ya never know what might happen if she's a gonna transform herself into Sailorpallas.... She could use her powers to do anything...." Rei began to understand CereCere's concerns. "Indeed. But then, none of the senshi have been in their right minds for a while.... Ami's gotten all depressed and strange, Usagi's been eating weird things, Mako-chan keeps losing her thread all the time, having tantrums, and Minako's off with the birdies.... Well, that last one requires not too much a stretch of imagination to believe...." "What about that girl with the big can-opener?" CereCere stared at Rei as she sat up. Rei sighed. "I'm not sure what's gotten into her. And it isn't a can-opener, that's the Silence Glaive. Its considerably more dangerous a weapon than any other we senshi have in our possession...." "So why is she running around town with it? Looks likes to me she's after somethings really bad." "Yes, indeed. Something called 'Dinsdale'. I wonder what, or who, this Dinsdale really is." "I feels kinda sorry for hims, if she's after hims wiv dat big thing." CereCere sniffed. "Maybes its got something ta do wiv ParaPara. Her power's got a tendency to go hands in hands wiv her mental state. Maybes she's affecting everyone else?" Rei stared at CereCere. "Wh.... What did you say?" "I said maybe she's affecting everyone else...." Rei stood quickly. "You may be right. How long has she been missing?" "Uh, pretty much all day...." "Hmm...." Rei rubbed her chin. "I wonder. It doesn't seem long enough a period of time for her to have affected our states of mind, yet....." "Yeah, but its possibles she ain't been takin' er medication for a while, see? She's pretty irresponsible." "So why weren't you making sure of it, you stupid cow?" CereCere looked hurt. "I can't watch over her all the time. Like the doctor said, we all gotta take responsibility fer our own lives, see." Rei sighed. "Well, there's only one way I can think of finding her...." CereCere stared at Rei for a few moments. "You're not going to set fire to the shrine again, are you?" "Baka." Jyoserin and Ayanami slowly walked down the darkened time passage. For some reason, there seemed to be a distinctive pattern to the walls of the tunnel, like bone. Jyoserin shivered... Even with the worst nightmares of creation at her disposal, she still felt chill at the thought of being so close to something that resembled life, yet wasn't. Ayanami, for her part, didn't say anything or look like she felt anything. Well, that was pretty much par for the course. It had been something of a surprise to Jyoserin when the phone booth slammed shut in her face. One moment she could see Ronaldite standing outside, staring at them through the windows of the booth, the next, she was standing at the entrance of what appeared to be a long, dark tunnel.... Ayanami had beckoned her to follow, and so, here they were. "How much farther do we have to go?" Jyoserin stared at Ayanami. The girl looked aside at her. "Not far now." She pointed ahead. "You can see the exit." Surely enough, there appeared a light at the end of the tunnel. Suddenly, Ayanami grabbed Jyoserin and threw the both of them against the wall. "What the fuck?" Was all Jyoserin could get out as a large freight train went roaring past.... The two of them watched as each carriage rumbled through with great speed, then relaxed as the last went through.... "Hmm.... The light at the end of the tunnel WAS the train coming the other way..." Jyoserin mumbled. "That was not possible." Ayanami said flatly, now having let go of Jyoserin and brushing herself down. "Yes, well, I should have thought that was pretty obvious." Jyoserin moved about as far from the wall as was possible. The bit she had been pushed against had a formation that looked suspiciously like a grinning skull. "No. I mean look...." Ayanami pointed down the tunnel. There, in the light of the exit, stood a figure. She looked a tad old to be wearing the senshi sailorfuku, but in this reality everyone seemed to be exactly ten years behind in their intellectual development. The woman had long dark green hair and carried a staff. "That's Meiou Setsuna...." Jyoserin scratched her head. She went over the stats of those caught in the reality breach. Meiou Setsuna, a university student, majoring in History, Classics and Temporal Philosophy.... And here she was wearing a sailorfuku, carrying a big stick, standing at the exit of a time tunnel that shouldn't exist that lead to a future that shouldn't exist.... "Hai. It is her," Ayanami stepped forward towards the oldest of the senshi, followed at a distance by Jyoserin. As they came within two metres of Setsuna, she thrust out her staff in a manner that meant for them to stop. "It is I, Pluto, Ayanami Rei, messenger of the Small Lady." Ayanami stared at Setsuna, who seemed to be in the mood for a staring contest with the unmistakeable champion. Jyoserin wasn't in the mood for it. "Stand aside, Meiou! We must speak with the young Tsukino Usagi!" "None shall pass!" Setsuna's voice was flat, but threatening. "What?" Jyoserin looked at Ayanami, who looked back at her and shrugged. "None shall pass." Setsuna repeated. She took a step forward. "Look, we don't have any argument with you, alright? This girl here was sent by the.... uhh... 'Small Lady', to check up on events in the past. Surely, as the Guardian of the Time Gate, you can understand the importance of preserving the flow of time?" "It is my duty to guard the time gate. None shall pass." Setsuna set them with a steely glare. Jyoserin was getting pretty pissed off now. "Then we shall have to force our way through..." "Then you shall die." Setsuna was suddenly surrounded by a flare of energy. "Deddo Sukariimo...." From the top of her staff, a huge ball of energy flew at the two girls. Ayanami put up her hand, and the energy shattered against an invisible barrier. She then flung her hand in a cutting manner towards Setsuna. There was a spray of blood as the energy fields created by the two dissipated. Setsuna stared at where her left arm used to connect to her shoulder, and found nothing more than a bleeding stump. She looked up at the pair defiantly. "Alright! I'll 'ave you for that!" Setsuna waved the staff at them with her remaining arm. They ignored her. "Get out of our way, Pluto." Ayanami pointed at her. "You have been defeated." Jyoserin looked from Setsuna to Ayanami, trying to hold onto some semblence of normality. "No I'm not!" "Yes you are. I've wounded you." Setsuna gave the missing arm a cursory glance. "Its just a fleshwound." Ayanami's face twisted. "But I've taken your arm off." "I've had worse." "You bloody liar." "C'mon then. Are you chicken or something?" Setsuna began prodding them with the staff in an attempt to provoke some reaction. "Chicken... Chicken..." She succeeded, but this time from Jyoserin. "Oh, I really don't have time for this." Jyoserin whipped up a large pull-cord from out of thin air. "Petanko puressu", she said as she pulled the cord. A large 10 ton weight dropped on top of Setsuna. Ayanami stared at Jyoserin. "I thought you said, before we entered the tunnel, that it was important for everything to be set to rights?" "So?" Ayanami pointed to the large weight sitting in a pool of blood. "Well, it'd be hard to achieve that with Setsuna dead." "Oh bugger it. I'll just resurrect her later, after all this is done with." "I must say, that's a very cavalier attitude to take." "So sue me." Jyoserin sniffed. "Its not every day one gets to use some of the fringe benefits of the job." Jyoserin and Ayanami moved past the weight, trying not to step in the mess that leaked out from the small space below it. "By the way..." Jyoserin asked. "What was that you used against her? you know, to cut off her arm and all..." "Ah, just an AT Field. They come in handy at times like this." "AT Field?" Jyoserin queried. "Isn't that a soccer stadium in England?" "Baaaaka!" "Now you're sounding like Hoshino Ruri." "Who's she?" "Oh, just this girl I know. Has blue hair and says very little." "....." "Aww, stop sulking. You know she's just a clone of you, really...." "What? You mean another?" As the pair exited the tunnel, the weight moved, and a slightly squished, but rapidly regenerating figure emerged from underneath. "Ah, I see. Running away are ya? You COWARDS!" Setsuna said, shaking half a fist at them. She spent the next ten minutes looking for the other half.... Makoto attempted to relax herself by cooking. Well, it always worked before, but making cookies in the shape of guns, knives and dismembered bodies didn't seem to smack her as being entirely normal. This is insane, she thought. What the hell is going on with my mind? Then she heard her neighbours arguing. A young couple, recently married, had only moved into the place next door a matter of weeks ago, and almost immediately were at each other's throats. Makoto had put up with it all this time but enough was enough. She decided it was time to put things to rights. She grabbed a large kitchen knife and stormed out through her front door. After a few minutes of horrified death screams, she returned with a bloody knife and blood all over her apron. She stretched, yawning. "Ah, that feels so much better." She looked down at the mess on the apron. "Whoops... Better get that cleaned off." She took off the apron and walked into her small laundry, humming a tune.... Beryal was expecting Ronaldite to return as quickly as he had. Well, that's what it looked like to him, anyway. The court of her castle was big, dark and empty. Ronaldite wondered who she had called in to do the interior decorating as he floated down from the ceiling, where he had appeared. As he touched the floor, he returned to his normal size. "So, Ronaldite.... You return empty-handed." Beryal smiled, leaning back in her throne. Ronaldite said nothing, merely turning away from her. "Did we bump into one of our much-industrious enemies, the Sailor Senshi?" "I cannot tell." Ronaldite said, eventually. "I was about to drain two young girls of their energy when I was knocked down by a third. A young girl carrying what looked to me to be a large can- opener...." "Hmmm...." Beryal said silkily. "Then, when I came to, the other two girls disappeared into what appeared to be an old phone booth.... It vanished before my eyes...." Beryal sat up in her throne. "A phone booth?" "Indeed. It appeared from nowhere and whisked them away." "Hmm.... I didn't know telecommunication carriers provided that good a service. They must be paying through the nose for that...." "Umm, I think one of them used it as a transportation vehicle. It appeared to be a metaphor for her power....." Beryal chuckled. "And here I was, thinking of negotiating a new payment plan. Oh well. So, it appears we have a new kind of enemy." "What makes you say that." Beryal shrugged. "This does not appear to be a method of transportation used by our enemy. Certainly not one I have encountered before. But then, their powers change every time there is a crisis...." "Like?" "Oh... New seasons. Replacement directors. Flagging ratings, etc etc..." Ronaldite sniffed contemptuously. He had become somewhat less impressed by Beryal over the last few months. Although their campaign had been successful until now, Beryal's treatment of their campaign on this little fringe world had been a tad circumspect.... He came to a decision. "I am going to follow the trail of power left by those two girls, and find out just who and what they are." "Why didn't you do that before?" "I didn't think it necessary at the time. But now, looking back.... The possibility that these two could represent some other conspiring force.... It intrigues me..." "Very well. But please be back by dinner time." "Hmph." Ronaldite threw up his hand, and a sphere of energy appeared. "Biggu Makku Transportation!" He shouted, and he disappeared in a flash. Beryal stood from her throne a stepped forward, rubbing her chin a moment. "This should be interesting...." She said as she turned, her figure transforming into an equally tall, slender woman with pink hair. Beryal, or the woman who had been Beryal, wandered into the shadows, laughing to herself. Rei sat in front of the flame chanting, dressed in the full regalia of a Miko, watched over by a half-interested CereCere. "Abura Kadabura Aburamu... Abura Kadabura Aburamu... Abura Kadabura Aburamu... Abura Kadabura Aburamu... Abura Kadabura Aburamu... Abura Kadabura Aburamu... Abura Kadabura Aburamu..." Rei's voice became more insistent as she went along. CereCere picked her nose. Suddenly, an image appeared in the flame. So powerful, even CereCere could see it. Rei opened her eyes when she heard the other girl gasp. "Thats it. Thats ParaPara for sure." CereCere knelt next to Rei. "What is she doing?" The image showed ParaPara, sitting at a park bench, staring up at the clouds. There were people walking past her, staring at the girl's hairstyle. ParaPara seemed to be ignoring them. "At least she's not doing anything untoward at the moment." Rei sighed. "It'd be a disaster if she was." "Where is she? What park is that?" "It looks like that one thats a couple of blocks away, just past the shopping mall." Rei rubbed her chin and was surprised when she heard CereCere hiss. "What? What is it?" "Shopping malls. Very bad." "Why?" "They send her loopy. Even on the medication, they send her loopy." "Send me pretty loopy as well." Rei stood as the vision slowly dissipated. CereCere followed her example. "We're going to have to get over there straight away. She may move in the meantime." "Maybe we should transform? We'll be able to get there faster as senshi...." Rei nodded. The two girls went through their transformation routine and left the shrine grounds as Mars and Ceres. Usagi lay on her bed, face forward. Well, she thought, she really had nobody else to blame for her misfortune. Whatever possessed her to eat a container of live snails? She shivered at the thought. For some reason, she began to feel hungry again. Well, that really shouldn't be a surprise, as she had emptied the contents of her stomach all over Rei's wall. Rei'll be at her about that for months, she could see it now. There was a knock on her bedroom door and she turned and sat up. "Come in." She waited, but whoever it was was intent on getting her to answer it. She stepped over and opened the door, and got hit in the face by a small flour bomb, thrown by her brother, Shingo. He stood at the end of the corridor, laughing his head off at her distress. Their mother came up the stairs and took Shingo by the scruff of the neck. "What are you up to now, you little squirt?" She asked. "Aww, I was just having fun with Usagi, thass all...." "You can do it after you finish dinner." She looked up at Usagi. "And you! Clean your face up. What the hell are you doing putting flour on your face?" Dragging Shingo, she made her way back down the stairs. Neither of them noticed the strange expression Usagi had. All she could do was stand there and watch them go, muttering to herself about 'dinner'. Then she licked her lips. Ami sat at the kitchen table in her home. She was alone. As usual. On the table sat the container that once held her precious collection of snails. She began to feel exceedingly depressed. Books no longer seemed to excite her as they used to. She'd read just about all that had been published in human history, anyway. Ultimately, she'd come to the conclusion that the entire font of human knowledge was summed up with the following statement.... "The Butler did it." And who was she to argue? She stared at the tray for a very long time. It most certainly wasn't going away by itself. She ran a hand through her hair and gritted her teeth. She decided that she was having an attack of existentialist angst and quickly stood from her chair, clenching her fists. I've got to do something before I go mad, she thought. She was still standing there, five minutes later, staring at the container, only from a higher vantage point. Its no good, she thought, I'm completely lost, now. I don't have a worthy family life, and my friends appear to be going about as funny in the head as I am. She ran her hands over her face as tears came to her eyes. Maybe if I try and kill myself, she thought, then people will show me more attention. Maybe. Maybe not. Ami turned to the medicine cabinet and shivered. What if I succeed, she thought. Get a lot of attention then, for a very short period of time. Then its pretty much boredom for a very long time. Pretty much forever. She steeled herself and walked over to the cabinet, opening it. She grabbed the first bottle she found and opened it. It was half- filled with tiny white tablets. She didn't recognise them. "Oh stuff it", she said to herself, momentarily forgetting she was supposed to be aphasic, "Down the hatch." She tipped the contents into her mouth and swallowed them all. They were bitter to taste, which made her heave a couple of times, but they all went down. Dramatically, she slammed the jar down onto the counter, and feigned tragedy. "Oh woe is me." She said, placing the back of her hand to her forehead. Then she wiggled her nose and sniffed. For some reason, she suddenly felt congested. Then her nose blasted mucus, and herself, around the room like a soda tap. This went on for roughly five minutes, coating absolutely everything. Eventually she stopped when she grabbed hold of the table. Her nose let out a couple of final jets, then shut down for the night. She sniffed, and breathed better than she ever had in her entire life. "Aww jeez", she said to herself, "Of all the medicines I should try and overdose on, I chose a bottle of decogestants...." She rubbed her nose. "I won't have to blow this thing until I'm fifty." Makoto stepped out of the laundry, where the sound of the washing machine in action could be heard. She entered the kitchen and tasted one of her severed arm cookies. Hmmmm, lipsmacking stuff, she thought. Suddenly she became angry, and flung the baking tray across the kitchen. It hit the wall, smashing her freshly made cookies. She stormed out of the kitchen and into the lounge. "Dammit, dammit, dammit!" She cried out at the top of her voice. "What the FUCK is wrong with me?" She stormed around the lounge, almost jumping out of her skin. She could hear kids playing in the courtyard outside. She trembled with rage, a short sharp squeal coming to her throat. "No, please, not that...." She charged into the kitchen where she grabbed the knife she had used on her neighbours and a meat cleaver. Then she charged out again towards the front door, where she flung the meat cleaver into its back. She backed herself against the wall. "I won't. I won't kill them. Get out of my mind! I know you're trying to control me. I won't let it happen! Get out of my mind now!" Makoto flung herself to the opposite wall and began to bang her head. "Please, stop, I'm not going to do that, pleeeeease." Crystal Tokyo was one of the more incredible sights Jyoserin had seen in her universe. Even more incredible was the fact that it shouldn't even vaguely exist. Every single building was made from a crystalline substance. There were huge hanging gardens everywhere. Everyone was smiling, or at least didn't look miserable. In short, Jyoserin thought, it all looked like a load of utopian crap. The time gate exit had lead to a small park in the northern outskirts of Crystal Tokyo. Whatever the suburbs there had once been, they were most certainly no longer. Beautifully sculptured edifices, all of them unique, housed the generally multicultural population. There were halls of religious worship everywhere, regardless of religion of denomination. And all of this existing in perfect harmony. It was scary, to say the least, especially to someone who had gone out of her way to incite religious intolerance out of sheer boredom. Ayanami had guided Jyoserin through a couple of the streets and laneways, as unaffected by her surroundings as she had been in the Tokyo of the past. Jyoserin wondered what it could be that made someone so distanced from her experiences. In truth, Jyoserin knew what it was.... But that was a program within another universe. Ayanami Rei was not meant to exist within this universe. At least, not this version, and not in these times. Eventually they arrived at what appeared to be a railway station, crafted of the finest pink crystal. As soon as they stepped onto the platform, an empty train carriage arrived. "Line to Central Palace now arrived. Please keep clear of the doors. Please keep clear of the doors." A soft, angelic voice wafted from the p.a. system. The carriage came to a stop, and its doors opened. Ayanami guided Jyoserin into the carriage and they sat in seats made of the finest fabric. Beautiful music played over the internal sound system of the carriage as the doors closed and it started to move. Jyoserin turned to the silent Ayanami as she stared out of the window. "You know I'm here to bring all of this to an end, don't you?" Ayanami didn't answer. Jyoserin sighed. "All this shouldn't exist, you know that?" "Hai." "And neither should you. You know that?" "Hai." "So why are you so meekly taking me to your mistress? Regardless of my threat, I would have expected a little more resistance on your part." Ayanami turned to face Jyoserin, then looked down. "There's no reason, really. We must all accept out fate. If I cease to exist, then that is the way it should be." "Aww shit, don't start pulling a Hideaki Anno on me." Jyoserin snorted. "I can deal with mindless philosophising, but not when it is backed by passive acceptance." "I don't WANT to cease to exist, but I'm afraid you give me no choice." Ayanami stared hard at Jyoserin. "I LIKE this world. I LIKE the people in it. I would DIE to defend this future. But can I defend it against someone who is the controller of the universe?" Jyoserin was taken aback. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to..." "I know." Ayanami turned back to the window. The carriage stopped for a moment, a tree outside the window. Both Jyoserin and Rei looked at each other for a moment as a voice came over the speakers. "This is the Larch. The Larch." The carriage continued. The rope was well tied to the shower rail as Ami tied the other end around her neck. She then kicked away the chair. The shower rail collapsed. She was unconcious for about half an hour after the rail had brained her one. She was most distressed to find out she had screwed up killing herself again when she came to. ParaPara had wandered the streets for hours now. They looked so pretty to her. She wondered why she'd never noticed their beauty before. The way they meandered. Their little nooks and crannies. The people that would walk along them. The tiny little nick-nack shops that lined them. As she created several blocks of traffic chaos by simply crossing the street wherever she felt like it, the buildings began to do a rendition of "Spanish Flea". Strange, really. She hated that song. Oh well, each to their own artistic licence. "Hello." A voice from behind her caught her attention as she giggled at a shop window display. The little cat statue that was close to compulsory for such establishments was taking dirty pictures of a kimono-clad doll. She turned to see a female Elvis impersonator with a four-piece orchestra behind her. "Is that you, ParaPara?" The impersonator asked. "Mmmmaybe. Why do you wear your ribbon like that?" "It helps to keep the flies away." "Must be Tuesday." "About half past three." "Then we must be off before the shops close." "Indeed. We are late, we are late, for a very important date." "Mmmmhmmm, I can smell that food now." And so ParaPara and the female Elvis Impersonator walked away, arm in arm, down the street, followed by the four-piece orchestra, which was doing its best to play Chopin. But it lost. From a building above, Mars and Ceres watched as ParaPara and Minako wandered off. "Ano baka!" Mars spat. "What's wrong?" Ceres inquired. "Of all the people she HAD to meet up with.... It had to be the Blond Special!" Mars sniffed and turned to Ceres. "We had better follow them. It would appear they're feeding off each others' psychosis." "But how? I means, is that possible?" Ceres looked confused. Mars worked this out by counting the large number of little question marks that surreally appeared over her head. "I'm not sure. Maybe the problems we've all been experiencing is due to ParaPara's powers, and her fragile state of mind. She could be feeding us all, bit by bit, aspects of that psychosis, tempered by things we're contributing. Our own fears, paranoias and neurosis." It took several minutes for Mars to rouse Ceres after she suffered intellectual overload. It didn't appear to Mars that her newfound companion was much used to such specious concepts like intelligence. Usagi sat at the kitchen table, eating her dinner. Eating it alone. The house was very quiet, she thought. It was a nice meal, although there was a lot of meat in it. Oh well, her mother made a good meal and that was all that mattered. It had taken twenty minutes to wash the flour off her face. Some of it had gotten into her hair as well, so she had to wash that out. Then it took a further half an hour to.... to.... She couldn't remember now. Whatever it had been was important, but for some reason she couldn't remember. Then the phone rang. Usagi looked around, hoping that someone would answer it, but nobody did. She sighed. "Why is it that I have to do everything around here?" She got up and answered the phone. "Moshi moshi?" "U.... Usagi-chan..." A choked voice came from the other end. "Mako-chan? Whats wrong?" Usagi sounded concerned as she heard Makoto sobbing softly. "Usagi.... Get stuffed." Makoto hung up. Usagi stared at the phone for several minutes. What a strange call, she thought. She was sure Mako was upset. But about what, she couldn't think. Maybe Mako wanted to apologise for her behaviour at Rei's shrine. Whatever the case, she failed. "Get stuffed indeed." She said as she hung up the phone. Suddenly, the doorbell rang. Usagi, who was about to sit down, growled impatiently. "Will someone please answer the door?" She called out. There was no response. Usagi gritted her teeth and marched to the front door, opening it roughly. "YES? WHAT DO YOU oh Mamo-chan." Usagi's expression turned sweet all of a sudden as Mamoru took twenty steps back from the door. "Um, I could come over later if now's a bad time." "No no no no, you're always welcome here, Mamo-chan." Usagi giggled inanely, hand behind her head, large sweat beads running down the side of her face. Mamoru smiled and stepped forward into the house as Usagi ripped the sweatbeads off and trampled them into the ground. "Sorry for the intrusion." Mamoru called out to no-one in particular, hoping to get some response. There was none, however, as Usagi closed the door behind them. "Is your family out, Usako?" Mamoru turned to her. She shrugged. "I don't know. Things went pretty quiet about half an hour ago. I was up in the bathroom, washing out flour that Shingo had dumped in my hair." She sniffed. "When I came down, everything was quiet as a mouse, with dinner laid out on the table for me. I just thought they were elsewhere in the house. Maybe they did go out...." "Oh well...." Mamoru shrugged. "I hope they don't think we're up to anything untoward with me in here whilst they're out." Usagi giggled. "Mamo-chan no ecchi...." He went red in the face. Then he remembered the box he had been carrying under his arm. "Ah, now I remember. I came over to give you this." He handed her the box. She took it and looked at the label. "Chocolates. Oh Mamo-chan, you shouldn't have...." "Well, its coming up to our third anniversary. You know, of when we first met each other. So I thought it may be worth a little something." "Mamo-chan...." Usagi hugged Mamoru, which made him smile with a little embarassment. He placed his arms around her, gently, until they eventually let go and continued on their way down the main passageway. Mamoru sniffed the air. "Hmm.... Dinner smells good. What is it?" Usagi smiled. "Oh, just a little some I whipped up from my mother, I mean Mom whipped up. The usual." "Hmmm. Can I have some?" "Sure, I'll see if there's any left over. Sit down for a bit, will you?" Usagi pointed to the lounge. Mamoru obliged as Usagi continued on into the kitchen. He found himself a lounge chair and sat back in it, feeling a little uncomfortable as something had been jammed between the seat cushion and the side of the chair. He found the remote control and turned on the tv, and was absent-mindedly switching channels with one hand as he reached down for the object with the other. It felt a little strange, like a damp cloth. He pulled his hand away and was shocked to see his fingers covered in blood. He stared at the blood for a few moments, then looked down at the gap in the seat. Gently, he pulled out what appeared to be a blood-covered shirt. A small shirt, about the same size as Shingo's. He held the shirt out in front of his face for a moment, frozen, not believing what it was that he'd found. Slowly, he stood, dropping the remote control, and wandered over towards the door leading to the kitchen area. On the vinyl floor of the hallway between the lounge and the kitchen were streaks of blood. Slowly, he began pacing down the hallway. To his left, the partially open door that lead to the laundry was open. There were bloodstains on the door. Gently, he pushed it open, and fell back against the opposite wall. The bodies of the Tsukinos were piled, partially hatcheted and cut up, in the middle of the floor, their blood still running down the overflow drain. Mamoru put a hand to his mouth, more to stop himself puking than anything else. "U.... U.... Usak...." he began to stutter. "Hmm? What is it, Mamo-chan?" Came her response from the kitchen as she ladled some of her mother's soup into a bowl. "Usako.... I think.... you should... come here... for a moment." Usagi sighed and put the bowl on the kitchen table. "What is it? What?" She trotted out to where Mamoru was standing, pale as a ghost. She looked at him concernedly. "Mamo-chan? Is there something wrong? You look ill...." Mamoru pointed towards the laundry, and Usagi turned. It took roughly sixty seconds of silence before Usagi fell to the floor. Mamoru leaned down to her and found she'd fainted clean away. He picked her up and carried her as far as the lounge when the phone began to ring. He suddenly felt confused as to what to do next, and placed Usagi in the seat he'd vacated. He then made his way back into the kitchen and answered the phone. "M... M... Moshi.... "CHIIIIIIIIIIBA MAMORUUUUUUU....." The voice sounded somewhat demented. But it was clearly Makoto's. "Ma.... Mako-chan?" "Chiba Mamoru. You BASTARD!" "Wh... What have I...?" "You BASTARD! You remind me of my long lost senpai, you piece of SHIT!" She growled. "You just WAIT. I'm coming for you, CHIBA, and I'm gonna KILL you, you PIECE OF SHIT." Mamoru was beside himself. "What the BLOODY HELL has got into YOU? I've just found Usagi's family, all dead. Someone killed them." Then a thought occurred to him. "Did you do it, Kino-san? Did you kill them?" Makoto's voice suddenly went panicky. "No.... No.... I didn't. Oh GOD. What happened? Is Usagi alright? Oh GOD, Mamoru, you've got to help me. Something's happening to my mind... To all our minds, and its getting worse, getting out of control YOU BASTARD, PIECE OF SCUM SUCKING SHIT oh I'm sorry, Mamoru, I didn't mean to say that BULLSHIT I DIDN'T, don't worry, I'm coming round, if you need any help, I'll be there AND I'M GONNA CUT YOU INTO PIECES AND FINGER YOUR ENTRAILS seeya then, bye." Makoto hung up. Well, Mamoru thought, at least she sounds altogether today. "M... Mamo-chan..." Mamoru turned to see Usagi wander dazedly into the kitchen. "They're all dead... Mom, Dad and Shingo.... They're all dead. They're all...." Mamoru caught Usagi as she collapsed and held her as she sobbed. Usagi licked her lips. Ami sat in the bath of water and held the hair-dryer high in the air. "Two, four, six, eight, bog in, don't wait." She dropped the hair-dryer into the bath. The electrical safety switch went into action. About the most Ami got out of this little exercise was an amazing new hairstyle. She then tried to drown herself after cursing her bad luck for several minutes, holding herself underwater. She then remembered that she was a senshi with water powers, due to the fact that she found herself breathing underwater. Slowly she raised herself from the bath, dripping wet. She stood in the middle of the bathroom, a miserable, pathetic, damp creature, and wondered what next could go wrong. She stepped on an errant bar of soap, and spent the next half an hour lying on her back, seeing stars. The carriage passed through some of the finest real estate Crystal Tokyo had to offer. As they moved further and further into the city, the buildings became more intricate, more elaborate, and more individual. Whatever this crystalline substance was that the buildings were made of, it had certainly given the architects more than a free hand. They flew through stations lined with people who didn't bat an eyelid that the carriage did not stop for them. This was one heck of an express route, Jyoserin thought. Eventually, the carriage entered an underground section, and began to slow. Jyoserin stared at Ayanami, who appeared unconcerned. The carriage pulled up at a station, a rather officious looking one at that. There were senshi galore, lined up in military fashion, standing alongside the platform. Behind them, Jyoserin could see an office. As the carriage came to a stop, the door slid open, and there was silence. Total silence. The senshi didn't move, didn't bat an eyelid. Neither did Ayanami. In her case, Jyoserin could forgive. "What's happening?" Jyoserin had become impatient. "Shh." Rei cut her to the quick. "This is where we must meet with the Grand Marshal of the Palace Guard." Jyoserin stared at her blankly. "The what?" "Shh... Here she comes." True to her word, the senshi lining the platform parted like the waters of the red sea, and Jyoserin felt her throat constrict. Here was trouble coming. From the office came the Grand Marshal of the Palace Guard, decked out in full senshi regalia, only more elaborate and ornate. Osaka Naru. Yes, Jyoserin thought to herself, you have great taste in who you possess. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Is Jyoserin in for it now? Is Makoto a psychotic serial killer? Is Usagi a raving cannibal? Will Rei and CereCere stop Minako and ParaPara from doing anything likely to level a small city? Will Ami ever succeed in killing herself? Will Ronaldite break into Crystal Tokyo? Yes. Yes. Yes. No. No. Yes. In that order. You'll just have to read how in the next exciting (hyperbole) chapter of SPINNERS - Sailor Python's Flying Dead Moon Circus. Where the buffalo roam, and the bodycount rises. PREVIEW OF CHAPTER 3 Jyoserin found herself being bundled into the Court Chamber. Sitting atop the judge's dais was Mars. Older, more grizzled.... She'd aged a lot faster than Jyoserin had expected her to, considering most of the senshi were supposed to have their aging processes brought back to near zero. Whatever it was that had happened to Mars during her life, it was extremely crappy. "So, you are the one they call Jyoserin Tepukataya?" There was a lot of spit emanating from Mars's mouth as she said that. Jyoserin and her two guards did their best to avoid it. "Umm, yeah, you could say that." "And you admit to, wilfully, and with malice aforethought, possessing the body of the young Osaka Naru, for purposes criminal?" "No." "Oh. Alright then. You're free to go." Jyoserin and her two guards stared at Mars with their mouths on the floor. It seemed that they had learnt a lesson or two from her in their short time together, Jyoserin thought. After several moments of readjusting their jaws, another old senshi entered the Court Chamber. "May I approach the bench?" Said Venus, standing regally in her orange and gold cloak. She hadn't aged that much better than Mars, Jyoserin thought, Mars nodded her agreement and Venus stepped up towards the dais. She then addressed Mars formally. "I have been chosen by the good Queen Serenity to act as the Prosecutor in this case," "Well you're too bloody late. I've already let her off." Mars poked her tongue out at Venus. Venus fumed. "Ya can't do that without there being a proper bloody trial, dickhead." "Yes I can, this is MY court." "May I remind you of Rule 233, subsection C of the Holy Lawbook of Crystal Tokyo?" Venus sneered smugly at Mars. Mars huffed. "Alright, alright. Have it ya own way then. Spoilsport." Venus spun extravigantly and waved a hand in Jyoserin's direction. "According to the testimony of Agent AR107, Codename Ayanami Rei, you possessed the body of Osaka Naru with the intention of corrupting the timelines in the hope of preventing the existence of Crystal Tokyo. Is this not true?" "Yes." "And in the process of your actions, you threatened the said officer with... ahem... 'non-existence'... if she did not comply with your stated desire to be brought to Crystal Tokyo to meet with the Small Lady Serenity?" "No." "No?" "No, that came after. I only threatened her with non-existence when she wouldn't tell me who she was and what she was doing in Tokyo during the last decade of the 20th century. She was an anachronism, you see." "She's got you there, Venus." Mars chuckled. "Oh shutup." Venus hit back. She continued. "But, you admit to threatening her with non-existence..." "Oh that, yes, of course I do." "Ah, that makes things easier, then." "Can I go now?" Jyoserin stared at Venus for a second. Venus cleared her throat and wagged a finger. "Now now, don't be impatient. We've got quite a few questions to ask you yet. Like, what is a GURP? What is your real name? What is your intention in trying to stop the existence of Crystal Tokyo?" "Jeez, I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition." "AHA, NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!" Jyoserin, Venus, Mars and the two guards turned as three figures bounded into the courtroom, all dressed in religious garb. The first was a bishounen type with hair of a dark greenish tinge and the mark of the oni on his forehead. The second was a light-blue haired man, wearing a smiley mask and a pilot's cap with goggles on his forehead. The third was a redheaded firebrand with fangs that stuck well out of his mouth, carrying a metallic fan. "Aha!" Said the leader. "Surprised you, eh? Yes indeed, our weapons are surprise, fear... and.... um... Oh bugger, I forgot." "Why don't we try that again no daa?" Said the smiley one. "Can I use the fan this time. I wanna really burn something." Said the fanged one. The leader sighed. "Alright, alright, lets try again." And with that, they exited the Court Chamber.... 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