BaRkInG sNoUt
by DARK DAY FOR ANIME

1. THE BUS

	"You know, we wouldn't have been so late today if Usagi hadn't
been held over in class."  Rei sniffed as she, Usagi, Makoto and Ami
wandered down the street towards Rei's shrine.  "What did you do
this time, odango-atama?  Oversleep?"

	"I did NOT oversleep, Rei!"  Usagi stuck her tongue out at the
dark-haired girl, who did her best not to look smug.  Makoto and Ami
did their very best to look away, getting mightily tired of the 
pair's petty little squabbles.

	"I bet you did."
	"Didn't."
	"Did."
	"Didn't."
	"Did!"
	"Didn't!"
	"DID!"
	"DIDN'T!"

	Their arguing became increasingly loud as they ground to a 
halt.  Ami and Makoto winced as others stared at them.  Ami sighed,
there was only one thing for it.  She looked up the street and saw a
bus approaching.  She pointed to the bus and turned to Makoto.

	"Mako-chan, will you do the honours?"

	Makoto looked at the bus and shrugged.  "Okay."

	Before they knew what was happening, Makoto pushed both Usagi
and Rei into the path of the bus.

	SPLAT!

	As the two very flat sailors were carted away on the front of
the bus, Ami sniffed appreciatively, clearing out her ears.

	"That'll shut them up for a while."



^_^
DDFA ayanami@merlin.net.au
29th Jan 1998