BaRkInG sNoUt
by DARK DAY FOR ANIME

Disclaimer - all characters pertaining to the series Bishoujo Senshi
Sailormoon are owned by Takeuchi Naoko, Bandai and Kodansya.

That's about the only relationship this shares with the original
show....  And talking about relationships (dysfunctional, thereof..)

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8. DEAR ARTEMIS, DEAR LUNA....


	Dear Artemis,

	I'm sorry, but the relationship is over.  You're a lazy 
conceited little bastard who never gave a thought to any of my 
feelings.  Time and time again, I tried to make something of our
relationship, and you go and muck it all up....

	Well, no more.  I've found somebody else.  Someone from a 
nice, stable family, who is intelligent, witty and charming.  He
has lots of interesting friends, and he comes from a household that
is completely devoid of anyone with the capacity to transform into
some bimbo in a short skirt!

	His name is Mikan, and he's more tom than you shall ever be.


	Luna

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	Dear Luna,

	BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  You think I give a stuff, don't you, you 
dumb slut.  You think I care whether you just dump me for some 
boring, know nothing ginge from a lesser-known anime tv series.  
Let's face it, bitch, the guy keeps a picture diary....  Not exactly
my idea of sophistication.

	You think I like having to hang around bimbos in short skirts?
Shit, yeah, I like the idea.  With you being so stuck up all the 
time, I had to resort to getting my rocks off with these ugly human
females....  Being cuddled and mollycoddled like that....  Really
pisses me off....

	Well, now I've found myself a woman.  A real feline mama!  
She's a talented performer and she's BITCHIN' in a fight.  She ain't
got much in the ways of smarts, but hey, when you want to get it on,
they're the ones to go for.

	Tata, I think I hear Felicia calling me now.  See you in your
next life, Frigid-san!


	Artemis

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DDFA ayanami@merlin.net.au
Chief Propoganda Officer, Keeper of the Tapes
and co-founder of the Sai-chan fan club
Adelaide Japanese Animation Society
http://adelaide.net.au/~nene/ajas.html

9th May 1998