CWF RAW IS WAR by Darkpower First Ever CWF Raw is War Rating: R (Violence, Profanity, Suggestive Themes, mild offensive dialogue) Disclamer: found in dialogue, but all characters aren't mine. They belong to their respective companies, if it's needed up HERE, as well. E-Mail: darkpowrjd@aol.com ------------------------------------------------- ------------------------ CWF RAW/WAR ZONE As the fans get up to their feet as they jam the arena, the camera zooms in on the many signs that are in the crowd. They are jacked. Michael Cole and Jerry ?The King? Lawler are here to do commentary. After about a minute of this, Michael Cole starts to speak. COLE: Ladies and gentlemen, we are here for the first EVER Cartoon Wrestling Federation Raw is War. Tonight, we hope to have the best Raw debut EVER. The Corporate Ministry is here, as well as many WWF superstars, as well as cartoons? GREATEST stars. LAWLER: Yes, that?s RIGHT!! We are NOT Monday Night Football, that?s for sure!! We are the CWF, and we?re READY to go here tonight. Unfortunately, I hear that Stone Cold Steve Austin is in the house here tonight, and I can?t IMAGINE what Shane McMahon is gonna say. COLE: Yes, plus... The Corporate Ministry?s ?No Chance in Hell? music starts to play as Shane McMahon makes his way to the ring with the Corporate Ministry, without the Undertaker. COLE: Well, here comes the Corporate Ministry, with the leader of the pack, Shane McMahon!! LAWLER: Yes, that?s RIGHT, and with The Big Boss Man, Triple H, the Mean Street Posse, they are unstoppable. COLE: Well, I was GONNA say THIS!! Not only is Austin here tonight, but some characters from the breakthrough Anime, Sailor Moon, are here tonight, and I believe THEY will be in ACTION tonight, as well. LAWLER: WHO CARES?! Let?s talk about THE CORPORATE MINISTRY!! COLE: Yeah, we need to remind everyone that Shane McMahon is NOT in charge of the CWF like the WWF!! LAWLER: Shut up, Cole!! Shane?s gonna speak!! Shane grabs the mike and starts to speak. SHANE: What?s up, people!! CROWD: ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE.... LAWLER: Come on, you morons, show some respect for you ELDERS!! COLE: He can?t ESCAPE that CHANT, now CAN HE?!! SHANE: Tonight, you will see HISTORY tonight, because you will see WWF and cartoon stars GO AT IT!! What FOR, you ask?!! Because we CAN!! COLE: Well THERE?S a reason!! SHANE: ANYWAYS, tonight, I hear that AUSTIN is here in this very building!! The crowd gets in an uproar over Austin. SHANE: Well, Austin, you will NOT have a pleasant CWF debut here tonight, because you will have to face the CWF?s FIRST Corporate Ministry member TONIGHT!! Who IS it?! You?ll just have to WAIT!! COLE: A cartoon Corporate Ministry member here tonight?! SHANE: Also, I hear a few GIRL wrestlers are here tonight. I believe that they came from some GREEN CHEESE, HA HA HA!! CROWD: BOOOO... COLE: Oh, COM?ON!! He?s obviously talking about the girls from Sailor Moon here tonight. SHANE: Hey, SCOUTS, TONIGHT, I believe that you must find one more person here TONIGHT, because TONIGHT, you will be facing VISERA, THE BIG BOSS MAN, AND TTTRRRIIPLE H!! LAWLER: HA HA HA HA!! COLE: WOAH!! That?s gonna happen TONIGHT!! LAWLER: But they only have TWO scheduled tonight to come out here. I think that they will need to go 3 on 2 here tonight. COLE: How unfortunate THAT must be!! SHANE: Oh, and BY THE WAY, that 3rd person CANNOT be STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN or any of THE UNION. COLE: I don?t think that that will MATTER to them that much!! SHANE: We have OTHER things planned for tonight, so watch, and BE AMAZED!! Music plays. COLE: So, Austin will have to face a mystery Corporate Ministry member who is new, and is from the CWF, NOT the WWF!! LAWLER: I can?t wait to see who it is!! COLE: But not only THAT, the Sailor Scouts, as they are called, will have to face 3 members of the Corporate Ministry, and they cannot be Austin or any of the Union. LAWLER: They might as well give it up NOW, because NO ONE, and I mean NO ONE, can stand up to THAT combination here tonight. COLE: Well, in addition to that tonight, Hard- core tournament action, plus we will reveal some of a World Title Tournament Bracket here tonight, as well. LAWLER: I?m sure some of them are in the Corporate Ministry here tonight. COLE: I agree with you THERE, King. Okay, right now, standing by, Kevin Kelly, and he?s with Stone Cold Steve Austin. Kevin Camera switch to Kevin Kelly in Austin?s dressing room. KELLY: Austin, you?ve heard Shane McMahon say that you will have to face a CWF Corporate Ministry mystery member here tonight. What are your feelings about it. AUSTIN: Shane, it can be a jackass in a pair of PANTIES. It really don?t give a damn to ME!! I?m gonna go in there, and I?m gonna lay that son of a bitch down to dry. KELLY: Well, you?ve heard the comments, now back to ringside. Camera now back to Cole and Lawler. COLE: Like ALWAYS, Austin doesn?t CARE. He NEVER backs away from a challenge, King!! LAWLER: I KNOW THAT, but how in the HELL can Austin be able to face a mystery person who he doesn?t know one THING about him... COLE: KING, I hear that there is some commotion going on in the back locker room. I think we have Serena Sommers back there. Serena, what the hell?s goin? on back there?! Camera switch to Serena Sommers in some area in the backstage, where something?s going on with SOMEONE. SERENA: Guys, I went past here, and all of a sudden, all HELL broke loose here!! I don?t know who?s locker room it was, but I?ll try to get some... All of a sudden, Mars and Mercury go out of their locker room, and head somewhere. Serena catches up with them. SERENA: Guys, what?s goin? on, here. MARS: That lazy-ass, Shane McMahon, want US to fight THREE people here tonight?! We have a surprise for HIM, tonight as WELL!! MERCURY: That?s right. We?re gonna go and find someone who will REALLY kick their asses here tonight... All of a sudden, the Corporate Ministry (the ENTIRE group), led by the Undertaker, walks by the Sailors as if they weren?t even THERE. However, they go into their locker room. MARS: Hey...WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!! COLE: That was the CORPORATE MINISTRY, KING!! KING: You don?t have to REMIND me!! The camera then tries to get some visual as to what the hell was going on there. They find the Corporate Ministry beating up on some poor guy. Then they put some cloth over his face to keep him from the cameras as they drag him out of the dressing room. SERENA: What the hell is going on here?! The Undertaker then comes over to the mike. UNDERTAKER: McMahon, I don?t care WHERE it is, I?m gonna carry this on, till I have what I want. I can?t get Stephanie, but I got someone else who plays VERY dear to these...INNOCENT ONES, HA HA HA!! Tonight, McMahon, this very soul will become one with the Corporate Ministry. SERENA: Do you mean...?! UNDERTAKER: Yes. Tonight, there WILL be, a SACRIFICE!! COLE: What the hell...?! They go to a commercial. When they come back, the first thing we see is a RAW IS WAR graphic (the new logo), and the usual way they begin an instant replay. COLE: This happened just a few moments ago, King!! The Sailors said tonight that they were gonna get someone to kick the Corporate Ministry?s you-know-what, King!! LAWLER: Well, WHOEVER it is, they will go against possibly the guy we see right NOW!! COLE: Yes, a few seconds later, the Corporate Ministry beat down on ANOTHER ?soul?, and said that there?s going to be another sacrifice TONIGHT!! LAWLER: I don?t want to THINK that this war between the Undertaker and Vince McMahon is gonna make it?s way to the CWF, as well. RING ANNOUNCER: At this time, let me introduce, the FOUNDER and the OWNER of the Cartoon Wrestling Federation, DARKPOWER!! A man in a business suit who couldn?t be over his 30?s comes down to the ring and steps in. COLE: KING, we are NOW gonna hear from the CEO HIMSELF here right now. KING: YES, the guy who made it all HAPPEN!! DARKPOWER, BABY!!! DARKPOWER: Thank you, sir!! KING: He called him ?SIR?!!! DARKPOWER: Well, how are all of us doing here TONIGHT?!! Crowd cheers to the top of their lungs. COLE: There are a LOT of fans here tonight. There?s no denying THAT!! DARKPOWER: First order of business is that the Corporate Ministry better be aware that I am watching their EVERY MOVE!! LAWLER: Oh boy!! I?m all of a sudden NOT liking THIS one BIT!! DARKPOWER: ANYWAYS, later tonight, the tournament for the world title, which will end at WRESTLEMANIA PAY-PER-VIEW, will start, and you will see two matches here that will determine the first match for the tournament next week on RAW!! KING: I can?t WAIT to find out who THOSE are here tonight!! COLE: We can guess who some of those participants may be here tonight. DARKPOWER: Thank you very much!! [he exits] COLE: King, TONIGHT, the start of the World Title tournament will start tonight!! KING: I hope the Corporate Ministry can get a spot in that... All of a sudden , the camera goes to the back, where Shane is running as fast as possible to some place. COLE: King, what the hell is Shane upset about?! KING: I don?t know!! SHANE: Hey, close that thing up, NOW!!! TECHNICIAN: Shane, they?ve already went in there!! SHANE: Godammit!! They are NOT gonna bring who I THINK they?re gonna bring!! TRIPLE H: Listen, PUNK, you do SOMETHING about this, or WE are gonna take YOU down!! COLE: Shane and Triple H are begging for the technician to open up SOME type of portal here!! KING: Well, I THINK he can do that!! TECH.: I can?t, even if I WANTED to!! SHANE: Hey, Undertaker, I think that this guy deserves a SMACK DOWN!! COLE: Oh my God!!! The Undertaker is TOWERING over this technician, and he?s not a wrestler!! The Undertaker grabs him by the collar and proceeds to drag the guy into pile of, let?s say, rank stuff, and throws him into the pile of the substance. They then laugh it off and go back to whatever they were doing. The camera now goes back to the ring, getting ready for their first match. COLE: Well, they can?t do much about what EVER?S goin? on in there!! LAWLER: Who the hell are they gonna bring?!! COLE: More important, WHERE the hell did they go?!! BG VOICE: ?I?m an ass man...? With that, Bad Ass Billy Gunn makes his way to the ring for the first match. COLE: Well, we are set for our first match, where Bad Ass Billy Gunn will go up against Spider-Man here tonight. B.A. Gunn turn around to show us his behind, and shows the trunks, with the words ?Mr. Ass? written on, well, the ASS. Then he takes the bottle of purified water that he was carring, drinks the last few drops of it, and throws the bottle into the crowd. Cole and Lawler are talking while all of this is going on. COLE: We also here that this is the first of the many matches that will be during the next few weeks on RAW and Sunday Night Heat for the World Title bracket, to end at Wrestlemania in some weeks time here, King. KING: Yeah, and get this, the UNDERTAKER is in the bracket, TRIPLE H is in the bracket, and so is MR. ASS!! COLE: Yeah, and so is THE ROCK and STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!! However, we can?t ignore the cartoon stars we have. In the bracket are a few from other Animes. Dragonball Z characers, as you can see, are in it, and ALSO, a few characters from POKEMON are in it, as well. KING: Ohh no!! Not THAT show again. The crowd is expecting the arrivial of Spidey, but INSTEAD, the music of the Oddities plays, and everyone is puzzled at this. COLE: What is THIS?! KING: I don?t think Spidey is THAT wierd to be in with THOSE wierdos!! COLE: Well, he IS odd, to say the LEAST!! But I don?t know why the hell this is happening for!! Spider-Man DOES come out to the Oddidies song, but looking as if he doesn?t know WHY this is playing. He decides ?what the hell?, and goes along with it. COLE: Well, Spidey is as puzzled as WE are here, King!! KING: It suits him PERFECTLY, though, Cole!! He DOES belong with those FREAKS of NATURE!!! COLE: PLEASE!!! Well, Mr. ASS is waiting for Spidey to make his way down the ramp, and we can?t help it but wonder what the hell was all of that rukus about the PORTAL?!! KING: Well, Shane ROCKET IT to that place, and THEN they ORDERED that tech to OPEN the damn thing, and he COULDN?T!! COLE: Well, we want to remind you that all of the previous hero/villian plots of all cartoon stars? respective TV shows will NOT apply necessarily to the CWF!! KING: Basically, that means a hero can tag teams with any arch-villian!! COLE: Well, let?s get set with this match!! The bell sounds, and the match is officially underway. Spidey starts things up with a roundhouse kick to Mr. Ass. THEN he whips him to the far side as Cole and Lawler continue their commentary post. COLE: Now, irish whip to the far side, no, reversal by MR. Ass!! OH, WHAT A HELL OF A SHOT!! Clothsline that almost DECAPITATED Spidey!! WWOOOOWWW!!! KING: That will tignal ANYONE?S Spider-Sense!! COLE: The HELL with Spider-Sence!! EVERY part will be feeling THAT blow!! Mr. Ass now is getting Spider-Man back up, and oh no!! He?s gonna try to end this EARLY with the fam-ass-er!! KING: YES!! COLE: WAIT!!! Roag Dogg is coming to Spider...NO!! He just hit Spider-Man with a damn CHAIR!! What the hell...?! RING ANN.: The winner of the match, as a result of a disqualification...SPIDER-MAN!! Road dogg is now laughing at BA Billy Gunn. You can tell that he only wanted to disqualify Mr. Ass!! COLE: That?s why he DID it, King!! To DQ Ass!! KING: That little TWERP!! I will ASSURE you that Mr. Ass will get his revenge here soon enough!! COLE: Well, Spidey advances, but we STILL got a lot more to go!! Still coming up, Edge and Goku from DBZ will go at it, plus Stone Cold Steve Austin will face a mystery cartoon corperate member here tonight, and NOW I hear that this will be a first round tournament match for the title. KING: Why did they do THAT?! Austin has no chance in HELL!! COLE: And, let?s not forget that Sailor Mars and Mercury will face a 3 on 2 occasion, or so we SUSPECT at the MOMENT, againt Viscera, the Big Boss Man, and Triple H, but KING, we have seen them go into that damn portal, and they may just find who they WANT there!! It could be ANYONE!! Remember that the original hero-villan wars in their cartoon show doesn?t apply to the CWF, so it could be an enemy of theirs...KING, I think I know where they WENT!! We?ll be right back!! KING: WHO!!! WHO!!! They go to break... They come back, with the camera focused on Cole and Lawler. COLE: Ladies and gentlemen, I think I know where the Sailors ARE!! KING: WHERE?!! COLE: I?m not gonna spoil it for the guys at HOME, but now the question is, WHO are they gonna bring?!! KING: Well, if it?s an enemy of theirs, then we may have trouble for the Corperate Ministry tonight!! COLE: Yeah, that can spell trouble for them here tonight if I am RIGHT on this!! Any Sailor Moon fan will know of at least TWO places where they could have GONE now!! KING: Can we focus on... COLE: KING, the Rock has just ARRIVED!! KING: OH NO!!! Camera now focuses on the Rock, who has a gymbag in hand, walking towards his locker room. COLE: King, I?ve gotta believe that the Rock will mean business tonight. But he?s not schedualed here tonight to WRESTLE anyone, although he?s in the World Title Bracket. KING: That IDIOT the Rock is gonna come out HERE?!! COLE: That?s what we believe!! Well, while we got the chance RAW IS WAR tonight is sponsered by Chef Boyardee [he says CB?s little sponser-driven rant] KING: And by Castol Motor Oil!! [He says the rant for them] COLE: And by WWF: the Music Volume Three!! Now hear the entrance themes of your favorite WWF superstars, now avaliable at all Record Town & The Wall locations, as well as all other fine CD retailers. BG: ?Do you smell what the Rock is cookin?? All of the fans get up for the People?s Champ, the Rock, as they scream to the top of their lungs for the Rock. The Rock makes his enterance, making the Peoples Eyebrow halfway down. COLE: The ROCK IS HERE!! KING: Don?t REMIND ME!! COLE: He?s gonna have SOMETHING to say, I GUARENTEE THAT!! The Rock,now in the ring, asks for a mike, and gets his wish, and he starts to speak. ROCK: At last, the ROCK has FINALLY come to the CWF!! CROWD: **cheers** ROCK: Now, the Rock is gonna take his ass to Wrestilemania, and BECOME the CWF champion!! But FIRST, the ROCK will have to kick some ass and TAKE NAMES along the way!! The FIRST guy to get it is that clown in a TUX... The Corperate Ministry music starts to play for no known reason. COLE: What the hell is THIS?! KING: I don?t know!! It HAS to do with the portal, The Rock, AND whoever the Undertaker wants to sacrifice here tonight. Boos flood the arena as Shane makes his enterance alone. COLE: Well, King, I think the Rock was talking about the person that will be facing him next week on RAW, Tuxedo Mask, who has ALSO been with the Scouts tonight. I think HE?LL have something to say about what the ROCK said tonight!! HOWEVER, Shane is out here NOW!! KING: Give him some RESPECT, Michal Cole, and SHUT UP!! SHANE: ROCK, you have the COHONAS to come out here on RAW at ALL?!! ROCK: Shane, to the Rock, you are nothing more than a.. CROWD AND ROCK:...ROODY POO CANDY ASS!! COLE: That?s how they feel about SHANE ruining the Rock?s two cents. SHANE: Well, ROCK, I suppose that BECAUSE you SAY that you?re gonna go to Wrestlemania in that Title Match, I can?t put a few ?bumps in the road? as you might say!! ROCK, next week, you and that STUPID, NO GOOD, CLOWN in a TUX will be a HARDCORE RULES MATCH!! COLE: WOAH!!! ROCK: Shane, you can pull out EVERY SIGNAL TRICK IN THE DAMN BOOK, it will not stop me from getting what I want. TM will go ONE ON ONE with the GREAT ONE!! And the MILLIONS... CROWD: ...and millions!! ROCK:...and MILLIONS of the Rock?s fans will see the Rock kick his ROODY POO CANDY ASS all over GOD?S GREEN EARTH!! If you [crowd joins in] SMMMMEEEEEELLLLLLLL....WHAT THE ROCK...!! CROWD:...IS COOKIN!!! ROCK:...IS COOKIN!! [he starts to exit, as Shane has already left] COLE: Well, the Rock and Mask next week will be a Hardcore Rules match!! KING: The Rock has NO CHANCE IN HELL!! COLE: Also, we have schedualed Stne Cold and this Mystery Opponent!! Who the hell will THAT be?!! And ALSO, Mercury and Mars, 3-on-2 at the moment, against the Corperate Ministery?s Bigboss Man, Triple H, and Visera tonight, but they went and tried to get POSSIBLY one of their ENEMIES tonight, King!! KING: I know of only TWO places they could?ve gone!! COLE: And also, Edge vs. Goku, NEXT!! Break time. They come back. As they come back, a logo at the bottom left corner of the screen has a TV with ?GTV!?, and it?s right on the Brood?s locker room. Edge is not there because of his match. GANGREL: What the hell is all of THIS!! CARTOON stars wrestling US!! How PATHETIC!! CHRISTIAN: I guess it?s what sells these days!! GANGREL: They even got a damn WEBSITE all to themselves!! CHRISTIAN: Hey, at least they have those good looking Anime girls here!! GANGREL: Yeah, especially those BIMBO Sailor Scouts!! HEH HEH!! CHRISTIAN: Did you see that one!! Long black hair. Red skirt on!! Man, she was KILLER!! GANGREL: Yeah, and that OTHER one that was WITH her!! BLUE HAIR!! MAN, I could stay awake for her all NIGHT, if you know what I mean!! CHRISTIAN: Hey, do you know if Edge is gonna win that match tonight?! GANGREL: Who CARES!!! With all of these cute- looking Anime GIRLS walking around, who needs a TITLE!! The camera goes back to ringside, as Cole and the King resume commentary, puzzled about what they just saw out of ?GTV!? COLE: What the hell was ?GTV!??!! KING: I don?t know, but Gangrel certanly DOES know SOMETHING about those Scouts!! PUPPIES!! COLE: Oh, King, don?t start with THAT!! KING: That show is an entire DOG POUND according to THEM!! COLE: SPEAKING of Edge [as his music plays], here he comes!! The camera searches in the audience for him. Sure enough, here he comes. COLE: I wonder if he knows that his fellow comerades were a part of GTV?!! KING: Well, I wonder if he knows what kind of challenges he faces in THIS match!! COLE: Goku will challenge him this match to advance in the Title Bracket here tonight. The other one is Austin vs. mystery CWF Corperate- Ministry member!! KING: And here comes that IDIOT Goku now!! COLE: Yeah, he has a LOT of strength and power, but no one knows how Edge will CHALLENGE that!! Speed and agility are Edge?s main strong points!! KING: Well, let?s get ready to go!! COLE: Yeah, and...WAIT!! [the lights went out] What the hell is all of THIS!! Undertaker?s music plays. Out comes the Undertaker and some of the Corperarte Ministry...INTO THE RING!! They kick both of the combatants? asses, and then signals for the Undertaker?s symbol. It comes down, and the Undertaker proceeds to bring the person that they captured from the Sailors? locker room earlier in the night. COLE: King, what the hell are they DOING!! KING: I don?t know, Michal Cole!! COLE: The Undertaker is planning SOMETHING!! Paul Bearer grabs a mike, while the Undertaker starts to speak, with the Corperate Ministry putting this person on the symbol. UNDERTAKER: Tonight, you WILL be sacrificed, and become one with the Corperate Ministry!! Ah be la cur reh ha [this is him speaking in toungue, by the way. Not supposed to mean a DAMN thing] la reh naha barah. [he uncovers the guy] The guy turns out to be...PRINCE DIAMOND, who has had a history with Sailor Moon and company. COLE: Oh my God, KING, that?s Prince Diamond from the Dark Moon!! KING: He?s becoming one with the Corperate Ministry. The next few minutes of this are difficult to describe. After a few minutes of this, he is taken off the symbol, and he follows the rest of the Corperate Ministry. COLE: Oh my God!! He?s joined the Corperate ministry...AGAINST HIS WILL!! KING: I think he might be the cartoon memeber. COLE: I think Shane was lying about that part of the newest member!! We?ll be BACK!! They go to a break, then come back... COLE: Okay, we are ready for the Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Mystery Corperate Ministry member right now. Stone Cold Steve Austin?s music plays. Everyone gets jacked as they raise the rafters with their cheering. He makes his way to the ring. Then he waits for the mystery corperate member. Then a man with a red cloaked robe comes out. he has a hood on so he cannot be seen. He comes out into the ring with the rest of the Corperate Ministry. They then uncover the hood, and it turns out to be...VINCE MCMAHON all along. COLE: KING, that?s... KING: VINCE MCMAHON, HA HA HA!! Stone Cold then charges Vince and tackles him, then starts to punch him to great extremes. The rest of the Corperate Ministry start to try to attack Austin. Austin then makes his way out of the ring to escape the onslaught. He then raises both of his middle fingers to the Corperate Ministry. They are shocked, and the fans cheer him on. VINCE: Stone Cold, there is no low that I won?t stoop to to make you?re life a living HELL!! COLE: Well, standing by is Kevin Kelly!! Kevin, what?s going on with that portal?!! Do we know where that leads to?!! Switch to Kelly, who is at a hallway. KEVIN KELLY: Yes we DO, Michal Cole!! It seems that they went to the Negaverse to try to get what could possibly be the best CWF star that we have...HERE THEY COME!! Out comes Mars and Mercury, with a woman. She is all covered up to prevent spoiling the surprise. KEVIN: Girls, why THERE to try to get someone!! MARS: Kevin, we?re only enemies on TV!! Shane wants to restrict US from various groups. We?ll show that son of a bitch that we don?t lay down for no BODY!! Let?s go!! They leave the scene. COLE: Who IS it?! We?ll find out NEXT!! Break time. They soon come back after a news update, where the Corperate Ministry?s music starts to play. COLE: Well, King, we have taken the last of our commercial breaks, and we are ready with The Bigboss Man, Triple H, and Visera versus Sailor Mercury, Sailor Mars, and someone from the Negaverse. KING: I really don?t understand this. Why would the Sailors go to a place they would hate more than JAIL, and get someone who took part in destroying their home to take out ANYONE, any less these three?! COLE: Well, as they make their way into the ring, we would like to remind you that all of the cartoon characters seen here are copyrighted to their respective companies and creators, and no copyright infringiment is intended. WWF names and trademarks are copyrighted to the World Wrestling Federation, and all names are intended for the sole use of production to our audience. KING: Yeah, except those that won?t BE here next week because of an ass-whuppin? by the Corperate Ministry!! COLE: Oh, will you STOP IT!! KING: What?! As they say this, the theme for Sailor Moon echos through the arena, and Merc and Mars come out with there found ally, and make it to the ring. During this, the crowd showers them with cheers, and a sign that says ?Sailor Moon kicks ass? is shown. They signal to cut the music, as Shane and Vince are now outside the ring, as everyone except the schedualed three has left the arena. Mars grabs the mike and proceeds to speak. MARS: Vince, Shane, you forgot that one little rule that Darkpower made when making this CWF. And that is that we don?t NEED to carry on the bad guy/good guy rivalries that our shows have done. With THAT being SAID, I think you should say HI to not only our our 3rd party in this shin-dig, but also who WILL be the NEXT CWF champion!! With that, the mystery figure unrobes herself, turning out to be...QUEEN BERYL!! Everyone is at SHOCK, including Vince and Shane McMahon, who are at static at what has just transpired here. COLE: KING, THAT?S THERE GREATEST ENEMY, AND THERE TEAMING UP TOGETHER!! KING: NO WAY!! VINCE: WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING HERE?!! COLE: THE FANS LOVE THIS, ALL OF A SUDDEN!! [the bell rings] And we are officially underway!! But who?s gonna start this off, here!! It seems that Mars wants to start off things with a bang, as Triple H wants to start off for the Ministry. Triple H doesn't even see Mars tackle him a la Stone Cold Steve Austin. She then punches his face left and right, then gets back up after a few of these. COLE: Triple H is reeling, and I cannot believe that they actually got Beryl to represent them, as Triple H goes outside the ring to try to regain conrol of himself. KING: That's right, Helmsly, get a cool down. Take a look at what THEY have, and don't let that shock you. COLE: Oh PLEASE!! Did you hear what ELSE they said about QB. They said that she would be the next CWF CHAMPION!! KING: No WAY she's gonna be the next CWF champion. Triple H gets back into the ring...AND TAGS THE 400 POUND PLUS VISERA!! COLE: UH OH!! Here comes one big guy!! KING: Oh YEAH!! NOW we'll see what these Sailors are ALL ABOUT!! Mars, seeing that she doesn't even have a CHANCE against the 400 pounder, tags in Mercury, and they both richochet off the rops and duel closeline him. He actually goes down from this. Then they pick him up and duel suplex him down to the ground. At this time the ref, Earl Hebner, askes for Mars to exit the ring due to his 5 count She does that. as Visera is reeling from the double teaming. COLE: I guess the damage has been done here, King!! KING: Do something, Bossman. COLE: We haven't seen Beryl IN yet!! Visera tries to make a tag, but no good, as Mercury lays him back down, richochets off the ropes, andlegdrops him on his throat. Visera is hurting now, ads he is now able to roll over and tag the Bossman in. COLE: Here comes the man from Cobb County penetentery, King!! KING: Oh YEAH!! COLE: MErcury is staying in the ring, saying that she WANTS the Bossman. KING: She's gotta be out of her MIND!! The Bossman misses with a right hand, and Mercury picks him up and does a belly to back suplex on him, surprising since Mercury gives up 100 pounds to the Bossman. She then actually rips that bulletproof vest type padding off of the Bossman and proceeds to punch his stomach HARD. The Bossman is reeling. But Mercury isn't done yet. She takes the Bossman and throws him to the turnbuckle and kicks him in the face a few times beforespin kicking him, sending him down on his ass. Then, to the surprise of EVERYONE, Mercury goes to the other side of where Bossman's turnbuckle is, gets ready, runs over, and preformes X-Pac's Bronco Buster on Bossman. COLE; KING, WHAT THE HELL...?! KING: SHANE, she's stealing YOUR move!! COLE: That's X-Pac there!! I don't know if she's a fan of DX, but... Bossman now tags in Triple H back, now recovered after the onslaught. KING: Oh YEAH!! COLE: NOW what?!! Mercury, seeing that this is as good of a time as any to give in to the fans needs and wants, tags in Queen Beryl. KING: AHHH!!! COLE: HERE WE GO!! She litterly SOARS over the ropes. Triple H tries to beg for mercy. You already know the answer to THIS!! Beryl doesn't give in to HHH's request, and catches him while he tries to run away from her. She then turns him around to face him and punches his face hard a couple of times, then sweeps him down to the ground. She then picks him up off the ground, and richochets off the ropes a couple of times before landing a hard closeline on Triple H. HHH flies and flips onbce before hitting the mat from the supurb force of that closeline. HHH then gets back up and goes into a turnbuckle. Not letting up on him, the evil queen punches him in the mouth a couple of times, goes to the opposite turnbuckle, and charges him with a hard closeline. HHH wobbles around before hitting the canvas. KING: AHH!! Do something Shane!! VINCE, we need you!! COLE: Oh, [sarcastically] Vince, we NEED you!! Beryl's littlerly cleaing HOUSE!! Beryl then sees Bossman try to save HHH. No good. She kicks him in his now exposed (and hurt) stomach. She then piledrives him to the mat. Visera then comes in...or TRIES to, anyways. Beryl doesn't even let Visera come into the ring, as he picks up Bossman BY THE BELT and throws him as a human projectile at Visera. Bossman collides into Visera, as the two fall to the outside, where Triple H has now gone to, and has gone up the ramp. COLE: Triple H is trying to escape. And Beryl's going after him. KING: AHH!! Watch it, guys!! Beryl meets HHH halfway up the ramp, and start to slug it out with a punching contest. It ends with Beryl punching HHH with one that sends him to the ramp's cold steel. HHH is now bleeding at the mouth. Beryl now sees him try to actually CRAWL out of harms way. Beryl is just about to grab him again when she feels a hard slap in her back. It's from the Bossman's knife stick. KING: Yeah, Bossman!! COLE: King, I don't think that helped HIM any!! He shouldn't of DONE THAT, since it appears it had no effect on her. She then looks up at the Bossman, and all of a sudden, the Bossman is backing up from her when a minute ago he was trying to nail her with that stick. He is backing up from Beryl, but doesn't see Mercury right behind him. He bumps into her, then turns around. He finds himself TRAPPED!! Mercury then grabs the knife stick and hits HIM in the stomach with it. She then drops it and sends him into the steel steps. The Bossman's back hits the steps hard, as they come apart. She then takes the top half of the steps, holds them high over her head, and drops them down on the Bossman's back. He is now in pain. She picks him up again and walks him over...RIGHT WHERE COLE AND LAWLER ARE!! COLE: Hey. Mercury is..OHH MY GOD!! The Bossman's head just bounced RIGHT OFF our broadcast position here. KING: Watch it, Michael!! COLE: Take this somewhere ELSE, PLEASE!! They do...TO THE SPANISH ANNOUNCING TEAM'S TABLE!! Mercury punches the Bossman a few times to soften him up, then lays him down on the table. She then goes to Cole and the King's table, stands on it, and preforms a elbow drop to the Bossmsan from the table. The force breaks down the Spanish table. The Bossman is now down and OUT!! Meanwhile, up the ramp, Beryl is STILL on Triple H. However, she is now on the top of the ramp with HHH when the Undertaker appears behind her. She doesn't see him until she turns around. The Undertaker punches her in the throat a couple of times. Then...SOUNDS OF GLASS SHATTERING FILL THE ARENA...FOLLOWED BY THE MUSIC OF STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!! COLE: KING, STONE COLD IS BACK!! KING: OH NO!! Stone Cold takes the Undertaker and now they are slugging it out on the stage. This gives Beryl the chance to send this back into the squared circle. She does with HHH with her. She throws him back into the ring, and follows him. She then picks him up in a bodyslam type fashion, then slams him. HOWEVER, this is no ordinary type slam. She spins as she is dropping him down, with her on top of him, ready to pin him. COLE: BERYL HAS TRIPLE H, Earl Hebner has seen it, and is coming back!! 1...2...3!!! We've got ourselves a WINNER!! RING ANNOUNCER: Your winners of the match, Mercury, Mars, and Queen Beryl. COLE: I don't think anyone ELSE knows that she has WON this thing. KING: I don't think anyone else ringside CARES!! We've got EVERYTHING going here. COLE; WAIT A MINUTE, the Undertaker is coming back to the squared circle!! He knows what Beryl did. Oh my God!! Beryl tries to get at the Undertaker, but the Undertaker blocks her punch and thorat-punches her. She then sees Austin coming to the ring. Mercury throws Bossman to Vince, while Visera has hightailed it there, as well. Triple H is too hurt to really DO anything, as Austin turns the Undertaker around, throws the double middle finger in his FACE, kicks him in his midsection, then... COLE: STUNNER!! STUNNER!! The Undertaker has just gotten the Stone Cold Stunner!! Triple H is rolled out of the ring as well as the Undertaker, as Mars and Mercury join Beryl and Austin in the ring. Austin then asks for a LOT of...STEVEWISERS!! He then throws one to each combatant of the winning team. COLE: I don't think...!! Beryl, Mars, and Mercury all take their respective beers, opens them, and proceeds to guzzle them. The Austin, with a beer in each hand, opens his HIS WAY, by smashing the two together. He then holds them over his mouth as they pour right into his mouth. The others soon do the same. Then they all throw the remains of the Stevewisers and Austin rasies the middle finger at Vince's group. COLE: Wait a minute, Vince is gonna speak!! VINCE: Beryl, be GLAD that you have some new found friends, because you will have no chance in HELL of making it in this company. BERYL; Hey, Vince, as well as Austin, I'm an expert at sign language, [rasing HER middle finger to Vince] SO HERE'S TO YOU!! COLE: WOAH!! KING: OH NO!! AUSTIN: I guess she has got YOU down PAT, Vince!! And I think all of these people have just found out that you are nothing but a piece of human trash, AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE... BERYL, AUSTIN, MARS, MERCURY, CROWD:...BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!! Austin's music plays as Austin throws the mike back. COLE: I guess EVERYONE is ready for Vince in THAT group!! KING: This doesn't look good!! COLE: Ladies and Gentlemen, thanks for joining up!! We'll see you NEXT WEEK!! They go off the air!! Well, what did you think of this weeks Raw is War. Sunday Night Heat is ALSO coming, so be ready for it.