CWF RAW #1O RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: Nothing here is mine _________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler BACKSTAGE: Kevin Kelly Michael Cole The New Guy PLACE: Alamodome in San Antonio, TX. _________________________________________________ [playback of CWF Smack Down last Thursday] JARRETT: Women are only good for three things. Cookin', cleanin', and makin' babies. They are not good for being champions, and they're DAMN not good enough to be....THE ANNOUNCER!! With that, he follows up with a sharp, quick clothesline right into Serena's throat. She goes down hard because of it, bouncing her head onto the canvas. COLE: NO!! OH MY GOD, COME ON!! SHE WAS JUST DOING HER JOB!! KING: WHAT DID I TELL YOU, MICHAEL COLE!! He picks her up again, and scoops her up in a bodyslam posititon, and then rams her into the turnbuckle. COLE: COME ON, STOP THIS!! KING: OH NO, COLE, WHAT NEXT!! Jarrett grabs her leg, and pulls her other leg. Wit both legs in Jarrett's hands, he pulls hard, yanking Serena's torso into the ring post...The crowd boos relentlessly. COLE: MY GOD!! JARRETT IS THE SICKEST MAN I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY....NO, NO, NO!! Jarrett signals for the figure four...OUTSIDE THE RING!! He wraps Serena's legs around the ring post, and then Jarrett gets into position, and then preforms a figure four leglock from there. ...COLE:...I THINK I HEARD A BONE SNAP IN HALF!! ...PARAMEDIC #1: Serena, keep still!! SERENA: AHHH!! AHHH!!! COLE: ...the entire Fleet Center echoed that scream of agony by our collegue!! [later that night] BERYL: Darkpower, let me assure you that I only like you!! I don't have feelings that deep for you....YET!! [on G-TV--->]She stops talking, as DP and QB get closer to each other, then they put their arms around each other, and they...KISS ON THE LIPS!! COLE: [in his most excited voice] WOAH!! KING: AHHH!! They continue their DEEP kiss, as they moves their arms up and down each other (in other words, ALL OVER EACH OTHER!!). COLE: KING, DOES THIS PROVE ANYTHING NOW?! KING: I HAVE TO BELIEVE SO!! ...COLE: And now Darkpower saw it, as well, and look at his face!! HHH: Okay, Darkpower, you tell me right NOW [he gets up in DP's face]!! Tell me that you are not in love with Queen Bitch!! Tell me!! ...DARKPOWER: If you want to know that, Triple H...YES, we are in love!! COLE: WOAH!!!! ...HHH: ...[he drops the mike and goes toward DP] ...COLE: ...[all of a sudden, Chyna hits DP from behind in his...JEWELS!!] Oh, COME ON NOW!! ...QUEEN BERYL IS COMING OUT HERE, AND NOW TRIPLE H AND CHYNA ARE HEADING FOR HIGHER GROUND HERE!! COLE: ...[they start to kiss again] WOAH!! KING: THEY DIDN'T NEED G-TV!! COLE: TALK ABOUT BEING TRUTHFUL!! [later that night] COLE: ...WAIT A MINUTE, WHO THE HELL!! A MAN IN A HOODED ROBE IS RUNNING OUT HERE!! WHO THE HELL?!...DECKED GIOVANNI WITH THE CHAIR, AND NOW THE FIGURE IS LAYING THE SMACK DOWN ON BUTCH AND CASSIDY WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!! ...He undos the robe...IT'S DANIEL OF TEAM ROCKET!! COLE: [in his best excited voice] KING, DANIEL IS BACK!! THAT WAS DANIEL!! HE'S BACK, AND HE'S HELPED TEAM ROCKET OUT BIG TIME, AND BUTCH, CASSIDY, AND GIOVANNI IS OUT COLD!! DANIEL HAS THE MIKE!! DANIEL: ...LEARN IT.....KNOW IT........LIVE IT....!! J&J, DANIEL, & CROWD: SUCK IT!! ...COLE: ...THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW, ON THE...STENERM OF GIOVANNI!! 1, 2, 3!!! [bell rings] WE HAVE THE WINNER!!....DANIEL IS BACK IN THE FOLD WITH TEAM ROCKET!! [stop flashback] The intro begina and then soon ends, as Raw is War begins, as the many fans are shown cheering at the top of their lungs in San Antonio, Texas, and the Alamodome. JR starts commentary. JR: ARE YOU READY FOR A WILD RIDE TONIGHT!! WE ARE, AND WE'RE NOT GONNA STOP FOR ANOTHER TWO HOURS, AS WE ARE READY FOR RAW IS WAR HERE LIVE IN THE ALAMODOME, ON PFFML!! THE PLACE HAS BEEN SOLD OUT FOR WEEKS, AND THEY ARE READY TO START, AS WELL ARE WE!! BG: ONESELF, IS THIS ON!! HA, YOU GO AND HIT ME WITH THAT TRIPLE H!! KING: HERE COMES YOUR FAVORITE PERSON, JR!! TRIPLE H!! JR: I COULD DISAGREE WITH THAT ONE IN ALL TERMS!! WELCOME TO RAW IS WAR, EVERYONE, I AM JIM ROSS ALONGSIDE JERRY "THE KING" LAWLER, AND HERE TONIGHT, WE EXPECT A LOT OF THINGS TO HAPPEN, AND WE HOPE TO HAVE QUESTIONS ANSWERED HERE TONIGHT, AS TRIPLE H MAKES HIS WAY TO THE RING, AND KING, THIS IS PROBABLY ABOUT WHAT WE SAW IN THAT EXPOSE BEFORE WE WENT ON THE AIR HERE TONIGHT!! IT IS OBVOIUS THAT QUEEN BERYL AND DARKPOWER ARE IN LOVE, AND THAT IS NOT GOOD FOR THE MAN THAT'S WALKING OUT RIGHT NOW, AS FAR AS HE'S CONCERNED, KING!! KING: G-TV CAUGHT THOSE TWO HAVE SOME TONSILE-HOCKEY THERE IN THE BACK, AND TRIPLE H GOT MAD, AND CALLED THE CEO OUT, AND THEY WERE GONNA GET IT ON. QB, THOUGH, SAVED HIM, AND THEY KISSED IN THE RING, JR!! JR: YEAH, I SAW IT!! I WAS THERE LAST THURSDAY, KING!! KING: WELL, I'M SURE TRIPLE H IS VERY UPSET ABOUT ALL OF THIS, THAT MUCH IS OBVIOUS!! HHH then grabs the mike and is going to speak, when fans start a familiar chant. CROWD: ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE...!! HHH: LIKE I GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU PEOPLE THINK!! [crowd boos] KING: Told ya!! HHH: LAST WEEK, ON SMACK DOWN, DARKPOWER, YOU LET THE WORLD KNOW THAT YOU ARE CHOOSING FAVORITES IN THE SIX-PACK MATCH AT NO MERCY!! PERSONALLY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SEE IN THAT UGLY STANK!! JR: OH COME ON!! KING: HA HA!! HHH: I MEAN, COME ON, SHE'S THE UGLIEST BITCH THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN!! I HOPE THAT YOU TWO ----- ----- ---- ---- -----, ------ THAT WOULD BE AN INSULT TO YOU!! JR: COME ON, TRIPLE H, SHOW A LITTLE RESPECT, WILL YOU?! KING: HE PROBABLY DOESN'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD, JR!! JR: I WOULDN'T DOUBT THAT ONE BIT!! HHH: SO, WHAT I AM ASKING FROM YOU IS THAT YOU COME OUT HERE, AND ANSWER MY CHALLENGE, BECAUSE WHAT I WANT FROM YOU IS YOU IN THIS RING HERE TONIGHT, AND FOR ME TO TOTALLY KICK YOUR ASS HERE TONIGHT IN THE ALAMODOME IN FRONT OF ALL OF THESE FANS!! KING: IS HE CHALLENGING THE CEO TO A MATCH HERE TONIGHT, JR?! JR: THAT'S WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE!! HHH: WHAT DO YOU SAY, YOU PANZY!! JR: OH BOY!! HHH: COME OUT HERE AND PROTECT YOUR ONE TRUE LOVE FROM THE FUTURE CWF CHAMPION AFTER NO MERCY!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! Darkpower's music comes on, and he comes out. JR: UH OH!! Is he gonna answer the challenge?! KING: You're asking ME?! DARKPOWER: I ACCEPT, YOU SON OF A BITCH!! JR: WOAH!! KING: HE JUST DID!! DARKPOWER: HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MICHELLE THAT WAY?! JR: WOAH!! HE JUST CALLED QUEEN BERYL BY HER FIRST NAME, MICHELLE!! KING: I HEARD IT, JR!! HHH: WHAT, NOW YOU'RE CALLING EACH OTHER BY YOUR REAL NAMES NOW?!! DARKPOWER: BERYL AND I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT YOUR BUSINESS SHOULD BE, AND SO HELP ME, IF YOU SAY ONE MORE THING LIKE THAT ONE COMMENT AGAIN, I'LL TEAR YOU APART LIMB FOR LIMB!! HHH: WELL THEN, YOU SON OF A BITCH, WHY DON'T YOU TRY IT?! WE CAN GET THIS GOING RIGHT NOW, YOU ----- ------- ------ ------!! JR: OH SHOW A LITTLE RESPECT, TRIPLE H!! DARKPOWER: YOU WANT ME IN THE RING RIGHT NOW?! HHH: YEAH, YOU CHICKEN ----!! COME ON RIGHT NOW, AND FACE M...OH, WHAT'S THIS?!! JR: BERYL'S COMING OUT HERE!! BERYL: DARKPOWER, DON'T DO THIS!! DARKPOWER: BUT MICHELLE, I'M WANT HIS ASS HERE TONIGHT!! BERYL: BUT JUSTIN, YOU'LL GET HURT IN THERE!! YOU DON'T KNOW... HHH: HEY, ARE WE GONNA SIT AROUND AND WATCH YOU TWO HAVE THE WORST HEART-TO-HEART EVER, OR ARE WE GONNA FIGHT RIGHT NOW?! DARKPOWER: MICHELLE, PLEASE... BERYL: I LOVE YOU, THOUGH, JUSTIN!! IF YOU WERE EVER HURT... HHH: WHAT'S TAKING YOU?! DO YOU HAVE THAT STUPID QUEEN BITCH IN YOUR WAY AGAIN!! DARKPOWER: THAT'S IT, YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU WANT ME, COME AND GET ME!! HHH: IF THAT'S THE WAY WE MUST DO IT, THEN SO BE IT!! He goes out of the ring, and into the now sea of referees, trying to get at Darkpower. JR: MY GOD, THERE'S GONNA BE A FIGHT RIGHT HERE AND NOW!! KING: THIS HAD FIGHT WRITTEN ALL OVER IT, JR!! JR: AND LOOK AT THE REFEREES, TRYING THEIR HARDEST TO KEEP THESE TWO SEPERATED, BUT THEY'RE HAVING A TOUGH TIME DOING THAT!! AND NOW DARKPOWER IS TRYING TO GET BERYL OUT OF HARMS WAY, AND CHYNA HITS DARKPOWER FROM BEHIND, AND NOW HE AND CHYNA ARE GOING AT IT, AND BERYL IS JOINING....WAIT A MINUTE, TRIPLE H WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER, GOING TO THAT INJURED KNEE OF BERYL AGAIN!! KING: THAT'S BEEN BOTHERING HER FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW, JR!! JR: TRIPLE H, TAKING THAT SLEDGEHAMMER...TO THE BACK OF THE NEGAQUEEN HERE!! MY GOD, STOP THIS!! CONTINUOUSLY TO THE BACK OF THE QUEEN, AND NOW...NO NO NO!!! OH MY GOD, TO THE FACE OF THE QUEEN!! OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!! AND NOW TRIPLE H HAS HEADED FOR HIGHER GROUND, AND HAS LEFT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME!! THANK GOD BERYL DIDN'T GET KILLED BY THAT HEAD SHOT WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER OF TRIPLE H'S!! KING: BUT LOOK AT HER FACE, JR!! SHE'S NOT GONNA GET UP ANYTIME SOON!! JR: WHAT THE...OH MY GOD!! DARKPOWER: OH MY GOD, MICHELLE!! [he runs over to her] BERYL, TELL ME YOU'RE OKAY!! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME YOU'RE OKAY!! [there is no answer, as DP starts to get tears in his eyes] SOMEONE, GET AN AMBULANCE RIGHT NOW!! FOR GOD SAKES, GET A GOD DAMN AMBULANCE!! TRIPLE H, YOU WANT THE FIGHT TONIGHT, YOU GOT IT YOU ------ --- -- A BITCH!! JR: WOAH!!! KING: THAT'S THE ACCEPTANCE FOR THE CHALLENGE!! JR: MY GOD, THE CEO AND TRIPLE H IN THE RING TONIGHT, THAT IS A SHOCKER, TONIGHT, AND I DON'T BLAME HIM FOR HIS REASONS, EITHER!! HOW LOW WILL TRIPLE H GO, AS WE HAVE PARAMEDICS NOW, COMING TO THE AID OF THE CWF CHAMPION HERE, WHO'S FACE IS COVERED IN BLOOD RIGHT NOW!! MY GOD!! AND SHE IS BEING CARRIED OUT ON A STRETCHER HERE!! KING: She doesn't look good at all, JR!! JR: I can see that!! Well, ladies and gentlemen, the show must move on!! Tonight on Raw, we have been told that Sailor Mercury tonight will be back in the ring, and I believe she has a lot to say since the incident at Unforgiven, King!! KING: Oh yeah, and also, although I could care less, Daniel is back with Team DX Rocket, and God knows what that's gonna stir up for them. JR: Plus, we also hear that Serena Sommers is maing her way to the Alamodome, and she is gonna be on the cell phone, talking to us in just a few moments, and lord knows that she has something to say about what happened at Smack Down last Thursday. KING: Plus, the Dragonball Posse, which was formed last Thursday Night on Smack Down, will be here. In fact, a couple of their fans are in the audience here tonight. JR: Chichi is in the audiance, and we understand that she is 7 month's pregnant with Goku's baby!! KING: GOKU'S BABY?!!! JR: THAT'S WHAT WE HEAR FROM OUR SOURCES, AND... Switch to the back, where a small limo is being pulled up into the garage area. JR: Wait a minute!! This may be Serena here tonight!! The cheuffer gets out and opens the door of the limo. It's the Dragoball Posse. JR: OH MY, AND SPEAKING OF THE DBP, HERE THEY ARE RIGHT NOW!! KING: THIS WILL BE BAD IN A HURRY!! Back to ringside. BG:.....OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW.........YOUR ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! The New Age Outlaws come out to their music. JR: Well, we haven't seen these two together in the CWF, I'm believing, EVER!! KING: I know, but they are back, and they want to hurt someone here tonight!! JR: They sure do, and tonight, CWF Raw is War is brought to you by 1- 800-COLLECT. Save a Buck or Two!! KING; And by Western Union, the fastest way to send money worldwide!! JR: And by Chef Boyardee Overstuffed Beef Ravioli!! Feed the Need!! ROAD DOGG: WE SAID THAT WE WERE INSEPERABLE, AND DAMN IT, WE ARE PROVING IT HERE TONIGHT!! THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS ARE FINALLY GETTING SOME ACTION IN THE CWF!! NOW, LET'S SEE IF WE CAN'T MAKE SOME NOICE UP IN THIS BBBIIIIAAATTTTCCCCCHHHHH!!! [crowd cheers] JR: They will need it!! Butch and Casidy are their opponents tonight!! ROAD DOGG: LLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, CHILDREN OF ALL AGES!! D-GENERATION X AND TEAM ROCKET...!! KING: OH NO!! ROAD DOGG:...PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU, THE FUTURE CWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOORRRRLLLLDDDDDDDD!!! I'M THE ROAD DOGG JESSIE JAMES!!! HE'S THE BAD ASS BILLY GUNN, AND WE'RE THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS!! [crowd cheers] KING: Did you hear them say DX AND Team Rocket, JR?! JR: I most certainly did!! BAD ASS: NOW, IF YOU'RE NOT DOWN WITH THAT, WE'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!!! CROWD AND OUTLAWS: SUCK IT!!! JR: They need to be ready, [Giovanni TR's music plays, as they come out now] as Butch and Cassidy, the evil Team Rocket, are gonna be their opponents here tonight on Raw, and ladies and gentlemen, we do understand that we have Serena on the phone, and we'll talk to her right after this match, when we come back. [start CWF commercial] ANN.: SIX SUPERSTARS!! HHH: I'm after that title!! GOKU: I deserve it!! AUSTIN: I'm walikng out of No Mercy the champ BERYL: This belt is mine!! UNDERTAKER: Armegetton is upon us!! DIAMOND: I should be the champion. ANN.: Three heated rivalries. GOKU: Austin, we've got something to settle!! UNDERTAKER: Diamond, I ain't through with you yet!! HHH: QUEEN BITCH, YOUR ASS IS MINE!! ANN.: ONE TITLE THAT HANGS IN THE BALANCE!! CWF NO MERCY, LIVE FROM CHARLOTTE, NC, OCTOBER 31ST, PRESENTED BY SQUARESOFT'S FINAL FANTASY VIII, AND ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!! [end CWF commercial] They then go to a break, then come back. The match then gets underway. JR: Welcome back to CWF Raw, everyone, and the match is underway!! It is BA Billy Gunn vs. Butch here to start things off in this tag team match!! Billy now, with a head lock on the TR member here, and Butch shoves him to the ropes, and NICE clothesline that time from Billy Gunn. Back up now is Butch, and back again to a headlock, and Butch once again sends Billy to the ropes, and...A KARATE KICK TO THE CHIN OF BAD ASS BILLY GUNN, WHICH FOUND IT'S MARK!! WOW!! KING: JR, I'm telling ya right now, those other TR guys aren't a match compared to these guys!! JR: Butch and Cassidy are a force to be reconed with, I'll agree with that! Butch, tagging in Cassidy, and now lets see how she can do inside the ring. We do understand that the other Team Rocket team is here tonight, and they have Daniel back with them, as well. KING: Can we just not have them out here?!! JR: Well, in any event, Cassidy now, has Bad Ass in a rear chin lock, and now trying to get out of this is BA Billy...OH MY, A KNEE TO THE FACE WHILE IN THAT HEADLOCK THAT TIME FROM CASSIDY, AND THAT SENT GUNN DOWN TO THE CANVAS AGAIN!! CASSIDY NOW, TO THE ROPES, AND FLYING OFF OF THE FAR SIDE, AND JUMPS ONTO THE TOP ROPE OF THE NEAR SIDE, AND....OH MY!! MOONSAULT THAT TIME FROM THE TOP ROPE HERE BY CASSIDY THAT ALMOST TOOK BILLY GUNN OUT OF HIS BOOTS!! KING: MY GOSH, JR, I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!! JR: NEITHER DO I, BUT WHAT I DO BELIEVE IS THAT BILLY GUNN DESPERIATLY NEEDS TO MAKE A TAG TO HIS PARTNER, THE ROAD DOGG. BILLY'S BEEN IN TROUBLE SINCE THE NEAR START OF THIS MATCH, KING!! KING: TELLIN' YA EXACTLY HOW REAL THIS TEAM ROCKET IS TO THOSE IMITATORS, JESSIE, JAMES, AND THAT STUPID DANIEL!! JR: WELL, IN ANY CASE, CASSIDY NOW, TO THE TOP ROPE, WAIT A MINUTE, BILLY BACK UP, AND TO THE...OHHH MY LORD!! CASSIDY SLIPPED, AND GOD KNEW THAT HAD TO HURT!! AND NOW BILLY GUNN, GOING TO THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND SETTING UP NOW FOR A SUPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE, AND...IT HIT IT'S MARK, AND THAT'S JUST WHAT BILLY GUNN NEEDED TO GET BACK INTO THIS MATCH, ANBD HE NEEDS TO MAKE A TAG HERE, AS THE ROAD DOGG IS ITCHIN' TO GE INTO THE RING!! KING: COME ON, CASSIDY, STOP HIM!! JR: SHE'S in a need for a tag, as well, and Billy Gunn, can he, can he....YES, HE'S MADE THE TAG, AND SO HAS CASSIDY, AND NOW THE ROAD DOGG, WITH A SERIES OF RIGHTS TO BUTCH, AND NOW A LITLLE JITTER, JIVE, AND...ANOTHER RIGHT, AND BUTCH IS DOWN, AND NOW THE ROAD DOGG TO THE ROPES, AND A SPINNING NECK BREAKER THAT TIME, AND NOW GIOVANNI IS NOW GONNA TRY TO GET INTO IT, AND NOW THE REFEREE'S DISTRACTED, AND CASSIDY'S GOT SOME BRASS KNUCKLES ON HER FIST!! REF, TURN AROUND, ROAD DOGG, TO THE FAR SIDE...OHHH MY GOD!! THE ROAD DOGG GOT NAILED, AND NOW BAD ASS IS BEING HAMMERED WITH THOSE THINGS, AS WELL, AND NOW BUTCH, WITH THE COVER, AND THE REF DIDN'T SEE A DAMN THING, AS THIS ONE IS OVER!! BUTCH AND CASSIDY ARE THE WINNERS OF THIS MATCH, BUT IT WOULD'VE BEEN REAL DIFFERENT IF THE REF SAW CASSIDY HAVE THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES ON...WAIT A MINUTE, Giovanni has the mike!! GIOVANNI: Hey, Jessie, James, Meowth, and whoever the hell that piece of crap for a person you have as your so called leader. At No Mercy, let's make a deal!! We kick your asses, we get your titles!! What do you say to that?! JR: A challenge to Team DX Rocket here!! GIOVANNI: We'll give ou till the end of RAW to decide!! They leave. JR: Well, Giovanni is giving Jessie and James till the end of Raw tonight to accept the challenge for No Mercy, and from the commercial, we apologize to anyone in Charlotte, but due to a very condemning condition, we have moved the Pay-Per-View to October the 31st, which is Halloween, ladies and gentlemen!! KING: Talk about a trick AND a treat!! JR: Well, right now, we have Serena on the phone, and she is on her way to the Alamodome, as we speak!! Serena, are you there!! SERENA: [on a car phone] Yes, I am here, JR!! JR: The first thing that we want to ask you is how is the leg after last Thursday. SERENA: It's doing fine!! I'm on crutches right now, but the doctors have cleared me to be at Raw tonight, dispite this injury, although I wouldn't miss it for anything in the world, JR!! KING: Serena, I have a question to ask of you!! SERENA: I'm all ears, King Fish!! KING: HA, KING FISH!! Well, has this really sealed the fate of how you think about Jeff Jarrett. SERENA: Well, King, you know as well as I do that I don't like him, and if he thinks that he's gonna scare anyone by attacking ME, then he is wrong!! He didn't scare anyone last Thursday at the Fleet Center!! If he wants to piss me off, then he's already done that, and God knows you don't want to do that with me anytime soon. JR: You will be here on Raw tonight, will you?! SERENA: Without a doubt, JR! JR: Okay, Serena, we look forward for you to join us!! SERNEA: Thank you!! [the phone is hung up] JR: Well, we will be emmercned by her presence in just a moment, but in the meantime, coming up next, speaking of James, it'll be him vs. Sexual Choclate, Mark Henry, and how safe is Jessie from Sexual Choclate, King?! KING: I don't know, JR!! JR: We'll be right.... Switch to the back, where a car is being pulled up. JR: Wait a minute, what the hell is this all about? The driver stops and gets out. It's...STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!! JR: AUSTIN'S HERE!! AUSTIN'S HERE, KING!! KING: AHHH!!! WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?! JR: POSSIBLY TO TALK ABOUT THE SIX-PACK MATCH AT NO MERCY, AND THAT'S GONNA BE A WAR, AND IT LOOKS LIKE STONE COLD IS COMING OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!! KING: OH NO!! They go to a break, then, as they come back...GLASS SHATTERS, and Austin comes out showered by cheers. JR: WELCOME BACK TO CWF RAW, EVERYONE, AND RIGHT NOW, STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN IS OUT HERE, AND GOD KNOWS THAT NO MERCY IS ON HIS MIND HERE TONIGHT, KING!! KING: IT IS, AND I HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT AUSTIN CAN'T WAIT TO GET THE CWF TITLE, BUT AUSTIN, THERE ARE FIVE OTHERS COMING FOR THAT BELT, TOO!! JR: THAT IS THE GOD-HONEST TRUTH!! Austin goes into the ring, mike in hand, as he starts to speak. AUSTIN: For the last few weeks, it seems to me that there are some problems that Triple H thinks are happening. Triple H, what you're basically saying is that you're chicken ---- to face five others at No Mercy, so you're trying to make excuses, because that's EXACTLY, WHAT YOU ARE DOING!! JR: UH OH!! AUSTIN: Also, you have started to say that the CEO of this company is in love with the CWF Champion, who you call Queen BITCH!! Really, Triple H, if I was you, I wouldn't worry about a love brewin'!! i would be more worried about what Stone Cold Steve Austin would do, which is STOMP A MUD HOLE IN YOUR ASS, AND WALK IT DRY!!! [crowd cheers] JR: He may DO IT, too!! AUSTIN: Now, speaking of which, Queen Beryl, you know that we have had our little battle a few months ago at Wrestlemania. Don't expect me to let up on your ass just because I have respect for you, because that never gonna happen. It don't make a bit of damn if the CEO is in love with you por not. i don't think the decks stacked against Austin. I've had the deck stacked against me from day one, and one by one, I have done the same thing that I am going to do to those five this Halloween, which is stomp a mud hole in their ASSES!!! JR: He is psyched!! BG: ONE, TWO!! IS THIS ON!!.....HA, YO JIMMY HIT ME WITH THAT TRIPLE H!! JR: AND SPEAKING OF TRIPLE H, HE HAS HEARD AUSTIN, AND HAS CAME OUT!! KING: BE IMMERNCED BY THE PRESENCE OF WHO MAY BE THE NEXT CWF CHAMPION, JR!! JR: I BEG TO DIFFER, KING!! HHH: Austin, I heard you in the back, whining and crying till your eyes BLEED, about how you're gonna stomp a mud hole in everyone's asses. I don't give a CRAP what happens with Darkpower and Queen Bitch. They can ---- - ------ --- --- I care!! JR: Have you ever watched one of those, King?! KING: I thought I saw Val Venus in one of those!! HHH: It doesn't matter to me!! What matters to me is that she's the CWF Champion, and because of it, the deck IS stacked up against me!! I didn't say that I was making excuses, because it is YOU who is making the excuses, not me!! AUSTIN: If you want to see Darkpower absolutly kick the living crap out of Triple H tonight, give me a hell yeah!! CROWD: HELL YEAH!! HHH: Like I give a CRAP what you think!! Crowd boos. KING: THERE'S honesty for ya!! HHH: Austin, I can kill that son of a bitch with both arms decapitated from my body. In fact, I... CROWD: ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE... HHH keeps talking while the crowd continues the chant. HHH: IN FACT, I CAN CRUSH HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS, AND THEN SERVE HIM TO THE DOGS, TO LET THEM EAT HIS ROTTON FLESH FROM HIS WORTHLESS ASS!! Crowd stops the chant. AUSTIN: TRIPLE H, I COULDN'T HEAR A DAMN WORD YOU WERE SAYING, BECAUSE YOU HAD ABOUT A HUNDRED THOUSAND PEOPLE CALLING YOU AN ASSHOLE!! [crowd cheers] JR: And it fit him PERFECTLY, TOO!! HHH: You just wait, Austin, because at No Mercy, you're ass will belong to me!! AUSTIN: You better rethink thaat Triple H, because when I am done with you, you won't be able to think straight again, AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!! [his music plays] JR: Well, tonight, Triple H will need to focus on Darkpower here tonight if he wants to survive this night, and after what he did to Queen Beryl earlier tonight, King, I don't know if he can survive tonight. KING: Well, I know that Darkpower did this prematurily, and he didn't want ot fight him tonight, but something tells me that he's gonn get as hurt as his lover has gotten tonight. JR: Wait a minute, King, I have just been informed that Misty has just challenged Jeff Jarrett to a return match for the Interconinental Title, and Jarrett has ACCEPTED THE CHALLENGE, and it's coming up NEXT!! KING: Wait a minute, JR!! Jarrett is coming up next?! JR: I guess so... Switch to the back, where a small limo is being pulled up, and the person in it gets out. It's Serena, and she gets her crutches and heads to the ring. JR: And how ironic, King, that Serena has shown up at this time. KING: This is gonna turn ugly!! They go to a break, then come back. GARCIA: Ladies and gentlemen, Serena Sommers. She comes out with her crutches to the announcing position. KING: You don't need me to tell you that I don't like the fact that she's coming out here now? JR: No, you don't need to tell me that, King!! I feel the same way right now, and Serena, welcome to CWF Raw. Have a seat. Can you get in here okay. SERENA: [geting her headset on] Yeah, I can, thanks, JR!! JR: Please, sit down. She does that. Jeff Jarrett's music starts. JR: Serena, did you hear that Jeff Jarrett and Misty are gonna have a return match for the Intercontinental Championship right now. SERENA: Yeah, I heard it, all right. KING: Serena, don't take this the wrong way or anything, but I don't think that you should be out here right now. SERENA: Well, King, i know you're worried about me, but don't worry. I'll be just fine. I know JR has to be a tough guy!! I can have him kick anyone's ass, now can I, JR?! JR: Well, I don't know about that, but I'm sure that Jarrett won't see you here tonight. Jarrett gets the mike. JARRETT: Tonight, you will get a piece of his...[he then sees Serena there] WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! JR: Oh no!! JARRETT: YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE ANNOUNCE POSITION, SERENA!! I KNOW THAT I SCARED YOU, AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!! YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF TONGIHT, BECAUSE YOU'LL BE SUFFERING FROM MORE THAN A BROKEN LEG AND ANKLE!! [he throws away the mike] SERENA: [angrily] Yeah, right!! You better be more focused on what coming to you, Jarrett, not me!! Misty's music plays. JR: Well, in any event, we are going to get it on, here, and here we go. This is for the Intercontinental Championship here. Misty now, with Jarrett and to the ropes, to the far side, and a KICK TO THE MIDSECTION OF JARRETT!! AND NOW BACK TO HIS FEET NOW, AND NOW MISTY, BACK TO THE ROPES, AND TRYING FOR A HURICURANNA, BUT JARRETT REVERSED IT INTO A HELL OF A POWERBOMB!! KING: That was amazing, JR. I don't know HOW he did it. Jarrett then sees Serena, and starts bad mouthing her. JR: I think he's talking to you, Serena. SERENA: Jarrett, get a ------ life, WILL YA?! KING: WOW!! Jarrett then goes out of the ring...FOR A CONFRONTATION WITH SERENA!! JARRETT: Your a woman, and women shouldn't be in the CWF!! JR: Come on, Jeff, stop it. SERENA: What does he want?! Jarrett then goes right in front of her face. JARRETT: What are you, a WUSS?!! SERENA: I'm not listening to you. All of a sudden, Jarrett smacks Serena across the face, knocking off her headset. JR: Please stop here!! Jarrett then punches Serena in the face, knocking her down. JR: OH MY GOD!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, JARRETT?! Serena is then shown having a disgruntled look. She then gets up, and then grabs a crutch. JR: WAIT A MINUTE HERE!! Serena then...HITS JARRETT WITH THE CRUTCH, AND JARRETT GOES DOWN HARD!! JR: OH MY GOD, KING!! I GUESS THAT WAS ALL ONE GIRL COULD TAKE FROM JARRETT, AND NOW, LOOK AT THIS KING, SHE'S PUTTING JARRETT BACK INTO THE RING, AND NOW MISTY, GETS HIM UP, AND A HUNNICURANA, ONE HELL OF A HURRICURANA, AND 1.....2........3!!! WE'VE GOT A NEW IC CHAMPION, KING!! KING: GIVE THE ASSIST TO OUR COLLIGUE, JR, I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! JR: AND LOOK AT MISTY, HOLDING THAT TITLE UP HIGH!! SHE'S NEVER SAW WHAT HAPPENED OUTSIDE THE RING, AND LOOK AT SERENA, CHEERING MISTY ON WITH THE GREATEST DELIGHT. KING: And now Jarrett is outraged that it happen... JR: Wait a minute, he sees Chichi here, and he sees her cheering Misty on here. And...oh no, don't you tell me.... KING: He's going out there, JR!! JR: This isn't....oh no, DON'T DO IT, JARRETT!! [Jarrett then pulls her over the rail] OH, COME ON!! SHE'S SEVEN MONTHS PREGANT HERE, AND NOW JARRETT HAS HER IN THE RING!! KING; UH OH, LOOK OUT HERE!! JR: NO NO NO!!! JARRETT...HAS CHICHI IN THE FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK!! COME ON HERE!! STOP THIS, GOD DAMN IT!! KING: JARRETT WAS SO OBBSESSED WITH BEING THE CWF IC CHAMPION THAT HE WOULD DO ANYTHING HERE, BUT I DON'T THINK THIS IS RIGHT, JR!! JR: AND...WAIT A MINUTE, GOKU IS COMING OUT HERE WITH A GUITAR, AND NOW JARRETT HAS HEAD FOR HIGHER GROUND!! WHAT KIND OF COURAGE DOES A GUY HAVE TO ATTACK A SEVEN-MONTH PREGANT WOMAN, KING?! KING: I don't know, JR!! JR: Goku is now seeing if Chichi is okay, here. Jarrett is not a man, King!! KING: Okay, okay, I get it, JR!! Switch to the back, where Sailor Mercury is coming out into the ring. JR: OH MAN, LOOK WHO'S COMING OUT HERE!! SAILOR MERCURY IS COMING OUT HERE, AND...[camera now catches Mark Henry hitting on Jessie from Team Rocket] wait a minute here. HENRY: Come on, baby!! You know you want me!! JESSIE: Get the hell out of my face. I already told you that I don't want anything to do with you. HENRY: NOT EVEN A LITTLE KISS, MISS!! JR: OH, COME ON, HENRY!! Jessie starts to back away from Henry's advances. JESSIE: STAY AWAY FROM ME!! HENRY: YOU KNOW THAT YOU WANT... All of a sudden, James attacks Henry from behind. JR: WAIT A MINUTE, KING, JAMES AND SEXUAL CHOCLATE ARE GETTING IT ON HERE!! WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN WHEN THESE TWO GO AT IT?! They go off the air. _________________________________________________ CWF WAR ZONE #1O RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: Nothing here is mine _________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler BACKSTAGE: Kevin Kelly Michael Cole The New Guy PLACE: Alamodome in San Antonio, TX. _________________________________________________ They come back from the break. Sailor Mercury comes out to her music. JR: Welcome back to CWF War Zone, everyone, and right now, Sailor mercury s coming out here, and this is the first time we have seen her since Unforgiven. KING: I'm wondering if she'll say anything about that big backdrop from Al Snow at Unforgiven. JR: I'm sure she'll bring that up, but remember that Sailor Jupiter is the Hardcore Champion now. OH MY, she has the mike. I wonder what she's gonna say to the world here tonight. We still have that Triple H vs. Darkpower match here tonight, as well as James vs. Sexual Choclate Mark Henry, and that one has heated up, it seems. MERCURY: Thanks, everyone. JR: She is glad to be back, I can guarantee you that. MERCURY: I would first like to thank my fans for all their support as I got back from my injury. I know that it was so tough to get thourgh that injury, but you guys got me though it. Thanks a great deal. But now it's time to get what I think is rightfully mine, which is the Hardcore Championship. JR: OH MY!! SHE WANTS IT BACK!! MERCURY: JUPITER, I KNOW THAT YOU ARE IN THE BUILDING, AND I KNOW THAT YOU ARE WITHIN THE REACH OF MY VOICE, AND I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU, YOU KNOW THAT!! BUT I THINK THAT THAT BELT SHOULD BE MINE [crowd cheers] AND AT NO MERCY, HALLOWEEN!! JR: IT'S THIS HALLOWEEN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. MERCURY: I WANT A MATCH AGAINST YOU FOR THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!! KING: OH MY LORD, JR!! MERCURY: AND I WILL GET MY TITLE BACK!! END....OF.....STORY!! [her music plays] JR: Oh my, King!! A challenge out for No Mercy is out, and I guess Jupiter has to answer here to this challenge, and we are gonna try to get Michael cole to find Jupiter as fast as possible... Switch to the back, where Sailor Mars is coming into the ring. JR: UH OH!! SAILOR MARS IS HERE!! KING: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SHE WAS HERE!! JR: I GUESS SHE'S COMING OUT HERE!! WHAT'S SHE COMING OUT HERE FOR?! They go to a break, then come back. Sailor Mars comes out to her music. JR: We are back, and Sailor Mars is coming out here for whatever reason, and I guess this will be about what Jeff Jarrett did to her last Monday on Raw, King!! KING; Yeah, I think that it is, too. JR: Well, she's in the ring, and she's asking for the mike. I don't know what this is all about. MARS: MISTY!! JR: WAIT A MINUTE!! WHAT IS THIS NOW!! MARS: YOU HAVE WHAT I WANT, WHICH IS THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP!! JR: WHAT!! KING: WAIT A MINUTE!! SHE'S OUT HERE FOR MISTY?! JR: THAT'S WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE!! MARS: AND YOU COME OUT HERE RIGHT NOW, AND ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE FOR AN IC TITLE MATCH AT NO MERCY!! JR: OH MY!! AN IC TITLE MATCH FOR NO MERCY!! KING: WHAT DO YOU THINK... Misty's music plays, and she comes out. JR: Well, we are gonna find out what she thinks about it. KING: What's gonna happen here. MISTY: MARS, YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT YOU CAN BEAT ME FOR THIS, THE IC TITLE!! I THINK THAT, UNFORTUNITLY, YOU AREN'T DESERVING OF THIS TITLE!! I MEAN, I AM MORE QUALIFIED FOR THE JOB, I AM MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN YOU ARE, AND I AM MORE POPULAR THAN YOU WILL EVER BE!! I MEAN, DID YOU SEE ME IN THAT EVENING GOWN ON THAT ONE EPISODE...UMM... MARS: WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP?! YOU REALLY THINK THAT YOU LOOK BETTER IN A EVENING GOWN, NOW DO YOU?! MISTY: BETTER THAN YOU WILL EVER BE!! JR: OH NO!! MARS: WELL, I CAN TELL YOU THAT I LOOK JUST FINE IN AN EVENING GOWN!! MISTY: OH, SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT ALL THOSE THIMES THAT YOU WERE WITH CASTO, YOUR LOVER, YOUR BOYFRIEND IN THOSE FANFICS OF DARKPOWER'S. I'M SURE THAT YOU CAN'T WOW HIM!! HELL,YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PUT AN EVENING GOWN ON!! JR: UH OH!! MARS: WELL, I DO KNOW HOW TO PUT ONE ON!! BUT I AM EVEN MORE SKILLED IN RIPPING ONE OFF OF YOU, SO!! KING: WAIT A MINUTE, IS SHE TRYING TO SAY THAT...!! MARS: AT NO MERCY, LETS DO THIS THE EASY WAY!! ME YOU, AN EVENING GOWN MATCH FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP!! JR: OH MY!! KING: YEAH, YEAH!!! ACCEPT, ACCEPT!! MISTY: IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!! THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET!! AT N0 MERCY, THE FIRST PERSON TO STRIP THE OTHER'S GOWN OFF GETS THIS, MY IC TITLE!! BIUT ONE THING IS FOR DAMN SURE, I AM GONNA RIP YOUR CLOTHES CLEAN OFF OF YOUR SCRAWNY LITTLE BODY. MARS: WHY DON'T YOU TRY IT, YOU LITTLE BITCH!! COME ON!! RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!! KING: OH YEAH!!! MISTY: ME, A BITCH!! WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ME?! TO ME, YOU ARE NOTHING ---- ---- - -----!! JR: OH MY LORD!! MARS: THAT'S IT!! COME ON!! JR: AND HERE WE GO, AND REFEREES ARE TRYING TO GET OUT HERE TO STOP THIS BEFORE IT GOES A LITTLE TOO FAR, BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT MATCH FOR NO MERCY!! KING: AN EVENING GOWN MATCH!! A FIRST IN THE CWF!! JR: WE ARE GONNA SEE SOMEONE GET STRIPPED TO THEIR BRA AND PANTIES, KING!! KING: WELL, I WOULD WANT MISTY TO WIN THAT ONE, BECAUSE MY GOD, IF SHE LOST...!! Switch to the back, where James is coming out for his match. JR: Well, coming up next, it's gonna be James vs. Sexual Choclate, and God knows how this has gotten out of hand in a hurry. We'll be right back. They go to a break, then come back. The TDXR music comes on, then soon James comes out. JR: Welcome back to CWF WAR ZONE, everyone, and now, James is coming into the ring, and my question is, where's Jessie?! KING: Well, as we know from earlier tonight, Sexual Choclate, Mark Henry, tried to make a pass at Jessie, and James didn't take to kind to that, as Henery is coming out here, and now..AHHH!! JR: JAMES AND HENRY NOW, GOING AT EACH OTHER'S THROUAT, HERE, UP THE RAMP HERE!! JAMES IS ON THE STAGE AREA!! AND WITH MARK HENRY!! WHAT A WAR THIS IS BECOMING, AND WHAT A NIGHT THIS HAS BEEN!!! AND NOW JAMES HAS A CHAIR, AND...TATTOOED SEXUAL CHOCLATE WITH THAT DAMN CHAIR, AND HENRY IS DOWN HERE!! KING: MY GOD, I FELT THAT!! The camera goes to the back, where they see a locker room open, with Butch and Cassidy in the room. JR: What is Butch and Cassidy doing?! [they go out of the room. Jessie is knocked out, face covered in her blood] Oh my God, King, what did Butch and Cassidy do to Jessie?! KING: I don't know, JR!! They go to a break, then come back. They are still in the locker room, where James has now seen this. JAMES: GET SOME HELP NOW!! OFFICIAL#1: WE'LL GET SOME HELP, DON'T WORRY!!! JR: This is a very intense situation here!! Switch to Michael Cole, standing by with Sailor Jupiter. JR: Sailor Jupiter, we await your answer to the challenge that Mercury has issued to you!! JUPITER: Well, I'm glad she's back, but if she wants a piece of me, then she'll have to get her some at No Mercy!! I ACCEPT!! JR: OH MY!! Back to Ringside, where the DB Possee's music starts, and here comes Gohan. JR: Wait a minute, here!! What is Gohan doing here?! KING: WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME THIS STUFF, JR?! The only thing that I know is that Squaresoft and Final Fantasy VIII presents CWF No Mercy, live from Charlotte, North Caolina, October 24th, only on Pay-Per- View!! GOHAN: Jeff Jarrett, you want to harm a 7 month pregant woman! I have a problem... He gets interrupted by Y2J!! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0!! Then a couple of moments later, the usual happens with this, with Jericho coming out and saying... JERICHO: WELCOME TO RAW IS JERICHO!! He then turns around, faces the ring, and as the music stops, he is ready to speak, but then Reenie comes out, as well. JERICHO: I guess you are wonering what you are thinking?! Why is Reenie out here?! Well, seeing that you were, well, out of a shadow of a doubt, out of your MIND when you saw her, I thought that I would fill you're needs for, well, PUPPY LOVE!! KING: HA HA HA!! JERICHO: I thought, why not fill this boring, sleepy part of Raw, then to fill your needs of love!! GOHAN: I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH REENIE!! REENIE: GOHAN, YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE VERY BRAINWASHED TO ACTUALLY THINK THAT YOU CAN ENERTAIN THESE STUPID IDIOTS!! HELL, THE CWF PERIOD WILL BORE THESE IDIOTS!! GOHAN: REENIE, FOR GOD'S SAKES, SNAP OUT OF IT!! YOU KNOW THAT THIS STUPID, IDIOTIC PERSON OF JERICHO CARES ABOUT YOU!! JERICHO: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, GOHAN, IF YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE SO TOUGH!! YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE SO VILE, THEN AT NO MERCY, YOU AND ME, ONE ON ONE!! HOW ABOUT IT?! GOHAN: REENIE, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW MUCH OF AN IDIOT CHRIS JERICHO IS!! I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!! JR: OH MY, AND WE NEED TO TAKE A BREAK!! TRIPLE H AND DARKPOWER, NEXT!! They go to a break, then come back. BG: ONESELF, IS THIS ON!! HA, YOU GO AND HIT ME WITH THAT TRIPLE H!! JR: And here we go now, we have taken our final commercial break, and we want to let you know that Smack Down this Thursday Night will be on Forthcoming and PFFML this week, and, if everythingis back to normal., we will be back at SMR next week. But right now, Triple H and... All of a sudden....GLASS SHATTERS, and Austin comes out and starts kicking HHH's!! JR: STONE COLD, STONE COLD!! AUSTIN IS COMING OUT, AND NOW WE HAVE A....WAIT A MINUTE, THERE'S...QUEEN BERYL, AND NOW WE HAVE A MATCH GOING ON HERE!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! KING: THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE CEO VS. TRIPLE H, JR!! JR: I KNOW IT WAS, BUT....AND THERE HE IS!! THE CEO OF THE CWF, AND BERYL IS HOLDING HIM FOR THE CEO, AND...INTO THE GULLET WITH A TRASH CAN, AND NOW DP WANTS A PIECE OF TRIPLE H, BUT BERYL IS HOLDING HIM BACK!! WHAT'S THIS NOW!! BERYL: Justin, there is something that I want you to know!! I do more than just love you!! You...you've given me much, MUCH more!! DP, I...I can't live without you!! JR: What?! KING: OH NO, JR, NOT THIS AGAIN!! DP: Well, Michelle, that couldn't be any more true about me!! You are my only true love, and I'll always love you!! I won't live to see another day without you!! They kiss outside the ring. JR: OH MY!! WHAT A NIGHT IT HAS BEEN, AND....WAIT A MINUTE, TRIPLE H IS NOW ATTACKING DP, AND NOW AUSTIN HAS TRIPLE H, AND...STUNNER, STUNNER, AND NOW HE WANTS BERYL TO DELEVER HER SWEET REVENGE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! IS SHE.....YES!! PSYCHADELIC DRIVER ON THE SELF-PROCALIMED GAME!! KING: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!! JR: WE HOPE YOU JOIN US FOR SMACK DOWN ON THURSDAY, EVERYONE!! They go off the air. _____________________________________________________ What did you think. E-Mail me ONLY (and not though the mailing list, either). Also give a shout of if you want No Mercy. See ya.