CWF RAW #14 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: Nothing here is mine __________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler BACKSTAGE: Michael Cole Kevin Kelly Lucas PLACE: Staples Center in Los Angelis, CA __________________________________________ The RAW IS WAR intro starts then soon ends, and then the camera gets a shot at the jakked fans in the Staples Center. After about a minute of this, Jim Ross starts commentary. JR: ARE YOU READY FOR THE CARTOON WRESTLING FEDERATION!! WELCOME TO CWF RAW IS WAR!! THIS PLACE HAS BEEN SOLD OUT FOR WEEKS!! THE STAPLES CENTER IN LA, AND WE ARE LIVE TONIGHT!! ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN HERE!! I AM JIM ROSS ALONGSIDE JERRY THE KING LAWLER, AND TONIGHT IS GONNA BE A HELLATIOUS NIGHT!! NEW GUY: THAT'S RIGHT, JR!! AFTER WHAT WE SEEN LAST THURSDAY ON SMACK DOWN, WHICH WAS ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING, TONIGHT'S RAW COULD ONLY BE BETTER!! Darkpower's music starts up, and he comes out to his music. JR: OH NO!! And what a way to kick off RAW by having to endure Darkpower coming out here. KING: Just two weeks away from Survivor Series, and at MSG, he'll have to face the CEO of the WORLD Wrestling Federation, VINCE MCMAHON!! JR: That is right. However, he has TRIED to prove to the WWF owner, and I STRESS the word TRIED, that he is underestinating Darkpower by going into matches. The first one was that Gauntlet match, and the other last Thursday against the Godfather, but both of those two outings he had some help, King. KING: Oh did he EVER!! And TONIGHT, one of those HELPERS is going to team up with him, but I'm REALLY not getting this now. The Big Bossman, of all people. JR: And what a match it'll be. It's the Big Show vs. both Darkpower and the Bossman, and something tells me that Show is gonna tear both of them APART!! DARKPOWER: HEY YOU JERKS!! CROWD: ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE... JR: That familiar chant again!! KING: I can hear them, JR!! He can't get AWAY from it!! DP: YOU KNOW, I STOPPED CARING ABOUT WHAT YOU IDIOTS THOUGHT A LONG TIME AGO!! JR: THEY AREN'T STOPPING THE CHANT, KING!! KING: MAN!! THEY MUST REALLY BE THINKING THAT HE IS ONE!! JR: WELL, HE CERTANILY DESERVES IT!! DP: You know, last Thursday, you thought that I couldn't get any lower than what I said to Beryl last week on RAW!! But I DID!! And there is no LOW that I won't STOOP to to make Beryl's life a LIVING HELL!! JR: OH GOD!! KING: I agree, JR!! She's suffered enough from him. DP: And one of those lows, or HIGHS in MY book, has to be Michelle's FATHER!! I mean, what better way to get rid of that STUPID, UNPOPULAR, HATEFUL person than to be disowned by your own FATHER!! Hey, I'm not cuttong down on any person that WAS...well, maybe I AM!! I DOn"T CARE IF I AM OR NOT, BECAUSE, AS I SAY, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUY YOU IDIOTS ANYMORE!! JR: COME ON, NOW!! DP: That's not, however, counting how the BIG SHOW'S father could've learned from him, but we won't get into THAT!! JR: GOOD!! DP: Other than tonight, me and the Big Bossman will take that Big RETARD to SCHOOL!! And Vince McMahon, you take a look at what I am gonna do to thiat big fat ass retard here tonight, and you can read it and weep here tonight, because I will take the big guy down TONIGHT!! Thank you very much. [his music plays as he exits] JR: So tonight, the CEO of this very company, Darkpower, and the Big Bossman, is gonna try to down the Big Show. KING: OH MAN, JR, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IF DARKPOWER CAN DO WHAT HE SAYS, WHICH, IN MY MIND, KNOWING HOW DARKPOWER HAS BEEN IN HIS MATCHES AS OF LATE, HE COULD WIN. NOT EASILY, BUT WIN SOMEHOW!! JR: WELL, ALSO TONIGHT, WE HAVE SAILOR VENUS AND SAILOR JUPITER BACK IN TAG TEAM ACTION AGAINST THE HARDY BOYZ, AND HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT THAT IS OUR MAIN EVENT TONIGHT!! KING: YOU KIDDING ME?! JR: NOT A CHANCE, KING!! THAT IS OUR MAIN EVENTER TONIGHT, AND ALSO, SAILOR MERCURY IS IN ACTION AGAINST EDGE TONIGHT, HARDCORE RULES, BUT THE HARDCORE TITLE IS NOT ON THE LINE, AND AFTER WHAT WE HEARD FROM MERCURY LAST THURSDAY ON SMACK DOWN, SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT SHE WILL NOT BE IN A GOOD MOOD!! KING: NO KIDDING, JR!! YOU KNOW THAT MERCURY HAS BEEN VERY UPSET, TO SAY THE LEAST ABOUT THIS THING TO DO WITH HER NOT BEING WELCOMESD BACK THE PROPER WAY, AND I DON'T KNOW NOW, JR!! I MEAN, SHE'S BEING SO SINCERE ABOUT THIS!! MAYBE WE DIDN'T WELCOME HER BACK THE WAY WE SHOULD'VE!! I DON'T KNOW!! JR: WELL, IN ANY CASE, COMING UP NEXT, THE ORIGINAL HENCHMEN, ZARBON, AND DODORIA, WILL BE UP AGAINST TWO MEMBERS OF THE DBP, KRILLIN AND GOHAN, AND I UNDERSTAND THAT KING KAI WILL BE AT RINGSIDE TO BE SPECIAL GUEST COMMINTATOR FOR THIS MATCH, AND HERE HE COMES!! KAI, THANKS FOR JOINING US!! KAI: THANK YOU SHO VERY MUCH!! JR: ARE YOU READY FOR THIS MATCH?! KAI: SHURE ASH HELL AM!! Switch to the back, where none other than...THE ROCK come out of a limo. JR: THE ROCK IS HERE, AND NOW BERYL, TRIPLE H, AND THE ROCK ARE IN THE SAME BUILDING!! BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO... Switch to another part, where Queen Beryl is coming out to the ring. KING: WAIT A MINUTE!! JR: BERYL IS HEADED TOWARDS THE RING, BUT THIS IS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT LOOK THAN WHAT WE HAVE SEEN FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS!! WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT?!! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!! [start CWF plug] ANN.: Three contenders JR: Beryl is in SHOCK....THE ROCK IS IN THE TITLE MATCH....TRIPLE H, THE POMPOUS SOB THAT HE IS!! ANN.: One of them wants the support of a CEO back with her!! BERYL: PLEASE, JUSTIN, I'M SORRY!! WHAT DID I DO?! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!! DP: GOOD RIDDIANCE!! ANN.: ONE THINKS HE IS DESERVING OF WHAT HE'S GOT!! HHH: I AM THE GAME....THERE IS NO ONE WHO IS GONNA STOP ME.....LIKE I GIVE A DAMN ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK!! ANN.: AND ONE JUST WANTS TO BE CALLED THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION!! ROCK: THE ROCK SAYS THAT DARKPOWER AND TRIPLE H WILL HAVE THEIR ASSES CHECK DIRECTLY INTO, THE SMACK DOWN HOTEL!! ANN.: ONLY ONE CAN WIN IT!! WHO WILL SURVIVE?! CWF SURVIVOR SERIES, PRESENTED LIVE BY 10-10-220, FROM THE BEAUTIFUL MADISON SQUARE GARDEN IN NEW YORK CITY, NOVEMBER THE 28TH, AND ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!! [end CWF promo] They then go to a break, then come back. Beryl's music starts up, and then she comes out with a different look on her face than what we've seen since No Mercy took place. JR: Welcome back to RAW, everybody, and Queen Beryl is coming out here. The question is, guys, what is she coming out here for. We're schedualed to have the Original Henchmen vs. the Dragonball Possee, but not this. KAI: I don't know, sho don't ashk ME!! KING: Me either. I DO know that tonight, RAW IS WAR is brought to you by Chef Boyardee. Feed the Need!! KAI: And bwy Nokita. Connecting People!! JR: And by Castrol GTX. The only motor oil that provides maximum protection. Catrol GTX!! DRIVE HARD!! BERYL: Justin, can I please have you come out here, please. JR: OH NO!! KING: This is not good. Darkpower comes out, and heads towards the ring. KAI: I hope that she'sh not gonna try to do whatever it takesh here. JR: I agree. You know that Beryl has gone through a living hell after No Mercy, and we are just two weeks away from what could be the biggest Pay Per View of her LIFE!! DARKPOWER: What the HELL do YOU want?! BERYL: You know, Justin, I've been thinking about a lot of things. About No Mercy. How you PROMISED me that you would love me forever. How you totally EMBARRASED me a couple of Monday's ago. I lost my virginity to you, and now I see something that I hadn't seen before. You totally TRASHED me at No Mercy!! Hell, you've BEEN trashing me long AFTERWARDS!! JR: UH OH!! KAI: TELL HIM, BERYL!! BERYL: And you know, doing these past few weeks, I've been acting like a damn PANZY!! Saying about how I couldn't live without you!! How I LOVED you no matter what!! But you know, YOU said you promised that too, and you know!! At No Mercy, I realized that you BROKE that promise to me. I've TRIED to make myself believe that i still loved you. HOWEVER, I see who you are now. Someone told me who you really were!! And that was...A DIRTY, LOWLIFE, SCUMBAG JERK!! KAI: YEAH!! JR: YOU GO, BERYL!! THAT A GIRL!! BERYL: YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE DESERVING OF ME!! YEAH RIGHT!! SOMEHOW, BETWEEN LAST THURSDAY AND TONIGHT, I FINALLY FIGURED OUT THAT YOU ARE NO GOOD, and basically, I CAN live without you. I DON'T need you in my life!!! KING: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! JR: BELIEVE IT, KING!! BERYL: OH, AND HERE, I THINK THIS BELONGS TO YOU!! She takes OFF the ring he gave her the week before No Mercy,...AND THROWS IT INTO THE CROWD!! JR: OH MAN!! KING: SOMEONE JUST GOT A TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR RING!! KAI: SHOMEONE'SH LUCKY DAY!! JR: AND LOOK AT DARKPOWER!! HE'S IN TOTAL SHOCK!! THIS WAS NEVER IN HIS PLANS!! LISTEN TO THESE FANS!! THEY'RE BELIEVING THIS, ALL RIGHT!! DP: BERYL, YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ME!! DON'T YOU SEE?! BERYL: OH YES, I SEE, ALL RIGHT, AND I ALSO SEE THIS!! She takes him and kicks him in the stomach, then preforms the Psychadelic Driver on him, knocking him out COLD!! JR: YEAH!! BERYL HAS GOT A BRAIN, AND THOUGHT WITH IT, ALL RIGHT!! THAT A GIRL!! KAI: AND FINALLY, BWERYL CAN RESHT EASHY!! KING: WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS, HOW DOES THIS AFFECT DP'S PLANS FOR THE SURVIVOR SERIES!! JR: GOOD QUESTION, BUT ONE IN WHICH COULD WAIT FOR NOW!! BERYL: OH, AND IN CASE YOUR WONDERING, THAT HO THAT WAS WITH ME IN THE DRESSING ROOM LAST THURSDAY, DIDN'T PEUSUADE ME TO DO THIS!! IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE!! [she exits] JR: SOMEONE ELSE?! KING: WELL, NOW THAT BERYL IS NO LONGER IN GRIEF, I WONDER IF SHE HAS STARTED TO GET READY FOR THAT TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!! JR: Well, this turn of events DEFINTLY changes the whole OUTLOOK of the match!! KAI: Darkpower ish out like a light!! Switch to the back, where the Original Henchmen are coming out to ringside. JR: Well, the Original Henchmen are getting ready for their match vs. The DB Possee. What is gonna happen in this match. We'll be right back. [start CWF promo] Shot of the CWF heaqdquarters. It is a big place. Words on the bottom of the screen say "CWF WORLD HEADQUARTERS". Then the scene switches towards a door on the inside of the building, way up in the building. The door opens up, and Queen Beryl walks out of it. BERYL: Most people have the wrong impression about the Cartoon Wrestling Federation. [she grabs a steel chair] We're a nonviolent form of enertainment. She then takes that chair and then hits some poor office buff in the back with it. At this time the scene switches to Sailor Mars in another part of that floor. MARS: We NEVER use sex to enhance our image. Behind her, Val is walking behind looking as if he just got out of the shower, reading a newspaper, while a clear cut shot of a woman,...um...doing something of a DIFFERENT sorts to a man. The scene switches to the Rock coming around the bend in a hallway. In the background, Goku is kicking back, drinking a cup of coffee. ROCK: As athletes [taking off his sunglasses] we understand the importance of being POSITIVE role models!! He gives the people's eyebrow, while in the back, someone's being thrown through a glass wall from an office into the hall. Then the scene switches to the elevator, where even MORE chaos is happening, and Team Rocket is coming out of it. JESSIE: We're good wholesome... [a "blind" ref with a steel pipe in hand walks behind them] JAMES:...FAMILY... MEOWTH: ...enertainment!! When he says that, someone gets thrown out of ANOTHER window, into a main lobby of the building of the first floor. The camera follows this man, still on a couple of floors upstairs, but right near where he fell, and it shows Mankind. Trash cans contain fires, and about EVERYONE is fighting someone, while others are running towards the doors, screaming to get out. MANKIND: Trying to make the world a better place for mankind. Cut to the CWF Attitude logo. ANN.: CWF ATTITUDE!!! Cut to outside, where Darkpower is looking at a guy, from, oh, TEN STORIES UP the BUILDING fall out a window, explosion following, and falls down all ten stories, screaming to the bottom. After that happens, Darkpower turns his head towards the camera. DARKPOWER: GET IT!! [end CWF promo] They then go to a break, then come back. JR: Well, we'll be ready for the DBP vs. the Orignal Henchmen in just a moment, but we need to see this again. KAI: A few momentsh ago, Bweryl showsh ush shome will power that we've never sheen bwefore!! [start replay] BERYL: OH YES, I SEE, ALL RIGHT, AND I ALSO SEE THIS!! She takes him and kicks him in the stomach, then preforms the Psychadelic Driver on him, knocking him out COLD!! [end replay] Vegeta's music starts up. BG: I....AM THE BULLGOOOOOOD....I AM FREEEEEEE...AND I FEEEEED ON ALL THAT IS FORSAKEN...I'M GONNA GET YOU! I SEE THROUGH YOU! I'M GONNA GET YOU!!! Vegeta and Krillin enter. Both are decked out in Saiyan battle attire. GARCIA: LADIES & GENTLEMEN, THIS CONTEST IS SCHEDUELED FOR ONE FALL. MAKING THEIR WAY DOWN THE AISLE, REPRESENTING THE DRAGON BALL POSSE, KRILLIN AND VEGETA!!! JR: So we're set to go now with Krillin and Vegeta, members of the Posse, and they're set to go up against the Original Henchmen, Zarbon and Dodoria. KING: This is just what the CWF needs: another little bald guy. KAI: You know, if that little comment getsh bwack to him, what he doesh to you then will be your own fault, you know that? KING: Bring him on! I ain't afraid of a little bald midget! The Henchmen's theme music starts up. GARCIA: THEIR OPPONENTS, FROM PLANET FREIZA NUMBER 97, AT A TOTAL COMBINED WEIGHT OF 826 POUNDS, ZARBON AND DODORIA, THE ORIGINAL HENCHMEN!!! KING: I tell you what though, I like the chances the Henchmen have in this match-up! They only had a small role in Dragonball Z, but man, they are TOUGH! They enter the ring and the bell sounds. Zarbon and Vegeta go to the apron in their respective corners. JR: But don't underestimate the likes of Krillin in this match! He IS a high-flyer, and is as tough as a 2-dollar steak! KAI: Remember what happened lasht time a shmall guy was undereshtimated, King? KING: Oh, don't REMIND me! JR: Gohan beat Chris Jericho, if you remember, King! In any event, Krillin being hammered by Dodoria early on, into the ropes goes Krillin, whip to the far side, WALKS under a clothesline, and a FLYING HEADBUTT by Krillin, into the midsection of Dodoria! Krillin back to the ropes, and a DROPKICK on Dodoria! KAI: That'sh it, Krillin! JR: Krillin, going to work on Dodoria, whip into the turnbuckle- KING: Look out! JR: Oh, Krillin looking for a big splash in the corner, Dodoria got outta there at the last second, and now makes the tag to Zarbon. KAI: It looksh ash if Zarbon caught shight of Vegeta! JR: Oh man, those two have a LONG history together, and now Vegeta motions to Krillin, and, YES! Vegeta tagged in, and now Vegeta unloading on Zarbon! Zarbon shot off the ropes, and a clothesline by Vegeta sends Zarbon down! Here, Vegeta runs to the ropes again, jumps so his feet hit the top rope, and he moonsaults back onto Zarbon. KING: AAAH! JR: WOW!! What a maneuver by Vegeta! He nails his so-called "Saiyan Sault", and here's a cover, 2, and a kickout with authority by Zarbon! KAI: C'mon, Vegeta, it'sh too EARLY to try a pin. Keep ON HIM! KING: Vegeta's gotta come up with something QUICK! JR: Vegeta to the ropes again, looking for a hurrica - no blocked by Zarbon INTO A VISCIOUS POWERBOMB! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN, AND A SAVE BY KRILLIN! And now all four men are in the ring! Zarbon and Vegeta are still going at it in one corner, Dodoria has Krillin in the opposite corner, and now double Irish Whip, both reversed, and OH MY! They collided in mid-ring! Krillin with a swinging bulldog on Dodoria in the far side, Vegeta with a front face lock... KAI: He'sh got the leg hooked...YES! JR: Saiyan-plex, there's a count, 2...Dodoria interrupts the count! Zarbon right back to work on Vegeta, scoops him up, and pile driver on the Prince of All Saiyans! And...wait a minute, who is this?! Gangrel is seen walking down the ramp, a broad smile on his face. KING: That's Gangrel! But what's HE doing out here? KAI: We haven't sheem him in a LONG time! Bwut why ish he bothering in THISH match? KING: Maybe he sees something we don't! JR: Well in any event, Zarbon has just seen Gangrel, and...he's smiling back at him! He better pay attention to the match, because Vegeta's back up on his feet, wait - there's a roll-up, 2...3, HE GOT HIM! VEGETA AND KRILLIN HAVE DEFEATED THE ORIGINAL HENCHMEN, DODORIA AND ZARBON, BUT GIVE THE ASSIST, I GUESS TO GANGREL! BUT WHAT IS- But Gangrel charges the ring, and he, Zarbon, and Dodoria assault Krillin and Vegeta. KING: LOOKATHIS! WHAT-? KAI: GANGREL AND THE HENCHMEN ARE ATTACKING KRILLIN AND VEGETA! IT'SH A 3-ON-2 ASHAULT! JR: THE POSSE IS OUTNUMBERED - HEY WAIT A MINUTE! SOMEONE ELSE IS HEADED TOWARDS THE RING! THAT'S...YAJIROBIE! KING: WHAT? YAJIROBIE?! JR: SUMO LEGEND YAJIROBIE HAS HIT THE RING! AND IT'S NOW 3-ON-3! KRILLIN HAS DODORIA, VEGETA IS DOING A NUMBER ON ZARBON, AND GANGREL AND YAJIROBIE HAVE PAIRED OFF! KING: BUT WHY? WHY IS GANGREL FIGHTING THE POSSE? DOESN'T HE KNOW THE CONSEQUENCES THAT GO ALONG WITH- All of a sudden, Gangrel's music starts up, the lights go out, and red lights start flashing on the ring. The assault continues. KAI: NOW what?! KING: Oh, man, I don't like the looks of this! Lights stop flashing. VERY STRANGE NOISES fill the arena. When they stop, the lights go on, and an angry Krillin, Vegeta and Yajirobie are left in a puddle of BLOOD. KING: AAAAAAH!!! KAI: EWWWW! DON'T TELL ME THAT'SH... JR: OH MY GOD! THE POSSE HAS JUST BEEN THE VICTIMS OF A BLOODBATH! WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! The three thrash about angrily. Then, Zarbon, Dodoria, and yes...Gangrel, appear in the entrance way. GANGREL: HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA! PITIFUL CREATURES! [The victims sight the three attackers.] I AM BACK, STRONGER THAN EVER! BEHOLD! THE THIRD BROOD!!! HA HA HAAAAA! KAI: THE THIRD BROOD?! JR: GOOD GOD! GANGREL, AND THE ORIGINAL HENCHMEN, NOW THE THRID BROOD?! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! KING: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN, JR?! JR: I have no idea, but something tells me that this so-called "Third Brood" will be... Switch to the back, where Sailor Mercury is coming out for her match against Edge. JR: UH OH!! Mercury is coming out here, and things will be heating up in this match vs. Edge. It's a hardcore non-title match, and it is up NEXT!! They go to a break, and then come back in Darkpower's locker room, with Ari entered by that time. Darkpower is throwing anything he sees not nailed down in anger. DARKPOWER: [throwing a BENCH] I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!! WE HAD HER RIGHT WHERE WE WANTED HER!! ARI: CALM DOWN, DP!! WE'LL THINK OF SOMETHING!! DP: I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!! MY GOD!! OKAY, WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING HERE TONIGHT!! WE NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT BERYL DOES NOT GET THAT TITLE BACK!! ARI: HEY, DP, I HAD DONE THIS JUST IN TIME!! LATER TONIGHT, THERE'S GONNA BE A SPECIAL SURPRISE FOR YOU!! DP: A SURPRISE?! CAN'T WAIT!! I HOPE THAT THIS SURPRISE WILL BE A VERY GOOD ONE!! Switch back to ringside, where Edge is coming out through the crowd. Kai has left his post. JR: A SURPRISE HERE TONIGHT?! KING: I DON'T ELIEVE IT, BUT HE COULD POSSIBLY USE WHATEVER ARI HAS IN STORE TONIGHT NOW!! JR: He could, and he probably WILL use it to his advantage, but for right now, it'll be Edge, coming to ringside versus Sailor Mercury, and something tells me that this will not be for the weak of heart. Sailor Mercury's music starts, and she coes out, and the reaction from the crowd is mixed, with some cheering, and some booing. JR: And here comes Sailor Mercury, and a mixed reaction from this crowd here in LA!! KING: No SURPRISE, JR!! And I'M starting to think that she really DIDN'T have the welcome deserved to her made to her when she came back after seeing hoiw SERIOUS she has been about this!! JR: And how would YOU know THAT?! KING: I DON'T KNOW!! It's just a gut feeling that I have, that's all. JR: Well, in any case, this will be a non-title, hardcore match here toniight, and here we go...WAIT A MINUTE, HERE COMES MICK FOLEY!! Mankind is coming out here. KING: THAT IDIOT!! MERCURY: And now Mercury has spotted him, and now she is going after Foley, and HERE WE GO!! FOLEY AND MERCURY ARE GOING AT EACH OTHER THROATS HERE!! SOMETHING IS GONNA HAPPEN HERE TONIGHT BETWEEN THESE TWO, AND THEY'RE GOING INTO THE BACK, AND THEY ARE STILL GOING AFTER EACH OTHER!! KING: WHERE ARE THEY GOING?! JR: OUR CAMERAS ARE TRYING TO GET BACK THERE, AND I GUESS EDGE GETS A NO CONTEST TO THIS MATCH, BUT MERCURY AND MICK FOLEY ARE IN THE BACK, AND THIS THING IS GETTING OUT OF... Switch to the back, where Goku is coming out for his match against Chris Jericho. JR: UH OH!! KING: First Sailor Moon, then Dragonball!! Goku is gonna try to teach Jericho a lesson here tonight!! JR: As Serena said last Thursday, King, Jericho is signing his own DEATH WARRENT!! KING: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT, JR!! JR: GOKU VS. Y2J, WHEN WE COME BACK!! They go off the air. __________________________________________ CWF WAR ZONE #14 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: Nothing here is mine __________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler BACKSTAGE: Michael Cole Kevin Kelly Lucas PLACE: Staples Center in Los Angelis, CA __________________________________________ They come back from break. Goku is coming out to his music. JR: Welcome back to CWF RAW, everybody, and right now it'll be Goku vs. Y2J, and we want to remind you that 10-10-220 PRESENTS CWF SURVIVOR SERIES, LIVE FROM MSG IN NYC, NOVEMBER 28TH, AND ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!! KING: And Jericho may not LIVE long enough to get TO the Survivor Series, knowing what he has tried to do to Japanese Anim鬠most certanily with both Sailor Moon and Dragonball!! BG: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!!! Jericho's music than starts, and then he comes out, runnning out to the ring for his match. JR: AND HERE WE GO NOW!! JERICHO GOING TO WORK ON GOKU!! AND GOKU, WHIPPED TO THE OTHER TURNBUCKLE, AND A RUNNING CLOSELINE BY JERICHO ON GOKU, AND GOKU IS IN TROUBLE HERE IN THE EARLY GOING HERE!! KING: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! JR: GOKU IS BEING MANHANDLED BY Y2J!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE HEARD THAT MERCURY AND MANKIND HAVE FOUGHT OUT OF THIS ARENA, AND ARE GOING TO THE OUTSIDE, STILL FIGHTING!! KING: THERE STILL FIGHTING?! JR; JUST AS BAD AS A ...OH MAN, A INZEGURIE THERE BY GOKU, AND JERICHO IS DOWN HERE!! Goku now, with Jericho, and now Goku, takes Y2J into the corner, and now...OH WOW!! A HUGE SHOT TO THE RIBS BY GOKU!! Wait a minute... KING: What is it, JR!! JR: KING, I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT THERE HAS BEEN A MATCH SIGNED RIGHT HERE TONIGHT!! SAILOR MARS VEURSES, GET THIS, KURT ANGLE!! KING: ANGLE IS HERE TONIGHT?! JR: YEP, AND...OH, WHAT A SHOT TO THE RIBS BY GOKU, AND NOW TO THE ROPES GOES JERICHO, AND A...POWERBOMB BY GOKU, AND NOW GOKU IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! GOKU, TO THE ROOPES AND NOW.. A DOUBLE ARM DDT, AND NOW A COVER, AND ONLY A COUNT OF TWO THERE!! GOKU NOW, BACK TO THE ROPES, AND NOW ON THE ROPES, AND A MOONSAULT THERE FROM THE TOP ROPE, AND Y2J IS BEING DISMANTLED HERE, AND NOW GOKU IS GONNA END THIS, AND...WAIT A MINUTE, HERE COMES YAMACHA!! KING: WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?! JR: I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE'S COMING INTO THE RING WITH A CHAIR, AND NOW GOKU AND JERICHO, AND NOW GOKU GETS SENT TO THE ROPES, AND...OH MAN, RAN INTO THAT CHAIR, AND NOW HE IS DOWN!! JERICHO...SLAPS ON THE WALLS OF JERICHO!! AND THIS ONE IS OVER, AND THE BELL HAS RUNG!! Y2J HAS WON, AND WE CAN OFFICIALLY GIVE THE CREDIT, WHETHER IT WAS INTENTIONAL OR NOT, BY YAMACHA!! Switch to the back, where Sailor Mars is coming out. JR: Well, coiming up next, it'll be Sailor Mars vs. Kurt Angle, when we come back. [start CWF plug] ANN.: Three contenders JR: Beryl is in SHOCK....THE ROCK IS IN THE TITLE MATCH....TRIPLE H, THE POMPOUS SOB THAT HE IS!! ANN.: One of them wants the support of a CEO back with her!! BERYL: PLEASE, JUSTIN, I'M SORRY!! WHAT DID I DO?! I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!! DP: GOOD RIDDIANCE!! ANN.: ONE THINKS HE IS DESERVING OF WHAT HE'S GOT!! HHH: I AM THE GAME....THERE IS NO ONE WHO IS GONNA STOP ME.....LIKE I GIVE A DAMN ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK!! ANN.: AND ONE JUST WANTS TO BE CALLED THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION!! ROCK: THE ROCK SAYS THAT DARKPOWER AND TRIPLE H WILL HAVE THEIR ASSES CHECK DIRECTLY INTO, THE SMACK DOWN HOTEL!! ANN.: ONLY ONE CAN WIN IT!! WHO WILL SURVIVE?! CWF SURVIVOR SERIES, PRESENTED LIVE BY 10-10-220, FROM THE BEAUTIFUL MADISON SQUARE GARDEN IN NEW YORK CITY, NOVEMBER THE 28TH, AND ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!! [end CWF promo] They then go to a break, then come back, with Sailor Mars coming out. JR: Welcome back to CWF RAW, everybody, and this match was just signed here, and Sailor mars is coming out to face Kurt Angle, and... Switch to the back, where Darkpower and the Big Bossman are going to find Beryl's locker room. JR: Wait a miniute here!! What is this?! DP: She's gonna PAY for ruining MY plans!! We're gonna take her DOWN TONIGHT, Bossman!! BOSSMAN: Yeah, and she'll be crying like she was when her father disowned her!! DP: [laughing, as Kurt Angle's music is heard playing back at ringside] YEAH!! Maybe even MORE!! JR: What in the hell are they gonna do NOW?! KING: I don't know!! Beryl finally had enough GUTS to figure out that what DP was doing to her was WRONG, and BECAUSE of it, DP is distraught, and wants to get at Beryl. Back to ringside. JR: Well, we are back out here, and Angle has the mike!! What else is going to happen tonight?! ANGLE: OKAY, LET ME GET THIS STRIGHT!! YOU DON'T CHEER AN AMERICAN HERO!! YOU DON'T CHEER FOR A MUTIPLE TIME GOLD MEDALIST!! [crowd boos relentlessly] YOU CHEER SOMEONE FROM JAPAN!! NOT EVEN FROM YOUR HOME COUNTRY!! JR: WHAT?!! ANGLE: I MEAN, COME ON!! WHAT ARE YOU CHEERING SOMEONE FROM JAPAN FOR?! AREN'T YOU AFRAID THAT THESE PEOPLE ARE GONNA TAKE OVER OUR AMERICAN COUNTRY?! JR: PLEEZE!! KING: LISTEN TO THESE FANS, JR!! JR: I HEAR THEM, KING!! ANGLE: AREN'T YOU AFRAID THAT THEY ARE GOING TO BOMB US AGAIN AND AGAIN?!! KING: WHAT?! JR: HE'S LOSING IT!! ANGLE: I AM A TRUE AMERICAN HERO, AND TONIGHT... During his...well, SEEMILY ENDLESS SPEECH, mars grabs a mike and FINALLY shuts him up. MARS: HEY, YOU ASSHOLE!! Crowd cheers. MARS: WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! You are not making any sense, and what I think is that... ANGLE; SHUT UP, YOU POOR JAPANIESE JACKASS!! JR: WOW!! MARS: What did you say?! COME IN HERE AND PROVE IT YOU SCUM!! KING: WOAH!! JR: AND KURT ANGLE IS COMING INTO THE RING, AND MARS...HAS A CHAIR, AND HITS ANGLE WITH THE CHAIR, AND ANGLE HAS JUST BEEN ANGLED BY THAT CHAIR, PARDON THE PUN!! KING: I GUESS MARS HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH WITH KURT ANGLE!! Switch to the back, where Beryl is being dismantled by Darkpower and the Bossman. JR: WHAT IN THE HELL?! 2 ON 1 ATTACK ON QUEEN BERYL BY DARKPOWER AND THE BOSSMAN, AND NOW THEY ARE COMING OUT HERE FOR THEIR MATCH WITH THE BIG SHOW!! HOW HEINOUS ARE THE BOSSMAN AND DARKPOWER!! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. They go to a break, then come back. JR: We are back, and the Bossman and Darkpower are in the ring, and herew comes the Big Show, and this match is starting here!! THE BIG SHOW, WITH DARKPOWER, AND NOW TO THE ROPES, AND A BIG BOOT TO THE...WAIT A MINUTE!! WHERE THE HELL IS THE BOSSMAN GOING!! KING: HE'S DISTRACTING THE REF, AND THAT'S...A CINDER BLOCK THA6T HE'S GIVEN DP!! JR: AND NOW DARKPOWER...OH, GOOD LORD!! THAT CINDER BLOCK HIT THE BIG SHOW DEAD ON THE HEAD, AND NOW THE COVER, THE COUNT, AND MY GOD, ANOTHER ASSISTED VICTORY THERE...WAIT A MINUTE, THERE'S QUEEN BERYL AND VINCE MCMAHON, AND DP AND THE BOSSMAN ARE HEADED FOR HIGHER GROUND!! KING: BERYL AND MCMAHON!! WAS IT MCMAHON WHO GAVE HER THE ADVICE!! JR: I WOULDN'T DOUBT THAT IN MY MIND, BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT VINCE CAME IN BECAUSE OF WHO IT WAS IN THE RING!! AND BERYL HAD THAT COMMON ENEMY RIGHT NOW!! YOU HAVE SEEN ONE HELL OF A NIGHT!! JUPITER AND VENUS, TOGETHER AGAIN, NEXT!! They go to a break, then come back. Sailor Venus and Sailor Jupiter starts to come out to their music. JR: We have taken all of our commercial breaks, and now Sailor Venus and Jupiter versus the Hardy Boyz, and now here come the Hardys, and this match is underway, and here we go!! ALL FOUR CONTENDERS IN THAT RING, AND NOW THE HARDYS AND THE SAILORS ARE BRAWLING, AND NOW THE REF IS TRYING TO GET AT LEAST ONE OF EACH OF THE TWO TEAMS OUT OF THE RING, AND IT'LL BE SAILOR JUPITER VERSUS MATT HARDY, AND...OH WAIT A MINUTE!! ARI AND DARKPOWER ARE COMING OUT HERE!! ARI'S SAYING THAT DP'S SURPRISE IS COMING UP!! ARE THE HARDY'S THE SURPRISE HERE!! ARI HAS THE CHAIR, AND...OH MY!! KING: I HOPE THAT'S HOW THEY WELCOME THE HARDYS, BECAUSE I DON'T THINK THAT WILL; GET THE HARDYS INTO THE CORPERATION ANYTIME SOON!! JR; AND NOW DP AND ARI FACES JUPITER AND VENUS IN THE RING!! AND VENUS HAS THAT EQUALIZER!! SHE HAS THE CHAIR, AND THEY ARE READY TO FIGHT HERE!! KING: VENUS LOOKS LIKE SHE WANTS TO FIGHT THESE TWO... Jupiter turns around to tewll Venus to start attacking. However, Venus...HITS HER WITH THE CHAIR RIGHT IN THE CRANIUM!! JR: WAIT A MINUTE!! WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! SAILOR VENUS IS CLOBBERED HER LONGTIME FRIEND, LITA!! KING: WHAT IN THE...?! JR: SAILOR VENUS IS BAD MOUTHING HER FRIEND, AND...NO!! SHE'S BEING AQUAINTED BY ARI...KING, THIS WAS THE SURPRIED!! GOD DAMN IT!! KING: NO WAY!! JR: SAILOR V WAS THE GOD DAMN SURPRISE!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!! AND SAILOR V IS CONTINUING THE ASSULT ON JUPITER!! AND NOW DARKPOWER IS GIVING VENUS A...CHAIN ROPE, AND NOW SAILOR V IS WRAPPING THAT THING ON HER HAND, AND NOW SAILRO V IS BANGING JUPITER ON THE HEAD WITH THAT CHAIN!! KING: THIS IS UNVBELIEVABLE!! JR: GOD DAMN IT!! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!! SAILOR V IS MAKING JUPITER BLOODY, AND...WAIT A MINUTE, BERYL IS COMING BACK IN, AND ...A CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD BY ARI!! GOOD LORD, AND WAIT A MINUTE!! THE BIG SHOW, AND HE IS TRYING TO KICK SOME ASS, AND...OH GOOD LORD!! THAT CNDER BLOCK AGAIN ON THE CRANIUM!! THERE'S CARNAGE IN THE RING...WAIT A MINUTE!! KING: JESSIE, JAMES, AND MONDO!! JR: YEAH, BUT LOOK WHO'S FOLLOWING THEM!! IT'S GIOVANNI, BUTCH, CASSIDY, AND DANIEL!! AND NOW THEY ARE DISMANTLING THE OTHER TEAM ROCKET HERE!! GOOD LORD!! IT LOOKS LIKE A CAR WREAK OUT HERE...WAIT A MINUTE!! VINCE MCMAHON, AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS...HERE COMES HIS SON, SHANE!! KING: MY GOD!! AHH!! JR: ARI TOOK THAT CHAIR TO SHANE, WHILE SAILOR V TOOK CARE OF THE CEO OF THE WWF!! MY GOD!! ALL OF THE ENEMY OF THE CORPERATION HAVE BEEN DISMANTLED HERE, KING!! AND SAILOR V IN THE CORPERATION!! GOD DAMN IT!! They go off the air. Feed back and SS orders are good. See ya.