CWF RAW WEEK #17 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole The New Guy RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: Van Andel Arena in Grand Rapids, Michigan ______________________________________________________ A flashback of Samck Down from last Thursday starts. BG: IF YOU SMELLLLLLLL.......WHAT THE ROCK....IS COOKIN'!! COLE: [in very excited voice] WAIT A MINUTE, IT'S THE ROCK!! THE ROCK IS HERE, ...ROCK BOTTOM TIME, AND...DOWN HE GOES!! SHANE IS ALLOWING THIS TO HAPPEN!! AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR IT!! THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE IN SPORTS ENERTAINMENT TODAY, THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW, AND.... KING: AHHH!! COLE: HE NAILED IT, AND NOW HE'S PUTTING SERENA ON TOP OF TRIPLE H!!! 1........2........3!!!! A HUGE UPSET BY THE COMMENTATOR!! KING: GIVE ASSIST TO THE GREAT ONE, THE ROCK!! The RAW IS WAR intro soon starts and then ends, as the millions AND MILLIONS of CWF fans are jammed packed in Portland's Kiel Center, and then JR starts the commentary. JR: GRAND RAPIDS, MICHIGAN IS JAMMED PACK, AND WE ARE READY FOR A GOOD OLD FASHONED GOOD TIME HERE IN THE VAN AIDEL ARENA!! WE ARE LIVE, AND THIS IS RAW IS WAR!! WE THANK YOU FOR JOINING US, AS WE ARE BACK WHERE WE BELONG, ON ASMR NETWORK, JIM ROSS ALONGSIDE JERRY THE KING LAWLER!! WHAT A NIGHT IT IS GONNA BE!! WE HAVE A HELL OF A CARD LINED UP FOR YOU TONIGHT!! BG: ONE, TWO, IS THIS ON!!! YO, JIMMY, HIT ME WITH THAT TRIPLE H!! Crowd boos as Triple H makes his way to the ring. JR: IT WAS LAST THURSDAY ON SMACK DOWN THAT TRIPLE H REALLY GOT THE SMACK DOWN LAID ON HIM BY SERENA, OUR OWN BROADCAST COLLIEGUE, BUT GIVE A HUGE ASSIST TO THE ROCK ON THAT ONE!! KING: THAT IS RIGHT!! TRIPLE H WAS SCREWED LAST THURSDAY, JR, BUT I THINK THAT SERENA COULDN'T OF WON THAT THING ANY OTHER WAY LAST THURSDAY!! JR: WELL, TRIPLE H DESERVED IT, NO DOUBT, AFTER DOING WHAT HE DID WHEN SMACK DOWN WENT ON THE AIR!! TRIPLE H ATTACKED REENIE, AND KICKED AND PETEGREED HER TO THE MAT!! WE UNDERSTAND THAT REENIE IS FINE, BUT IT WAS CERTANILY UNCALLED FOR THAT TRIPLE H DID THAT TO THAT GIRL!!! KING: YEAH, BUT THAT SPARKED A BIG TIME MATCHUP, WHICH WAS SERENA VS. TRIPLE H!! JR: AND THE ROCK PLAYED THE CRUTIAL ROLE IN THAT MATCH!! BUR RIGHT NOW, WE ARE ABOUT TO BE IMMERCED BY TRIPLE H'S PRESENCE!! HHH: THE OFFENSES JUST KEEP COMING AND COMING!! LAST THURSDAY, ROCK, YOU SCREWED ME OUT OF THAT MATCH AGAINST SOMEONE WHO I COULD'VE BEATEN WITH BOTH ARMS TIED BEHIND MY BACK!! JR: THAT WAS A TOTAL LIE!! HE THREW POWDER IN HER EYES!! KING: I KNOW, I KNOW!! HHH: AND LAST THURSDAY, YOU STARTED SOMETHING THAT CANNOT BE FINISHED, SO RIGHT HERE TONIGHT, IN THIS RING, YOU CONFRONT... GK's music comes on, and he comes to ringside. JR: WAIT A MINUTE, HERE!! GREEN KINIGHT IS COMING TO RINGSIDE, AND I DON'T THINK HE'S HERE TO PLAY GAMES!! GK: LAST THURSDAY, YOU GOT WHAT WAS COMING TO YOU!! YOU RUINED WEDDINGS, HURT INNOCENT YOUNG CHILDREN, AND EVERYTHING ELSE!! YOU EVEN TRIED TO HURT ME!! WELL, TRIPLE H, YOU WANT TO HURT ME TONIGHT, THEN I WILL GIVE YOU THAT OPPERTUNITY!! RIGHT THERE IN THE RING TONIGHT, YOU WILL GO ONE ON ONE......WITH ME!! JR: OH YEAH!! KING: WHAT?! JR: TRIPLE H VS. GREEN KNIGHT HERE TONIGHT IN THAT RING!! PORTLAND IS IN SHOCK!! HHH: LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT!! YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT YOU WANT TO GET INTO THE RING WITH THE GAME!! YOU WANT ME TO FACE YOU!! GK: THAT IS CORRECT, AND IF YOU WANT, WE CAN MAKE THIS MATCH A HARDCORE MATCH!! JR: WOAH!! KING: IS HE KIDDING?! HHH: YOU WANT A HARDCORE MATCH WITH ME?! WELL, IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT I WANT A FIGHT TONIGHT, SO I'LL DO IT!! TONIGHT, YOU AND ME IN THIS RING, AND I'LL ABSOLUTLY KICK YOUR ASS HERE TONIGHT!! JR: OH YEAH!! KING: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! GREEN KNIGHT AND TRIPLE H HERE TONIGHT?! JR: THAT'S WHAT WAS SAID OF GREEN KNIGHT HERE TONIGHT!! AND IT'S GONNA HAPPEN, ALONG WITH A HOST OF OTHER MATCHES THAT WE HAVE PLANNED FOR YOU HERE TONIGHT!! TONIGHT, THE ROCK IS HERE, AND ALL HELL'S GONNA BREAK LOOSE HERE WHEN THE ROCK TAKES CENTER STAGE!! KING: AND ALSO TONIGHT, SERENA WILL BE INTERVIEWED BY MICHAEL COLE, AND BOY, DOES SHE EVER HAVE A STORY TO TELL OF LAST THURSDAY!! JR: SURE AS HELL DOES, AND ALSO TONIGHT, THE UNDERTAKER AND GIOVANNI ARE HERE, AND GOD KNOWS THAT THEY HAVE A SCORE TO SETTLE AT ARMAGEDDON!! KING: AND ALSO, RUBEUS WILL BE UP AGAINST MIDIAN, AND SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT SAILOR PLUTO IS NOT GONNA BE FAR BEHIND HIM TONIGHT!! JR: AND ALSO, WE WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS THING WITH TAM ROCKET, AND WHAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING BETWEEN JAMES AND DANIEL AS OF LATE!! IT SEEMS THAT JAMES THINKS THAT DANIEL MEANT TO HIT JESSIE, AND DANIEL THINKS THAT JAMES DUCKED IN ORDER FOR DANIEL TO ACCIDENTLY HIT HER!! BOTH WILL EXPLAIN THEIR CASE HERE TONIGHT, AND WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN THOSE TWO LOOK EACH OTHER IN THE FACE!! Switch to the back, where Sailor Mercury is headed towards the ring. JR: WAIT A MINUTE!! SAILOR MERCURY IS COMING OUT HERE, BUT FOR WHAT!! KING: I DON'T KNOW, BUT SHE LOOKS PO'ED, AS ALWAYS!! JR: ME EITHER, AND I KNOW THAT MERC IS GONNA BE STEAMED AT SOMETHING!! BUT WHAT IS IT?! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!! [start CWF promo] ANN.: ONE MATCH!! JR: THE ROCK IS THE NEW CWF CHAMPION, AND HE DESERVES IT!! ANN.: ONE CHALLENGER!! JR: GOKU IS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE TITLE!! ANN.: ONE PLACE!! JR: THE BALIMORE ARENA, THE SITE FOR THAT MATCH!! ANN.: THE ROCK!! GOKU!! CWF TITLE!! CWF ARMAGEDDON!! LIVE, DECEMBER 26 FROM THE BALTIMORE ARENA IN BALTIMORE, PRESENTED LIVE BY PRICELINE.COM, AND ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!! [end CWF promo] They then go to a break, then come back. Sailor Mercury's music comes on, and she starts heading out to the ring. JR: Welcome back to RAW IS WAR everybody, and Sailor Mercury is headed to the ringside area, and King, she was looking like she was coming with a purpose!! KING: She was, and she still is, JR!! What do you think she is gonna say?! JR: Well, I didn't know that she was even HERE tonight, let alone come to the ring!! But I guess we'll find out, as Mercury is in the ring, and listen to the boos coming from the fans. KING: They're showing no mercy on her. MERCURY: SHUT THE HELL UP!! [crowd boos more] I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME, BUT YOU HAVE TO GO AND CARE EVEN LESS?! JR: OH COME ON!! MERCURY: YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES, THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK THINK THAT I'M A DAMN PUSHOVER NOW, THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ME!! HELL, I BET THEY WISH THAT I WAS DEAD!! KING: WHAT!! JR: THAT IS SO NOT TRUE!! MERCURY: THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT, ISN'T IT?! YOU WERE SO MUCH SPOLED BY EVERYONE ELSE, THAT YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME!! I DON'T WANNA HATE YOU, BUT THE WAY THAT YOU....YOU!! [she starts crying] JR: Oh my God!! KING: She..she's thinking this really!! MERCURY: COME ON, SAY HOW MUCH OF A WIMP YOUR HARDCORE CHAMPION IS TO CRY!! SAY HOW MUCH YOU HATE MY GUTS!! COME ON!! I KNOW YOU WANT TO!! I KNOW YOU WANT TO KILL ME WITH YOUR WORDS... All of a sudden, the Big Bossman's music (of ALL people who could've come out right now) starts up, and he heads to ringside. JR: OH, WHAT IN THE HELL DOES HE WANT?! KING: I DON'T KNOW, BUT I THINK THAT MERCURY NEEDS TO BE REMINDED THAT WE DON'T THINK THAT!! JR: I THINK SO... BOSSMAN: HEY BITCH!! JR: OH NO!! BOSSMAN: YOU KNOW, I WAS LISTENING IN THE BACK, AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! EVERYTHING THAT YOU SAID WAS TRUE!! I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU DEAD IN THAT RING!! JR: OH COME ON!! KING: SHE DOESN'T NEED THIS RIGHT NOW!! BOSSMAN: THESE PEOPLE HATE YOU!! THEY NEVER WANT TO SEE THAT UGLY TOMBOY'S FACE THAT IS YOU AGAIN!! THEY WANT TO SAY THAT YOU MEAN NOTHING TO THEM!! JR: SHE'S HEARD ENOUGH, BOSSMAN!! KING: I AGREE!! THIS IS ENOUGH!! BOSSMAN: AND I WOULDN'T LOVE YOU GFOR ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, BECAUSE I KNOW THAT THE ONLY THING THAT YOU WOULD DO FOR ME IS ---- -- ---- -- -- -- --- -- --- -- --- - -------- ---- --- ---- -----!!! JR: OH MY GOD!! WE APOLOGIZE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! THE BOSSMAN IS GOING TOO FAR HERE!! KING: BOSSMAN, NOW THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID, AND WHAT MERCURY WOULD THINK ABOUT IT!! BOSSMAN: BUT IT IS WORTH SAYING THAT TO A BITCH LIKE YOU, BECAUSE THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD TRUEFULLY WIN THAT TITLE IS TO SHOW SOME LEG AT A STREET CORNER!! JR: COME ON!! KING: MY LORD!! MERCURY: SHUT UP!! JUST SHUT UP!! BOSSMAN: YOU'RE NOTHING TO ANYONE, MERCURY!! AND YOU WILL BE NOTHING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!! YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS, NO FUTURE, AND NO GAIN OUT OF BEING IN THIS WORLD!! FACE IT, MERCURY, YOUR BETTER OFF MAKING YOUR OWN GRAVE FOR YOURSELF, BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONLY PLACE WHERE YOU WILL BELONG!! HELL, EVEN YOUR FAMILY HATES YOU!! JR: OH MY GOD!! KING: ALL RIGHT, NOW, BOSSMAN, I THINK WE GOT YOUR POINT!! BOSSMAN: YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND HURT ME ALL YOU WANT, BUT IT'S THE HONEST TO GOD TRUTH!! THE CWF DOESN'T NEED A SECOND RATE WRESTLER!! SO GO ON AND DO WHAT WE HAVE TO DO, LIKE WE WOULD REALLY GIVE A DAMN IF YOU WERE DEAD!! [he exits] JR: OH MY GOD!! KING: JR, I'M SORRY, BUT THAT WAS JUST WRONG!! BOSSMAN SHOULD'VE SAID THAT!! JR: FOLKS, WE APOLOGIZE GREATLY!! KING: AND LOOK AT MERCURY!! JR: I KNOW!! THAT HAS TO BE TOTALLY HEARTWRENCHING TO EVEN BELIEVE THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU, AND THE BOSSMAN IS TRYING TO MAKE THIS WORSE THAN IT IS!! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!! They go to a break, then come back. BG: IT'S SEXUAL, BABY!! (YEEEAAAAHHHH!!) JR: HERE COMES SEXUAL CHOCLATE, MARK HENRY, AND FOLKS, WE ARE STILL TRYING TO GE OURSELVES PUT BACK TOGETHER AFTER WHAT THE BIG BOSSMAN SAID TO SAILOR MERCURY, AND WE ARE TRYING TO GET WORD WITH MERCURY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED!! Switch to the back, where Michael Cole is trying to get to Sailor Mercury. COLE: [running to get to Mercury] SAILOR MERCURY, WHAT DID YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT...?! MERCUR: GET THE ---- OUT OF HERE, ASSHOLE!! She pushes Cole onto the floor, and leaves. They then switch back to ringside. KING: WOW!! Okay, well, back to this, tonight, RAW IS WAR is brought to you by Castrol GTX. Drive Hard!! JR: And by Magic: The Gathering, the ultimate trading card game of stragety and wits. KING: And by WWF Slam Cam. Put yourself in the action. JR: Sexual Choclate will be vs. Rubeus here, and it looks like Mercury doesn't want to comment on what had happened here earler in the last segment. KING: Did you see the tears that were coming out of her eyes, JR!! JR: Really something that you shouldn't have to deal with, and we understand that there are even more people who are trying to consule to Merc there, and we hope that everything will be fine with her!! Rubeus's music starts up, and he heads out to the ring. JR: Well, in any case, here comes Rubeus, and as of late, Rubeus has tried to explain to Sailor Pluto that it wasn't in his intention to give her a concussion last week in MSG and the Survivor Series, but she is thinking, like many or we are, that he meant for Pluto to get that concussion. KING: Well, in MY mind, Rubeus might have meant to hurt her, but I don't think that he would be that cruel, now would he, JR?! JR: Out of everything that we have seen in the past six weeks in the CWF, I wouldn't doubt in my mind that he would actually have wanted to give Pluto that concussion, but I'm not saying that he DID, either. Right now, though, we will see if he can surpass Sexual Cholate, as the bell is rung, and we will get underway. Rubeus, sizing up Mark Henry, and now a lock up, and into an arm bar goes Sexual Choclate. To the far side now, and Rubeus, GETS CAUGHT IN MID AIR, AND...DOWN HE GOES!! MARK HENRY TOOK RUBEUS OUT OF HIS GAME BY THAT HUGE 450 POUNDER COMING RIGHT DOWN ON HIS CHEST CAVITY!! KING: WOW!! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT WOULD HURT A PERSON?! JR: Sure as hell do, and now Rubeus is in trouble, and Mark Henry with an irish whip into the turnbucke!! OH LOOK OUT, HERE COMES 450 POUNDS RIGHT INTO RUBEUS, AND....OHHHH MY GOD!! ANOTHER SPASH INTO RUBEUS'S CHEST, AND NOW A COVER, 2, KICKOUT AT TWO!! KING: Sexual Choclate wants to lay the smack down here tonight. JR: man, cn you believe that later on tonight, Green Knight, the commish, will take on the self-proclaimed game, Triple H!! KING: I can't believe it, and 4 days removed from his match against Serena!! JR: Rubeus, trying to gain some momentum, and doing so, WITH A DROPKICK SQUARE INTO THE CHEST AREA!! AND MARK HENRY IS ON THE OUTSIDE!! KING: AND LOOK AT THIS!! JR: WAIT A MINUTE!! SAILOR PLUTO IS COMING OUT HERE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS A CHAIR!! KING: THAT'S MEANT FOR RUBEUS, I KNOW IT!! JR: YOU DON'T NEED TO BE AN EXPERT TO KNOW WHO THAT IS MEANT FOR!! PLUTO IS HANDING HENRY THE CHAIR, AND NOW MARK HENRY IS GETTING BACK INTO THE RING. AND...UH OH!! PLUTO IS GETTING ON THE RING APRON, WHERE SHE DOESN'T BELONG!! KING: YOU BET SHE DOESN'T BELONG THERE!! JR: PLUTO IS TRYING TO SAY TO RUBEUS THAT SHE WANTS TO...MY GOD, SHE'S...KISSING HIM!! KING: OH MY GOD!! AHH!! JR: RUBEUS IS TURNING AROUND, AND... Henry swings with the chair, but Rubeus ducks, and hits SAILOR PLUTO with the chair!! She falls onto the floor below. JR: OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! KING: MARK HENRY MISSED!! JR: AND NOW RUBEUS, WITH A...SIDEWALK SLAM ON THE CHAIR, AND THE REFEREE IS GOING FOR THE COUNT!! 2, AND 3!! RUBEUS IS THE WINNER, BUT THE BIGGER STORY IS ON SAILOR PLUTO! KING: I DON'T THINK THAT RUBEUS EVEN SAW WHAT HAPPENED YET!! JR: AND HE ISN'T TURNING AROUND TO SEE IT!! THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!! RUBEUS NEVER TURNED AROUND TO SEE ANYTHING, AND HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THAT SAILOR PLUTO IS DOWN AND OUT!! KING: HE'S TURNING...OH MY GOD!! JR: HE'S TURNED AROUND NOW, WHEN HE SAW THOSE REFS COMING DOWN!! AND WE NEED TO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS AGAIN ON THE INSTANT REPLAY, AND HERE IT IS! KING: WELL, RUBEUS DUCKED THE CHAIR, AND MARK HENRY SMASHED SAILOR PLUTO ON THE HEAD, AND JR, I THINK THAT IT HIT WHERE ONE OF THOSE HITS DURING THE SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH THAT SHE CLAIMED GAVE HER THE CONCUSSION!! They come back from replay. JR: Well, Rubeus is seeing it, and is going over to help her, but...hey, wait a minute, referees are saying that Rubeus knew about this, and wanted Sailor Pluto to get that chair shot!! KING: I don't know about that, but I do know that he looks really sorry about it!! JR: Well, looks can be decieving, but I'm not saying that he meant for it to be that way!! He was just wanting to avoid the chair shot to the head. KING: RIGHT!! Scene is in the back, where Jessie and Daniel are waiting for James. JESSIE: Where the hell is he? JR: There's two-thirds of Team Rocket waiting in the back... DANIEL: He said he had to pick someone up...someone important, he said. JESSIE: Important?! LAWLER: Important? WHO'S important?! Another car pulls up. James steps out. JAMES: Sorry I'm late. Traffic sucked. He runs to the passenger side door, and opens it up. A young brunette - who just happens to be wearing a Team Rocket hockey jersey - steps out. JESSIE: Who- JAMES: I'd like you to meet Molly. LAWLER: Molly? Isn't that- MOLLY: [in her trademark Brooklyn voice] Hi! How are ya? LAWLER: Molly? From Sailor Moon? She sticks her hand out to Jessie. They shake hands. JR: Molly, no doubt a close personal friend of our very own Serena Sommers... JESSIE: [flusterd] Um, hi. MOLLY: Thank you!! HI DANIEL!! DANIEL: HELLO MOLLY!! JAMES: I thought that Molly would be perfect for you, Daniel!! DANIEL: Oh REALLY!! JAMES: This will be good for you, you know that, do you?! DANIEL: WELLL....YEAH, I GUESS JESSIE: Excuse me, but we have a match to do. Come on JR: Jessie, James, Daniel, and now Molly together, and they're coming up next! They go to a break, then come back. BG:.....................PREPARE FOR TROUBLE..................MAKE IT DOUBLE!! TR comes out with Daniel and Molly. JR: Welcome back to Raw, everyone, and before we went to the break, we saw Molly Cannon come to the Van Andel Arena via James, and from what I can tell, James is trying to hook up molly and Daniel, I guess in an effort to get him away from Jessie there. KING: Yeah, but did you see the way she acted back there in the locker room. JR: I saw it, and can't believe this!! Well, this is gonna be a match against Mosh and Thrasher, the Headbangers, and this will be a matchup to see, and the Headbangers make their way to the ring, and here...oh, WAIT A MINUTE, HERE!! MOSH HAS THE MIKE!! MOSH: HEY TEAM ROCKHEAD!! KING: UH OH!! THRASHER: WHERE IS THAT SPEECH, HUH!! WHAT WAS IT AGAIN, PREPARE TO DRIBBLE OR SOMETHING!! JR: UH OH!! MOSH: YEAH, THEY WOULD BE DRIBBLING ALL RIGHT!! WHEN WE KICK THEIR ASSES TONIGHT!!THRASHER: AND WHAT WAS THAT OTHER PART, UMMM...MAKE IT DROOLBLE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!! JESSIE: IT'S PREPARE FOR TROUBLE AND MAKE IT DOUBLE, AND AS FAR AS YOU GO, TONIGHT, WE'RE GONNA UP THE TROBLE TIMES 60 IF YOU DON'T GET IN HERE AND GET YOUR ASSES KICKED BY US, SO COME IN HERE AND LET US DO JUST THAT!! JR: And Mosh and Thrasher do that, and here we go!! Both Jessie and James are in the ring. In fact, all four men involved in this match up are in the ring!! Earl Hebner neds to get this thing under control!! And now Mosh and Jessie are in the ring!! Jessie, sends Mosh to the ripes, leapfrog by Jessie, and now a duck under, and Jessie sets up for the Rocket flip, but Mosh put on the brakes, and...KICK TO THE LEGS OF JESSIE!! KING: I NEVER SAW ANYONE COUNTER THAT MOVE BEFORE!! JR: And James is getting upset that Mosh is now in control of this match, and Jessie is being sent to the ropes, missing with the closeline, and...OH MY LORD, WHAT A CLOSELINE BY MOSH!! MOSH IS SURPRISINGLY GETTING THE UPPER HAND HERE ON JESSIE!! KING: LIKE BEFORE, WE ARE GETTING A GLIMPSE OF TEAM ROCKET'S PROBLEMS!! JR: THAT, I SO HOPE TO GOD, THAT IT'S NOT TRUE!! BUT MOSH IS RIGHT NOW GOING BACK TO JESSIE, AND TAGS IN THRASHER, AND THRASHER TO THE TOP ROPE, AND...MISSLE DROP KICK!! NICE TEAMWORK THERE BY THE HEADBANGERS!! KING: LISTEN TO JAMES IN THE CORNER!! JR: IF I WERE TO ASSUME, I WOULD ASSUME THAT JAMES IS THE CAUSE OF TEAM ROCKET'S PROBLEMS AS OF LATE!! KING: NOW WAIT A MINUTE...OHH, GOOD VERTICAL SUPLEX, YOU'R SAYING THAT JAMES IS THE REASON FOR ALL OF TR'S PROBLEMS AS OF LATE!! JR: Well, I assume that that's not hat he is intending to do, but in a way, he is thew reason behind the problems that this team has had!! back to an arm bar by Th...WAIT A MINUTE!! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS JAMES BARKING AT MOLLY!! KING: I THINK HE'S SAYING THAT MOLLY IS NOT LOOKING AT DANIEL THE WAY SHE SHOULD OR SOMETHING!! JR: WELL...WAIT A MINUTE, HE COMING BACK NEAR US, AND MOLLY IS NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS!! AND JESSIE SEES THIS, AND DOESN'T LIKE THIS ONE BIT!! SHE'S COMING OUT HERE, AND NOW JAMES...PUNCHES MOLLY!! WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIM?! KING: WHAT THE...?! JR: JAMES HAS GOTTEN OVERBOARD HERE, AND JESSIE IS SAYING THAT SHE DOESN'T WANT HIM TO HURT HER!! KING: JAMES IS REALY STARTING TO...!! JR: WAIT A MINUTE!! MONDO IS COMING OUT HERE, AND HE IS TRYING TO GET JAMES AWAY FROM JESSIE!! OH, AND A SLAP TO THE FACE OF JAMES BY MONDO!! KING: UH OH!! JAMES IS GETTING MAD HERE!! JR: NO, JAMES, DON'T!! AND JAMES, SEEING SOME DISCRETION, BACKS DOWN FROM HURTING THIS KID HERE!! KING: WHY IS JAMES ACTING THIS WAY?! JR: I DON'T KNOW, BUT WE NEED TO TAKE A BREAK!! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!! They go off the air. ______________________________________________________ CWF WAR ZONE WEEK #17 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole The New Guy RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: Van Andel Arena in Grand Rapids, Michigan ______________________________________________________ They come back, with Michael Cole in the ring. COLE: Ladies and gentlemen, at this time, it is with my great pleasure to introduce to you, our own broadcast colliegue, and last Thursday, defended her daughter's safety by getting in the ring against Triple H, ladies and gentlemen, welcome our very own, SERENA SOMMERS!! Serena makes her way to the ring. JR: Welcome back to CWF RAW IS WAR, everybody, and last Thursday night on SMACK DOWN, it was Triple H that damn well ruined Reenie's welcome back to the CWF, reinjuring that neck of hers, and that's when Serena came into the ring and said that she would take on Triple H, and she did that with power and faith. KING: Don't forget the ROCK!! JR: Oh, I'm not forgetting THAT one bit, but Triple H DESERVED it. What kind of human BEING would injure a 6 year old CHILD, for GOD SAKES?!! KING: I thought that was going a little to far, as well, JR, but you have to understand this situation from Triple H's point of view. He was RABID!! He didn't know WHAT was right OR wrong!! JR: I could've told you THAT much. COLE: Serena, last Thursday night on SMACK DOWN, you gave Triple H the surprise of his LIFE, when you went into the ring, and took him to the school of hard knocks. Everyone from the front of that arena to the back, and everywhere in between. What do you have to say about it?! JR: Well, Serena getting a standing obation here in Grand Rapids, Michigan. SERENA: Well, michael Cole, first of all, I would like to thank the fans for giving me all the strngth that I needed to kick Triple H's ASS last Thhursday night on Smack Down!! Triple H, if you wanna rumble, I'll take your sorry ass on at anyTIME, ANYPLACE!! JR: WOW!! COLE: There are some rumors that you have been wanting to get into the ring on a full time basis!! I think that these fans would like you to clarify that!! To either prove it TRUE, or PROVE IT FALSE!! What is the answer?! SERENA: Well, Michael... Bulldog's musci starts, and he makes hiws way to the ring. JR: OH MY GOD!! KING: WHAT IN THE...?! JR: What the hell does he want now?! BULLDOG: Yeah, BITCH!! Tell, us!! Are you gonna embarrass the Cartoon Wrestling Federation with your pitiful wrestling MOVES?! I mean, you needeed the ROCK'S help you win the match against Triple H!! What kind of wrestler would need someone who does nothing but make his own comedy routine?! You soudl be ASHAMED of yourself, and you also should be really in for yourself, because here tonight [he goes into his pocket for something, and keeps it in there as he goes into the ring now], I will DEFINITLY kick...YOUR....ASS!! He then takes his hand out of his poket to reveal some ashes, and throws them into Serena's eyes, blinding her. JR: WAIT A MINUTE!! THE BULLDOG HAS BLINDED SERENA, AND SERENA IS GETTING THE HELL BEAT OUT OF HER BY THE BULLDOG!! COME ON, STOP THIS!! THIS IS ENOUGH!! THE BULLDOG IS...OH NO, A CHAIR!! THE BULLDOG HAS A CHAIR, AND...RIGHT ON SERENA'S CRANIUM, BUT SERENA IS STILL HALFWAY CONCIOUS...WAIT A MINUTE, TUXEDO MASK IS COMING OUT HERE TO TRY TO STOP THE BULLDOG...OH NO, THE MEAN STREET POSSEE WERE UNDER THE RING!! PETE GAS, RODNEY, JOEY ABS!! THEY ARE GANG ATTACKING MASK, AND THE BULLDOG IS GONNA...OH, WAIT A MINUTE, THE BULLDOG HAS STRAPPED SERENA ON HIS SHOLDER, AND HAS TOLD THE POSSEE TO COME WITH HIM!! OH MY GOD, THEIR TAKING SERENA HOSTAGE HERE!! KING: THE BULLDOG IS HIGHTAILING IT WITH SERENA ON HIS SHOLDER!! MY GOSH, WHAT IS HE GONNA GO OR DO WITH HER?!! JR: THE BULLDOG, REALLY SHOWING HIS COURAGE, NOW IS HE?! TAKING A DEFENSELESS PERSON HOSTAGE!! KING: LOOK AT TM!! HE'S GOT HIS FORHEAD BUSTED OPEN!! JR: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, WHAT IS THE BULLDOG AND THE POSSEE GOING WITH SERENA!! [start CWF promo] ANN.: ONE MATCH!! JR: THE ROCK IS THE NEW CWF CHAMPION, AND HE DESERVES IT!! ANN.: ONE CHALLENGER!! JR: GOKU IS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE TITLE!! ANN.: ONE PLACE!! JR: THE BALIMORE ARENA, THE SITE FOR THAT MATCH!! ANN.: THE ROCK!! GOKU!! CWF TITLE!! CWF ARMAGEDDON!! LIVE, DECEMBER 26 FROM THE BALTIMORE ARENA IN BALTIMORE, PRESENTED LIVE BY PRICELINE.COM, AND ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!! [end CWF promo] They then go to a break, then come back with the Bulldog and the Possee in a locker room still with Serena. JR: We are in the backstage area, and I cannot beieve the audassidy of the Bulldog!! What the hell are they doing to Serena?! KING: I don't know, but the Bulldog is getting a locker open. JR: That's not a real big locker, either. It's a combination, as well. He gets it open. JR: What is he...OH MY GOD, NO!! KING: They are gonna stuff Serena into the locker!! JR: There's not a lot of ventalation in those lockers if there WAS any in those lockers. KING: Yeah!! She would be knocked out after the smell in there. JR: King, this is WAY more serious than THAT!! I'm more worried about her not getting enough air, and suffocating. KING: Woah!! I didn't even think of that...OH MY GOD!! JR: THEY ARE SHUTTING THAT LOCKER, AND LOCKING IT!! MY GOD, IT'LL TAKE WEEKS TO FIGURE OUT THE COMBINATION, AND SERENA DOESN'T HAVE THAT MUCH TIME IN AIR!! KING: Oh my God!! JR: This is not good!! Someone needs to get there and now. They go to a break (to increase supense), and then come back. The Undertaker's music starts up, and he starts to come out to the ring. JR: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back, and as the Undertaker comes out here, we are just shocked and just disappointed at the actions of the British Bulldog and the Mean Street Possee, shoving Serena in that locker, and folks, if you have seen the lockers in the CWF, you would know that you get hardly ANY ar in there, IF any!! KING: Well, let me quickly remind people that on December 26th, priceline.com presents CWF Armegeddon, live from the Baltimore Arena in baltimore, and only on Pay Per View. UNDERTAKER: Giovanni, last Thursday on Smack Down, you made the biggest mistake of your LIFE, when you crossed ME!! You won't HAVE a very good Christmas, because you will be spending it six feet under!! JR: WOAH!! UNDERTAKER: And let me tell you WHY you will be spending it six feet under!! At Arnageddon, I'm changing the stipulations. It will NOT be a Hell in a Cell match!! JR: What?! KING: What in the...?! UNDERTAKER: At Baltimore, we will have ourselves a good old fashioned...BURIED ALIVE MATCH!! JR: WOAH!! KING: I DON'T...!! Darkpower's music starts up, and he comes down to the ring. JR: WAIT A MINUTE!! The CEO of the CWF is coming out here, and we KNOW that the Corperation doesn't want this to happen. Both the Undertaker and Giovanni are Corperation members, and this will drive a STAKE in the HEART of the Corperation. DARKPOWER: You know, I was in the back, just on the internet, and I was watching the show while on a Sailor Moon website with possibly the WORST system EVER, a LIBRARY CARD SYSTEM, FOR GOD SAKES!! [crowd laughs in agreement] JR: Library card system?! KING: You know, the only one where they are stricter than PBS?! JR: I DEFINITLY know what he, AND YOU, were talking about!! KING: Wait until we get the BOYCOTTS of the CWF after they hear about THAT comment!! DARKPOWER: When I saw and HEARD you RIDICOLUS assumption that you're gonna have a Buried Alive match with the TRUE leader of Team Rocket, Giovanni!! JR: PLEEZE!! TRUE TR leader?! KING: Of COURSE he's gonna say that!! DARKPOWER: Why do I say ASSUME, you ask?! Because it is NOT happening for Armageddon. Not anytime, not anyWHERE, any HOW!! JR: OH MAN!! KING: Laying down the law...UH OH!! UNDERTAKER: Last time I checked, it was ME who made the rules, not YOU!! KING: UH OH!! JR: THAT comment may get him a pink slip and a kick on the ass out the CWF door!! DARKPOWER: Okay, so you think that you are the CEO of this damn company!! We'll, guess what, YOU"RE NOT, I AM, AND I'M SAYING THAT THIS IS NOT GONNA HAPPEN AT ANY... Giovanni's TR music starts, and he starts to come out here. KING: UH OH!! JR: Well, we're gonna get an answer from the CHALLENGED about THIS!! KING: Did you hear DP, JR?! It's not gonna happen, anytime, anywhere, anyHOW!! JR: Oh, believe you me, King, they'll find SOME way to have this match, even if they have to go to a BAR ROOM in BALTIMORE!! They'll find SOME way to get around the CEO's ruling. KING: Well, we'll see what Giovanni has to say about it, because... JR: King, I'm getting word that ambulances with OXYGEN MASKS are here in the Van Adel Arena!! My God, King, I'm worried now!! KING: Oh my God!! And these fans haven't heard THAT yet!! I believe you NOW, JR!! I don't know what the Bulldog was trying there, but SOMETHING is going on there in the back. GIOVANNI: Undertaker, it's on, and... Ari all of a sudden comes out. ARI: Um, Justin, I think you need to come in the back NOW!! JR: What?! ARI: I just saw the oxygen tanks in the back being carried by the paramedics, and when I saw where they were going, and...well, I think you just need to get back here now!! JR: What in the hell...OH MY GOD!! KING: You don't think that this is about...?! JR: I hope to GOD it's not, but DP is going in the back. Ari sounded serious as ever about that. We need to get to a break. This is really scary here. They go to a break then come back. They come back in the backstage area, where the camera are nervously following Ari and Darkpower, running to whereever they're going. JR: Folks, welcome back to RAW, everyone, and as we went to a break, we heard Ari say that something was going on in the back. KING: I don't like this, JR!! I joked about this earlier in the night, but this is not a joke anymore!! JR: They're going to the..oh my God, that's the locker room the Bulldog and the Possee were in when they stuffed Serena into that locker. KING: Look at the crowd there. They get into the room. Tuxedo Mask is there, and when they focus on Serena, her face is blue, and she is having trouble breathing. She has a oxygen mask on. JR: OH MY GOD!! She's hardly breathing. KING: My God!! JR, she DIDN'T get ANY air in there!! JR: What in the hell have the Bulldog and the Mean Street Possee done?! DARKPOWER: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?! MASK: I FOUND HER HERE, AND SHE WASN'T BREATHING!! THANK GOD SHE'S BACK!! ARI: WHO DID THIS?! DARKPOWER: CAN SHE TALK?! MASK: I DON'T THINK SO!! SERENA: [very faintly] B....B.....U. MASK: WHAT?! SERENA:....U.LL MASK: BU...BULLDOG!! THE BRITISH BULLDOG!! HE DID THIS?! DP: YOU MEAN THE BRITISH BULLDOG DID THIS?! MASK: HE'S GONNA PAY, AND PAY BIG TIME!! DP: WAIT A MINUTE, TM!! YOU CAN'T GO JUST BARGING IN THERE LIKE YOU'RE MR. BIG SHOT OR SOMETHING!! KEEP YOUR COOL!! WE DON'T WANT YOU TRYING ANYTHING STUPID!! JR: A SCARY SITUATION HERE!! ARI: YOU WORRY ABOUT HER!! WE CAN TAKE CARE OF THE BULLDOG FOR YA ON SMACK DOWN, OKAY!! JR: I...I just can't believe it!! They come back to the ring. BG: IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLL.......WHAT THE ROCK....IS COOKIN'!! The Rock comes out to the ring. JR: WELL, THE SHOW MUST MOVE ON, BUT THE ROCK IS COMING OUT HERE!! THE CWF WORLD CHAMPION, AND LAST THURSDAY, THE ROCK HEARD AS MUCH AS WE DID ABOUT GOKU'S TITLE SHOT BEING AT ARMAGEDDON!! KING: I KNOW, I KNOW!! AND THE ROCK KNOWS IT, AS WELL!! JR: I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THE BULLDOG WOULD DO THAT!! I MEAN, I'M SURPRISED THE POLICE AREN'T HERE TO ARREST THE BULLDOG FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER!! KING: OH, LIKE THE POLICE ARE GONNA DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!! ARI AND DARKPOWER SAID THAT THEY WOULD TAKE CARE OF IT FOR SMACK DOWN!! JR: WHY AM I SURPRISED THAT THOSE WORDS WEREN'T PROMISED?! ROCK: FINALLY, THE ROCK, HAS COME BACK, TO GRAND RAPIDS!! Crowd cheers. ROCK: LAST THURSDAY, THE ROCK GOT A PIECE OF NEWS!! HE GOT THAT PIECE OF NEWS, AND THAT PIECE OF NEWS...THAT IS RIGHT, IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT THAT PIECE OF NEWS WAS!! KING: HA HA!!! JR: THE ROCK BEING HIS OLD SELF!! ROCK: BUT FOR THE RECORD, THE ROCK HAD HEARD THAT GOKU, THAT JABRONI, WILL GO ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE!! AT ARMAGEDDON RIGHT AFTER CHRISTMAS!! GOKU, YOU PIECE OF MONKEY CRAP!! THE ROCK SAYS THAT HE WILL TAKE YOU, AND CHECK YOUR CANDY ASS RIGHT INTO THE SMACK DOWN HOTEL!! JR: HE MAY DO IT TOO!! ROCK: AND THEN, JUST BECAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS WEEKEND, THE ROCK KNOWS THAT SANTA WILL BE IN THE BALTIMORE ARENA!! THE ROCK SAYS THAT HE WILL TAKE....SANTA CLAUSE!!! Crowd laughs. KING: HA HA HA!! JR: What in the...?! ROCK: TURN THAT SUMBITCH SIDEWAYS, AND STICK HIM STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!! IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLALALALALALALALALOW!!! WHAT THE ROCK.... CROWD: ...IS COOKIN'!! ROCK:...............................IS COOKIN'!! [his music plays] JR: Green Knight and Triple H, next!! They go to their final commercial break, then come back. BG: ONE, TWO, IS THIS ON!!! YO, JIMMY, HIT ME WITH THAT TRIPLE H!! Crowd boos as Triple H makes his way to the ring. JR: WELL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE ARE STAYING HERE FOR THE DURATION OF THIS MATCHUP, AND TRIPLE H IS MAKING HIS WAY INTO THE RING, AND WE ARE READY FOR GK VS. TRIPLE H!! GK's music comes up, and he makes his way to the ring, but as he comes out, THE BULLDOG AND THE POSSEE attack him from behind. JR: WAIT A MINUTE, THE BULLDOG AND THE POSSEE ARE BACK, AND NOW THEY ARE ATTACKING THE COMMISSONER, AND ARE GOING INTO THE RING, AND NOW TRIPLE H, GETTING SOME CHEAP SHOTS IN, AS THE BULLDOG AND THE POSSEE ARE STILL POUNDING AWAY AT THE COMMISSIONER OF THE CWF...WAIT A MINUTE, HERE COMES DARKPOWER AND ARI, AND NOW THEY ARE IN THE RING!! I DON'T LIKE THEM, BUT BULLDOG AND THE POSSEE ARE IN THE SAME RING WITH THEM, AND.. All of a sudden,...ARI GOES BACK, AND PREFORMS THE BRONCO BUSTER ON GK!! JR: WAIT A MINUTE!! WHAT IN THE HELL IS ARI DOING?! KING: I DON'T KNOW!! JR: DP IS LAUGHING AT THIS!! AND LOOK AT THE BULLDOG!! HE'S LOVING THIS, AND NOW TRIPLE H IS ALSO GETTING IN ON THIS!! WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! All of a sudden...BOTH ARI AND DARKPOWER HUG THE BULLDOG AND THE POSSEE!! JR: OH MY GOD!! DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME THAT...!! KING: WHAT THE HELL?! JR: THIS IS WORSE THAN DP BREAKING QUEEN BERYL'S HEART A FEW MONTHS AGO!! NOW HE'S ALIGNING HIMSELF WITH A PERSON WHO WAS NEARLY A MURDERER!! KING: I DON'T.... JR: WAIT A MINUTE, THERE'S QUEEN BERYL, AND SHE IS ATTACKING DP WITH A CHAIR, AND SHE'S GOT ARI IN THE HEAD, AND NOW EVERYONE ELSE INVOLVED HIGHTAILS IT!! BERYL HAS CLEANED HOUSE HERE!! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR SMACK DOWN!! HELL, FOR ARMAGEDDON!! BERYL...OH WAIT A MINUTE, SHE HAS THE MIKE!! BERYL: NOT VERY MANY PEOPLE KNOW THIS, BUT ME AND SERENA HAVE BEEN VERY CLOSE FRIENDS SINCE I CAME HERE INTO THE CWF!! SOME MAY SAY BEST FRIENDS!! BULLDOG, YOU WANT TO HURT HER LIKE THAT?! TUXEDO MASK WILL HAVE HIS OWN WITH YOU SOMEDAY, BUT THIS TURSDAY, YOU HURT HER, YOU'LL ANSWER TO ME!! JR: OH YEAH!! BULLDOG, QUEEN BERYL, FOR THIS TURSDAY ON SMACK DOWN!! MY GOD, WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN THIS THURSDAY?! SEE YOU THEN!! They go off the air. Armegeddon for Dec. 26th, and Smack Down this Thursday, along with the premire of the CWF web site Dec. 20th!! Wow!! Make sure you're in for it ALL!!