CWF RAW WEEK #22 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Serena Sommers Jerry "The King" Lawler King Kai BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole The New Guy RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: Pepsi Arena in Albany, New York WEB SITE: http://members.xoom.com/officialCWF ______________________________________________________ [begin SD flashback] DRIVER: Here we are, commissioner. GK: [getting out of the car with Sailor Jupiter] Thanks. Here ya go. [tosses him a couple bucks] ...KING: IT'S THE CORPORATION! SERENA: AND LOOK, DP AND ARI ARE JUST LAUGHING THEIR HEADS OFF!...A FRYING PAN? IT'S SAILOR MERCURY!...A CHAIR SHOT TO RODNEY AND PETE GAS! AND GK HAS....A CROWBAR! AND A SHOT TO THE HEAD OF JOEY ABS!... KING: WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS ABOUT? SERENA: Where Triple H goes...DX follows. DP:...First, the Hardcore title. Mercury, you had that piece of crap on your shoulder for way too long! So at the Royal Rumble... you will face hmm....who is Hardcore material...ohhh the ROAD DOGG! For the hardcore title! MERCURY: I ACCEPT! AND THIS BELT IS MINE! DP: The fun ain't over yet. Pluto, you also had the European belt too long. So at the Royal Rumble, you will face Yamacha for the European title in a ladder match!...I'll deal the cards on Ash and Gohan later...I'm a little tired of deciding who is to be the best position of the Royal Rumble...an over-the-top-rope match here tonight!...final one standing...has the slot for the 30th wrestler spot! I'll pick six, you pick six! STEPHANIE: [grabbing the mike] ...don't even think of including yourself in this...violation means FIRE ON THE SPOT! GK: What are you talking about, Slut-anie?...The McMahon-Helmsley era does not--- HHH: IT DOES NOW! DP: I SIGNED A CONTRACT! AND ONLY I CAN UNREGISTER IT! ...KING: THE MCMAHON-HELMSEY ERA EXISTS IN THE CWF! {To the Battle Royal} ...COLE:...MERCURY OVER...AND SHE'S HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE ON THE ROPE THERE, AND...WAIT A MINUTE, SHE HAS A SISSOR HOLD ON THE HEAD OF SERENITY, HANGING TO THAT TOP ROPE, AND...SHE PULLS HER OUT BY HER LEGS!! THIS THING IS OVER! SAILOR MERCURY IS THE LUCKY ONE IN THIS ROYAL RUMBLE!! KING: MY GOSH, MICHAEL COLE!! I NEVER SEEN ANY MOVE LIKE THAT BEFORE!! COLE: ...SAILOR VENUS IS COMING OUT HERE!! WHAT IS THIS NOW?! KING: A CROWBAR IN HER HAND!! COLE: MERCURY IS STILL CELEBRATING IN THE...AND SAILOR V, JUST HIT MERCURY IN THE BACK WITH THAT CROWBAR!! WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! AND STIKES TO THE BACK OF THE HARDCORE CHAMPION!! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!...WHAT IS SERENA SOMMERS DOING OUT HERE!!..OH, WAIT A MINUTE, SAILOR V GOT TURNED ARUND, AND SERENA, I HEARING, IS PLEADING TO STOP!! KING: MINA WAS THE ONE TO UNDERSTAND SERENA'S WAYS ON SAILOR MOON!! COLE: COULD BE BEST OF FRIENDS...AND SAILOR V HIT SERENA WITH THAT DAMN CROWBAR!! THIS IS HER DAMN FRIEND, AND SHE'S HITTING HER WITH THAT CROWBAR!!...WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN?! [begin RAW opening] SINGER:..................IT'S THE LIFE IN THE BOX THAT DRAWS TO ME!! TAKE THE JUMP, IN THE ARM IS THE SOUL OF ME!! REAL FAR, YOU WOULDN'T SEE ME LAYIN' FACE DOWN!! .......................... ...................................................ONE WOULD HAVE A THORN IN YOUR EYE!! [end RAW opening] As they end the opening, the scene then drops to the Pepsi Arena in Albany, New York. Many fnas are cheering to the top of their lungs, and the many signs, such as "Grep now mows my lawn for a living" and "Men are both from Mars AND Venus" flood the Arena. After a full minute, Serena starts commentary. SERENA: THE PEPSI ARENA HAS BEEN SOLD OUT FOR WEEKS, AND TONIGHT, RIGHT HERE ON RAW, WE ARE READY FOR A BLOCKBUSTER EVENT!! AFTER THE EVENTS THAT TRANSPIRED LAST THURSDAY, QUESTIONS NEED TO BE ANSWERED HERE TONIGHT ON RAW IS WAR!! SERENA SOMMERS!! JERRY THE KING LAWLER!! KING KAI!! WE ARE LIVE FROM THE PEPSI ARENA IN ALBANY, NEW YORK, FOR RAW IS WAR!! KING: YEAH, WE DO NEED QUESTIONS ANSWERED HERE TONIGHT!! FOR ONE THING, YOU, SERENA, FELT THE CONSIQUENSES OF VENUS SNAPPING, AND SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT THAT WASN'T THE END OF IT!! SOMETHING IS GONNA HAPPEN HERE TONIGHT!! SOMETHING IS GONNA HAPPEN THAT IS SO BIG AND SO UNBELIEVABLE THAT NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO IMAGINE IT!! Sailor Mercury's theme starts, and she heads out to the ring. KAI: AND LASHT THURSHDAY, MERCURY WASH ALSHO A VICTIM IN THAT MELEE FROM SHAILOR VENUSH!! SHOMETHING TELLSH ME THAT MERCURY ISHN'T TOO HAPPY BWY WHAT HAPPENED IN THE GUND!! SERENA: BUT WHAT IS SHE DOING OUT HERE RIGHT NOW?! WHAT DOES SHE HAVE TO SAY HERE TONIGHT IN ALBANY?! MERCURY: LAST THURSDAY, SAILOR VENUS, YOU ULGY, STANKY LITTLE BITCH!! Crowd is stunned in disbelief. KING: WOW!! MERCURY: I DARE YOU TO COME OUT HERE RIGHT HERE AND NOW AND HIT ME WITH THAT CROWBAR WHILE I AM LOOKING, BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU CANNOT DO THAT, BECAUSE YOU'RE HANGING ON THAT NO-GOOD, TWO-TIMING ARI SO MUCH THAT IT ISN'T FUNNY!! KAI: UH OH!! MERCURY: SECOND OF ALL!! DARKPOWER, IT SEEMS THAT YOU REALLY ARE AN ASSHOLE!! FIRST YOU TRY TO GET RUBEUS OUT OF THE CWF!! THEN YOU SCREW QUEEN BERYL AND QUEEN SERENITY OUT OF THEIR EARNED TITLE SHOTS!! AND LAST THURSDAY, YOU COME OUT HERE AND SAY, TO MY FACE, THAT I HAD HELD THE TITLE FOR WAY TOO LONG?! YOU ACTUALLY HAVE THE NERVE TO TELL ME THAT I HAVE BEEN HOLDING THIS, IN WHICH I HAVE MY PRIDE FOR, FOR TOO LONG!! DARKPOWER, I HAVEN'T HELD IT LONG ENOUGH, AND AFTER THE ROYAL RUMBLE, I WILL HOLD IT EVEN MORE THAN THIS, AFTER I TOTALLY KICK THE ROAD DOGG'S ASS... All of a sudden, Al Snow's music starts playing, and he comes out. SERENA: What is this now?! KING: It's that idiot, Al Snow, but what in the world does he want out here KAI: Well, she ish gonna defend the Hardcore Title against the Road Dogg, and I guessh that Shnow hash a little objection to that. SERENA: Also remember the many times that Al Snow has tried to help Mercury from her injury, as well as the aftershock of it. That back injury left Mercury in a foul mood for quite a while, and even I've got to thing that she is not 100 percent recovered from it as far as the psychological concerns are there!! SNOW: Sailor Mercury [chuckles a little]. You and your big mouth!! You tell this entire WORLD that you have held that title for longer than the dinosaurs lived and all of that CRAP!! But you totally forgot one tiny little detail!! For about three months, you have been absent from the fans' popularity list!! Who was the one that got you injured in the first place?! ME!! Who was the one who put you on the shelf for about three weeks?! ME!! And who was the one who...SHUT UP!! Crowd boos. KING: WOW!! SERENA: What is his POINT, though?! SNOW: Who was the one who tried to apologize to you?! DAMN RIGHT!! IT WAS...ME!! You seem to forget that. And what do you --. --- ---- -- --- face of these fans, telling them to go to hell!! Telling them that they didn't welcome you the way that they should've. Hell, Mercury, you even said that the people in the back, me included, didn't like you. And [laughs a little], you believed that these people totally forgot about you. Well, I am out here tonight to say that my apology was...A LIE!! SERENA: OH MY GOD!! KING: What is he talking about?! SNOW: That is right. I MEANT to throw you off of that stage, and yes, I did mean to FAKE being SORRY for you, and everything else. You think that you can actually PASS as a wrestler!! Hell, as a CHAMPION like YOU are!! The only reason why you won that belt was because the POWERS THAT BE felt sorry for you. I did these people a favor!! I did these people a feat, because in reality, you totally SUCK as a wrestler!! You even SUCK as a HUMAN BEING!! Look at you. That blue hair says it all. Your a God damn FREAK of NATURE!! Hell, even ---- ---- ---- --- ---- like a freak!! SERENA: OH COME ON!! KAI: AL SHNOW ALL OF A SHUDDEN HASH NO RESHPECT FOR SHAILOR MERCURY OR THESHE FANSH!! KING: AL SNOW IS AN IDIOT!! HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT RESPECT EVEN IS!! MERCURY: YOU KNOW, AL SNOW, YOU PICKED THE WORST TIME TO START TELLING ME ALL OF THIS!! YOU KNOW WHY?! YOU MADE ME EVEN MORE PISSED THAN I NEED TO BE, SO RIGHT HERE TONIGHT, SAILOR VENUS CAN WAIT!! I WANT YOUR ASS TONIGHT!! SERENA: ALL RIGHT!! MERCURY AND AL SNOW ROUND 2!! MERCURY: AND I'LL EVEN PUT THIS THING ON THE LINE HERE TONIGHT!! KAI: WHAT?! KING: BUT SHE... SNOW: I'LL ACCEPT, BECAUSE I KNOW THAT I CAN KICK YOUR ASS AGAIN, AND THIS TIME I'LL MAKE IT A POINT TO INJURE MORE THAN YOUR BACK!! SERENA: AL SNOW AND SAILOR MERCURY FOR THE CWF HARDCORE TITLE HERE TONIGHT, AND GUYS, IF THE TITLE CHANGES HANDS HERE TONIGHT, THEN THAT CHANGES DARKPOWER'S PLANS GREATLY!! KING: BUT EVEN MORE IS ALSO TONIGHT, IT'S HEARD THAT GREEN KNIGHT WILL SPEAK ABOUT THE SCREWING THAT TOOK PLACE LAST MONDAY ON RAW WITH BERYL AND SERENITY!! SERENA: PLUS, DARKPOWER HAS ORDERED THAT VEGETA FACE A VERY TOUGH MYSTERY OPPONENT, BUT WE DON'T HAVE A CLUE AS TO WHO IT IS!! KAI: DARKPOWER ONLY SHAID THAT HE WASH TOUGH TO BWEAT!! ALSHO, SHPEAKING OF WHICH, HE WILL SHTATE THE SHITUATION CONCERNING GOHAN AND GOKU!! THE QUESHTION ISH, WHAT ISSHUE ISH HE TALKING ABWOUT?! KING: Good question, and... Switch to the back, where Trunks is in his locker room. TRUNKS: Man, I need something, but I...[knock at the door] Who the hell...?! It's...MARK HENRY!! HENRY: Hey, Trunks, I heard that you can't find whatever it is that you need to make your life WHOLE!! Well, I think that I got something for you here. Come with me. I'll take you somewhere where you can find your missing piece. Trunks goes with him. KING: OH, I THINK I KNW WHAT THAT MAY BE!! SERENA: SETTLE DOWN, GUYS!! KAI: HELL YEAH!! I WANT TO BWE WITH TRUNKSH TONIGHT!! Switch to another part in the back, where Ash and Gohan are talking. ASH: Gohan, I don't know about this. You and your own father?! GOHAN: I want out now, but that Darkpower guy won't... An official then comes up to them. OFFICIAL: Ash, umm...Misty, is, well...in trouble. ASH: What?! GOHAN: THE HELL...?! OFFICIAL: SHE SAYS THAT...WELL, I THINK SHE CAN EXPLAIN IT BETTER THAN I CAN!! ASH: WHERE THE HELL IS SHE?! OFFICIAL: IN HER LOCKER ROOM!! ASH: COME ON, GOHAN!! I NED TO HURRY!! SERENA: ...THE HELL...OH MY GOD, NO!! GOD DAMN IT, NO!! [start CWF promo] ANN.: Are you ready for the new millenium!! JR: FOLKS!! IT DOESN'T GET ANY BIGGER THAN THIS!! ANN.: Are you ready for the future!! COLE: THE BEST ACTION ADVENTURE SERIES ON TV!! ANN.: ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE!! CWF ROYAL RUMBLE 2000, THE FIRST PAY PER VIEW OF THE NEW MILLENIUM!! PRESENTED LIVE BY PLAYSTATION!! LIVE IN YOUR WORLD, PLAY IN OURS!! JANUARY 23RD FROM THE SOLD OUT DENVER COLLISEUM IN DENVER, COLORADO, AND ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!! [end CWF promo] They then go to a break, then come back in the back locker room. Ash is hurring to Misty's locker room. SERENA: WELCOME BACK TO RAW, EVERYONE, AND A FEW MINUTES AGO, WE HEARD THAT SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH MISTY, AND SO HAS ASH AND GOHAN!! THEY ARE...[they then see Misty all beaten and bruised] ASH: WHAT THE HELL?! MISTY!! KING: WHAT IN THE WORLD?! KAI: WHAT THE HELL ISH WRONG HERE?! ASHY: WHAT HAPPENED?! MISTY: BROCK CAME IN...AND...BEAT ON ME, AND THEN, HE....WELL...HE...VIOLATED ME!! SERENA: OH MY GOD!! ASH: NO!! BROCK, YOU BASTARD!! GOHAN: ASH, THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?! Ash wispers something in Gohan's ear. He becomes shocked immediatly afterwards. GOHAN: ASH, THAT ASSHOLE IS YOURS TONIGHT!! I WANT YOU TO KICK HIS ASS!! ASH: NO, I WON'T KICK HIS ASS!! I'M ----- ------- KILL HIS ASS!! He then embraces Misty as she cries in pain and bruised dignity. It's then that they come back to ringside, and the Holly's music comes on, as they come to ringside. SERENA: WELL, THE HOLLY'S ARE COMING OUT HERE TO DO BATTLE WITH BUTCH AND CASSIDY HERE TONIGHT!! GUYS, I AM SO SICKENED BY WHAT I HAD JUST HEARD!! HOW IN THE NAME OF GOD CAN BROCK DO SOMETHING SO HEINOUS AND SO CRUEL TO MISTY LIKE THAT!! KING: NOW WAIT A MINUTE, YOU HOT HEAD, DON'T GO JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS!! WE DON'T KNOW THE ENTIRE STORY YET, SERENA!! SHE'S ONLY SAYING THAT BROCK VIOLATED HER!! THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT HE ACTUALLY GOT TO HER!! KAI: I KNOW NOTHING OF WHAT HAPPENED IN THE BACK OTHER THAN WHAT WASH SHAID!! ALL I KNOW ISH THAT TONIGHT, RAW ISH WAR ISH BWROUGHT TO YOU BWY NOKITA!! CONNECTING PEOPLE!! KING: AND BY 1-800-COLLECT!! SAVE A BUCK OR TWO!! SERENA: AND BY SUPERNOVA, FROM UNIVERSAL PICTURES!! FACE THE NEW MILLENIUM WITH A BANG!! OPENING IN THEATERS JANUARY 15TH, RATED PG-13!! Butch and Cassidy's music starts up, and they come out. KING: And SPEAKING of a couple of Supernovas... SERENA: OH PLEEZE!! In any case, here comes Butch and Cassidy. Guys, I found out what I'm gonna have MY mind focused on TONIGHT already!! Brock is gonna get his ass kicked here tonight, as far as Ash is concerned, and I think that that feeling is mutural. KING: There you go again, jumping to conclusions. KAI: KING, THE EVIDENCE WASH RIGHT THERE!! KING: HER WORDS WERE THE ONLY EVIDENCE TO ME!! DID NYONE ELSE SEE THAT HAPPEN TO HER!! SERENA: OF COURSE NO ONE ELSE IS GONNA SEE THAT, KING!! SCUM LIKE BROCK ARE CUNNING AND CRAFTY, LIKE DARKPOWER WAS LAST WEEK TO SCREW BERYL AND SERENITY... KING: ...YOUR MOTHER... SERENA: THANK YOU, KING, OUT OF THE TITLE SHOT LAST WEEK, THAT THEY EARNED, MIND YOU, TO THE HOLLYS, AND HERE WE GO IN THIS MATCH!! CRASH AGAINST BUTCH, AND A LOCK UP!! HEAD LOCK BY CRASH!! KING: YOU STILL ARE ACCUSING BROCK OF VIOLATING MISTY!! WHAT KIND OF INVESTIGATOR DOES THAT MAKE YOU?! SERENA: BACK TO THE MATCH, PLEASE!! BUTCH TO THE TOP ROPE, AND NICE CROSS BODY, BUT ONLY A COUNT OF TWO THAT TIME FROM BUTCH ON CRASH!! CRASH TAGGING IN HIS COUSIN, HARDCORE HOLLY!! HARDCORE, NOW, TO THE ROPES, AND HE JUST GOT INTRODUCED TO BUTCH'S BOOT THERE, AND NOW ANOTHER COVER, BUT ONLY A COUNT OF ONE THERE, AS HOLLY JUST TOSSED BUTCH, AND NOW BUTCH TAGS IN HIS PARTNER, CASSIDY!! KAI: HERE WE GO!! SERENA: CASSIDY TO THE ROPES, AND...REVERSAL INTO A POWERBOMB, TWO, KICKOUT AT TWO BY CASSIDY!! HARDCORE, NOW, IRISH WHIP TO THE FAR SIDE, AND...CASSIDY, TO THE TOP, AND BACKWARDS SICCIOR KICK BY CASSIDY!! TWO, AND ANOTHER KICKOUT!! MAN!! KAI: THE HOLLYSH ARE BWECOMING TOUGH TO BWEAT HERE, AT LEASHT FOR TONIGHT!! KING: I SAY!! THE HOLLYS ARE GETTING OUT OF ALL OF THESE PINFALLS HERE...UH OH!! SERENA: WAIT A MINUTE, HARDCORE GETTING A CHAIR INTO THE RING, AND REFEREE TIM WHITE IS STOPPING HARDCORE IN HIS TRACKS, BEFORE HE CAN USE THAT...WAIT A MINUTE!! CRASH HAS BRASS KNUCKLES, AND...HE USES THEM ON BOTH BUTCH AND CASSIDY, AND NOW CRASH HAS GOTTEN OUT OF THE RING, AND HARDCORE PINNING BUTCH, BUT TIM WHITE IS REFUSING TO COUNT!! THE HELL'S THE DEAL HERE...WAIT A MINUTE, CASSIDY MANAGED TO ROLL UP HARDCORE, TWO, THREE!!! BUTCH AND CASSIDY HAS WON THIS THING, ACCORDING TO TIM WHITE!! WE NEED SOME KIND OF EXPLINATION HERE!! GARCIA: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ALTHOUGH HARDCORE HOLLY WAS PINNING BUTCH, HE WAS NOT THE LEGAL MAN IN THE RING!! CASSIDY WAS, AND THEREFORE, THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH, BUTCH AND CASSIDY, TEAM ROCKET!! KING: WHAT!! SERENA: KING, HARDCORE SHOULD'VE PINNED CASSIDY, SHE WAS THE LEGAL WOMAN IN THE RING THERE. KAI: HE'SH NOT SHMART, I CAN TELL YOU THAT MUCH!! SERENA: WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT IS THIS NOW!! HARCCORE AND CRASH, HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF A DIS...HARDCORE JUST SHOVED CRASH HOLLY TO THE CANVAS, AND NOW THEY ARE FIGHTING EACH OTHER!! KING: IF THEY CAN'T GET ALONG NOW, IMAGINE WHAT IT'LL BE LIKE AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE... Switch to the back, where Darkpower is coming out to the ring. SERENA: OH, WHEN WE NEED IT MOST, HERE HE COMES!! KING: THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, SERENA?! SERENA: WELL, WHAT DOES HE WANT NOW?! THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW!! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. They go to a break, then come back. darkpower comes out to his music, as well as the boos, and he heads to the ring. SERENA: Welcome back to RAW, everyone. Darkpower is coming out, and so far, this night is tunring out to be a living hell. First, we hear that Misty was violated by who she says, Brock, and personally, I'LL believe her!! But now we have Darkpower coming out without the Corperation, and I guess that he's out here with a purpose. KING: OF COURSE he has a purpose, Serena!! When does he NOT?! KAI: Good queshtion. SERENA: Good POINT!! It's THE purpose that worries me. Well, we're about to find out, all right, as Darkpower gets ready to speak. DARKPOWER: You know... CROWD: ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE... KAI: OH YEAH!! THAT'SH WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR, ALL RIGHT!! SERENA: HERE, HERE, ALL RIGHT, KAI!! HE DESERVES IT!! DARKPOWER: AS I WAS SAYING, GOKU, I WANT YOU TO LOSE THAT TITLE MORE THAN ANYTHING!! BUT, KNOWING HOW YOUR WORTHLESS SON, GOHAN SONN, IS GIVING ME HELL AND BACK, YOU KNOW THAT I WANT TO LAY SOME SMACK DOWN ON HIM, ALL RIGHT!! SERENA: THAT'S HIDEOUS!! KING: WOW!! DARKPOWER: AND GOKU, YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY IS WORTHLESS!! YOU TOOK THAT TO THE BANK WHEN YOU LET GOHAN WHINE AND CRY AND CUSS IN THAT INTERVIEW!! WHAT DO YOU DESERVE FROM ME AS FAR AS THE FINANCIAL CRUSH GOES, IS JUST AS MUCH AS THOSE LUNCH BOXES, CLOTHES, AND CRAP COST, WHICH IS NOT MUCH, BELIEVE YOU ME!! AND BASICALLY, THAT'S WHAT YOUR OWN FAMILY MEANS TO ME, GOKU!! I WANT BOTH GOHAN SONN AND GOKU SONN TO DESTROY EACH OTHER!! DISMANTLE EACH OTHER!! AND I DON'T THINK THAT A SIMPLE TITLE MATCH WILL DO IT!! SO.. KING: WAIT A MINUTE HERE!! KAI: WHAT'SH HE TALKING ABWOUT?! SERENA: HE IS SUCH A SICK MAN TO DEGRATE THE SONN FAMILY LIKE THAT!! DAMN HIM!! DARKPOWER: SO, WHAT I AM GONNA DO IS TO MAKE THIS MATCH....LAST MAN STANDING!! KING: ...THE HECK?! SERENA: LAST MAN STANDING, TITLE MATCH, GOKU AND GOHAN, ROYAL RUMBLE!! HE'S PUTTING THOSE TWO THOUGH VIRTURAL MURDER!! DARKPOWER: BUT THAT AIN'T IT!! YOU SEE, YOU'RE ASSES DESERVE TO BE IN A CAGE, BECAUSE YOU ARE TO DEGRATING TO BE OUT OF ONE, SO LET'S MAKE IT A STEEL CAGE...WAIT A MINUTE, I HAVE SOMETHING BETTER!! HELL IN A CELL, LAST STANDING MATCH, FOR THE TITLE, THERE MUST BE A WINNER!! KAI: I DON'T BWELIEVE IT!! SERENA: HE WANTS THE SONN FAMILY TO KILL EACH OTHER!! THIS IS NOT RIGHT!! KING: WHAT A MATCH THAT WILL BE!! SERENA: WHAT A MATCH?! KING, HE'S TRYING TO DISMANTLE THE SONN FAMILY!! HE IS SICKENING TO HEAR AND TO WATCH!! DARKPOWER: AND NO, SONNS, I DON'T ---- - ------- ---- ABOUT YOUR FAMILY!! IN FACT, AS FAR AS YOUR FAMILY IS CONCERNED, THEY MEAN NOTHING TO ME!! IN FACT, IF IT DOESN'T FALL APART AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE, THEN I WILL DISMANTLE BOTH YOU AND GOHAN MYSELF!! WHY?! FIRST, BECAUSE I CAN, I'M THE OWNER OF THIS DAMN SHOW!! AND SECOND OF ALL, GOKU, YOUR WORTHLESS SON IS AS WORTHLESS AS YOUR SLUT FOR A WIFE, CHICHI IS!! KING: UH OH!! SERENA: COME ON, NOW!! THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!! DARKPOWER: I MEAN, LET'S FACE IT, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY SHE MUST HAVE COST YOU!! KAI: THE HELL?! SERENA: I DON'T KNOW!! HE'S CROSSING THE LINE HERE!! DARKPOWER: AND I BET ----- --- ---- ---- ---- ---- --- ----- --- --- -- ----- --- ---- - ------ ---!! Crowd boos. KING: OKAY, OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH!! KAI: SHO DISHPICABWLE, AND SHO SHICKENING!! DARKPOWER: AND WHEN GOHAN... SERENA: WAIT A MINUTE!! HERE COMES GOKU FROM THE CROWDS, AND HE'S GOT A LEAD PIPE!! KING: GET OUT OF THERE, DP!! KAI: HE JUSHT DID!! SERENA: YEAH!! HE CAN TALK ALL HE WANTS, BUT HE IS A ------ ---- ---- HE FACE TO FACE WITH WHO HE SAID THOSE WORDS ABOUT!! KING: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! SERENA: YOU HEARD ME, KING!! GOKU: [screaming] YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY, DP?! YOU WANT TO TRY TO MAKE US GET INTO A HELL IN A CELL MATCH, AND WHATEVER ELSE YOU HAD THERE?! I'LL DO THE DAMN MATCH, BUT WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY, YOU CROSS THE LINE!! CHICHI AND I LOVE EACH OTHER, DAMN IT!! NO MONEY IN THE WORLD COULDN'T BUY HER!! SHE IS A GODDESS TO ME!! SERENA: OH, AND HE MEANS THAT, TOO!! KAI: YOU DON'T THINK?! GOKU: THIS THURSDAY, I AM DARING YOU TO GET SOME BALLS IN YOURSELF, AND FACE ME ON SMACK DOWN!! SERENA: OH YEAH!! DARKPOWER: YOU WANT IT!! YOU GOT IT!! YOU AND ME, HARDCORE RULES, FOR SMACK DOWN!! SERENA: OH HELL YEAH!! KING: WHAT?! KAI: THAT'SH A BWOMBWSHELL!! SERENA: I WOULD WANT GOKU TO JUST TEAR INTO THE CEO OF THIS COMPANY!! KING: YOU'RE SERIOUS?! SERENA: I'LL WATCH EVERY MINUTE OF THAT MATCH CHEERING THAT MAN IN THE RING ON!! Switch to the back, where Ash and Misty and now joined by Sailor Mars. MARS: Hey, Ash, I can watch over Misty!! You go and give that ASSHOLE exactly what he deserves. ASH: I don't want to leave Misty here!! Hey, my place is with Misty. You tell Brock that i accept his IC Title match challenge for the Rumble. I want to stay here and be with her. You go out. I know that she's YOUR friend. YOU go and tell Brock what for!! MARS: Are you sure?! ASH: I'm sure!! MARS: Okay, I'm there!! SERENA: THE CHALLENGE HAS BEEN ACCEPTED, AND SAILOR MARS IS GONNA DELIVER THAT MESSAGE TO BROCK HERE IN THIS RING NEXT!! They go to a break, then come back. Sailor Mars comes out to her music. SERENA: WELCOME BACK TO RAW, AND GUYS, I AM GONNA LOVE THIS MOMENT AS MUCH AS I LOVED THAT MATCH BEING MADE A FEW MINUTES AGO!! KING: OH YEAH!! YOU STILL THINK THAT BROCK VIOLATED MISTY, NOW DO YOU?! SERENA: WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT ME TO THINK, KING?! SHE SAID BROCK, EVERYTHING LEADS TO BROCK!! YOU SAW LAST THURSDAY ON SMACK DOWN THAT BROCK SENT A MESSAGE TO ASH WITH MISTY SUFFERING!! THE EVIDENCE IS ALL THERE AND LAID OUT FOR YA, KING!! KAI: WELL, IN A WAY, HE MIGHT BWE RIGHT ON THAT!! WE HAVEN'T GOTTEN BROCK'SH SHIDE ON THE ISSHUE YET!! MARS: BROCK, MAYBE YOU HEARD IT, MAYBE YOU DIDN'T!! ASH IS MEETING YOU FOR THE IC TITLE AT THE RUMBLE!! BUT HERE TONIGHT, I WANT YOUR ASS, SO YOU COME OUT HERE, AND YOU LET ME TEAR INTO YOUR ASS HERE TONIGHT!! SERENA: SHE'S CALLING OUT THAT PERVERT HERE RIGHT NOW!! Brock's music starts, and he comes out, smiling. KING: ASK, AND YOU SHALL RECIEVE!! HERE HE COMES!! KAI: AND HE'SH SHMILING!! HOW'SH THAT FOR SHUSHPICIOUSH!! SERENA: I GUESS THAT HE'S PROUD OF HIMSELF!! BROCK: YOU KNOW, LAST THURSDAY, I STARTED THE HELL FOR MISTY WHEN I BEAT THAT BITCH SENSELESS!! AND I LEFT HER CRYING AND WHINING!! BUT THERE IS NOTHING MORE THAT I WANTED TO DO THAN TO SHOW MISTY SOME LOVIN', AND I DID THAT ALL RIGHT!! I DID EXACTLY WHAT THE CEO SAID GOKU DID TO CHICHI!! SERENA: HOW'S THAT FOR A CONFESSION?! BROCK: AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!! SHE IS A WILD LITTLE BITCH, TOO!! YOU THINK THAT A GIRL OF THAT SMALL OF A WEIGHT WON'T BE ABLE TO PLEASE YOU, BUT MAN!! LET ME TELL YOU THAT I WILL NEVER, EVER BE THE SAME AFTER... All of a sudden, Ash hits Brock in the back. KING: AHHH!! SERENA: ASH KETCHUM HAS HAD ABOUT ENOUGH OF BROCK, AND I THINK THAT THE FEELING IS MUTURAL AMONG ALL OF US!! KAI: THAT MADE ME SHICK TO MY SHTOMACH!! SERENA: DID THE SAME TO ME, BUT ASH IS TAKING CARE OF OUR TROUBLES HERE TONIGHT, AND... Switch to the back, where Vegeta is coming out for his mystery opponent match. SERENA: WHO IS VEGETA GONNA FACE?! KING: I DON'T KNOW, BUT THIS NIGHT IS GREAT SO FAR!! KAI: ONE HELL OF A NIGHT, TO SHAY THE LEASHT!! SERENA: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!! End first hour. ______________________________________________________ CWF WAR ZONE WEEK #22 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Serena Sommers Jerry "The King" Lawler The New Guy BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: Pepsi Arena in Albany, New York WEB SITE: http://members.xoom.com/officialCWF ______________________________________________________ They start the second hour with Vegeta's music starting and him coming out. SERENA: WE ARE BACK HERE ON THE WAR ZONE!! NEW GUY HAS STEPPED IN FOR KING KAI, AND NEW GUY, WELCOME TO WHAT IS SO FAR A HELLATIOUS NIGHT!! NEW GUY: HEY, NO SWEAT!! YOU KNOW THAT I WOULDN'T MISS A BEAT, NOW WOULD YOU!! KING: WELL, IN ANY CASE, PLAYSTATION, LIVE IN YOUR WORLD, PLAY IN OURS, PRESENTS THE ROYAL RUMBLE 2000, LIVE FROM THE DENVER COLLISEUM IN DENVER COLORADO, JANUARY 23RD, AND ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!! AND SERENA, I HEARD THAT DARKPOWER SAID THAT THIS OPPONENT THAT VEGETA WAS FACING WAS TOUGH!! SERENA: THAT'S MY UNDERSTANDING, AND... All of a sudden, everything turns oragne, and you know the rest. SERENA: WOAH WOAH WOAH!! NEW GUY: I hope that wee can find out what this is sooner or later. KING: What's that insignia on the Titantron. SERENA: Why are you asking ME?! I'm as dumbfounded as YOU guys are!! It goes back to normal. KING: Well, in any case, Vegeta is in the ring. Let's see who this tough... Beaver Cleavage music plays, and, of all else...DREP COMES OUT!! SERENA: OH MY GOD!! KING: WHAT?! NEW GUY: DREP!! THE HELL?! SERENA: DREP IS THE TOUGH OPPONENT FOR VEGETA!! THIS IS AMAZING!! I GUESS THAT THEY FINALLY GOT SAILORMOON.MORG BACK ONLINE AFTER THEIR SERVER, SOUTHWESTERN CEMETARY, CRASHED ON THEM!! KING: IT'S ABOUT TIME!! THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!! I LOVE THIS GUY!! AND I HEAR THAT THE FANS LOVE HIM, AS WELL!! NEW GUY: THE FEELING IS MUTURAL!! HE HAS A TIMER ON THERE!! I GUESS THAT KEEPS TRACK OF THE MINUTES THAT VEGETA HAS LEFT FOR THE MATCH!! KING: WELL, YOU KNOW, THEY HAVE PROBLEMS WITH SLOWING DOWN THEIR SHOW!! THEY HAVE TO SPEED THINGS UP!! SERENA: WELL, IN ANY CASE, HERE WE GO HERE!! DREP AND VEGETA, AND...THE SAYAN DEATH PENELTY!! 1.....2......3!! JUST LIKE THAT, IT'S OVER!! NEW GUY: ANOTHER LOSS FOR DREP!! KING: DAMN VEGETA!! I WANTED DREP TO WIN ONE!! OH WELL!! SERENA: HE WANTED TO SPEED UP THE SHOW!! NOT MANY PEOPLE WANT TO WRESTLE WITH HIM WHEN THEY HAVE BIGGER FISH TO FRY IN THE CW... All of a sudden, the Titantron turns to...A STRIP CLUB IN ALBANY!! KING: WAIT A MINUTE!! NEW GUY: THAT'S A STRIP JOINT!! SERENA: THE HELL IS GOING ON!! WHAT ARE OUR CAMERAS DOING THER...OH MY GOD, THAT'S...TRUNKS WITH MARK HENRY!! NEW GUY: HIS SON IS AT A STRIP CLUB WITH SEXUAL CHOCLATE!! KING: OH, THIS NIGHT IS GREAT!! SERENA: [laughing] AND VEGETA IS BESIDE HIMSELF!! HE CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT HIS SON HAS DONE, AND HIS SON MIGHT NOT CARE!! ONE QUESTION, NEW GUY, DO YOU KNOW IF THEY HAVE MALE STRIPPERS THERE?! KING: WHAT?!!!! NEW GUY: OF COURSE!!! SERENA: I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING AFTER THIS IS OVER, THEN!! I DON'T CARE!! Switch to the back, where Drep is going back to the back. SERENA: Well, there is Drep, and, well...WAIT A MINUTE!! AL SNOW IS ATTACKING DREP FROM BEHIND!! REMEMBER SOME WEEKS AGO, WHEN DREP BLACKLISTED AL SNOW WITH BLACK PAINT!! KING: PAYBACK!!! NEW GUY: MAN, AL SNOW...WHA!!! SERENA: SAILOR MERCURY HAS STEPPED IN, AND HERE WE GO!! SAILOR MERCURY AND AL SNOW ARE GETTING IT ON! THE HARDCORE TITLE WILL BE DECIDED HERE TONIGHT, NEXT!! [start CWF promo] ANN.: Are you ready for the new millenium!! JR: FOLKS!! IT DOESN'T GET ANY BIGGER THAN THIS!! ANN.: Are you ready for the future!! COLE: THE BEST ACTION ADVENTURE SERIES ON TV!! ANN.: ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE!! CWF ROYAL RUMBLE 2000, THE FIRST PAY PER VIEW OF THE NEW MILLENIUM!! PRESENTED LIVE BY PLAYSTATION!! LIVE IN YOUR WORLD, PLAY IN OURS!! JANUARY 23RD FROM THE SOLD OUT DENVER COLLISEUM IN DENVER, COLORADO, AND ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!! [end CWF promo] They then go to a break, then come back to action. Merc and Snow in the ring, already starting their bout. SERENA: And we are back, and this match was underway during the commercial break. Al Snow and Sailor Mercury for the CWF Hardcore Title. Al Snow has got a table in the ring. This thing started like a normal match, but in the backstage area, and all hell has broken loose since!! you see the barbed wire, and...POWERBOMB INTO THE TABLE, AND 1....2....NO!! MERCURY WITHIN AN INCH AWAY FROM SEEING SNOW AND ROAD DOGG FOR THE HARDCORE TITLE!! MERCURY WILL NOT GIVE UP!! KING: AL SNOW ATTACKED DREP, AND THEN MERCURY ATTACKED SNOW, AND IT LED INTO THIS!! SERENA: WELL, MNERCURY IS IN...WAIT A MINUTE!! THE ROAD DOGG IS COMING OUT HERE WITH...WHAT IS THAT!! KING: I DON'T KNOW!! NEW GUY: SOMETHING IS IN HIS HAND!! SERENA: AL SNOW BEING CALLED OVER BY THE ROAD DOGG, AND...WAIT A MINUTE, THAT WAS A BALL OF FIRE!! A BALL OF FIRE LIT UP OVER THE EYES OF AL SNOW!! NEW GUY: MY GOD!! SNOW MAY BE OUT HERE!! SERENA: AND SAILOR MERCURY KNOWS THIS, OR DOES SHE?!! 1....2....3!! A WIN BY MERCURY, NOT KNOWING WHAT THE ROAD DOGG DID!! HE WANTS MERCURY FOR THE TITLE, NOT AL SNOW, AND... Switch to the back, where Triple H and Stephanie McMahon are coming out. KING: WAIT A MINUTE!! SERENA: What is this all about here!! NEW GUY: I don't know, but this is not good. SERENA: Triple H and Stephanie, coming out here, and we'll be right back. They go to their final commercial break, and then come back. BG: ONE, TWO, IS THIS ON!! HA, YO JIMMY, HIT ME WITH THAT TRIPLE H!! SERENA: WELL, HRE COMES MCMAHON AND HEMSLY, BUT WHAT FOR?! NEW GUY: I HOPE THAT IT'S NOT WHAT I'M THINKING OF, WHICH COULD BE PRETTY VAGUE!! SERENA: WELL, LAST THURSDAY ON SMACK DOWN, WE SAW THAT THE MCMAHON- HEMSLY ERA WAS IN THE CWF, AND LAID DOWN THE LAW...UH OH!! HERE WE GO!! KING: STEPH HAS THE MIKE!! STEPH: GK!! LAST THURSDAY, YOU CAME TO THE RING WHEN YOU WERE TOLD TO STAY 50 FEET AWAY FROM THE RING AT LEAST, OR YOU WOULD BE FIRED!! KING: THEY DID SAY THAT FOR THE BATTLE ROYAL!! SERENA: YEAH, DON'T REMIND ME!! STEPH: SO, IN OTHER WORDS, GK... The No Chance in Hell music starts, and...LINDA MCMAHON comes out with GK!! SERENA: WAIT A MINUTE!! GK AND LINDA MCMAHON, COMING OUT HERE!! LINDA: Triple H, Stephanie. Obviously, you don't know how time can be of the essiance, as well as a little paper work!! SERENA: Wait a minute here!! KING: This is not sounding good!! LINDA: BEFORE THAT MATCH, HE CALLED ME!! AND WE GOT TO TALKING, AND HE SIGNED A NEW CONTRACT FOR THE CWF!! TERMS OF THE CONTRACT?! SIMPLE!! STILL COMMISSIONER, BUT HE DOES NOT HAVE TO ANSWER TO YOU, DARKPOWER, OR ANYONE ELSE HIGHER THAN HIM!! SO, WHEN HE SIGNED THAT CONTRACT, HE SIGNED HIS WAY TO FREEDOM OF RULE!! GK, YOU HAVE THE HONORS!! GK: THANKS, LINDA!! TRIPLE H, MCMAHON!! YOU SEEM LIKE THE PERFECT COUPLE, RIGHT?! WELL, LET'S SEE!! QUEEN BERYL AND QUEEN SERENITY, I THINK, WANT TO FIGHT!! THIS THURSDAY NIGHT ON SMACK DOWN, YOU AND MS. MCMAHON WILL GO UP AGAINST THOSE TWO IN A NO HOLDS BARRED 2 ON 3 HANDICAP MATCH!! AND THAT THIRD PERSON IS WILL BE REVEALED THIS TURSDAY!! SERENA: OH MY!! WHO IS THAT THIRD MEMBER!! They go off the air.