CWF RAW WEEK #23 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler King Kai BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole The New Guy RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: Continental Airlines Arena in East Rutiford, New Jersy WEB SITE: http://members.xoom.com/officialCWF ______________________________________________________ [begin RAW opening] SINGER:..................IT'S THE LIFE IN THE BOX THAT DRAWS TO ME!! TAKE THE JUMP, IN THE ARM IS THE SOUL OF ME!! REAL FAR, YOU WOULDN'T SEE ME LAYIN' FACE DOWN!! .......................... ...................................................ONE WOULD HAVE A THORN IN YOUR EYE!! [end RAW opening] After the opening ends, the camera then starts to pick up the crowd, and the signs that read "Jim Ross Eats People" and a blank sign are shown. After a minute of this, Jim Ross starts commentary. JR: WITH JUST SIX DAYS UNTIL THE ROYAL RUMBLE, WE WELCOME YOU TO THE CONTENTAL AIRLINES ARENA IN EAST RUTIFORT, NEW JERSY. WE ARE LIVE FOR RAW IS WAR. JIM ROSS ALONG WITH JERRY THE KING LAWLER AND KING KAI. AND FOLKS, TONIGHT IS GONNA BE A BIG NIGHT TO SAY THE LEAST. KING: THAT IS RIGHT, JR!! LAST THURSDAY ON SMACK DOWN, THERE WAS EVIDENCE OF SOME DISSENTION IN THE CORPERATION, BUT WITH DARKPOWER AND THE PRESIDENT, ARI!! KAI: TELL ME ABWOUT IT!! THE COR... Darkpower's music starts, and he comes out to the music. JR: Wait just a minute here. Darkpower is coming out, but what for?! KAI: GOOD QUESHTION!! HE'SH PROBWABWLY GONNA ADDRESSH THE MATTER OF WHAT HAPPENED LASHT THURSHDAY!! KING: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT!! THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE CORPERATION!! JR: But if you take a look at what Darkpower said about Goku and his FAMILY for the past week or so, you could see why Ari was a little upset. KAI: Yesh. Darkpower shaid that when he wash done with deshtroying Gohan and Goku, he wash gonna go for Goku'sh WIFE, Chichi. KING: And even I amitted that that was somewhat pushing the matter more than it should've been, but don't you think that he just said that out of anger?! JR: To tell you the truth, King, I really HOPE so. DARKPOWER: Last Thurs... CROWD: ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE... KAI: THERE THEY GO AGAIN!! KING: SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR THE CEO!! JR: KING, I DON'T THINK THAT THE CEO DESERVES ANY!! DARKPOWER: AS I WAS SAYING, LAST THURSDAY ON SMACK DOWN, THERE WAS A LITTLE..CONTREVERSY THAT HAPPENED BETWEEN ME AND ARI!! A LITTLE DISAGRE...WILL YOU ----- ---- --- ---- UP!! Crowd boos relentlessly. KING: WOW!! KAI: I guessh he'sh not in a good mood tonight!! KING: When IS he?! DARKPOWER: THERE WAS A LITTLE DISAGREEMENT!! AND YOU KNOW, WE NEVER HAD THOSE BEFORE!! BUT YOU KNOW, IT MAY BE BECAUSE HE DOESN'T THINK THAT WHAT I WANT TO DO TO THE SONN FAMILY IS RIGHT!! WELL, ARI, THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO DO!! WHEN I AM DONE TOTALLY MAKING THE SONN FAMILY GO TO THE GRAVE LIKE THEY DESERVE, WELL, AT LEAST GOHAN AND GOKU, I WILL TAKE THAT SLUT FOR A WIFE THAT GOKU HAS... JR: OH COME ON!! KING: OH NO!! DARKPOWER: AND THEN I WLL BEAT HER TO A BLOODY PULP SO BAD THAT SHE WILL WISH THAT HER HUSBAND WASN'T EVEN INVOLVED IN THE CWF!! HELL, SHE IS JUST THAT!! A SLUT, A WHORE, A UNDISGRACEFUL LITTLE PIG LIKE SHE IS!! JR: OH GOOD LORD!! DARKPOWER: BUT AWAY FROM THAT BITCH!! GOHAN, ASH!! I HAD TOLD YOU BEFORE THAT I WOULD DEAL WITH BREAKING UP YOU TWO IDIOTS!! THAT TIME HAS COME!! YOU TWO WILL TONIGHT, GO UP AGAINST EACH OTHER FOR THE INTERCONENTAL TITLE HERE TONIGHT!! JR: OH MY GOD!! ASH AND GOHAN, FOR THE INTERCONENTAL TITLE HERE TONIGHT!! DARKPOWER: NOW, TO YOU, ARI!! JR: UH OH!! DARKPOWER: ARI, YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND THAT ALTHOUGH WE ARE FRIENDS, YOU ARE IN MY SHOW!! MY TERRITORY!! AND YOU DON'T RUN THE SHOW!! YOU ANSWER TO ME, END OF STORY!! I DO WHAT I HAVE TO DO, AND YOU NEED TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO!! BUT I AM GULLIABLE, AND, YES, I DO KNOW THAT YOU MUST BE WAITING TO GET YOUR HANDS ON SOMEONE HERE TONIGHT, SO TONIGHT, YOU AND GREEN KNIGHT HERE TONIGHT, HARDCORE!! JR: OH MY!! PRESIDENT VS. COMMISSIONER!! DARKPOWER: NOW, TO THE ROYAL RUMBLE!! KING: JUST SIX DAYS AWAY!! DARKPOWER: AS YOU KNOW, I HAD MADE THE FACT KNOWN THAT MANY OF THE CHAMPIONS IN THE CWF HAVE BEEN HOLDING THOSE TITLES LONGER THAN THEY NEED TO!! SAILOR MERCURY, YOU WERE ONE OF THEM!! I HAD TOLD YOU THAT THAT HARDCORE TITLE WAS GONNA CHANGE HANDS AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE!! WELL, TONIGHT, I HAVE A WARM UP MATCH FOR YOU!! YOU AND VICERA HERE TONIGHT!! KAI: WHAT?! JR: THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT MERCURY CAN WITHSTAND VICERA!! DARKPOWER: AND, MERCURY, KNOWING THAT YOU ARE VERY GOOD AT BREAKING RULES, LET'S NOT MAKE THIS A HARDCORE MATCH, BUT A REGULAR MATCH!! I'M NOT LETTING YOU GET ANY CLEAN BREAKS THIS TIME!! JR: OH, NOW THAT'S NOT RIGHT!! MERCURY IS A PRO AT THE HARDCORE MATCHES, AND THIS WILL NOT BE A HARDCORE MATCH!! AND AGAINST VICERA!! KAI: AND WE KNOW HOW RUTHLESSH VICERA CAN BWE!! DARKPOWER: SAILOR PLUTO, THAT EUROPEAN TITLE OF YOURS WILL NO LONGER BE YOURS AT THE RUMBLE, BUT TONIGHT, I WILL GIVE YOU A WARM UP MATCH AS WELL!! YOU AND THE ACKOLYTES IN A HANDICAP MATCH HERE TONIGHT, AND IF ANYONE COMES WITHIN 50 FEET OF THE RING DURING THE MATCH, THEY WILL BE FIRED ON THE SPOT!! JR: GOOD LORD!! SAILOR PLUTO HAS TO FACE BOTH OF THE ACKOLYTES HERE TONIGHT!! DARKPOWER: THAT IS ALL.. BG: IF YOU SMELLLLLL.....WHAT THE ROCK....IS COOKIN'!! JR: UH OH!! KING: THE ROCK IS HERE, GUYS!! KAI: LASHT THURSHDAY, HE WASH THE MYSHTERY PARTNER THAT GK PICKED OUT!! IT WAS AMAZING THAT HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT OF THE ROCK!! ROCK: ....FINALLY, THE ROCK, HAS COME BACK, TO NEW JERSY!! Crowd cheers. ROCK: DARKPOWER, YOU COME OUT HERE AND RUN YOUR MOUTH ABOUT HOW YOU ARE GONNA TRY TO DESTROY A FAMILY, LIKE THAT IS SUPPOSED TO IMPRESS THE ROCK. YOU RUN YOUR MOUTH ABOUT HOW THIS PERSON AND THAT PERSON HAS HELD THIS BELT AND THAT BELT TOO LONG, LIKE THAT IS SUPPOSED TO IMPRESS THE GREAT ONE!! THE ROCK SAYS THAT IF YOU WOULD JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH, AND JUST LISTEN, BECAUSE THEY ARE CHANTING THE ROCK'S NAME!! CROWD: ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY... JR: THEY ARE, DEFINITLY!! KAI: THEY WANT TO SHEE THE ROCK LAY THE SHMAKETH DOWN!! ROCK: BUT THE ROCK DOESN'T MIND IT!! HE JUST WANTS TO KNOW ONE THING!! WHO IS THE GREAT ONE FACING HERE TONIGHT!! KING: UH OH!! DARKPOWER: WELL, IF YOU... ROCK: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO THE ROCK IS FACING!! BUT THE ROCK HAS A FEW THINGS TO REMIND YOU ABOUT YOUR LIFE!! KING: OH NO!! HE'S NOT GONNA DO THAT THIS IS YOUR LIFE THING, IS HE?! KAI: THAT WASH MANKIND, KING!! ROCK: LIKE, WHEN THE ROCK SAW WHEN THIS ALL STARTED, WHICH WAS ALL THE WAY BACK IN OCTOBER!! LIKE, BACK AT NO MERCY!! JR: UH OH!! ROCK: IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER HOW THIS STARTED AT NO MERCY, LET THE ROCK TELL YOU!! BEFORE THEN, YOU AND QUEEN BERYL WERE SHARING SOME TOUNGUE, SOME HEART, SOME PUH-TANG PIE!! JR: UH OH!! KING: HA HA HA!! ROCK: AND THEN, ENTER NO MERCY!! YOU COME OUT, DECKED IN YOUR THREE PIECE SUIT!! YOU COME OUT, AND BERYL WAS THE HAPPIEST WOMAN ALIVE!! AND WHAT DID YOU DO?! YOU HIT THE QUEEN WITH A CHAIR, AND LEFT HER LAYING THERE!! AND THEN, YOU SAID SOME THINGS TO HER!! WHAT WERE THOSE THINGS AGAIN!! DARKPOWER: I SAID... ROCK: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU SAID TO HER!! [crowd cheers] BUT DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED AS YOU LEFT THE ARENA!! THE GREAT ONE, SURROUNDED BY THE MILLIONS... CROWD:...AND MILLIONS!! ROCK: OF THE ROCK'S FANS, TOOK YOUR CANDY ASS, DIRECTLY TO THE SMACK DOWN HOTEL!! JR: HE CERTANILY DID!! ROCK: AND THEN HE WENT TO THE SURVIVOR SERIES!! TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!! THE GREAT ONE GETTING THE SHOT AT THE WORLD TITLE!! THE GREAT ONE SAW THAT TRIPLE H, THE PIECE OF MONKEY CRAP THAT HE IS, WAS DISTRACTED!! AND WHAT DID THE ROCK DO?! EXACTLY WHAT HE DOES BEST, AND THAT WAS LAYETH THE SMACKETH DOWN ON HIS ROOODY POO CANDY ASS, AND GET THE CWF TITLE!! BUT THEN CAME ARMAGEDDON!! THE ROCK AND GOKU!! WAS A GREAT FIGHT!! THE ROCK LOVES A GREAT FIGHT!! HOWEVER, THE ROCK AND GOKU ENDED WHEN GOKU LAID DOWN THE ROCK 1, 2, 3, IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! AND THE ROCK IS A MAN, HE WILL AMIT WHEN HE IS DEFEATED!!! BUT NOW, WE ARE AT A DILLEMA, BECAUSE TONIGHT, THE ROCK, IN FRONT OF NEW JERSY, IS HERE TO SAY THAT YOU MUST GIVE THE GREAT ONE A MATCH TONIGHT!! JR: WOAH!! THE ROCK WANTS A MATCH HERE TONIGHT!! DARKPOWER: WELL, ROCK, NOW THAT YOU ARE DONE BRINGING UP OLD MEMORIES TO ME!! THAT NO MERCY MEMORY WAS A PLEASURE, BUT WHY YOU BRING UP SURVIVOR SERIES FOR, I WILL NEVER KNOW!! IN ANY CASE, I THINK THAT YOU WOULD HAVE SOME VERY TOUGH CHALLENGE HERE TONIGHT!! I WOULD GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO GET INTO THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER SPOT FOR THE RUMBLE!! HOWEVER, I WANT THE SONN FAMILY TO DIE, AND GOHAN IS ALREADY IN A MATCH, SO I CAN'T DO THAT!! BUT I COULD GIVE YOU A MATCH AGAINST SOMEONE THAT I KNOW THAT YOU WANT IN THE RING HERE TONIGHT!! SO, IT'LL BE YOU AND, UHH...TUXEDO MASK HERE TONIGHT!! JR: OH MY!! KAI: GUYSH, WE HAVEN'T SHEEN MASHK IN THE RING IN SHUCH A LONG TIME!! KING: YEAH, AND LOOK WHO'S FACING HIM!! THE ROCK IS!! ROCK: DARKPOWER, THE ROCK DOESN'T GIVE TWO DROPS OF MONKEY PISS WHO THE ROCK FACES!! BUT YES, THE ROCK DOES HAVE A SCORE TO SETTLE WITH TUXEDO MONKEY CRAP, AND HERE TONIGHT, THE ROCK WILL LAY THE SMACK DOWN ON HIS CANDY ASS, IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLL.......WHAT THE ROCK... CROWD:...IS COOKIN!! ROCK:........................................IS COOKIN!! [his music plays] JR: TONIGHT, IT IS THE ROCK VS. TUXEDO MASK HERE TONIGHT ON RAW!! KING: AND DID YOU HEAR ALL OF THOSE OTHER MATCHES HERE TONIGHT?! ASH AND GOHAN FOR THE INTERCONTENTAL TITLE HERE TONIGHT!! JR: ALL DARKPOWER WANTS TO DO IS TO RUIN THAT TAG TEAM TO THE BEST THAT HE CAN!! ALSO, SAILOR PLUTO WILL BE FORCED TO WRESTLE BOTH OF THE ACKOLYTES IN A HANDICAP MATCH HERE TONIGHT, AND THAT IS NOT RIGHT AT ALL!! THE ACKOLYTES LOVE TO FIGHT, AND KNOWING THAT, THEY WILL PROBABLY TEAR PLUTO APART HERE TONIGHT!! KAI: ASH WELL ASH SHAILOR MERCURY TO TAKE ON VISHERA HERE TONIGHT!! HOW IN THE HELL CAN SHE BWEAT HIM TONIGHT?! KING: I DON'T KNOW, BUT ARI AND GREEN KNIGHT WILL FACE EACH OTHER HERE TONIGHT, AND... Switch to the back, where Al Snow is coming out. JR: Wait a minute!! What is Al Snow coming out here for?! KING: I don't know!! Switch to another part of the back, where Gohan is going to meet Ash. GOHAN: He is not gonna like this a bit. That jackass, DP!! Who the hell does he think he IS, anyway?! JR: We'll be right back!! They go to a break, then come back. Al Snow comes out to his music. JR: We are back on RAW, and Al Snow is coming out here, but what is this all about here?! KING: Well, Al Snow is a nutcase, so he will probably go ANYWHERE!! But he isn't making friends more than he makes ENEMIES!! First, Sailor Mercury got an earful from Al Snow, and then they got into a fight a few weeks ago on Raw, and then LAST week on RAW, Drep got attacked by Al Snow yet AGAIN!! He isn't making too many friends, as I said!! KAI: Who ARE hish friendsh?! JR: GOOD QUESTION!! SNOW: You know, some people just piss me off!! They do NOTHING but piss me off!! And you know what?! Drep, for the past few weeks, you have been an embarrasement to the Cartoon Wresting Federation. Let me take you back to a few weeks ago, when you dumped black paint all over me, and said that you blacklisted me!! You totally humiliated me and my reputation!! And now I want you to come out here and face me right now!! JR: DREP IS BEING CALED OUT BY AL SNOW HERE!! KAI: DO YOU THINK THAT HE'LL ANSHWER HERE?! KING: I WOULD HOPE THAT HE WOULD ANSWER THAT, COMING FROM AL SNOW!! The Clevage music starts, and Drep starts to come out. JR: And here he comes, and these fans certanily like his arrival. KING: I do to. Southwestern Cemetary is here to stay. KAI: Where ISH that, anyway?! KING: Probably in detention for taking him offline!! JR: Well, Drep is in the ring, and he is about to tell Al Snow... SNOW: Okay, Drep, you and me, one on one, right here and right now!! KING: I don't like the looks of this one bit!! DREP: Hey, Al Snow, you should not ask me of such shanagikans. You know that your're crazy. Hmmm, let's see, who is your internet provider, let's see...AOL!! JR: Oh PLEEZE!! KING: HA HA HA!! DREP: And AOL users can't make a word to save their LIVES!! They always FLAME you and all of that. Only one line of code could block degrating guys like you from seeing my site. Of course, no one ever VISITS my site, so that isn't any total LOSS OR GAIN!! But STILL, my site is the BEST site in the WORLD, and if anyone else think that they have a better... Al Snow then attacks Drep from behind. JR: And here we go now. Drep vs. Al Snow!!! KAI: I think that I could pick a winner here and now. Al Shnow. KING: Hey, now, don't take Drep out of the...OH MY!! JR: THE SNOW PLOW, AND 1...2...3!! AL SNOW HAS WON THIS THING HANDS DOWN HERE... Switch to the back, where Gohan has now found Ash. GOHAN: Hey, Ash, have you heard it yet?! ASH: You and me, for the IC title?! Yeah. GOHAN: How about we see who the best man is between us, okay. Don't worry about our friendship!! May the best man win?! ASH: Sure thing. They shake hands. JR: OH YEAH!! DARKPOWER HAS TO BE IRATE!! HE DIDN'T SEE THAT ASH AND GOHAN WOULD PUT IT THAT WAY!! Switch to another part in the back, where Sailor Mercury is coming out for her match. JR: And coming up next, it's going to be Sailor Mercury vs. Visera, and this will be a regular match., No hardcore ways allowed in this match. We'll be right back. [start CWF promo] ANN.: HIS FATHER IS THE CWF CHAMPION!! JR: GOKU HAS DONE THIS FOR HIS FAMILY!! HE DESERVES TO BE THE CHAMPION!! ANN.: BUT NOW HE WANTS HIS OWN PATH OF FATE!! GOKU: YOU WANT A TITLE MATCH?! GOHAN: DAMN RIGHT I DO!! ANN.: AND ONE MAN IS LOOKING TO DESTROY THEM SINGLE HANDLY!! DARKPOWER: HELL IN A CELL...LAST MAN STANDING!! ANN.: GOKU, GOHAN, TITLE MATCH!! CWF ROYAL RUMBLE, PRESENTED LIVE AT THE DENVER COLLISEUM BY PLAYSTATION, AND ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!! [end CWF promo] They then go to a break, then come back. Visera's music starts, and he comes out to his music. JR: Welcome back to RAW, everybody, and Visera will be up against Sailor Mercury, and this match was made by Darkpower to make sure that Mercury is quote on quote "warm up" for this Sunday in Denver, but I think that this match is so the Road Dogg won't have to face her 100 percent, guys!! KING: NOW WAIT A MINUTE, JR!! THERE YOU GO AGAIN, ALWAYS JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS!! THIS IS A WARM UP MATCH FOR SAILOR MERCURY!! KAI: THEN WHY DIDN'T DARKPOWER MAKE THISH A HARDCORE MATCH, THEN!! KING: HAD TO BE PREPAIRED FOR ANYTHING, NOW DO YOU?! JR: IN ANY CASE, VISERA IS IN THE RING, AND HERE COMES THE HARDCORE CHAMPION, SAILOR MERCURY HERE, WITH THAT HARDCORE TITLE!! THAT IS HER FORTE!! THE HARDCORE DIVISION!! KING: YEAH, BUT SO IS THE ROAD DOGG!! HE IS READY TO TAKE THAT TITLE AWAY FROM MERCURY!! KAI: I WOULD HIGHLY DOUBT THAT THE ROAD DOGG CAN MATCH THE HARDCORE LEGACY THAT SHAILOR MERCURY HASH DURING THE CWF'SH RUN!! KING: WELL, IN SOME WAY, SOME HOW, THE ROAD DOGG WILL TAKE MERCURY TO SCHOOL THIS SUNDAY!! JR: THAT REMAINS TO BE SEEN!! IN THE MEANTIME, MERCURY WILL HAVE TO FACE VISERA IN A NON-HARDCORE MATCH!! THE BELL SOUNDS, AND WE ARE UNDERWAY HERE IN THIS MATCHUP, AND VUSERA WITH THOSE RIGHT HANDS ON MERCURY!! VISERA SENDS MERCURY TO THE NEAR SIDE, AND A BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX THAT TOOK MECURY AIRBORN!! KAI: GOOD GOD!! JR: VISERA GETS MERCURY BACK TO HER FEET, AND TO THE ROPES AGAIN, MISSING WITH A CLOSELINE, AND A HIGH CROSS BODY BY MERCURY, AND VISERA BARLEY BUDGED THERE!! KING: LIKE A BRICK WALL!! KAI: THISH ISH NOT RIGHT!! JR: VISERA TO THE ROPES, AND...FROG SPLASH BY VISERA ON SAILOR MERCURY, AND THIS MATCH IS OVER, TWO, AND...WAIT A MINUTE, VISERA PULLED UP MERCURY'S SHOLDER!! KING: THE HELL IS HE DOING?! KAI: HE WANTSH TO DO MORE DAMAGE TO HER!! THISH WASH WHAT I WASH AFRAID THAT HE WOULD WANT TO DO!! JR: VISERA NOW, TAKING MERCURY TO THE OUTSIDE, AND SENDS MERCURY INTO THE STEEL RING POST, AND...OH NO!! KING: WAIT A MINUTE!! JR: IN THAT POSITION, THAT COULD HURT A WOMAN, AND...GOOD LORD!! VISERA RAN MERCURY RIGHT INTO THAT RING POST, AND THAT GOT MERCURY RIGHT IN THE... KAI: DON'T SHAY IT, JR!! KING: OH MY GOD!! JR: COME ON, VISERA, YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH!! OH NO, HE HAS MERCURY BACK INTO THE RING, AND TO THE ROPES GOES MERCURY AGAIN, AND...BEAR HUG TYPE MANUVER, AND...SENDS MERCURY TO THE CORNER, AND ALL 450 POUNDS OF VISERA WENT RIGHT INTO MERCURY, AND...OH NO!! KING: THAT COULD KILL HER, JR!! KAI: OH PLEASHE, SHOMEONE SHTOP THISH MATCH!! JR: AND HERE COMES VISERA..AND CONNECTS!! OH MY GOD!! MERCURY IS DOWN AND DEFINITLY OUT OF IT HERE!! AND NOW VISERA GETTING MERCURY BACK UP AGAIN, AND BACK TO TOE ROPES AGAIN, AND A SCOOP...AND A RIDE BACK DOWN TO THE MAT!! THAT WILL BE ALL, 1...2...3!! VISERA HAS WON THIS THING, AND..OH, WAIT A MINUTE, HE'S NOT DONE HERE!! TO THE ROPES, AND...BACK DOWN ON THAT CHEST CAVITY GOES VISERA ON MERCURY!! COME ON, STOP THIS!! KING: THE CORPERATION IS SENDING A MESSAGE TO SAILOR MERCURY HERE!! KAI: THEY CERTANILY ARE, BWUT THISH WAY ISH NOT NECESSHARY, KING!! JR: FINALLY REFEREES COME IN AND STOP THIS BEFORE IT GETS OUT OF HAND HERE!! Switch to the back, where Vegeta is looking for Trunks. VEGETA: Where is he?! SON, COME ON OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!! YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!! JR: AFTER LAST THURSDAY AND WHAT HAPPENED LAST MONDAY ON RAW AND SMACK DOWN WITH TRUNKS, VEGETA THINKS THAT TRUNKS HAS A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO!! KING: WELL, I DON'T THINK THAT VEGETA NEED AN EXPLINATION OTHER THAN WHAT WE SAW THOSE TWO DAYS!! Switch to another part in the back, where Casto is coming out to the ring. JR: WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT IS CASTO COMING OUT TO THE RING FOR?! KING: I DON'T KNOW, JR!! KAI: THISH MAY BWE ABWOUT WHAT'SH BWEEN HAPPENING BWETWEEN HIM AND DARKPOWER!! JR: AND THAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING FOR THE PAST COUPLE OF WEEKS!! WHAT IS HE GONNA SAY?! They go to a break, then come back. Casto's muic starts, and he comes out. JR: WELCOME BACK TO CWF RAW, AND CASTO IS COMING OUT HERE, AND I BET THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SITUATION BETWEEN HIM AND DARKPOWER!!! KAI: IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WOULD BWE, FOR SOME TIME NOW, DARKPOWER HASH BWEEN EYEING SHAILOR MARSH LATELY, AND CASHTO DOESH NOT LIKE THAT, BECAUSHE WE KNOW HOW DARKPOWER ISH WITH WOMEN!! WE SHAW WHAT HAPPENED BWACK AT NO MERCY!! JR: YEAH, AND THAT LEFT A BAD TASTE IN MY MOUTH!! STILL DOES!! CASTO: DARKPOWER, FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS NOW, YOU HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT MY GIRL VERY PECULIER!! RAYE IS MY GIRL, AND YOU ARE NOT GONNA TAKE HER AWAY FROM ME!! JR: THAT IS STERN FROM CASTO.. Darkpower's music comes on, and he comes out. JR: OH NO!! KAI: WHEN WE NEED HIM THE MOSHT, HERE HE COMESH NOW!! DARKPOWER: YOU KNOW, CASTO, YOUR LITTLE BITCH I NOTHING MORE THAN A BITCH!! BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHERE YOU WENT AND GOT HER!! AT THE CORNER OF SOME STREET IN TOKYO, AND GOT IN BED, AND ------ --- ---- --- ---- ---- SHE REALLY IS!! JR: OH, COME ON!! CASTO: DP, YOU WANNA PROVE THAT TO ME?! COME IN THIS RING, AND LET'S SEE HOW MUCH TRUTH THERE IS TO THAT!! JR: WOAH!! A CHALLENGE RIGHT HERE TONIGHT!! DARKPOWER: ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU WANT ME IN THAT RING RIGHT NOW?! CASTO: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I AM SAYING!! COME IN THIS RING, AND LET ME KICK YOUR ASS!! DARKPOWER: YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT!! HERE I COME!!! He drops the mic and runs to the ring. JR: AND HERE WE GO!! THERE'S GONNA BE A FIGHT HERE!! DARKPOWER AND CASTO ARE EXCHANGING BLOWS, AND NOW THERE'S A WHOLE SLEW OF REFEREES COMING OUT HERE TO TRY TO SEPERATE THESE TWO!! KING: THE HELL WITH THOSE GUYS!! YOU'LL NEED THE AIR FORCE TO BREAK UP THESE TWO GUYS!! KAI: TELL ME ABWOUT IT!! Switch to the back, where Ash is coming out!! JR: Well, Ash and Gohan said may the best man win here tonight for the title!! KING: DEFINITLY not what Darkpower wanted. Switch to another part in the back, where Vegeta is at Trunks' locker room. VEGETA: [knocking on door] TRUNKS, OPEN UP!! WE NEED TO TALK!! JR: UH OH!! He finally opens the door. Trunks is there all right...SURROUNDED BY ABOUT 10 HOS, COURTESY OF THE GODFATHER!! VEGETA: WHAT THE HELL?! KING: OH MY GOD!! I WANT TO BE TRUNKS RIGHT NOW!! GODFATHER: HEY, VEGETA, COME AND JOIN US HERE!! THESE ARE THE FINEST HOS AROUND!! TRUNKS: COME ON, FATHER, LIGHTEN UP AND TAKE SOME!! THERE'S MORE WHERE THESE CAME FROM!! VEGETA: COME ON, TRUNKS, WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE!! A ho then comes up to Vegeta. HO: COME ON, YOU STUD!! RELAX, AND WE'LL MAKE SURE THAT YOUR WORRIES ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A MERE MEMORY!! JR: OH MY!! KING: GOOD LORD!! WHY COULDN'T VEGETA PICK ME TO SEARCH FOR HIS SON?! JR: AND THE DOOR IS SLAMMING SHUT!! WHAT KIND OF SITUATION HAS VEGETA GOTTEN HIMSELF INTO!! End first hour. ______________________________________________________ CWF RAW WEEK #23 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler The New Guy BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole King Kai RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: Continental Airlines Arena in East Rutiford, New Jersy WEB SITE: http://members.xoom.com/officialCWF ______________________________________________________ We start the second hour. All of a sudden, the lights go out. BG: THREE.......................TWO......................ONE............... ...GOOOOO!!!!!! As the BG hits "Go!", Techno music from WipEout 3 blasts the speakers. A very flashy lights display starts, and Ash Ketchum comes out. JR: WELCOME BACK TO CWF RAW, AND THE NEW GUY HAS REPLACED KING KAI, AND NEW GUY, YOU HAVE HEARD WHAT THE SITUATIONS ARE HERE TONIGHT!! LATER TONIGHT, THERE WILL BE SAILOR PLUTO VS. BOTH THE ACKOLYTES, THE ROCK AND TUXEDO MASK, WE HAVE THE GREEN KNIGHT AND ARI!! AND WE ALSO HAVE THE MATCH THAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!! ASH AND GOHAN FOR THE INTERCONTENTAL TITLE!! NEW GUY: YEAH, AND YOU KNOW, JR, THAT IS TOTALLY A WRONG THING TO HAVE!! YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT THE ONLY REASON WHY DARKPOWER WANTED THAT TYPE OF MATCH FOR THE RUMBLE, HELL IN A CELL, AND THAT LAST MAN STANDING THING!! HE'S DOING THIS FOR HIS OWN AMUSEMENT!! HIS OWN ENERTAINMENT!! HE WANTS THE SONN FAMILY DESTROYED JUST BECAUSE HE WANTS TO BE AMUSED!! KING: NOW, NOW, BOTH OF YOU ARE JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS!! THE ONLY REAL REASON WHY DARKPOWER HAS DONE THAT KIND OF MATCH IS BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT HE THOUGHT THAT THAT WAS A VERY GOOD MATCH FOR THE TWO!! JR; OH PLEASE!! WELL, IN ANY EVENT, TONIGHT, CWF RAW IS WAR IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY PRICELINE.COM, WHERE YOU NAME YOUR PRICE AND SAVE ON ALL AIRFARES, HOTELS, AND MORE!! KING: AND BY 1-800-COLLECT!! THE EASY WAY TO SAVE!! NEW GUY: AND BY WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER!! THE EASY WAY TO SEND MONEY WORLDWIDE!! Gohan then comes out to the same music. JR: Woah!! GOHAN IS COMING OUT TO THE EXACT SAME MU... That orange symbol comes on again. JR: WAIT JUST A MINUTE!! KING: EVERYTHING HAS TURNED ORANGE AGAIN!! NEW GUY: WHAT IS THAT THING SAYING!! JR: SOMETHING WILL BE CHANGING OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. Everyhing then goes back to where it was beforehand. JR: Well, in any event, Gohan is in the ring, and here we go. This is for the Intercontenental Title here. Ash and Gohan, sizing each other up, and a tie up. Both Ash and Gohan will be at the Royal Rumble. Ash now, to the ropes, sholder block by Ash. Back to the ropes, and DDT BY GOHAN!! NEW GUY: GOOD LORD!! KING: HOW DID HE MUSTER THAT?! JR: I DON'T KNOW!! IN ANY EVENT, Gohan now, going to the top, and MISSING WITH THAT HEAD BUTT!! Ash with a drop kick on the kid. Ash now, with Gohan again, and to the outside. Ash, sends Gohan, no reversal INTO THE STEEL STAIRS!! Ash's back met that unforgiving steel. KING: Gohan may destroy ASH!! NEW GUY: Both of these two may br champions after the Rumble. JR: Gohan going for the World Title in just six days at the Rumble. Gohan now, back into the ring, and Ash is back in as well. Gohan, to the ropes, and A SPINNING HEEL KICK THAT CAUGHT ASH IN THE CHIN!! AND NOW A COVER, TWO, AND..KICKOUT AT TWO!! I THOUGHT THAT WE WOULD HAVE A BRAND NEW CHAMPION THERE!! KING: ASH IS TOUGH, ALL RIGHT!! REMEMBER THE SURVIVOR SERIES?! NEW GUY: OH, WAS THAT MATCH EVER THE EVENT!! JR: Ash knows how much each match means to his friend, Gohan, and that is why he is trying his best to keep that friendship going in this type of match. Ash, trying to get back into this thing, missing with the right hand, and A BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX BY ASH, AND NOW ASH NEEDS TO GET BACK INTO THIS THING...HEY WAIT A MINUTE!! THAT'S BROCK!! KING: HE'S LEFT THE POKEMON SHOW, BUT HE'S STILL IN THE CWF!! JR: AND BROCK IS ATTACKING ASH!! THIS MATCH WILL END ON A DISQUALIFICATION HERE, BUT BROCK IS NAILING ASH KETCHUM!! THESE TWO WILL MEET FOR THE TITLE AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE, AND..WAIT A MINUTE, GOHAN JUST GOT BROCK WITH A DOUBLE ARM DDT!! NEW GUY: ASH HAS BEN DISMANTLED BY BROCK, BUT HE'S GONNA GET HIS THIS SUNDAY AFTER WHAT HE DID TO MISTY!! JR: HE'S GONNA GET A SMALL SAMPLING TONIGHT, AND GOHAN...ACID DROP ON BROCK!! AND BROCK IS LAID OUT HERE!! NEW GUY: HERE COMES ASH BACK TO GOHAN!! They hug in the ring. JR: YES!! THEY ARE STILL FRIENDS!! DARKPOWER'S LITTLE GAME IS NOT AFFECTING THIS TEAM ANY!! Switch to the back, where Sailor Pluto is coming out for her match. NEW GUY: Do you think that the Ackolytes know why Darkpower made this match in the FIRST place?! JR: They will not CARE!! They love to FIGHT, and... Switch back to Trunks' locker room. VEGETA: [coming out] Hey, that wasn't too bad there. TRUNKS: See, dad, what did I tell you?! GODFATHER: You need to learn to lighten up a little bit there, Vegeta. VEGETA: A lesson TAUGHT!! Give me tha cigar. GODFATHER: Sure thing, my man. KING: AHH!! NEW GUY: I guess Vegeta is convinced that sometimes you just have to have some fun. JR: I CAN IMAGINE WHAT KIND OF... Switch to still ANOTHER part in the back, where Tori is walking. JR: Wait a minute, what is Tori doing here. GK all of a sudden comes to her. GK: Hey, Tori, can I talk to you for a minute. Um, I don't really know how to say this, but you know of Ari?! [she nods yes] Well, it seems that he has been eyeing YOU as of late. I would be shocked if I were you. You know, he says alot about how he would love to get someone else with him and Venus. KING: WHAT?! NEW GUY: I can see this coming. GK: And he says that you are the perfect..BITCH to get it on with him and Venus. Now this is HIM talking!! Now, if you want to get a hold of him TONIGHT, you can take MY spot in the macth here tonight. He walks away, with Tori shocked and disgusted. KING: MY GOD!! JR: Wait a minute, this is a set up. They go to a break, then come back. The Ackolytes' music starts, and they come out. JR: Welcome back to RAW, and I cannot believe what Green Knight just told Tori about Ari, the president here.. Switch to the back, where Tori is again...WITH KANE. KING: UH OH!! TORI: He said that he wanted me to get...uggghhh. Kane kicks down the door. Darkpower is there. DARKPOWER: HEY HEY HEY!! What the hell..?! KANE: GK DOESN'T WANT ARI!! I WANT HIM!! DARKPOWER: HUH?! OKAY, WHATEVER YOU SAY!! INSTEAD OF GK AND ARI, ARI AND KANE HERE IN A FEW MOMENTS!! LET PLUTO GET HER ASS KICKED, AND THEN YOU CAN GET IT ON WITH ARI, OKAY!! Switch back to ringside. JR: Did you hear that, King?! KING: I heard it, but I can't BELIEVE it. Kane and Ari. NEW GUY: Question is, what does ARI think about this?! JR: I don't think that Ari even KNOWS what just happened In any case, here comes Sailor Pluto, and she goes into the ring. and here we go now. Both of the Ackolytes facing Sailor Pluto, and they are just pounding away at the European Champion. Pluto sent to the ropes, and THE CLOSELINE FROM HELL, AND NOW AN ELBOW DROP RIGHT TO THE STERNEM!! NEW GUY: THIS plan is working. KING: I'd SAY. JR: Tori hasn't been the same since she spent the holidays with the 'perfect gentleman', X-Pac, and something tells me that some of the CWF stars have heard about her strange behavior as of late. KING: Like GK!! NEW GUY: I don't think that Ari even KNOWS that Darkpower changed the match on him just like that. JR: And now the Ackolytes are sending Pluto to the top rope, and...BACK DOWN!! SUPERBOMB, AND FOLKS, THIS ONE IS OVER IN A HEARTBEAT, AND... Switch to the back, where Ari is coming out. ARI: GK is MINE tonight. JR: UH OH!! He thinks that he's still facing GK!! NEW GUY: And remember that that match was supposed to settle and disagreements that him and DP have had before tonight. KING: This will just make MORE!! JR: It's going to happen NEXT!! They go to a break, then come back. Ari's music starts, and he comes out. JR: Here comes Ari, and welcome back to the program, ladies and gentlemen. Earlier tonight, Darkpower made the match of Ari vs. the Green Knight in an attempt to patch things up between him and the President. However, after GK told Tori some pretty...perverse things about Ari, which I don't think are true, but I think that wasn't why he told Tori, because then Kane stormed DP's room, and told him that HE wanted Ari. So now Ari is facing KANE, and he doesn't even know that he's facing him at ALL!! KING: He doesn't even know what the SITUATION is between Kane and Tori, I don't think. NEW GUY: And this WAS supposed to patch things up between DP and Ari. Look what it's gonna do NOW!! All of a sudden...KANE'S MUSIC STARTS!! JR: AND HERE COMES THE BIG RED MACHINE!! AND LOOK AT ARI'S FACE!! KING: HE'S SAYING THAT HE SHOULDN'T BE COMING OUT HERE!! IT SHOULD BE GREEN KNIGHT!! NEW GUY: AND TIM WHITE IS SAYING THAT THIS IS THE MATCH!! JR: ARI IS BESIDE HIMSELF!! AND HERE COMES KANE, AND ON THE TOP ROPE, AND FLYING OFF OF IT WITH A CLOSELINE, AND THIS MATCH IS UNDERWAY, TO THE FAR SIDE IS ARI, AND A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE OF ARI!! AND NOW KANE GETTING ARI BACK..CHOKE SLAM COMING UP HERE!! AND...NAILS IT!! NEW GUY: UH OH!! TOMBSTONE IS NEXT!! KING: I BET GK IS GETTING THE LAUGH OF HIS LIFE RIGHT NOW!! THIS IS NOT FUNNY!! JR: AND...TOMBSTONE!! THIS ONE'S OVER, FOLKS, AND KANE HAS ONCE AGAIN, QUOTE, AVENGED THE LOVE OF TORI, END QUOTE!! KING: WELL, THERE IS GONNA BE SOME PROBLEMS IN THAT GROUP, MOST DEFINITLY. JR: GUYS, I'VE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT CASTO AND DARKPOWER WILL MEET THIS TURSDAY ON SMACK DOWN!! KING: MY GOSH!! THAT IS A BOMBSHELL!! NEW GUY: I HOPE THAT CASTO CAN TEACH DARKPOWER A THING OR TWO THIS THURSDAY.. Switch to the back, where Ari is walking back to DP's locker room, IRATE!! JR: UH OH!! KING: I knew THIS was happening. Ari then kicks down DP's locker room door. ARI: [angrily] DP, YOU SON OF A BITCH!! DP: ARI, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!! ARI: YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT THE PROBLEM IS!! I THOUGHT I WAS FACING GREEN KNIGHT!! YOU TOLD ME GK, NOT KANE!! DP: WELL, YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO VIEW TORI THAT WAY!! YOU KNOW THAT!! ARI: MAN, I WOULD NEVER EVEN THINK OF TORI THAT WAY!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD EVEN THINK FOR ONE SECOND THAT I WOULD THNK OF TORI IN THAT WAY!! I HAVE SAILOR VENUS TO TAKE CARE OF ME!! DP: WELL, I SEE THAT YOU..WAIT A MINUTE, IF YOU SAID THAT YOU DIDN'T WANT A THREESOME WITH... ARI: A THREESOME?!! DP, GET A DAMN LIFE, WILL YA?!! [he slams the door] JR: WOW!! Switch to another part in the back, where Tuxedo Mask is coming out. JR: Uh oh. Up next, Tuxedo Mask [switch to the Rock] to face THAT MAN, THE ROCK!! THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION, WHEN WE COME BACK!! They take there final commercial break,then come back. Mask's music starts, and he comes out. JR: Welcome back to RAW, everyone, and Tuxedo Mask is coming out here, and in a few minutes, he will face the Rock, but what happened a few moments ago with Ari and Darkpower. Guy, I don't think that was patching things up. KING: I KNEW this would happen. GK is trying to cause DISSENTION between the two friends, Ari and DP!! JR: [sarcasically] Oh, that just breaks my heart to see that happen. NEW GUY: Well Playstation presents CWF Royal Rumble. In just six days from the sold out Denver Colliseum in Denver, and exclusivly on Pay Per View. JR: And something tells me that Ari and Darkpower will not be on the same page AT that Rumble. BG: IF YOU SMELLLLLL...WHAT THE ROCK....IS COOKIN'!! JR: AND HERE COMES THE ROCK!! THE ROCK IS GOING INTO THE RING, AND HERE WE GO!! THE ROCK, SENDS TUXEDO MASK INTO THE ROPES, AND...DDT BY THE ROCK!! THE ROCK IS DISMANTLING TUXEDO MASK HERE...OH WAIT A MINUTE!! DARKPOWER IS COMING OUT HERE AGAIN!! KING: LOOK AT BOTH THE ROCK AND MASK!! NEW GUY: AND LOOK AT DARKPOWER TAUNTING THEM, AND...HE SENDS OUT THE MEAN STREET POSSEE TO TAKE CARE OF THEM!! JR: THIS WAS A GOD DAMN SET UP BY DARKPOWER..HEY WAIT A MINUTE, HERE COMES ASH AND GOHAN!! GOHAN AND ASH ARE HELPING OUT THE ROCK AND TUXEDO MASK!! AND DARKPOWER WATCHING ON IN AMUSEMENT, AND...HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, GOKU IS COMING OUT FROM THE CROWD, AND HE HAS A STEEL CHAIR, AND...OUT GOES DARKPOWER WITH A STEEL CHAIR, AND NOW HE GOING IN TO HELP THE ROCK AND MASK!! JOEY ABS, RODNEY, PETE GAS!! THEY ALL GET THE CHAIR, AND NOW MASK, ROCK, AND ASH ARE TAKING...UH OH!! KING: GOHAN AND GOKU!! NEW GUY: THIS IS WHAT WE MAY SEE AT THE RUMBLE!! JR: GOKU AND GOHAN, AND....DARKPOWER IS GETTING BACK UP, AND...UH OH!! KING: DARKPOWER IS SAYING TO GO AHEAD AND DESTROY EACH OTHER!! THEY KNOW THAT THEY WANT TO!! NEW GUY: BUT LOOK AT THIS!! JR: GOKU AND GOHAN GOING AFTER DARKPOWER!! IT WILL NOT BE THAT WAY THIS SUNDAY!! THE RUMBLE, GOKU AND GOHAN, FOR THE CWF TITLE!! LAST MAN STANDING IN A HELL IN A CELL!! WE'LL SEE YOU THIS THURSDAY ON SMACK DOWN!! They go off the air. Don't forget, Rumble this Sunday, and Smack Down this Thursday.