CWF RAW WEEK #25 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler King Kai BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole The New Guy RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: Springfield Civic Center in Springfield, Mass. WEB SITE: http://members.xoom.com/cwfcom1 ______________________________________________________ Start RAW in Atlanta, Georgia, where a barren land of grass is shown. The cameras then go to the right, where the entire force is shown. A force of...TEAM ROCKET!! Giovanni, the boss, is starting to speak. GIOVANNI: OKAY, TEAM ROCKET!! TODAY, WE START A MISSION!! THESE IDIOTS HERE AT CARTOON CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING THINK THAT THEY CAN STEAL THE CWF TALENT!! THEY THINK THAT THEY CAN ACTUALLY GET OVER WITH THE FANS!! WELL, TONIGHT, WE ARE ABOUT TO TELL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE IDIOTS, AND THAT ASSHOLE, BILLIONAIRE TED TURNER, THAT TEAM ROCKET AND THE CARTOON WRESTLING FEDERATION MEAN BUSINESS HERE TONIGHT!! DO YOU HEAR ME?!! They all acknowledge. JAMES: HEY, BOSS, CAN WE GO TO THE ARENA WHERE THEY ARE TONIGHT?! GIOVANNI: WHAT, YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN'T?! HELL, MAN, WE ARE GONNA PAINT THIS SORRY TOWN RED TODAY!! COME ON!! Switch to what is happening right now, where is out in the outside of the arena, where Drep is outside, holding up a sign that says "Nuke the CWF!!" DREP: NUKE THE CWF!! BOYCOTT THIS IMMORAL CRAP!! THIS IS INSANE!! YOU WANT YOUR CHILDREN WATCHING THIS?! HECK, NO!! [begin RAW opening] SINGER:..................IT'S THE LIFE IN THE BOX THAT DRAWS TO ME!! TAKE THE JUMP, IN THE ARM IS THE SOUL OF ME!! REAL FAR, YOU WOULDN'T SEE ME LAYIN' FACE DOWN!! .......................... ...................................................ONE WOULD HAVE A THORN IN YOUR EYE!! [end RAW opening] As the opeining ends, the pyros start to blast the stage, and the fans get up and start to cheer in excitment for RAW tonight. After a minute, Jim Ross starts commentarty. JR: ON A NIGHT WHERE WE WILL FIND OUT WHAT TWO WOMEN WERE DOING IN A RING KISSING EACH OTHER!! ON A NIGHT WHERE A SON WILL GET HIS REVENGE ON A CORPERATION. A NIGHT WHERE THE TITLE WILL BE ON THE LINE!! ON A NIGHT WHERE JAMES E. CORNETTE HAS A FEW WORDS TO SAY ABOUT A WEB SITE WHO IS AGAINST THE CWF!! WE WELCOME YOU TONIGHT TO THE SPRINGFELD CIVIC CENTER IN SPRINGFIELD, MASSACHUTSES, FOR RAW IS WAR!! JIM ROSS, ALONGSIDE JERRY "THE KING" LAWLER AND KING KAI, WHO WILL BE REPLACED BY THE NEW GUY IN THE SECOND HOUR!! TONIGHT, ALL HELL MIGHT JUST BREAK LOOSE TONIGHT. KING: TELL ME ABOUT IT!! DID YOU SEE WHAT TEAM ROCKET WAS GOING TO DO DOWN IN ATLANTA TONIGHT!! KAI: MORE THAN THAT, DID YOU SHEE WHAT DREP WASH DOING OUTSHIDE THE ARENA THERE?! HE'SH GONNA GET HISH ASSH BWEAT TONIGHT IF HE KEEPSH THAT UP TONIGHT!! Darkpower's music starts up, and he comes out, surrounded by boos. JR: AND THIS IS ABOUT TO BE THE START OF A HELLATIOUS NIGHT, PEOPLE!! DARKPOWER LAST THURSDAY SAW HIS FORMER PRESIDENT, WHO HE FIRED LAST THURSDAY, BECOME THE NEW PRESIDENT ABOUT A FEW MINUTES LATER BY THE GREEN KNIGHT!! KING: I'M MORE INTERESTED ON WHAT WE ARE GOING TO SEE TONIGHT IN ATLANTA!! THEY HAD THAT SUPER BOWL LAST NIGHT, AND TONIGHT, THEY HAVE THOSE TROUBLE MADE DOUBLE, TEAM ROCKET!! JR: WELL, AS WE SEE WHAT THEY DID EARLIER TODAY THOUGHOUT THE BROADCAST, GOKU IS GOING TO DEFEND HIS CWF TITLE TONIGHT AGAINST TRIPLE H, AND SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT GOKU IS GOING TO HAVE A HELL OF A TIME TAKING HIM INTO HIS WORLD TONIGHT, BUT RIGHT NOW, DARKPOWER IS GOING TO IMMERCE US WITH HIS PRESENCE!! KING: HE IS NOT IN A GOOD MOOD, JR!! KAI: TELL ME ABWOUT IT, KING!! THE WORSHT FOUR DAYSH OF HISH CWF LIFE HAPPENED LASHT WEEKEND, SHTARTING WITH LASHT THURSHDAY!! JR: AIN'T THAT THE HONEST TRUTH!! DARKPOWER: AS I STAND IN THIS RING, I LOOK AT ALL OF THESE FANS HERE IN SPRINGFIELD!! [crowd cheers] JR: LIVE in Springfield, Mass. Sold out here tonight. DARKPOWER: As you heard, last Thursday, Ari is back in the CWF because of a mistake that I had made a while back. But that was just the start of the worst weekend of my life. I know that you heard of CWF.com being taken off TWICE by that RETARDED, NO GOOD, PIECE -- ---- FOR A WEBMASTER, SCOT, AND HIS BITCH FOR A WIFE, JEN!! JR: WOW!! KING: AND I THINK THAT HE WON'T BE ANY MORE POPULAR ON THAT SITE ANYTIME SOON!! JR: HE'S TALKING ABOUT SAILORMOON.ORG, WHICH IS WHAT JAMES E. WILL SPEAK OF LATER TONIGHT!! DARKPOWER: AND I'M SURE YOU HEARD ABOUT EVER SINCE THE PRESIDENT LEFT MY STABLES, I HAVE HAD THIS BAD LUCK CIRCLING AROUND ME!! WITH MY CORPERATION, WITH MY BUSINESS, WITH EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE WORKED ABOUT A HALF A YEAR FOR, ALMOST CRUMBLE TO MY FEET IN FOUR DAYS!! SO, AS YOU CAN SEE, I AM NOT IN A GOOD MOOD!! JR: THAT IS TRUE!! HE SURE AS HELL ISN'T IN A GRAT MOOD!! HE IS IN A PISS-POOR MOOD TONIGHT!! DARKPOWER: AS YOU MAY HEARD, ONE OF MY MATCHES THAT I MADE WAS GOKU VS. TRIPLE H FOR THE TITLE!! I AM NOT IN A GOOD MOOD, AND THAT IS PART ONE OF WHAT YOU WILL SEE TONIGHT!! ALSO HERE TONIGHT, ARI, YOU KNOW THAT I WILL GO AFTER YOU HERE TONIGHT!! I AM NOT GOING TO... CROWD: ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE... KING: HE DOESN'T NEED THAT RIGHT NOW!! JR: FOR THE FIRST TIME, I THINK THAT I MAY HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU WITH THAT!! A VERY POOR WEEKEND FOR THIS YOUNG CEO HAPPENED LAST WEEKEND, AND HE JUST WANTS FOR IT TO END!! DARKPOWER: WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!! I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR IT!! [crowd boos] ALSO HERE TONIGHT, ARI, YOU WILL FEEL THE PAIN OF WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I AM IN A POOR MOOD, YOU VS. ME HERE TONIGHT, AND I AM MAKING SAILOR VENUS THE SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE FOR THAT MATCH, BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONLY WAY THAT I AM GONNA GET IN A SOMEWHAT GOOD MOOD!! JR: OH MY!! ARI AND DARKPOWER, GETTING IT ON HERE TONIGHT, AND SAILOR VENUS IS THE SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE!! KAI: HE'SH IN A VERY BWAD MOOD!! JR: I WOULDN'T DOUBT THAT FOR ONE BIT!! DARKPOWER: AND FINALLY, HERE TONIGHT, I AM GOING TO BREAK UP SOMEWHAT OF A LEGACY!!! ASH, GOHAN, YOU HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR WAY TOO LONG!! SO RIGHT HERE TONIGHT, I WANT TO BREAK UP ANOTHER WORTHLESS FAMILY!! ASH, YOU WILL FACE GOHAN HERE TONIGHT!! JR: WOAH!! THAT IS A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT!! I DON'T BELIEVE THAT THIS IS HAPPENING HERE TONIGHT!! KING: SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT NO ONE SHOULD MESS WITH HIM TONIGHT!! DP's music plays. KAI: WELL, ALSHO TONIGHT, JAMESH E. CORNETTE HAD SHOMETHING TO SHAY ABOUT THAT WHOLE ORDEAL THAT DARKPOWER WASH SHAYING ABWOUT, SHAILORMOON.ORG , HERE TONIGHT!! KING: PLUS, TONIGHT, EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF TEAM ROCKET'S INVASION OF CARTOON CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING TONIGHT!! JR: PLUS, RIGHT HERE TONIGHT, YOU WILL SEE GOKU GO ONE ON ONE WITH TRIPLE H, AND GUYS, THIS COULD GO ALL NIGHT!! KING: PLUS, RIGHT HERE TONIGHT, QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED!! QUEEN BERYL AND QUEEN SERENITY, LAST THURSDAY NIGHT ON SMACK DOWN, BECAME TAG CHAMPIONS, BUT WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THEY WON THEM WAS A STORY IN ITSELF!! THEY KISSED IN THE RING, AND THEY HAD A LITTLE TENSIL-HOCKEY!! KAI: JUSHT WHEN WE THOUGHT WE HAD EVERYTHING FIGURED OUT HERE ON THAT RELATIONSHIP, THE QUESHTIONSH CHANGE!! WHAT ISH GOING ON NOW?! Switch back outside, where Drep is outside, still holding up signs, but now he has a few people's attention. DREP: HEY, HEY!! I WANT YOU GUYS TO NUKE THE CWF HERE TONIGHT!! THEY ARE IMMORAL, AND THEY TRASHED MY SITE!! PERSON1: DUDE, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! LET ME IN!! DREP: [blocking this...HUGE guy] You can't go in there. You're mind will be warped. They only give you a whole bunch of lies with everything that they say. PERSON2: MAN, GET A LIFE!! [they both go past him] JR: WELL, DREP IS OUT THERE TONIGHT, TRYING TO SAY THAT CWF IS IMMORAL!! I THINK THAT HE HAS A DEATH WISH, AND... Switch back inside, where Talpa is coming out. KING: LISTEN TO THIS!! TALPA AGAINST TAZZ!! JR: THAT IS A HELL OF A MATCHUP!! BOTH ARE INTENSE... Switch to TAZZ coming out. KAI: AND THERE'SH THE HUMAN SHUPLEX MACHINE!! JR: THAT IS GONNA BE A HELL OF A MATCH WHEN WE COME BACK... Swtich to footage from eariler today with Team Rocket in Atlanta, near the Atlanta arena (I forgot what it was called), where CCW is being held tonight. BUTCH: HERE IT IS!!! CCW MONDAY NYQUILL!! CASSIDY: HEY, ISN'T THESE THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE THOSE DIGIFREAKS AMD THOSE MONSTER RANCHER PEOPLE?! GIOVANI: EXACTLY!! WE ARE GONNA GO THERE RIGHT NOW AND TELL THEM WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT!! They go in as the camera pans to the lightboard. They go to a break, then come back. Talpa's music start. KING: OH BOY, JR!! GET READY FOR A HECK OF AN ENTRANCE!! KAI: TALPA ISH HERE, AND HE WILL FACE TAZZ HERE!!! I'M WONDERING IF HE ISH ANY MATCH FOR THE HUMAN SHUPLEX MACHINE?! JR: TALPA IS A HUGE GUY, BUT THAT IS NOT WITHSTANDING THE SPEED OF THAT ECW GURU!! BG: ...THE MOOD IS ABOUT TO CHANGE......THE MOOD IS ABOUT TO CHANGE......THE MOOD IS ABOUT TO CHANGE......THE MOOD IS ABOUT TO CHANGE......THE MOOD IS ABOUT TO CHANGE......THE MOOD IS ABOUT TO CHANGE... Tazz then comes out. JR: AND HERE HE COMES, AND HE MEANS BUSINESS, BUT LOOK AT THIS MISMATCH!! IT WAS LAST THURSDAY ON SMACK DOWN WHEN SAILOR MERCURY INTRODUCED HER PARTNER FOR THE MATCHUP VS. THE ROAD DOGG AND AL SNOW, AND HER PARTNER WAS TAZZ, AND DIDHE EVER MAKE AN IMPACT!! KING: SHE CHEATED, JR!! THEY DIDN'T KNOW A THING ABOUT TAZZ!! JR: WELL, THAT WAS THEN, AND THIS HERE IS NOW, AS WE ARE GETTING UNDER...WAIT A MINUTE, LOOK WHO'S UP ON THE STAGE!! KAI: HARDCORE AND CRASH HOLLY!! THEY ARE SHITTING UP ON THAT SHTAGE!!! JR: THE HOLLY COUSINS HAVE HAD THEIR TROUBLES WITH THE BIGGER MAN IN THAT RING, TALPA, IN THE PAST!! TAZZ, NOW, HOOKING UP WITH THIS BEAST, AND THIS BEAST JUST SHOVED TAZZ TO THE CORNER LIKE A RAG DOLL!! TO THE CORNER NOW, CHOPS TO THE STERNEM!! KAI: GOOD LORD!! JR: LATER TONIGHT, THE TITLE IS ON THE LINE!!! GOKU AND TRIPLE H!! WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN THOSE TWO GET INTO THE RING, AND NOW TAZZ...BELLY TO BELLY!! HOW IN THE HELL WAS TAZZ ABLE TO GET THAT BIG MAN UP AND OVER LIKE THAT!! KING: I DON'T KNOW, BUT I DO KNOW THAT THE HOLLYS LIKE IT!! JR: OH, WAIT A MINUTE, TAZZ HAVING A FEW WORDS FOR THOSE TWO UP THERE!! KAI: WHAT?! HE DOESHN'T LIKE THEIR COMPANY JR: TAZZ NOW, GOING BACK TO WORK ON THE 7 FOOTER! TAPLA, BACK TO HIS FEET MISSING WITH A CLOSELINE, WHEELBARROW SUPLEX BY TAZZ!! KAI: HOW THE HELL ISH HE ABWLE TO DO SHOMETHING LIKE THAT!! KING: LUCK!! IT IS THE ONLY...UH OH!! JR: TALPA HAS SPOTTED THE HOLLY COUSINS, IF ONLY FOR A QUICK GLANCE..DDT ON TAZZ BY THE 500 POUNDER. KING: THAT WILL TAKE YOUR LIGHTS OUT!! JR: TWO, AND A KICKOUT BY TAZZ!! TALPA KNOWS ABOUT THE HOLLYS BEING HERE TONIGHT NOW, AS WELL!! I'M GUESSING THAT THE HOLLYS JUST WANTED TO GET A CLOSER LOOK AT THIS MATCHUP HERE!! KING: I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR WHAT JIM CORNETTE IS GONNA SAY HERE TONIGHT!! ONCE HIS MOUTH STARTS, HE CAN'T SHUT IT UP TILL HE'S DONE!! JR: I WILL AGREE WITH YOU THERE...UH OH!! TALPA SETTING UP FOR THAT SPINNING PILEDRIVER, AND HERE COMES THE HOLLY COUSINS, CRASH HAS THE REFEREE DISTRACTED, AND HARDCORE HAS THAT CHAIR...ONTO THE HEAD OF TALPA, AND TAZZ FALLS ONTO THE BIG MAN, 1....2....3!! TAZZ PULLS AN UPSET, GIVE THE ASSIST TO THE HOLYS HERE TO START THINGS OFF ON RAW HERE TONIGHT! KAI: OH MAN!! WHEN HE WAKESH UP, HE ISH NOT GONNA BWE HAPPY ABWOUT THISH AT ALL!! JR: THE HOLLYS ARE ALSO GOING INTO THE RING AND NOW ADDING INSULT TO INJURY...WAIT A MINUTE, CRASH JUST GOT SUPLEXED BY TAZZ, AND NOW HARDCORE GETS THE TREATMENT!! TAZZ JUST NOT LIKING ANYONE WHO GETS IN HIS WAY!! CROWD: ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW... KAI: THERE'SH THAT ECW CHANT!! JR: THE HOLLYS GOT LAID OUT BY THAT HUMAN SUPLEX MACHINE!! [Tazz's music plays] KING: WELL, I CAN'T WAIT FOR LATER HERE TONIGHT!! WHAT IS BERYL GONNA ANSWER TO WHAT SHE DID LAST THURSDAY ON SMACK DOWN WHEN THAT MATCH ENDED!! JR: FOLKS, IF YOU DIDN'T SEE WHAT HAPPENED LAST THURSDAY, WE'LL SHOW YOU AGAIN [Smack Down footage starts showing] here we go. Beryl and Serenity finish Ash off with that double Psychodriver, and score the upset and he titles. KAI: BWUT THEN, WHAT HAPPENED ASH A CELEBWRATION CEREMONY HAD TO BWE ONE HELL OF A CELEBWRATION!!! KING: RIGHT!! THEY KISSED IN THE CENTER OF THE RINGS, ON THE LIPS!! I NEVER SEEN TWO WOMEN DO THAT RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY EYES BEFORE!! Switch to the back, where Green Knight is arriving with Sailor Jupiter. GK: Nice to be here tonight, isn't it, Jupiter?! JUPITER: Sure as hell... Earl Hebner then comes to them. HEBNER: Hery guys, your new protege, Ari, is going against Darkpower, and that woman, Sailor Venus, is being the referee fr the match!! Just thought I'd let you know. JUPITER: She's being that stupid ref?! HEBNER: That's what I hear. GK: Hey, Jupiter. Why don't we make ourselves known in that one!! What do you say?! JUPITER: I'm up for that. JR: UH OH!! What is gonna happen inthat... Switch to Jim Cornette getting ready for his speech. JR: KING, THAT SPEECH FROM JAMES E. CORNETTE IS NEXT!! KAI: GET READY FOR SHOMETHING ELSHE!! KING: YEAH!! THIS GUY KNOWS HIS STUFF!! JR: THAT IS WHEN WE COME BACK!! They go to a break, then come back with more of the Team Rocket CCW invasion, of the arena. JAMES: [on huge microphone] WE ARE HERE TO TAKE OVER!! CCW HAS DONE NOTHING BUT CON YOU OUT OF YOUR MONEY!! To Butch talking to a fan. BUTCH: WHY ARE YOU HERE TONIGHT!! "FAN": I NEED A LITTLE SLEEP. I COULDN'T SLEEP AT ALL LAST NIGHT!! CASSIDY: HOW'D YOU GET THOSE TICKETS?! FAN: I GOT THEM FROM SOME BUM OFF THE STREET. HE SAID HE BOUGHT THEM WITH SOME GARBAGE!! HE JUST GAVE THEM TO ME FOR FREE!! JESSIE: [on another huge mic] TONIGHT, THE CARTOON WRESTLING FEDERATION IS GOING TO TAKE OVER THIS TOWN!! WE WILL SHOW YOU WHAT IT IS LIKE WHEN TEAM ROCKET SHOWS MONDAY NYQUILL WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT!! READY?! They all get some bazookas. JESSIE: FIRE!! They then fire the bazookas in the air, creating the trail of CWF colors as the smoke. JAMES: LONG LIVE THE CWF!! THE CCW DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE IN HELL!! They go back to ringside and JR. KING: WOW!! And we are gonna see MORE!! JR: Well, we had mentioned that Darkpower has had the worst weekend of his life as far as the CWF is concerned. And with no reason to ask why. The website, CWF.com, has been, quote en quote, 'NUKED' by the webmasters at sailormoon.ORG, after darkpower wrote a rant about them. The site has been nuked twice for that simple reason alone. Well, it seems that James E. Cornette has a few words to say about this issue. Switch to Cornette in front of a blue curtain. CORNETTE: The views and opinions expressed in this editorial are not necessary the opinions of the staff and employees here, but I think that they are, because I think that it is 100 percent RETARDED of a situation. As you may have heard, CWF.com, the website of the CWF, was nuked TWICE in one weekend. The definition, getting kicked offline completly in a way where they would have to start over. The person who is causing this?! Scot, the person behind Grep SailorMoon Star, or in other words, sailormoon.org. The reason?! A editorial that the CEO of this company, Darkpower, had written about them that expressed HIS views and opinions on the web site. His views in the editorial were critisising the other web site's crudentials and their well being. I won't get into the details here tonight, but you get exactly what I am trying to say. Anyone who has visited this sailormoon.org web site knows exactly what Darkpower was talking about. They have been wanting, get this, for Darkpower to delete the editorial from his web site COMPLETLY, or Scot, the webmaster, will contact any server that CWF.com is on and "nuke" us. Well, I am here today to tell you guys that that is obserd. What kind of right does he have to totally get rid of a whole website for one little piece of an editorial. What I think is this. Scot is jealous and scared. First, his site, being one of the most popular Sailor Moon sites on the web today, reason unknown, has been weary of ANY editorial that comes their way critisising their web site. One such rant was fired back on. But that one was not so civil. The rant that Darkpower made was 100 percent civil from MY point of view. He is jealous that the CWF is now starting to get some atention. And second, he is scared that the CWF.com site will make his site go under, which I think won't happen anytime soon, considering how the site is getting visitors left and right. When the other person did a rant about them, he said his response about it, but didn't nuke that site. Why?! Because it posed no immediate threat to HIS site. However, he sees CWF.com as a potntial threat. Why?! Because of the CWF site getting huge attention. In it's first month alone, over a 1000 of you visited the site. I think that that is pretty good of a start for a website. And what does he do?! HE nukes it for the only reason of not liking what he wrote. Well, I am here today to say that Scot, you need to first of all, GROW UP!! Second of all, GET A LIFE!! But most importantly, you must learn not to take things too personally. Get over it. It was ONLY a rant, and I think that he is allowed to say what he wants to say about your site, whether it was full of lies or not. It doesn't have to be the 10 percent truth. That is his opinion. In closing, I would like to end this with this statement, which is GO TO HELL, Scot, and THAT IS MY OPINION!! Switch back to ringside. KING: WOW!! KAI: I think that he shaid everything that I WANTED to shay to that bwashtard JR: I agree with him 100 percent. He should learn how to take a chill pill, and relax... Switch to the back, where Darkpower is on his way to the ring for the match. KING: SPEAKING of DP!! KAI: UH OH!! JR: WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN WHEN DARKPOWER AND ARI FINALLY SQUARE OFF?! THAT IS NEXT!! They go to a break, then come back outside focusing on Drep. DREP: CWF IS IMMORAL!! NUKE THE CWF!! WOMAN: HEY, DREP, GET A LIFE, WILL YA!! I LIKE THE CWF!! DREP: THE CWF IS POISONING YOUR KIDS' MINDS!! JR: WE ARE BACK TO RAW!! KING: DREP IS STILL CAMPAIGNING OUTSIDE!! KAI: HE'SH GONNA GET SHOMETHING DONE TO HIM THAT I WOULD NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE!! JR: WELL, COMING BACK IN, AND DARKPOWER IS COMING OUT WITH SAILOR V, AND TONIGHT, RAW IS WAR IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE MOTOR OIL THAT PROVIDES MAXIMUM PROTECTION!! CASTROL GTX! DRIVE HARD!! KING; AND BY NOKITA!! CONNECTING PEOPLE!! KAI: AND BWY CHEF BWOYARDEE!! OVERSHTUFF YOURSHELF ON MONDAY NIGHTSH WITH CHEF BWOYARDEE OVERSHTUFF BWEEF RAVIOLI AND THE CWF!! JR: DARKPOWER WITH SAILOR VENUS BEING THE SPECIAL REFEREE!! KING: WHAT ABOUT WHAT WE HEAD FROM JIM CORNETTE!! JR: I THINK THAT HE WAS RIGHT ON THE MONEY, AS HE ALWAYS IS WITH HIS LITTLE RANTS THERE!! Well, the rant's subject is a little bit of why DP made this match!! KAI: He wash in a VERY bwad mood tonight, and he shtill ish!! KING: Did you hear that GK and Jupiter wanted to get involved in this matchup here tonight!! JR: Well, HERE COMES THE PRES, AND HERE WE GO!! THIS IS GONNA BE A FIGHT!! KING: MY GOD!! KAI: THEY ARE JUSHT LAYING IT OUT ON EACH OTHER!! JR: ARI AND DARKPOWER, EXCHANGING BLOWS, AND KICKS TO THE MIDSECTION OF THE CEO BY THE PRESIDENT, AND SAILOR VENUS IS LOOKING ON, AND...OH, HERE THEY COME!! JUPITER AND GREEN KNIGHT ARE COMING OUT HERE!! KING: AND THEY ARE HEADED TOWARDS THE RING!! KAI: THISH SHPELLSH TROUBWLE HERE!! JR: AND GK AND JUPITER ARE IN THE RING, AND THEY ARE NOW BOTH LAYING A BEATING ON THE CEO OF THIS COMPANY!! THIS IS ABSURD, BUT HE DESERVES EVERYTHING THAT HE GETS!! GREEN KNIGHT AND ARI, AND NOW JUPITER AND VENUS ARE STARING...WAIT A MINUTE!! KING: WHAT!! JR; THOSE DAMN DUDLEY BOYZ!! WHAT THE HELL!! AND THEY HAVE SOME FURITURE!! A STEEL CHAIR, AND KNOCKS OUT THE PRESIDENT WITH IT!! AND NOW BUH BUH RAY..STRIKES JUPITER, AND VENUS WITH THEM, AND...OH NO!! KAI: HE TOLD D-VON TO SHET THEM UP!! JR: FOR GOD SAKES, NO!! WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE DAMN DUDLEYS GONNA DO NOW!! KAI: SHOME TABWLESH!! JR: AND BUH BUH...NAILS JUPITER WITH THAT STEEL AGAIN, AND NOW THE STEEL STEPS COME INTO THE RING, AND NOW JUPITER IS BEING HAMMERED, AS D-VON SETS UP THOSE TABLE RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF US, AND...OH NO!! JUPITER BEING PUT ONTO THOSE STACKED TABLES, AND D-VON IS BACK IN THE RING!! WHAT THE HELL...NO!! KING: HE'S GOT SAILOR V!! KAI: DON'T DO THISH!! JR: SAILOR V IS UP, DEFENSELESS, UP FOR A POWERBOMB, AND...OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! VENUS JUST GOT POWERBOMBED RIGHT THROUGH THOSE TABLES BY THE DAMN DUDLEYS!! THOSE TWO ARE BROKEN IN HALF!! THE DAMN DUDLEY HAVE DONE THEIR DAMAGE!! SAILOR VENUS AND SAILOR JUPITER ARE BOTH DISMANTLED BY THE DUDLEYS!! KAI: THEY ARE NOT MOVING!! JR: THEY HAVE GOT TO HAVE SOME BROKEN BONES IN THEIR BODIES, AND LOOK AT BUH BUH RAY DUDLEY!! Switch to the back, where Queen Beryl is headed towards the ring. KING: What was going on last Thursday?! KAI: Shomething tellsh me that we are fixin' for an earful here tonight!! JR: Beryl is coming out here!! We'll be right back, I can't BELIEVE these damn DUDLEYS!! End first hour. ______________________________________________________ CWF WAR ZONE WEEK #25 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler The New Guy BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: Springfield Civic Center in Springfield, Mass. WEB SITE: http://members.xoom.com/cwfcom1 ______________________________________________________ As they come back, Beryl comes out to her music. JR: Welcome back to the War Zone, everybody, and as we get set to hear what Queen Beryl was doing last Thursday at the end of that matchup for the Tag Titles, we want to remind you that 1-800-COLLECT, presents CWF No Way Out, live from the Sky Dome in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, and only on Pay Per View. NEW GUY: Well, let's talk about what happened last Thursday. I never SEEN two women have THIS kind of relationship before!! But let me tell you something, JR, we had THOUGHT that we could FINALLY figure out that relationship between Beryl and Serenity. Best of friends, but now the questions have changed here. KING: Certanily have!! I needed a cold shower after that one. JR: Certanily some questions need to be answered about this one, that's for sure. She's in the ring!! What is she going to say. BERYL: LAST THURSDAY, I DID SOMETHING THAT CAUSED AN UPROAR!! AS YOU KNOW, LAST THURSDAY, WE WON THESE TAG TEAM TITLES!! BUT THEM, ME AND SERENITY DID SOMETHING, WHICH WAS KISS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! KING: YEAH!! BUT WHAT WAS IT ALL ABOUT?! BERYL: I WAS ASKED FROM THEN TILL NOW WHAT THE DEAL WA... Sanikite's music starts, and he comes out. JR: WAIT A MINUTE!! NEW GUY: That's Beryl's lover. What is HE doing out here now?! KING: What do you THINK?! HE saw what happened last Thursday, too. SANIKITE: Michelle, I'm just here to ask the same questions as everyone else is!! What is the deal?! BERYL: Sanikite, you know that I love you with everything that I have. But, here tonight, I have to amit something. Last Thursday, when me and Serenity were going against Ash and Gohan for the titles, I felt some difference in me!! Something that could've changed me. JR: What. BERYL: When me and Serenity kissed in that ring, I knew that I was. Sanikite, what I am about to tell you could change our relationship forever. I am afraid to say the answer, though!! I think that I am gonna be ridiculed by everyone here. I know how they feel about people who are the way that I think that I am, and Sanikite, I'm afraid that we will lose everything that we have for each other. KING: What is she saying, JR!! JR: I haven't a clue. SANIKITE: Beryl, tell me. Don't be afraid. BERYL: Well, I think that I am...well...THAT WAY!! KING: WAIT A MINUTE!! JR: What in the hell...?! SANIKITE: Hold on, are you saying that... BERYL: Yes, Sanikite. I think that...yeah, I'm possibly A BISEXUAL!! KING: WHAT!! JR: OH MY GOD?! LOOK AT THE LOOK ON SANIKITE'S FACE!! KING: On HIS face!! What about MY face. Oh my GOD!! JR: What a thing to tell everyone?! SANIKITE: And I bet that... BERYL: I think that I'm in...LOVE WITH SERENITY!! JR: WOAH!! NEW GUY: This is amazing!! Beryl IS a....well!! SANIKITE: Beryl, I...well, first of all, let's get a few things straight right now. KING: OH NO!! NEW GUY: This is what I was afraid of!! SANIKITE: You said that we would be changed forever. But Beryl, if for a minute you think that I would judge you any different than the way I have in the past, then you are wrong. I think that these fans all judge you just the same, do you fans.. CROWD: BERYL, BERYL.. KING: THEY DON'T!! JR: THAT IS RIGHT, SANIKITE!! THEY DON'T JUDGE HER ANY LESS OF A PERSON!! BERYL: BUT THERE IS SOMETHING THAT I HAVE TO SAY!! LATER TONIGHT, WE SAID THAT WE WERE GONNA HAVE A LITTLE FUN!! BUT NOW THAT I HAVE SAID THAT, AND YES, I THINK SERENITY LOVES ME, AS WELL.. JR; OH MY!! NEW GUY: THAT SETTLES IT, I GUESS!! BERYL: I WAS THINKING THAT MAYBE WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING WITH SERENITY JOINING IN!! KING: AHHH!! SANIKITE: YOU MEAN... BERYL: YEP!! I WANT FOR YOU TO JOIN US IN A LITTLE...THREE PERSON STUFF...YOU KNOW!! KING: AH HA HA HA!! JR: OH MY!! KING: AND THERE HE GOES, DOWN... JR: SANIKITE JUST WENT DOWN FOR THE COUNT!! NEW GUY: I WOULD WANT TO BE SANIKITE RIGHT NOW!! HE HAS TO BE THE LUCKIEST MAN ON EARTH!! AND LOOK AT BERYL!! JR: SHE'S CARRYING OUT SANIKITE IN HER ARMS, AND THIS IS VERY...WELL!! KING: THE HELL WITH YOU, NEW GUY!! I'M THE ONE WHO WANTS TO BE SANIKITE RIGHT NOW!! JR: MY GOD!! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!! They go to a break, then come back back in Atlanta, at the offices of CCW, where Team Rocket was earlier today. JESSIE: Here's the place. JAMES: THIS run down piece of CRAP is the offices of CCW!! That HAS to be a cruel JOKE!! GIOVANNI: Nope, look at this. "Cartoon Championship Wrestling" there. A woman then comes to the front door. WOMAN: Can I help you with anything?! BUTCH: Here, here. We're with Team Rocket, the badd ASSES of the Cartoon Wrestling Federation. We had an important meeting with Erica Bitchoff. WOMAN: What kind of meeting. BUTCH: Well, you know, the one where it can get pretty HARD, and the conversations can get pretty DEEP!! WOMAN: Oh, well, I'm sorry, but she was fired just a month ago. Maybe you guys weren't informed of that. JESSIE: Oh. Well, who's in charge now. WOMAN: Someone named Kevin Sullivan. JAMES: ANOTHER one kissing Ted Turners rich ASS!! CASSIDY: Look, we don't have all time in this crummy old place you call CCW's FRONT OFFICE!! We need to be places, and a plane for Massaccusits, so you better get on it!! WOMAN: Well, I wish there was something that I can do for you, but I can't!! I'm sorry. GIOVANNI: Oh. Well, tell Kevin Sullivan that whenever he feels like it, he should come to the CWF, and actually see what real PEOPLE at a pro- wrestling event look like!! WOMAN: I'll be sure to tell him that. DANIEL: Hey, and also tell him that his wife looks FINE, and I would make a MEETING with HER, all right. [they leave] BUTCH: [as they leave] MAN!! I always wanted for my attention to fall down that HOLE of hers, HEH HEH HEH!! Go back to ringside. JR: MAN!! NEW GUY: You mean that they were all the way down in Georgia?! KING: I guess. Did you hear wat BUTCH was saying!! JR: I certainly DID...wait a minute, I am getting word that, in order o tear Ash and Gohan even FURTHER apart, the Intercontinental Championship is up for grabs!! That stipulation made just moments ago!! We now have [Ash's music starts] the IC title at stake. Plus, there MUST be a winner, and he has added that there will be no countouts, no DQ, anything goes!! NEW GUY: Did you see what we saw before we went to that BREAK, though, JR!! JR: I certainly saw it. there is nothing wrong with having a different course of sexuallity, if you ask ME!! KING: Yeah, I can FIGURE that!! But what about SANIKITE!! He's in the MIDDLE of that, and Beryl wanted him to JOIN her and Serenity here tonight in a little GET TOGETHER!! JR: I am sure that you would want to be in that, King!! KING: Well, YEAH!! if it was someone else OTHER than Queen BERYL, of ALL people. I don't get that relationship STILL, and NOW they are coming out of the closet [Gohan's music, same as Ash's, starts], saying that they are BISEXUAL!! My GOD, what a night it has BEEN!! NEW GUY: And now Gohan and Ash will face each other for the IC title here tonight. What else could happen here tonight?! JR: Well, we are set to go. Gohan and Ash for the Intercontinental Title. Ash is the champion, but coming off of a loss, as well as Gohan is, from the reason Beryl and Serenity celebrated PERIOD last Thursday, the Tag Team Title match, and keep in mind that in addition to Beryl and Serenity being in LOVE now, they are ALSO tag team CHAMPIONS, and what a hell of a team they are, and so are these two, but now they have to face each other for the title here tonight!! And here they go. Goahn and Ash, as Ash Ketchum now, backs Gohan to the corner. NEW GUY: My guess is that Ash and Gohan love to face each other as they do with teaming with each other. When you love to have a great match against your partner, then you KNOW that there...OH MY LORD!! JR: GOHAN JUST LANDED A LOU THESZ PRESS RIGHT ON ASH, AND HE WENT TO THE OUTSIDE, AND HERE COMES THAT BELL THERE!! KING: OH NO!! NOT A REPLAY OF THAT TITLE MATCH FROM A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO!! JR: GOHAN, GETTING THAT BELL AND THAT HAMMER THAT RINGS THE BELL, AND...[Gohan rings that bell in Ash's EARS] JUST LIKE AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO, GOHAN...NOW RINGS THE BELL ON ASH'S HEAD!! NEW GUY: IS THIS PINFALLS COUNT ANYWHERE, AS WELL?! JR: I'M GUESSING SO!! GOHAN IS ON A ROLL, AS THEY GO BACK INTO THE RING, AS GOHAN GOES TO THE NEAR SIDE...TILT A WHIRL BACKBREAKER!! ASH COUNTERED THAT THING BIG TIME, AND GOHAN IS DONW, AND HERE'S A COVER, TWO, KICKOUT AFTER TWO BY THE SON OF THE CWF CHAMPION, GOKU, WHO WILL FACE TRIPLE H HERE TONIGHT!! GOHAN NOW, TRYING TO GET BACK INTO THIS THING, AND...HEY WAIT A MINUTE!! KING: WHO THE HELL..?! NEW GUY: I KNOW WHO THIS IS!! SAGE!! RONIN WARRIOR SAGE!! THE HELL IS HE DOING WITH THAT SLEGE HAMMER!! JR: HE'S TAKING OUT BOTH ASH AND GOHAN!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ALL ABOUT?! NEW GUY: EVEN MORE COMPANY. HERE COME'S ASH'S ARCH RIVAL, X-PAC!! JR: X-PAC, COMING OUT HERE, AND NOW HE'S GETTING SOME LICKS IN!! THIS RONIN WARRIOR, SAGE, HAS BEATEN DOWN THESE TWO TOUGH COMPEDITORS, AND X-PAC COMING IN TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY!! WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS ALL MEAN!! WHAT THE HELL DOES SAGE HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS, AND WHY...WAIT A MINUE!! Sage takes off his armor to reveal...A DX SHIRT!! X-Pac's music starts right afterwards. JR: GOOD GOD!! SAGE IS IN DX!! X-PAC GOT A NEW RECRUIT, ALL RIGHT!! AND ASH AND GOAHN ARE DOWN FOR THE COUNT!! WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ALL ABOUT?! They go to a break, then come back in DX's locker room, where they are celebrating. X-PAC: Hey, man, welcome to the family. SAGE: Glad to be here!! I'm gonna be more than happy to kick everyone's ass here in the CWF!! HHH: And later tonight, I will beat on Goku's ASS, and walk away, the CWF champion, for the SECOND time!! DOGG: That will be a closing to a hell of a night for DX!! They go outside, where Drep is STILL outside boycotting. DREP: NUKE THE CWF!! NUKE THE... All of a sudden, a HUGE guy comes to him. ??: HEY, YOU TELLING CRAP ABOUT THE CWF, PUNK!! DREP: CRAP?! MAN, I'M TRYING TO RID THE WORLD OF THIS POISON!! ??: WELL, IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT I LIKE THIS "POISON", AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA STOP ME!! He all of a sudden punches Drep. JR: WAIT A MINUTE!! KING: WHO IS THAT?! NEW GUY: WHOEVER THAT IS, HE ISN'T GONNA TAKE ANYMORE OF DREP!! JR: WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S...NAPPA!! SAIYAN NAPPA, ONE OF THE STONGEST IN HIS GAME, AND A HUGE GUY, IS BEATING THE LIVING HELL OUT OF DREP!! I GUESS HE DID HAVE A DEATH WISH!! KING: OH MY GOD!! WELL, I GUESS NAPPA NUKED DREP THERE!! Switch to the final clip of Atlanta, where Team Rocket is now at One CNN Center. GIOVANNI: IT HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE!! GREAT JOB, BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE THING THAT WE HAVE TO DO BEFORE WE HEAD BACK!! WE GO IN HERE, AND WE TAKE OVER!! Later, in the center... JAMES: HEY, GIO, DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT WE SHOULD DO THIS?! CASSIDY; DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS, JAMES?! JAMES: WELL I'M ONLY ASKING BECAUSE WE CAN DO SOMETHING A LITTLE BETTER!! HERE... He gives them cans of spray paint...RED spraypaint. JESSIE: WHAT ARE THESE FOR?! JAMES: THIS!! And, on a picture of Ted Turner, James spraypaints a big, red, "R"!! BUTCH: HEY, I COULD GO FOR THAT!! THE ULTIMATE PARTY!! [he spraypaints the clerk desk] They go around, spraypainting and wreaking the entire lobby, with one message saying "I'd rather be in the CWF". Later, OUTSIDE... GIOVANNI: ONE...TWO...THREE!! When he says three, a shot rings out, and the big CNN logo on top of the skyscraper is covered with a "R" flag. Switch back to ringside. BG: PREPARE FOR TROUBLE......MAKE IT DOUBLE!! Team Rocket comes out with Digimon dolls. KING: OH NO, JR, WHAT ELSE IS GONNA HAPPEN HERE TONIGHT!! JR: SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP!! WE ALREADY SAW TALPA GET BEAT UP BY THE HOLLYS IN A VICIOUS ASSAULT, WE SAW VENUS AND JUPITER GET POWERBOMBED THOUGH TABLES BY THOSE DAMN DUDLEYS, WE SAW CORNETTE SPEW VENOM AT SM.ORG, WE SAW BERYL COME OUT OF THE CLOSET, AND WE SAW SAGE OF THE RONIN WARRIORS JOIN D-GENERATION X, AND WE ARE NOT DONE YET!! NEW GUY: DON'T FORGET NAPPA BEATING DOWN ON DREP A LITTLE EARLIER!! TR gets into the ring. JESSIE: ALL RIGHT, SPRINGFIELD!! WE WENT, WE SAW, WE CONQOURED, AND CCW, YOU LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU HAVE TEAM ROCKET KICKING YOUR ASSES IN THE CWF, YOU BETTER...PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!! KING: ALL RIGHT!! NEW GUY: I LOVE THIS SPEECH!! JAMES: AND ALL OF THOSE SO CALLED "CCW FANS" WILL IN FACT SNORE DOUBLE!! JESSIE: TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM CCW DEVISTATION!! JAMES: TO WAKE UP ALL PEOPLES IN THAT STUPID NATION!! JESSIE: TO MAKE THE CWF FULL OF ASS KICKINGS AND LOVE!! JAMES: THE ONLY HOPE FOR THE CCW ARE THE STARS ABOVE!! JESSIE: JESSIE!! JAMES: JAMES!! JESSIE: TEAM ROCKET!! CCW, YOUR FANS ARE GOING TO SLEEP AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!! JAMES: SURRENDER TO THE CWF NOW, OR BE PREPAIRED TO FIGHT!! CROWD: THAT'S RIGHT!! JR: I like THAT variation. KING: ME TOO!! That was GREAT!! JAMES: Oh, and one more thing. It looks like those ugly, uneducated, assholes at CCW will be BLASTING...OFF...AGAIN!! They then blow up the Digimon dolls with little "smart bombs". JR: OH MY!! KING: HA HA HA!! NEW GUY: THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN DIGIMON ACTUALLY DO IN MY LIFE!! Switch to the back, where Triple H is coming out. JR: WELL, COMING UP NEXT, THE ONLY GOOD THING THAT TRIPLE H WANTS IS THE CAPTURE THE CWF TITLE FOR THE SECOND TIME IN HIS CWF CAREER!! KING; SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT THIS IS NOT GOOD AT ALL!! JR: We'll... BG: G-TV!! G-TV!! G-TV!! G-TV!! KING: OH NO!! G-TV then shows Queen Beryl and Queen Serenity...IN BED TOGETHER, WITH SANIKITE IN THE MIDDLE OF BOTH OF THEM!! BERYL: So, Sanikite, how was it. KING: AHH!! JR: WOAH!! NEW GUY: THIS IS...UMMM... SANIKITE: IT WAS GREAT, YOU TWO!! SERENITY: HEY, BERYL!! MAYBE IN THE FUTURE, WE SHOULD HAVE SOME OTHER...SURPRISES FOR THIS YOUNG, SEXY, STUD [rubbing a finger down his chest] SANIKITE: [speechless, but smiling] KING: OH MY GOD!! JR: NEVER IN MY 20 YEARS IN THIS BUSINESS HAVE I SEEN THAT!! They go to their final commercial break, then come back. BG: ONE, TWO, IS THIS ON!! YO, JIMMY, GO AND HIT ME WITH THAT TRIPLE H!! JR: Welcome back to CWF Raw, and we have taken all of our commercial breaks. What a night we have seen from the Springfield Civic Center. KING: What the hell do you think that that G-TV thing was that we just saw a few moments ago?! NEW GUY: I had imagined that Sanikite was gonna get to know Serenity as well as Beryl did, but oh my GOD!! You know, ANY man would LOVE to be like THAT!! JR: Well, I'm happily married, and I would like to keep my...well, we won't go there!! But right now, it is time for the CWF Championship Matchup. Triple H will be against Goku, and something tells me we better be ready for one hell of a matchup...wait a minute!! What does Triple H want to say. HHH: Hey, Queen Bitch!! JR: UH OH!! HHH: EARLIER TONIGHT, I HEARD THAT YOU AND QUEEN SLUT WERE, WELL, BI'S!! WELL, I DIDN'T THINK THAT THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW PHILOSOPHY APPLIED TO THE CARTOON WRESTLING FEDERATION...UNTIL NOW!! BERYL, I WOULDN'T SEE WHY QUEEN SERENITY WOULD WANT TO EVEN KISS YOU, LET ALONE DO THE NASTY WITH YOU, KNOWING WHAT DARKPOWER TOLD ME THREE MONTHS AGO AFTER YOU TWO WENT SPLITSVILLE AT NO MERCY!! NEW GUY: HE HAS TO BRING THAT HORROR BACK UP, DOES HE?! HHH: BUT SERENITY, I UNDERSTAND HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT HORRIBLE, WRENCH FOR A PERSON!! I MEAN, THAT RED-HAIRED TROLLED BITCH KNOWS EXACTLY WHERE TO LAND THAT HOT SPOT, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!! JR: OH, COME ON, TRIPLE H, THAT IS ENOUGH!! HHH: AND TO YOU, SANIKITE, I ENVY YOU FOR BEING IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL OF THAT, BUT HOW CAN YOU ACTUALLY WAKE UP IN THE MORNING TO SEE THE BITCH FROM HELL, WHICH IS, OF COURSE, MS. QUEEN BERYL, IS BEYOND ME!! WHAT;S EVEN MORE SURPRISING IS HOW YOU WOULD ACTULLY ENJOY KISSING HER!! I MEAN, I WOULD WASH MY MOUTH OUT...HELL, I WOULD SWALLOW AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF MOUTHWASH IF I EVER HAD TO KISS THAT BITCH!! I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE'S BEEN THE NIGHT BEFORE!! NEW GUY: TRIPLE H HAS ABSOLUTLY NO RESPECT!! HHH: BUT ONTO MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS, GOKU, YOU GET INTO THIS RING RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, YOU FACE ME, AND WHEN THE SMOKE CLEARS, THE GAME WILL BE THE NEW CWF CHAMPION, AND I WILL GO INTO THE RECORD BOOKS AS THE FIRST TWO TIME CWF CHAMPION!! OH, AND AS FAR AS YOUR WORTHLESS SON IS CONCERNED, YES, I DO FEEL SORRY FOR HIM FOR WHAT HAPPENED LAST SUNDAY AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE, BUT...WELL, REALLY, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT HIM!! YOU COME OUT HERE RIGHT NOW, AND YOU FACE ME!! YOU SAW WHAT THAT BAD ASS SAGE DID TO YOUR WORTHLESS SON!! WHY DON'T YOU SHOW HOW MUCH OF A MAN, HOW MUCH OF A HORRIBLE FATHER YOU MUST BE!! JR: UH OH!! HHH: COME OUT, AND WELL SEE HOW MUCH OF A LITTLE MAN YOU ACTUALLY ARE!! SHOW SOME BALLS FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE!! Goku's music starts, and he runs to the ring. JR: AND HERE COMES THE CALVARY!! NEW GUY: GET HIM, GOKU!! TRIPLE H HAS NO RESPECT!! JR: GOKU, LAYING OUT THOSE RIGHT HANDS TO THE SELF-PROCLAIMED GAME!! TO THE TURNBUCKLE, AND A BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX, TWO, AND A KICKOUT THERE BY THE GAME!! KING: SEE!!! TRIPLE H IS TOUGH!! HE IS THE GAME, JR!! NEW GUY: I DON'T THINK THAT HIS CALLING OUT GOKU LIKE THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN PART OF HIS "GAME"!! JR: IN ANY EVENT, GOKU, DRIVING THAT KNEE STRIGHT INTO THE RIBS OF TRIPLE H, BUT LOOK AT THIS, TRIPLE H IS GETTING GOKU BACK UP ONTO HIS SHOLDERS, AND...SAMOAN DROP!! TRIPLE H GETTING GOKU BACK UP!! THIS IS FOR THE MOST PRIZED POSSESSION IN THE SPORT!! THE CWF TITLE!! TO THE TURNBUCKLE, REVER...INTO REFEREE EARL HEBNER, AND...WAIT A MINUTE, TRIPLE H HAS BROUGHT A CHAIR INTO THE RING, AND NO REFEREE IS GOING TO STOP HIM!! TRIPLE H IS GOING TO TAKE THE LOW ROAD TO WIN THE CWF TITLE HERE!! NEW GUY: AND HE'S SETTING UP GOKU.. JR: BRAIN BUSTER ON THAT STEEL CHAIR, AND...OH NO!! THE PETEGREE COMING UP HERE!! NEW GUY: HE'S GOING TO WIN...WHAT!! JR: WAIT A MINTUE, QUEEN SERENITY IS COMING OUT HERE, AND SHE HAS A TIRE IRON!! WHAT IS SHE...SHE'S GOING INTO THE RING, ...AND CLOCKS TRIPLE H WITH THAT THING!! AND NOW A...PSYCHODRIVER ON THE STEEL CHAIR!! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, TRIPLE H!! KING: HE'S DOWN, AND...SERENITY'S COVERING UP TRIPLE H WITH GOKU!! JR: AND THE REFEREE IS STIRRING!! HE'S GOING OVER FOR THE COUNT!!......1........2........3!! GOKU IS STILL THE CHAMPION, GIVE THE HUGE ASSIST TO QUEEN SERENITY!! NEW GUY: SHE WASN'T GOING TO TAKE THAT INSULT TO HER GIRLFRIEND, QUEEN BERYL!! KING: I DON'T BELIEVE IT, AND GOKU IS STILL THE CHAMPION!! JR: YES, BUT TRIPLE H HAS BEEN DISMANTLED, AND RIGHTFULLY SO!! WHAT A HELL OF A NIGHT!! SEE YOU ON SMACK DOWN!! They go off the air.