CWF RAW WEEK #28 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler King Kai BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole The New Guy RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: Fleet Center in Boston, Mass WEB SITE: http://www.officialcwf.cjb.net ______________________________________________________ [begin RAW opening] SINGER:..................IT'S THE LIFE IN THE BOX THAT DRAWS TO ME!! TAKE THE JUMP, IN THE ARM IS THE SOUL OF ME!! REAL FAR, YOU WOULDN'T SEE ME LAYIN' FACE DOWN!! .......................... ...................................................ONE WOULD HAVE A THORN IN YOUR EYE!! [end RAW opening] After that is done, we catch the glimpse of the many fans in the sold out Fleet Center in Boston, Massachutes, and after a full minute of hearing the screaming and cheering, Jim Ross starts the commentary. JR: SIX DAYS AWAY FROM TORONTO AND NO WAY OUT, AND ALL HELL MAY BREAK LOOSE TONIGHT!! WE WELCOME YOU TO THE FLEET CENTER IN BOSTON FOR RAW IS WAR, WHERE TONIGHT, EVRRYONE IS IN ANTICIPATION FOR CWF NO WAY OUT!! I AM JIM ROSS ALONGSIDE KING KAI AND JERRY THE KING LAWLER, AND WE THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!! THIS PLACE SOLD OUT WITHIN AN HOUR OF THE TICKETS GOING ON SALE, AND THEY WERE LINED UP FOR ABOUT A MILE JUST TO GET IN HERE, GUYS!! KING: YOU'RE NOT KIDDING!! THE TRAFFIC THAT I HAD TO GO THROUGH JUST TO GET INTO THIS ARENA WAS CAOTIC!! EVERYONE WAS LINED UP, AND THEY ARE RAISING THE RAFTERS TONIGHT!! BG: ONE, TWO, IS THIS ON!! JR: And here we go. Triple H, out here, and in just six days, he will have about the toughest match of his life against Sailor Moon, kings. KAI: Well, we got to hear from Shailor Mercury abwout that lasht Thurshday on Shmack Down. She shaid that she didn't like Shrena Shommersh PERIOD!! KING: And she said that she had worked her BUTT off to get to where she is now, and she never got a World Title Shot, but when Sailor Moon comes into the CWF, she is here for only four DAYS before SHE gets a shot at the title. She's the main EVENT, all of a sudden. JR: And all the while, Triple H doesn't even give a damn about any of that. He is looking to retain the title in Toronto at No Way Out, six days from now. KAI: He'sh abwout to shpeak, God help ush!! CROWD: ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE... JR: THE FAMILIAR CHANT AGAIN!! KING: I THINK THAT IT CAN BE HEARD THOUGHOUT BOSTON TONIGHT!! HHH: SIX DAYS FROM NOW!! NO WAY OUT!! TORONTO!! SAILOR MOON, WHEN YOU STEP INTO THIS RING WITH THE GAME!! WHEN YOU STEP INTO THIS RING WITH THE CARTOON WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPION!! WHEN YOU STEP INTO THE RING WITH THE MOST SATISTIC, SICK MINDED WRESTLERS IN THE WORLD TODAY, WHEN YOUSTEP INTO THE RING WITH ME, YOU BETTER BE READY FOR AN ASS KICKING THAT YOU WILL NEVER, EVER FORGET!! JR: THAT IS IN JUST SIX DAYS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! HHH: AND WHILE I AM ON THE SUBJECT, LET'S MOVE ON DOWN TO WRESTLEMANIA!! NOW, IT SEEMS THAT WE HAVE A LITTLE DISPUTE AS TO WHO IS GOING TO BE THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER IN FORT LAUDERDALE, FLORIDA!! QUEEN SERENITY, I REALLY DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE!! HELL, YOU COULD SCREW TWO DOGS, AND IT WOULDN'T MAKE A BIT OF DAMN TO ME!! SURE, I THINK THAT IT IS SICK THAT YOU HAVE THAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE LIKE QUEEN BITCH, WHO GOT PORTRAID PERFECTLY IN THAT HENTAI STORY THAT I READ BY THAT HENTAI MAN GUY!! YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO WOULD GO THAT FAR IN BED... JR: UH OH!! I KNOW WHAT WORK OF WRITING HE WAS TALKING ABOUT!! VERY DISTASTEFUL!! KAI: I had the DISHPLEASHURE of reading THAT one!! HHH: I MEAN, WHO ELSE BUT YOU WOULD ---- - --- ---- ----- --- ------ -- ---- ---!! JR: OH COME ON!! KING: WOW!! KAI: THAT ALMOSHT MADE ME SHICK THERE!! HHH: SO I AM SURPRISED THAT.... CROWD: ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE... KING: THESE FANS DIDN'T LIKE THOSE COMMENTS, EITHER!! JR: AND FOR GOOD REASON!! HHH: SO, I AM SURPRISED THAT YOU, SERENITY, WOULD BE LOVERS WITH THAT BITCH!! APPARENTLY, THOUGH, IT SEEMS THAT THAT KING EDYMONTON GUY HAS PROBLEMS WITH YOU TWO JUST BEING TOGETHER!! SO HE WANTS YOU TO GET THE HELL OUT OF THAT RUN DOWN, POORLY CONSTRUCTED MOON PIMP HOUSE AS QUEEN SLUT, AND TO JUST BE A SLUT!! KING: WHOA!! HHH: EDYMONTON, YOU MAY WANT TO LOSE THAT MATCH!! NOT BECAUSE I WANT HER TO STILL BE QUEEN SLUT, BUT I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT YOU WOULD NEVER WANT TO STEP INTO THE RING WITH THE GAME!! SO YOU SHOULD LOSE THAT MATCH TO SAVE YOURSELF FROM THE ASS KICKING THAT YOU WILL RECIEVE, IF YOU WIN THE MATCH, WHEN YOU STEP INTO THE RING WITH ME!! JR: THAT IS, IF HE MAKES IT THAT FAR!! KAI: TELL ME ABWOUT IT!! HHH: BUT ONTO TONIGHT!! LAST THURSDAY, SAILOR MOON, YOU ANSWERED THE CALL TO THE MATCH AT NO WAY OUT, BUT THEN, SAILOR MERCURY CAME OUT THERE, AND STARTED WHINING AND CRYING ABOUT HER NOT GETTING A TITLE MATCH YET, AND YOU GET ONE WITHIN A WEEK OF BEING IN MY WORLD, THE CWF! JR: PLEEZE! HHH: HEY MERCURY, NEWS FLASH!! REMEMBER, YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF BEING IN THE SAME RING WITH SOMEONE SUCH AS THE CWF CHAMPION!! HELL, YOU AIN'T WORTHY OF BEING IN THE SAME DAMN BUILDING AS ME!! YOU COULDN'T BEAT ME WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE!! HELL, YOU COULDN'T LAST 1 MINUTE IN THE RING WITH ME!! AND YOU WANT A TITLE MATCH?! WELL, IF YOU THINK THAT YOU DESERVE IT, THEN FINE, YOU'VE GOT IT HERE TONIGHT!! JR: OH YEAH!! KING: WHAT?! KAI: TITLE ON THE LINE TONIGHT!! HHH: AND JUST SO YOU CAN, SEELMILY, HAVE THAT ADVANTAGE, I'LL MAKE IT HARDCORE RULES TONIGHT IF YOU WANT IT THAT WAY!! KAI: ALRIGHT! JR: HARDCORE RULES!! TRIPLE H VS. SAILOR MERCURY FOR THE TITLE, RIGHT HERE TONIGHT!! KING: HE MAY NOT MAKE IT TO NO WAY OUT!! HHH: NOW, ONE... Negaverse music starts, and Beryl makes her way to the arena, showered by roof-raising cheers. JR: WAIT A MINUTE!! KING: WHAT IS SHE DOING OUT HERE NOW?! KAI: LIKE I KNOW!! JR: WELL, TRIPLE H HAD SAID SOMETHING ABOUT THAT HENTAI FANFIC, AND BERYL GOT INSULTED IT SEEMS!! BERYL: BEFORE I... CROWD: BERYL, BERYL... KING: YOU'RE KIDDING ME! JR: IT'S THE TRUTH!! YOU ARE HEARING THE SAME THING I AM! THIS CROWD, FIRMLY BEHIND THE NEGAVERSE QUEEN!! HHH: QUEEN BITCH, THEM CHANTING YOUR NAME ISN'T GONNA HELP YOUR IMAGE ANY!! BERYL: WELL, THESE FANS CAN CHANT YOUR NAME IF THEY DESIRE!! CROWD:...ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE... KING: THAT'S THE THIRD TIME IN THIS BROADCAST THAT TRIPLE H GETS INSULTED!! JR: WELL, HE'S THE ONE WHO SAID THAT THE NAME CHANTING DOESN'T HELP THE IMAGE!! BERYL: AS I WAS SAYING, BEFORE I GO AND SAY MY PIECE!! YOU TALK ABOUT THAT FANFICTION "WORK" THAT HAD ME DOING THAT STUFF!! WELL, I THINK THAT IF THE GUY WHO WROTE THAT WOULD GET INTO THE RING WITH ME, I WOULD KILL HIM, BECAUSE NO ONE, AND I MEAN NO ONE, INSULTS ME BY ------ ---- ---- ONTO PLACES!! SAME THING WITH WHAT I WILL DO TO KING EDYMONTON IF I EVER SEE THAT SON OF A BITCH AGAIN!! JR: OH MAN, DOES SHE EVER MEAN IT, TOO!! KAI: I THINK THAT SHE COULD DO THAT TO EDYMONTON!! BERYL: BUT TO YOU!! YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT YOU WOULD LAST TWO SECONDS WITH NICOLE?! YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT YOU WOULD DO SOMETHING THAT WOULD HURT ME BY SAYING ALL OF THOSE THINGS?! WELL, IF YOU THINK THAT, THEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO KNOW!! I AM NO LONGER HURT BY THOSE WORDS!! SO TAKE THOSE WORDS AND STICK THEM UP YOUR ASS, BECAUSE IT IS NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING TO ME!! HHH: WELL, MAYBE THIS WILL SHOCK YOU!! AS YOU KNOW, THE HEMSLY-MCMAHON ERA LIVES IN THE CWF, AND I HAVE THE RIGHT TO PUT YOU IN A MATCH, IN WHICH YOU MUST COMPETE IN TONIGHT!! I DON'T THINK THAT SAILOR MOON IS BUSY TONIGHT... JR: OH NO!! HHH: SO, RIGHT HERE TONIGHT, I THINK THAT WE SHOULD HAVE A MATCH!! YOU VS. SAILOR MOON HERE TONIGHT!! JR: WOAH!! KING: OHMYGOSH!! KAI: THERE ARE FRIENDSH NOW, BWUT THAT MAY TEAR THEM APART!! HHH: OH, AND ONE MORE THING!! I HOPE THAT YOU CAN WIN THE MATCH, BECAUSE WHOEVER IS THE WINNER IN THAT MATCH TONIGHT IS GOING TO GO ON TO NO WAY OUT TO FACE THE GAME!! THE CWF CHAMPION!! JR: OH MAN!! KING: A MATCH FOR THE TITLE SHOT HERE TONIGHT!! QUEEN BERYL VS. SAILOR MOON!! HHH: NOW, YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND DO WHAT YOU WANT TONIGHT, BECAUSE I AM SURE THAT YOU TWO WILL TEAR EACH OTHER APART!! AND WHY?! BECAUSE YOU WANT A MATCH AGAINST THE GAME FOR THE TITLE!! AND THINK ABOUT IT, BERYL!! IF SERENITY LOST THE MATCH THIS SUNDAY, AND IF YOU WON THE MATCH TONIGHT, AND IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BEAT ME, WHICH IS VERY UNLIKELY, THEN YOU GET YOUR CHANCE AT WRESTLEMANIA!! IF YOU WIN, AND SERENITY WINS THAT MATCHUP, THEN YOU AND HER, AND MY GOD, WHAT A MATCH THAT WOULD BE!! A WHOLE LOT OF POSSIBILITES!! OF COURSE, BEFORE YOU DO THAT, YOU WILL HAVE TO FACE THE ONE WOMAN WHO YOU USED TO BE ABLE TO KILL WITHIN A BLINK OF AN EYE, SAILOR BITCH!!! HEY, WHAT ABOUT THAT!! QUEEN BITCH VS. SAILOR BITCH!! WHAT A MATCH!! JR: UH OH!! KING: TRIPLE H, YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE BERYL EVEN MORE ANGRY THAN SHE ALREADY IS NOW!! BERYL: TRIPLE H, YOU JUST WAIT!! MAY THE BEST WOMAN IN INT HAT MATCHUP TONIGHT, AND, IF THE CHANCES TURN OUT THAT I WIN THAT MATCH, TRIPLE H, YOU ARE GOING TO BE MINE THIS SUNDAY!! THAT IS, IF YOU CAN MAKE IT PAST SAILOR MERCURY TONIGHT!! Her music plays. JR: MY GOD!! RIGHT HERE TONIGHT, SAILOR MOON VS. QUEEN BERYL!! THAT HAS TO BE THE BOMBSHELL OF THE NIGHT, AND THAT MATCH WILL BE FOR THE TITLE SHOT THIS SUNDAY AT NO WAY OUT!! KING: WELL, WHOEVER WINS WILL HAVE TO MEET THE WINNER OF THE TITLE MATCH TONIGHT!! HARDCORE RULES, SAILOR MERCURY AGAINST THE GAME, TRIPLE H!! KAI: AND LISHTEN TO THISH!! MOLLY CANNON AND MELVIN KANE ARE BWACK AFTER MOLLY HAD SHOME SHURGERY IN HER LEFT ANKLE, GOING AGAINSHT THOSHE DAMN DUDLEYSH!! KING: NOT YOU, TOO!! PLUS, RIGHT HERE TONIGHT, GOHAN VS. AL SNOW HERE TONIGHT, AND SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT THAT IS ABOUT TO BE A SHOCKER HERE TONIGHT!! JR: ALSO TONIGHT, THE EUROPEAN TITLE IS ON THE LINE. NEPHLITE AGAINST Y2J, CHRIS JERICHO!! KAI: AND ALSHO HERE TONIGHT, SHAILOR MARSH AGAINSHT KURT ANGLE!! KING: AND HERE TONIGHT, LISTEN TO THIS TAG TEAM MATCH!! THE BATTLE OF THE SUPERHEAVYWEIGHTS PREVIEW!! THE BIG SHOW AND NAPPA WILL TAKE ON TALPA AND HARDCORE HOLLY!! THEY CAN'T GET ALONG PERIOD, AND THEY HAVE TO TAG WITH THE CONTENDERS ION WHICH THE DISLIKE THE MOST IN THAT THING... Switch to the back, where Paul Bearer is with Kane. BEARER: OHHH YEESSSSS!! KANE, YOU TOLD ME RIGHT UP FRONT THAT YOU LOVED TALPA AS YOUR TAG TEAM PARTNER!! HEHEHEHE!! YOU SAID THAT YOU WANTED TO SHOW HIM WHY TONIGHT IN THAT SUPERHEAVYWEIGHTS BATTLE PREGAME SHOW!! Kane nods a yes. JR: WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT?! KAI: I KNOW THAT IT HASH SHOMETHING TO DO WITH WHAT HAPPENED LASHT THURSHDAY NIGHT ON SHMACK DOWN!! Switch to another part in the back, where both Kento and Rowin are going into a locker room with Mia with them, going in as well. We follow them into the locker room, where a paper says, in BIG BOLD LETTERS, "APA" (Ackolytes Protection Agency). They knock on a "fake" door that is there. KING: They're gonna enlist the APA to protect Mia tonight. FARROQQ: COME ON IN!! They go thorugh the door. Farroqq and Bradshaw are playng poker, drinking beer and smoking cigars, with money on the table for all to see. KENTO: We heard that you two had this APA going on here. BRADSHAW: APA!! WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT?! ROWIN: Well, we were wonding how much we have to pay you two to protect this lady here tonight from the Dudley Boyz and anyone who tries to harm her. FARROQQ: What's you're name, pretty?! MIA: MIA!! BRADSHAW: Well, how much do you guys... Farroqq stops him. FARROQQ: Hey, Bradshaw, maybe we can give them a cut back, since they brought in her. Not to offend you, Mia, or you two, but I think that she is, well... BRADSHAW: Hey, man, what the hell are you thinking?! We need the money here. FARROQQ: Oh, all right!! Hey, this punk ass person isn't gonna let me give you the services for free, so I need the dough!! I'll make it up to you two later!! They give them a whole crapload of money (for someone who is trying to rid of the Black Dynasty, they sure as hell know when to pack some cash with them). FARROQQ: OKAY, LEAVE HER WITH US, AND YOU GUYS GO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO HERE TONIGHT!! They leave Mia there with the APA (personally, I want to be EITHER of the two Ackolytes right about now). BRADSHAW: ALL RIGHT, WHY YOU JUST SIT DOWN THERE, AND IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, LET US KNOW, OKAY!! FARROQQ: [quietly to Bradshaw] Hey, man, you thinking what I'm thinking?! BRADSHAW: [ditto, but to Farroqq] Yeah. A real cutie, man...PUNK ASS?! FARROQQ: Hey, now, you were the one who wanted the money!! You deal!! BRADSHAW: How much are you betting?! JR: The Ackolytes Protection Agency, protecting Mia here tonight, I guess from those Damn Dudleys. KAI: YOU GUESSHE?! JR: We'll be right back!! [start CWF promo] ANN.: TWO FORMER ENEMIES NOW LOVERS!! COLE: THEIR KISSING ON THE LIPS IN THE RING!! BERYL: I THINK THAT I'M A BISEXUAL...AND I KNOW THAT SERENITY LOVES ME, AS WELL!! ANN.: BUT NOW ONE PERSON WANTS TO DESTROY THE RELATIONSHIP!! EDYMONTON: YOU ARE A TRAIDOR TO THE MOON KINGDOM!!...BEING A BI IS BAD ENOUGH, BUT TO A BITCH LIKE BERYL... ANN.: BUT NOW THE STAKES ARE AT IT'S HIGHEST!! COLE: WHOEVER WINS IS GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA TO FACE THE CHAMPION!! EDYMONTON: IF I WIN,...YOU RELINQUISH YOUR POSITION AS QUEEN OF THE MOON KINGDOM!! ANN.: AND HIS QUEEN IS GOING TO DO THE UNTHINKABLE!! SERENTY: I ONLY HAVE ONE THING TO SAY!! YOU'RE ON!! ANN.: KING EDYMONTON!! QUEEN SERENITY!! EVERYTHING OR NOTHING MATCH!! CWF NO WAY OUT!! LIVE FEBUARY 27TH, PRESENTED LIVE BY 1-800-COLLECT, AND ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!! [end CWF promo] They go to a break, then come back. [start CWF promo] Shot of Queen Beryl in an old, abandoned warehouse. BERYL: [as the camera gets an extreme close up of her face, flashing to many different camera angles across her face] SO, YOU WANNA BE LIKE ME!! Shots from the WWF Smack Down Playstation video game by THQ. Then, shot back to the mutha queen. BERYL: [grayscale shot of her, full body] YOU WANNA TRY TO MAKE ME BETTER!! More shots of the Smack Down game, some with Y2J, and some with The Great One, The Rock. Then a shot back to Beryl, sitting on some crates, looking like a bad ass out of HELL. BERYL: [close up shot of her on the crate] YOU WANT TO PEFORM THAT PSYCHODRIVER LIKE ME!! YOU WANT TO HAVE THE FANS CHEER FOR YOU LIKE ME [shots back and forth now of the WWF Smack Down game and all of the previous shots of Beryl that we have seen so far]!! YOU WANT TO KICK ASS LIKE ME [her words going a little faster now, as are the back and forth scenes]!! YOU WANNA WIN A TITLE LIKE ME!! YOU WANNA BE IN THE SPOTLIGHT LIKE ME!! YOU WANNA FEEL THAT CHARISMA JUST LIKE ME!! YOU WANNA BE A MAIN EVENTER JUST LIKE ME!! YOU WANNA BE...A CWF SUPERSTAR!! JUST....LIKE....ME!! [the scene then goes back to the close up of her eyes] DO YOU?!! WELL...GOOD LUCK!! YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT!! The commercial goes to the WWF Smack Down game scenes. ANN.: CREATE QUEEN BERYL AND ALL OF YOUR OTHER FAVORITE CWF SUPERSTARS, OR CREATE YOUR OWN SUPERSTARS!! WWF SMACK DOWN FOR THE PLAYSTATION GAME CONSOLE!! OVER 50 WWF SUPERSTARS MOVES, TAUNTS, AND TITANTRONS!! GO ANYWHERE IN THE ARENAS, AND MUCH MUCH MORE!! WWF SMACK DOWN, ONLY FOR THE PLAYSTATION GAME CONSOLE!! Shot of Beryl. BERYL: MAYBE YOU CAN'T BE JUST LIKE ME!! BUT YOU CAN DAMN SURE TRY!! THQ GUY: [saying this quickly] THQ!! Switch to a black screen, with the Playstation logo coming on, one part at a time. PSX GUY: PLAYYYSTATION!! [end CWF promo] KING: Oh my GOSH, JR!! That was the best promo I've seen YET!! JR: Certanily a job well done. That was just one of the many promos that our CWF superstars shot while doing promotions for these companies, and let me tell you, the people at THQ certanily knew how to portray Beryl. KAI: I'D SHAY!! THAT WASH AN AWESHOME COMMERCIAL!! Switch to the back, where Hardcore Holly and Crash Holly are coming out to the ring. CRASH: LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT!! THEY ARE MAKING YOU BE IN A TAG TEAM AGAINST THAT BIG RETARD?!! HARDCORE: YEAH!! THOSE IDIOTS WANT ME AND TALPA TO TEAM UP TONIGHT!! WHAT A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES!! HE WILL NEVER BE AS MUCH OF A SUPERHEAVYWEIGHT AS I AM!! BUT IF THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT, THEN I WILL DELIVER!! BUT I CAN TAKE ON ALL THREE OF THOSE IMBICELS BY MYSELF!! They come back to the ring. Kurt Angle's music starts up, and he comes out to the ring. JR: Well, here we go, back to the ring. It'll be Kurt Angle against Sailor Mars here, renewing a rivalry that just got up off the ground a few months ago. KAI: Well, I have to shay that I wash looking forward for shuch a rivary, and it looksh ash though we are gonna get it right here tonight on Raw. ANGLE: I AM GLAD THAT YOUR OLYMPIC HERO IS GREETED TO A WARM WELCOME HERE IN BOSTON!! YOU KNOW, THE WOMAN THAT I'M ABOUT TO FACE HERE TONIGHT, SAILOR MARS, WELL, SHE HAS ONLY TWO OF THOSE THREE I'S!! SHE HAS THAT INTENSITY!! SHE SURE AS HECK HAS INTEGRETY!! BUT, AND THIS IS A BIG BUTT, KNOWING ALL OF THE PEOPLE HERE IN ATTENDENCE IN BOSTON HERE TONIGHT HAVE BIG BUTTS, HOPING THAT THE CELTICS ACTUALLY WIN A BASKETBALL GAME TO SAVE THEIR LIVES... Crowd boos. JR: WOW!! KING: OH MAN!! ANGLE: MARS LACKS INTELLIGENCE!! HOWEVER, SORRY TO SAY, BUT I CAN'T SAY THE SAME FOR HER BOYFRIEND, CASTO SOMMERS!! JR: UH OH!! ANGLE: YOU SEE, WHILE MARS ONLY LACKS INTELLIGENCE IN THE RING, CASTO LACKS INTELLIGENCE BOTH IN THE RING AND OUT OF THE RING!! BUT CASTO ALSO LACKS INTENSITY!! YOU SEE, WHEN MARS GOES HOME TO BED EVERY NIGHT, CASTO'S INTENSITY ISN'T THERE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!! INTEGRETY, YES, I WILL GIVE HIM THAT!! KING: UH OH!! JR: WELL, KURT ANGLE HAS ALOT TO SAY ABOUT SAILOR MARS, BUT CAN HE PUT HIS MONEY WHERE HIS MOUTH IS, BECAUSE HERE COMES SAILOR MARS OUT HERE!! KAI: SHOMETHING TELLSH ME THAT SHE DIDN'T LIKE WHAT ANGLE SHAID ABWOUT HER AND HER BOYFRIEND!! KING: YEAH, AND SHE'S ASKING FOR A MIC!! WHAT IS SHE THINKING?! MARS: HEY, ANGLE!! YEAH, YOU!! YOU TALK ABOUT THAT INTENSITY WITH MY BOYFRIEND!! WELL, HEH, HE GIVES ME MORE INTENSITY THAN YOU WILL EVER GIVE ANY WOMAN IN YOUR LIFETIME!! JR: WOAH!! MARS: SECOND, ABOUT THAT INTELLIGENCE, YOU DIDN'T SHOW THAT INTELLIGENCE WHEN YOU, ONE, SIGNED FOR THIS MATCH AGAINST ME, AND TWO, WHEN YOU SAID THOSE THINGS ABOUT HIM AND ME, BECAUSE NOW I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO KICK YOUR ASS ACROSS AND DOWN THIS RING. [she discards the mic and goes into the ring] JR: AND HERE WE GO!! IT IS KURT ANGLE AGAINST SAILOR MARS, AND A SLUGFEST IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, AND..NICE FIREMANS CARRY BY KURT ANGLE!! KAI: I can't wait for that title match tonight. KING: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, KAI!! I'M WAITING FOR THE BERYL VS. MOON MATCH HERE TONIGHT!! JR: Kurt Angle now, a scoop and slam on Mars, and he goes to the ropes, and MISSING WITH THE KNEE THERE!! KING: Come on, Kurt Angle!! Show that you have all THREE I's!! Show that you are a TRUE olympic hero!! KAI: Oh pleeze!! KING: What?! JR: Kurt Angle back up...ATOMIC DROP BY MARS ON THE OLYMPIC CHAMPION, KURT ANGLE!! Mars now, with Angle, and what is she going to do with him!! To the outside, AND RIGHT ONTO OUR ANNOUNCE POSITION WENT ANGLE'S HEAD!! KING: NO FAIR!! THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT AN OLYMPIC CHAMPION!! KAI: PLEASHE, GET THISH THING BWACK INTO THE RING, FOR GOD SHAKESH!! JR: AND NOW MARS...SENDS ANGLE INTO THE BARRACADE, AND GOING TO HIM, AND ANGLE COUNTERED THAT CLOSELINE, AND SENT MARS TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BARRICADE!! KING: SHE'S OUT IN THE CROWD, JR!! KAI: A SHEA OF HUMANITY OVER THERE, AND MARSH ISH RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT ALL!! JR: ANGLE, DRAGGING MARS BACK INTO THE RINGSIDE AREA, AND NOW BACK INTO THE RING!! MARS..SIDE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP THERE BY ANGLE!! HERE A COVER, 2, AND..ALMOST A COUNT OF THREE THAT TIME!! MARS, NOW, TRYING TO GET BACK INTO THIS THING HERE!! KING: FORGET IT, Mars. You'll NEVER get past that olympic hero status. JR: But wait a minute, here. Mars is coming back here. KAI: Thish ish AMAZING!! JR: MARS, WITH SOME RIGHT HANDS, TO THE FAR SIDE...DDT BY MARS!! KING: THE FANS CERTANILY LIKE WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE!! JR: MARS, TO THE ROPES AGAIN, AND ONE HELL OF AN ELBOW DROP THAT TIME BY SAILOR MARS, TWO, KICKOUT AFTER TWO BY ANGLE!! KING: I THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS A PRETTY BORING MATCH TO START OUT WITH, BUT THIS IS GETTING INTERESTING HERE!! KAI: WHAT ISH SHE DOING NOW?! JR: SHE HAS ANGLE UP...BRAINBUSTER, AND TO THE ROPES, JUMP...OH MY LORD!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! MARS JUMPED, AND BOTH OF HER FEET LANDED HARD ON ANGLE'S CHEST!! KAI: OH MY GOD!! KING: AND SHE HAS THOSE HIGH HEELS ON, TOO!! JR: AND NOW HERE COMES THAT COVER, TWO, AND THIS ONE IS OVER!! WHAT IN THE HELL DOES SHE CALL THAT MOVE?! KAI: I DON'T KNOW, BWUT IT WORKSH, AND IF IT WORKSH, USHE IT!! JR: WELL, IN ANY CASE, SAILOR MARS WINS OVER THE OLYMPIC CHAMPION, KURT ANGLE, AND NOW...OH WAIT A MINUTE, KURT ANGLE IS BACK UP, AND..A SHOT FROM BEHIND FROM ANGLE!! KING: THERE YOU GO!! JR: ANGLE NOW, ATTACKING SAILOR MARS HERE!! WHAT A SORE LOSER THIS GUY IS, AND..WAIT A MINUTE, HERE COMES CASTO SOMMERS, AND BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX ON ANGLE BY CASTO!! THIS WAR IS NOT OVR BY ANY MEANS!! Switch to the back, where Gohan is coming out to the ring. KING: THAT KIND NEEDS A SPANKING, JR!! KAI: I SHAY THAT AL SHNOW ISH THE ONE THAT NEEDSH A LESSHON TAUGHT TONIGHT!! JR: COMING UP NEXT, IT WILL BE AL SNOW VS. GOHAN, HARDCORE RULES, UP NEXT!! They go to a break, then come back. BG: ATTENTION ALL PARENTS! REPORT TO YOUR LOCAL THERAPIST! REPORT TO YOUR LOCAL CHURCH! REPORT TO YOUR LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT! IT'S GOIN' DOWN!!! Gohan enters. JR: Welcome back to RAW is WAR, and Gohan is now coming out here for a hardcore rules match against Al Snow! This match has developed from last week on RAW [show footage of Gohan pulling Head out of the toilet[ when Gohan and Ash had given Head a swirly! KING: Funny you should mention "hardcore rules", JR, because that's RIGHT UP THIS IDIOT'S ALLEY! And what better punishment [Al Snow's music starts up, and he enters, holding Head close to his body] for Gohan to suffer than to play in THAT MAN'S world! KAI: All thish coming from an innoshent prank! You telling me you didn't get into any twouble when YOU were a kid, King? KING: I'm not saying that - OHHLOOKOUT! JR: AL SNOW HAMMERING ON GOHAN, AND THIS MATCH IS UNDER WAY! GOHAN NOW, WHIPPED TO THE ROPES - DROP KICK TO THE BREADBASKET OF AL SNOW! GOHAN AGAINST THE ROPES...SPEAR BY GOHAN SENDS THEM BOTH TO THE OUTSIDE! KING: HERE WE GO! JR: Gohan back up, Irish whip - no, reversal...AND GOHAN GOES UP AND OVER THE STEEL STEPS! KAI: GET READY TO RUN, THEY'RE RIGHT OUT IN FRONT OF US! JR: Al Snow with Gohan... KING: AAAH! JR: GORILLA PRESS SLAM RIGHT ONTO OUR ANOUNCE POSITION! AL SNOW, WRAPPING HIS HANDS AROUND GOHAN'S THROAT! KING: REMEMBER HEAD, AL! JR: WAIT A MINUTE! GOHAN FIGHTING BACK WITH RIGHTS AND LEFTS! OH MY! ENZIGURI ON THE HEAD OF AL SNOW! GOHAN LOOKING UNDER THE RING FOR SOME KIND OF WEAPON.. Gohan lifts the ring apron, and pulls out a VERY SPECIAL cookie sheet. KAI: HE'SH GOT A COOKIE SHEET! KING: COMPLETE WITH COOKIES! JR: GOHAN WINDS UP WITH THAT BAKING SHEET... The sheet hits Al Snow right on the head, sending him over the security railing into the crowd, and a shower of cookies onto the anouncers. KING: AAAH, WE GOT INCOMING! JR: WE'RE UNDER HEAVY FIRE, AND WE'LL TRY TO KEEP YOU POSTED ON THIS MATCHUP, AS GOHAN AND AL SNOW ARE BEING LOST IN THIS SEA OF HUMANITY! Crunching sounds are heard. KAI: Bleh! How long have theshe thingsh bween shitting under that ring? KING: THEY'RE STILL GOING AT IT! Why, how are the cookies, King Kai? KAI: They're shtale. JR: IN ANY EVENT, THEY'RE BACK, AL SNOW SENT BACK OVER THE SECURITY RAILING, BACK INTO THE RING HE GOES, GOHAN IN HOT PURSUIT... As Gohan tries to go back over the rail, another boy, about Gohan's age, pulls him back into the crowd, and sucker punches Gohan, sending him DOWN. KING: WHAT?! JR: GOHAN JUST GOT FLOORED BY A FAN, THAT I GUESS IS A LITTLE TOO RAMBUNCTIOUS, AND GOHAN IS OUT! BUT WHO... KAI: ULEE! THAT'SH ULEE! KING: THAT LITTLE RONIN WARRIOR KID?! JR: ULEE, FROM THE RONIN WARRIORS ANIME, JUST KNOCKED OUT GOHAN! AL SNOW BACK OUT THERE...SNOW PLOW ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR! COVER...A COUNT...AND AL SNOW HAS WON THIS MATCHUP! CHIMEL: HERE IS YOUR WINNER...AL SNOW!!! JR: WELL AL SNOW SCORES A BIG WIN OVER GOHAN, BUT THE BIG STORY HERE IS ULEE! Al leaves, but the camera is on a recovering Gohan, and Ulee is still bad-mouthing Gohan. KING: THIS KID IS RUTHLESS! WHAT'S HE SAYING, JR?! KAI: HE'SH SHPEAKING JAPANESHE, KING! JR: GOHAN CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT HE'S HEARING, AND NEITHER CAN WE! Ulee slaps Gohan across the face, and leaves. KING: AAAAH! JR: OH MY! ULEE JUST HUMILIATED GOHAN IN FRONT OF THIS CAPACITY CROWD, AND HE CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT HE'S JUST SEEN! KING: AND NEITHER CAN I, JR... Switch to the back, where Ash is standing around, worried still. JR: Ash Ketchum, as you know, is here in the building, and his mind has to be a wreck over the past week, King. KING: I know, with his mother missing, it's a wonder he's still here in the bui- Suddenly, a cop approaches Ash. COP: Excuse me, Mr. Ash Ketchum? ASH: [startled] Yes? COP: I have news about your mother. ASH: What is it? The officer takes off his cap, and holds it across his chest. Ash's tears start to water. COP: I'm sorry, son. Ash slowly walks away, starting to cry. Tears start to run down his face. JR: OH MY LORD!! KAI: Oh dear... Ash's crying becomes louder and more vocal. He starts to run. JR: Well I can understand Ash's depression, it is very difficult for someone to lose a family member. ASH: [to camera] Get outta here. He starts to run more. ASH: I said --- --- ---- OUTTA HERE! Ash shoves the cameraman, knocking him down. The camera falls too, and Ash can be seen running out of the building, crying very loudly, only the view is upside down. KING: I'm speechless, JR KAI: Me too. JR: Well there's really not much you can say in a situation like this. Our deepest, heartfelt condolences go out to Ash Ketchum. They go to a break, then come back. The usual way to start a replay starts, and then ends. JR: [depressed] Well, ladies and gentlemen, we found out some very disturbing news about Ash's mothers just before we went to a break. Listen to this. [start replay] COP: Excuse me, Mr. Ash Ketchum? ASH: [startled] Yes? COP: I have news about your mother. ASH: What is it? The officer takes off his cap, and holds it across his chest. Ash's tears start to water. COP: I'm sorry, son. Ash slowly walks away, starting to cry. Tears start to run down his face. [end replay] KING: And when he heard that, he went completly awol, and rightfully so. I mean, this is very depressing and sad to hear something like this about your own mother. Switch to the back, where Gohan is looking for Ulee. GOHAN: HEY, ULEE, YOU JACKASS [throwing a crate]!! WHERE THE HELL... He then runs into the cop who told Ash about the death of his mother a few moments ago. GOHAN: OUT OF MY WAY!! I NEED TO FIND THAT ASSHOLE, ULEE!! COP: Hey, are you Ash's friend. Gohan suddenly becomes puzzled. GOHAN: Well, yeah. COP: Well, I had some bad news to tell him about his mother. GOHAN: [IMMEDIATLY knowing what it's gonna be] OH MY GOD!! COP: Yeah. I must be going. Oh, and Gohan. If you see him, tell him that I am deeply sorry about his mother, okay?! Gohan only nods a yes. Switch back to the Ackolytes' locker room, AKA the APA offices, where Farroqq and Bradshaw are STILL watching over Mia. FARROQQ: MAN, I lost AGAIN [thowing his cards onto the table] BRADSHAW: HEH HEH HEH, ALL MINE AGAIN!! FARROQQ: [looking over to Mia] Hey, cutie, you have any money?! You can come anfd play some poker with us. Maybe win a little cash... BRADSHAW: Or LOSE some cash, heh heh heh!! MIA: Well, [a little unsure] I GUESS, if it's all right with you. BRADSHAW: You have some money. MIA: OF COURSE I have money. What's a woman without it?! FARROQQ: Good point. HEY, BRADSHAW, DEAL THEM, AND BE SURE TO GIVE HER A HAND, TOO!! BRADSHAW: JUST ONE MORE VICTIM, HEH HEH HEH!! They come back to ringside. The Dudleys' music starts, and they come out to the ring. KING: Well, the show must go on, as they always say, JR!! JR: Yeah, but once again, we give our condolences to Ash Ketchum. KAI: Well, I give NO condolencesh to theshe Damn Dudleysh tonight. JR: And for good reason. Ladies and gentlemen, 1-800-COLLECT, SAVE A BUCK OR TWO, PRESENTS CWF NO WAY OUT, LIVE THIS SUNDAY FROM THE SKY DOME IN TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA, ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!! KING: And with any luck, Triple H will stay the champion AFTER No Way Out. But JR, I don't think that anything can compare to what we heard earlier. JR: Yeah. What a loss for Ash. Well, the Dudley Boyz will be up against Molly Cannon and Melvin Kane, and the last time we saw THOSE two in action, they tore the place APART, King Kai. KAI: THEY CERTANILY DID!! MOLLY AND MELV DID ONE HELL OF A JOB THE LASHT TIME THEY WERE IN THE RING, BWUT I WONDER IF HER ANKLE IN HEALED ONE HUNDRED PERCENT FOR TONIGHT! JR: Well, we are about to find out, as Molly and Melvin make their way to the ring, AND THEY GET MET MID RAMP BY THE DUDLEYS!! THIS IS A HARDCORE TAG TEAM MATCH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AS THIS GETS UNDERWAY!! KING: I REMEMBER THAT THE LAST TIME MOLLY AND MELVIN WERE IN THE RING, THE TIME LIMIT RAN OUT ON THE MATCH!! JR: THAT IS RIGHT!! AND LIKE BEFORE, THIS IS GETTING OFF IN AN EXTREME START!! MELVIN AND MOLLY TAKING THE DUDLEYS INTO THE CROWD THERE, AND THEY GO OUT AFTER THEM!! MELVIN, TAKING D VON DUDLEY TO AN EQUIPMENT TABLE, AND..DOWN ON THAT TABLE THERE, WHILE MOLLY TAKES BUH BUH RAY TO THE BACKSTAGE AREA THERE!! KAI: IT'SH GONNA BWE TOUGH TO FOLLOW THISH MATCH THISH WAY!! KING: WHOEVER SAID THAT THAT WAS GONNA BE EASY TO COVER THIS THING?! JR: MELVIN TAKING D-VON TO THE SAME PLACE, AND NOW WE ARE BACKSTAGE IN THE FLEET CENTER!! KING: THEY'RE SLUGGING IT OUT IN THE BACK THERE!! KAI: MOLLY AND MEL, DOING IT AGAIN!! JR: MOLLY TAKES BUH BUH...INTO A DUMPSTER, AND THERE GOES THE DUMPSTER...INTO A TRUCK!! MEANWHILE, MELVIN AND D-VON, STILL SLUGGING IT OUT, AND NOW MEL HAS A BASEBALL BAT, AND..DOWN ON THE HEAD OF D-VON, COVER, BUT THE REF IS STILL WHERE MOLLY AND BUH BUH ARE, AND D-VON QUICKLY TOSSES MELVIN OFF OF HIM, AND NOW D-VON HAS A STEEL CHAIR, AND..DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MELVIN, AND...WAIT A MINUTE, THERE'S ROWIN, HELPING OUT MELVIN WITH D-VON!! KING: OH NO!! KAI: AND LOOK AT WHAT HE ISH DOING TO THE PERSHON HE WILL FACE THISH SHUNDAY IN TORONTO!! JR: ROWIN IS BRINGING D-VON BACK INTO THE RING, AND...THERE'S KENTO, AND KENTO IS GOING AFTER BUH BUH!! THIS SUNDAY, HE WILL JOIN ROWIN IN THAT MATCH!! ROWIN AND KENTO, DOING A NUMBER ON THE DUDLEYS, BUT THE MATCH CONTINUES!! THERE'S NO DQ IN THIS MATCHUP, AND MELVIN IS COMING BACK OUT HERE WITH THEM!! KING: THERE ALREADY BACK OUT HERE!! KAI: THEY MAY COME OVER HERE, GOD HELP USH!! JR: MELVIN GOING TO THE TOP ROPE THERE, AND ROWIN BRINGS D-VON BACK INTO THE RING!! KING: WHAT IS HE DOING UP THERE?! JR: MELVIN...DOWN WITH THE MISSLE DROP KICK!! KAI: WHAT DOESH HE WANT TO DO NOW?! JR: MOLLY AND KENTO, TAKING CARE OF BUH BUH, WHILE MELVIN IS WITH D- VON, AND D-VON, IN A SUPLEX TYPE OF MANUVER...AND HE SPUN AROUND WHEN GIVING D-VON THAT MANUVER!! 1....2.....3!! THIS THING IS OVER, MELVIN AND MOLLY WINS THIS MATCHUP, GIVE THE ASSIST TO THE RONIN...WAIT A MINUTE!! IT'S THE ROAD DOGG!! THE ROAD DOGG, ATTACKING MOLLY, AND MOLLY, TRYING TO FIGHT BACK, AND HERE COMES MELVIN WITH THE RING BELL, AND PLANTS THAT THING ON THE ROAD DOGG'S HEAD, BUT THE DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE TO MOLLY!! Switch to the APA offices, where the poker game is about to end. BRADSHAW: FULL HOUSE!! BEAT THAT!! FARROQQ: MAN!! MIA, CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?! THIS PUNK HAS DONE IT AGAIN!! MIA: YEAH, I CAN!! YOU CAN ALSO BELIEVE THAT I JUST BEAT THE GUY!! STRAIGHT FLUSH!! BRADSHAW: [the most surprised look on his face] WHAT?! FARROQQ: HEY, MAN, YOU GOT BEAT BY A WOMAN!! BRADSHAW: THAT WOMAN IS GOOD!! I'M GONNA BEAT HER, THOUGHT!! START THE BETTING!!! Switch to the outside, where Ash is just standning there, crying. JR: Folks, if you are just tuning in, we heard earlier tonight that Ash's mother had passed away earlier today in Pallet Memorial Hospital. Gohan comes into view. GOHAN: Hey, Ash, I heard about your mother. [no answer] Ash, will you be okay?! ASH: [snapping at Gohan suddenly] SHUT UP RIGHT NOW!! JUST SHUT UP!! YOUR DAMN MOTHER'S STILL LIVING!! JUST GET --- ---- --- -- HERE, OKAY?! GOHAN: ASH, I DON'T!! ASH: YOU WANT ME TO KICK YOUR ASS RIGHT HERE AND NOW!! GET AWAY FROM ME, AND DON'T COME BACK!! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT, OKAY?! GO AWAY!! With that, Gohan goes away from him, frightened of what he will do. KING: WOW!! KAI: THERE'SH your proof that he'sh heartbwoken. Switch back inside in the back, where a quad-split screen shows Nappa, The Big Show, Talpa, and Hardcore Holly coming out. JR: Coming up next, these four men can't STAND each other, and two of them will team up to take on the two others that are teaming up with each other. This will be a slobberknocker. and it is next. They go to a break, then come back. BG: WELLLL, WELL, IT'S THE BIG SHOW!! JR: WELCOME BACK TO CWF RAW, FOLKS, AND AS THE BIG SHOW COMES OUT IN THIS PREGAME SHOW OF THE BATTLE OF THE SUPERHEAVYWEIGHTS THIS SUNDAY AT NO WAY OUT, BEFORE WE WENT TO A BREAK, WE SAW ASH KETCHUM SNAP ON GOHAN, AND WE HEAR THAT HE HAS NOW LEFT THE FLEET CENTER GROUNDS ALTOGETHER!! KING: THAT HAS TO BE HEARTBREAKING, AND LOOK AT THIS!! KING KAI LEFT TO TRY TO GET A WORD WITH GOHAN ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED THERE!! JR: WELL, IN ANY EVENT, WE ARE RESPECTING THE UNDERSTOOD WISHES OF ASH, AND WE ARE NOT GONNA PURSUE HIM FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT TONIGHT!! IN THE MEANTIME, HERE COMES NAPPA, THE BIG SHOW'S TAG TEAM PARTNER HERE TONIGHT!! FOLKS, KING KAI IS WITH GOHAN RIGHT NOW!! KAI, TAKE IT AWAY!! Switch to that spot in the back. KAI: GOHAN, YOU JUSHT GOT BWAK FROM WHAT WASH A HEARTBWROKEN ASH KETCHUM!!! MY queshtion ish, were you expecting for him to act the way he DID to you?! GOHAN: Yes and no. I was thinking that he would be angry, but not at me!! I wasn't expecting what he said to me, but I know why he said that to me. Switch back to ringside, where the Hollys are coming out. JR: Well, certanily, Ash doesn't want to deal with ANYONE right now, but something tells me that once he realizes what he said to Gohan, he may retract those comments. KING: I would certanily HOPE so!! Talpa's music starts up. JR: AND HERE COMES THE BIGGEST STAR CHARISMAWISE, IN THAT RING, BUT NOT PHYSICALLY!! KING: RIGHT!! JR: AND HERE COMES TALPA, AND THIS MATCH IS UNDERWAY!! ALL FOUR MEN IN THSAT RING, BUT NONE OF THEM ARE WORKING AS A TEAM!! THIS IS WHAT WE WERE AFRAID OF! THIS THINGS BREAKING APART BEFORE IT CAN EVEN GET UNDERWAY... Lights go out again. KING: OH NO!! WHAT NOW!! Fire starts on the stage, and then ends, as the music of Kane starts, and he comes out with Paul Bearer. JR: WAIT A MINUTE!! THAT'S KANE!! PAUL BEARER AND KANE!! KING: WHAT IS THAT TUB OF LARD DOING OUT HERE WITH THE BIG RED RETARD?! JR: THEY ARE IN THE RING, AND DOWN GOES THE SAYIAN, NAPPA, AND OUT GOES THE BIG SHOW, AND NOW HARDCORE AND CRASH!! KING: AND HIS BOY, ELROY!! JR: BOTH TALPA AND KANE, BEATING DOWN ON THE HOLLYS, AND THE HOLLYS...WAIT A MINUTE, HARDCORE IN THE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER, AND CRASH...SPINNING PILEDRIVER!! TALPA CALLS IT THE TALPADRIVER!! HARDCORE AND CRASH HAS BEEN LAID OUT, AND IT'S STARTING TO LOOK LIKE THAT KANE AND TALPA ARE STARTING TO FORM SOME KIND OF RELATIONSHIP TOGETHER!! SOME TYPE OF UNION!! KING: OH NO!! THE TWO BIG RETARDS!! COULD YOU IMAGINE IF THEY FORMED A TAG TEAM!! JR: AND I THOUGHT THAT THE DIVISION WAS STRONG ALREADY!! Switch to the back, where Mercury is coming out for the title match. JR: Well, coming up next, the title is on the line. Triple H will defend against Sailor Mercury in a Hardcore Match for the title, and that is next. End first hour. ______________________________________________________ CWF WAR ZONE WEEK #28 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler The New Guy BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole King Kai RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: Fleet Center in Boston, Mass WEB SITE: http://www.officialcwf.cjb.net ______________________________________________________ Sailor Mercury's music comes on, and she comes out to the ring. JR: Welcome back to RAW, and coming up next, the title is on the line!! It will be Sailor Mercury vs. The Game in a no holds barred, falls count anywhere matchup for the CWF Title, and tonight, RAW IS WAR is brought to you by phonefree.com. Get all your long distance calls for free, over the internet. Phonefree.com. KING: And by the motor oil that provides maximum protection. Castoil GTX!! Drive hard. JR: And by WWF Shop Zone. The official online shopping center of the WWF. And folks, we are joined by the New Guy, on one hell of a night so far. NEW GUY: TELL ME ABOUT IT. I STILL cannot get over what I heard about Ash's mother. In fact, he's CALM compared to how I THOUGHT he would act when I first heard the news. I wasn't ABOUT to tell him when that cop told ME earlier tonight. KING: Well, are you ready for this title match, NG. Are you ready for Mercury against Sailor Mercury for the title?! NG: I sure as hell am, King. It's about damn time that Mercury got a title shot, but the question is, can she get it done here tonight?! KING: Well, I never said that she COULD! NG: You never said that she COULDN'T, either. JR: Well, that question will be answered right now. BG: ONE, TWO, IS THIS ON!! Triple H comes out. JR: AND HERE COMES THE CWF CHAMPION!! HERE COMES THE GAME!! HERE COMES TRIPLE H!! KING: THAT IS RIGHT!! HERE COMES WHO WILL GO INTO WRESTLEMANIA THE CWF CHAMPION!! NG: WE DON'T KNOW THAT YET, KING!! KING: WELL, THAT'S WHAT I AM PREDICTING!! I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE MERCURY IN THIS MATCHUP TO BECOME THE CWF CHAMPION TONIGHT AND DEFEND IT THIS SUNDAY, BUT LET'S FACE THE FACTS, NEW GUY!! SHE IS NOT DESERVING OF THE TITLE, GUYS!! JR: WELL, IN ANY EVENT, WE ARE READY FOR THIS MATCHUP!! THIS MATCH IS FOR THE CWF TITLE, FOLKS, AND WE ARE UNDERWAY, A KNEE TO THE BREADBASKET OF TRIPLE H, TO THE ROPES, MISSING WITH THE CLOSELINE, AND A SPINNING HEEL KICK BY SAILOR MERCURY ON TRIPLE H!! TO THE ROPES AGAIN, OVER TRIPLE H, LEAP FROG, BACK TO THE NEAR SIDE, BACK BODY DROP, BUT MERC FALLS TO HER FEET, AND KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, AND A SPINNING NECK BREAKER!! KING: NG, YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT!! SAILOR MERCURY MAY ACTUALLY HAVE A CHANCE AGAINST TRIPLE H!! BUT I'M CONVINCED, STILL, THAT SHE IS NOT DESERVING OF THIS MATCH TONIGHT!! JR: MERCURY, NOW, BACK TO HER FEET, AND GOING TO THE OUTSIDE, AND UNDER THE RING... NG: HERE WE GO!! JR: AND SHE GETS A LADDER OUT!! THIS IS A NO DQ, NO COUNTOUT, PINFALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH, FOLKS, AND THIS GIVES MERCURY THE ADVANTAGE, AS SHE IS AT HOME IN THIS KIND OF ENVIROMENT, AS SHE GETS THAT STEEL LADDER INTO THE RING AND SET UP ON THE TURNBUCKLE ON THE FAR SIDE THERE, AND NOW MERCURY GOES BACK ONTO THE NEAR TURNBUCKLE, AND LISTEN TO THOSE KNIFE EDGE CHOPS GOING ONTO THE THROAT OF THE GAME!! IRISH WHIP TO THE LADDER, AND TRIPLE H'S BACK GOES INTO THAT LADDER, AND HERE COMES MERC, BUT THE GAME COUNTERS AND SHOVES MERC'S FACE INTO THAT LADDER, AND... KING: TIMBER!! NG: OH NO!! JR: AND THAT LADDER GOES STRAIGHT ONTO MERCURY'S CHEST CAVITY!! TRIPLE H MAY HAVE THAT ADVANTAGE NOW, AS HE BRINGS IN THE RING BELL!! NG: THAT WAS USED ONCE TONIGHT BY MELVIN, A GUY THAT I HAVE TO RESPECT... JR: AND SPEAKING OF WHICH, I HAVE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT ON SMACK DOWN, THE ROAD DOGG WILL HAVE A CHALLENGE TO LAY OUT TO MOLLY FOR THIS SUNDAY AT NO WAY OUT!! KING: I HAVE A FEELING THAT I KNOW WHAT THAT IS GOING TO BE!! NG: THE ACTION IS HERE AND NOW, THOUGH!!! JR: TRIPLE H, WITH THAT RING BELL, AND HE...NAILS MERCURY IN THE HEAD WITH THAT STEEL RING BELL!! NG: THIS IS STARTING TO GET UGLY!! JR: AND LOOK AT MERCURY, TRYING TO GET UP AFTER ALL OF THIS, AND TRIPLE H HAS A STEEL CHAIR!! KING: I TOLD YOU!! MERCURY HAS NO CHANCE TO WIN THAT TITLE!! SHE IS NOT DESERVING OF THE TITLE!! NG: BUT SHE'S TRYING TO GET BACK UP!! AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, SHE IS THE MOST DESERVING WOMAN FOR THIS TITLE SHOT RIGHT NOW!! JR: IN ANY EVENT, THAT STEEL CHAIR IN THE GAME'S HANDS, AND HERE HE COMES INTO THE RING, AND...MERCURY COUNTERED WITH THAT DROP KICK TO THE HEAD OF TRIPLE H AND THAT CHAIR WENT WITH HIM!! KING: AHH!! NG: SHE'S FIGHTING BACK!! MERCURY IS...UH OH!! JR: AND HERE COMES TRIPLE H'S CALVARY!! DX IS COMING OUT HERE!! X-PAC, THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS! THIS IS A NO DQ MATCHUP!! AND THIS IS GONNA GET CAOTIC!! THE NEW AGE OUTLAWS ARE DISMANTLING SAILOR MERCURY, AND LOOK AT X-PAC!! GETTING SET UP...BRONCO BUSTER ON MERCURY!! THIS IS WHY TRIPLE H WANTED A HARDCORE RULES MATCH!! THIS IS WHY HE WANTED THE MATCH TO BE ANYTHING GOES!! HE WANTED TO NO BE DQED FOR THIS HAPPENING, AND NOW..THE PETEGREE, AND THIS ONE IS OVER!! YEAH, HE'S GONNA WIN THIS MATCH!! IT IS OVER!! DX MADE SURE THAT MERC'S SHOLDERS DID NOT COME UP BY HOLDING THEM DOWN!! NG: THAT WAS A SCREW JOB BY DX ON MERCURY!!! THIS WASN'T A FAIR SHOT!! SHE DIDN'T DESERVE THAT TO HAPPEN TO HER!! KING: YES SHE DID!! DX KNEW THAT SHE WASN'T DESERVING OF THAT TITLE!! Switch to the back, where Nephilite is coming out to the ring. JR: Well, coming up next, the European Title is on the line here tonight. Nephilite vs. Y2J, Chris Jericho. That is next!! [start CWF promo] ANN.: TWO FORMER ENEMIES NOW LOVERS!! COLE: THEIR KISSING ON THE LIPS IN THE RING!! BERYL: I THINK THAT I'M A BISEXUAL...AND I KNOW THAT SERENITY LOVES ME, AS WELL!! ANN.: BUT NOW ONE PERSON WANTS TO DESTROY THE RELATIONSHIP!! EDYMONTON: YOU ARE A TRAIDOR TO THE MOON KINGDOM!!...BEING A BI IS BAD ENOUGH, BUT TO A BITCH LIKE BERYL... ANN.: BUT NOW THE STAKES ARE AT IT'S HIGHEST!! COLE: WHOEVER WINS IS GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA TO FACE THE CHAMPION!! EDYMONTON: IF I WIN,...YOU RELINQUISH YOUR POSITION AS QUEEN OF THE MOON KINGDOM!! ANN.: AND HIS QUEEN IS GOING TO DO THE UNTHINKABLE!! SERENTY: I ONLY HAVE ONE THING TO SAY!! YOU'RE ON!! ANN.: KING EDYMONTON!! QUEEN SERENITY!! EVERYTHING OR NOTHING MATCH!! CWF NO WAY OUT!! LIVE FEBUARY 27TH, PRESENTED LIVE BY 1-800-COLLECT, AND ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!! [end CWF promo] They go to a break, then come back. [start CWF promo] Shot of Queen Beryl in an old, abandoned warehouse. BERYL: [as the camera gets an extreme close up of her face, flashing to many different camera angles across her face] SO, YOU WANNA BE LIKE ME!! Shots from the WWF Smack Down Playstation video game by THQ. Then, shot back to the mutha queen. BERYL: [grayscale shot of her, full body] YOU WANNA TRY TO MAKE ME BETTER!! More shots of the Smack Down game, some with Y2J, and some with The Great One, The Rock. Then a shot back to Beryl, sitting on some crates, looking like a bad ass out of HELL. BERYL: [close up shot of her on the crate] YOU WANT TO PEFORM THAT PSYCHODRIVER LIKE ME!! YOU WANT TO HAVE THE FANS CHEER FOR YOU LIKE ME [shots back and forth now of the WWF Smack Down game and all of the previous shots of Beryl that we have seen so far]!! YOU WANT TO KICK ASS LIKE ME [her words going a little faster now, as are the back and forth scenes]!! YOU WANNA WIN A TITLE LIKE ME!! YOU WANNA BE IN THE SPOTLIGHT LIKE ME!! YOU WANNA FEEL THAT CHARISMA JUST LIKE ME!! YOU WANNA BE A MAIN EVENTER JUST LIKE ME!! YOU WANNA BE...A CWF SUPERSTAR!! JUST....LIKE....ME!! [the scene then goes back to the close up of her eyes] DO YOU?!! WELL...GOOD LUCK!! YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT!! The commercial goes to the WWF Smack Down game scenes. ANN.: CREATE QUEEN BERYL AND ALL OF YOUR OTHER FAVORITE CWF SUPERSTARS, OR CREATE YOUR OWN SUPERSTARS!! WWF SMACK DOWN FOR THE PLAYSTATION GAME CONSOLE!! OVER 50 WWF SUPERSTARS MOVES, TAUNTS, AND TITANTRONS!! GO ANYWHERE IN THE ARENAS, AND MUCH MUCH MORE!! WWF SMACK DOWN, ONLY FOR THE PLAYSTATION GAME CONSOLE!! Shot of Beryl. BERYL: MAYBE YOU CAN'T BE JUST LIKE ME!! BUT YOU CAN DAMN SURE TRY!! THQ GUY: [saying this quickly] THQ!! Switch to a black screen, with the Playstation logo coming on, one part at a time. PSX GUY: PLAYYYSTATION!! [end CWF promo] They come back to ringside. Nephilite's music starts, and he comes out to the ring. JR: Welcome back to RAW, and Nephilite is coming out to face Y2J for the European Title... NG: THAT was the commercial that Beryl shot for WWF Smack Down game?! That was totally UNBELIVABLE amazing!! KING: IS IT?! I've never seen such a great commercial. JR: Well, that was just one of the many commercial shots that the CWF Stars shot for our major sponsors, and I guess that that one is being liked across the country right now. Well, Nephilite will face Y2J for the CWF European Title, and folks, he won that last Monday on RAW. It was Nephilite vs. the then European Champion, Yamcha!! NG: No kidding!! Nephilite, almost dismantling Yamcha, came out of it the CWF champion, and something tells me that he will keep that title for a good while!! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0!! KING: THAT IS IF HE CAN GET PAST Y2J!! BOOOOOM!! KING: AHH!! JR: WELL, HERE COMES Y2J, FOLKS, AND SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT HE IS READY FOR THIS MATCH!! SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT HE IS DOWNRIGHT READY FOR THIS MATCH TO TAKE PLACE!! JERICHO: BOSTON, WELCOME TO RAW IS JERICHO!! NG: I KNOW THAT HE'S READY, BUT CAN HE GET IT DONE? JERICHO: YOU KNOW, AS I STAND BEFORE THE CWF EUROPEAN CHAMPION, I HAVE TO WONDER, WHAT IS IT THAT MAKES THESE GIRLS GO GA GA OVER YOU!! I MEAN, THAT HAS TO BE THE UGLIEST OUTFIT THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN... JR: UH OH!! JERICHO: I JUST DON'T GET WHY YOU ARE LIKED BY SO MANY TEENAGE GIRLS WHO DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GOOD MAN AND THE AYOTOLA OF ROCK AND ROLL-A!! SO TONIGHT, I WILL SHOW THESE GIRLS THAT Y2J IS HERE, AND HE WILL NEVER...EEEEEVER, BE THE JACKASS THAT YOU ARE NOW!! He goes into the ring. JR: And here we go now. It's Y2J and Nephilite, and what a nice neck breaker by Nephilite! Gointg to the ropes, ducks underneath a closeline, SNAPMARE SUPLEX BY Y2J!! NG: Oh my lord. That was something else...oh, wait a minute!! JR: LOOK WHO'S COMING OUT HERE!! IT'S MR. ASS!! KING: WHAT IS HE DOING OUT HERE?! JR: DX HAS MADE THEMSELVES KNOWN TONIGHT ALREADY AS IT IS, BUT MR. ASS IS GONNA MAKE SURE THAT THIS STAYS THE WAY THAT IT IS, WHICH IS A DX NIGHT SO FAR!! NG: MEANWHILE, Y2J IS BEING DESIMATED BY NEPHILITE!! KING: I WANT TO SEE BERYL VS. MOON STILL TONIGHT!! JR: THAT MATCH IS FOR THAT PLACE AS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER SPOT AT NO WAY OUT FOR THE TITLE!! NEPHILITE...WITH A HURRICURANA, AND...WAIT A MINUTE, HE SEES MR. ASS! KING: HE'S SAYING THAT HE'S THE HANDSOME ONE, AND HE BETTER STAY OUT OF THAT LEAGUE!! NG: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT..OH NO!! JR: MR. ASS IS COMING DOWN, AND INTO THE RING, AND NOW IT'S NEPHILITE AND MR. ASS GETTING IT ON, AND THE REFEREE IS CALLING FOR THE BELL. THIS WILL BE A BLATIANT DQ HERE, BUT NEPHILITE AND MR. ASS, GETTING IT ON HERE...AND Y2J JUST GOT MR. ASS WITH A CROSS BLOCK!! KING: WHY DID MR. ASS COME OUT HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?! NG: MY GUESS IS THAT MR. ASS IS JEALOUS OF NEPHILITE'S POPULARITY... Switch to the APA offices. MIA: I WIN AGAIN!! BRADSHAW: GOD DAMN IT!! FARROQQ: [lounging] HEH HEH HEH!! SHE'S STILL BEATING YOU!! BRADSHAW: SHE WOULD BEAT YOU TOO IF YOU WERE STILL PLAYING!! FARROQQ: I DECIDED THAT I ACTUALLY WANTED TO KEEP MY MONEY!! Kento and Rowin come in. ROWIN: ALL RIGHT, APA, YOUR JOB IS... MIA: Umm, guys, if you don't mind, I want to stay here for a while. I'm getting aquainted with these Ackolytes. KING: WHAT?!! KENTO: BUT MIA... FARROQQ: Hey, man, don't sweat it. I'm getting enertained by her kicking Bradshaw's ass in this poker game here. MIA: Hey, Farroqq, you still have some of those Cubans?! KENTO: WHAT?! FARROQQ: Of course, sweetheart. Here. [he gets a cigar out] MIA: Thank you. Hey boys, why don't you go ahead and go back. I think I want to stay here for a while. KENTO: Well, all right. ome on, Rowin. Let her do what she wants to do. KING: I don't believe it. Mia WANTS to stay with the Ackolytes. Switch to the back, where Beryl is coming out to the ring. JR: UH OH!! COMING UP NEXT. IT IS QUEEN BERYL VS. SAILOR MOON, THE WINNER TO GO ON THE THE TITLE MATCH THIS SUNDAY!! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK... Switch to another part in the back, where DX is coming out to the ring as well. JR: WAIT A MINUTE!! THAT'S DX!! WHAT ARE THEY DOING?! KING: THEY'RE COMING OUT HERE!! NG: WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY COMING OUT HER FOR?! JR: BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP!! WE ALREADY SAW DX DO A NUMBER ON MANY EARLIER HERE TONIGHT!! WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN HERE, NEXT!! They go to their final commercial break, then come back. Negamusic starts, and Beryl comes out. JR: WELCOME BACK TO RAW... NG: THIS PLACE ALL OF A SUDDEN GOT DEAFINING!! KING: I KNOW!! THEY LOVE THE NEGAVERSE QUEEN HERE IN BOSTON!! JR: LEFT AND RIGHT, SHE IS GETTING MORE AND MORE FANS SUPPORTING HER!! KING: THIS IS THE BIGGEST CHEER FOR HER THAT I HAVE SEEN YET!! JR: WEL, IN ANY EVENT, THE MATCH IS GOING TO HAPPEN, BUT BEFORE WE WENT TO A BREAK, WE SAW DX MAKING THEIR WAY TO THE ARENA, BUT WHAT FOR?! NG: SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT THEY ARE GOING TO TRY TO DO SOMETHING WITH THIS MATCH!! Sailor Moon's music starts, and here SHE comes. JR: And here comes the person who right now is the number one contender, and...WAIT A MINUTE, THERE'S DX AGAIN!! KING: WHAT IN THE...?! JR: THEY ARE ATTACKING SAILOR MOON!! THIS WAS A SET UP ALL ALONG!! THEY GOT HER INTO THE RING, AND THIS MATCH NEVER EVEN GOT STARTED, AND...OH WAIT A MINUTE!! QUEEN SERENITY IS COMING OUT HERE, AND SHE HAS A 2 BY 4!! NG: AND SHE WANTS TO USE IT...SHE HAS ANOTHER ONE!! JR: AND SHE GAVE THAT THER ONE TO HER LOVER, QUEEN BERYL!! KING: THEY ARE GONNA USE THOSE THINGS!! JR: AND BERYL...NAILS MR. ASS WITH THAT 2 BY 4, AND SERENITY DOES THE SAME WITH THE ROAD DOGG!! HERE COMES X-PAC...OHHH MY!! SAILOR MOON COUNTERED THAT BRONCO BUSTER THE HARD WAY, AND SERENITY...BREAKS THAT 2 BY 4 IN HALF ON SAGE'S SKULL!! BERYL IS STILL ON TODD AND BROCK...WAIT A MINUTE, IT'S MOON AND TRIPLE H IN THE RING, LOOKING AT EACH OTHER AGAIN!! NG: THIS IS GOING TO BE LIKE LAST THURSDAY NIGHT!! JR: SAILOR MOON GRABS BERYL'S TWO BY FOUR, AND..NAILS TRIPLE H WITH IT, AND NOW SHE WANTS TO DO MORE TO TRIPLE H!! GETS HIM BACK UP, AND SETS HIM UP FOR A POWERBOMB!! HE'S GOING UP...AND...RUNNING POWERBOMB BY SAILOR MOON!! NG: I BET THAT IS WHAT IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THIS SUNDAY!! JR: MOON HAS DISMANTLED THE GAME HERE!! IF SHE DOES THAT THIS SUNDAY, WE WILL HAV A NEW CWF CHAMPION!! They go off the air