CWF RAW/WAR ZONE (LIVE VERSION) by Darkpower RATING: R/TV-14 DLV DISCLAIMER: Any characters, sponsors (although not actually sponsors) and their mottos, and such are the property of their rightful companies and/or creators. E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com ________________________________________________ _________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler BACKSTAGE: Michael Cole The New Guy Serena Sommers ________________________________________________ _________________ [start flashback] Back to last weeks RAW IS WAR... SERENA: ...There's TRIPLE H!! He's got Beryl, and HE HAS HER STAFF!! OH MY GOD!! HE'S JUST BROKE THAT THING ON BERYL'S BACK!! NOW what is he...OH MY GOD, NO!!...and [Beryl goes off of the stage INTO A TABLE!!] OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!! Beryl just flew five feet off of that stage, and into a table!! Beryl is down, and she needs help FAST!!... KING: Oh my God!! SERENA: ...Triple H and Queen Beryl...if there is ANY indication of how Triple H will compete HERE TONIGHT, we may be LOOKING at the VERY FIRST CWF CHAMPION!! KING: Oh my God!! SERENA:...we may be LOOKING at the VERY FIRST CWF CHAMPION!! LAST NIGHT ON SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT... TRIPLE H: Last NIGHT, you might as well say that you SCREWED the HELL out of me!! I was READY for this MATCH with that BITCH, Queen Beryl, and basically, I could say, that you WANT to see Beryl as champ, and YOU'RE trying to PROTECT her from an ASS-KICKING from ME!! COLE: Darkpower moved the Triple H, Beryl match to tommorrow night on RAW!! ...BERYL: FIRST, Triple H, you should be worried about ME, because after what you did to me last WEEK on RAW, I got pretty damn PISSED OFF!! ...the ENTIRE world will see me kick you little ASS from pilliar to POST on a mear 3 SECONDS!! ...TRIPLE H: Beryl, to ME, you are nothing more than a SLUT!! ..TRIPLE H: ...you can't even govern that mesily little Negaverse that you HAVE, let ALONE attempt to be the CHAMPION!! ...I don't know how you even THINK that you are even ATTRACTIVE!!! ...You're the BIGGEST [mike cuts off] ----- [mike comes on] EVER!! ...TRIPLE H: And plus, you wouldn't be able to get a guy 'down THERE' if you MADE him!! BERYL: That's it, you SON OF A BITCH!! ...COLE: BERYL IS CHARGING THE RING!! Beryl gets into the ring, and tackles HHH. She then punches him very quickly with the hardest punches EVER given to a person. KEVIN: Beryl is POUNDING AWAY at TRIPLE H!! Triple H then turns her over and starts punching HER in the face. About 10 different referees come in to try to stop this. ...Five officials hold Beryl back in one corner of the ring, and the same number holding HHH back. Beryl is trying to break the officials hold WITH EVERYTHING SHE HAS!! COLE: ...This thing is heating up!! ..BERYL: [being heard without a microphone, and as loud as her voice will ALLOW her] COME ON, YOU BASTARD!! COLE: She's actually BREAKING the REF'S HOLD...AND DOES!! Here she comes AGAIN!! She DIVES over the refs holding back HHH and starts to punch hin HARD in the turnbuckle until the refs can pull Beryl back. Beryl kicks hard to try to escape the refs and to go back at Triple H. The refs are also trying to prevent HHH from doing anything, as well!! ...BERYL: [again in her LOUDEST voice EVER] You're MINE, you SON OF A BITCH!! Hunter, I'm gonna KICK YOUR ASS!! LATER ON SNH... ........KEVIN: The Bossman is trying to get...HEY, THERE'S TRIPLE H!! ...HERE COMES QUEEN BERYL!! She wants Triple H, and right NOW!! COLE: And Triple H has seen her, ...and a bunch of refrees are trying to restrain the two. And LISTEN TO BERYL!! BERYL: [screaming as if someone was trying to MURDER her right there on the SPOT] You ass is MINE, you [sound cuts off] ------- ------ [sound comes on] COLE: WOW!!! KEVIN: ...Beryl and Triple H, SOMEONE is gonna get HURT in THAT, and may not come out ALIVE!! [end flashback] The RAW IS WAR intro starts, and soon ends. The cameras are getting all the fans' signs, which express their freedom of expression, to say the least. After a minute of this, and some pyros, Jim Ross starts the commentary. ROSS: Tonight on Raw, we may see the most heated rivalry YET in the World Title Tournament, and it's Triple H vs. Queen Beryl, and after what we have seen a few minutes ago when we documented the rivalry, SOMEONE is NOT gonna come out ALIVE!! KING: Well, last week, Triple H made Beryl go INTO that table over there at the stage!! And last night, they were all OVER each other. Some people tell me in the back that they made the two go into each ends of the arena to keep the AWAY from each other before the match. ROSS: I would BELIEVE that, after what kind of stuff Triple H called Beryl, and what she said to him in return. The Negaverse Music starts to play. ROSS: BUT I BELIEVE THAT FIRST, BERYL HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!! Beryl makes her way to the ring. ROSS: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to RAW IS WAR. I am Jim Ross alongside Jerry "The King" Lawler, and tonight, we expect to hear from Darkpower about something regarding Tag Teams here. But right now, Beryl has the mike, and we are ready to be AMAZED!! BERYL: Triple H, last night, they didn't let me get a piece of your ASS!! But here TONIGHT, I'm not gonna CARE about it being a world title match, I want you tonight, to come into this ring, and...oh, WAIT A MINUTE!! I have something BETTER!! Since you WANT me to kick your F'N ASS here TONGIHT, I want the pleasure of doing it in my Negaverse, SO...!! KING: OH NO!!! ROSS: We've seen one Negamatch last week!! BERYL: So, if you have the BALLS to do it, come into MY world, and let me kick your scrawny ASS in a NEGAMATCH!! [crowd cheers] ROSS: OH MY!!!! I would go for that!! BERYL: And Triple H, I know that it's all about YOU, and you have an EGO the size of your ASS, which is not saying a lot, since after I'm though with you, there WON'T be AN ASS to call your OWN!! ROSS: WOAH!! BERYL: But I know you don't have enough BALLS to face me THERE, or HERE!! BG: Thyself...is this on!!! Triple H's music plays. ROSS: We're about to get an answer here, and here he comes [crowd boos]. He has a mike, and is he gonna ACCEPT the challenge or NOT?!! TRIPLE H: Beryl, you SLUT!! [crowd boos] You STILL want me to hand you your ass, after what I did to YOU last week here on RAW, and last NIGHT?!! And you want me to go in THAT dirty, filthy, SUCK-ASS place that you call YOUR NEGAVERSE here TONGIHT?!! BERYL: Hey, I didn't STUTTER, you sorry SON OF A BITCH!!! TRIPLE H: Well, seeing that I can kick your ASS, put it BACK on your SCRAWNY body, and kick it AGAIN, I would be GLAD to destroy you in your world, but don't be surprised if I'm the one that will advance. BERYL: Hy, Triple H, I couldn't care LESS about the Title right now. All that matters to ME is that YOUR ass is gonna belong to ME tonight!! ROSS: It's gonna happen TONIGHT!! TRIPLE H: Well, that's fine with ME, because after TONIGHT, I am gonna to put you BACK on that CHAIR that you were on ALL THE DAMN TIME before you thought that you could actually PASS as a wrestler!! BERYL: I don't think you should let that EGO of yours go... Hardcore Holly, of ALL people, come out now. HOLLY: WOAH WOAH WOAH!! KING: WHAT THE HECK?!! ROSS: That's Hardcore Holly, what does HE have to do with ANY of this!! HOLLY: Now, I'm in the back, and I'm listing to a couple of WIERDOS that can't find their ASSES!! Triple H, I know that your time REALLY in when your in the bedroom, and you're dreaming about Chyna, but THAT'S another show!! And Beryl, I know I can kick your ASS TWICE in one DAY!! ROSS: What is he, NUTS?!! HOLLY: But here's the thing that I am saying. TONIGHT, I want to be the referee in that match, because I am the Big Shot, and I can do just about ANYTHING I damn well PLEASE!! BERYL: Hey, HOLLY, why don't you take that ref's shirt, AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!!! TRIPLE H: Hardcore, I see it THIS way!! If you don't get out of my SIGHT, I am gonna kick your little ASS!! HOLLY: No, it's ME who's gonna kick YOUR ass!! He tries to punch HHH, but doesn't. ROSS: Triple H, [HHH punches Holly HARD, as he goes down onto the steel] HOLLY JUST GOT DECKED BY TRIPLE H!! TRIPLE H: NOW, Beryl, you want to have that match, because this is EXACTLY what you will end UP like!! BERYL: More than ever, you SON OF A BITCH!! TRIPLE H: I'll see your ass later TONIGHT!! [he exits] ROSS: Well, tonight, Beryl and Triple H, and THIS is in Beryl's Negaverse here TONIGHT!! KING: I still can't believe that Holly even came OUT here!! ROSS: Well, we are also [RAW graphic starts and ends, and starts to show the things happeneing tonight] gonna have Tuxedo Mask vs. Val Venus, that's gonna be a hell of a matchup. KING: And also, the Hardy Boyz will be in action, with Michael Hayes, and look who they will be UP against, Team DX Rocket, and with Daniel on THEIR side. ROSS: And speaking of Tag Teams, Darkpower will be out here later to talk about Tag Teams, but we don't know WHAT!! And also, The Big Show will be up against Ash, the winner to meet Sailor Mars for the Intercontinental Title!! And a lot more to come on Raw... The camera switches to the back, where Team DX Rocket, with DX, have arrived into the front door. ROSS: There's the entire DX group!! X-PAC: Come on!! We're gonna KICK SOME ASS, man!! DANIEL: Hey, Sean, did you see the way Ash reacted to me joining you guys!! ROAD DOGG: That was SO hilarious!! ROSS: DEFINITLY a class act is THAT group, but at Wrestlemania, Team DX Rocket will have to win, or they are GONE from the CWF!! KING: RIGHT!! ROSS: We will be right BACK!! [start CWF commercial] COMM. ANN.: Eight Men... DARKPOWER: We will start this thing TONIGHT, and that's all I've gotta SAY!! COMM. ANN.: Eight greedy men!! AUSTIN: [SNH with the beer truck] I think this thing is giving you nightmares!! VAL VENUS: HEEEEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO, LADIES!! MARS: [First CWF RAW] You're not only looking at the 3rd parson...but the next CWF Champion!! ...COLE: THAT'S THEIR GREATEST ENEMY, AND SHE'S THEIR 3RD MAN!! COMM. ANN.: One GOAL!! The CWF CHAMPIONSHIP!! WHO WILL WIN!! CWF Wrestlemania: The Ultimate War. August 22nd, only on Pay-Per-View!! [end CWF commercial.] They then go to a break, then come back. RING ANN.: At this time, may I introduce, the owner of the CWF, Darkpower. ROSS; Well, Darkpower makes his way to the ring, but last week on RAW, he got piledrived on the steel by the Big Show, and he suffered some injuries to his neck. Let's tke you back to last week on RAW!! [start RAW flashback] BIG SHOW: NO one tells the BIG SHOW what to DO, and that INCLUDES YOU!! With that, he pulls back with a fist and NAILS Darkpower in the face. He is hit HARD and falls to the steel. ROSS: OH MY GOD!! The Big Show may be going a little TOO FAR here!! ...He then kicks Darkpower in the ribs continuously. Darkpower rolls on the steel in PAIN!! ROSS: Come on, STOP THIS!! This is ENOUGH!! COLE: The Big Show might be risking his own CAREER right here, right NOW!! SERENA: Someone needs to get out here NOW!! The Big Show then takes Darkpower and hoists him back up. He then puts his head between his legs as if to set up for a piledriver. ROSS: NO, don't DO THAT!! White then picks him up by the pants he's wearing, hoists him up so he's upside down, and preforms a piledriver on the steel. ...COLE: A PILEDRIVER, on that STEEL!! Jim Ross, Darkpower is obviously HURT!! [end RAW flashback] ROSS: Well, Darkpower now has the mike, and I wonder if he has anything to say about the Big Show here!! DARKPOWER: Before I get to my announcement, I want to address what happened to me last WEEK!! Big Show, if you think for one MINUTE that I lay DOWN for people, then you are SADLY misktaken. When the time is RIGHT, I will make sure that you PAY for what you did to ME!! ROSS: Oh man, he is obviously ANGRY DARKPOWER: However, TONIGHT is a different story, because tonight, the Tag Team Title tournament starts TONIGHT, and ends at Wrestlemania: The Ultimate War!! KING: A Tag Team Tournament?! ROSS: That what he said, King!! DARKPOWER: And teams will be Sailor Jupiter and Venus against...THE ACKOLYTES!! ROSS: WOAH!! DARKPOWER: And it's the SECOND WWF vs. WWF match in the CWF, as Gangrel and Christian of the Brood meet X-Pac...and KANE!! ROSS: OH MY!! DARKPOWER: And that's all I've gotta say. THANK YOU!! He exits. ROSS: So, a tag team tournament is ready to go tonight, and now, we are ready for the first match. BG: HHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOO, LADIES!! Val Venus enters the ringside area. ROSS: Tuxedo Mask will face the Big Vawbowski here tonight on RAW, and tonight, RAW IS WAR is brought to you by priceline.com, where you name your own airline price, and SAVE!! KING: And by 10-10-220!! Talk up to 20 minutes for only 99 cents!! ROSS: And by Castrol, the official motor oil of the WWF!! VAL VENUS: HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLOOOOOO, LADIES!! [ladies cheer] KING: Oh, shut up, JR, he's gonna speak!! VAL VENUS: You know something?! The Big Vawbowski is a lot like...A MAGIC WAND!! HEH HEH HEH!! YOU KNOW!! When this wand is in YOUR top hat, the magic is ENDLESS!! But there's one difference!! When you feel the Big Vawbowski striking the main cord, you will want it to stay IN your magic hat, ALL NIGHT LONG!! ROSS: What can we say, he's VAL VENUS!! Tuxedo Mask's entrance music plays, and he comes out. ROSS: Well, here comes the guy who YOU said shouldn't walk in PUBLIC like that, King!! KING: Yeah, and Serena didn't like my CROWN thing, EITHER!! ROSS: Who WOULD?! She had EVERYTHING covered LAST WEEK!! KING: Oh pleeze!! I was DYING out here with her on the mike!! ROSS: You want to see ME on here?!! KING: Well, you're the best I can DO!! ROSS: Well, in any event, Mask is in the ring, and this match is officially underway. Mask locks horns with Val Venus, and the winner of this match, meets Stone Cold Steve Austin next week on RAW!! Mask, to the far side, Val missed with a closeline, comes back, Mask, LAUNCHES HIMSELF WITH A SUPURP KNEE TO THE FACE!! KING: Oh no!! ROSS: And Val is getting back up, and punches to the face of Mask, and Mask is trying to retaliate, but can't as he...OH NO!! The Undertaker is coming out!! KING: Oh YES!! ROSS: The Undertaker is standing on the outside, and Mask SEES him!! He's distracted, and Val [he punches Mask down below the belt] OH MY!! SOUTH OF THE BORDER HIT BY VAL!! Val now, goes to the top rope, and...MONEY SHOT CONNECTED!! 1.....2......3!!! WE HAVE A WINNER!! But Mask is NOT happy about all of THIS!! MASK: [grabbing the mike] Hey, Undertaker, you ASSHOLE!! Why don't you come into the ring, and fight like a REAL bastard should!! UNDERTAKER: At Wrestlemania, your ass WILL be MINE!! ROSS: WOAH!! MASK: And let's make it, an ANYTHING GOES match!! UNDERTAKER: You may make it ANYTHING that you WISH!! I will be your savior, and I will be your MAKER!! Undertaker's music plays. ROSS: So it'll be a hardcore match with Mask vs. the Undertaker at Wrestlemania. What a match THAT will be!!! KING: I can tell you that the Undertaker is confident that he will WIN that match!! ROSS: In any event, Val Venus will meet Stone Cold Steve Austin next week on RAW, and all we need to do NOW is to fogure out who will meet Edge, and that is determined by the heated rivalry that i Triple H vs. Queen Beryl, later tonight. Plus, Sailor Venus and Jupiter vs. The Ackolytes are NEXT!! They go to a break, then come back. The Ackolytes music comes on, and they enter the arena. ROSS: Welcome back to CWF RAW IS WAR!! The Ackolytes are ready to face Sailor Venus and Jupiter, the winner will go to Wrestlemania to face the winner of the Brood and DX match, which will be on Sunday Night Heat next week. KING: Well, I believe that this is nothing more than SUICIDE by Venus and Jupiter, because the way the Ackolytes are LIKE, they can kick those Sailor's ASSES here tonight!! ROSS: Speaking of which, here they come, and they are RUNNING to the ring, and here we go!! Venus now, with Bradshaw, and Jupiter with Farroqq!! The Ackolytes are being manhandled, SURPRISENGLY!! And to the far side both of them go, and a FOOT SWEEP by both of them!! KING: This may not go as short as that Edge vs. Goku match last week. ROSS: Yeah!! We had word that that match was done in a mere 12 SECONDS, ladies and gentlemen!! In any event, Farroqq and Jupiter are in the ring!! Jupiter now has got Farroqq in a headlock, and Farroqq now pushes her to the far side, and sholder block by Farroqq. Now Farroqq goes to the ropes, goes over Jupiter's body, back to the far side, leap frog by Jupiter, coming back is Farroqq, and HIP TOSS by Jupiter, that sent Farroqq to the other side of the RING there!! KING: My GOSH!! I was sadly MISTAKEN!! I think that sadly, the Ackolytes might have met their match here!! ROSS: They sure as hell might HAVE here, King, as Farroqq desperitly tags in Bradshaw, and here he comes, misses with a closeline, and Jupiter, scoops him up, and...SPINE BUSTER there!! Oh my God, did you SEE how HARD Bradshaw came DOWN from that fly there?!! KING: I SAW it...AND FELT it!! ROSS: Jupiter, now, tags in Sailor Venus!! Now Bradshaw has seen it, and is trying to now punch Venus, to no avail. Blocked, and SHOT BACK by Sailor V, with everything she HAD, and damn near knocked Bradshaw into next WEEK, King!! KING: And she isn't done yet!! ROSS: Sailor Venus now, goes to the far side, and JUMPS ON BRADSHAW'S NECK!! Venus then twists her body, to twist Bradshaw's neck with her legs, and then preforms a hurnicurana!! ROSS: OH MY GOD!! Venus jumped to the front of Bradshaw's NECK, legs wrapped around him, twisted his neck, and then preformed a hurnicurana from the BACK of Bradshaw, and Bradshaw is damn near OUT here!! Bradshaw despritly needs a tag here, but we need to take a look at that on the Starburst Hard Candy Double Feature. [The graphic for that starts] And here it is again!! Venus, twiting Bradshaw like a PRETZEL, and preformed a huricuranna while Bradshaw was twisted. I've never seen anything like that [the graphic goes back to the normal scene] before in my LIFE, and Sailor V, pinning Bradshaw 1.....2.....3!!! We have an UPSET here!! KING: I guess so!! They impressed ME here!! ROSS: Well, I am impressed AND surprised. The Ackolytes are OUT of the tournament, and now it's ANYBODY'S game here for the title!! Well, ladies and gentlemen, coming up next, The Big Show is going to be vs. Ash Kethum, and not only have the Big Show been threatened by the owner of this company, but we now know that Team Rocket is HERE with DX, and we don't know what they are gonna do, but that match is NEXT!! The go to a commercial, then come back. When they come back, 'GTV!' is on again, in black and white. Tonight, it with Tuxedo Mask in his locker room. MASK: What the hell was that Undertaker thinking?!! I am gonna kick his ASS!! I just hope Serena isn't doing the commentary, because I don't want to see her get hurt!! I mean, she's my girl and all of that!! Hey, wait, is there anyone else looking here!! [he looks down and back in the hallway. No one is seen. He then shuts and locks his locker room] Where is that picture of her there?!! WHAT THE..?!! Damn, I can't FIND it!!! And I'm all by mySELF, as WELL!! What the hell?! 'Your ass is MINE, signed, THE UNDERTAKER, in his own BLOOD'!! I'm gonna kick his ASS!! WHERE IS HE?! 'GTV!' cuts of, and we go back to ringside. ROSS: GTV! almost caught Tuxedo Mask during his moments that he might not be able to DESCRIBE!! KING: I don't think I even WANT to describe it!! ROSS: Well, he THEN saw the note written by the Undertaker in his own BLOOD!! I don't know about THAT!! BG: WWWEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL, WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!!! ROSS: Well, last week, we saw it!! The Big Show is gonna have a chance to show that he is the Big Show, when he and Ash Kethum go at each other, and the winner meets Sailor Mars for the Intercontenental Title at Wrestlemania. And Universal Picures presents Wrestlemania: The Ultimate War!! August 22nd, only on Pay-Per-View!! Ash's music (Pokemon theme) starts to play, and he makes his way to the ring, surrounded with a shower of boos from the crowd. ROSS: These people definity do NOT like what Ash has been doing these past few weeks, King!! KING: Well, they SHOULD!! He's trying to SAVE everyone from the VILLIANS of every signal show and WWF that is out there!! I mean, why would ANYONE want to cheer DX or anyone like Stone Cold Steve Austin!! ROSS: They have character, King!! They are not afraid to take it to the next level. They do it THEIR WAY!! And the fans can cheer for whoever they WANT these days!! Ash is in the ring, BUT HE GETTING HAMMERED by the Big Show!! Ash, now in the turnbuckle, and Paul now at the opposite end, and here he comes and...OH MY GOD!! Big splash there!! Ash has GOTTA be in a MILLION pieces here!! KING: OH NO!! The hero has been squished!! ROSS: The HERO!! Yeah, RIGHT!! He doesn't look like a hero NOW, now DOES he!! The Big Show, IS SIGNALING for the Chokeslam from Hell, he picks Ash up, and INTO A CHOKESLAM!! HAS HIM WAY UP THERE, and BACK DOWN HE CAME!! 1......2.......3!!!! There is no contest here!! He was outmatched here!! KING: Well, now the Big Show can go to Wrestlemania, and claim that prize of his!! ROSS: Yeah, if Mars doesn't do it HERSELF at Wrestlemania!! ASH: [grabbing the mike] Now....that is...a TRUE hero's work....right there!! He defeated me, and I accepted defeat!! NOW, to my POINT!! You see, YOUR heros wouldn't DO that!! They would keep on saying that they WON, and got CHEATED out of it!! Not ME, not the TRUE hero!! [crowd boos] ROSS: Yeah, RIGHT!! I bet he doesn't want another ass kicking by the Big Show!! KING: Shut up, Ross!! The HERO is speaking!! ASH: Now, if YOUR heros had any BALLS, they would accept defeat when they were defeated!! THAT'S why I am trying to do something at Wrestlemania. I will, signal-handily, kick Team Rocket OUT of the CWF!! And, once I am DONE kicking HIM out, the NEXT one on my list...IS STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!! ROSS: OH MY!! Is he NUTS!! ASH: And then Queen Beryl, and The Rock, and all OTHER people that you cheer for that SHOULDN'T... GLASS SHATTERS, followed by Austin's music. ROSS: AUSTIN IS HERE!!! AUSTIN IS HERE!!! KING: OH NO!! ROSS: Let's see that hero ass NOW!! Austin grabs the mike. AUSTIN: I'm listening in the back, and I hear a big JACKASS that has just CHALLENGED me to a match!! ASH: You are a DISGRACE to the CWF, Austin!! AUSTIN: Well, YOU ARE A SICK SORRY SON OF A BITCH, so I guess we're EVEN!! Now, I want you to hear these fans, when I ask them the real deal!! Now, I don't give a damn about Team Rocket, but if you think that they will shut his ass up at Wrestlemania, GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!! CROWD: HELL YEAH!!! AUSTIN: I think you got their message!! Now, if you want to see me stick a foot up in his ass BEFORE they get to him...TONIGHT, give me a hell yeah!! CROWD: HELL YEAH!! ASH: You want the match TONIGHT!! AUSTIN: To tell you the TRUTH, I dont really GIVE a rat's ass WHEN I face you, because with a SNAP of my fingers, I can kick your ass JUST LIKE THAT!! Holly then comes out AGAIN. HOLLY: WAIT A MINUTE, FELLAS!! ROSS: Oh no!! He's out here AGAIN!! HOLLY: Now, I don't give a damn about ANY of you, but I want to ref your match here TONIGHT!! AUSTIN: I don't give a damn about who the refree is, as long as I get HIS ass here TONIGHT!! ASH: Holly, I think the fans are right about YOU, though!! But, really, I don't care if the referee is your MOM, I want to beat THAT guy right THERE!! AUSTIN: Well, it's SETTLED!! Me, kicking your ass TONIGHT, AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE [crowd joins in] BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!! [he throws the mike away as his music plays] ROSS: So it's settled!! Austin against Ash here tonight, with Hardcore Holly, as the special gust referee!! KING: Well, I can tell you that Austin will be a new man after tonight, but I don't trust Holly any. ROSS: Well, knowing him, he'll PROBABLY declare HIMSELF the winner of the thing. Well, coming up next, it's the Hardy Boyz, vs. Team Rocket, and who the hell KNOWS how THAT is gonna be, and it's NEXT!! [start CWF commercial] ANN.: And now, JVC Kaboom box, the only boombox with digital subwoofers, presents the JVC KABOOM of the week!! [earlier tonight] ROSS: Sailor Venus now, goes to the far side, and JUMPS ON BRADSHAW'S NECK!! Venus then twists her body, to twist Bradshaw's neck with her legs, and then preforms a hurnicurana!! ROSS: OH MY GOD!! Venus jumped to the front of Bradshaw's NECK, legs wrapped around him, twisted his neck, and then preformed a hurnicurana from the BACK of Bradshaw, and Bradshaw is damn near OUT here!! [scene comes back] ANN.: That was the JVC KABOOM of the week, brought to you by JVC KABOOM box!! So loud, IT HURTS!! They then go to a regular commercial, then come back. [start CWF commercial] ANN.: And now the Rescue of the Week, bought to you by the US Coast Guard. Join, and you can save lives EVERY DAY. [to last night on HEAT] JESSIE: While you were acting that way, we thought that we should get a brand NEW member of our little GROUP!! So what we did, is took a look around, trying to find out who exactly kicked ASS all and around, and we have FOUND him!! He is not only GREAT in wrestling, but in KICKING ASS, as well...YOUR ASS!! So, without further adue, meet...DANIEL!! Their TRDX music plays, and out comes a lightweight man not over his 20's. He comes out obviously psyched, and has a TRDX shirt. He makes his way to the ring and grabs a mike. COLE: They got a new member, and this guy looks as if he has a LOT of energy and charisma!! KEVIN: I say SO!! DANIEL: Hey, CWF, LETS RAISE THE ROOF, AND MAKE SOME NNNNOOOOOOOIIIIICCCCCEEEEEE!!!! [back] ANN.: That was the Rescue of the Week, brought to you by the US Coast Guard. Join and you can save lives EVERY DAY!! [end CWF commercial] They then come back to ringside. ROSS: That was last night, when they introduced Daniel to their group... BG: (BIG STAAAAARS) TEAM ROCKET, BLAST OFF, AND GONNA KICK SOME ASS (DX)...YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO DO (YEAH)...YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO WEAR (HA HA HA)...YOU THINK THAT YOUR BETTER (YEAH) ...WELL, YOU BETTER GET READY (YEAH)....TO BOW TO THE MASTERS (SSSSSSSSSSSSSUCK IT)!! Team DX Rocket make their way to the ring. ROSS: And here they come NOW!! And they have Daniel WITH them!! Oh my!! KING; I have NEVER seen ANYONE with THAT kind of ENERGY, I'll give him THAT much!! ROSS: Damn right about THAT, and he may be the guy who gives this group an even BETTER bad boy attitude than BEFORE!! Their theme stops, and Daniel speaks. DANIEL: Hey, COMPAQ CENTER, MAKE SOME F'N NOICE in this THING!! Crowd cheers as loudly as they can. DANIEL: Okay, NOW, as I don't want to hog the damn SPOTLIGHT, I believe these three have a few words to SAY about THEMSELVES!! KING: OH NO!! We're gonna hear THIS speech again!! ROSS: Oh yeah!! Crowd joins in!! JESSIE: Prepare for trouble!! KING: OH NO!!! They ARE!! JAMES: Make it double! KING: I can't STAND this!! JESSIE: To protect the world from devastation! JAMES: To unite all peoples within our nation! JESSIE: To denounce the evils of truth and love! JAMES: To extend our reach to the stars above! JESSIE: Jessie! JAMES: James! JESSIE: Team DX Rocket! Blast off at the speed of light! JAMES: Surrender now or prepare to fight! MEOWTH: Meoooooooowth, that's right! Crowd cheers. ROSS: It's OVER now, King!! DANIEL: Now, I want to add MY little NEW ADDITION to that MUSIC TO MY EARS speech!! IF YOUR NOT DOWN WITH TEAM DX ROCKET, WE'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!! ALL IN RING AND CROWD: SUCK IT!! KING: Oh no!! The Hardy Boyz come out, with Michael Hayes. ROSS: Well, here comes the Hardy Boyz, who have been VERY successful in their ways as of late in the WWF, but I've gotta believe that this will be a challenge for Matt and Jeff Hardy here, King!! KING: I have to believe that they can come out on top on THIS match. ROSS: Well, we are officially underway in this match up, and it's gonna be, I think that Matt Hardy, and for TDXR, it's gonna be Jessie, kicking things off here!! Jeff tries a right hand, but BLOCKED, and RIGHT HAND BACK to Jeff!! He tries again. All of his punches are being blocked by Jessie. Jessie now, backing Jeff into the corner now, and pounding away, and...OH MY!! Spin kick by the 6 footer, and Jeff goes DOWN in that corner!! WOW!! KING; I can't believe it!! ROSS: And Jessie charges, and A BIG KNEE TO THE FACE OF JEFF, and now Jeff DESPRITLY needs to make a tag here!! Jeff, trying to get into his corner, and DOES, here comes Matt Hardy!! Matt now, tries a sholder block take down, and THAT'S successful, but...MONKEY FLIP by Jessie!! My GOD, what great power and agility by this TDXR member!! KING: Okay, so they have great mat techniques!! That doesn't take out the fact that they are VILLIANS!! ROSS: Are you actually BELIEVING this right now!! KING: Yeah, I AM!! ROSS: Well, what I am believeing is that Jessie is tagging in James, and we have seen him in action against Val Venus one week ago on Heat!! He goes and shoves Matt into the corner. James now, irsih whip to the Turnbuckle, and MATT GOES INTO THE TURNBUCKLE HARD, and HERE COMES JAMES, and a SURPURP CLOSELINE, that almost sent Matt Hardy OVER the Turnbuckle!! And down on his face is Matt Hardy!! KING: Come on Matt, get up!! ROSS: James now, taking Matt Hardy, and...CATAPULTED into the turnbuckle!! And now, JAMES is wanting to END this, with, I think, the Rocket Flash!! KING: Oh NO!! ROSS: Jessie, to the top rope, as she was tagged in, Jeff...IS OUT from a BIG right by James. Now, James gives...OH NO, Michal Hayes is gonna...WAIT, DANIEL IS RIGHT BEHIND HIM!! DANIEL, turns Hayes around, And martial arts type kicks, and A SPIN KICK of his own there!! Matt is in Jessie's HANDS, and set up for a type of powerbomb move, and now, FROM THE TOP ROPE, JESSIE COMES DOWN, and JAMES JOINS HER IN THE DOUBLE POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE!! THEY CALL THAT THE ROCKET FLASH!! 1........2.........3!!!! BIG UPSET here TONIGHT!!! Their music plays as the Ring Announcer says the winners. ROSS: Oh MY, that move was done PERFECTLY, and can only be done as a TEAM, and THAT'S EXACTLY what they DID!! KING: Well, I'll amit, if they are only cheering them for THAT kind of moves, then I'll say that I don't know what Ash's taking about, They impressed ME there!! ROSS: Well, coming up next, Hardcore Holly has that ref's shirt on, and speaking of Ash, he and Austin will square off NEXT!! They go to a break, then come back. Hardcore Holly's music plays, as he comes out with a referee shirt on. ROSS: Welcome back to Raw, and we are ready for The Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Ash Kethum here on RAW!! And Hardcore Holly will be the special referee. KING: I don't know why Hardcore Holly even VOUNINTEERED to be the ref for this. I mean, does he know how to count to THREE!! ROSS: Well, he is in the ring [Ash's music plays as he comes out], as Ash now, coms out, and this is the SECOND time we have seen him tonight. The first time we saw him, The Big Show MANHANDLED him like a sack of POTATOES, King!! KING: Well, that wasn't very FAIR in MY eyes. Ash gave away about 300 POUNDS to the Big Show. But this will be DIFFRERENT!! He's facing Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Ash knows in HIS mind that he can't give up. He has to stand up for these people who are looking UP to him, and heros LIKE him!! ROSS: Oh PLEEZE, King! Why don't you go up and JOIN him?!! KING: I have my PLACE right HERE, JR!! All of a sudden...GLASS SHATTERS, as Stone Cold Steve Austin makes his way to the ring. ROSS: AND HERE COMES THE RATTLESNAKE!! AND HE CHARGES THE RING, and HERE WE GO!! Austin is nearly DECAPITATING Ash here TONIGHT!! To the turnbuckle, and Austin is stomping a mud hole in him!! KING: OH NO!! ROSS: We may see a quick upset AGAIN from Ash, courtisy of Austin!! The Rattlesnake now, with BIG RIGHT HANDS!! KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, and...STUNNER!! STUNNER, and he's pinning Ash, and Holly is ...1 ....2....3!!! Ash lost quickly for the second time TONIGHT!! HOLLY: And the winner of the match...IS THE BIG SHOT, HARDCORE HOLLY!! ROSS: WHAT?!! And Holly went into the ring to confront the Rattlesnake, and Austin...STUNNER to the Big Shot!! [Austin's music plays] And the Rattlesnake prevails, and if Ash keeps THIS losing streak up, then his chances at Wrestlemania are slim to NONE here!! KING: I'm starting to WORRY about this!!! He needs to rethink this stragety if he wants toi rid the world of TDXR!! ROSS: Well, coming up next, the second Negamatch in the CWF, but THIS time, Beryl just wants Triple H, and doesn't CARE about anything else TONIGHT!! And it's up NEXT!! They go to a break, then come back. ROSS: Ladies and gentlemen, we have taken our final commercial break, and we are ready for the Negamatch, which is sure to be a good ol' slobberknocker!! Triple H is ready to go here, but this is Beryl's world, and one has to wonder, did Triple H provoke Beryl to this extreme to have their match in the Negaverse, King!! KING: Triple H doesn't CARE about WHERE he meets his opponents!! IT is HIS time, and NOT Beryl's!! ROSS: And there's Triple H, and the match is underway!! The ref can just stand and watch, as there are NO RULES in a Negamatch!! Beryl now has Triple H's head, and...RAMS it into the wall there!! Beryl, now, has Triple H in a powerslam type manuver, and BODYSLAMS him on that cold, hard ground there!! KING: Come on Triple H!! Stomp a MUD HOLE in her!! ROSS: Triple H is retaliating with a punch to the jaw, and now Triple H, with kicks to the stomach of Beryl, and now Triple H has control, and now he's...GRABBING a camera from one of our camera men there. He has it, and...[HHH hits Beryl's back with the camera] OH MY GOD, Triple H has just hit the Queen's back with the camera, and Beryl is down and OUT!! Triple H...1...2...NO, KICK OUT BY BERYL!! HOW THE HELL DID SHE DO THAT?!! KING: I don't know, but watch out Triple H!! ROSS: Beryl has her STAFF, and Beryl...OHHHH!! She hit Triple H south of the border with that staff, and that is as legal as a headlock in this match. And now Beryl is hitting Triple H in the back with that staff of her's, and now...what the heck is THAT!! [she gets the machine used in which she brainwashed Darien] She gets some sort of machine type thing, and she's...JUST RAN OVER TRIPLE H WITH THAT THING, and Triple H, back on the ground after getting ran over, and now Beryl...where's SHE going!! She has...HER CHAIR!! She is carrying it over to Triple H, and she's...SHE JUST BROKE THE DAMN THING ON TRIPLE H'S BACK THERE!! Triple H is badly hurt now, but he WANTED this match!! KING: Someone SAVE him!! ROSS: Oh, [mockenly] Someone SAVE him!! [normally talking again] Beryl is...OPENING A PORTAL TO WHERE!! Wait, there something in the ring, and BERYL'S COMING OUT WITH TRIPLE H, back into the squared circle!! To the far side is Triple H, and WITH HER STAFF, Triple H goes DOWN!! Where are they going...WAIT, Beryl signaling for the Psychodelic Driver she scoops him up, and a PILEDRIVER VARIATION, and 1.....2.....3!!! BERYL ADVANCES!!! BERYL ADVANCES!!! Triple H is gone from the tournament!! RING ANN.: Your winner of the match, QUEEN BERYL!! ROSS: SHE DESERVES IT AS WELL!! SHE FOUGHT ONE HELL OF A BATTLE!! AND SHE IS EXAUSTED...WAIT A MINUTE, TRIPLE H IS GETTING BACK UP!! He has a CHAIR, and Beryl doesn't SEE HIM, and ...OH MY GOD!!! The sickning thud of steel against skull!! Beryl is out, and NOW what is Triple H doing. Triple H is getting A LADDER out from under the ring. Triple H is setting that ladder up in the ring, and Has Beryl with him, but Beryl is now coming to, and starting to try to escape the clutches of Triple H. They are now at the top of that ladder, where it's TOO NARROW to stand, and their slugging it out ojn the very top of that ladder there!! KING: That's DANGEROUS up there, and look where the LADDER IS!! ROSS: Yeah, the ladder is too close to the far side there where the ramp is!! Triple H is now, and KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, AND TRIPLE H, PUSHES BERYL... In a frightining scene, Triple H pushes Beryl, and due to the fact that the ladder was so close to the side of the ring where the ramp is, Beryl flies above the ropes and hits the steel ramp with her back, and VERY HARD!! She then becomes limp. ROSS:...OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!! BERYL JUST FELL 20 DAMN FEET ONTO THAT STEEL, AND SHE'S NOT MOVING!! KING: Oh my God, JR!! Triple H just pushed her twenty feet DOWNWARDS!! She's not moving, JR!! ROSS: My GOD, she's hurt!! Her ribs just came DOWN hard on that steel!! We need some help here and NOW!! What the hell is Triple...NO!! DON'T DO...!! He PUSHES THE LADDER, and the tope...FALLS ONTO BERYL, WITH THAT TOP HITTING THE ALREADY INJURED RIBS OF THE NEGAVERSE QUEEN!! KING: Okay, okay, this is ENOUGH!! ROSS: THIS IS ENOUGH, AND WE NEED HELP FOR BERYL!! SHE HAS ADVANCED, BUT WHAT A SORE LOSER TRIPLE H IS!! AND TRIPLE H WANTS TO DO MORE, AND HE PICKS HER UP, AND HE HAS TROUBLE DRAGGING HER TO THE STAGE THERE. COME ON, STOP THIS!! THIS IS ENOUGH, ALREADY!! KING: Even I'LL amit!! She doesn't DESERVE THIS, no matter WHAT side she's on!! ROSS: TRIPLE H, WE'RE BEGGING YOU, STOP THIS!! TRIPLE H NOW, ON THE STAGE, AND HE HAS BERYL UP IN A BODYSLAM POSITION NOW!! AND HE SEES A TABLE THERE, AND IS HE...?! NO, HE'S GONNA... NO!! OH NMY GOD, BERYL JUST GOT THROWN....OH MY GOD, INTO THE ELECTICAL CIRCUT BOARD!! OH MY GOD!! SHE MAY HAVE ELECTRICUTED THERE!! IS SHE MOVING?! SHE'S NOT MOVING!! PARAMEDICS NOW ARE COMING OUT, AND REFS ARE COMING OUT TO ESCORT TRIPLE H OUT OF HERE!! MY GOD, KING, SHE'S NOT MOVING!! KING: Well, this is not good!! It DOESN'T look good at all!! ROSS: Queen Beryl advances, but I don't know if she will be able to compete any longer in the tournament after what Triple H did to her!! KING: Well, Ash kept talking about how villians should be booed and all of that, but I don't care WHO you are, even I think that she didn't deserve THIS!! ROSS: We are gonna try to stay with this as long as possible!! We're gonna try to get a word on her condition!! We hope she hasn't suffered any lifelong injuries or anything of the sort!! You know, it is one thing to wrestle. It is one thing to compete in the ring, to try to get the title, and sometimes you will LOSE, and will have to fight another day. However, what Triple H did TONIGHT was TOO FAR!! The paramedics give a signal that Beryl will be okay!! ROSS: Well, thank God!! The paramedics have said that she'll be okay, and she is being taken out of here, and I think that there will be some hell to pay next week on RAW!! They go off the air. _____________________________________________ ________________________ This time, I wanted to end it with a tragity like that. I am STILL gonna try to get the Austin and Beryl match for Wrestlemania, though!! Anyways, I want to address something that I thought that I got from one person who read these. I had said something that shouldn't have been said there, and because of it, she said that I didn't care about my readers (or something like that). I have to say that this couldn't be further from the truth. I care a LOT about my readers. Hell, if you guys didn't READ this, I wouldn't be DOING this one today. And I want to say that I am truly sorry to that one person who said that. I didn't want to bring anything on that subject that way!! 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