CWF RAW WEEK #33 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com, WaSP G0LD@aol.com, BAClend@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole The New Guy RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: Bradley Center, Milwaukee WI WEB SITE: http://officialcwf.cjb.net ______________________________________________________ [begin RAW opening] SINGER:..................IT'S THE LIFE IN THE BOX THAT DRAWS TO ME!! TAKE ME ON, IN THE ARM IS THE SOUL OF ME!! REAL FAR, YOU WOULDN'T SEE ME LAYIN' FACE DOWN!! ....................................................................... ......ONE WOULD HAVE A THORN IN YOUR EYE!! [end RAW opening] After that is done, the fans get jakked for the events that are going to take place just six days before Wrestlemania tonight. After about 30 seconds of this, Jim Ross starts commentary. JR: WITH ONLY SIX DAYS TILL THE SUPER BOWL OF SPORTS ENERTAINMENT, WRESTLEMANIA 2000, WE WELCOME YOU TO THE BRADLEY CENTER IN MILWAUKEE, WINSCONSIN!! I AM JIM ROSS ALONGSIDE JERRY THE KING LAWLER, AND KING, TONIGHT, A HELL OF A RIDE IS EXPECTED HERE TONIGHT!! KING: YOU AIN'T KIDDING!! TONIGHT, ALL HELL MAY BREAK LOOSE, AND... Tuxedo Mask's music comes on, and he comes out to the ring. JR: And we are...WAIT A MINUTE, what is Tuxedo Mask coming out here for?! KING: I don't know. I know that he's facing Sailor Vulture in six days. JR: Yeah!! That match will be one for the record books. KING: Gonna be a classic, but I'm STILL loss as to why he's out here to start off RAW tonight. JR: You're not the only one, King. A lot of people were stunned and shocked about the events that took place two weeks ago when Darien Chiba struck Serena after saying to her that her and him were THOUGH!! KING: I couldn't BELIEVE it, JR!! Withing five minutes, things changed FOREVER for that man in the ring. JR: It's gonna be interesting to see what the man has to say here in the Bradley Center. Sold out crowd on hand in anticipation to what we will see here tonight. MASK: MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!! CROWD: ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE... KING: WOW!! JR: The people telling him what they think of him. MASK: I said, CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!! Crowd boos. JR: MAN!! KING: Crowd doesn't LIKE him, I'm guessing!! MASK: [raising his voice] I SAID SHUT UP!! Crowd boos. KING: WOW!! JR: MAN!! I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM THIS ANGRY!! MASK: Last Thursday, I saw some things that made me SICK to my STOMACH!! Which was, for ONE thing, Darkpower going back to his so called FACE gimmick. But you know the only FACE that DP has is when he kisses the ASSES of you IDIOTS!! Crowd boos. KING: WOW!! MASK: But him and Vince are getting back together. I mean, that ------ ------ -- ------- -- -- --- --- -- -- VINCE MCMAHON!! Crowd boos relentlessly. JR: OH, COME ON!! KING: WOAH!! JR: THAT WON'T MAKE DARKPOWER TOO HAPPY!! MASK: BUT, ONTO OTHER THINGS!! THERE WAS SOMETHING THAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT DOING THIS TIME IN WHICH ME AND SERENA, THAT DUMB-ASS SLUT THAT SHE IS... KING: UH OH!! JR: SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT HE SHOULDN'T GO THERE!! MASK: AND THAT IS THE FACT THAT...WELL, LET'S GO BACK TO THE LAST WEEK OF DECEMBER!! BACK TO ARMAGEDDON!! JR: WHAT?! MASK: ROLL THAT FOOTAGE, WHEN I BEAT THAT BRITISH BULLDOG!! COME ON, ROLL IT!! JR: What is this all about?! KING: Like I know!! MASK: COME ON YOU DAMN ASSHOLES IN THE TRUCK, GET THAT DAMN FOOTAGE UP THERE ON THE TITANTRON!! It comes up. MASK: Now, as you can see, I pinned the British Bulldog fair and square, one, two, three!! Right there. Only a blind person wouldn't been able to see THAT!! But you know what ELSE that got me [as they come back to ringside]?! That also got me a CWF World Title Shot. JR: WAIT JUST A MINUTE!! KING: WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT?! MASK: BUT, ONE NIGHT LATER, GOKU SCREWED THE HELL OUT OF ME, AND SO DID THAT DEVIL CHILD, GOHAN... JR: OH, COME ON!! KING: HE HAD ENOUGH PROBLEMS WITH SAGE, AND NOW HERE COMES TUXEDO MASK TO GET AT HIM!! MASK: IN SHORT, I NEVER DID GET MY GOD DAMN TITLE SHOT!! BUT AT WRESTLEMANIA, I HAVE A CHANCE AT GETTING BACK A TITLE SHOT!! FROM WHOM, THOUGH?! SAILOR VULTURE!! KING: WAIT A MINUTE!! MASK: VULTURE, AT WRESTLEMANIA, WE ARE NOW MAKING THIS A NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS MATCH... Crowd is surprised. KING: WAIT A MINUTE!! JR: Sailor Mars and Jupiter aren't gonna be happy to hear about THIS!! MASK: And when I BEAT your PATHETIC ass down on the mat, I will FINALLY get my... Sailor Jupiter's music comes on, and her and Green Knight come out to the ring. JR: UH OH!! KING: You SAID it, and look at the look of DISPAIR on their faces. They weren't HAPPY about that ANNOUNCEMENT!! GK: Hey, CAPE BOY!! A few questions. First, JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, ANYWAY?! Crowd cheers. GK: You came out here two weeks ago, and basically said that you were gonna become a jerk and dump the one girl that normally would mean EVERYTHING to you. Then you say that she has a PATHETIC excuse for a BROTHER!! But NOW, the icing on the cake. You just said that you want a number one CONTENDER'S match for the title at Wrestlemania?! Well, SORRY, bud, but that HONOR belongs to Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Mars, and YOU HAVE NO PART IN IT!! Crowd cheers. JR: YEAH!! Suddenly, Darkpower's music hits, and him and Mars come out. JR: UH OH!! KING: Here comes part THREE of this little thing we have going here. DARKPOWER: First off, let's get this little business taken care of. Hey, Mask, you say that you want a number one contender's match at Wrestlemania?! I think that we can ARRANGE that?! Hearing that, mask gets a smile on his face, but no one else is happy to hear THAT. JR: WAIT A MINUTE!! DP: HOLD ON, HOLD ON!! I'M NOT THOUGH YET!! Now, I was thinking that maybe we can have TWO number one contenders matches at Wrestlemania!! Crowd is confused. JR: WHAT?! DP: Mars, Jupiter, the two of you will have a number one contenders match, the winner to go against the CWF Champion the next night on RAW!! NOW, let's talk about Mask and Vulture. THEIR number one contenders matchup will be concerning who will go into the next Pay Par View, BACKLASH... KING: WAIT A MINTUE!! JR: I'm starting to LIKE THIS idea. DP: The winner of the Mask vs. Vulture match will meet the CWF Champ at Backlash in Detroit, Michigan, in the Joe Louis Arena. Crowd is estatic. JR: ALL RIGHT!! KING: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! JR: DP JUST GAVE US TWO NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS MATCHES AT THE SAME NIGHT!! That is unHEARD of!! DP: Now that we have THAT out of the way, let me turn my attention totally to YOU, Tuxedo Mask!! You came out here, and the FIRST words out of your LIPS were directed to ME!! DP goes into the ring. JR: UH OH!! DP: Now, I don't think that that was very smart of you, because you know that I can do one of two things. Either ONE, FIRE YOUR ASS RIGHT HERE ON THE SPOT!! Crowd cheers. JR: UH OH!! DP: Or TWO, you and me can get INTO this VERY RING... KING: WAIT A MINUTE!! DP: ...and you and ME can get it on RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW in Milwakee!! JR: I WOULD DOUCHE FOR THAT!! KING: YOU MEAN THAT DP WOULDN'T HESITATE TO FIGHT TUXEDO MASK! MASK: HEY, DP, WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD AND TRY TO KICK MY ASS!! COME ON!! YOU HAVE YOUR CHANCE, DARKPOWERLESS, COME ON!! COME ON, JUSTIN!! JR: UH OH!! KING: HE'S TAUNTING HIM!! DP: First off, you stupid son of a BITCH... [crowd cheers] KING: AHHH!!! JR: OH MAN!! DP: ...only the people that I accept as people I can TRUST can call me by THAT name, and you are not ONE of them. MASK: Well, let me tell you something that I think you should know. You know, I bet that your friends are a disgrace to your LIFE!! KING: Uhhh...JR, I don't think he wants to go THERE!! MASK: And I don't want to even GET into talking about your worthless...FAMILY!! JR: OH MY GOD!! KING: UH OH!! He REALLY doesn't want to go there!! JR: I say. Look at that look, too, on DP's FACE!! MASK: I mean, look at them. You really call yourself worthy enough to go out with a stupid PEON like Sailor Mars is, the way YOU came to earth. I mean, ---- ------ ---- ---- ---- ---- --- -- ----- -- ----- SOMEONE AS UGLY AS YOU!! Almost IMMEDIATLY, Darkpower punches him HARD IN THE FACE. Mask goes down, knocked out COLD!! JR: OH YEAH!! KING: WHAAAA...?! JR: DARKPOWER JUST NAILED TUXEDO MASK STRAIGHT IN THE FACE!! KING: MY GOD!! YOU THINK THAT MASK MIGHT BE KNOCKED OUT COLD, JR!! JR: I DON'T KNOW, BUT I THINK THAT HE DEFINITLY DESERVES...UH OH!! DARKPOWER: [screaming at the top of his lungs] DON'T YOU EVER, EVER TALK THAT WAY ABOUT MY GOD DAMN FAMILY AGAIN, YOU HEAR ME?! I WILL KILL YOUR ------ ------- ASS RIGHT HERE AND NOW WITH MY BARE HANDS IF I EVER, EVER HEAR YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD ABOUT MY FAMILY AGAIN!! He SLAMS the mic down, and leaves. JR: WOW!! KING: OH MY GOSH, JR!! I NEVER SAW DARKPOWER THAT ANGRY BEFORE!! His voice was TREMBLING when he SAID that!! JR: My GOD, I could tell that he MEANT EVERYTHING HE SAID, DOWN TO THE LETTER!! This may be a scary situation here tonight, and what an explosive way to kick off RAW IS WAR, just six days away from Wrestlemania 2000, and something tells me that if we don't get a hell of a night tonight, something is DEFINITLY wrong. KING: I'm STILL shocked about what DP told Tuxedo Mask, and I would watch what I say from now on if I was him. But in any case, two number one contenders matches for Wrestlemania, JR!! I can't WAIT to see THEM!! King Kai's music starts up, and he comes out. KING: OH YEAH!! JR: And here comes King Kai to do color commentary for us, and here he comes. KING: I wonder how much he had to be back away from a passing DP!! KAI: [getting the head set on] I jusht went bwy DP in the bwack. He'sh not happy. He'sh SHTILL bweing a hothead bwack there. Switch to the back Reenie and Heather are walking to there match. JR: Coming up next the Hardcore tag match with Reenie and Heather Vs. Death Drop and a myster partner. [start CWF promo] ANN.: One Queen rages to become the CWF champion. SERENITY: I will raise that champion belt up high. ANN.: But to do so, she is going to have to face the one woman in which she thought she would never have to fight. HER OWN DAUGHTER!! MOON: YOU WANT ME, COME AND GET ME!! ANN.: Now, these two combatants will battle for the CWF Championship, but for these two, that's just scratching the surface. JR: This is getting VERY personal. KING: I've never seen such a family tension. ANN.: QUEEN SERENITY VS. HER OWN DAUGHTER, SAILOR MOON!! THE CWF TITLE IS ON THE LINE, BUT IT'S ONLY THE START OF IT!! THQ PRESENTS CWF WRESTLEMANIA 2000, LIVE FROM THE FORT LAUDERDALE ARENA IN FORT LAUDERDALE, FLORIDA!! LIVE, APRIL THE 2ND, AND ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!! [end CWF promo] They then go to a break, then come back in DP's locker room. He is throwing a FIT (as well as anything that he can find that's not nailed DOWN). DP: GOD DAMN IT!! [kicks some boxes that collapse from his force] PATTERSON: DP, CALM DOWN!! DP: LIKE HELL I WILL!! LISTEN, I'M GONNA TEAR THAT GUY APART IF HE EVER SAYS SOMETHING LIKE THAT ABOUT MY FAMILY AGAIN!! GOD [punches a hole through the wall] DAMN IT!! JR: GOOD LORD ALL MIGHTY!! MARS: Hey, Justin, calm down, will ya!! Trust me, he got the message!! And if he ever does anything like that AGAIN, I'll HELP ya take him down. DP: Thanks, but I want his ass!! Back to ringside, where Reenie's music comes on they maker there way down to the ring. JR: Now this match was made on Smackdown by Death Drop. This is a very one side match. KING: I have to agree with you on this one JR, Reenie and Sailor Saturn may be fast, But Death Drop got the height and strenght. KAI: Bwut don't count them out yet, King. BS: I AM...[MUSIC STARTS]....YOU WILL RECOVER...WHEN YOU DISCOVER BABY...THERE IS NO OTHER...WHEN YOU RECOVER BABY. JR: Well, that is Drop's music but where are they? KAI: They came from the crowd, LOOK! Hish partern is hish old pal The Bwulldog. KING: Death Drop is smart, now he and Bulldog have gotten into the ring and they haven't seen them. JR: This match is under way, a sneak attack to Reenie and Heather from behind and the match is going to the outside. They start to beat down and both of them. KAI: This is not the type of match thats theshe two are ushed to. JR: Your right Kai, Death Drop sent Reenie over the bareacade and this is now going to the back. Wait Heather is fighting back to the Bulldog and a spining heel kick put him down. She is going to get to Death Drop and are camras are in the back and Death Drop is taking it to poor Reenie. KING: Poor Reenie? What about the Bulldog, he is going into the back now. JR: Remeber this is a hardcore match falls count any where and can use anything. Heather has a broom and has hit Death Drop in the back of the head with it. Bulldog with a cooking sheet into Sailor Saturns head and a cover. 1...2...Reenie broke up the count. KAI: That wash closhe!! JR: Too close, if you ask me. Now a doulbe team on the Bulldog, and they threw him into that steel door. Death Drop back up and A DOULBE REVERS DDT ON BOTH REENIE AND SAILOR SATURN. Death Drop has taken Reenie to a table, oh no he is going to do it again? KING: Looks like see is going to have the same thing happend to her a week ago. KAI: LOOK CYCLOPSH WITH A BWAT. JR: CYCLOPS SWANG THE BAT MISSED AND HIT REENIE, Death with the bat now has taken Cyclops out. Reenie is busted open and bleeding from the bat. He is setting up for the powerbomb, WAIT SAILOR SATURN HIT HIS BACK LEG AND A HURRIANCANRAIN THOUGHT THE TABLE, A COVER 1...2...No Bulldog with a save this time. Bulldog is going after Heather and it looks like...LOW BLOW ON THE BULLDOG. A kick to the face and I think he is out cold. KAI: Letsh take another look on waht Reenie did. [shows the replay] That wash amazing. JR: It looks like doulbe team on Death Drop now. there going to try a suplex, but Death Drop counterd, A kick to the head of Heather, he grabs Reenie and A HE THREW HER LIKE A DART INTO A LOCKER ROOM. KING: Do you know who's locker room that is JR? JR: I didn't see the door. KAI: Itsh Shailor Moonsh locker room. JR: THERE IS CYCLOPS AGAIN THIS TIME WITH A LEAD PIPE AND DAMN IT! DEATH DROP MOVED AND HE HIT REENIE AGAIN! KING: He should stick to writing. JR: Drop hit Cyclops with the pipe and a cover on Reenie 1...2...3!! Damn It, Death Drop and the Bulldog won. KAI: And they're leaving Reenie in Shailor Moon'sh locker room!! I wonder what she ish going to shay when she getsh bwack. They go to a break, then come back with Reenie getting up from Drop's little onslaught. JR: We are back now, and Reenie just got up and is going to be okay, but this is not gonna ever be over, and... Switch to another part in the back, where the First Family of the CWF, Ash, Goku and Gohan are entering the arena. The crowd can be heard going crazy. JR: And they are here now, the First Family, in full force! As the camera follows them walking, Heather (Sailor Saturn) can be seen watching them. HEATHER: HI, GOHAN! She smiles and waves at him. He turns a little bit red. GOHAN: Um...[clears his throat] hi, Heather... KING: Looks like SOMEONE'S gotta crush on Gohan, JR! KAI: Well, Gohan wash alwaysh a shy one, King! GOKU'S VOICE: GOHAN! GOHAN: Oop! Gotta go! Gohan then runs off camera at the direction of the voice. Close up of Heather, sighing to herself. HEATHER: Oh, Gohan... Switch back to ringside, where the Radicals' music starts, and Malenko and Benoit are coming out to the ring. JR: I don't know how to interpret THAT, but SOMETHING tells me that Heather ALSO has an eye for Gohan!! KAI: That kid'sh a CHICK MAGNET!! Anywhere he goesh, he'sh getting theshe girlsh chashing after him!! KING: And he BLUSHED when seeing Heather. Well, tonight, RAW IS WAR is brought to you by the only motor oil that provides maximum protection. Catroil GTX!! DRIVE HARD!! JR: And by WWF Agression. The greatest rappers of today make their own renditionss of the WWF Susperstars theme songs. Pick it up today at all Sam Goody locations as well as all other fine CD retailers. KAI: And bwy Yahoo! Do you YAHOO!?! KING: Well, these radicals probably don't know the MEANING of the word YAHOO!! They don't knw the meaning of the word LAUGH, even!! BG: DO LIKE I TOLD YOU, STAY AWAY FROM ME, YEAHHHH, DON'T MISUNDERSTAND ME, KEEP AWAY FROM, MMMMMEEEEEEE!!! DO LIKE I TOLD YOU, STAY AWAY FROM ME, YEAHHHH, DON'T MISUNDERSTAND MMMMMEEEEEEE!!! KAI: WELL, I KNOW HOW TO INTERPRET THISH!! IT'SH ALAN AND ANN!! KING: RIGHT!! And they are facing the Radicals, but I don't know what to make of what these quarrels are with Sailor Neptune and Uranus. JR: That is a puzzle in itself, as we are set to go here. Malenko will start off for the Radicals, and the Radicals have been having their troubles with the Four Sisters of Nemisis, ESPECIALLY Chris Benoit. KAI: Tell me abwout it. Ever since thoshe four SHISHTERSH came into the CWF, Avery and Bwenoit...AHHH!! JR: Malenko almost sent Ann into our laps here. And he's coming out after her, and this is...oh wait a minute. Look who's out here. KING: Neptune and Uranus. KAI: What are THEY doing out here NOW!?! JR: They are getting a closer look at the action here, and Malenko is staring at the two, and..ANN TAKES AVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION!! GOING TO WORK ON MALENKO, AND coming back into the ring now, to the near side, and...DOWN INTO THE CANVAS FROM THAT SPINNING WHEEL KICK FROM ANN, AND... KING: Look who's coming out here NOW!! KAI: The Four Shishtersh, and they all have chairs. JR: They are setting them up at each turnbuckle of the ring, and I guess that they want a look at the Radicals, and this situation is about to get ugly in a hurry!! KAI: Thish ish an ugly MIXURE of ELEMENTSH that we have here. KING: I say. Better be ready for anything. JR: Ann, now, not paying any attention to what is going on outside the ring, and... KING: The Sisters have POPCORN!! HA HA!! KAI: They're LOUNGING!! They jusht wanna ENJOY THE MATCH!! What'sh sho wrong with THAT!! JR: Well, malenko isn't paying any attention to the match, and...OH MAN, CHEST BREAKER TO ANN, AND NOW HE'S GOING TO SEE BIRDIE, AND IS TAUNTING HIM, AND... Here, Birdie takes her Coke, and SPLASHES IT IN THE FACE OF MALENKO!! KING: OH MY GOD!! JR: Birdie just splashed that pop all over the face of Malenko, and...AVERY IS GOING AFTER BENOIT!! KING: HERE WE GO!! THIS ONE IS FALLING APART IN A HURRY!! JR: AND IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH, HERE COMES THOSE TWO SAILORS THAT WERE ON THE STAGE, AND WE KNOW WHO THEY ARE AFTER!! KAI: NO CRAP!! JR: ALAN AND ANN, AND TEDDY LONG HAS LOST ALL HOPE IN KEEPING THIS MATCH UNDER CONTROL!! HE'S RINGING THE BELL, THE MATCH IS BEING THROWN OUT, AND HERE COMES THE HANDFUL OF REFEREES AND OFFICIALS TRYING TO GET THIS THING UNDER CONTROL!! KAI: YEAH, RIGHT!! LIKE THEY CAN!! Switch to the back, where Reenie has caught up with Heather (uh-oh!) REENIE: Heather! Reenie runs into view. HEATHER: Oh hi, Reenie! Where've you been? REENIE: I was just gonna ask you the same thing. KING: Uh-oh! Does she know about - HEATHER: Well, I ran into Gohan a little bit earlier, other than that, I've been around...why? REENIE: Oh, no real reason. KAI: Phew! REENIE: Can I just say one thing, Heather? JR: I think she DOES know, King! HEATHER: What's that? Reenie pauses. REENIE: STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN, BITCH! King Kai and Jerry Lawler break into hysterics at this, and so does the crowd. HEATHER: What?! JR: WHAT DID SHE JUST SAY? REENIE: YOU HEARD ME! GOHAN'S MINE, AND I'M NOT GONNA LET SOME TRAMP TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME, YOU GOT THAT?! HEATHER: WHO YOU CALLING A TRAMP?! REENIE: [pushing Heather] YOU! At that, Heather charges Reenie, and the two start fighting. JR: OH MY LORD! REENIE AND HEATHER ARE GOING AT IT! REFEREES ARE TRYING TO BREAK THESE TWO APART! KING: [through his laughing] I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST HEARD, JR! JR: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK! They go to a break, then come back. They show a replay that's in Gohan's locker room. JR: We are back on RAW is WAR, and if you're just tuning in, Heather and Reenie, used to be best friends, have exploded, and over of all people, Gohan! KING: Yeah, and you should see how Gohan REACTED! Watch this! Start Replay. Gohan is standing, looking at the monitor showing the two girls argue. He's about to sip from a vial of Ginseng, when... REENIE: STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN, BITCH! Gohan hears this, and in shock, swallows the vial. He starts choking on it. GOHAN: [gasping, choking] As Gohan stumbles around, Ash walks in, lauging his ass off. ASH: [laughing] OH MAN, GOHAN...DID YOU SEE...WHAT JUST HAPPENED... GOHAN: [gagging, looks at Ash, and points at his throat] ASH: OH ---- GOHAN! H-HOLD ON BIG BRO! Ash gets behind Gohan, and gives him the heimlich. After three thrusts, Gohan spits out the vial, and it shatters as it hits the wall. Gohan is gasping as Ash lowers him to the floor. ASH: Oh man, are you alright? GOHAN: [panting] Yeah, I'll be fine. And yes, I did see what happened. [laying flat on the floor] What have I gotten myself into? Ash looks down at his "big bro." ASH: Hey, what can I say? You're a real lady killer, man! GOHAN: Yeah. To be honest with you, I didn't even know I was in a relationship with Reenie, did you? ASH: That's just what everyone's guessing, Gohan. Ash leaves, and Gohan gets up and leaves as well. End replay. Switch back to the back, where Tuxedo Mask is walking back to his locker room, disgusted. MASK: THAT ASSHOLE, JUSTIN!! YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET AWAY FROM ME!! YOU COME... During this, he bumps into someone. It's none other than...THE ROCK!! JR: UH OH!! KAI: OH WHAT ELSHE ISH GONNA HAPPEN HERE TONIGHT?!! ROCK: Hey, you, come back here. [this gets Mask's attention, and he comes closer towards the Rock]. Now, the Rock knows about you, being a heart breaker, but the Great One has not even gotten to know your name. What is your name?! MASK: Well, if you MUST know, the name is Tux... ROCK: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!! Crowd cheers. ROCK: The Rock couldn't give two drops of monkey CRAP about what you did to that Meatball Head there. But right now, you have the nerve, you REALLY have nerve, to bump into the Rock, like your worthy of being in the same ARENA as The GREAT One, as the People's...CHAMPION!! Crowd cheers. ROCK: And, if you would just shut your MOUTH, know your role, and just listen, because they are chanting the Rock's name!! CROWD: ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY,....!! ROCK: You dare come close to the Brama Bull. Let the Great One give you a piece of advice... MASK: I don't CARE about your... The Rock puts his hand to stop the blabbering of Mask. ROCK: Don't you EVER interrupt the Rock AGAIN, Jabroni!! Now, if you want the Rock tonight, if you want the Rock to get into the ring against your candy ass here TONIGHT!! You want the Rock tonight?! You GOT the Rock tonight!! ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE!! JR: OH MAN!! TUXEDO MASK AGAINST THE ROCK, TONIGHT?! ROCK: AND YOU LISTEN HERE, JABRONI!! THE ROCK WILL, WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT, LAY THE BIGGEST SMACK DOWN THAT YOUR STUPID, BIG FAT PIMPIN CANDY ASS, HAS EVER SEEN, IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN!! [he walks away] MASK: Stupid jackass. [yelling out to the Rock] I ACCEPT YOUR DUMBASS CHALLENGE!! JR: OH MAN!! TONIGHT, MASK VERSUS THE ROCK!! TONGIHT, THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT!! They go to a break, then come back to a replay of what happened just a few moments ago. JR: Welcome back to RAW, and ladies and gentlemen, this match has been signed. It's Tuxedo Mask vs. The Rock, and it has happened BECAUSE of what happened here. KAI: The Rock and Mashk bwumped into each other, and that'sh where the shparksh flew. KING: Right, and then that led to the match tonight. The Rock and Tuxedo Mask. What a night this has been.. Switch back to ringside, where Sage comes out to the ring. JR: It's gonna be Sage vs. Val Venus here, and this is becoming one hell of an explosive night thus far. I don't know if one night can hold all of this, guys. KING: Well, we are on the road to Wrestlemania, as you have said many times, and I have to believe you NOW!! Tension is REALLY building. KAI: And here comesh Val. JR: We haven't seen him in a long time, and this will be a surprise to see what Val can do against Sage here, and here we go. Sage, now, with the early advantage on the porn star. Into the corner, and letting go before the five count by Jimmy Cordera here. KAI: I SHTILL can't bwelieve tonight, Mashk vsh. The ROCK tonight!! JR: I cannot wait to see what the Rock has planned for Tuxedo Mask after the things that he said earlier tonight about Darkpower and his FAMILY!! I think that that was unbelivable and he really has guts to do that...AND A NICE SIDEWALK SLAM THERE BY VAL, AND SAGE IS IN TROUBLE HERE!! KAI: Not too good, conshidering what type of tashk he hash for himshelf thish Shunday!! JR: CORRECT!! he's against Goku, and that is gonna be one hell of a match,..oh look out here, SAGE DUMPED VAL RIGHT OUT IN FRONT OF US, AND... All of a sudden, Sage takes one look at King Kai. That's all that is necessary for him to come out to him. KING: Wait a minute here, Kai, he's pointing that finger to YOU!! KAI: What doesh he want with ME!! JR: Sage is coming out here, and..OHH, HIT VAL WITH THAT SPINNING MARTIAL ARTS KICK, AND NOW HE'S COMING BACK TOWARDS THE ANNOUNCE POSITION HERE!! SAGE: [w/o mic] HEY, KAI, WHAT'S THE DEAL HUH, YOU STUPID BASTARD, HUH?! WHAT'S --- ------ DEAL, HUH?! YOU THINK THAT KIDS SHOULD BE IN THE CWF, HUH, YOU FAT DRUNKING SON OF A BITCH?! With that, HE GRABS KAI'S COLLAR!! KING: HEY HEY HEY...!! JR: COME ON!! SAGE: You are NOTHING, you HEAR me... All of a sudden, Goku appears out of nowhere, and starts to attack Sage. JR: AND GOKU COMING IN TO HELP KAI, AND HE SNEDS SAGE BACK INTO THE RING, AND NOW VAL HAS A CHANCE TO RETALIATE, AND...PILEDIRVER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND I THINK THAT IT'S TIME FOR THE MONEY SHOT!! KING: KAI, YOU ALL RIGHT?! KAI: I THINK SHO!! JR: AND HERE HE...COMES!! NAILS IT....2....3!!! VAL VENUS HAS WON THIS THING, A LITTLE ASSIST TO GOKU!! THIS THING IS NOT OVER BY ANY MEANS WHATSOEVER... Switch to the back, where none other than SAILOR MOON is coming out to the ring. JR: AND HERE COMES THE CWF CHAMPION, SAILOR MOON!! WHAT IS SHE GONNA SAY WHEN SHE GETS OUT HERE!! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!! End first hour. ______________________________________________________ CWF WAR ZONE WEEK #33 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com, WaSP G0LD@aol.com, BAClend@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole The New Guy RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: Bradley Center, Milwaukee WI WEB SITE: http://officialcwf.cjb.net ______________________________________________________ They start the first hour with Sailor Moon coming to the ring. JR: Welcome back to RAW, everyone, and King Kai has left this announce position, which means that it's just us two, but King, a lot has happened only within the first hour ALREADY, and this night is not OVER!! KING: RIGHT!! We have Reenie and Heather fighting, LITTERLY, over Gohan, the Radicals, Alan and Ann, Four Sisters, and the Senshi of Neptune and Uranus going at each othrs thoats, Sage almost LEVELED King Kai, and, well, I don't think ANYTHING can top what happened when we came on the AIR, JR!! JR: And that is something that Darkpower is NOT gonna be happy with if he does it AGAIN!! But right now, Sailor Moon is on her way out here, and she is the one who will face the CURRENT number one contender for the CWF Title, Queen Serenity, her own mother. KING: I cannot WAIT for that match. I mean, that is something that is gonna be HUMONGUS!! JR: And it was announced earleir today that Andrea Hui, who is the ASMR webmaster, will be the Special guest REFEREE for that match... KING: You're KIDDING me!! JR: I'm not kidding. Andrea will referee that match, and Evender Holyfield will be the Ring Announcer for the match. The CWF Wresltemania Press Conference will be held this Wednesday, in which the finalizations of the VIPs and special guests will be revealed at that time, and something tells me that this is really gonna be something to see. KING: What a weekend this will be..okay okay, Moon's gonna speak!! MOON: For the past few weeks, you have seen some metamorphisis happen with me. During the past few weeks, my attiutde has changed about the Title Match this Sunday. KING: WHAT?! JR: Wait a minute!! MOON: I mean, with my mother being the challenger and all. I had said that I wanted to see who the best woman is in the family. But now it has been made clear to me that I just WANT TO KICK MY MOTHER'S ASS AT WRESTLEMANIA!! JR: WHAT?! KING: WAIT A MINUTE?! MOON: You may be thinking, why?! Well, in this compeditive spirit, this is MY TITLE!! My GOLD!! And BELIEVE me, there are many other things that I COULD be doing, that I COULD have been doing. But one thing is clear. I WANT to be in this ring, I WANT to go to Wresltemania, and I WANT my mother to feel PAIN and AGONY during the match. All feelings aside, mom, I'll make you wish that you NEVER DID win that Royal Rumble back in January. JR: This is NOT the Sailor Moon that we saw just a few weeks AGO!! KING: I know!! Now she WANTS to just DESTROY her mother this Sunday... Queen Serenity's music plays, and she comes out. JR: HOLD ON A MINUTE!! What is this now?! KING: Serenity is gonna reply to THIS!! SERENITY: Serena, my daughter, what are you SAYING?! Granted, we WILL see who the best ROYALTY is this Sunday, but why do you want to just HURT me that way?! MOON: Mother, nothing personal, but in that ring, I won't care if you're the damn POPE!! I will kick your damn ASS this Sunday, and there is nothing...NOTHING, that will pesuade me to think different!! I'm gonna hurt you in so many PLACES, you wish that you NEVER crossed my path!! KING: MY GOSH!! JR: Talk about a compeditive spirit. Moon certanily GREW one since last THURSDAY!! SERENITY: So, you want to do that trash talking now, huh?! Well TWO can play at that game, you little BRAT!! KING: WOAH!! HA HA!! JR: OH MAN!! KING: Hey, if they are gonna be against each other this Sunday, why not have some sort of trash talk. SERENITY: I swear to GOD, tis Sunday, i'll put all feelings aside, YOUR ASS IS MINE THIS SUNDAY!! JR: OH MY GOD!! KING: MY GOSH!! MOON: HEH HEH HEH!! YOU'RE STARTING TO SEE THINGS MY WAY!! I WILL LAY DOWN UPON YOUR ASS AND KICK IT TILL IT BLEEDS, AND YOU'LL BE THE ONE LOOKING UP AT THE LIGHTS IN FLORIDA, LISTING TO THE 1, 2, 3!! SERENITY: WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT ONE, YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR A CHAMPION!! JR: WOAH!! KING: SHE'S BEING A LITTLE NASTY NOW!! MOON: WELL, I DON'T THINK THAT A WOMAN WHO WOULD HAVE A THREESOME WITH TWO NEGAVERSE PEOPLE WOULD HOLD A TITLE!! JR: NOW COME ON!! I think that going just a little bit too far!! KING: Well, that's just a perk of it JR: Yeah, but that got a little TOO personal. SERENITY: [just walks away]. KING: Where is SHE going?! JR: I don't know. Moon may have said something that had gotten to Serenity a little too close to home. KING: Well, JR, even I'LL amit that that comment about her and Beryl was a little too much, but hey, you have to deal with that sometimes, you know. Sometimes it brings out the WORST out of someone. JR: Sailor Moon doesn't seem he least bit worried now, though. This is not good. What does this all MEAN?! [start CWF promo] ANN.: One Queen rages to become the CWF champion. SERENITY: I will raise that champion belt up high. ANN.: But to do so, she is going to have to face the one woman in which she thought she would never have to fight. HER OWN DAUGHTER!! MOON: YOU WANT ME, COME AND GET ME!! ANN.: Now, these two combatants will battle for the CWF Championship, but for these two, that's just scratching the surface. JR: This is getting VERY personal. KING: I've never seen such a family tension. ANN.: QUEEN SERENITY VS. HER OWN DAUGHTER, SAILOR MOON!! THE CWF TITLE IS ON THE LINE, BUT IT'S ONLY THE START OF IT!! THQ PRESENTS CWF WRESTLEMANIA 2000, LIVE FROM THE FORT LAUDERDALE ARENA IN FORT LAUDERDALE, FLORIDA!! LIVE, APRIL THE 2ND, AND ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!! [end CWF promo] They then go to a break, then come back. JR: Well, just a few moments ago, Sailor Moon and Queen Serenity had some fun trash talking each other, but THEN, when the fire got too hot, Serenity decided to just walk away from the scene, King!! KING: Well, hopefully, this is not a sign of things to come. JR: Well standing by is Johnathan Coachman with Serneity. Coach, take it away. Switch to Coach with Serenity. COACH: Queen Serenity, you walked away from the potential trash talk WAR that was going on between you and Sailor Moon. Care to comment on that. SERENITY: Well, I suspect that you want a reason as to why I walked out on that. Well, when she said that, yeah, it hit home. So home, that I thought that I had to walk away from saying something that I would've REGRETTED to her. I want this to be a COMPEDITIVE matchup, NOT a KILLING mission. [she walks off] Switch back to ringside to Ross and Lawler. JR: MAN, that is NOT good to think at ALL!! KING: Well, JR, I don't know WHAT to think now. I mean, I think that was a good idea for Serneity to stop what was happening BEFORE it got REALLY out of hand. All of a sudden, the No Chance In Hell music starts. JR: Wait a minute. What in the hell is going on here?! KING: I don't know. Linda McMahon comes out to the ring. JR: Wait just a minute. What in the hell is Linda McMahon doing out here. What else ifs gonna happen TONIGHT!! KING: I don't know, but I do know that THQ presents CWF Wrestlemania, live form the Fort Lauderdale Arean in Florida, this Sunday, and only on Pay Per View. JR: We have witnessed some night here ALREADY!! Something is gonna break loose, as if it didn't as it is ALREADY!! Linda gets into the ring. LINDA: Tonight, I am gonna talk to someone that I think is my friend, and we have gotten along VERY well, and earlier tonight, he got assulted and demalled VERBALLY by a son of a bitch which goes by the name of Darien Chiba. JR: UH OH!! KING: Tuxedo Mask!! She's gonna be talking to HIM!! LINDA: Justin, you don't have to take that from a person like HIM!! You don't have to take that CRAP from ANYONE!! And you don't ned to have him talk abotu your family in that manner. I have met you and your loved ones, and I think that you have a VERY caring loved ones. JR: Oh that is damn RIGHT about that. LINDA: And I think that what Darien did was not only appaling, and distasteful, but also unecessary, and downright RUDE!! So it... Darkpower's music comes up, and he comes out to the ring. JR: Wait a minute. Here comes the CEO of the CWF, Darkpower!! KING: NOW what?! DARKPOWER: Linda, I agree with you one hundred and ten percent. I think that Tuxedo Mask should be punished for what he did, and NO ONE SAYS ANYTHING LIKE THAT ABOUT MY FAMILY AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!! LINDA: EXACTLY, AND THAT IS WHY... BG: ONE, TWO, IS THIS ON!!! JR: OH NO!! KING: IT'S THE GAME AND STEPHANIE MCMAHON!! JR: WHAT IN THE HELL IS GONNA HAPPEN NOW?! HHH: HEY, DP!! WHY ARE YOU WORRING ABOUT TUXEDO MASK, HUH, WHEN YOU SHOULD BE WORRING ABOUT THE GAME!! WHEN YOU SHOULD BE WORRING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SHALL OWN THIS COMPANY!! JR: UH OH!! HHH: BASICALLY BECAUSE, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT HALF OF THAT WAS TRUE ABOUT WHAT MASK SAID!! JR: UH OH!! HHH: NOW NOW, DON'T GET UPTIGHT!! I'M NOT TALKING ABOTU YOUR FAMILY, BECAUSE THAT WOULD MAKE ME SICK JUST TALKING ABOUT THEM... KING: TRIPLE H IS NO BETTER AT THIS!! REMEMBER WHAT HE TOLD MASK, GAME!! HHH: BUT I QUESTION YOUR CHOICE OF FRIENDS!! YOU PICK THE MOST DISFUNTIONAL FAMILY IN THE WWF AND THE CWF!! YOU PICK THE MCMAHON FAMILY!! AND THEN, YOU PICK SAILOR MARS, THE WORLDS MOST NOTIRIOUS BITCH!! KING: UH OH!! HHH: AND THEN, TO TOP IT ALL OF, YOU PICK THAT ASSHOLE, GREEN KNIGHT, AND THAT HAS BEEN, ARI, AS YOUR BEST FRIENDS IN THE CWF!! MAN, WHERE ARE YU PICKING THESE FRIENDS, THE DAMN STREET OR SOMETHING!! I BET THAT GK AND ARI WERE HOMELESS BEFORE YOU MET THEM, AND... DP: TRIPLE H, YOU BITCH!! KING: AHHH!! DP: I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR YOUR BITCHING!! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY FIRENDS IN THIS BUSINESS!! THE HELL THAT THOSE TWO WERE HOMELESS BEFORE I MET THEM!! LIKE HELL I WOULD PICK THE KIND OF FRIENDS YOU PICK, WIHCH IS, WHAT, A...SLUT!! CROWD: SLUT, SLUT, SLUT.... KING: AWWW MAN!! JR: HERE WE GO!! DP: IN FACT, WHEN I COMPARE YOU TO DARIEN, YOU'RE NO BETTER, AND IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY FRIENDS THAT WAY, I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING ABOUT MY FRIENDS THAT YOU CAN TALK ABOUT!! SMACK DOWN, YOU IN A HANDICAP MATCH VS. ARI AND GK!! AND YOU CAN THEN TALK ABOUT HOW MY FRIENDS KICKED YOUR ASS FROM PILLAR TO POST, AND, IF THERE IS ANYTHING LEFT OF YOU WHEN THEY GET DONE WITH YOUR ASS, I'M ORDERING THEM TO LEAVE THEM FOR ME, BECAUSE I WANT A PIECE OF YOUR ASS, AS WELL... LINDA: OH, AND DP, LET ME GIVE YOU ANOTHER THING THAT YOU CAN DO WHILE AT SMACK DOWN THIS THURSDAY!! WHY DON'T YOU GET INTO A HARDCORE MATCH WITH DARIEN, AND KICK HIS ASS, AND YOU CAN LEAVE ANYTHING LEFT OF HIM FOR CASTO, THEN DO SO, BECAUSE I WANT HIM TO PAY FOR WHAT HE HAS TRIED TO DO TO YOU AND TO CASTO, AND ESPECIALLY TO THAT POOR GIRL, SERENA SOMMERS!! JR: ALL RIGHT!! TWO MATCHES FOR SMACK DOWN, AND THAT IS JUST THREE DAYS UNTIL WRESTLEMANIA!! WHAT IS GONNA HAPPEN WHEN THAT GOES DOWN, AND... Switch to the back, where Tuxedo Mask is coming out to the ring. JR: And SPEAKING OF WHICH, THE MATCH, MASK VS. THE ROCK, IS COMING UP NEXT, AND BOTH OF THESE COMEDITORS ARE READY TO GO, WHEN WE COME BACK!! They go to their final commercial break, then come back to the show. Mask's music starts, and he comes out to a bombard of boos from the crowd. JR: WE ARE BACK ON RAW, AND WE ARE SET FOR WHAT IS TO BE THE END TO AN EXPLOSIVE NIGHT!! KING: ONE OF THE MOST BRUTAL NIGHTS IN CWF HISTORY, JR!! WE'VE SEEN EVERYTHING HERE TONIGHT!! JR: OH, YOU SHOULDN'T SAY THAT, KNOWING WHAT COULD HAPPEN AFTER ANYONE SAYS THAT IN THE CARTOON WRESTLING FEDERATION!! KING: YOU'RE RIGHT, I'M AFRAID!! JR: AND THIS IS ONE OF THE REASON'S WHY!! TUXEDO MASK WILL BE AGAINST THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION!! AGAINST THE ROCK, AND THIS IS FIXIN TO GET UGLY IN A HURRY!! KING: NO KIDDING, JUDGING BY WHAT BOTH DARKPOWER AND LINDA MCMAHON ALSO WANT HIM TO SUFFER!! JR: AND LET'S NOT FORGET CASTO!! HE'S NOT MAKING ANY FRIENDS HERE IN THE CWF!! KING: AND SPEAKING OF FRIENDS... JR: WHAT TRIPLE H SAID ABOUT ARI AND GK WAS JUST APPAULING!! JUST SICKENING!! KING: WELL, HE DID HAVE A POINT!! THEY WEREN'T ANYTHING UNTIL DP CAME ALONG!! JR: OH WILL YOU STOP!! THEY ARE GREAT FRIENDS OF DARKPOWER, AND HE HAS GOT TO BE IRATE AT WHAT TRIPLE H SAID ABOUT THEM!! BG: IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLL...........WHAT THE ROCK........IS COOKIN'!! JR: AND HERE WE GO!! THE ROCK IS COMING TO THE RING, AND HERE WE GO!! THE ROCK AND TUXEDO MASK, AND THE ROCK IS GOING TO WORK, AND INTO THE CORNER!! SHOTS TO THE FACE OF THE PERSON WHO MADE THOSE DISGUSTING AND UNCALLED FOR COMMENTS ABOUT DP'S FAMILY, AND THE ROCK, SENDS HIM TO THE FAR SIDE..POWER SLAM!! KING: YOU MAY BE RIGHT!! TUXEDO MASK MAY NOT LAST TILL WRESTLEMANIA!! HE MAY BE DECIMATED HERE TONIGHT...UH OH!! JR: SPEAKING OF BEING DECIMATED, LOOK WHO'S COMING OUT HERE!! KING: TRIPLE H!! JR: WHAT IN THE HELL IS HE DOING OUT HERE?! HE'S COMING INTO THE RING, AND...NO!! BOTH TUXEDO MASK AND TRIPLE H ARE ATTACKING THE ROCK, AND THE ROCK IS BEING DISMALLED HERE!! KING: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! JR: AND...OH WAIT A MINUTE!! DARKPOWER IS COMING OUT HERE TO HELP THE ROCK!! THE ROCK IS GETTING THE HELP, AND...UH OH!! TUXEDO MASK IS GETTING IN THE FACE OF DP, AND THEY ARE EXCHANGING WORDS...LOW BLOW TO DP BY MASK, AND..OH MY GOD, WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!! THE HELL IS ALL OF THIS?! KING: HE'S GOING TO THE TOP OF THAT STAGE...AHH!! JR: ARI AND GREEN KNIGHT COMING OUT HERE TO STOP THIS ONSLAUGHT, AND...ON NO, TRIPLE H AND STEPHANIE MCMAHON ARE HOLDING THEM BACK!! THE HELL...OH MY GOD, NO!! KING: UH OH!! THAT'S THE ELETRICAL TABLE THAT HE'S LOOKING AT!! JR: MY GOD, DON'T DO THAT, DAMN IT!! TRIPLE H IS HOLDING BACK THE ONLY TWO THAT CAN HELP HIM RIGHT NOW, AND THE ROCK HAS BEEN DECIMATED BY BOTH OF THE TWO...GOOD GOD!! Mask then throws DP over the edge. He crashes through the table, and sparks fly. JR: OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! DP HAS JUST BEEN PUSHED OVER THE EDGE, AND TRIPLE H HAS LET GO OF ARI AND GK, AND ARI IS GOING DOWN TO SEE IF HE'S OKAY!! KING: OH MY GOD!! JR: TRIPLE H AND STEPHANIE HAS LEFT THE DAMN ARENA, BUT TUXEDO MASK IS LAUGHING AT ALL OF THIS!! THIS IS DOWNRIGHT SICKENING!! KING: UH OH!! UHH, JR, I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF GK RIGHT NOW!! JR: OH MY GOD, I DON'T BELIEVE THAT LOOK THAT GK IS GIVING MASK, AND... GK all of a sudden runs after Mask in total rage, and tackles him. JR: OH MY GOD!! GREEN KNIGHT IS GOING AFTER MASK, AND HERE COMES THE REFS!! KING: HE'S INSANE!! JR: LIKE HELL HE IS!! HE'S PISSED!! HIS FRIEND HAS BEEN HURT BY THAT JACKASS!! KING: DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF GK'S MOUTH?! JR: I HEAR THEM!! THIS IS A WAR!! GK AND TUXEDO MASK!! THIS IS NOT OVER, NOT BY A LONGSHOT!! GK, IS, PISSED!!! They go off the air.