CWF RAW WEEK #35 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com, WaSP G0LD@aol.com, BAClend@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler King Kai BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole Michael Haze RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: Unidome, Cedar Falls, IA WEB SITE: http://officialcwf.cjb.net ______________________________________________________ Switch to the back, where Serena and Darien come into the building. Boos come from the arena as they see this on the Titantron. DARIEN: Wait till your brother gets a load of what you want to offer him TONIGHT. SERENA: I can't WAIT till I get my hands on my big GOOF for a brother. He's going to feel my wrath, and he will NEVER show his ugly ASS in the Cartoon Wrestling Federation AGAIN. Switch to another part in the back, where Sailor Mars now comes into the building with Darkpower. Cheers fill the crowd. DP: We're ALL going to be in the house tonight, Raye. MARS: Let's lay a beating on all of them. DP: I still can't believe that you have to face Sailor Jupiter at Backlash. MARS: Me either. I KNOW that you don't want to see GK hurt or anything. Switch to still ANOTHER part in the back, where Sailor Jupiter and Green Knight come into the building. More cheers. GK: You're finally getting what you wanted, Lita. JUPITER: Most CERTANILY, and TONIGHT starts my PATH as to becoming the NEXT CWF Champion. GK: That IS true. JUPITER: Is anything wrong?! GK: Oh, NOTHING!! Come on. Switch to the outside, where Triple H and Stephanie McMahon's coming out of a car. Boos out in the crowd. HHH: I can't BELIEVE that they STOLE that title shot from my GRASP!! STEPH: Don't worry, Triple H. We're gonna take out every single person that screwed you out of that title shot at Backlash, starting with GK, and going all the way to the CEO, DP. They walk away. At that time, a limo is seen coming to the parking lot of the Unidome. The driver stops the limo, gets out, and opens the door for the passenger, which, in THIS case, is...THE ROCK!! BIG cheers from the crowd. ROCK: Alright, jabroni, here's a couple of hundreds, go buy yourself some breath mints, your breath smells like monkey urine. Tonight, the Rock is going to start his way BACK to becoming the CWF...CHAMPION!! BIG cheers from the crowd. [begin RAW opening] SINGER:..................IT'S THE LIFE IN THE BOX THAT DRAWS TO ME!! TAKE THE JUMP, IN THE ARM IS THE SOUL OF ME!! REAL FAR, YOU WOULDN'T SEE ME LAYIN' FACE DOWN!! .......................... ...................................................ONE WOULD HAVE A THORN IN YOUR EYE!! [end RAW opening] The intro cut away to the pyros that are exploding on the stage. after 10 seconds of the pyros, we then see the sell out crowd on hand in the Unidome tonight. After a full minute of this, JR starts the commentary. JR: WE WELCOME YOU TO THE SELL OUT CROWD IN CEDER FALLS, IOWA, TO RAW IS WAR!! WE ARE LIVE, AND THIS PLACE MAY EXPLODE IN A MATTER OF MINUTES. JIM ROSS ALONGSIDE JERRY THE KING LAWLER AND KING KAI, AND GUYS, WE WERE ONLY EXPECTING FOUR ELEMENTS IN THIS CONTREVERSY SURROUNDING EXACTLY WHAT THE MATCH IS GOING TO BE AT BACKLASH, BUT NOW THE ROCK IS MAKING IT FIVE!! KAI: WHAT ISH THE ROCK EVEN DOING HERE TONIGHT TALKING ABWOUT GOING TO BWACKLASH AND BWECOMING THE CWF CHAMPION?! KING: I WANT TO KNOW THAT MYSELF, AND I THINK THAT WE MAY GET SOME ANSWERS TO A LOT OF QUESTIONS TONIGHT!! Tuxedo Mask's music comes on, and out comes Serena and Darien, surrounded by the biggest bunch of boos YET that anyone in the CWF has had YET. JR: And here comes what could be called the devil couple of the Cartoon Wrestling Federation... KING: WHAT?! KAI: Well, they CERTANILY desherve what they get here tonight if thingsh go the way CASHTO wantsh them to tonight. KING: Sailor Moon versus Sailor Vulture tonight. You know, I don't think that Vulture can WIN that match with that emotional TURNMOIL that he is in because of his sister. KAI: I don't think that would bwe a probwlem after what I shaw lasht THURSHDAY, King. KING: [laughing] Oh, that's RIGHT!! You remember last Thursday what happened with Casto and Pluto, JR?!! JR: I saw what happened, and I would rather keep that under wraps of what I THINK happened behind that door. In any event, these two lowlives are making their way to the ring. Sailor Moon, the newest JEZZEBEL of the CWF after what she did both Last Sunday and last WEEK. What an emotional wek it was last week for the CWF. But the big story now is, what is going to go down at Backlash as far as that title match is concerned. KING: RIGHT!! Mask is the numer one contender, Sailor Mars is the Champion, Jupiter got in, Triple H thought that he got SCREWED out of the shot, and now The ROCK is saying that HE wants a shot at the title. KAI: It'sh ALREADY a three way elimination for the title. I'm wondering how The Rock ish going to try to fit into that equation. JR: I'm sure these two would like to find out who is going to Backlash to JOIN him, though. CROWD: ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE,... KING: Oh, listen to these PEOPLE!! JR: Capasidy crowd, letting Mask know EXACTLY what they think of him. KAI: I think that they are RIGHT, too. MASK: You know, it's funny that you chant that, because I looked around this arena when you were chanting that, and that's EXACTLY what all of you LOOK like. A bunch of no good, low life, ASSHOLE!! Crowd boos. KING: WOW!! JR: I'm sure that the people here in attendance would beg to DIFFER there. MASK: And it's funny that you chant that, because we have MORE in attendance tonight than just this crowd. We now have Sailor JUPITER..[crowd cheers]!! We have the CWF Champion, Sailor Mars.. Crowd cheers more. JR: They love her tonight. MASK: Then we have Green Knight and Darkpower, trying to keep me away from what is to be mine come April 30th in Detroit, which is that CWF Title. And then... CROWD: ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY,... KAI: UH OH!! JR: Everyone KNOWS what THIS is all about. The Rock is in the house tonight, but WHY?! MASK: Yeah, yeah, I know that the CROCK is in the house TONIGHT!! Crowd boos. KING: HA!! The CROCK!! KAI: He better not let The Rock HEAR that.. MASK: And yeah, I know that HE now wants to go after the CWF Title again. Go ahead, Rock. Make yourself useful for once. Add one more to the body count that I'm going to accumilate in Detroit, because when I come out of Backlash, I am going to get that CWF Title, and there ain't a DAMN thing that Darkpower, Green Knight, Ari, those guy sitting in the back who don't have the BALLS to FACE me... KING: UH OH!! MASK: And none of you sick and demented FREAKS out here in the audiance tonight CAN'T DO A DAMN THING ABOUT IT!! Crowd boos. MASK: Now that we taken care of THAT, let's get to TONIGHT, and for THOSE details, let me introduce you to the sexiest woman in the Cartoon Wrestling Federation. She is adorable, sweet, and strong. SAILOR MOON!! Crowd boos relentlessly. KAI: Oh do we HAVE to?! JR: I may not want to AGREE with how Tuxedo Mask described Moon. KING: Well, how would YOU describe her, JR!! JR: I have my words. They can't be said on live national TV, but I have a few things about her. MOON: Hey, BIG BRO. Yeah, I'm talking to you, Casto Sommers. What made you think that, for one SECOND that I forgot about you, huh?! What made you think that I would forget exactly how much I HATE you?! I would like to know, because that crap isn't going to leave my mind. Casto, for the longest time,I was trying to get something going in this business. For the longest time, I have been thinking that my big bro meant EVERYTHING to me. Well, I want to say that I have FINALLY gotten the truth figured out, and the truth is, I don't give a DAMN about you anymore. JR: Good LORD!! MOON: When we pulled that stunt on you, man, it was HILARIOUS. I mean, you actually thought that me and Darien would actually PART. Of course, I had to sacrifice a little cuts and bruises to get the scam to work, but I got it to work, all right, and, when the smoke cleared, and you were laying there, crying your damn HEART out, I was CRYING as well, but in LAUGHTER, because it was so damn FUNNY to have you finally figured out. You mean absolutly NOTHING to me. In fact, I don't even want to be your SISTER anymore, and as far as I'M concerned... CROWD: SLUT, SLUT, SLUT,.... KING: OH NO!! KAI: I guessh the crowd hash a DIFFERENT opinion. JR: How DEGRATING that must be. That's her own damn FAMILY she is talking about. What a no good stinkin' LOWLIFE she has become. MOON: ...and as far as I'M concerned, you're not my BROTHER anymore. Crowd boos. JR: Oh my GOD!! KAI: How can she SHAY that?! Her brother meant EVERYTHING to her. One of the mosht IMPORTANT people in her LIFE!! KING: You're RIGHT, JR. She's CHANGED. MOON: And TONIGHT, I'm going to not only show you how I feel, I'm going to put you in that hospital down the street from this arena tonight, and you won't be around for a VERY long time. I want to hear your bones CRACK, and hear you SCREAM in pain, as I rip that leg RIGHT out of place. You won't be able to even do so much as WALK for a VERY long time. Casto, I'm looking to CRIPPLE you right here tonight. I'm not looking for a wrestling match. In fact, if you have the COHONAS for it, I'm making it a Hardcore Match tonight. JR: OH MY!! KAI: She'sh making thish a shuicide misshion. MOON: What do you say, Casto, HUH?! Hardcore RULES, you little pi--- -- ------- ----, ---- ON!! JR: OH COME ON!! KING: WOW!! All of a sudden, Sailor Mars comes out to the ring with Darkpower. Crowd cheers fill the roof as they come out to the ring. JR: OH WAIT A MINUTE!! KING: Here comes the CWF Champion, and she's bringing some company. Darkpower. KAI: That'sh not the ONLY pershon she'sh bwringing out to the ring. JR: Misty is also here tonight, with Mars. MARS: Hey, ORDANGO ASS!! Crowd cheers. KING: AHHH!! MARS: I look at you two in the ring, and I say to myself when I look in there, MAN, HOW MUCH MONEY DID THAT GUY PAY TO GET THAT SLUT, HUH!! [crowd cheers] JR: UH OH!! KING: Oh my GOSH!! MARS: Serena, how COULD you do such a thing to your DAUGHTER, MOTHER, FRIENDS, FANS, AND ESPECIALLY YOUR OWN DAMN BROTHER?! I am TRYING to search for the answers, but I can't FIND any. So, I'm guessing that you and your sorry excuse for a MAN there... JR: OH MY!! KING: AND LOOK AT MASK!! KAI: EASHY THERE!! MARS: I think that you should be wary of what I will do to that pretty boy there, and when I'm through with HIM... Sailor Jupiter's music starts, and here she comes with GK. JR: UH OH!! KAI: The THIRD part of thish little equation here. KING: This is fixing to get VERY ugly, JR!! JUPITER: Hey, first of all, to YOU, Serena, I WILL take you on ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, and make you SUFFER for all the HELL that you're putting your MOTHER and BROTHER into!! Crowd cheers. JUPITER: Now, to the match at Backlash. Mask, you WILL taste defeat, and I will get what should be mine, and that is the CWF Title, COME HELL OR HIGH WAT... BG: ONE, TWO, IS THIS ON!! YO, JIMMY, HIT ME WITH THAT TRIPLE H!! JR: Wait a minute here. What is Triple H doing out here?! KING: He was ROBBED out of the title shot last Thursday, JR. What do you THINK he's out here for?! KAI: I would bweg to DIFFER, King. HHH: Now, BEFORE we go and wander off into this little thing, I want to remind you of the CRIME that was committed last Thursday night on Smack Down. You see, last Thursday night, it WASN'T Jupiter that beat me. She had the help of THAT little man, Green Knight, and you KNOW that that was INTENTIONAL, I could SEE it right though your EYES!! KING: He's RIGHT, JR!! He was SCREWED out of the title shot. JR: He's right on what GK did, but I don't know about him being SCREWED out of the title shot. HHH: So, I want another shot. I SHOULD be the one going to Backlash, NOT HER, and SHE should be at HOME, being RETIRED from the CWF. JR: But you didn't get the job DONE, Triple H. It wasn't meant to BE that NIGHT!! MASK: Hey, Triple H, you are RIGHT!! You SHOULD be the one that gets the title shot instead of Jupiter. I hate her being in this great company. Why don't you try that... All of a sudden, Reenie's music hits, and here SHE comes. JR: Wait just a MINUTE!! KING: I never remembered REENIE being a part of all of THIS. KAI: Me either. The hell ish THISH all abwout. JR: I'm GUESSING that this is all about what her own PARENTS did to her last Monday on RAW!! REENIE: Hold up a minute. Now, first of all, I don't know what this is, but I DO know that we have some sort of DISCREPENCY going on here. KING: A big WORD for someone like HER. JR: That's exactly what this is. REENIE: But let me tell you something, Serena, or should I say, MOTHER!! Crowd cheers. KING: MY GOSH!! REENIE: I remember all those times in the future in which you punished me for doing something bad in my life. I remembered all of that. And you know something, I think that it was for my own GOOD!! So now, YOU'RE doing something bad, and it's time for the table to be TURNED, and time for ME to punish YOU!! KING: MY GOD!! Can she DO that?! KAI: She SHOULD!! JR: What a task to ACCOMPLISH!! REENIE: But I can't stand toe to toe with my mother and father. Oh NO. MOON: DAMN RIGHT you can't stand up to us. Come on over here so we can... REENIE: QUIT YOUR BITCHING, MOTHER, AND SHUT UP NOW!! Crowd cheers. KING: WHAAAA!! SHE OUTTA BE SLAPPED, JR!! JR: It's about TIME someone put that jezzibelle in her PLACE!! REENIE: I said that I can't stand toe to toe with you, but I know someone that CAN. I went to Ari's office earlier today, and asked if I coild have some sort of CHANGE to that title match at Backlash... JR: HOLD ON A MINUTE!! KING: What is all of THIS?! REENIE: And he said to me that I could bring anyone I wanted to the title match, and then make it a fatal four way elimination match. JR: ALL RIGHT!! KING: Who's the fourth person, though?! KAI: I think I know who it ish NOW!! REENIE: So I got someone to fill in that fourth spot. And HE can punish you FOR me. So, without further adue, let me introduce you to the fourth contender in the match, and will be your maker. By the way, I'll be in this person's corner in this match. Ladies and gentlemen, the fourth person. JR: Who is it, King?! KING: I DON'T KNOW!! BG:...IF YOU SMEEEELLLLLLLLL....[crowd goes BEZERK for the Rock] KING: AHHH!! JR: ALL RIGHT!! BG: WHAT THE ROCK.........IS COOKIN'!! KAI: I KNEW it wash HIM!! THE ROCK!! JR: THIS was why The Rock was saying that he would be the next CWF Champion at Backlash. The Rock has become a part of the title match, thanks to Reenie, and look at the faces of the REST of the comeditors who will be at Backlash. KAI: She shaid that she would punish her parentsh. I GUESSH she ish punishing them. Thish ish abwout ash MUCH punishment ash you can GET!! KING: This does NOT look good for ANY of them. CROWD: ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY... JR: Capasity crowd on hand, chanting the Rock's name. ROCK: [after the crowd stops] FINALLY, THE ROCK, HAS COME BACK, TO, CE- DER FALLLSSS!! Sailor Moon!! Tuxedo Mask!! You come out here, and you RUN your mouth about how you want to cripple your brother, like that's supposed to impress someone. You talk the talk, and talk the TRASH, like that's supposed to impress someone. And then, you enertain the fact, the notion, that you want to DICIPLINE your DAUGHTER, like that supposed to impress The Rock. Well, The Rock says that Sailor Moon, you can go suck on a monkey's NIPPLE... Crowd cheers. KING: AHHH!! JR: OH MAN!! ROCK: And Tuxedo Mask, you can go lick a Llama's ANUS!! [crowd cheers even MORE] KAI: HA HA HA!! KING: What are YOU laughing at, Kai. KAI: That wash rather FUNNY!! ROCK: Now, as far as... CROWD: ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY... KING: Here they go AGAIN!! KAI: They LOVE him here. ROCK: At Backlash, The Rock will have this pink-haired child in his corner, but he will have something else, that you two will never, EVER have. Someone that you can't ever IMAGINE. And that someone is...THE PEOPLE!! [crowd cheers] KING: HA!! JR: They would douche for THAT in an INSTANT!! ROCK: And the Rock is going to WALK into Backlash, the Rock isn't gonna run, he is gonna WALK into Backlash, take the rest of you three JABRONIS on, kick all of your CANDY ASSES, and he is becoming THE NEXT CWF...CHAMPION!! KING: We'll find OUT, won't we?! JR: We sure as hell WILL!! ROCK:.....IF YOU SMEELLLLLALALALALALALALALOW......WHAT THE ROCK...IS COOKIN'!! [his music plays] JR: THE ROCK IS GOING TO BACKLASH WHETHER THE REST OF THEM LIKE IT OR NOT!! THIS IS GOING TO GET INTERESTING TO SEE EXACTLY WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN THERE, BUT TONIGHT IS A DIFFERENT STORY, AS SAILOR MOON HAS SAID THAT TONIGHT, SHE IS GOING TO CRIPPLE HER BROTHER TONIGHT, AND FOLKS, I DIDN'T LIKE THAT TONE OF VOICE WHEN SHE SAID THAT!! CASTO MIGHT BE IN A WORLD OF HURT BEFORE THE NIGHT IS THROUGH TONIGHT!! KING: And REENIE is going to be in The Rock's CORNER!! I can't BELIEVE it. KAI: I KNEw that once Reenie told ush abwout the fourth participant, that we knew what the Rock wash talking abwout. JR: What a BOMBSHELL that is. The Rock is going to Backlash. How is this going to effect the chances of those other three that are going to go for the CWF Title April 30th?! They go to a break, then come back in Mask's locker room. He is throwing a FIT (as well as anything that's not nailed DOWN in that room). MOON: CALM DOWN, MASK!! MASK: HOW THE HELL CAN I?! OUR OWN DAUGHTER HAS JOINED FORCES WITH THAT CROCK!! MOON: I KNOW!! I'M ANGRY, TOO!! BUT REMEMBER, THERE ARE MARS AND JUPITER, AS WELL!! MAYBE WE CAN USE THEM TO GET THE ROCK OUT OF THE WAY AT BACKLASH!! MASK: YOU CAN TELL ME THAT LATER!! RIGHT NOW, ALL I'M WORRIED ABOUT IS GETTING CASTO DRIVEN OUT OF THE CWF!! MOON: I HAVE THAT COVERED, DARIEN!! MASK: PLEASE DO!! WE CAN'T AFFORD HIM TO BRING SOMEONE ELSE INTO THE PICTURE OF THAT TITLE MATCH!! MOON: I UNDERSTAND!! Switch back to ringside, where the Original Henchmen are coming out to the ring. JR: Folks, if you missed it, you missed a BIG announcement concerning the title match at Backlash, which is NOW a fatal four way elimination match. The ROCK is now in the match, courtesy of Reenie. KING: And she is going to be in the Rock's corner, as well, JR!! I don't know about you, but something tells me that Reenie is getting herself into something that she can't get out of NOW!! KAI: that girl ish BWRAVE, though. She shaid that she wanted to punnish her MOTHER!! JR: The other way AROUND, and something tells me that this is REALLY going to become something that is ready to EXPLODE in a matter of minutes. The Original Henchmen will take on Edge and Christian, and folks, get ready for a war here. This is non-title matchup.. DODORIA: So we FINALLY know who we have to BEAT now at Backlash. Alan, Ann, don't think for one SECOND that we are just HANDING you these titles. Get ready for a BIG ass WAR!! We worked too HARD for these titles, and TONIGHT, we are going to show you just HOW hard we did this work. JR: The Original Henchmen, giving some words of wisdom THERE to the now number one contenders, as we found out last Thursday night on Smack Down. KAI: The CARDIANSH!! BG: YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME!! The camera starts searching for Edge and Christian. KING: Where ARE they, JR?! JR: Somewhere in the CROWD, I would PRESUME!! KAI: HERE they come. I don't know HOW many timesh shomenone hash had the chance to MUG them in that crowd. JR: I hope for Edge and Christian's sake that they don't get that oppertunity to DO so. And in the rong they go now. Edge and Christian, going to work on the Original Henchmen. KAI: All four men are in that ring. JR: Referee Mike Kiota has the toughest job in the buildig right now of keeping THIS thing in order, as the henchmen FINALLY get Christian out of the ring, and going to work on Edge, to the ropes, DOUBLE CLOSELINE, and now I'm thinking that Dodoria wants to start off. Remember that this is a non-title matchup. Edge and Dodoria now, tied up in that corner, and the ref asking for a clean break here, AND EDGE STRIKES DODORIA, AND...BULLDOG IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! KING: I'm STILL in shock at the fact that THE ROCK will be in that title match in Detroit. JR: What a bombshell that was, as Edge, now, going to work on that adominal area of Dodoria, not a very wise decision there, as Dodoria, to the arm bar, and missing with the closeline, BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX BY EDGE, WHAT A COUNTER THAT WAS! KAI: JR, if they keep THISH up, they might ash WELL give thoshe titlesh to the Cardiansh, bwecaushe they probwabwly won't lasht LONG!! JR: Edge now, tags in Christian. Tonight, the South East Asian Title is on the line AGAIN tonight, as Gohan will take on Kurt ANGLE. KING: You're KIDDING!! The boy is taking on the TRUE olympic ATHLETE?! JR: That's what I got HERE!! KAI: It'sh FOOLSH gold if you ashk ME!! JR: That SEA title is NOT fools gold, Kai. KAI: I meant Angle'sh gold metalsh!! JR: Oh. Well I'll agree with you THERE!! Nice side russian leg sweep there, and Christian now, taunting Zarbon, and Zarrbon's coming in, and referee Mike Kiota has his back turned, and look at this. Double team by Edge and Christian on Dodoria. KING: STOMP ON HIM!! KAI: He needsh to get SHOMETHING going here. JR: He sure DOES, and Dodoria, being dragged out into the center of the ring, and Christian, scoop...CHESTBUSTER THERE, and a cover, two, and ZARBON MAKES THE SAVE!! KING: How much you want to BET that Alan and Ann are WATCHING this as we SPEAK?! JR: I wouldn't doubt that they are taking notes, as they want to become the CWF Tag Team Champions at Backlash, as Dodoria needs to make that tag DESERATLY, and Dodoria is trying to reach Zarbon, and Christian gets him back to the other side of the ring, and Edge now is tagged in, and Edge now, going to work on Dodoria again, and Edge...WITH THE DOWNWARD SPRAL!! That's it, but he wants to do more damage here. KAI: I'm gonna queshtion THISH dicishon. Not very SHMART. Jusht PIN him. JR: Edge, going up to the top, wasting precious time here, and DOWN...AND DODORIA GOT THOSE KNEES UP, AND CAUGHT EDGE SQUARE IN THE CHEST, AND NOW THIS IS THE OPPERTUNITY THAT DODORIA NEEDED!! KING: What was Edge THINKING?! JR: I don't know. Edge had this match WON with that Downward Spiral, and Dodoria has the chance, and...YES!! HE MADE THE TG, AND SO DID EDGE, AND HERE COMES ZARBON, WITH CHRISTIAN, TO THE ROPES, AND UP...DOWN ON THE ROPES WENT THAT THROAT OF CHRISTIAN'S, AND ZARBON, GAINING MOMENTUM, AND NOW ZARBON SENDS EDGE STRIGHT INTO DREAM STREET ON THE OUTSIDE!! ZARBON...DDT TO CHRISTIAN, AND NOW HE'S GOING TO THE TOP!! KAI: Now HE wantsh to FLY!! JR: Zarbon, NOT wasting any time, and...THE ALAKAYA MOONSAULT!! ONE, TWO, THREE!! THIS THING IS DONE!! GARCIA: Here are your winners, Zarbon and Dodoria. KAI: I didn't think that they would get bwack into that match, bwut it wash Edge'sh MISHTAKE that coshted them that match. JR: In any event, the Original Henchmen send a message straight to the Cardians. Switch to the back where Death Drop and Mercury are getting ready for there matches. MERCURY: You did great with your match Thursday. DROP: And tonight I face that little brat Misty. MERCURY: To bad it is a non-title match. DROP: Yea, But when I win that gives me the right to face her next week for the title. You need to get ready to get your hardcore title back. MERCURY: It is as good as mine. She kisses him as she walks out the door. JR: HARDCORE TITLE IS ON THE LINE COMING UP NEXT! They go to a break, then come back. Mercury's music comes on, and out she comes to the ring. JR: Welcome back, and we saw just moments ago that Death Drop is going to face Misty in a non-title match-up here tonight. KING: All RIGHT!! KAI: I have to amit, he ish a pretty good wreshtler. JR: That he is, and ladies and gentlemen, Castroil GTX presents CWF Backlash, live from the Joe Louis Arena in Detroit, Michigan. Sunday, April 30th, and only on Pay-Per-View. KING: And with any LUCK, tonight, Krillin will lose this title tonight. KAI: He'sh doing another Crash Holly on ush. JR: I question the wisdom of THAT decision on the part of Krillin, but in any event, here he comes, and he's coming out with a basketfull of goodies that will be a little fun to play with when you're in a Hardcore Title Match. KING: I would HOPE!! JR: And Krillin is going into the ring, and here we go. Who could be called the Queen of CWF Hardcore, Sailor Mercury, against Krillin, who is Mr. 24/7 part 2, and here we go with this match, and...WAIT A MINTUE!! LOOK WHO WE HAVE HERE IN THE RINGSIDE AREA!! KAI: CYCLOPSH!! KING: We haven't seen HIM in a WHILE!! JR: He's probably after Mercury, who has been giving him trouble these past few weeks, and he going into the ring, and...WAIT A MINUTE!! HE JUST HIT KRILLIN WITH A STEEL PIPE!! THE HELL.. KING: HERE COMES TIM WHITE!! JR: IT'S THE 24/7 RULE!! WE HAVE A HARDCORE TITLE MATCH WITHIN A HARDCORE TITLE MATCH!! CYCLOPS WANTS A SHOT AT THE HARDCORE TITLE!! TEDDY LONG WAS CALLING THE KRILLIN MERCURY MATCH, BUT NOW WE HAVE TIM WHITE CALLING THIS ONE HERE, TITLE IS ON THE LINE ON THIS ONE, AS WELL!! KAI: HOW WOULD YOU CALL THISH NOW!! THE MATCH WITH MERCURY AND KRILLIN ISH SHTILL GOING ON, ISH IT?! JR: I WOULD SUSPECT, AND KRILLIN JUST HIT CYCLOPS WITH THE BELT, AND MERCURY GETS THE EXACT SAME, AND KRILLIN IS HIGHTAILING IT THROUGH THE CROWD HERE!! KING: RUN RUN RUN, KRILLIN!! KAI: HE'SH GETTING THE HELL OUT OF IOWA!! JR: AND MEANWHILE...UH OH!! KING: THIS isn't going to be pretty. JR: And Cyclops and Mercury exchanging heated words with each other, and HERE THEY GO!! KAI: THISH ISH A BWRAWL WE HAVE HERE!! KING: THIS IS GREAT, JR!! JR: And a handful of officials are trying to get THIS thing straightened out, and to restore SOME type of order. KING: Yeah, RIGHT!! GOOD LUCK!! Switch to the back, where Todd and Brock are walking, discussing their plans. TODD: C'mon Brock, we gotta job to do. BROCK: Like what? TODD: Remember that little mishap Sage had when he tried to catch Gohan? KING: Not AGAIN! BROCK: Yeah, that was pretty funny. They stop. TODD: Well, where the rest of DX failed, WE will SUCCED! See, Halo had the right idea! Let that little brat wander right into our trap, and then [he starts slamming his fist into his hand] BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM! BROCK: Are you sure about this? TODD: POSITIVE! BROCK: Hey! We could use REENIE as the bait! TODD: [snapping his fingers] Giddyup! Let's go! They head off. Zoom in on a partially opened door, where a worried Mondo had overheard the whole thing. KING: UH-OH! JR: That's Mondo of Team Rocket! KAI: He'sh friendsh with Ash and Gohan! Mondo takes off. JR: And there he goes, probably to go alert Gohan to Todd and Brock's latest plans! KING: The cat's about to get outta the bag! JR: But WAIT, The ROCK is still HERE, and I don't think that Todd and Brock know what they are getting themselves INTO here. KAI: I want to... They go to a break, then come back in the back, where we see Queen Beryl talking with Sanikite. BERYL: You SURE that you won't mind if I do this. SANIKITE: Not a BIT!! I mean, you should GO for it. Don't give a DAMN about what people say about what they think abut such a thing. You do what YOU think is right. If they don't like it, they can go to HELL!! Besides, I think she NEEDS some GOOD news after what has been going on with her daughter and all. BERYL: So you won't mind if I ask HER?! SANIKITE: Not a BIT, my faithful queen. She walks off camera, while Sanikite is smiling. We switch back to the ring, where Kurt Angle's music starts, and he comes out to the ring. JR: What was THAT all about, King. KING: I don't know. What was Beryl TALKING about?! JR: I don't know about THAT, but..uh oh. ANGLE: TONIGHT, YOUR OLYMPIC HERO IS GOING TO ACCOMPLISH A TASK THAT IS SO SMALL TO YOUR OLYMPIC HERO AS THE BRAINS OF MOST OF IOWA'S POPULATION IS!! [crowd boos] IT'S TRUE, IT'S TRUE!! AND TONIGHT, YOUR OLYMPIC HERO, ME, IS GOING TO ADD ANOTHER GOLD METAL, CALLED THE SOUTH EAST ASIAN TITLE, TO MY REPRITROIRE OF GOLD! AND HOW WILL I DO THAT, YOU ASK?! BY BEATING A SMALL ORDER CALLED GOHAN!! TONIGHT, I WILL BEAT THAT RUNT TO A PULP, AND I WILL FOLLOW BY MY SET OF RULES, THE THREE I'S, INTENSITY, INTERIGY, AND INTELLIGENCE, AND I WILL PERSIVERRE VICTORIOUS AS YOU'RE NEW SEA CHAMPION!! JR: Well, I don't know if Gohan is such a small order as Angle THINKS he is, but here he comes. One part of that First Family, and here we go. Gohan vs. Kurt Angle, and UP GOES GOHAN, AND...BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND GOES GOHAN, AND ANGLE CELEBRATING AS IF HE WON ANOTHER GOLD METAL!! KAI: I wouldn't flaunt that if I wash him. JR: Angle now, sends Gohan to the ropes, and Gohan slides underneath him, to the ropes, rolls him over, two, kickout, and Gohan goes to the outside, and so does the Olympic gold metalist, Kurt Angle. Gohan is one tough kid, I'll tell you WHAT!! KAI: I don't think the bookersh had that third "I" when decaring thish match official. JR: Good point, as Angle...REVERSAL, AND GOHAN SENT ANGLE RIGHT INTO THAT STEEL RING POST, AND NOW GOHAN GOES BACK INTO THE RING, AND NOW HE'S BRINGING ANGLE INTO THE RING AS MUCH AS HE CAN, AND HE'S BACK IN!! TO THE ROPES, FROG SPLASH, AND TO THE ROPES AGAIN...AYASIDE MOONSAULT, AND HE'S LOOKING FOR THE FINISHER!! KAI: THE ACID DROP!! JR: And he goes up, and...DOWN ON ANGLE, AND ONE, TWO, THIS THING IS OVERWITH IN A HURRY!! GARCIA: You're winner of the match, and STILL, CWF SEA Champion, GOHAN SONN!! JR: Gohan survives round TWO of KEEPING that SEA Title intact with him. KING: But I think that Angle could've WON that in a HEARTBEAT!! Switch to the back, where Todd and Brock are at Reenie's dressing room, knocking on the door. TODD: OPEN UP, REENIE!! No answer. BROCK: DON'T BE AFRAID OF US, REENIE!! REMEMBER THAT WE'RE YOUR... SHE doesn't open the door, but who else opens the door but...THE ROCK!! JR: UH OH!! BROCK: THE ROCK?! ROCK: Something The Great One can do for you two jabroni's BROCK: Did you see Reenie anywhere?! ROCK: No, The Rock has NOT seen the child, but The Rock wants you to answer something. You.. TODD: It's T... ROCK: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!! [crowd cheers] YOU LIKE TO TAKE PICTURES, AND YOU LIKE TO EAT ANIMAL FOOD!! BOCK: POKEMON FOOD!! ROCK: WHATEVER!! THE ROCK SAYS THAT YOU CAN DO SOMETHING!! HE THINKS THAT HE CAN TAKE YOUR CAMERA, PUT ALL OF YOUR FOOD INTO THAT CAMERA, BREAK IT IN TWO, AND THEN HE'LL TAKE THOSE TWO PIECES OF CAMERA, SHINE THEM UP REAL NICE, TURN THEM SUMBITCHES SIDEWAYS, AND STICK THEM STRAIGHT UP BOTH OF YOUR CANDY ASSES!! GET OUT OF THE ROCK'S SIGHT, YOU TWO JABRONI'S!! [he slams the door] TODD: You knew that the Rock was here?! BROCK: Hmm...Reenie's bodyguard is the WEAK one?! Switch to another part in the back, where Queen Beryl is coming out to the ring. JR: Wait a minute. What in the hell is she coming out HERE for?! KING: I don't know, but something tells me that this is not what we are expecting. JR: What's going to happen when we come back. End first hour. ______________________________________________________ CWF WAR ZONE WEEK #35 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com, WaSP G0LD@aol.com, BAClend@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler Michel Haze BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole King Kai RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: Unidome, Cedar Falls, IA WEB SITE: http://officialcwf.cjb.net ______________________________________________________ We start the second hour with Queen Beryl's music comes on, and she comes out to the ring. JR: Welcome back, and King Kai hs went elsewhere, and we now have Michael Haze in his place, sitting in for the New Guy, who is a little under the weather tonight. KING: Welcome here, Michael. HAZE: It's a pleasure to be here, and I watched that entire first half of RAW, and I STILL can't believe that we now have a fatal four way on our hands at Backlash for the Title. KING: Me either, and look who's in the Rock's CORNER. HAZE: I don't know if that's a very wise decision by Reenie Sommers to DO something like THAT, but like she said, she wants to punish Serena, and this is the only way she knows HOW to. JR: In the meantime, what in the hell was Queen Beryl talking about earlier tonight about whether people will understand or not?! KING: I don't know, JR, but I know that this has GOT to be something that we HAVE to see to believe. HAZE: I'm a little WORRIED myself about the type of tone Sailor Moon took to the wanting to CRIPPLE her brother. JR: I didn't like that at ALL. KING: Shut up, she is about to speak. BERYL: First of all, let me just say, Reenie, we now are giving Sailor Moon DOUBLE punishment, because come backlash, her ass belongs to ME, and there isn't a DAMN thing that ANYONE can do about THAT!! JR: Neither would they WANT to!! BERYL: But aside of THAT, I want to talk about something that I was thinking about for a long, long time. And I know that you guys know what I'm talking about. My little thing with Nicole. JR: Wait a minute?! KING: Queen SERENITY?! BERYL: You know what type of relationship that we have had. We've been in bed together, and all of that. You know that, and I know that, as well. And I also know of what type of HELL Nicole has BEEN in since Wrestlemania. Well, I want everyone to know that we've said it to each other, and I think that you may know that we love each other VERY much. Some people may not agree with the type of relationship this is, but you guys have been able to respect my likings. In fact, you've been SUPPORTIVE to me for the LONGEST time. JR: They HAVE been, no doubt about THAT!! HAZE: VERY surprising, knowing how homosexual relationships are DISLIKED in this country. BERYL: But to go any further, I need Serenity out here, so Nicole, if you can come out here, please?! KING: WAIT A MINUTE?! HAZE: this HAS to be impotant if she wants her to come OUT here!! Sure enough, Serenity comes out to her music. JR: And here she comes. KING: What is it that Beryl WANTS, JR?! JR: I have no IDEA!! HAZE: Well, they have that glittery eye look at each other. Something tells me that this is going to be something that is going to change them FOREVER. JR: She's getting into the ring, and..[they kiss in the ring] LOOK AT THAT!! HAZE: They love each other, no doubt about it. But what does Beryl want from Serenity. JR: We are about to find OUT what it is she wants. BERYL: Serenity, you know what we've been though for the past two months. You know how much we love each other. I've told you that a dozen or so times, and I don't mind it at all to say again that I LOVE you, Serenity. And it's because of this that I am going to ask of you something that I think that you will like. You need SOME happiness after what has been happining with your family as of late. I don't want that to happen to your family, but it happens sometimes. I respect all the hard work you have put into trying to resolve this, and we, you and me, have done a LOT to restore peace among each other, and I never again want to LOSE that peace. But more importantly, I want to be with you for the rest of my LIFE... KING: WHAAA...?! JR: She isn't trying to say that...?! BERYL: Serenity, with me is THIS [she takes out a beautiful gold ring]. It's a ring, but don't take it. It isn't yours YET. I need to ask you of something first, and you have to give me an answer to what I'm about to ask you. HAZE: I don't believe this is HAPPENING, guys. BERYL: Nicole Serenity, I need to know from you right now, and I know that this is an ackward thing to ask from woman to woman, but people can respect this, I HOPE!! Nicole, I need to know from you, will you... HAZE: I know how this FEELS, JR!! JR: Asking someone is nerve racking ENOUGH, but in THIS type of relationship... BERYL: Nicole, will you...MARRY ME?!! JR: OH MY GOD!! KING: THERE IT IS!! HAZE: SHE HAD THE NERVE TO ASK IT!! JR: WILL SHE SAY YES?! SERENITY: Beryl, I know that you are having hopes and all, but I'm afraid that I have to choice but to say...YES, I WILL!! KING: AHHH!! WHAT THE HECK?! JR: SHE SAID YES!! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!! THIS IS A FIRST IN THE CARTOON WRESTLING FEDERATION!! HAZE: SOMETHING HAS TO COME FROM THIS!! I'M SURE SOMEONE IS OBJECTING TO THIS TYPE OF MARRAGE, GUYS!! JR: WELL DAMN THEM IF THEY DO, BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT, IF YOU ASK ME ABOUT IT!! THEY ARE GETTING MARRIED!! WHAT A NIGHT THIS HAS BEEN, AND WE'RE NOT DONE YET!! KING: AFTER THIS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE COULD TOP THIS!! Switch to the back, where Death Drop is coming out for his match. JR: Coming up next, Misty vs. Death Drop. What a night this has been, and something tells me that we haven't seen anything yet. We'll be right back. Go to a break, then come back. Death Drop's music starts, and he comes out to the ring. JR: Welcome back to RAW, everyone, and as Death Drop comes out for his match against Misty, we want to take you back to what we heard just a few moments ago. Queen Beryl had, well, PROPOSED to Serenity, and she answered YES to her proposal. They show the reply, then come back to ringside. KING: Let me tell you, JR, I've never seen anything like that in my LIFE!! HAZE: I wasn't even EXPECTING hr to ask Serenity that. JR: never in my 20 years in this business have I seen such a thing take place as what we have just witnessed tonight, and tonight, CWF RAW is brought to you by priceline.com. Name your price and save on airfare, hotels, and more. KING: And by Fram Oil Filters. Pay a little now, or pay a LOT later. HAZE: And by 20th Century FOX's Titan A.E., coming to theaters this summer, film is not yet rated. JR: And Death Drop will be up against Misty here, and after what we have seen here tonight, you need to be aware that we still have a Hardcore match coming up in which Sailor Moon said that she was looking to CRIPPLE her own BROTHER, Casto Sommers. KING: In MY mind, it's going to take a whole heckuvia lot to top what I've just seen, but in any event, HERE WE GO!! JR: Death Drop against Misty, and this is going to not...wait a minute, Cyclops is coming BACK towards the ring, and IMMEDIATLY, Death Drop is seeing him, and Misty...LOW BLOW, THE REFEREE DIDN'T SEE IT, AND MISTY HAS DEATH DROP, AND...SPINNING POWERSLAM, TWO, THIS THINGSA OVER, THANKS TO CYCLOPS, AND...WAIT A MINUTE, SAILOR MERCURY IS COMING IN, AND THIS IS A TWO ON ONE OCCASION AGAINST CYCLOPS HERE, AND... Switch to the back, where Sailor Moon is looking for anything she can find for the upcoming match. HAZE: Here we go. JR: Coming up next, she says that she wants to cripple her brother. Will it happen Sailor Moon vs. Sailor Vulture, NEXT!! They take their final commercial break (trust me, we'll need all the time we can GET), and then come back. Sailor Moon's music starts, and she comes out with a dumpster full of weapons. JR: UH OH! HAZE: Little by little, I'm getting even more worried about Casto's chances of coming out of this unscaved. KING: And after everything that we have seen tonight, I can't think of one solitary THING that could top ANYTHING of what we have been seeing. JR: Well, King, I think that you will be SURPRISED, because I think that we are about to see one hall of a match, and we have taken all of our commerical breaks, because we are going to need all the time that we can GET for this match. We are going uncommercialized from here on out. HAZE; You'll be able to see this match in it's entirety. KING: CAN she cripple her brother, JR?! JR: She SAYS that she can, King, but to tell you the truth, she is going to need to do a LOT in order to do that. Sailor Vulture's music comes on, and he comes out to the ring. KING: UH OH!! AHH!! JR: HERE HE COMES!! HE'S NOT GOING TO WASTE ANY TIME, AND A SLUGFEST IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! KING: This is a sibling rivalry we are seeing here..LOOKOUT!! HAZE: MY GOD, GUYS!! THEY ALMOST KNOCKED OUT OUR TABLE HERE!! JR: Sailor Moon SENDS VULTURE TO THE UNFORGIVING STEEL STEPS, AND HERE SHE GOES TO THE WEAPONS, AND SHE HAS SOMETHING IN HER HAND!! KING: WHAT DO THEY CALL THOSE THINGS?! JR: THEY CALL THEM A CHARLSTON CHEW, AND THOSE THINGS CAN STRANGLE THE HELL OUT OF YOU IN A HURRY, AND SAILOR MOON USES IT ON VULTURE!! REMEMBER, THIS IS HARDCORE RULES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! HAZE: VULTURE IS TRYING TO FIGHT TO GET A BREATH THERE!! JR: AND FINALLY, MOON LETS VULTURE GO, AND WHAT IS SERENA GETTING NOW?!! KING: SHE'S GETTING A CATTLE PROD!! JR: MOON HAS THAT CATTLE PROD WITH HER, AND..VULTURE IS FIGHTING BACK HERE!! KICKS TO THE MIDSECTION, DDT OUTSIDE, AND NOW A COVER, TWO, KICKOUT AFTER TWO..OH, SAILOR MOON GETS HER BROTHER IN THE HEAD WITH THAT CATTLE...MY GOD, MOON IS SHOCKING THE HELL OUT OF VULTURE, AND VULTURE IS GETTING HURT SEVEARLY IN THE EARLY ON HERE!! KING: I DON'T THINK THAT VULTURE CAN LAST IN THIS MATCH TOO MUCH LONGER ALREADY...UH OH!! JR: SERENA HAS A GOD DAMN STOP SIGN, AND...DOWN ON THE HEAD OF VUTLURE WITH THAT THING, AND AGAIN!! VULTURE IS GETING HAMMERED HERE, AND...OH NO!! HAZE: JR, I HOPE THAT WASN'T A REMINDER FOR SERENA TO GET A SLEDGEHAMMER!! JR: IT WASN'T, BUT SHE HAS ONE, AND VULTURE IS OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ENTRANCE RAMP HERE!! AND MOON IS GETTING VULTURE BACK INTO THE RING, AND BACK INTO THE RING THEY GO, AND...HITS VULTURE IN THE HEAD ONCE AGAIN WITH THAT HANDLE TO THAT HAMMER THERE, AND..OH NO!! HAZE: REMEMBER WHEN SHE SAID THAT SHE WANTED TO CRIPPLE HER BROTHER?! JR: DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME THAT SHE IS GOING TO...OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD! SAILOR MOON JUST HAMMERED THE BACK OF THAT KNEE WITH THAT DAMN SLEDGEHAMMER...NOT AGAIN!! MY GOD!! MY GOD!! KING: OH MY GOD!! HAZE: EVEN I WOULD WANT TO STOP THIS NOW!! JR: SHE IS GOING OUT OF CONTROL HERE!! MOON NOW, WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER!! WILL YOU PLEASE GET REID OF THAT THING, SERENA...OH NO, THE OTHER KNEE WITH THAT HAMMER!! GOD DAMN IT, SOMEONE STOP THIS THING...OH MY GOD, I THINK I JUST HEARD A BONE JUST GET CRUSHED!! HAZE: I HEARD IT!! KING: SO DID I, JR!! JR: AND SAILOR MOON IS NOW TRYING AS HARD AS SHE CAN TO MAKE SURE THAT WE NEVER EVER SEE HER BIG BROTHER AGAIN IN THE CARTOON WRESTLING FEDERATION!! MY GOD, WE KNOW THAT WE NOW HAVE THE FATAL FOUR WAY MATCH WITH THE ROCK NOW IN IT THANKS TO MOON'S DAUGHTER, REENIE, WE HAVE BERYL AND SERENITY ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED, AND NOW WE HAVE ONE HELL OF A RUTHLESS ASSULT FROM ONE SAILOR MOON ON HER OWN DAMN BROTHER, TRYING TO TAKE HIM OUT PERMANITLY!! WHAT A HELL OF A NIGHT WE HAVE...OH NO, WHAT IS SHE GETTING NOW?! HAZE: SOMEONE BETTER CALL AN AMBULANCE NOW!! CASTO IS GOING TO NEED IT!! KING: I'M STARTING TO AGREE...UH OH!! JR: A DAMN TIRE IRON IS WHAT SHE HAS NOW, AND...DOWN ON THAT KNEE AGAIN, AND...ON THE HEAD OF VULTURE, AND LOOK AT ALL OF THE BLOOD THAT IS SETHING DOWN THE FACE OF HER BROTHER!! DAMN IT, REF, STOP THIS MATCH!! KING: I'M GOING TO AGREE WITH YOU JR, SOMEONE HAS TO STOP THIS!! HAZE: AND HERE COMES SOME HELP FOR HIM!! JR: IN THE FORM OF SAILOR PLUTO!! PLUTO IS...OH NO!! SAILOR MOON JUST LAID OUT PLUTO WITH THAT TIRE IRON!! WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE, AND SAILOR MOON IS JUST LAYING OUT PLUTO AND CASTO!! MOON IS TRYING TO CRPPLE HIM, BUT I DON'T SEE ANY PURPOSE OTHER THAN TO CAUSE HIM TO HAVE A LIVING HELL!! AND EARL HEBNER HAS THE POWER TO STOP THIS DAMN MATCH, BUT WHY ISN'T HE DOING IT?! KING: HE HAS NO POWER, HE CAN'T STOP THE MATCH!! THIS IS HARDCORE RULES!! I MEAN, I WANT THIS MATCH STOPPED MYSELF, BUT WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT, AND NEITHER CAN HE, I AFRAID!! HAZE: LOOK AT THIS, THOUGH!! JR: HERE COMES DARKPOWER, THE CEO OF THIS DAMN COMPANY, AND FINLLY, HE'S SAYING TO STOP THIS MATCH!! HAZE: IT'S ABOUT TIME!! JR: THE BELL HAS RUNG, AND SAILOR MOON IS ANGRY, AND IS LOOKING RIGHT AT DARKPOWER!! HAZE: THIS IS GOING TO GET UGLY IN A HURRY!! JR: AND...MOON JUST STRUCK DP IN THE HEAD WITH THE TIRE IRON, AND..OH WAIT A MINTUE, PLUTO GETTING BACK..KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, OH NO...RUNNING, POWERBOMB!! THIS IS GETTING TOTALLY OUT OF HAND HERE, AND SHE HAS THE MIC!! MOON: HEY, JUSTIN, I TOLD YOU THAT I WOULD CRIPPLE MY BROTHER, AND I DID THAT!! NOW HOW WOULD YOU LIKE FOR ME TO CRIPPLE YOU, HUH?! YOU'RE BIRTHDAY IS THIS THURSDAY, BUT YOU WON'T BE AROUND TO SEE IT!! JR: AND SAILOR MOON, LAYING IT OUT ON THE CEO...OH NO, NOT AGAIN!! KING: THAT SLEDGEHAMMER AGAIN!! JR: THIS HAS GOT TO STOP, AND HERE COMES THE REST OF THE REFREE RESERVES TO TRY TO GET THIS THING UNDER CONTROL, AND..THEY ARE AFRAID TO GET CLOSE TO THE RING... MOON: [screaming at the top of her lungs] TRY IT!! TRY TO STOP ME, YOU STUPID ASSHOLES!! I'LL HIT YOU WITH THIS DAMN THING, I SWEAR TO GOD!! I'M TIRED OF EVERYONE TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!! YOU WANT TO GET AT ME, COME AND GET ME!! KING: OH MY GOD, JR!! HAZE: THIS IS THE MOST FRIGHTINING MOODS I HAVE EVER SEEN HER IN, JR!! JR: MY GOD, SOMETHING MUST HAVE REALLY GOTTEN TO HER OVER THE COURSE OF THE NIGHT!! AND THEY ARE FINALLY GETTING CASTO THE HELL OUT OF THAT RING TO SAFTEY, AND THE PARAMEDICS ARE GETTING HIM AS FAR AWAY FROM HIS SISTER AS POSSIBLE!! HAZE: SHE'S ARMED AND DANGEROUS, AND SHE'S CAPABLE OF ANYTHING!! KING: THEY ARE GETTING OUT OF IOWA!! JR: THEY ARE GETTING OUT OF THIS ARENA, AND SAILOR MOON ISN'T GOING AFTER HIM, AND IN THE FRAME OF MIND SHE IS IN, IT SURPISES ME THAT SHE DIDN'T MOVE FROM THAT RING!! HAZE: ARE WE GETTING A CAMERA BACK THERE?! Switch to the back, where Casto is being carried out on a strecher to the ambulance. JR: We are following Casto to the ambulance. Get him as far away from here as possible, and he's loaded into the ambulance, and the paramedics are telling the driver to go... The man rolls down the window...IT'S DARIEN SHIELDS DRIVING!! JR: OH MY GOD!! THAT'S DARIEN AKA TUXEDO MASK!! HE'S IN THE DRIVER SEAT, AND HERE COMES SERENA OUT OF HER SAILOR MOON UNIFORM, AND SHE'S GETTING INTO THE PASSENGER SIDE!! WHAT IN THE HELL IS ALL OF THIS?! KING: WHERE ARE THEY GOING TO GO WITH HIM?! JR: I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN HERE!! GOD DAMN IT, I KNOW THAT THEY ARE BACK TOGETHER, BUT NO ONE THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE WITH THIS NEW ATTITUDE!! THIS SICKINING AND DISGUSTING AND DOWNRIGHT HEINOUS WAY OF THINKING!! WHERE ARE THEY GOING WITH HIM AND THAT AMBULANCE?! THIS IS DOWNRIGHT HEINOUS!! They go off the air. See you Thursday.