CWF RAW WEEK #36 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com, WaSP G0LD@aol.com, BAClend@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler King Kai BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole Michael Haze The New Guy RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: Staples Center, Los Angelis, CA WEB SITE: http://officialcwf.cjb.net ______________________________________________________ [begin RAW opening] SINGER:..................IT'S THE LIFE IN THE BOX THAT DRAWS TO ME!! TAKE THE JUMP, IN THE ARM IS THE SOUL OF ME!! REAL FAR, YOU WOULDN'T SEE ME LAYIN' FACE DOWN!! .......................... ...................................................ONE WOULD HAVE A THORN IN YOUR EYE!! [end RAW opening] After the last of the intro movie peels away to the crowd on hand tonight, the pyros start up, and then end, and then we see the many fans on hand for the night tonight. After a minute or so of this, JR starts commentary. JR: THINGS ARE REALLY STARTING TO HEAT UP IN THIS JOURNEY, AS WE GET CLOSER AND CLOSER TO BACKLASH, WE ARE LIVE AT THE STAPLES CENTER IN LA. JIM ROSS ALONGSIDE JERRY THE KING LAWLER AND KING KAI AT RINGSIDE!! Tuxedo Mask and Serena's music starts, and they come out to the ring, surrounded by the many boos in the crowd. KAI: I'm intereshted to hear how they are going to explain theshe recent actionsh ash of late. JR: I'll tell you what, when Smack Down went off the air this past Thursday night, there was carnage in the ring and out of the ring, courtesy of both of those two, and they weren't the only ones in that carnage. Triple H was also a culprit in that, and one has to wonder wether him and these two are in cohoots. KING: Wait a minute, JR, you don't know that for sure. I mean, let's face it, yeah, Triple H wants that title shot, and will stop at nothing to GET it, but you would actually THINK that he would enlist the services of Serena and Darien?! KAI: Never shtopped him bwefore. JR: Listen to this capasidy crowd, another sell-out crowd on hand tonight. MASK: LAST... CROWD: ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE,.... KING: OH, LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE!! KAI: I WOULD SHAY THE EXACT SHAME THING ABWOUT THESHE TWO!! JR: This crowd, all over them tonight. MASK: LAST THURSDAY, WAS JUST THE START OF WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO EACH AND EVERYONE WHO STANDS IN OUR WAY!! LAST MONDAY, IT STARTED WITH CASTO!! LAST THURSDAY, GREEN KNIGHT, IT CONTINUED WHEN WE PUT YOUR SORRY ASS INTO THE HOSPITAL, AND POSSIBLY TO STAY, WE HOPE!! TONIGHT, WE ARE GOING TO CONTINUE THIS PUNISHMENT!! TONIGHT, WE START RACKING UP A LIST OF EVERYONE THAT WE TAKE OUT OF THE CARTOON WRESTING FEDERATION!! Crowd boos. MASK: I HAVE A LIST OF MY OWN PEOPLE THAT I WANT OUT OF THIS BUSINESS, AND SERENA, I KNOW THAT YOU YOURSELF HAVE A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO YOU WANT OUT OF THIS BUSINESS!! Mask hands it over to Serena. JR: What in the hell does she mean by THAT?! SERENA: TONIGHT, WE START MY LIST!! MY LIST STARTS OFF WITH MY MOTHER, QUEEN SLUT, OR, SHOULD I SAY, AFTER WHAT I SAW LAST MONDAY, QU--- ----- - ------- ------ ---!! Crowd boos. JR: OH COME ON!! KING: WOW!! KAI: THAT WASHN'T NECESSHARY AT ALL!! SERENA: THEN IT CONTINUES WITH MY DEVIL DAUGHTER, REENIE, AND HER NEW FOUND FRIEND, THE ROCK... Crowd boos. JR: What a heinous thing to say about her own DAUGHTER!! SERENA: And to be ranked on my list is...well, let's get it going right now. I want to bring out someone who says that I BROUGHT into this business, The New Guy.. JR: Wait a minute. KING: The New Guy?! TNG comes out to the ring. SERENA: Oh, so I seee that you knew that I wanted you to come out here to start with this thing. Well, New Guy, come on out here. Don't be shy. JR: I don't like the way THIS is turning out one BIT. KING: Me neither, JR!! KAI: New Guy,I don't advishe going into that ring, if you know what'sh good for you. JR: Too late. He's already in the ring. I'm a little worried about what is going to happen here tonight if that devil couple get their way here tonight. SERENA: Okay, NG, now that you are in the ring, I want to point something out here. First off, you know what I talk about when I say that...well, I MADE YOU!! Crowd boos. JR: PLEEZE!! SERENA: If it wasn't for ME, you're ass would've been sitting at a local radio station somewhere in Ohio. KING: UH OH!! KAI: Well, she DID dishcover him, bwut I don't know abwout her MAKING him. SERENA: I brought you into this company, and taught you the rules of this business. Hell, people started to like you more than ME when I was doing that lonly commentary from ringside, which, by the way, I can topple Good Ol' JR in a HEARTBEAT in!! JR: No comment!! SERENA: So, how about, for once, you start giving and showing some respect for the person who GOT you into the CWF, ME!! [crowd boos] I MEAN, I SHOULD BE GETTING YOUR PAYCHECKS!! I SHOULD BE THE ONE GETTING YOUR GLORY AND YOUR POPULARITY!! IN SHORT, I AM YOUR GODDESS, AND YOU WILL OBEY BY ME AND ME ONLY!! Crowd boos. JR: OH COME ON!! KAI: JR, I DON'T LIKE THE SHOULDSH OF THISH!! SHE'SH LOSHING IT AGAIN!! SERENA: NOW, WHAT I WANT FOR YOU TO DO IS GET DOWN ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES AND BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, FOR THE ONE WHO MADE YOU WHO YOU ARE TODAY!! KING: WAIT A MINUTE!! SERENA: [getting louder] I SAID, DO IT, NOW!! JR: Don't DO IT, New Guy. SERENA: I said, get DOWN!! She then kicks him south of the border, and he falls in pain. JR: OH MY GOD!! KING: SHE AIMED PERFECTLY IN THAT!! SERENA: THERE YOU GO!! NOW YOU WILL KNOW EXACTLY WHO IT WAS THAT MADE YOU, WASN'T IT!! YOU KNOW NOW WHO IT WAS THAT CAN TAKE YOU OUT OF THE CARTOON WRESTLING FEDERATION JUST AS FAST AS SHE GOT YOU HERE!! LIKE THESE ASSHOLE FANS, YOU MEAN NOTHING TO ME!! Crowd boos relentlessly. JR: MAN!! SERENA: WHAT, YOU GUYS HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?! I BET THAT NONE OF YOU HAVE ANY GUTS TO COME ON OUT HERE AND CHALLENGE ME, DO YOU!! BASICALLY, YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO FACE ME!! IN FACT...[she spots some guy who is booing her] WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, FAT ASS?! JR: THIS IS ENOUGH, DAMN IT!! KAI: I AGREE, JR!! THISH ISH GOING WAY TOO FAR HERE!! SERENA: You don't look like YOU can face me. In fact, if you came into this ring right now, I wouldn't be kicking your ass, I would be KILLING your ass here on the SPOT... BG: IF YOU SMMEEELLLLLLLLLL..........WHAT THE ROCK......IS COOKIN'!! The Rock comes out to the ring, with an auntorague of cheers from the crowd. JR: YES!! FINALLY, THE ROCK IS HERE!! HE HAS COME, AND SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT THE ROCK IS NOT HAPPY WITH WHAT IS TRANSPIRING HERE TONIGHT IN LA!! KING: LISTEN TO THIS CROWD, JR!! THEY ARE UNBELIEVABLY BEHIND THE ROCK!! KAI: HOW ISH IT THAT THAT DOESHN'T SHURPRISHE ME!! CROWD: ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY... JR: There it is. That shows where the fans are alligned at. ROCK: Serena, you come out here week after week, and run your mouth, saying of how you are going to get back at everyone. Well, The Rock says...well he says that HE CAN WIPE A MONKEY'S ASS WITH WHAT YOU CAN DO!! [crowd cheers] KING: AHHH!! ROCK: And the Rock also says that you can go suck on a monkey's nipple, and Tuxedo PIMP can go lick a llama's ANUS!! KING: AHH!! He called Tuxedo Mask a pimp AND a llama licker, in the SAME SENTENCE!! KAI: He'sh GOOD!! ROCK: But the Rock is sick and tired of hearing you so moan, complain, bitch, whatever, about how you are going to cripple everyone in the CWF!! Well, The Rock says that there is one part of the CWF that you can't cripple. Someone who will be in your face for ever and ever, and that someone who you couldn't POSSIBLY cripple is...THE PEOPLE!! Crowd cheers. SERENA: You don't THINK that I can cripple them tonight. How about I just take care of another person that was on my list, which is YOU, and my bastard daughter, Reenie, tonight in LA!! KING: WHAAA...?! JR: I don't BELIEVE it. Is Serena challenging her daughter and the ROCK, TONIGHT?! ROCK: Serena, the Rock says that he accepts the challenge, and that girl wouldn't HESITATE to get in there, and give you the biggest smack down that your BITCHY, NO GOOD, STANKY SLUT, CANDY ASS, HAS EVER SEEN!! [crowd cheers]. KING: AHHH!! KAI: ALL RIGHT!! That will get intereshting in a hurry. ROCK: IF YOU SMMEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLALALLALALALALOW!!! What the Rock.... CROWD: Is cookin'!! ROCK:.................................................................. ...........IS COOKIN!! He leaves. SERENA: Yeah, that is R... Sailor Mars' music comes on, and she comes out to the ring. JR: Wait a minute, now. This is the SECOND person that has came out to the ring in the time span that Moon has spewed her mouth. KAI: NOW we are gonna hear from the THIRD pershon in this puzzle. KING: What is SHE gonna say to everyone?! MARS: FIRST OF ALL, SAILOR MOON, LET ME REMIND YOU OF WHO HOLDS THE CWF TITLE, WHICH, OF COURSE, IS ME... All of a sudden, the No Chance In Hell music starts, and out comes Mr. Vince McMahon, surrounded by boos. JR: Wait a minute. That's Vince McMahon's music, but what in the hell does HE want out here?! KING: I don't know, but whatEVER it is, it's won't be good for MARS KAI: I AGREE!! VINCE: Well, Sailor Mars, you seem so SUDDEN to say that you are the CWF Champion, that is, after TONIGHT, because you have a title match right there in that very ring TONIGHT!! JR: What?! VINCE: Tonight, you will have a put up or shut up match. Tonight, you will have a match for the CWF World Title against...SAILOR JUPITER!! JR: WAIT A MINUTE!! KING: ALRIGHT!! KAI: THAT'SH NOT RIGHT!! KING: NEVER STOPPED MCMAHON BEFORE!! VINCE: THE LOSER IS OUT OF THE FATAL FOUR WAY MATCH AT BACKLASH!! JR: This is DEFINITLY not what we had in mind tonight. VINCE: And you WILL have this match tonight, or you will be FIRED ON THE SPOT by ME!! KAI: BWUT...?! VINCE: Oh, and about your precious Darkpower. WE took care of him, didn't we?! SERENA: We SURE DID, VINCE!! VINCE: Have a nice DAY!! [his music plays] JR: This is DEFNITLY not right. Where is the CEO of the CWF when we NEED him?! KING: I don't know, but somehow, I think that they did SOMETHING to him to make sure that he was not here tonight. KAI: I don't even WANT to imagine what they could've done to him. JR: They could've kissed their JOBS goodbye if they did what they statement propsed, but what about the matches that were just announced. A title matchup here tonight. Sailor Mars versus her friend, Sailor Jupiter, and no one is happy because of that one. KAI: And alsho, are you SHERIOUSH. Shailor Moon wantsh to take on Reenie and the ROCK tonight. KING: Defninitly something that I want to see if she can do. Switch to the back, where Gohan is coming out to the ring. JR: And coming up next, Gohan is going to take on Bradshaw of the Ackolytes, and the SEA Title is on the line, NEXT!! They go to a break, then come back. The Ackolytes' music starts up, and Bradshaw comes out to the ring. JR: Welcome back, and something tells me that this is only going to be tougher than the other two that he faced for the SEA Title so far. KING: Right. He faced two contenders so far, and the second one was tougher than the first one, but I don't know about this one bit. KAI: I have a bwad feeling abwout thish night. Thish could turn out to bwe one hellish night. JR: You have that right, Kai, and ladies and gentlemen, Catroil GTX presents CWF Backlash, live from the Joe Louis Arena in Detroit, Michigan, April 30th, and only on Pay-Per-View. And here come Gohan, and this is not going to be for the faint at heart, people. Gohan is slugging out Bradshaw, and BRADSHAW JUST PUSHED HIM, AND GOHAN GOT FLOWN ABOUT 30 FEET TO THE TURNBUCKLE, AND HERE GOES BRADSHAW, AND THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE PRETTY, as Bradshaw...RAMS THAT KNEE RIGHT INTO GOHAN'S FACE, AND THAT HAS TO TAKE A LOT OUT OF GOHAN!! KING: I would say. Something that Gohan should be aware of. JR: Bradshaw, now, back to work on Gohan, and to the ropes, and...up, and OVER WITH THAT BACK BODY DROPPED!! KAI: I THINK THAT GOHAN SHAW SHOME PLANESH FLY BWY DURING THAT FIGHT!! JR: This does not look too good for Gohan right now. Bradshaw, now, going back to work on...HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, THERE'S ASH!! KAI: HE'SH HERE TO SHAVE HISH ADOPTIVE BRO, I HOPE!! JR: I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE WANTS, BUT THE HELPING PART COULDN'T HURT RIGHT ABOUT NOW, AS BRADSHAW IS STARTING TO MAKE A CUT RIGHT ONTO GOHAN WITH THOSE PUNCHES, AND ASH IS STARTING TO LOSE PAITENCE!! KING: GO AWAY, ASH, LET HIM FIGHT!! JR: I DON'T THINK THAT HE IS GOING TO DO THAT ANYTIME SOON, AND NOW HERE COMES GOHAN FIGHTING BACK WITH EVERYTHING THAT HE HAS, AND...SHOT SOUTH OF THE BORDER, BUT REFEREE TIM WHITE SAW IT, AND THE BELL IS SOUNDING!! KAI: OH NO!! A DQ THERE!! KING: GOHAN GOT OUT OF IT, BUT NOT THE WAY THAT HE WANTED!! JR: BRADSHAW WILL WIN THIS MATCH FROM A DQ, BUT HE IS NOT GOING TO GET THAT TITLE, SINCE A TITLE IN THE CWF CAN'T CHANGFE HANDS ON A DISQUALIFICATION, AND I THINK THAT THAT HAS TO SET AT LEAST SOME COMFORT WITH GOHAN!! Switch to the back, where Yulee is running somewhere. JR: Wait a minute, where is Yulee headed? Yulee then finds Reenie. YULEE: Reenie! REENIE! REENIE: [disgusted] What do YOU want? YULEE: I just wanna tell you what I saw Gohan doing! REENIE: Gohan? KING: GOHAN?! REENIE: Like what? YULEE: Well... Yulee whispers something in Reenie's ear, and she gets VERY angry. REENIE: WHY, THAT NO GOOD, TWO-TIMING...URRRGH! Reenie storms off, nearly knocking over Yulee. KING: AAAH! KAI: ISH THISH ABWOUT GOHAN?! JR: I DON'T WANNA KNOW! WHAT WAS GOHAN DOING THAT HAS REENIE HAVE UPSET! KING: WHAT COULD THEY HAVE BEEN DOING?! JR: I have no unearthly idea, but something is not right in THIS little bunch. Switch to another part in the back, where Sailor Mars is trying to find DP. MARS: HEY JUSTIN, WHERE ARE YOU?! GOD HELP ME IF THEY'VE DONE ANYTHING TO HIM!! JR: MARS, LOOKING FOR DARKPOWER, HER LOVER, AND ALSO THE CEO OF THIS COMPANY!! SHE'S WORRIED THAT SOMETHING HAPPENED TO HIM, BUT WHAT COULD THEY HAVE DONE WITH HIM?! KING: DON'T FORGET THAT SHE HAS A TITLE MATCH TONIGHT, JR!! Switch to still ANOTHER part in the back, or, in this case...RIKISHI'S ASS!! KING: [on sight of Rikishi's backside] AHHH!! JR: Coming up next, it'll be Rikishi vs. Talpa!! KAI: And Talpa may get a tashte of Rikishi'sh BWACKSHIDE!! KING: I HOPE not!! JR: That is NEXT!! They go to a break, then come back in the back, where Gohan is pacing back and forth. Yulee runs up to him. GOHAN: [steely gaze] What do YOU want?! YULEE: [nervous] Well, I just heard Heather talking smack on you a while ago. GOHAN: Heather?! YULEE: Yep-yep! Gohan pauses in disbelief. GOHAN: Like what? Yulee whispers something in Gohan's ear. GOHAN: WHAT? [as he leaves] You better not be lying to me! Gohan runs off, leaving a smiling Yulee behind. Go back to ringside, where Too Cool's music starts playing, and out comes Rikishi, ready for battle against Talpa. KING: UH OH, JR!! Remember when Kai said that this was going to be a caotic NIGHT?! I think that it could happen. JR: Now GOHAN has got some info about HEATHER from Yulee, and something has GOT to be up with THIS. KAI: I agree, bwut I would have no IDEA ash to WHAT. JR: In any event, Rikishi is in the ring, as he is schedualed to take on Talpa. KAI: Thish will bwe the firsht time that they faced each other. JR: That is true, Kai. And this will be interesting to see how these two behemoths collide in that ring, and here comes Talpa, and this match is just about set to get underway here...folks, I've been told that Serena and Darien are looking for Ari in the Arena tonight. KAI: OH NO, JR, don't you tell me that HE'SH on that lisht that thoshe two were talking abwout. JR: He very well could be on that list that she was talking about, althought I would hope that is not the case, and here we go now. Both of these two men weight well over 400 pounds. This will be real interesting to see what happens here. Rikishi now with stiff right to the sternem of the former champion of the formet DWA. Dynasty Wrestling Alliance. KING: The WHO?! JR: You never heard of them. They went under in about a YEAR, but he was the champion for a time there, as Rikishi is unloading all over the former DWA champ, and Rikishi's got him into that corner. KAI: You know what COULD bwe next... KING: Don't you REMIND either me or HIM what this could set up. JR: Well, Talpa is down on that turnbuckle, and...UH OH! KING: OH NO!! KAI: GET READY FOR A FACE FULL OF ASSH!! JR: Rikishi, backing IT UP!! TALPA GETING A FACEFULL OF THAT POSTERIER OF RIKISHI!! KING: [gagging] OH MY GOD!! KAI: I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, KING!! THAT CAN'T BWE PLEASHENT!! JR: AND TALPA IS LOOKING LIKE HE IS ABOUT TO VOMIT!! KING: WELL, SO AM I!! JR: RIKISHI, SOAKING UP THAT FANBASE, AND...TURNED AROUND, AND PAYED FOR WHAT HE DID BY GETTING A FACE FULL OF THE CANVAS THANKS TO TALPA AND THAT CLOSELINE, AND TALPA, IN CONTROL OF RIKISHI HERE!! KAI: PAYING RIKISHI BWACK FOR THAT FACE OF ASS!! JR: MIGHT AS WELL CALL IT THAT, AS HE..LIFTS UP RIKISHI FOR A BACK BODY DROP!! 2, AND ONLY A COUNT OF 2!! Serena and Darien, still looking for Ari in the back, and we should mention that Sailor Mars is STILL looking for the CEO of this company. That devil couple has ALREADY taken out Green Knight last THURSDAY...SAMOAN DROP ON RIKISHI, TWO, AND KICKOUT AT TWO!! They took out GK on Smack Down last Thursday, and they might have gotten to DP. God knows what could happen when they FIND ARI, AND WHAT GREAT AGILITY FOR THE 6 FOOTER THAT IS TALPA WITH THAT SPINNING HEEL KICK, TWO, KICKOUT AFTER TWO, AND TALPA IS GETTING A LITTLE ANNOYED BY ALL OF THESE NEAR FALLS HERE!! KAI: And don't forget abwout whatever Yulee shaid to thoshe two, Reenie and Gohan, that go them upshet. THAT ish gonna explode at SHOME point tonight. JR: Rikishi, trying to get some sort of momentum that he lost earleir in this matchup, and..SHOLDER BREAKER ON RIKISHI!! Talpa, not only showing the quickness, but this stength, this...wait a mintue, look who's up on the stage. KING: TRISH STRATUS!! KAI: WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?! KING: WHO CARES, KAI!! WOOOHOOO!! JR: TRISH HAS AN EYE ON...TALPA!! KING: WHAT?! JR: Trish has that eye fixated on Talpa, and Tapla sees Trish standing there. KAI: I don't know ANYTHING ash to what thish ish all abwout. JR: Neither do I, but in the meantime, Talpa is doing a number on Rikishi...POWERBOMB ON RIKISHI, AND THE COVER, 2, AND 3!! THIS MATCH IS OVER, AND IT SEEMS THAT TRISH IS HAPPY THAT TALPA WON THAT MATCHUP!! KING: THERE'S ANOTHER MATCHUP THAT I WOULD LIKE FOR HER TO BE INTERESTED IN, BUT WE CAN TALK ABOUT THAT LATER!! KAI: EASHY THERE!! JR: TRISH IS GETTING IN THE RING, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS INTEREST IN TALPA FOR SOME REASON OR OTHER!! KING: Of all of the people she picks to be interested in, she picks...uh oh, JR. Look who ELSE is out here. JR: Buh Buh and D-Von, those Damn Dudley Boyz, and they have their eyes on Trish, but for DIFFERENT reasons. KAI: I don't like THAT look, JR!! JR: Me either, and Buh Buh is looking like they want to do something about that woman in the ring. KING: But look at Talpa. JR: He's getting in the way of the Dudleys, and if the Dudleys know what's good for them, they will stay out of the way of that big man in there, and that is exactly what they are doing there. KAI: I'm SHTILL wondering what Trish wantsh with Talpa. Switch to the back, where Heather is walking to her locker room. ???: Hey honey! Yulee comes into view. KAI: Not HIM again! HEATHER: What Yulee? YULEE: Dude, you should have HEARD what Reenie was saying about you a minute ago! HEATHER: Reenie?! Like what? Yulee whispers something in Heather's ear, and she gets VERY angry. HEATHER: Ohhh, that BITCH! Heather runs off. YULEE: Man, this is gonna be SWEET! He also takes off in a similar direction. Switch to another part in the back, where Sailor Mars is still searching for DP. MARS: My God, tell me you're okay, my love. PLEASE... Misty comes to Mars. MISTY: Hey, Raye, you're looking for your boyfriend? MARS: YEAH, HAVE YOU SEEN... MISTY: I have good news and bad news. The good is that I know where he is. MARS: What's the...OH MY GOD!! WHERE THE HELL IS HE?! MISTY: HE'S IN HIS LOCKER ROOM, BUT HE'S NOT OKAY AT ALL!! JR: MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL HAS HAPPENED HERE?! They go out of the camera's view, when Serena and Darien come into view, attacking Ari. JR: WAIT A MINUTE, SERENA AND DARIEN AGAIN!! THEY ARE ATTACKING THE HELL OUT OF ARI!! KING: ARI IS A BLOODY MESS!! KAI: AND LOOK AT WHAT IS CONVEINTLY AVALIABWLE TO THEM!! JR: THEY ARE STUFFING HIM INTO MASK'S TRUNK!! WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY GOING TO DO WITH ARI!! KAI: HE COULD SHUFFOCATE IN THERE!! JR: I DON'T LIKE THE LOOKS OF THIS NIGHT SO FAR, AND THIS NIGHT HAS ONLY BEGUN!! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!! They go to a break, then come back in DP's locker room. Let's just say that the phrase "DP is in a bloody mess" is an UNDERSTATEMENT to what he is in right now. JR: OH MY GOD!! KING: What in the world?! JR: Folks, we are back to RAW, and I have no unearthly idea why ANYONE could do this to the CEO of this company. KAI: I think that they could've gone too far here. KING: Look at his FACE, JR!! JR: I see it, not that I could RECONIZE it in all that blood he is covered in. MARS: [crying and screaming] COME ON, HURRY UP!! GET HIM SOMEPLACE SAFE FROM THOSE ASSHOLES!! MED. OFFICIAL: CALM DOWN, MISS!! MISTY: Please, Raye. They'll make sure that he'll be okay. MARS: [stroking DP's hair] JUSTIN, COME ON, BE OKAY!! PLEASE, CAN YOU HEAR ME?! WHO DID THIS TO YOU?! OFFICIAL: ALRIGHT, LET'S GET HIM TO THE HOSPITAL NOW!! They pick him up on the strecher, and carry him off to the ambulance. JR: Mars is obviously upset and deeply distrurbed, as you might suspect. KAI: Yeah, I would SHAY that she washn't happy abwout all of thish. The ambulance starts engine. MARS: Please be okay. I love you. The ambulance drives off. Mars quickly turns around, and cries into Misty's sholder. Misty consults Mars. MISTY: DON'T WORRY, RAYE!! HE'LL BE OKAY!! MARS: I'M GONNA GET THOSE BASTARDS!! THEY WANT TO DO THAT TO MY BOYFRIEND?! MISTY: CALM DOWN, RAYE, YOU HAVE THAT TITLE MATCH TONIGHT... MARS: SCREW THAT TITLE MATCH, MISTY!! I'M GONNA KILL TONIGHT, I SWEAR TO GOD THAT I'M GONNA HURT WHOEVER INJURED MY DEAR LOVE!! [she storms off] MISTY: I hope that you will be alright, DP!! Mars, if I can't stop you, then I'll say, GET THOSE STINKIN' BASTARDS!! Switch to another part in the back, where Serena is coming out for her match against the Rock and Reenie. JR: Coming up next, it's going to be Sailor Moon against The Rock and her own daughter, Reenie. What will happen, when we come back. CWF RAW ? 2000 Cartoon Wrestling Federation.______________________________________________________ CWF WAR ZONE WEEK #36 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com, WaSP G0LD@aol.com, BAClend@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole Michael Haze RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: Staples Center, Los Angelis, CA WEB SITE: http://officialcwf.cjb.net ______________________________________________________ Start in the back Serenity and Beryl walking where they ran into Death Drop and Mercury. MERCURY: Your highness. I am glad I found you. SERENITY: Yes Ami, what done you want? MERCURY: I wanted to give you your wedding present. She hands over a small gift wraped box. MERCURY: Go on open it. She opned it to find a daimond neckless. SERENITY: Why it is lovely. MERCURY: Also thanks to you and Beryl, we have our own announcement, Were engaded. BERYL: That's wonderful, congrats Death Drop. DROP: Thank you. Mercury elbows him a little. DROP: Sign...Your highnesses. Serenity and Beryl walk off. MERCURY: See that wasn't so hard. DROP: I guess it wasn't, the things I do for you. MERCURY: Now there is only one thing to do down at the ring. Switch back to ringside, where Sailor Moon's music starts up, and she comes to the ring. JR: AMI AND DEATH DROP ARE ENGAGED, AS WELL?! KING: WHAT OTHER COUPLE IN THE CWF IS GOING TO BE ENGAGED!! JR: I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE IS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH THAT, BUT I ALSO KNOW THAT THIS MATCH IS NOT GOING TO BE PRETTY. SAILOR MOON AGAINST THE ROCK AND REENIE, AND TONIGHT, CWF RAW IS WAR IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY PRICELINE.COM, THE OFFICIAL AIRLINE PROVIDER OF THE CARTOON WRESTLING FEDERATION. KING: AND BY CHEF BOYARDEE!! OVERSTUFF YOURSELVES ON MONDAY NIGHTS WITH CHEF BOYARDEE AND THE CWF!! JR: AND BY FRAM AIR FILTERS!! WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CHANGED YOUR AIR FILTER!! Reenie's music starts, and she comes out to the ring. KING: This might be Reenie's last match if Serena has her way...AHHH!! JR: AND MOON IS GOING AND GOING TO WORK ON REENIE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!! AND INTO THE RING!! SHE WANTS TO GO AFTER REENIE WITHOUT THE ROCK THERE!! KING: AND LOOK AT HOW HARD SHE IS HITTING REENIE!! JR: REENIE IS IN BIG TROUBLE, TO THE TURNBUCKLE, AND...BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! KING: AND THIS IS NOT THE ONLY THING ON REENIE'S MIND RIGHT NOW, JR!! JR: SHE HAS WHATEVER YULEE TOLD HER ABOUT GOHAN EARLIER TONIGHT IN HER MIND, AND THAT HAS TO BE... BG: IF YOU SMEEEELLLLLLLL....WHAT THE ROCK.....IS COOKIN'!! The Rock comes out, and the Staples Center EXPLODES!! JR: THE STAPLES CENTER HAS EXPLODED HERE!! THE ROCK IS COMING INTO THE RING, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, THIS MATCH HAS EVENED UP IN ODDS, AS THE ROCK IS GOING ITO WORK, WHILE REENIE IS GETTING SOME REST ON THE...WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S HEATHER!! KING: WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?! JR: YULEE TOLD HER SOMETHING ABOUT REENIE EARLIER, AND I GUESS THIS IS THE RETRIBUTION FOR WHATEVER HE TOLD HER!! KING: THE ROCK IS STILL GOING ALL...UH OH!! JR: HE SEES HEATHER AND REENIE GOING AT IT, AND THIS IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE AT ANY MOMENT, AND...MOON MISINTERPRETED, AND IS GOING TO GET...ROCK BOTTOMED!! AND NOW...UH OH!! KING: SAILOR MOON IS GOING TO BE HURTING IN THE MORNING!! JR: IT'S THE...PEOPLE'S ELBOW, AND THAT IS IT, ONE, TWO, THREE!! THE MATCH IS OVER, BUT THE STORY IS OUTSIDE THE RING, WHICH IS HEATHER AND REENIE GOING AT IT!! KING: THEY AREN'T LETTING UP ANY, JR!! Switch to the back, where Death Drop is coming to the ring. JR: We heard that Drop is engaged to Mercury, and I guess he wants to make an announcement about it, when we come back. They go to a break, then come back. Death Drop music comes on and they make there way down to the ring. JR: Well, early in the night we found out that Death Drop and Mercury were also engaded to be married. It seems that love is in the air around in the CWF. KING: But why are they coming out now? JR: We are going to find out in just a sec King. DROP: As you found out, yes were are engaded. But there is one person right now that we must talk to before, So Cyclops come out here right now. JR: HE IS CALLING OUT DEATH DROP! KING: HERE HE COMES CYCLOPS NOW! Cyclops makes his way into the ring. DROP: Now Cyclops, we have been at each others throats for at least a month now. So there is only that Mercury told me to do, and that is this. KING: He is giving out his hand? JR: I think he wants to put and end to it. DROP: Time for us to stop this, I have better things to look forward to. Sages music comes on. KING: What does Sage have to do with this?! SAGE: Cut my music [Music stops] I was in the back listen to this with my DX pals, and this all most made me sick. Your stoping this cause you have better things to look forward to. What with that little SLUT by your side. JR: Oh come on now and DEATH DROP HAS LEFT THE RING! SAGE: NOW YOU STOP RIGHT THERE! IN THE SNAP OF MY FINGERS I CAN HAVE DX OUT HERE ON YOUR ASS AND YOU SLUT'S! JR: THAT WAS THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE CAMLES BACK IT IS DEATH DROP AND SAGE NOW! HE TOSSED SAGE IN THE RING, A THREE ON ONE! BUT THERE IS DX AND NOW THE NUMBERS ARE OUT WEIGHED! WHAT THERE IS PLUTO, PLUTO IS BACK AND WANTS PAY BACK FOR SMACKDOWN! THEY HAVE CLEARED THE RING, BUT DEATH DROP STILL WANT SAGE! DROP: HEY SAGE, YOU THINK YOUR A BIG MAN WELL HOW ABOUT ON SMACKDOWN I FACE YOU IN A STEEL CAGE MATCH, LET'S SEE HOW YOUR ARE ONE ON ONE! JR: Oh MAN!! SAGE: I am up for that. You and me, this Thursday, and you WILL feel my wrath when it happens. His music plays. KING: MY GOD!! JR: Mars vs. Jupiter, title on the line, and that is next. They go to their final commercial break, then come back, and Mars comes out to the ring. JR: Welcome back, and now we have taken all of our commercial break. We are staying here for the duration of this matchup, King. KING: And this is going to be a heck of a matchup, JR!! I mean, two friends have to put their friendship ASIDE for this matchup, and this is also for Sailor Mars' title. JR: This is going to get ugly in a hurry. We've alREADY seen a lot happen during this broadcast tonight. KING: And we may see a new CWF World Champion after tonight, JR. JR: We sure as hell CAN, and we also can see a friendship be anulled after tonight. Sailor Jupiter's music starts, and she comes out with mic in hand. JR: And here comes the challenger, and it looks like she has something to say, King. KING: You think I'm BLIND!! I see that mic in her hand. I know that she wants to say something, but WHAT?! JR: Well, I don't KNOW that one, King. I'm guessing that this is concerning the situation that is with this match. JUPITER: [now in the ring] Sailor Mars, you know more than me the meaning of this match. ANd I know that we're friends, but we're forced to wrestle, so, I would like to say, may the best woman win. She extends her hand. KING: How about THAT, JR?! MARS: Jupiter, I'm not in the mood to shake hands today, GET THAT DAMN THING OUT OF MY FACE BEFORE I PULL IT FROM YOUR BODY!! KING: WOAH!! JR: I think that she's all business tonight, and for good reason. And the bell rings, and here we go. Sailor Mars and Jupiter now, in a slugfest, and Jupiter gets the upper hand with the knee to the stomach of Mars. KING: Can you feel a title change happening, JR. JR: I am not saying anything, to the far side, and SWINGING NECK BREAKER!! Jupiter, to the ropes, missing with that legdrop, and now Mars has that leg that Jupiter useds on that fairled legdrop attempt, and now elbows TO that knee, trying to slow Jupiter down. KING: That is a good stragety, JR!! Get her off of that vertical base. JR: Sure as hell is, King. Mars, now, with a leg wrench there. Jupiter likes to use every part of her body, and those quick feet of hers can get you in a matter of seconds, but Sailor Mars, the focused indivisual that she is tonight, she is focusing on getting Jupiter beaten so she can move on to the other things on her mind. KING: This is the last thing that Mars wants to do right now, but she has to do it, or she is GONE. JR: Sailor Jupiter, being drug to the ropes, and Mars...CONTINUING TO WORK THAT LEFT LEG RIGHT INTO SUBMISSION HERE!! KING: Sailor Mars is FOCUSED tonight, JR!! She wants to get done with this match, and move on. JR: According to her, this is the least important thing on her mind right now, as she continues on her assult on Sailor Jupiter. This is not over yet, though. KING: I just thought of something, JR!! What if her anger gets to her, and she does something to Jupiter that she will regret for the rest of her LIFE?! JR: I'm guessing that's why Sailor Mars wants to get this thing overwith, so she doens't have to worry about that, and Mars is looking for the FireBird, BUT JUPITER COUNTERED INTO THE FISHERMAN'S SUPLEX, TWO, KICKOUT, AND I THOUGHT THAT WE HAD A NEW CWF CHAMPION THERE!! KING: IT'S GETTING SO CLOSE TO IT, JR!! ONLY A MATTER OF TIME NOW!! JR: Sailor Jupiter, trying to fight back with everything that she has. Right hands to the face of Mars, and irish whip to the near side, and CORKSCREW DROP KICK ON MARS, BUT SHE CAME DOWN ON THAT INJURED LEG THAT MARS GOT TO EARLIER IN THIS MATCHUP!! KING: Where is she going?! JR: She's going to the top, and she knows that she can get this done quickly, as well, seeing as Mars is not one hundred percent focused on this match alone. Sailor Jupiter, for the Jupitersault, and...MARS COUNTERED, GETTING THOSE KNEES UP THERE JUST IN TIME, AND JUPITER HAS GOT TO BE IN PAIN AFTER THAT, AND HER KNEE GOT BUCKLED UNDER, I THINK, AND SHE IS HURTING BADLY!! KING: I don't know if I was right on that title changing hands fact, JR!! JR: I only know that that leg has got to be getting to Sailor Jupiter, and referee Tim White is thinking about stopping this match. Mars, going over to her, and she is..WAIT A MINNUTE, JUPITER HAS THE ROLL UP, TWO, THREE!! THREE!! KING: WHAAA....?! JR: WE HAVE A NEW CWF CHAMPION!! SAILOR JUPITER, AND SAILOR MARS CANNOT BELIEVE IT!! KING: SAILOR JUPITER IS THE NEW CWF WORLD CHAMPION, JR!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU?! I KNEW THAT THIS WAS GOING TO BE A NIGHT WE WILL NEVER FORGET, AND IT WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN!! JR: THESE FANS ARE IN SHOCK!! SAILOR JUPITER, WITH A BLINK OF THE EYE, HAS BECOME THE CWF CHAMPION!! KING: THIS IS WHY THEY ALWAYS SAY, YOU CAN'T TURN YOUR BACK FOR ONE SECOND IN THAT RING!! JR: IF OYU BLINKED, YOU MAY HAVE MISSED THE PLAYING POSSUM ATTACK BY JUPITER, AND SHE HAS THAT TITLE NOW, AND SAILOR MARS HAS JUST LEFT THIS ARENA!! KING: I DON'T THINK SHE CARES ABOUT THE TITLE RIGHT NOW!! JR: YOU'RE RIGHT, I'M GETTING WORD THAT SHE IS SAYING THAT SHE WANTS TO FIND OUT OF THE CEO IS OKAY, AND I DON'T BLAME HER. KING: I DON'T THINK SHE KNOWS THAT SHE LOST THE TITLE YET!! JR: ALL WE SHOULD KNOW FOR NOW IS THAT WE HAVE A NEW CWF CHAMPION, AND... KING: LOOKATTHIS!! JR: CYCLOPS IS COMING INTO THE RING TO CONGRAGULATE JUPITER ON HER VICTORY, AND SO ARE A FEW OTHERS TO CELEBRATE THIS OBVIOUS VICTORY FOR JUPITER!! KING: SHE HAS THE MIC AGAIN!! JUPITER: HEY, GK, I KNOW YOU COULDN'T BE HERE TONIGHT, SO THIS WIN IS FOR YOU!! JR: YES!! YES!! JUPITER HAS WON THE TITLE, BUT WHAT DOES THIS MEAN NOW FOR BACKLASH?! WE'LL FIND OUT THIS THURSDAY ON SMACK DOWN!! CWF WAR ZONE ? 2000 Cartoon Wrestling Federation