CWF RAW WEEK #37 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler King Kai BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole The New Guy RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: Schottenstein Center, Columbus, OH WEB SITE: http://officialcwf.cjb.net ______________________________________________________ [begin RAW opening] SINGER:..................IT'S THE LIFE IN THE BOX THAT DRAWS TO ME!! TAKE THE JUMP, IN THE ARM IS THE SOUL OF ME!! REAL FAR, YOU WOULDN'T SEE ME LAYIN' FACE DOWN!! .......................... ...................................................ONE WOULD HAVE A THORN IN YOUR EYE!! [end RAW opening] After the RAW intro is over, we see the many fans cheer on as the pyros happen, and then the fans hold up their signs, banners, and whatnot, and, after about a minute or so of this, Jim Ross starts the commentary. JR: WE ARE SOLD OUT HERE IN THE SCHOTTENSTEIN CENTER IN COLUMBUS, OHIO!! AND TONIGHT, WE ARE LESS THAN A WEEK AWAY FROM BACKLASH, AND WHAT A NIGHT IT WILL BE, AS EVERYONE INVOLVED IN BACKLASH IS HERE TONIGHT ON RAW!! JIM ROSS ALONGSIDE JERRY THE KING LAWLER AND KING KAI, AND FOLKS, THIS IS GOING TO BE ONE WILD RIDE TO THAT PAY PER VIEW. Serena and Darien's music starts up, and they come out to the ring in a sea of boos. JR: And here comes that devil couple, Serena and Darien, and after seeing what I saw out of them last Thursday night on Smack Down, especially from Darien, I gotta believe that they couldn't go any lower than they did. KING: You ain't kidding, JR!! I mean, did you see what Tuxedo Mask did to the CEO of the CWF last Thursday night?! KAI: I shaw it, all right, and I didn't LIKE a THING that they did to them lasht Thurshday. He not only attacked the CEO, he may have just signed his pink slip AND a death warrent. JR: That death warrent may come at the hand of Sailor Mars, as she is going to take on Tuxedo Mask in a Hell in a Cell match TONIGHT!! KING: I see that cage up high above us, and I am not too pleased that that is up there. Bad things always happen when they are in that cell. You remember what happened at the Royal Rumble a while back in a Hell in a Cell?! KAI: That wash shomething that I will NEVER in my LIFE forget, even if I were to TRY!! JR: That may be just as good as what we will see at Backlash this Sunday. Serena and Darien enter the ring. JR: But we are going to have the DISpleasue in listening to this devil couple... KING: Why do you keep CALLING them that, JR?! JR: You've seen what they did in the past, King. You know that they've done some AWFUL things to a LOT of individuals here in the CWF, and you know that they are wanting to do more of the same to someone here tonight. Serena gets the mic. KAI: Well, you bwetter get ready, bwecaushe she ish ready to shpeak. CROWD: SLUT, SLUT, SLUT... KING: OH, LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE!! JR: THEY ARE SAYING WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT SERENA, ALL RIGHT!! WHAT A SICK AND DEMENTED MIND SHE HAS GOTTEN LATELY!! SERENA: I SUGGEST THAT YOU BETTER SHUT THE HELL UP WITHT THAT CHANT!! Crowd continues. JR: FAT CHANCE, SERENA!! KING: SHOW SOME RESPECT, WILL YA!! SHE'S TRYING TO SPEAK!! MASK: SHE SAID TO ---- --- ---- --!! Crowd boos. KING: WOW!! KAI: I don't think that they needed to shay it like THAT!! SERENA: We are BOTH in a VERY foul mood. Last Thursday, Casto, you crossed the line!! You did something that you shouldn't have done, and that was to piss me off, and everyone knows that you haven't done that EVER!! Doing that to your own SISTER!! Doing that to your BABY sis. How COULD you deliver the Runnning Powerbomb to poor old ME?! JR: Oh PLEEZE!! KING: RIGHT!! How COULD he?! He could've injured her NECK!! KAI: Bwut KING, she injured a LOT more than THAT a few weeksh ago. SERENA: But you did more than that, and that is that you helped out our rival, Reenie, and of course, EVERYONE'S rival, the CROCK!! Crowd boos from her calling the Great One THAT!! SERENA: I mean, what in the hell is that to help out your slut-for-a- niece?! JR: Oh COME ON!! KAI: I didn't thing THAT wash right to shay. SERENA: So TONIGHT, I want you to come out here and confront me, and to APOLOGIZE TO ME!! Apologize to me for almost PARALIZING me, for almost putting me OUT of the Cartoon Wrestling Federation. I think that I deserve MORE than that. So come out here...no, I DEMAND a damn apology from you RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!! JR: YEAH, RIGHT!! He doesn't want to apologize as far as I'M concerned. KING: Do you think that he wil even come OUT here?! KAI; I shaw him earier, sho I know that he ISH here in the bwuilding TONIGHT!! Casto's music starts up, and he comes out to the stage, mic in hand. KAI: HERE HE COMESH!! JR: She is going to get an answer right here and NOW. KING: Right. Casto should do the RIGHT thing. JR: The RIGHT thing?! I think that he DID do the right thing last Thursday. KING: Oh, listen to YOU. KAI: I liked it!! CASTO: Dear SISTER!! You want me to say sorry?! You want me to apologize for what I did last Thursday night on Smack Down?! KING: Yeah, do the right thing, Casto. Apologize to your sister. She wants that much. CASTO: Well, I think that I owe my baby sis a little apology, and you are RIGHT!! JR: WHAT?! KAI: Don't you DARE tell me that she ish gonna get an apology from HIM!! CASTO: I am SORRY?! Crowd boos. CASTO: I think that I can handle apologizing...FOR NOT KICKING YOUR ASS WORSE THAT I KICKED IT, LAST THURSDAY NIGHT!! [crowd cheers] JR: OH YEAH!! KING: Not THAT kind of apology, Casto. Do you KNOW what you are getting yourself into by DOING this?! KAI: I don't think that he CARESH abwout THAT!! CASTO: You see, sis, I did that for a reason. Yeah, I may HAVE done some DAMAGE to you from last Thursday's little skit. I COULD'VE put you out of your SORRY misery. But you know, I think that that would've been only a LITTLE payback for the HELL that you have PUT me though for the last few weeks. For the TERROR that my MOTHER, YOUR mother, has to go thorugh day in and day out, knowing that her DAUGHTER is someone that is doing these HORRIBLE things. JR: I agree there. SERENA: Your forgetting something about my mother, Casto. You're forgetting something very crutial. And that is that I don't LOVE my mother anymore. Crowd boos. JR: OH MY GOD!! KAI: I can't bwelieve what I jusht HEARD!! KING: Well, I don't think that she doesn't have an EXCUSE!! CASTO: Serena, how can you SAY that?! How can you SAY something about the person who brought you INTO this world?! SERENA: I can say that because I KNOW that she never loved ME back. JR: Oh COME ON!! SERENA: And Casto, you know that she doesn't love YOU, EITHER. You KNOW that you felt that HELL that you had to go though back at the Moon. You TOLD me that yourSELF, and you know something, Casto? To ME, my mother has to not mean close to ANYTHING to you. Remember, you and I are alike in EVERYTHING!! You and I are STRIKENLY similar in ways that no normal brother and sister relationship can go. Casto, listen to me. You would be better off coming with me and Darien than to take the side of the worst mother in EXSISTANCE!! [crowd boos] JR: Guys, this is heartbreaking. This HAS to be to her MOTHER to hear her say ANYTHING like this. KING: Well, what more did you think that she WOULD say, JR?! KAI: I think that the King hash a POINT in THAT shtatement. CASTO: Join YOU?! SERENA: EXACTLY!! You don't even REALIZING what you are MISSING!! I mean, what are you doing, listening and catering to your mother, your girlfriend, Pluto, these IDIOTS in attendance tonight. [crowd boos some more]. I didn't think that you would be such an ASS KISSER, Casto, Big bro, come into OUR world, and maybe you can experience life on OUR terms. KING: THERE'S an offer. CASTO: You know, Serena, maybe I WOULD, but no thanks, because just last night, I got to meet someone that you might know. Someone who you had an aquantance with while IN the CWF. KING: WAIT A MINUTE!! CASTO: And he said that, since I know NOW that Queen Beryl is going to take the place of Sailor Mars this Sunday, and I truly believe that the Mutha Queen will kick your LOVERS stupid no good ASS in a mere SECOND... JR: WOAH!! KING: You mean that that HAPPENED?! KAI: I heard of that, ash WELL!! Bweryl ish going to Detroit. CASTO: ..., he said that he would take the place of Beryl in YOUR match at Backlash, Serena. JR: Who is it?! CASTO: And tonight, right now, since we are on the verge of REPLACING people, let me introduce you to the person who will DEFNITLY be all OVER your ass this Sunday. Come on out. JR: I'm intrested to know THIS!! 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0! JR: WAIT A MINUTE!! KING: WHAAAA...?! KAI: IT'SH Y2J!! BG: BOOOOOOOM!!! CM'ON, JERICHO, YOU KNOW I GOT YA, YEAH, ONE, BRING THE WALLL DOOOOWWWWNNNN!! FOR THOSE WHO LIKE TO ROCK, WHAT YA WANT, YOU KNOW YOU'RE JUDAS, AND I'M YOUR PREIST!! JERICHO: WELCOME TO RAW IS JERICHO!! JR: Y2J CHRIS JERICHO IS THE MAN FOR THE MATCH THIS SUNDAY!! KING: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! JERICHO: YOU KNOW, I WAS STANDING BACKSTAGE, LISTENING TO YOU BLABBLE ON, ALMOST PUTTING ME TO SLEEP ABOUT YOU NOT LOVING YOUR MOTHER, ABOUT YOU WHINING AND CRYING, AND I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD THANK YOUR MOTHER, BECAUSE WITHOUT HER, YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE, AND BE THE UGLIEST, STANKIEST, TWO BIT WHORE THAT ANYONE HAS EVER...EEEEVVVVEEERRR, SEEN IN THEIR LIVES!! KING: WHAT!! KAI: JERICHO, GETTING IT RIGHT ON THE HEAD!! JERICHO: AND I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD THANK YOUR MOTHER FOR AT LEAST HAVING A DECENT SET OF THAT CRAB GRASS THAT YOU CALL YOUR SET OF HAIR.. KING: UH OH!! JERICHO: BUT MAYBE THAT IS SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN FROM YOUR MOTHER, BECAUSE THAT HAIR IS THE ONE THING THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU A TOTAL SLUT... Crowd cheers. JERICHO: It makes you the GOOFIEST slut that I have ever seen. And, as far as those ordangos... KING: UH OH!! KAI: I don't want to even get INTO those things. JERICHO: It not only makes you and ASS, but makes you an ORDANGO ASS!! JR: OHHH!! JERICHO: So, in Detroit, after I am done with you and whoever else you want to throw at me, I'm gonna cut off those STUPID pigtails, and you will never...E-E--EEEEEVER, annoy the hell out of these Jerichoholics, AGAIEN!! His music plays. JR: So it is official. Y2J vs. Serena for Backlash. What is going to happen when those two get into the ring together. [start CWF promo] ANN.: Four contenders... MASK: That belt is coming home with ME.. JUPITER: I am keeping this title, no matter what. BERYL: I'm gonna get MY title BACK. ROCK: The Rock will become the PEOPLE'S...CHAMPION!! ANN.: Four ways... REENIE: I will be in the Great One's corner... MASK: I will personally beat the living HELL out of ALL of you. BERYL: Mask, I'm coming after you FIRST. JUPITER: This one is for GK... ANN.: ONE TITLE!! THE CWF TITLE!! FATAL FOUR WAY ELIMATION FOR THE CWF WORLD TITLE!! CWF BACKLASH, PRESENTED LIVE BY CATROIL MOTOR OIL!! THIS SUNDAY FROM THE SOLD OUT JOE LOUIS ARENA IN DETROIT, MICHIGAN, AND ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!! [end CWF promo] They go to a break, then come back in the backstage area, where Kevin Kelly is standing by with Serena. KELLY: Serena, you have to be pretty upset... SERENA: SHUT UP, KEVIN, YOU DUMB ASS!! OF COURSE I'M UPSET!! MY BROTHER HAS BETRAYED ME, AND TONIGHT, I AM GOING TO GET MY REVENGE ON MY BRO!! TONIGHT, I HAVE SOMEONE WHO IS GOING TO TOTALLY KICK YOUR ASS, CASTO!! YOU JUST WAIT!! OH, AND TO RAYE, TONIGHT, IN THAT HELL IN A CELL, TUXEDO MASK IS GOING TO DO MORE TO YOU THAN HE DID TO DARKPOWER LAST THURSDAY!! She walks off. Switch back to ringside, camera to the announcers. JR: She HAS someone?! KING: I don't know what that means, JR!! But I DO know that Sailor MARS is PRETTY upset. KAI: She didn't even want to do sho much ash TALK to me earlier. I'll try to get some word with her right now. [he goes off] KING: GOOD LUCK!! JR: Who could that someone BE, that's what I want to know. Switch back to the ring. Pyros go off. BG: BODY ROCK Y'ALL, NONSTOP YALL, TO THE BEAT Y'ALL, MOVE YOUR FEET Y'ALL...BODY ROCK Y'ALL, NONSTOP YALL, TO THE BEAT Y'ALL, MOVE YOUR FEET Y'ALL...SAYIN' WHO ROCKS THE PARTY THAT ROCKS THE BODY?! WHO ROCKS THE PARTY THAT ROCKS THE BODY?! WHO ROCKS THE PARTY THAT ROCKS THE BODY?! GET DOWN, LAY IT DOWN, NICE & EASY...! Ash - with Pikachu on his shoulder - and Gohan enter. The crowd is crazy. JR: And there they are, Ash Ketchum and Gohan Sonn, members of the First Family, and they will be in action in a HANDICAP MATCH against the Big Show! KING: Yeah, and a common expression is that no TWO MEN can't beat ONE, but I think that this ISN'T the case! Two BOYS that barely weigh a combined 200 lbs.! The two strike fighting poses in the ring, and pyros shoot up out of the turnbuckles. Then, Gohan grabs the mic. GOHAN: HOW Y'ALL DOIN' TONIGHT, HUH?! The crowd cheers. GOHAN: Now...before we get started tonight, I just want to make one thing clear. Many of you people may be compelled to call us Ash and Gohan. And that's fine...but when we're a TAG TEAM, like TONIGHT, WE ARE...THE SONN BROTHERS! The crowd cheers again. KING: The SONN BROTHERS?! JR: That's what he said! BG: SO YOU WANNA BE A MASTER?! (POKEMON!) SO YOU WANNA BE A MASTER?! (POKEMON!) The Big Show comes out...DRESSED UP LIKE ASH KETCHUM! (hey, use your imagination.) JR: And WHAT IN THE HELL?! KING: AHHH HA HA HA HA! YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?! JR: The fun-loving Big Show, I guess wants to be a master! KING: A POKEMON master, JR! ASH: Um...uh...I'm not sure I want to know, but...what gives? SHOW: Simple. YOU have INSPIRED me, Ash. And I got to thinking. GOHAN: So THAT'S what I smelled burning. Crowd laughs. SHOW: No no no. If YOU can be a Pokemon master, then I can be a Pokemon master too! [He grabs a poke ball off his belt]. So whaddya say, wanna go, Ash? I challange YOU to a Pokemon match RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW! Crowd cheers in amusement. Ash and Gohan just look at each other. ASH: Um...okay. Big Show turns his hat around and grabs a ball. SHOW: POKEBALL...GO!!! The ball bounces, and out pops a Magicarp. The two boys just watch it flop around. KING: [laughing] What?! JR: Big Show leading off with a Magicarp! KING: Careful Ash, don't get too close! GOHAN: You're kidding, right? SHOW: [grumbles] Return! Okay then, try THIS on for size! GOO!!! This time, it's a Pidgey. It flies off, and just sits on the top rope. SHOW: What're you doing, Pidgey?! GUST ATTACK! Pidgey flies up into the rafters. KING: This is getting better and better! SHOW: Alright, how's this?! GO! MEWTWO!!! Crowd screams in shock. JR AND KING: MEWTWO?! Mewtwo emerges, and looks around in awe. Then, he sees the Big Show, and gets angry. SHOW: GO! BLOW THEM ALL AWAY! Mewtwo just folds his arms and turns his head away. SHOW: DON'T IGNORE ME! His tail comes around, and whips him right in the face. The Sonn Bros. then go after Show. Mewtwo leaves the ring. KING: AAAH! JR: THE SONN BROTHERS GOING AFTER THE BIG SHOW! ASH AND GOHAN, HAMMERING AWAY AT THE BIG SHOW! AND Suddenly, Mewtwo sits down next to the King. He puts on a headset. MEWTWO: [in a well-defined British accent] Good evening gentlemen! KING: AAH! JR: We're being joined by Mewtwo for color commentary for this matchup! MEWTWO: King, you shouldn't be too surprised to see me, old chap. JR: This is a first, a Pokemon calling a match on RAW is WAR, Ash and Gohan going to work on the Big Show...GOOD LORD! Big Show just threw Ash out of the ring like he was NOTHING! And THERE GOES GOHAN! ASH AND GOHAN IN A PILE OUTSIDE THE RING! The boys are back, trying to beat down the Big Show... They try a double suplex, but it becomes a double DDT. KING: WOW! MEWTWO: This is certainly not going the way they wanted here tonight. What's this now? JR: BIG SHOW, CALLING FOR THE CHOKESLAM, NOW WITH ASH AND GOHAN...GOOD LORD! WE COULD SEE A DOUBLE CHOKE- KING: NOT YET - AAAAH! JR: GOHAN JUST TORE A CHUNK OUT OF THAT LARGE HAND OF THE BIG SHOW! MEWTWO: DESPERATE MEN WILL DO DESPARATE THINGS IN DESPARATE TIMES! JR: THE SONN BOYS, TRYING TO GET BACK IN THIS...ASHES TO ASHES BY ASH KETCHUM-SONN! GOHAN NOW, WHIPS ASH TO THE ROPES... He does a drop toe hold on Ash, and he ends up headbutting the Big Show south of the border. MEWTWO: OOOOOO! JR: AN ACID TRIP COURTESY OF ASH AND GOHAN! KING: A WHAT?! JR: AN ACID TRIP, KING! THIS COULD BE IT...2...3! CHIMEL: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS...THE SONN BROTHERS!!! MEWTWO: Well, I guess that that is my cue. I'll see you guys LATA!! [he goes off] KING: Just like Kai. Doesn't give any warning when he wants to leave. JR: SPEAKING of Kai, I wonder if he's having any luck getting any word with Sailor Mars tonight. Switch to King Kai, trying to get a word with Mars. He's at her locker room door. KAI: [knocking on door] MARSH, CAN WE TALK ABWOUT YOUR MATCH TONIGHT WITH MASHK FOR IN THAT HELL IN A CELL?! Mars answers. KAI: You willing to talk? MARS: I guess. KAI: What do you think abwout the match tonight? MARS: All I have to say is that Tuxedo Mask better watch out, because I am going to KILL him after what he did to my dear Justin. You get THAT!! Now, leave me alone. I'm trying to get my mind together. [she slams door] Switch back to ringside. JR: Well THAT went well. KING: I would SAY that that went well. You know that EVERYTHING goes well for King Kai, and here he comes now. Welcome back, Kai. KAI: Well, I guessh that I got ash much of an anshwer ash I'm gonna GET from her. Switch to the "office" of the APA, where Farooq and Bradshaw are playing cards. FAROOQ: Call! They lay down their cards. FAROOQ: Ha-HA! Full house! He reaches for the dough, when... BRADSHAW: (putting his hand over his) You lose...FOUR DEUCES! HA-HA- HA-HA! Bradshaw rakes in the cash. FAROOQ: Man, you win AGAIN?! BRADSHAW: YEAH! Suddenly, there's a knock on the door. BOTH: Come in! The "door" opens, and it... YAMCHA: HEY-HEY! BRADSHAW: What do YOU want? Who are you?! YAMCHA: The name's Yamcha! I wanna join the APA! KING: What? JR: Are you kidding me? FAROOQ: What? YAMCHA: No, REALLY! I wanna join the APA! Wouldn't you like that? KAI: I think YAMCHA'SH had one too many bwewshkiesh if you ashk me! YAMCHA: You want credentials? KING: That would be nice. YAMCHA: I'm the CWF European champion! What other credentials do you need? Bradshaw deals another hand. YAMCHA: Hey! How's this! Tonight, I'm facing off against Ryo of Wildfire. And - just for you two guys tonight - I'll put the European Championship title on the line! How does that sound? FAROOQ: Yeah, whatever. YAMCHA: GREAT! See ya later! He leaves. KAI: Yamcha'sh gonna try to get into the APA! KING: It'll take a whole lotta beer, JR. JR: To convince the Acolytes to enlist Yamcha? KING: No, to sit through one of Yamcha's MATCHES! HA HA HA HA! JR: And we'll have that match when we come back! They go to a break. When they come back, Ryo's music is already started. BG: GIMME FUEL, GIMME FIRE, GIMME THAT WHICH I DESIRE! Fire shoots up on stage. Ryo enters. JR: This match is for the European Championship, a title that hasn't been in action in the CWF in a long time! KING: Yeah, and we're gonna see just how good of a champ Yamcha is! Yamcha's "music" starts, and he enters. JR: And here we go now, it'll be Ryo of Wildfire, against THAT MAN, Yamcha! The bell has sounded, and this match is underway! Ryo and Yamcha slugging it out here, Ryo whipped to the ropes, leapfrog, and Ryo comes up with a clothesline! Yamcha back to his feet, Ryo dropkicks him to the outside! KAI: Yamcha'sh looking a little shluggish here tonight - AAAH! JR: TOP ROPE MOONSAULT BY RYO! AND RYO IS IN CONTROL HERE! KING: Yamcha's gotta make a comeback QUICK - oh THERE YOU GO! JR: Ryo whipped into the steel steps! Yamcha slides Ryo back in, and you gotta remember that Ryo has to be watching his back too! The APA could be watching this match - OOO! Jumping piledriver on Ryo! Cut to the back, where Farooq and Bradshaw are just playing their game of poker. KING: AAAH! KAI: THEY'RE NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION! BRADSHAW: Gimme three. Farooq gives him the desired cards. JR: THE APA COULD CARE LESS ABOUT YAMCHA (back to the match) AND YAMCHA CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT! YAMCHA SHOVED INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, RYO SETTING HIM UP...FLARE UP POWERBOMB! THAT COULD BE IT, LEG IS HOOKED...3! CHIMEL: HERE IS YOUR WINNER...AND NEWWWWWW CWF EUROPEAN CHAMPION, RYO OF THE WILDFIRE!!! JR: WE HAVE OURSELVES A NEW EUROPEAN CHAMPION, AND YAMCHA IS STILL IN SHOCK! KING: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!! THE EUROPEAN TITLE CHANGES HANDS LIKE IT WAS ON FIRE OR SOMETHING!! KAI: BWUT THE THING IS THAT THE ACKOLYTESH, THAT HE WANTED TO JOIN, AREN'T EVEN PAYING ANY ATTENTION TO THE MATCH!! JR: And Yamcha doesn't even KNOW of it... Switch to the back, where Serena is talking to the person that she wants to face Casto tonight. SERENA: Are you ready to get him for me? ???: Sure thing, Serena. I'm gonna kick his ASS!! Oh, and good job for what you are doing to your daughter. I think that she deserves it after everything that she has done to you. SERENA: Yeah, and can you believe that she has the ROCK kissing her ASS? A knock at the door. Serena answers. There's an official there. OFFICIAL: Umm, Serena, Darkpower called and said that you are schedualed to wrestle here tonight. SERENA: [disgusted] WITH WHO?! OFFICIAL: He said that you are schedualed to face an opponent to be revealed when the match comes tonight. Darkpower's orders. SERENA: Well, WHOEER it is, he or SHE will have their ass kicked by me PERSONALLY!! OFFICIAL: Oh, and if you don't wrestle tonight, he says that you will be fired at the end of tonight. SERENA: No problem. OFFICIAL: Okay. Bye. [shuts door] JR: What is THAT all about?! Switch to another part in the back, where Kurt Angle is coming to the ring. JR: Coming up next, Beryl will be up against that man, Kurt Angle. KING: I can't WAIT to see THIS!! KAI: I'm thinking of what deogratory remarksh he will shay abwout anybwody and EVERYONE tonight. JR: We'll be right back. [start CWF promo] Scene is in some guy's apartment. Classical music is playing in the background. Suddenly, his doorbell rings. He opens it. KRILLIN: Hi, neighbor! You got any ice? NEIGHBOR: Sure. (handing him a bag of NEW Flavor Blasted Ruffles.) Hold these. As the neighbor leaves, he reaches into the bag, and eats one. He smiles in delight. Then... NEIGHBOR: (handing him a bag of ice.) Here you go. KRILLIN: Thanks! The door shuts. Next scene. The bell rings. The door opens again. KRILLIN: Got any sugar? Same charade with the ice. The bell rings, and Krillin's at the door again. KRILLIN: Toothbrush? Krillin is then seen eating more chips. KRILLIN: Hair dryer? The door then opens again, and Krillin is smiling. This time, he just snatches the bag and runs down the hall. NEIGHBOR: HEYYY!!! ANN.: New Flavor Blasted Ruffles! With more barbecue and cheddar flavor for the ultimate flavor rush! Scene is in Krillin's apartment. He, the APA, and Aneubis are watching figure skating. Krillin is still eating the chips. Then, the neighbor is then seen marching towards Krillin's apaprtment, with a CWF official in tow. He bangs on the door, and Krillin answers. It's an INPROMPTU HARDCORE TITLE MATCH! Only the bag can be seen in view. ANN.: New Flavor Blasted Ruffles! For the ULTIMATE flavor rush! [end CWF promo] They then go to a break, then come back. [start CWF promo] Shot of Queen Beryl in an old, abandoned warehouse. BERYL: [as the camera gets an extreme close up of her face, flashing to many different camera angles across her face] SO, YOU WANNA BE LIKE ME!! Shots from the WWF Smack Down Playstation video game by THQ. Then, shot back to the mutha queen. BERYL: [grayscale shot of her, full body] YOU WANNA TRY TO MAKE ME BETTER!! More shots of the Smack Down game, some with Y2J, and some with The Great One, The Rock. Then a shot back to Beryl, sitting on some crates, looking like a bad ass out of HELL. BERYL: [close up shot of her on the crate] YOU WANT TO PEFORM THAT PSYCHODRIVER LIKE ME!! YOU WANT TO HAVE THE FANS CHEER FOR YOU LIKE ME [shots back and forth now of the WWF Smack Down game and all of the previous shots of Beryl that we have seen so far]!! YOU WANT TO KICK ASS LIKE ME [her words going a little faster now, as are the back and forth scenes]!! YOU WANNA WIN A TITLE LIKE ME!! YOU WANNA BE IN THE SPOTLIGHT LIKE ME!! YOU WANNA FEEL THAT CHARISMA JUST LIKE ME!! YOU WANNA BE A MAIN EVENTER JUST LIKE ME!! YOU WANNA BE...A CWF SUPERSTAR!! JUST....LIKE....ME!! [the scene then goes back to the close up of her eyes] DO YOU?!! WELL...GOOD LUCK!! YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT!! The commercial goes to the WWF Smack Down game scenes. ANN.: CREATE QUEEN BERYL AND ALL OF YOUR OTHER FAVORITE CWF SUPERSTARS, OR CREATE YOUR OWN SUPERSTARS!! WWF SMACK DOWN FOR THE PLAYSTATION GAME CONSOLE!! OVER 50 WWF SUPERSTARS MOVES, TAUNTS, AND TITANTRONS!! GO ANYWHERE IN THE ARENAS, AND MUCH MUCH MORE!! WWF SMACK DOWN, ONLY FOR THE PLAYSTATION GAME CONSOLE!! Shot of Beryl. BERYL: MAYBE YOU CAN'T BE JUST LIKE ME!! BUT YOU CAN DAMN SURE TRY!! THQ GUY: [saying this quickly] THQ!! Switch to a black screen, with the Playstation logo coming on, one part at a time. PSX GUY: PLAYYYSTATION!! [end CWF promo] Kurt Angle's music comes on as they come back from the commercial, and he comes out to the ring. JR: Welcome back, and as Kurt Angle makes his way to the ringside area for his match against Queen Beryl, we want to remind you that tickets are still on sale for Dallas Texas, huge CWF event there, and also in Pittsburg tommorrow. We're taking the Titantron and the TV Camera will be there, and a few seats still remain for the Mellon Arena in Pittsburg. But not only that, in Memphis Tennessee for RAW on May 22nd, tickets still remain for THAT event. KAI: And I heard that they couldn't WAIT for the King to BWE there. KING: Memphis knows that it takes a King to know a King. But what about tonight. Tonight, CWF RAW is brought to you by Fram Oil Filters. Pay a little now, or pay a LOT later. JR: And by WWF Aggression CD. Original rap songs inspired by WWF superstars' themes. The greatest collection of hip-hop stars ever on one CD. KAI: And bwy Nokita. Connecting People. ANGLE: WELL, NOW, TONIGHT, YOUR TRUE AMERICAN HERO, WILL BE WRESTLING NONE OTHER THAN TOTAL SLEAZE!! [crowd boos] YOU KNOW, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO DECENCY IN TODAYS SOCIETY!! I MEAN, YOU ARE NOW HAVING CHILDREN, WHO SOME ARE IN THIS TOWN WHO'S COLLEGE BASKETBALL TEAM LOST IN THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS IN THE FIRST ROUND, AND THEREFORE ARE THE SORRIEST TEAM IN THIS ENTIRE COUNTRY...IT'S TRUE, IT'S TRUE!! [crowd boos]. YOU ARE HAVING CHILDREN NEEDING TO SEE TWO WOMEN GETTING MARRIED!! NOW I KNOW THAT MANY STATES HAVE OUTLAWED THESE TYPES OF MARRAGES, AND THEY ARE FOR GOOD REASON!! WE, AS A SOCIETY, MUST COME TO UNDERSTAND THAT OUR CHILDREN DO NOT NEED TO SEE A WOMAN AND WOMAN RELATIONSHIP, MUCH LASS A MARRAGE OF THAT KIND. WHAT KIND OF MESSAGE DOES THAT SEND TO OUR CHILDREN!! SO TONIGHT, YOUR AMERICAN HERO, ME, KURT ANGLE, IS GOING TO CHALLENGE THAT NO GOOD QUEEN BERYL TO A MATCH!! IF ANGLE WINS, I WILL TAKE HER PLACE IN THE TITLE MATCH, BECAUSE WE DON'T NEED TO SEE A BISEXUAL WIN A CWF TITLE!! WE DON'T NEED TO SEND THAT KIND OF A MESSAGE TO CHILDREN!! He gets rid of the mic. KAI: I don't think that that ish a good idea on the part of Angle. KING: Well, I think that I have to agree on that. I mean, I wouldn't say that, knowing what kind of a fighter Beryl is in that ring. JR: But what about the challenge that Angle just proposed, no pun intended to Angle's speech, to Beryl. And here she comes, and LISTEN TO THESE FANS!! JAM PACKED, AND THEY ARE STANDING AND CHEERING FOR THE MUTHA QUEEN!! KAI: And it looksh like she wantsh to reshpond to Angle. BERYL: Hey, Kurt ANKLE... Crowd cheers. JR: HA HA!! BERYL: OBVILOUSLY, YOU DON'T GET IT!! THIS IS NOT JUST SOMETHING THAT WE THOUGHT OF VERY QUICKLY!! DO YOU THINK THAT ME AND SERENITY DON'T LOVE EACH OTHER?! THAT IS WRONG, BECAUSE WE DO!! WE DO LOVE EACH OTHER, AND THERE ISN'T A DAMN THING THAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!! THERE ISN'T A SINGLE THING THAT YOU CAN DO THAT IS GOING TO CHANGE MY MIND ABOUT THAT!! TONIGHT, I'LL BE HAPPY TO PUT MY TITLE SHOT ON THE LINE AGAINST A PUNK LIKE YOURSELF, AND WHEN I AM DONE KICKING YOUR ASS ALL OVER THAT RING, I AM GOING TO SHOW YOU EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN BY WE LOVE EACH OTHER!! She drops the mic and goes into the ring. JR: And here we go now. It's going to be Beryl and Angle, a spot in this Sunday's title match on the line here. Beryl now, with angle and shots to the head of the gold metal winner. To the corner, irish whip, no reversal, Beryl puts on the brakes, and Angle COUNTERS WITH A DROP KICK TO THE BACK OF BERYL!! SUPURB AGILITY BY KURT ANGLE!! KING: Of course. Don't expect anything LESS from Angle, either. KAI: I'm SHTILL wondering who Sherena hash with her for Cashto. JR: WHOEVER it is, it spells trouble for Casto. Angle now, with a side head lock on Beryl, and Beryl, WITH A BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX, and a cover TWO, and a near fall there from Beryl. Kurt Angle, now, back to work on the Mutha Queen, back to the ropes, and MISSED WITH THE DROP KICK THAT TIME!! KAI: Bweryl hanged on to the ropesh that time, and Angle payed for shuch a boasht move there. JR: Beryl, now, with Angle, and what is she going to do with him now. KING: I don't want to know. JR: Beryl with a DDT to Angle, a cover, and Angle gets the sholder up on two. Beryl, stomping away at Angle again, and now shots to the head of Angle, and to the ropes goes Beryl, and BERYL, TRYING TO GO FOR THE HURRICURANA, BUT ANGLE IS TRYING HIS BEST TO COUNTER...AND DOES!! WHAT A HELL OF A COUNTER OF THAT HURRICURANA INTO THAT POWERBOMB!! KING: How did he do THAT? KAI: I don't know, bwut I want to find OUT. JR: Angle now, dumps Beryl to the outside, and now Angle follows her, and TO THE STEEL STAIRS GOES BERYL, AND THAT IMPACT ALMOST DECAPATATED HER!! KAI: She went into thoshe shtairsh quite harsh. KING: What are you DOING, Angle? JR: Angle going back into the ring, and that is NOT a good thing to do, leaving Beryl an oppertunity to recover, because she can do it rather quickly, and she does, and she drags Angle back to the outside here. Man, we still have a lot to go still tonight. Serena vs. an oppenent to be named when the match happens, Casto vs. whoever Serena has, and Sailor Mars vs. Tuxedo Mask in a Hell in a CELL match, as Beryl just ran Angle right into our announce position here, and she's going to go high. KAI: Can she pull THISH one off?! JR: I don't know. She's on that top turnbuckle, lying in wait for the gold metalist, and...CATAPULTS HERSELFONTO ANGLE INTO A HURRICURANA ON THE OUTSIDE!! KING: WHAT THE HECK?! KAI: I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE WASH ABWLE TO DO THAT, BWUT I WANT TO SHEE THAT AGAIN!! JR: WE'RE GOING TO ON THE DOUBLE FEATURE!! Take a look at THIS manuver. That is something that will definityl take a lot out of you if you get caught, as Angle goes back into the ring. A lot at stake in this matchup. A spot in this Sunday's Fatal Four Way Elimination Title Match at Backlash is on the line here. And Beryl is ready to deliver that Psychodriver to Angle, and here she goes, and NAILS IT, AND NOW A COVER, TWO, AND THAT IS IT!! Queen Beryl prevails, and she will go to the Title Match this Sunday in Detroit. KAI: And Angle can't BWELIEVE that he losht. KING: That's no way to treat a true Americao HERO!! JR: Well, I don't think that Angle treated Beryl any BETTER tonight. Switch to the back, where Sailor Moon is coming to ringside. JR: Well, coming up next, who is the person that Sailor Moon has to face tonight. He is here, and the match is NEXT!! CWF RAW ? 2000 Cartoon Wrestling Federation. ______________________________________________________ CWF WAR ZONE WEEK #37 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com, WaSP G0LD@aol.com, BAClend@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole Michael Haze RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: Schottenstein Center, Columbus, OH WEB SITE: http://officialcwf.cjb.net ______________________________________________________ Sailor Moon's music starts as she comes to the ring. JR: Welcome back to CWF RAW, everyone. KING: Who is the person that Sailor Moon has to face. JR: I don't know that, but what we DO know is that she has to face him or she is gone from the CWF, and something tells me that this is going to be a hell of a match. KING: Well, all I know is that earlier tonight, Casto told Serena some things that made her mad, and then introduced her to her latest nuciance, Y2J, Chris Jericho. If you ask ME, JR, Sailor Moon is getting SCREWED, JR. JR: Well, it serves her RIGHT after what she did to just about EVERYONE here, and I cannot WAIT until Tuxedo Mask gets his TONIGHT in that very RING when he takes on Sailor Mars in the Hell In A Cell match later on tonight. KING: I want to know who does Sailor Moon have WITH her to face Casto later on tonight. JR: I want to know that MYSELF, but we are now going to find out who her opponent is that is going to face Sailor Moon. Too Cool's music comes on, and the person that comes out is....RIKISHI PHATU!! JR: OH YEAH!! KING: WHAAA...?! JR: It's Rikishi!! Rikishi is her opponent, and look at the look on Sailor Moon's face. KING: Oh no. I think that DP was too much on that medication that they gave him. He can't do THIS!! JR: I think that he can, and he just DID to Sailor Moon tonight, as Rikishi now, gets into the ring, and this matchup gets underway, and some shots to the throat of Sailor Moon, otherwise known as Serena, folks. And to the corner, knife edge chops going straight to the neck of Serena, and she goes down in thatturnbuckle, and...oh YEAH!! KING: OH NO!! NOT THIS!! JR: Rikishi is gonna back that ass up, and...SERENA IS GETTING A FACE FULL OF ASS RIGHT FROM RIKISHI!! KING: MY GOD!! [gagging] JR: And Sailor Moon got a taste of Rikishi's hind end there, as Rikishi gets Serena back up and...KICK TO THE CHIN OF SAILOR MOON!! KING: I'm STILL getting over what Rikishi just did. I think that I'm about to... JR: I think we get it, King. Rikishi is working on Sailor Moon, and...LEG DROP RIGHT ONTO SAILOR MOON!! MAN, I CAN'T WAIT TILL Y2J GIVE SAILOR MOON A TASTE OF WHAT'S COMING TO HER...UH OH!! KING: Rikishi is probably giving it to her right now. JR: Rikishi's PILERIVER, and he hits it...UH OH!! KING: OH NO!! I THOUGHT THAT RIKISHI'S BUTT IN HER FACE WAS BAD ENOUGH, BUT THIS IS GONNA TAKE THE CAKE HERE!! JR: I THINK THAT SERENA IS FIXING TO GET HER'S RIGHT NOW, AND RIKISHI IS GOING TO SET HER UP, AND...DOWN ON SAILOR MOON, TWO, THREE!! Rikishi wins, and Sailor Moon got what was coming to her. KING: Tell me about it. This wasn't fair. She wasn't ready for Rikishi. JR: Well, that's just too BAD, now IS it, King. After what she has put almost everyone through, she DESERVES this. KING: Well, you just WAIT till she delivers that person to Casto. He'll get it, let me tell YOU. Switch to the back, where X-Pac is walking to his locker room. All of a sudden, Rubeus runs into him accidently. X-PAC: Hey, watch where you're going next time, asshole. RUBEUS: What did you just call me?! X-PAC: Asshole. What, you have a problem with that chump. RUBEUS: Yeah, I have a problem with that, you piece of crap. X-PAC: OHHH, THAT really hurts. Hey, next time, have one of your Four Sisters come and bump into me. Maybe I can show one of them a good time. A better time than you could ever show THEM. JR: UH OH!! All of a sudden, RUBEUS ATTACKS X-PAC!! JR: I knew that this was going to happen. Rubeus is going after X-Pac after those comments. KING: And here comes the rest of DX!! JR: The rest of DX. Tori, Road Dogg, Todd, Brock, and Triple H, all going to work on Rubeus, and...HERRE COMES THE FOUR SISTERS, AND NOW THEY ARE GOING AFTER DX!! KING: WE'VE GOT A MELEE GOING HERE!! JR: REFEREE'S TRYING TO GET SOME ORDER BACK THERE!! KING: FORGET ABOUT THAT!! Switch to another part in the back. Make that at the door of Beryl's locker room, where strange noices are coming from inside that room. SERENITY: [though the door] OH MY GOD, MICHELLE!! YOU'RE SO GOOD!! BERYL: [screaming at the top of her lungs] YEESSSSS!! OH GOD!! NICOLE, YOU'RE SO GOOD!! OHHHHHH GGGOOOOOODDDD!! KING: OH MY GOSH, JR!! JR: I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT'S ALL ABOUT!! KING: [laughing] As The Rock may say, Puh-Tang Pie is being served, all right. JR: What ELSE is going to happen here tonight. Switch to another part in the back, where Casto is coming out to the ring. KING: And here we go. He's getting HIS tonight, JR!! JR: Who is it that Serena wants him to face. KING: She's GOTTA be in a foul mood after what happened to her just a few moments ago. JR: We'll be back. [start CWF promo] ANN.: Four contenders... MASK: That belt is coming home with ME.. JUPITER: I am keeping this title, no matter what. BERYL: I'm gonna get MY title BACK. ROCK: The Rock will become the PEOPLE'S...CHAMPION!! ANN.: Four ways... REENIE: I will be in the Great One's corner... MASK: I will personally beat the living HELL out of ALL of you. BERYL: Mask, I'm coming after you FIRST. JUPITER: This one is for GK... ANN.: ONE TITLE!! THE CWF TITLE!! FATAL FOUR WAY ELIMATION FOR THE CWF WORLD TITLE!! CWF BACKLASH, PRESENTED LIVE BY CATROIL MOTOR OIL!! THIS SUNDAY FROM THE SOLD OUT JOE LOUIS ARENA IN DETROIT, MICHIGAN, AND ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!! [end CWF promo] They thenn go to a break, then come back to the ring, where Casto's music starts up, and he comes out to the ring. JR: We are back here, and... KING: I STILL have to recover from what I saw a few moments ago in that locker room, JR. I mean, can you IMAGINE what Queen Beryl and Queen Serenity are DOING in there?! JR: I COULD, but I don't think that I would WANT to. KING: Oh come on, JR. You know that you wanted to see what was going on beyond that door. JR: That's for another show, though. In any event, I still want to know who Casto's opponent is going to be. KING: Well, after what we saw from what Darkpower's surprise was, I can't wait until she get her revenge though Casto in a few moments. Serena then comes out to the stage, mic in hand. SERENA: Hey CASTO!! JR: Uh oh. SERENA: This is what I've been WAITING for. After hearing about you and Y2J ----- ---- ------... JR: UH OH!! SERENA: I thought that now would be a good as of a time as any to introduce someone that I think will make a GREAT addition to this Federation. So, at this time, please welcome, STARHEART!! KING: WHO?! JR: I've never heard of this person before. BG: SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN!! GRIPPIN' YOUR PILLOW TIGHT!! EXIT LIGHT!! ENTER NIGHT!! TAKE MY HAND!! WE'RE OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND!! Starheart comes out to the ring. JR: And here she comes, King....KING!! KING: Oh, what is it?! JR: I was saying that Starheart is making her way out here. KING: Well I know THAT!! I'm...well... JR: Oh no. Don't tell me that you're looking at... KING: No way, JR!! JR: Calm donw there, cowboy. KING: I think that there is a star in HER heart, all right. JR: Well, I don't think that Casto is woried about her looks too much as he is with her wrestling style, and here we go now. It's Starheart against Casto, and ladies and...OH MY GOD!! STARHEART JUST THREW CASTO BACKWARDS WITH THAT MANUVER!! KING: WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT ONE, JR?! JR: I HAVE NO IDEA, BUT IT WAS EFFECTIVE, AS Starheart, now, goes to work on Casto, and Serena, on the stage, pleased with what she sees in this person that she brought into the CWF. Starheart, with martial arts kicks to the sternem of Casto, and Casto now, fighting back with everything that he has here, and backing Serena's protogé µp into the corner, and now going to the other turnbuckle, and utulizing his speed and agility..HURRUCURANA THERE, AND STARHEART, IN A LITTLE TROUBLE HERE!! That Hell in a Cell match is coming up next, folks, and that is going to be a hell of a MATCH. Casto with an Ayaside Moonsault, much like his partner, Y2J, two, and a kickout after two by Starheart, and Starheart now, trying to get back into this match, and... All of a sudden, Starheart kisses Casto right on the mouth, and stops after about 5 seconds. Casto is then stunned by what Starheart just did. KING: MY GOSH!! Why couldn't she do that to ME, JR?! JR: Look at Casto!! The guy looks like he got kissed by a goddess, and now Starheart picks him up... She gets him into a Tombstone Piledriver position, and then flips him backwards over her. Casto goes down from the move. JR: AND STARHEART, WITH A HELL OF A MANUVER, TWO, AND THREE!! THAT DOES IT, AND CASTO IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT... KING: WHAT A WEAPON, JR!! JR: I guess that Starheart had an insurance policy there, and here comes Serena to congragulate her protoge, Starheart. We have to see how she did THAT again. KING: Well, I would want to [showing the replay now] be Casto HERE, when Starheard played some tencle-hockey with him, but not HERE, when she flipped him over her in that Tombstone position. Replay ends. JR: I would SAY that that is a hell of a weapon for her to have. SERENA: Hey, Casto, how did you like her, huh? Is she better than that slut, Sailor Pluto? JR: UH OH!! KING: Wait a minute. SERENA: Casto, get up. JR: Casto, regaining his composure after that. SERENA: I'll tell you what, if you do two things for me, then she can be YOURS to KEEP. JR: Wait a MINUTE!! SERENA: And I think that you can guess what those two things are. One thing, dump that bitch, Pluto, and two, to join me and Darien, as we take over the Cartoon Wrestling Federation. KING: For HER!! I would do ANYTHING!! JR: But remember about the pride that Casto holds. STARHEART: Come on, you stud. I know that you loved that kiss. CASTO: Well, I... Pluto's music starts, and she comes out. JR: Wait a minute. KING: Here comes CASTO'S woman. PLUTO: Hey BITCH!! [crowd cheers] I don't know what you are trying to pull over my man, but LAY THE HELL OFF!! KING: AHH!! PLUTO: Serena, you know that I can give him a LOT more than this SLUT can EVER give him, and that is a FACT!! JR: Oh MY!! PLUTO: Casto, remember what we have right now. Remember what I can give you. This bitch is only good for one thing, and that thing she can get ut on a STREET somewhere. KING: Well, NOW I think that he would have a hard time choosing. STARHEART: Hey, Pluto, why don't you let HIM decide for HIMSELF, huh. Hey, Casto, I think that you should kick her to the curb. You know more than me that I am the womant that you want. I know that you want a woman that can comfort you, give you all the love that you could ever WANT... PLUTO: Hey, Starheart, how about you and I have a little MATCH to see ecxactly where he stands. Hey Casto, why don't you decide for us by being the special guest referee for this Sunday in our little EVENING GOWN MATCH!! KING: OH MY GOSH!! JR: An evening gown match. You know what it takes to be the winner of that match, King?! KING: Come on, Casto, take it. CASTO: Well, I-I...well...Oh, what the hell?! Why not do it?! STARHEART: All RIGHT. Pluto, you're ass is mine this Sunday. PLUTO: But you know, Starheart, maybe I can give you a little taste of what's to come from our match right NOW. [she runs to the ring, ditching the mic] JR: HERE COMES PLUTO, AFTER STARHEART!! KING: CATFIGHT, JR!! JR: THAT IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT, KING!! THIS IS BRUTAL!! THIS IS SOMETHING THAT NO EVENING GOWN MATCH WILL SOLVE... Switch to the back, where Sailor Mars is coming out to the ring. KING: UH OH, JR, and I don't think that ANYTHING can settle THIS one BIT. Michael Cole comes running to Sailor Mars. COLE: Mars, what do you... Mars shoves Cole down on his ass, still walking. KING: OH MY GOSH!! JR: If she did that to Michael Cole, God KNOWS what she will do to Tuxedo Mask when we come back... Switch to another part in the back, where the Dudleys are looking for Talpa. JR: Wait a minute. KING: What is THIS?! JR: Well, we know that a match was signed for Backlash. Talpa versus both of the Dudleys, but what are the Dudleys doing here tonight. KING: This has been a wild night ALREADY, JR!! JR: Tell me about it. The Hell In A Cell match is NEXT!! They go to their final commercial break, then come back to the back area, where the Dudleys have found Talpa's locker room. D-VON: Okay, Buh Buh, ready to show this big GOOF what for. BUH BUH: Sure thing. They go into the locker room. The room is totally dark, unable to see what is going on. D-VON: What the... TALPA'S VOICE: Arise, my dark spirits, and take these idiots to where they belong...IN HELL!! All of a sudden, two of Talpa's "Dark Spirits" comes out and start to attack the Dudleys. JR: Wait a minute. Two Dark Spirits are attacking the Dudleys. KING: The heck. JR: The Dudleys are being attacked by those spirits that Talpa summoned. And... They remove the hoods...IT'S TEST AND ALBERT (of Trish Stratus's T&A)!! JR: WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S T&A!! TEST AND ALBERT ARE TALPA'S DARK SPIRITS THIS TIME!! KING: AND WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THE DUDLEYS?! JR: DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING GOOD, I CAN TELL YOU THAT!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF THIS ONE BIT, BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT THIS IS GOING TO BECOME A WAR BETWEEN THE DUDLEYS AND TRISH'S GROUP HERE, AND TRISH HAS TALPA IN THE CWF TO CALL FOR AGAINST THE DUDLEYS, AND HE'LL BE AGAINST THEM THIS SUNDAY AT BACKLASH!! MEANWHILE, TONIGHT, RIGHT HERE, THE CELL IS BEING LOWERED, AND IN A FEW MINUTES, WE WILL SEE SAILOR MARS VERSUS TUXEDO MASK, AND I HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT TUXEDO MASK IS GOING TO GET EXACTLY WHAT HE DESERVES HERE TONIGHT FROM SAILOR MARS. KING: Well, knowing how vicious Mask has been for the past few weeks, I think that he has a chance to do well in this match. JR: Well, real quckly, we want to remind all of you that Castroil GTX presents CWF Backlash, live from the Joe Louis Arena in Detroit, Michigan. This Sunday, and only on Pay-Per-View. Well, folks, the cage is lowered, and we are ready for the match. Tuxedo Mask's music starts, and he comes out to the ring. JR: And here we go. KING: I think that Mask has that slim chance of winning in this match, but JR, this worries me, because something bad always happens in this type of match. JR: Well, I was thinking about the Evening Gown Match that was just now SIGNED for Backlash. It's official. And you know something. The last Evening Gown we saw was Sailor Mars versus Misty back in October at the No Mercy Pay Per View, and you know what kind of match we SAW there. KING: Now that you mention it, what if we experience MORE than THAT in THIS one. JR: My God, now that we think about it, Casto may not be able to CONTROL those two if they are going to fight like what those two were back at No Mercy. And speaking of Sailor Mars, I really HOPE that Sailor Mars gets herself some of Tuxedo Mask in this Cell tonight. KING: I'm wondering if Beryl and Serenity are done in there. JR: Well, I heard that the door has been locked for some time now, and I don't think that anyone came out of there. KING: HA HA!! Are they going to be in there all NIGHT?! JR: LOOKS like it. In any case, here comes Sailor Mars, and she's asking for the refs to hold open that door, and HERE SHE COMES AND THE DOOR CLOSES BEHIND HER, AND IT'S LOCKED NOW!! THE DOOR ISN'T COMING BACK OPEN TILL THIS MATCH IS OVER, AND I THINK THAT MASK WOULD'VE WANTED THAT CAGE LOCKED BEFORE SHE CAME INTO THERE, BECAUSE SHE IS TEARING HIM APART!! THERE'S NO DQ'S IN THIS MATCH, FOLKS!! KING: NO COUNTOUTS, EITHER...AHHH!! JR: MASK JUST GOT RAMMED RIGHT INTO THE CELL, AND MARS IS TAKING MASK TO SCHOOL HERE, AS SHE RUNS MASK'S FACE ACROSS THAT STEEL CELL!! KING: I THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE COMING ALL THE WAY OUT OF THE CELL TO THE TABLE HERE!! JR: MARS, NOW, GOT MASK BACK INTO THE RING, AND WHAT IS SHE GETTING!! KING: She's getting a LADDER from under the ring, JR!! I may be wrong about Mask winning this match, JR!! JR: I think that that may be the case, as mars...RAMS THAT LADDER RIGHT INTO MASK'S STERNEM, AND NOW SHE'S SETTING UP THAT LADDER IN THE RING. KING: CAN SHE SET IT UP IN THAT CELL?! JR: SHE IS GONNA DAMN SURE TRY!! MARS, NOW, TRYING TO END THIS, CLIMBS THE LADDER, AND... Here, Mask tips the ladder, and Mars falls down and hits the ropes, and goes on the outside of the ropes, but her leg gets tangled up in the ropes, and she hangs upside down outside the ring. JR: MY GOD!! SAILOR MARS JUST GOT HER LEG TIED UP IN THOSE ROPES, AND SHE IS HELPLESS AS MASK COMES TO THE OUTSIDE, AND NOW GETTING A STEEL CHAIR FROM UNDER THE RING!! AND...DOWN ON THE HEAD OF SAILOR MARS GOES THAT STEEL CHAIR, AND AGAIN, AND NOW...OH NO!! KING: IT'S SERENA!! WHAT IS SHE DOING OUT HERE!! JR: I DON'T KNOW, BUT THIS IS NOT GOOD FOR SAILOR MARS RIGHT NOW!! KING: I WOULD SAY!! AND SHE'S COMING OUT, AND GETTING SOMETHING ON HER HAND!! JR: THOSE ARE BRASS KNUCKS!! AND SHE'S STRIKING THE REFEREES WITH THOSE BRASS KNUCKS!! SHE'S GETTING THE KEY TO THE CELL, AND SHE'S GOING INTO THE CELL AFTER UNLOCKING THE DOOR!! KING: SHE'S LOCKING THE DOOR BEHIND HER!! JR: She's also has a mic with her. SERENA: HEY, RAYE, YOU SAY THAT YOU WANT TO BE WITH YOUR LOVER, SO WE ARE GOING TO GIVE YOU THE OPPERTUNITY TO BE WITH HIM!! YOU'RE GOING TO GO ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE HOSPITAL ROOM HE'S IN WITH HIM!! JR: AND SHE'S STRIKING A DEFENSELESS SAILOR MARS WITH THOSE BRASS KNUCKS!! SERENA IS A VICIOUS SHE-DEVIL!! SHE IS SO UNFORGIVING, AND MARS HAS A GASH OPEN ON HER!! KING: OH MY GOD, JR!! JR: WAIT A MINUTE, MISTY IS COMING TO THE CELL WITH THOSE LOCK CUTTERS, AND SHE IS GOING TO TRY TO CUT THE LOCK WITH THOSE THINGS. KING: SHE BETTER DO IT FAST, BECAUSE SAILOR MARS IS GETTING BEAT UP BIG TIME!! JR: AND NOW THEY UNDO THAT ROPE THAT HAD HER LEG ENTANGLED IN THE ROPES, AND SHE FALLS FLAT ON THE CONCRETE!! THIS IS NOT RIGHT!! GET IN THERE, MISTY!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE STOP THIS!! KING: SHE'S GOT THAT LOCK CUT!! JR: THANK GOD, MISTY IS GOING INTO THE CELL, AND SHE HAS THOSE LOCK CUTTERS AS A WEAPON WITH HER!! KING: OH NO!! JR: AND THEY DON'T SEE HER, AS THEY GET MARS BACK INTO THE RING, AND NOW THEY SEE HER!! THEY WERE GOING TO DO MORE TO MARS, BUT MISTY IS IN THERE!! GIVE THEM WHAT THEY DESERVE, GIRL!! KING: CALM DOWN, JR@!! However, she all of a sudden...HITS SAILOR MARS WITH THE LOCK CUTTERS!! JR: WHAT THE HELLL?! KING: WHAA...?! JR: MISTY JUST HIT HER BEST FRIEND OVER THE HEAD WITH THOSE LOCK CUTTERS!! GOD DAMN IT!! HAS SHE TURNED HER BACK ON HER BEST FRIEND!! KING: I DON'T KNOW!! ALL I KNOW IS THAT MISTY IS CONTINUING TO STRIKE MARS WITH THOSE THINGS!! JR: AND SERENA AND DARIEN ARE CONTNINUING TO ASSULT SAILOR MARS WITH THOSE THINGS THAT MISTY HAS, AS WELL AS THAT STEEL CHAIR AND THE BRASS KNUCKS!! AND MISTY HAS ANOTHER LOCK, AND SHE'S LOCKING THAT CELL BACK UP!! DAMN IT, SOMEONE STOP THIS!! THIS IS AN ALL OUT ASSULT!! KING: MISTY HAS DONE THE UNTHINKABLE TO SAILOR MARS!! JR: THE HELL IS SHE EVEN DOING?! All of a sudden, Misty staddles Mars' stomach, and then laughs in her face, and then proceeds to cuss her out and trash talk her in her face, smacking her face at timed intervals. JR: DAMN IT!! MISTY IS TURNING HER BACK ON SAILOR MARS!! AFTER EVERYTHING THAT SAILOR MARS HAS DONE FOR HER, AND SERENA HAS GIVEN HER THE MIC!! MISTY: HEY, BITCH!! THANKS FOR GIVING ME THE HELP!! I REALLY LURED INTO MY LITTLE TRAP, NOW DID I?! YOU'VE ALWAYS MEANT NOTHING TO ME!! YOU WERE NEVER A FRIEND TO ME!! NEVER!! BUT I'VE FOUND WHO MY REAL FRIENDS ARE, AND THOSE ARE THESE PEOPLE WHO ARE TOTALLY KICKING YOUR ASS!! JR: DAMN IT!! SHE'S STRIKING MARS WITH THAT MIC!! AND NOW SHE'S GETTING SET FOR... KING: OH MY GOD!! She then kicks Mars in the ribs as if she were kicking a field goal. JR: OH MY GOD!! SAILOR MARS HAS GOT TO BE OUT OF IT!! DAMN YOU, MISTY!! DAMN YOU!! KING: WHERE IS CASTO, JR?! JR: I DON'T KNOW!! I DON'T KNOW WHERE CASTO IS!! Switch to the back, where Starheart has him in a car, and she's....wellll... KING: OHMYGOD!! JR: WHAT IN THE HELL IS ALL OF THIS?! STARHEART IS DISTRACTING HIM, AND... Switch in Pluto's locker room, where she starts crying in a pillow, turned away to what she just seen. Switch back to the carnage in the ring. JR: DAMN IT!! THIS TURNS OUT TO BE A GREAT NIGHT FOR THAT DEVIL COUPLE!! KING: DID CASTO TURN HIS BACK ON SAILOR PLUTO?! JR: I DON'T KNOW, BUT MISTY AND THE DEVIL COUPLE ARE CELEBRATING IN THE RING!! DAMN YOU!! DAMN YOU ALL!! CWF WAR ZONE ? 2000 Cartoon Wrestling Federation.