CWF RAW WEEK #38 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler King Kai BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole The New Guy RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: National Car Rental Center, Fort Lauderdale, Florida WEB SITE: http://officialcwf.cjb.net ______________________________________________________ [start flashback] Words come onto the screen read "Backlash". JR: HIM AND BERYL WANT TO DO A DOUBLE PEOPLE'S ELBOW ON TUXEDO MASK, AND HERE WE GO, AND THE ROCK, BERYL, ONTO....WITH THE DOUBLE ELBOW ON TUXEDO, AND ONE, TWO, THREE!! THAT IS IT!! THAT IS IT!! WE'LL SEE YOU LATER, TUXEDO!! KING: THAT as fast...UH OH!! JR: BERYL IS GOING FOR THERIDE WITH THE...NO, KICK SOUTH OF THE BORDER, AND NOW BERYL HAS THE UPPER HAND HERE!!...Queen Beryl is going to try to put the Rock away, but The Rock is up, and now the Rock, irish whip, no reversal, AND REFEREE MIKE KIOTA GOES DOWN!! ...ROCK BOTTOM!! ROCK BOTTOM, AND NOW HE'S GOING FOR THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW ON THE MUTHA QUEEN!! THE NEW CWF CHAMPION WILL BE THE ROCK IF HE CAN HIT IT, AND HE...DOES!! WE'LL HAVE A NEW CWF CHAMPION!! BUT THERE'S NO REFEREE!! ...KING: I GUESS WHILE THE REF IS OUT COLD, SHE WANTS FOR HER AND SERENITY TO SHOW OFF THEIR MOVES TO THE CROWD!! ...However, a horrible thing happens. As Serenity is ready to get dirty...BERYL KCIKS HER IN THE MIDSECTION!! JR: WHAT THE HELL?! BERYL HAS GOT THE PSYCHODRIVER SET TO DO ON...SERENITY, AND SHE GOES DOWN HARD!! WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON?!...WHAT IN THE HELL?! AND THE REFEREE IS COMING TO, AND WE HAVE A COVER!! THE HELL, ONE!!!! TWO!!!!! THREE!! WE HAVE A NEW CWF CHAMPION!! BERYL IS THE TWO TIME CWF CHAMPION, BUT WHAT IN THE HELL JUST HAPPENED HERE!! CHIMEL: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the match, and NEW, CWF World Champion, Queen Beryl. JR: DAMN IT, BERYL, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?! [end flashback] [begin RAW opening] SINGER:..................IT'S THE LIFE IN THE BOX THAT DRAWS TO ME!! TAKE THE JUMP, IN THE ARM IS THE SOUL OF ME!! REAL FAR, YOU WOULDN'T SEE ME LAYIN' FACE DOWN!! .......................... ...................................................ONE WOULD HAVE A THORN IN YOUR EYE!! [end RAW opening] After the RAW intro is over, we see the many fans cheer on as the pyros happen, and then the fans hold up their signs, banners, and whatnot, and, after about a minute or so of this, Jim Ross starts the commentary. JR: IN WHAT IS TO BE ONE OF THE MOST SHOCKING ENDINGS TO A PAY PER VIEW THAT WE HAVE EVER SEEN LAST NIGHT AT BACKLASH, WE WELCOME YOU TO FORT LAUDERDALE IN THE NATIONAL CAR RENTAL CENTER, HOT OFF THE HEELS OF BACKLASH, AND WHAT A NIGHT THIS IS GOING TO BE!! JIM ROSS, ALONGSIDE JERRY THE KING LAWLER AND KING KAI, AND IF LAST NIGHT WAS ANY INDICATION AS TO WHAT IS TO HAPPEN TONIGHT, BE READY FOR A CAOTIC RIDE!! Beryl's music starts up, and she's accompanied by boos for the first time in her career in the CWF. JR: Just last night, THAT WOMAN right there, stabbed her fiancee, Queen Serenity, in the back! She broke the hearts of everyone who watches the CWF last night! KAI: Don't remind me, JR! I got physhically shick watching what happened at Backlash lasht night! Beryl is in the ring. CROWD: ASSHOLE...ASSHOLE...ASSHOLE...ASSHOLE...ASSHOLE... KING: Ohh! BERYL: It seems as if I've hurt someone. It seems as if some people are unhappy with my actions l did last night. Well then, I've got one thing to say...TOO BAD!!! Crowd boos. JR: Oh COME ON NOW! BERYL: I ONLY HAVE ONE LOVE IN THIS WORLD NOW, AND THAT'S THE CWF WORLD TITLE! KING: MAN! BERYL: I WAS THE FIRST CWF CHAMPION SINCE CWF WENT BIG TIME, AND I HAVEN'T HELD THE BELT SINCE! AND NOW, THE ONLY WAY TO GET THIS TITLE AWAY FROM ME IS TO PRY IT OUT OF MY COLD, DEAD HANDS! KAI: WHOA! JR: STRONG WORDS BY THE NEW CWF CHAMPION! KING: DO YOU THINK GOKU IS WATCHING? The new(er) Hart Foundation music starts, and Goku enters. The crowd is crazy. KAI: THERE'SH YOUR ANSHER! JR: LAST NIGHT, GOKU DEFEATED CHRIS JERICHO, THE SELF-PROCLAIMED "SUPER JERICHOHOLIC" LAST NIGHT TO BECOME THE #1 CONTENDER FOR THE CWF TITLE! Goku enters the ring. BERYL: (astouned) Hey there, handsome! GOKU: Now now, Michelle, I'm here to discuss (pointing to her title) THAT right there. KING: HERE WE GO! GOKU: Now after I disposed of the Super Jerichoholic, Chris Jericho, that makes ME the person who just might pry that belt from your cold, dead hands! KAI: OH BWOY! GOKU: Now heed this warning. I don't take any match, or ANY opponent lightly! So don't go into the King of the Ring thinking you're gonna have an easy time. Because I BEAT MY OWN SON, MY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD NEARLY TO DEATH AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE, AND YOU ARE A TOTAL STRANGER! KING: OH MAN! JR: THAT MATCH STILL GIVES ME THE CHILLS! BERYL: Oh, calm down, stud! Did I tell you how handsome you are? KING: AAAH! JR: HOLD ON NOW...! GOKU: (taking a step back) Whoa, now, Michelle, let's talk about this. BERYL: Precisely! Let's talk about you...(rubbing herself onto Goku, staring into his eyes)...and me. KING: HEY NOW, BERYL! KAI: WHAT?! GOKU: Um...Beryl? You DO know that I'm MARRIED, right? Got three kids? Not one, not two...but three? Goku takes a step to the side. JR: Goku trying to keep that jessibell Queen Beryl as far away as possible! GOKU: Sorry if I upset you, but I gotta stay loyal to my wife. BERYL: Just hear me out, big boy. Haven't you two ever considered...experimenting? Trying someting different? I mean, SURELY Chichi must get a little...bored at night, right? I'm sure SHE would love to broaden her horizons, maybe? KAI: YOU HAVE GOT TO BWE KIDDING ME! JR: DID I HEAR WHAT I JUST THINK I HEARD?! KING: HOW MUCH MORE WIERDER COULD THIS GET?! GOKU: Thanks, but...no thanks. Beryl takes a step away from him, and gets...well...you'll see. BERYL: HOW DARE YOU! HOW COULD YOU?! I COME OUT HERE AND MAKE YOU AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE, AND YOU...AND YOU... GOKU: I refused. BERYL: You know, maybe it's better this way. Because both of you know that I AM TOO MUCH WOMAN FOR YOU TO HANDLE! WHAT'S THE MATTER, GOKU? GOT SOME SECRET YOU DON'T WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW ABOUT? LIKE MAYBE YOU DON'T QUITE MEASURE UP, IF YOU GET MY DRIFT?! GOKU: (mad) ALRIGHT, I'VE HEARD ENOUGH! IT'S BAD ENOUGH YOU COME OUT HERE AND TRY TO GET ME TO BREAK A 13-YEAR-OLD SACRED VOW I MADE, BUT THEN YOU GO AND INSULT ME LIKE THAT?! FIRST OFF, MY MANHOOD NEEDS NO QUESTIONING... KING: I SHOULD HOPE NOT! GOKU: NUMBER TWO, NOTHING IN MY LIFE BECOMES PUBLIC UNLESS WE ALL AGREE ON IT! AND FINALLY...I'M A GENTLEMEN, AND I DON'T HIT WOMEN! BUT I SHOULD SLAP THE TASTE OUT OF YOUR MOUTH FOR THE COM- BERYL: THEN DO IT! HIT ME! KING: DOES SHE KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING, JR?! JR: I DON'T THINK SO! BERYL: HIT ME, YOU (shoving Goku) -----! Goku then slaps Beryl across the face - not really all that hard - dropping her. KING: AAAAH! JR: GOKU CAN ONLY BE PUSHED SO FAR, AND BERYL PAID FOR IT! AND NOW BERYL'S BACK UP! BERYL- Goku then knocks down Beryl again. He then grabs the belt, puts it around his waist, and lays across the turnbuckle. KING: AAAH! KAI: HE SHURE ISH BRASH, JR! BERYL: YOU CAN WEAR THE BELT, BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE CHAMP AGAIN, YOU HEAR ME?! JR: BERYL WILL MEET GOKU FOR THE WORLD TITLE AT KING OF THE RING! AND THIS FEUD IS BUILDING UP AS WE SPEAK! BG: IF YOU SMEEELLLLLL....WHAT THE ROCK....IS COOKIN'!! Crowd goes nuts for the Rock as he comes out to the ring. KING: WAIT A MINUTE!! JR: THE ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE!! THE ROCK IS IN FORT LAUDERDALE, AND THE ROCK IS IRATE!! HE WAS IN THAT TITLE MATCH LAST NIGHT, AND HE WAS THE OTHER HALF OF THE LAST TWO THAT WAS IN THE RING!! I'M THINKING THAT HE HAS SOME OBJECTIONS TO THIS!! KAI: YOU WOULD THINK!! ROCK: BERYL, FIRST OF ALL, THE ROCK WIPES A MONKEY'S ASS WITH WHAT YOU WANT TO DO TO CHICHI!! Crowd goes NUTS. KING: AHHH!! JR: Goku got pushed to the limit, but the Rock has BEEN pushed to HIS limit more than once in his LIFE!! ROCK: Now, last night, at Backlash, it was the Rock and the Mutha Queen, going ONE ON ONE, but not in the type of match that the Great One would've liked to have been. Last night, at Backlash, The Rock, the Great One, The Brama Bull, should've got the CWF Belt, and did the same thing that Goku just did with the belt. The Rock should be the NEXT CWF...CHAMPION!! Crowd rocks the house. ROCK: But onto TONIGHT. Beryl, you seem as if you hold that title up high. It seems that you are PROUD to be the CWF Champion, but the Rock has something in which you lost in the process. The Rock has something that your JABRONI ASS will NEVER EVER have again. And that tonight is....THE PEOPLE!! Crowd cheers. KING: OH MAN!! CROWD: ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY... JR: AND THERE GO 20 THOUSAND PLUS, SCREAMING THE ROCK'S NAME!! ROCK: Queen Beryl, the Rock wants you...no, the Rock doesn't want you, the Rock COMMANDS you to put that title on the line...TONIGHT!! JR: WAIT A MINUTE!! The Rock vs. Queen Beryl TONIGHT, for the title. KAI: That will put Goku'sh plansh on hold. BERYL: Hey CROCK!! You want me tonight, you GOT me tonight. JR: ALL RIGHT!! Rock vs. QB right here TONIGHT!! KING: This is NOT good for QB!! ROCK: Queen BITCH... Crowd cheers. JR: OHHH!! KING: OH NO!! THE ROCK HAS A DEATH WISH!! ROCK: The Rock will take that title away from the hand that be TONIGHT, IF YOU SMEEEELLLLL, WHAT THE ROCK, IS, COOKIN'!! [his music plays] JR: WHAT A MATCHUP THAT WAS JUST ANNOUNCED HERE TONIGHT!! THE ROCK VS. QUEEN BERYL FOR THE TITLE TONIGHT!! KING: I DON'T THINK THAT THIS IS A VERY GOOD IDEA!! IT MAY BE THE SHORTEST TITLE REIGN IN CWF HISTORY!! KAI: WELL, MY HEART WON'T BWE BWROKEN!! ALSHO, WE CROWNED NEW TAG CHAMPSH LASHT NIGHT!! ALAN AND ANN!! JR: AND THEY WILL BE OUT HERE MOMENTARILY... Switch to the back, where Heather and Yulee along with the rest of DX are entering the building. KING: And here comes DX!! JR: Heather and Yulee joined DX, and now tonight, they have the chance for Tag Team Gold here. We'll be right back. [start CWF promo] ANN.: FRIENDSHIPS BROKEN!! JR: HEATHER AND YULEE ARE NOW IN DX!! THIS MAKES ME SICK TO JUST SEE!! ANN.: FAMILIES TORN!! SERENA: Misty, your the daughter that I NEVER HAD!! Switch to the backstage area, where Gohan is consuling Reenie, and Reenie is crying into his sholder. JR: Reenie is heartbroken. ANN.: AND ENGAGEMENTS ANNULLED!! ...As Serenity is ready to get dirty...BERYL KCIKS HER IN THE MIDSECTION!! CHIMEL: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the match, and NEW, CWF World Champion, Queen Beryl. ANN.: CWF BACKLASH, THE ENCORE,TOMMORROW NIGHT, AND ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!! [end CWF promo] They then go to a break, then come back with Michael Cole standing by with the Original Henchmen. COLE: Well, Zarbon, Dodoria, you two had your defferences last night at Backlash when you lost the titles to Alan and Ann, I see that you two settled the disputes, but what a shock, an UPSET for you two to LOSE the Tag Team Titles to the Cardians, last night at Backlash. ZARBON: Believe me, we WILL get those belts BACK. They are coming home with US, and to YOU, those STUPID ass Cardians will REGRET the day that they crossed OUR paths. DODORIA: Alan, you and your little BITCH ASS, Ann, are going to see full center, what we are capable of, as we will kill the Ackolytes' ASSES, and we will SHOW you just how FUTILE we can BE. Switch back to ringside, where Kurt Angle's music starts, and he comes out to the ring to a see of boos. JR: Some strong words from the former tag champions... KING: Will you SHUT UP?! The olympic HERO, the TURE olympic hero, is coming out here. KAI: Oh THAT makes me real EXCITED to know THAT!! ANGLE: TONIGHT, your REAL Olympic hero is going to be in that ring, taking on the lightning rod HERSELF, Prisma. Now, I know that you ALL know that it is an INSULT to all of my fans that not ONLY do I have to FACE her, but I have to face her in a city that has the worst CRIME rate in the HISTORY of the United States. [crowd boos]. IT'S TRUE, IT'S TRUE!! But your ONLY Olympic hero, Kurt Angle, is going to take out that no good sister, becuase you HAVE to know that Prisma doesn't possess ANY of those three I's, and your Olympic Hero will come out on TOP. KING: THERE'S YOUR HERO FOR YOU, JR!! JR: [sarcastically] I am TOUCHED!!! KING: GOOD!! KAI: We will shee if he holdsh up to hish promishe, bwecaushe here comesh hish opponent, Prishma. JR: One of the Four Sisters of Nemisis, and last week on this very program, the Four Sisters had problems with DX, and that has been interfering lately with the Devil Couple's plans. KING: In which she SHOULDN'T do. KAI: That name of Devil Couple bringsh me an even MORE of a shicknessh bwecaushe of what Sherene shaid abwout Mishty. KING: Oh, don't remind us of THAT. JR: I doubt that Reenie is here tonight, as she would still be recovering EMOTIONALLY from that. And speaking of recovering EMOTIONALLY, we want to give our condolences to Vegeta, as he has suffered a great loss to his family. He is not here tonight, but we would like to give our condolences to Vegeta and his family. In the meantime, Prisma is set to go in this matchup, and the bell sounds, and here we go. KING: Prisma will suffer a loss to KURT ANGLE tonight. KAI: I would DOUBT that. JR: Prisma, with a few shots to the face of the Gold metalist, and to the near side goes Angle, to the far side, leap frog by Prisma, and nice hip toss that time. To the ropes again goes Prisma, sholder block by Prisma, and now to the ropes again goes Prisma, and Angle, nice leap frog, and MISSING WITH THE DROP KICK, AND NOW PRISMA WITH THE HURICURANA, TWO, KICKOUT AFTER TWO, AND...OH WAIT A MINUTE, LOOK WHO IS OUT HERE. KAI: IT'SH THE ROAD DOGG!! JR: THE ROAD DOGG, LOOKING ON, AND PRISMA SEES HIM, AS WELL, AND...FIREMAN'S CARRY BY ANGLE, TWO, THREE!! THE MATCH IS OVER!! WHAT A MAJOR UPSET FOR KURT ANGLE!! KING: THE TRUE HERO HAS WON!! I TOLD YOU!! KAI: YEAH, BWUT THE ROAD DOGG HAD SHOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT WIN, KING!! JR: AND NOW THE ROAD DOGG IS COMING TO THE RING!! KING: WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN HERE NOW?! JR: I DON'T KNOW, BUT IN COMES THE ROAD DOGG, AND I DON'T LIKE THE LOOKS OF THIS, AND...WAIT A MINUTE, THERE'S HEATHER AND YULEE, AND THEY ARE ATTACKING THE SISTER OF NEMISIS!! HEATHER AND YULEE WILL TAKE ON THE CARDIANS FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES LATER TONIGHT, BUT THEY ARE DOING A NUMBER ON PRISMA RIGHT HERE AND NOW!! KING: AND NONE OF THE OTHER SISTERS ARE HERE YET!! KAI: PRISHMA HASH TO FEND THEM OFF ALONE RIGHT NOW!! JR: WHICH IS A TASK AND A HALF FOR THE SISTER!! WE ALREADY SAW A CAOTIC NIGHT LAST NIGHT AT BACKLASH, AND SO FAR WE ARE EXPERIENCING ONE HERE TONIGHT SO FAR... Switch to Goku's locker room, where he is coming in. GOKU: Can you believe that Beryl wanted ME to have sex with HER, much less YOU, Chichi?! [no answer] CHICHI?!!! [STILL no answer] OH, JESUS CHRIST, CHICHI!!! DAMN IT!! WHERE IS SHE?! JR: WHAT IN THE HELL?! WHERE DID CHICHI GO?! KING: I DON'T KNOW!! KAI: I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABWOUT WHAT COULD'VE HAPPENED TO HER!! JR: ME EITHER!! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!! WHERE IS CHICHI?! They go to a break, then come back. Misty's music starts up, and she comes out to the ring, surrounded by boos. JR: Welcome back to RAW, and folks, Goku is still looking for Chichi, who dissapeared, and you know how Goku gets sometimes. KING: I don't know what's going on, but I do know that EA Sports, makers of Triple Play 2001, presents CWF Judgement Day, live from the Nassau Colliseum in Uniondale, New York, May the 28th, and only on Pay Per View. JR: Sailor Mars was BIG time screwed out of the title last night. The Devil Couple accomannied Misty to the ring last night, and that was all she wrote once the match started, but what Serena said ABOUT Misty AFTERWARDS was TOTALLY sickening. KAI: That she wash the daughter that her and Darien never had. JR: And that made Reenie's heart SHATTER. And all the while, Sailor Mars got screwed out of the title, but tonight, she is going to get HERS. Misty will have to go against TAZZ here tonight for the Intercontinental Championship....oh no. MISTY: LAST NIGHT, SAILOR MARS, YOU WERE HUMILIATED!! YOU WERE TOTALLY ANNIHLIATED BY ME AND MY ADOPTIVE PARENTS, SERENA AND DARIEN!! I MEAN, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO KICK YOUR ASS ALL ACROSS THE ARENA!! AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING, I DON'T GET WHAT THESE PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT REENIE!! I MEAN, AS FAR AS I KNOW, SERENA NEVER HAD A DAUGHTER EVER IN HER LIFE BEFORE SHE ADOPTED ME!! Crowd boos. JR: Oh come ON!! KAI: I agree, JR. Thish ish pushing it a little. KING: Well, that what you need to expect from the Devil Family. BG: THE MOOD IS ABOUT TO CHANGE!! THE MOOD IS ABOUT TO CHANGE!! THE MOOD IS ABOUT TO CHANGE!! THE MOOD IS ABOUT TO CHANGE!! THE MOOD IS ABOUT TO CHANGE!! THE MOOD IS ABOUT TO CHANGE!! THE MOOD IS ABOUT TO CHANGE!! THE MOOD IS ABOUT TO CHANGE!! Tazz then comes out to his music and with a mic in hand. JR: AND HERE COMES THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE INTERCONTENENTAL TITLE, TAZZ!! KING: HE WANTS TO SPEAK, AS WELL!! TAZZ: HEY, MIST, YOU BETTER REALIZE THAT THIS HUMAN WREAKING MACHINE IS NOT SO EASY TO TAKE DOWN AS YOU DID WITH SAILOR MARS!! TONIGHT, I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS AND TAKE THAT TITLE, AND THERE ARE ONLY TWO THINGS THAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!! NOTHING, OR LIKE IT!! JR: And here we go now. It's Tazz against Misty, and Tazz WITH A SIDE TO SIDE SUPLEX, AND NOW A BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!! AND NOW MISTY MUST BE WISHING THAT SHE HAD THAT DEVIL COUPLE HERE TONIGHT!! KAI: SHE MIGHT BWE WISHING THAT SHE WASHN'T THE IC CHAMP TONIGHT!! KING: I DON'T THINK THAT SHE WOULD BE WISHING THAT!! JR: Misty needs to do SOMETHING here in the early going in this matchup, and Tazz sends her to the far side SAMOAN DROP BY MISTY!! HOW IN THE HELL DID SHE DO THAT IN THAT POSITION?! KING: She is GOOD, JR!! Amit it. KAI: well, she DOESH have shome wreshtling abwility, bwut you need to bwe focushed, ash well, and I don't think that she ish focushed tonight. JR: Misty now, going to the top, and this is not a good move by Misty, BUT SHE GETS A DROP KICK ON TAZZ, BUT BARLEY!! KING: Misty may still be the CWF IC Champ after tonight. All of a sudden, Reenie appears on the Titantron. REENIE: HEY, MISTY!! JR: WAIT A MINUTE!! THAT'S REENIE!! KING: I THOUGHT THAT SHE WASN'T HERE TONIGHT!! JR: I THOUGHT THAT SHE WASN'T HERE, EITHER!! REENIE: So, you're the daugfhter that those two assholes never HAD, now ARE YOU?! And you are also the Intercontinental Champion. Well, now that I had a chance to think about it, I think that I'm nt as sad as I am ANGRY. So I think that I am going to make them know what it's like to deal with the UNKNOWN daughter...or, maybe I'll give you something that I think that you will NEVER forget. All you have to ask NOW is THIS, is this LIVE, or is it MEMOREX?! JR: Misty is staring at the Titantron, and...HEY WAIT A MINUTE, THERE'S REENIE, BUT IN A DIFFERENT OUTFIT, AND A LITTLE GROWN SINCE LAST NIGHT!! KING: SHE'S GOING AFTER MISTY, AS WELL!! KAI: WELL, TAZZ WON'T BWE HAPPY WHEN HE SHEESH THISH!! JR: WAIT A MINUTE, REENIE IS...CHIBI-USA!! SAILOR CHIBI IS HERE!! REENIE WOKE UP CHIBI-USA!! KING: HOW MANY HIDDEN EGOS DO THE SOMMERS FAMILY HAVE?! KAI: WELL, CHIBI HSH GETTING THE JOBW DONE HERE!! JR: AND TIM WHITE IS LETTING IT GO, AND MISTY IS DOWN AND OUT HERE, AND IN THE MEANTIME, TAZZ IS GETTING...TAZZMISSION ON MISTY!! TAZZMISSION ON MISTY!! AND...IT'S OVER!! WE HAVE A NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!! GARCIA: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOR WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NNEEEWWW CWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, TAZZ!! KING: NOT FAIR!! HE SHOULD'VE BEEN DISQUALIFIED!! JR: I AGREE, BUT OH WELL!! MISTY JUST LOST THE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE TO TAZZ, AND NOW SHE IS GOING AFTER CHIBI-USA!! Switch to the back, where Goku is still looking for Chichi. JR: And Goku is still looking for his wife of thirteen years, Chichi, which just disappeared off the face of the Earth, it seemed. KING: Maybe she just went to get drunk or something of the sort. KAI: Well, Goku needsh to find her. I don't know where she could've gone to. Switch to another part of the back, where Yulee and Heather are coming out to the ring for their match. JR: But coming up next, it's going to be Yulee and Heather for DX, going to go against Alan and Ann for the Tag Team Titles, NEXT!! They go to a break, then come back to the ring. The Run DMC DX music starts, and Yulee and Heather comes out to the music. JR: It was last night that Yulee and Heather joined DX, and tonight, they have the chance for gold here, and it was ALSO last night that Alan and Ann WON those titles from Dodoria and Zarbon, the Original Henchmen, which will be against the Ackolytes later on tonight, assuming that they have settled their differences after last night. KAI: Which I truly hope that they have gotten their differencesh shettled. KING: They will HAVE to if they think that they have a chance against the Ackolytes tonight. JR: And here comes the tag team champions, the Cardians, and what a way for them to come off of one of the biggest Pay Per View events YET for this duo, by DEFENDING their titles tonight against a tough duo of Heather and Yulee. KING: I think that Heather and Yulee have a chance in this match tonight. KAI: I DON'T think sho. JR: In any event, here we go. Also later tonight, it is going to be Sailor Moon up against Y2J, Chris Jericho, which WAS the match last NIGHT, but Darkpower made a sort of resisitant DEAL to Mr. Vince McMahon to change it to Chris Jericho vs. Goku for the title shot at King Of The Ring if he moved the ORIGINAL match to tonight on RAW. KAI: I think that that wash a good move on the part of DP, bwecaushe that makesh Moon know that she doeshn't get off THAT eashily. KING: I swear that DP is trying to get Sailor Moon OUT of the CWF. JR: Well, MY feelings wouldn't be hurt if that were true. Ann, now, starting off in this matchup, as she is doing a good job working on Heather, also known as Sailor Saturn, and look a that totally neon green fuku on Saturn, and to the corner goes Ann, and bullet punches to Saturn, to irish whip INTO A CLOSELINE, AND DID YOU SEE AT THE VELOSITY OF HOW HIGH SATURN WENT FROM THE THAT MOVE!! KING: I DID, ALL RIGHT!! KAI: King, you want to change you prediction? KING: I don't know. I know that Saturn and Yulee are BOTH tough. JR: But so are the Cardians, as Ann now, tags in Alan, and these two have EXCELLENT co-existiance here. Alan, now, starting to go to work on Heather, and now Yulee tries to help Heather, and POWERSLAM ON YULEE, NOT A VERY WISE IDEA!! KING: I WONDER IF THE ROCK IS THINKING REAL DEEPLY FOR HIS MATCH TONIGHT!! JR: HE'S GOT A CHANCE FOR THE TITLE HERE TONIGHT!! HIM VERSUS QUEEN BERYL HERE TONIGHT FOR THE CWF TITLE!! KAI: He BWETTER win THAT match tonight. KING: Oh, listen to YOU, Kai. KAI: Well, I didn't think that Bweryl would DO that. JR: In any event, Alan is still working on Heather, and I think that this is going to be time for them to end this, and Ann goes to the top, and....DOOM TREE DROP!!! ONE, TWO, AND THIS THING IS OVER IN A HURRY!! KING: What a night this has been. JR: This is going to be something that is going to last a long time. Alan and Ann are still the CWF Tag Champions. Switch to the back, where Goku is STILL looking for Chichi. KING: Where could she BE, JR?! KAI: Don't try to ashk HIM. I don't think that he knowsh, and neither do I. Switch to another part in the back, where Sailor Moon is coming out. JR: Coming up next, Sailor Moon is going to be up against Y2J Chris Jericho, and that match will be a barnburner, NEXT!! CWF RAW ? 2000 Cartoon Wrestling Federation. ______________________________________________________ CWF WAR ZONE WEEK #38 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Kevin Kelly Michael Cole Michael Haze RING ANN.: Lillian Garcia PLACE: National Car Rental Center, Fort Lauderdale, Florida WEB SITE: http://officialcwf.cjb.net ______________________________________________________ Sailor Moon's music starts as she comes to the ring. JR: Welcome back, and I think that Sailor Moon has her work cut out for her here tonight, as she taqkes on Y2J Chris Jericho. KING: And Sailor Moon is going to win this match tonight, I can FEEL it. JR: I would beg to DIFFER, as Y2J is going to come out in a few minutes, and tonight, CWF RAW is brought to you by priceline.com, the official airline provider of the CWF. KING: And by 1-800-COLLECT. Save a buck or two. JR: And by Playstation. Live in your world, play in ours. BG: 5...4...3...2...1...0... *BOOOOOOOM!!!* BG: (Come on, Jericho!) You know I've gotcha...yeah! (what?) Break the wall DOWN! (Break down the walls....AAAAH!) FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK, AND WHATCHA WANT, AND YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE JUDAS, AND I'M YOUR PRIEST, BABY WHAT I'VE GOT IS LOCKED FROM THE LEAST, BRING IT TO THE STAGE, IN THE RAGE OF THE BEAST! STEP IN THE ARENA, AND BREAK THE WALL DOWN, STEP IN THE ARENA, AND BREAK THE WALL DOWN!!! JR: ADN HERE COMES Y2J, AND LOOK AT THIS!! KING: HE HAS COMPANY!! JR: A LOT OF IT!! SAILOR MARS, JUPITER, AND DARKPOWER!! KING: WHAT IS THIS?! JR: I'M GUESSING... Y2J: WELCOME TO, RAW...IS...JERICHO!! AND MS. MOON, I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO SAILOR PYRO, AND I DON'T THINK THAT ANYONE LIKE IT, SO TONIGHT, LET Y2J BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU, AND WHEN I AM DONE, YOU WILL NEVER...EEEEEEEEVER, MESS WITH Y2J OR ANY OF THESE JERICHOHOLICS, AGAIEN!! He enters the ring. KING: NO FAIR!! TIM WHITE IS LETTING THIS GO?! JR: HE DID LAST NIGHT, AND LOOK AT THIS!! KING: SAILOR MARS IS DISTRACTING THE REFEREE, AND LOOK AT SAILOR JUPITER!! JR: Y2J WITH A SUPLEX, AND NOW JUPITER, WITH THE JUPITERSAULT!! KING: SAILOR MOON IS GETTING WHAT SHE GAVE MARS LAST NIGHT!! JR: SERVES HER RIGHT!! KING: NO IT DOESN'T!! JR: LIKE SHE DIDN'T DO THIS TO MARS LAST NIGHT!! KING: I don't believe this. JR: Y2J, now, setting Sailor Moon for a powerbomb, and down, but...OH WAIT A MINUTE, DOUBLE IT UP...AND DOWN SHE GOES!! KING: OH NO, NOT THIS!! JR: AND LOOK AT THIS!! THE WALLS OF JERICHO!! AND SAILOR MOON IS TRYING TO GET TO THE ROPES, AND DOES...BUT DARKPOWER AS JUST SHOVED HER AWAY FROM THE ROPES, AND Y2J HAS GOT HER RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! THIS IS GOING TO BE HELLISH HERE!! AND...SHE GIVES!! SAILOR MOON HAS LOST THIS MATCH, AND WAY TO GO, JERICHO!! KING: WAY TO GO, JERICHO?! THIS IS A CRIME!! JR: SHE DESERVED IT!! SHE TOTALLY DESERVED IT!! THIS IS NOT GOING THE WAY THAT SERENA HAD PLANNED IT!! Switch to the back, where the Original Henchmen are headed towards the ring. JR: And coming up next, do they have their disputes settled. The Original Henchmen vs. the Ackolyes, and they are next. [start CWF promo] ANN.: FRIENDSHIPS BROKEN!! JR: HEATHER AND YULEE ARE NOW IN DX!! THIS MAKES ME SICK TO JUST SEE!! ANN.: FAMILIES TORN!! SERENA: Misty, your the daughter that I NEVER HAD!! Switch to the backstage area, where Gohan is consuling Reenie, and Reenie is crying into his sholder. JR: Reenie is heartbroken. ANN.: AND ENGAGEMENTS ANNULLED!! ...As Serenity is ready to get dirty...BERYL KCIKS HER IN THE MIDSECTION!! CHIMEL: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the match, and NEW, CWF World Champion, Queen Beryl. ANN.: CWF BACKLASH, THE ENCORE,TOMMORROW NIGHT, AND ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!! [end CWF promo] They then go to a break, then come back. The Ackolytes music starts, and they come out to the ring. KING: Here comes the moment of truth, JR!! Can the Original Henchmen co-exist? JR: It's not a matter of whether or not they can co-exist at THIS point, it's whether they have settled their dispute after last night, in which they lost the titles to the Cardians. They have to go up against the APA tonight, but it might be The Henchmen that wil need the APA to protect them from each OTHER, because I don't think that that team is in anyay together right now. KING: They had some problems in the PAST, though, JR. I think that whatever differences they had, they can mend. JR: And remember what ELSE happened that COULD'VE caused their sudden argument, which was the absence of Frieza, thanks to Teddy Long's judgement call to eject him from ringside, as the Original Henchmen come to the ring now, and they are not wasting anytime. Here we go now. KING: This isn't going to be a match, JR!! JR: This is going to be a fight, THAT much HAS to be true. All four men are in the ring right now, and Dodoria and Zarbon, are irish whipping Bradshaw and Farrooqq at the sme time, reversal, and...THEY BOTH CLOSELINED EACH OTHER AT THE SAME TIME!! KING: Was that INTENTIONAL?! JR: I don't know, but certanily, that had to be a head on collision that had to hurt big time, and now Dodoria and Zarbon are getting up here. KING: UH OH!! JR: Zarbon, looking at Dodoria with an evil look, and...ZARBON JUST PUSHED DODORIA RIGHT ON HIS KIESTER THERE, AND DODORIA IS GETTING BACK UP, AND...UH OH!! KING: I THINK THAT YOU WERE RIGHT, JR!! THESE TWO CAN'T GET ALONG!! JR: BRADSHAW WITH THE CLOSELINE FROM HELL, AND NOW FARROQQ AND BRADSHAW WITH ZARBON, WITH...DOUBLE POWERBOMB, AND THIS THING IS OVER BIG TIME!! KING: I WOULD SAY, AND JR, I DON'T THINK THAT THEY CARE ABOUT THE MATCH MORE THAN WHAT HAS HAPPENED WITH THEM!! JR: THIS IS NOT GOOD!! THE ACKOLYTES WIN, BUT THE REAL STORY IS BACK IN THE RING!! ZARBON AND DODORIA ARE GOING TO KILL EACH OTHER HERE...WAIT A MINUTE, HERE COMES FRIEZA, AND I THINK THAT FIREZA IS GOING TO TRY TO BE THE PEACEMAKER HERE!! KING: TOO LATE FOR THAT!! JR: AND FRIEZA IS TRYING TO GET THIS THING SEPERATED...WHAT THE...?! KING: THE HENCHMEN ARE GOING ALL OVER FRIEZA HERE!! MY GOSH!! JR: WAS THIS THE PLAN ALL ALONG?! AND ZARBON AND DODORIA ARE EMBRASSING IN THE RING!! THEY TRICKED FRIEZA, AND THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE PRETTY WHEN HE COMES TO!! KING: WHY, THOUGH, JR?! WHY DID THEY DO THAT TO FRIEZA?! Switch to the back, where Goku...IS COMING TO THE RING!! JR: UH OH!! KING: Goku is coming out HERE!! JR: I guess Goku is tired of looking for Chichi. He's coming out here to the ring. What is going to happen? We'll be right back. They go to a break, then come back. [begin CWF promo] Scene is on a busy street. James, dressed in a green shirt with the phrase "MAKE 7" on it is walking. JAMES: Hey, I'm the guy who makes 7-up - I also write the advertising! I just came up with a GREAT NEW SLOGAN! "Make 7-up yours!" Make 7... He turns around, and the phrase "UP YOURS" is on the back of his shirt. JAMES: ...up yours! JAMES: (to some guy) Thanks, I appreciate it. JAMES: (to a girl) Make 7-up yours, baby! JAMES: (to the camera) Ahh, people just LOVE it! This time, James has his back to the camera, pointing to the back of his shirt, to a guy in a car. JAMES: MAKE 7-UP YOURS!!! The car rear-ends another car. JAMES: (to a group of people) YO MY MAN, MAKE 7-UP YOURS! (no response.) HA-HA-HAAA! JAMES: (to a nerd) Make 7...UP YOURS! NERD: (offended) SAME TO YOU! JAMES: Same to me...! See, it's catching on already! The 7-up graphic is shown. JAMES: (to a japanese business man) Hey, make 7-up yours, man! The guy goes off in japanese except for "up yours". JAMES: Oh, we goin' GLOBAL with this thing! [end CWF promo] Goku's music comes on, and he comes out to the ring. KING: HA HA!! JR, you have to amit that that commerial cracks you up everytime that it comes on. JR: That was one of the commercials that was shown on the pre-game show earlier yesterday. Best of the CWF with Ash and Gohan, but that is nothing compared to what we saw last NIGHT at backlash. A lot of things happened, but right now, this is puzzling. Where did Chichi go? KING: LIKE I KNOW!! JR: Goku WANTS to know HIMSELF, and I gues he is going to address it. He has looked all over, and he has not found her ANYWHERE yet. KING: I'm not worried as to where she is than I am worried as to what he is going to do when he FINDS her. JR: I don't think that it will be anything that YOU are thinking about, King. GOKU: Chichi, I have been looking all over for you, and can't find you. Now, you know that I am not going to be controlling, but I want to know hat you are okay, so I am asking you to come out here and show me that you are okay. That is all that I am asking. JR: That's a simple request. GOKU: PLEASE?! KING: I don't think that there is anything... BG: G-TV!! JR: Wait a minute, G-TV is on the Titantron. KING: What is THIS?! BG:...G-TV!! G-TV!! The G-TV intro gives way to a picture of Chichi in bed...WITH QUEEN BERYL!! KING: WHAAA....?! JR: WHAT THE HELL?! CHICHI: My GOD that was good. BERYL: Glad you were more up to it than Goku was. CHICHI: Talk about the DARKER side of me. BERYL: Well, better get ready for my match with the Rock. CHICHI: Hey, Michelle, can we do this again sometime. BERYL: How about tommorrow. I'm off tommorrow, so we can do this ALL DAY LONG, without anyone BOTHERING us. CHICHI: Thanks. G-TV cuts off. JR: Ladies and gentlemen, we are shocked at what we just saw. KING: And so is Goku. JR: He saw what WE all saw. KING: My GOD!! You know what this MEANS?! JR: Goku was faithful, but CHICHI sure as hell WASN'T!! Title match, NEXT, but I don't know about how THIS is going to affect anything NORMAL!! NEXT, Title on the line, Rock and Beryl, NEXT!! They take their final commercial break, then come back. Beryl's music starts, and she comes out, with mixed reactions from the crowd (guess WHY). JR: Welcome back to CWF RAW, and as Beryl comes out, I cannot BELIEVE of what we've just SEEN a few minutes AGO!! Chichi Sonn, the wqife of Goku Sonn for thirteen Goddamn YEARS, had, well... KING: Played TENCIL HOCKEY with QB!! JR: Well, she DEFINITLY did more than THAT, and now we are set for the match. The Rock... BG: IF YOU SMEEELLLLLL....WHAT THE ROCK....IS COOKIN'!! KING: AND HERE HE COMES!! JR: HE MAY WIN...WAIT A MINUTE, GOKU IS COMING IN, AND HE JUST PUT THE ROCK DOWN ON THE STAGE, AND HERE HE COMES AFTER QUEEN BERYL... Darkpower comes out. DP: WAIT A MINUTE, GOKU!! JR: Wait a minute. Darkpower is out here. KING: What is HE doing out here?! JR: I don't know. DP: Now, Goku, I know why you are upset. I know how much of a wife you have had so far in Chichi, and I cold not BELIEVE what I saw, since I saw it as much as everyone in this arena, in the back, at home, and ESPECIALLY YOU, Goku, saw. But I think that Rock, I'll give you a title shot when the time comes, because Beryl, at Judgement Day...well, I said last night that the number one contender for Judgement Day was already picked. And Goku, you have your #1 contendership for the King Of The Ring. Beryl, I have the PERFECT person for you to compete with in Uniondale, New York. JR: Wait a MINUTE. KING: Who IS it?! DP: So, without further adue, your opponent for the CWF World Title on May 28th. JR: Who is it?! Then................GLASS SHATTERS!! JR: STONE COLD!! KING: WHAAAA.....!? JR: STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN IS HERE, AND HE IS COMING OUT TO FACE BERYL, AND HE...STUNNER!! STUNNER!! KING: THE PERSON DP PICKED IS NONE OTHER THAN STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!! JR: STONE COLD VS. QUEN BERYL ROUND 2!! EVERYONE'S BEEN WANTING TO SEE IT, AND THEY ARE GOING TO GET THEIR WISH!! THE REMATCH!! THE REMATCH IS GOING TO HAPPEN IN UNIONDALE!! KING: OH NO!! AND I THOUGHT THAT BERYL WAS IN TROUBLE TONIGHT!! SHE'S REALLY GOING TO BE IN TROUBLE AT JUDGEMENT DAY!! JR: AND THIS CANNOT MAKE BERYL FEEL ANY BETTER!! STONE COLD WILL BE BERYL'S OPPONENT!! STONE COLD IS GOING TO JUDGEMENT DAY!! CWF WAR ZONE ? 2000 Cartoon Wrestling Federation.