CWF RAW #6 RATING: R/TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You already KNOW this one!! If you can't tell that everything belongs to their respective companies, then we have a PROBLEM!! ______________________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Michael Cole Serena Sommers BACKSTAGE: Keven Kelly Terry Taylor The New Guy Jerry "The King" Lawler ______________________________________________________________ The Raw is War intro starts, and afterwards, after about a minute of fans and pyros, the commentators start. COLE: TONIGHT, THE UNDERTAKER HAS SAID THAT HE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY HERE TONIGHT, AND RUMORS HAVE BEEN FLYING, THAT IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH A CHAMPIONSHIP HERE... The sounds of the Undertaker then comes on, and the Undertaker, ALONE, makes his way to the ringside area. COLE: Right here TONIGHT, The Undertaker has something to say, THAT'S for DAMN sure here TONIGHT!! Welcome to RAW everybody!! I am Michael Cole alongside Serena Sommers, and Serena, the Undertaker, the personification of EVIL, has something to say here TONIGHT in the Gund Arena in Cleveland!! SERENA: We heard it had SOMETHING to do with some kind of title here!! He IS the European Champion, and I guess that he wants to DEFEND the title here TONIGHT!! The Undertaker, now in the ring, grabs the mike, and begins speaking. UNDERTAKER: Last week, I got the European Title!! HOWEVER... COLE: HOWEVER?! UNDERTAKER: This European Title ISN'T gonna do ME justice!! So Darkpower, you can take this Title back!! SERENA: WHAT?! COLE: WHAT IS HE DOING?!! UNDERTAKER: But WAIT!! It's not yours YET!! You must give ME something in RETURN in order for ME to give you this title, and that is..A SHOT AT THE WORLD TITLE...TONIGHT!!! COLE: WOAH!! SERENA: OH MAN!! HE WANTS QUEEN BERYL TONIGHT!! UNDERTAKER: Either I KEEP this TITLE, or I get the World Title Shot!! What will it BE?!! COLE: He's asking the CEO to PICK ONE!! Darkpower then appears on the stage. DARKPOWER: Give me that title, and you've GOT IT!! COLE: WOAH!!! SERENA: MY GOD!!! UNDERTAKER: I'll leave it HERE!! Now, you can get it, and we have a... All of a sudden...CORPERATION MUSIC STARTS PLAYING!! Shane McMahon then comes out!! COLE: SERENA, THAT'S SHANE MCMHAON!!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING OUT HERE?!! SERENA: THIS IS NOT GOOD!! SHANE: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! It's NOT happening this way!! Triple H does not WANT The UNDERTAKER!! This ISN'T gonna happen here TONIGHT!! Triple H has informed me that he want BERYL'S ass, NOT YOU, dead man!! SERENA: I'm interpreting this ANOTHER way, Michael Cole!! I think Shane believes that QB doesn't have a CHANCE against the Man from the Dark Side!! COLE: You noticed that TOO?!! DARKPOWER: I am NOT gonna REVERSE this!! Queen Beryl vs. The Undertaker here TONIGHT!! SHANE: NO NO NO!!! Undertaker, you can KEEP that European Title!! Triple H wants Queen Beryl at Unforgiven!! She will be the one going into Unfor... The Negaverse music interrupts the two. COLE: OH MY!! WE'RE ABOUT TO GET ONE QUEEN'S REACTION!! SERENA: I'm sure she heard what Shane said, as WELL!! Beryl comes out and GRABS the mike from Shane!! BERYL: First of all, Shane, you BETTER quit your bitchin', because if you DON'T, I'm gonna shove this staff so far up your ASS that you [mike cuts off]---- -- ---- -- ----[mike comes back on] for a WEEK!! COLE: OH MY!!! SERENA: I think she MEANS it, Michael!! BERYL: You've been saying that Triple H wants ME at Unforgiven, and not the Dead ASS!! From what I can hear, you're saying, BASICALLY, that I can't kick his ASS here tonight!! COLE: UH OH!! She had it OUR way, as WELL!! BERYL: And Undertaker, you can give up that European Title!! You've GOT THE MATCH TONIGHT!! COLE: YEAH!! CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE TONIGHT!! SHANE: WAIT JUST A MINUTE, Beryl!! Because I am SURE that the Undertaker would LOVE to beat you on your home GROUNDS...NEGAMATCH for the title!! SERENA: OH MY GOD!! Beryl has it HER way!!! UNDERTAKER: Shane, I GREATLY applaud your offer, but Darkpower, THAT'S NOT THE TYPE ON MATCH I WANT!! You see, there's a cage hanging high about the Gund Arena here tonight!! SERENA: OH NO!! This CAN'T be what I'm THINKING it's gonna be!! UNDERTAKER: And TONIGHT, let's make it...A HELL IN A CELL MATCH!! Let's USE that thing to our ADVANTAGE!! No one gets in...AND NO ONE GETS OUT!!! SERENA: EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!! COLE: HELL IN A CELL MATCH FOR THE TITLE!! DARKPOWER: You GOT IT!! COLE: YEAH!! SHANE: Oh NO!!! NEGAMATCH, for the TITLE!! COLE: Wait a minute, NOW!! DARKPOWER: Shane, you're NOT the CEO!! I AM!! Hell in a Cell match for the title here TONIGHT!! SHANE: NEGAMATCH!! DARKPOWER: HELL IN A CELL!! SHANE: NEG...!! BG: AHHHH, OHHHHH, SHAWN!! COLE: WHAT THE HELL IS HBK DOING OUT HERE?! SERENA: LOOK AT THAT!! COLE: HE'S COMING UP THAT EVEVATOR ON THE STAGE, THERE!! HBK: NOW NOW NOW!! Can't we all just get ALONG, and settle this like CIVILIZED men?!! I mean, COME ON!! Now, seeing that I am the commissoner of the CWF, I am going to do this MY WAY!! And not Shane, nor Darkpower have ANYTHING to say about it, because what I say, GOES!! Now, Undertaker, you said you wanted the Hell in a Cell match for the title TONIGHT, DID you?!! UNDERTAKER: Hey, I DIDN'T stutter!! HBK: Now, all I need to know is Queen Beryl, do you want this match!! BERYL: I don't give a rat's ASS what type of match it IS, because I'm gonna kick his ASS tonight!! HBK: WELL, then, if THEY want it, I don't see the TROUBLE!! HELL IN A CELL MATCH TONIGHT!! Now, HIT MY MUSIC!! [his music plays] COLE: So TONIGHT, it will be a Hell in a Cell match for the title here TONGIHT!!! Queen Beryl against the Undertaker, and I KNOW that Triple H cannot be happy about THIS!! SERENA: Certanly he's got something to say about all of THIS!! But ALSO tonight, it will be Jeff Jarret against Rubeus, and we hear that this will be the FIRST time these two are gonna be in the ring in the CWF!! COLE: And PLUS, take a listen at THIS one!! It's gonna be Goku against Ken Shamrock, who will be taking the place of Stone Cold Steve Austin, because if anyone saw the WWF's Summerslam two Sundays ago, you saw him getting his knee broken by Triple H at Summerslam!! Goku was schedualed to FACE him, but NOW is a DIFFERENT story, since THIS thing had escalated from two Sunday's ago, on our last Sunday Night Heat before Wrestlemania!! It's gonna be one HELL of a matchup!! SERENA: Plus, the ROCK is gonna BE here... Camera switch to Triple H in the back, coming into the Gund Arena. COLE: WOAH!! TRIPLE H MAY NOT HAVE EVEN HEARD IT YET!! Earl Hebner then comes up to Triple H. HEBNER: Triple H, it has just been ANNOUNCED that the Undertaker and Queen Beryl will have a Hell in a Cell match!! TRIPLE H: Well GOOD! Maybe she'll be softened up, so I'll kick her ass at Unforgiven!! [he starts to walk away] HEBNER: AND IT'S GONNA BE FOR THE TITLE!! He stops DEAD!! TRIPLE H: WHAT did you just say?!! HEBNER: It was for the World Title!! Beryl vs. The Undertaker, Hell in a Cell!! Triple H then grabs Hebner by the shirt. TRIPLE H: YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH!! HE'S NOT GONNA BE MY OPPONENT!!! COLE: WATCH IT HERE!! HEBNER: I was only told to say it to you!! TRIPLE H: I'M GONNA GO OUT THERE AND GIVE THAT DARKPOWER A LITTLE PIECE OF MY MIND!! [he walks away angry] COLE: Oh MAN!! Triple H is coming out HERE, and he's NOT HAPPY!! They go to a break. [start CWF commercial] ANN.: It's the war that started out of the BLUE!! SERENA: ... [HHH punches Beryl on the edge, and Beryl goes off of the stage INTO A TABLE!!] OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!! Beryl just flew five feet off of that stage, and into a table!!... KING: Oh my God!! SERENA: ...we may be LOOKING at the VERY FIRST CWF CHAMPION!! ANN.: And there was no STOPPING it!! ...Beryl flies above the ropes and hits the steel ramp with her back, and VERY HARD!! She then becomes limp. ROSS:... BERYL JUST FELL 20 DAMN FEET ONTO THAT STEEL, AND SHE'S NOT MOVING!!... He PUSHES THE LADDER, and the top...FALLS ONTO BERYL, WITH THAT TOP HITTING THE ALREADY INJURED RIBS...SHE MAY HAVE ELECTRICUTED THERE...SHE'S NOT MOVING!!...what Triple H did TONIGHT was TOO FAR!! ANN.: Now, one blueblood is looking to take the gold!! HHH: I think it's a PLAN, Queen BITCH!! ANN.: While one Queen looks for REVENGE!! BERYL:...I'm walking with a limp in my right leg, THAT YOUR LAZY-ASS MADE!!...I can NEVER pay you back ENOUGH now!! ...as you SEE, I'm stille a living and BEATHING little BITCH!! ANN.: TRIPLE H!! QUEEN BERYL!!! NEGAMATCH!! CWF TITLE!!! CWF UNFORGIVEN, brought to you by Chef Boyardee!!! Live, September 19 from the Pepsi Arena in Albny, NY!! Exclusivly on Pay-Per-View!! [end CWF commercial] They then continue with the break, and then come back. COLE: Just a few moments ago, [RAW replay graphic shows] Shawn Michaels said that a Hell in a Cell match for the title will happen TONGIHT, but Triple H wasn't happy!! ...TRIPLE H: YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH!! HE'S NOT GONNA BE MY OPPONENT!!! HEBNER: I was only told to say it to you!! TRIPLE H: I'M GONNA GO OUT THERE AND GIVE THAT DARKPOWER A LITTLE PIECE OF MY MIND!! [he walks away angry] They come back from the reply. BG: ONE TWO, IS THIS ON!! Triple H comes out to his music, UNHAPPY!! COLE: Well, Triple H is coming out here, not happy that the Undertaker got his title match TONIGHT!! SERENA: Well, Triple H is said to have been wanting to face Queen Beryl, but if the Undertaker was to win TONIGHT, then he'll have to face the UNDERTAKER, which is NOT in his best MIND, and PLUS, the Undertaker would have a NEGAMATCH there for the title!! Triple H gets the mike and begins speaking. TRIPLE H: Darkpower, you son of a BITCH!! Get your ass out here right NOW!! COLE: WOAH!!! TRIPLE H: You think that you can SCREW me out of a title by putting the UNDERTAKER as the #1 contender here TONIGHT!! NUH UH!! OVER MY DEAD BODY!! I DON'T WANT THE DEAD MAN'S ASS!! I WANT QUEEN BITCH'S ASS AT UNFORGIVEN, AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M GONNA GET!! AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA SCREW ME, EITHER, BECAUSE IF YOU DO, I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!! SERENA: I think he should think TWICE before he DOES anything!! Darkpower appears on stage. DARKPOWER: Hey, Triple H, I wish that I could HELP you!! I wish that I could DO something about it, but, if you didn't SEE it EARLIER, it wasn't ME who came UP with the match!! it was HBK, Shawn Michaels who did it!! TRIPLE H: Well,... BG: AHHH, OHHHH, SHAWN!!! Shawn comes out AGAIN. HBK: Triple H, I KNOW that you must be feeling BESIDE yourself!! You are not to BLAME for that!! DARKPOWER IS!! COLE: WAIT A MINUTE!! SERENA: WHAT?! HBK: You see, I didn't do ANYTHING beyond MY duties!! DARKPOWER here came UP with the idea!!! DARKPOWER: WAIT A MINUTE, HBK!!! I didn't come up with it, the UNDERTAKER did!! TRIPLE H: Hey, HBK, who the hell came up with the damn MATCH, that's what I want to know!! HBK: Triple H, Darkpower is the man that's trying to SCREW you, not ME!! You SEE, in HIS mind, Beryl is the PERFECT champion!! COLE: COME ON HERE!! What is HBK doing here?! HBK: Darkpower is trying to PROTECT her. You see, in HIS mind, Beryl's the PERFECT CHAMPION!! HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO MADE THE MATCH!! Sure, the Undertaker may have SAID he wanted it, but you DIDN'T have to GIVE it to him!! Triple H, he's all YOURS!! TRIPLE H: Shawn, are you SURE that he CAN'T FIRE ME!!! HBK: I have your contract, and it STATES that he CANNOT FIRE you for hitting him when it's PROVOKED, and I think this is being PROVOKED!! NO, HE CAN'T!! Oh, and Darkpower, ONE MORE THING!! He drops the mike and lands Sweet Chin Music on Darkpower's face. Darkpower drops down. COLE: [real exited voice] WHAT THE HELL!!! HBK JUST NAILED DARKPOWER WITH SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! HBK: Now Triple H, darkpower finalized the Hell in a Cell format, so now I can't change it into a Negamatch, or just throw the match out ALTOGETHER, but you CAN get RETRUBUTION for what he did to try to SCREW YOU!!! GO FOR IT!! Triple H then heads towards the ramp, and goes up it quickly. COLE: COME ON!!! TRIPLE H IS GOING UP THE RAMP, AND NOW REFEREES ARE HOLDING HIM BACK from THE CEO, HERE. BUT IT IS OBVIOUS TO ME THAT HBK AND TRIPLE H ARE WORKING TOGETHER, HERE!! SERENA: I AGREE!! REFS ARE TRYING TO GET ALL OF THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT HERE!! WE NEED TO TAKE A BREAK HERE!! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!! [start CWF commercial] ANN.: Everyone has been WAITING for a day that stands out!! Everyone's been waiting for a day that shows what the world MEANS!! Everyone...WILL GET THAT DAY!! CWF SMACK DOWN IS COMING, but we need YOU to tell US where you WANT it!! E-Mail the CWF (darkpowrjd@aol.com), with the place (web site) you want CWF Smack Down. The owner that wins the contest will have CWF Smack Down on their network (web site)!! START WRITING, and YOU may be the one that gives a faithful day!! [end CWF commercial] They go to a break, then come back. When they come back, Reenie in the back is getting a lecture from...CHRIS JERICHO!! JERICHO: Little one, I'm trying to save everyone's JOBS here!! You understand, RIGHT?! REENIE: YEP!! JERICHO, YOUR OUR HERO!! JERICHO: That's RIGHT!! I'm trying to save your mother's JOB here, as WELL as your generation's in the FUTURE!! You see, when you grow up, I hope that you will be just like ME!! You'll be the newest millenium mark!! Now,... They go back to ringside. The RAW replay graphic then shows. SERENA: Well, I guess my future daughter may want to walk in Jericho's boots in the future, but a few minutes AGO, Darkpower GOT a boot in his FACE by Shawn Michals, the COMMISSIONER, and then left with Triple H!! What are THOSE two up to! They go back to ringside once AGAIN!! BG: WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT?!! Al Snow comes out with Pepper in hand. COLE: Well, for right NOW, it's gonna be Al Snow against Ash here, and he's got Pepper in hand, and tonight, Raw is War is brought to you by 10-10-220!! Dial it, and talk up to 20 minutes for only 99 cents. SERENA: And by Burger King!! When you have it your way, it just TASTES better. COLE: And by Castrol Motor Oil, the official motor oil of the WWF!! Now when you buy a casse of Castrol Motor Oil, you can pick up one of four WWF Superstar posters while supplies last, see case for DETAILS!! Well Al Snow here...what's he doing over here?! Al Snow hands Pepper over to Serena. AL SNOW: Watch him for me!! Don't let him out of your site!! SERENA: [getting Pepper put into her hands] What are you DOING?! SNOW: Watch him for me!! [he goes into the ring] COLE: A little DOG WATCHING for YOU tonight!! SEREENA: VERY FUNNY, COLE!! Ash's theme starts. He comes out!! COLE: Here comes Ash, and NOW the match is underway, as Al Snow met Ash on the ramp, exchanging blows match. SERENA: GOOD PUPPY!! COLE: WILL YOU PAY ATTENTION TO THE MATCH!! Al Snow now, onto the stage, and this is a Hardcore Rules match, ladies and gentlemen!! SERENA: I haven't shaken this much in YEARS!! COLE: I don't know what to do about...OH MY!! AL SNOW JUST RAMMED ASH'S HEAD INTO THE STEEL GRATING THERE, AND NOW AL SNOW, WITH...AN ELBOW ON THE STEEL THERE!! SERENA: I think Pepper liked that one!! COLE: OH PLEEZE!! Pay attention to the match, WILL YA?! SERENA: YOU try doing it with a DOG in your hands!! COLE: Al Snow has got a chair now, and now he's gonna USE IT!! A HELL OF A CHAIR SHOT BY AL SNOW ONTO ASH'S HEAD!! SERENA: I think we have a little problem here!! COLE: Well, Snow IS giveing Ash a hard time!! SERENA: I'm talking about his DOG!! I think we have a PROBLEM!! COLE: Well...WAIT A MINUTE, LOOK WHO'S COMING UP THE EVEVATOR!! IT'S THE ROCK, AND THE ROCK NOW, WITH AL SNOW, AND HE GRABBED THE STEEL CHAIR, AND NOW...SMASHED IT INTO ASH'S KNEE!! SERENA: Do you think Pepper told Snow he was coming?! COLE: You actually THINK Pepper TALKS to Al Snow?! SERENA: Well, in AL'S mind, I mean!! COLE: I DON'T KNOW!! He may have told Snow ANYTHING in HIS mind!! The Rock now, with that...WAIT A MINUTE, WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE?! THEY ARE IN MASKS, AND THWE TWO, ARE DOING A NUMBER ON AL SNOW AND THE ROCK!! THEY HAVE LAYED OUT THESE TWO, AND [they remove their masks] SERENA, THOSE ARE MISTY AND BROCK!! ASH GOT HIS FRIENDS TO HELP HIM!! SERENA: I hope they can help ME with THIS little guy here!! COLE: MISTY AND BROCK JUST MANHANDLED THE ROCK AND SNOW HERE!! AND NOW THEY'RE LEAVING WITH ASH IN HAND HERE!! SERENA: I think Pepper just said 'Yo Quiro Taco Bell'!! COLE: OH PLEEZE!! SERENA: YOU DIDN'T GET THAT?! COLE: Yeah, I GOT it!!! I also got that Al Snow and the Rock are layed OUT here, and what is gonna HAPPEN HERE NOW?! SERENA: I hope Al Snow is ALIVE enough to come et this DOG from me!! COLE: AL SNOW MAY BE OUT OF IT FOR A WHILE!! SERENA: OH NO!! SOMEONE come get this DOG!! COLE: We'll be right BACK!! SERENA: SOMEONE GET THIS DOG, PLEASE!! They go to a break, then come BACK. BG: (LET'S ROCK IT) TEAM ROCKET, BLAST OFF, AND GONNA KICK SOME ASS (DX)...YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO DO (YEAH)...YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO WEAR (HA HA HA)(WEAR IT DOWN)...YOU THINK THAT YOUR BETTER (YEAH) ...WELL, YOU BETTER GET READY TO BOW TO THE MASTERS (SSSSSSSSSSSSSUCK IT)!! Team DX Rocket comes out. COLE: Welcome back to Raw, everybody, and right now, it's gonna be Team DX Rocket vs. The Ackolytes, and we found out how much the Ackolytes didn't LIKE Team Rocket at Wrestlemania, Serena!! SERENA: I'm still recovering from what Pepper put me through!! Yes, the Ackolytes said that THEY should've been #1 contenders, and they TRIED last WEEK on RAW, to no AVAIL!! COLE: UH OH!! Daniel has the mike!! Lets see what he's gonna do!! DANIEL: HEY CLEVELAND, YOU WANNA SEE THESE TWO KICK THOSE RETARDS' ASSES TONIGHT OR WHAT?!! [crowd cheers] WELL, I THINK WE ARE READY TO GO ON WITH THE SHOW!! SERENA: MAYBE THEY CAN BEAT THEM TONIGHT!! JESSIE: FARROQQ, I'M GONNA MAKE YA WITH YOU NEVER LOOKED FOR TROUBLE!! JESSIE: AND BRADSHAW, YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOUR BIG ASS WILL BE SEEING DOUBLE!! JESSIE: NOW, KICKING TH ACKOLYTES' ASSES WITH DEVISTATION!! JAMES: KICKING THOSE RETARDS OUT OF OUR CWF NATION!! JESSIE: THIS STUFF IS JUST ONE OF THE THINGS WE LOVE!! JAMES: AND THOSE ACKIES ARE GONNA BE LAUNCED TO THE STARS ABOVE!! JESSIE: JESSIE!!! JAMES: JAMES!! DANIEL: AND DANIEL CHIMING IN!! JESSIE: TEAM DX ROCKET, BLASTING OF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!! JAMES: ACKOLYTES, YOU BE SURRENDERING, WITHOUT US EVEN NEEDING A FIGHT!! MEOWTH: MEOWTH!! THAT'S GOD DAMN RIGHT!! Crowd cheers. COLE: CLEVELAND LOVES TEAM ROCKET TONIGHT!! DANIEL: NOW, IF YOUR NOT WITH...THOSE INDIANS, WHO ARE GONNA WIN THE WORLD SERIES THIS YEAR, AND AIN'T DOWN WITH US, THEN WE HAVE TWO WORDS FOR YA!!! ALL IN RING AND CROWD: SUCK IT!!! The Ackolytes come out to their music. COLE: Here come the Ackolytes who FAILED in the Tag Team Title match last week against Sailor Venus and Sailor Jupiter!! SERENA: And it was Venus's EXTRAORDINARY move that put them over the top in that match...WAIT A MINUTE!! Farroqq has the mike!! FARROQQ: Hey, Team RETARDS!! Let's say THIS!! After we hand you your asses here TONIGHT, we get your #1 contender spot!! COLE: WOAH!! SERENA: What a challenge!! JESSIE: You know, normally, we wouldn't, but we can give you that chance TONIGHT!! COLE: OH MY!! Serena, I don't think this is a good idea, here!! If they LOSE here tonight, there OUT of a shot at Unforgiven!! SERENA: They have to have SOMETHING in mind!! COLE: Jessie now, to the corner with Bradshaw here, and with a succession of right hnds, and now irish whip, no REVERSAL and Jessie to the turnbuckle, and now here comes BRADSHAW, and..OH MY GOD!! BRADSHAW WAS LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN, RUNNING RIGHT INTO JESSIE!! MY GOD!! SERENA: If they DO have something in mind, NOW would be a good chance to pull it off!! COLE: Well, Jessie needs a tag here!! Bradshaw now, OVER THE HEAD HERE!! JESSIE, AND...DOWN SHE COMES, ONTO THE CANVAS!! I'm beggining to think we might see the Ackolytes get ANOTHER shot at the title at Unforgiven!! Bradshaw, tags in Farroqq, and now, to the ropes here, and LOOK who's on the stage there!! Venus and Jupiter, the tag champions, and the have the mike!! What are THEY doing!! VENUS: HEY ACKOLYTES!! They stop fighting long enough to look at them. JUPITER: Hey, Team Rocket, this involves you, as well!! THEY now give attention to them. VENUS: Now, INSTEAD of fighting EACH OTHER for #1 spots, why don't you four ALL go into the ring, and we'll let you guys have a Triple Threat Tag Team Title match with US at Unforgiven. COLE: OH MY!!! FARROQQ: Bradshaw and I say..WE'RE FOR IT!! SERENA: That's ONE!! JAMES: [consoles his teammates, then turns tthe Sailors] Hey, we've figured it out, and we say this!! IF YOUR NOT DOWN WITH TEAM ROCKET WINNING THE TRIPLE THREAT MATCH AT UNFORGIVEN, AND TAKING THE TITLES, WE'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!! TEAM ROCKET AND CROWD: SUCK IT!! COLE: I think THAT'S a YES!! JUPITER: We'll see you in the ring then!! [their music plays] COLE: So NOW we have a Triple Threat Tag Team match for the Titles at Unforgiven!! SERENA: WHAT A MATCH THAT WILL... Switch to the back, where Queen Beryl is headed to the ring. COLE: WHAT THE...?! QUEEN BERYL COMING OUT HERE AGAIN!! WHAT IS QB'S AGENDA THIS TIME?! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!! They go off the air. ______________________________________________________________ CWF WAR ZONE #6 RATING: R/TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com DISCLAIMER: You already KNOW this one!! If you can't tell that everything belongs to their respective companies, then we have a PROBLEM!! ______________________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Michael Cole Serena Sommers BACKSTAGE: Keven Kelly Terry Taylor The New Guy Jerry "The King" Lawler ______________________________________________________________ They come back from the break. The Negamusic starts up, and Queen Beryl makes her way into the ring. COLE: WELCOME TO THE WAR ZONE, EVERYONE!! Queen Beryl, who will be involved in a Hell in a Cell match with the Undertaker, for the TITLE, is cming out here NOW, but for WHAT!! SERENA: Well, if ANYTHING at ALL, it's what we saw EARLIER with HBK and Triple H!! COLE: That might be why she's OUT here!!! She grabs a mike, and the music comes to a stop, as she gets ready to speak. BERYL: Triple H, who do you think you ARE?! You harm the CEO of this COMPANY to get to ME?!! WELL, it just so HAPPENS that I am AFTER your ass ANYWAYS, BUT when I get through with YOUR... She gets cut off by a strange sound. Everyone looks up to see a clock on the Titantron with...Y2J, couting down!! 10, 9, 8,... SERENA: JERICHO NOW?! COLE: He has GUTS NOW!! ...,4, 3, 2, 1, 0!! Then the lights go completly out for a few seconds, then heartbearts join blue and green spotlights. And then pyros erupt from the stage, then music starts, and soon one word exlains it all on the Titantron..."JERICHO"!! Then the lights come back on, and shows Jericho, back to audience, standing in the entranceway, and sits there for about 30 seconds before saying anything. JERICHO: WELCOME TO RAW IS JERICHO, ON A CHRIS JERICHO ROMANCE!! He then faces the crowd, then gets to the start of the ramp before stopping. His music soon stops, and he starts to speak. JERICHO: At LAST, your SAVIOR has ARRIVED!! For about a MINUTE now, you have been FORCED to watch THIS piece of GARBAGE... Crowd boos. COLE: More guts than BRAINS here. JERICHO: [continuing] ...as I was SAYING, you've been forced to listen to this person WHINE about how the CEO was beaten up by HBK, who is BORING as it IS ALREADY, and how she is gonna beat on Triple H at Unforgiven, but she has put these people into a deep sleep, because she has BORED them to DEATH with her ENDLESS SPEECHES. But NOW, I am HERE!! I am your HERO, your SAVIOR!! I am here to bring you HOPE, unlike THIS...WASTEFUL, WORTHLESS SLOB OF A PERSON that is in the RING!! SERENA: I don't think he knows what he's DOING here!! BERYL: First of all, who the hell do you think you ARE to interrupt ME?!! To ME, all YOU are is a stupid son of a BITCH that's basically committing SUICIDE with your BITCHIN'!! COLE: WOW!!! BERYL: And if you EVER interrupt me like that AGAIN, I'm gonna take your DAMN head OFF of your WORTHLESS BODY!! JERICHO: Why don't you... He gets hit in the head by a title belt...SAILOR MARS' IC TITLE BELT!! COLE: SAILOR MARS IS OUT HERE, AND SHE JUST NAILED CHRIS JERICHO IN THE HEAD WITH THAT TITLE BELT!! SERENA: JERICHO IS OUT HERE!! AND MARS IS GIVING JERICHO WHAT SHE WANTS TO GIVE HIM, WHICH IS A TOTAL ASS KICKING!! COLE: WELL, Y2J, I THINK, GOT A SOLUTION!! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. GOKU VS. SHAMROCK, NEXT!! They go to a break, then come back. Goku's rock-techno music starts, and he comes out!! COLE: Welcome back to the WAR ZONE everybody!! As Goku gets set for one on one action with Ken Shamrock, we want to remind you that Chef Boyardee presents CWF Unforgiven!! Live, September the 19th, only on Pay Per View!! Ken Shamrock's music now starts, and then he heads out into the ring. He RUNS towards the ring!! COLE: AND HERE WE GO NOW!! ONE ON ONE ACTION!! GOKU VS. THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS MAN, KEN SHAMROCK!! Goku now, whiped into the ropes, far side, and hip toss by Shamrock, and ANOTHER, AND ANOTHER by Shamrock, and now Shamrock, and a ELBOW to the knee of Goku, working to weaken the leg so he can use the Ankle Lock Submission later in the match,...BUT GOKU JUST FLIPPED HIM OVER THE WIDTH OF THE RING!! WOW!! SERENA: Goku is ALSO one of the most dangerous men in the CWF so FAR!! Goku may be able to get the job DONE TONIGHT!! COLE: Shamrock now, whipped to the near side, missing with a closeline, and...BODY BLOCK BY GOKU!!! 1.....2.....AND A STRONG KICK OUT THAT TIME BY KEN SHAMROCK!! Goku now, trying for an arm bar, and now...DROPPING THAT ELBOW ONTO THE CANVAS, and Shamrock's elbow is....OH NO!!! THE LETHAL WEAPON, STEVE BLACKMAN IS COMING OUT HERE!! WHAT IS HE GONNA DO HERE!! SERENA: He's keeping his distance, though!! COLE: That is VERY true. Blackman, staying on the outside, looking on!!! Goku is whipped to the near side...AND STEVE BLACKMAN TRIPPED HIM!! WHAT THE HELL KIND OF GRUDGE DOES STEVE BLACKMAN HOLD ON GOKU!! KEN SHAMROCK NOW SEE HIM, AND HAS LOST ALL INTREST IN THIS MATCH!! SERENA: GOKU MAY BE IN THE WAY OF KEN SHAMROCK TO STEVE BLACKMAN, MICHAEL!! COLE: BLACKMAN'S COMING INTO THE RING, AND HERE THEY GO!! THE REF HAS CALLED FOR THE BELL, AND NOW GOKU IS FLYING TOWARDS THE ROPES, AND...A HELL OF A DROP KICK ON THE LETHAL WEAPON!! WHAT THE HELL IS ALL OF THIS ABOUT!! AND GOKU'S GOT THE MIKE!! GOKU: HEY BLACKMAN, I KNOW YOU WANT TO KICK MY ASS, SO YOU AND ME AT UNFORGIVEN!! COLE: YEAH!!! ANOTHER MATCH FOR UNFORGIVEN!! GOKU VS. STEVE BLACKMAN!! MY GOD, WHAT A MATCHUP!!Still to come, the Man From the Dark Side, the Undertaker, in a Hell in a Cell match against the CWF Champion, Queen Beryl for the title, and...WAIT A MINUTE!! THE BIG SHOW IS IN THE DEAD MAN'S LOCKER ROOM!! WHAT IS HE DOING HERE..?! Scene cuts to Rubeus coming to the ring. SERENA: Here comes Rubeus, and I think he's READY!! COLE: JARRETT WILL HAVE HIS HANDS FULL WHEN WE COME BACK!! [start CWF commercial] ANN.: It's the war that started out of the BLUE!! SERENA: ... [HHH punches Beryl on the edge, and Beryl goes off of the stage INTO A TABLE!!] OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!! Beryl just flew five feet off of that stage, and into a table!!... KING: Oh my God!! SERENA: ...we may be LOOKING at the VERY FIRST CWF CHAMPION!! ANN.: And there was no STOPPING it!! ...Beryl flies above the ropes and hits the steel ramp with her back, and VERY HARD!! She then becomes limp. ROSS:... BERYL JUST FELL 20 DAMN FEET ONTO THAT STEEL, AND SHE'S NOT MOVING!!... He PUSHES THE LADDER, and the top...FALLS ONTO BERYL, WITH THAT TOP HITTING THE ALREADY INJURED RIBS...SHE MAY HAVE ELECTRICUTED THERE...SHE'S NOT MOVING!!...what Triple H did TONIGHT was TOO FAR!! ANN.: Now, one blueblood is looking to take the gold!! HHH: I think it's a PLAN, Queen BITCH!! ANN.: While one Queen looks for REVENGE!! BERYL:...I'm walking with a limp in my right leg, THAT YOUR LAZY-ASS MADE!!...I can NEVER pay you back ENOUGH now!! ...as you SEE, I'm stille a living and BEATHING little BITCH!! ANN.: TRIPLE H!! QUEEN BERYL!!! NEGAMATCH!! CWF TITLE!!! CWF UNFORGIVEN, brought to you by Chef Boyardee!!! Live, September 19 from the Pepsi Arena in Albany, NY!! Exclusivly on Pay-Per-View!! [end CWF commercial] They go to a break, and then come back. COLE: Rubeus is coming out here, getting set for the match against Jeff Jarrett, and this will be the very first time that we will see...WAIT A MINUTE, I'm getting word now that we will go to a break after this match, and then FOLLOWING the break, we will have no more commercial breaks, which will let the Hell in a Cell match be NEXT!! SERENA: WOW!! We're having the match NEXT!?!! COLE: That's what I HEAR!!! Well, Jeff Jarrett is making his way into the arena, and we would like to tell you that Chef Boyardee presents CWF Unforgiven, September 19 from the Pepsi Arena in Albany, New York, exclusively on Pay-Per-View!! We are ready now, Jarrett into a lock up right now, and a knee to the midsection of Jarrett from Rubeus, and now to the ropes now, and Jarrett misses with a closeline, to the far side, and SHOLDER BLOCK...OH NO!!! MARK HENRY IS COMING OUT HERE!! WHAT ELSE IS GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT?! SERENA: We KNOW who Sexual Choclate is after!! COLE: Mark Henry has a chair, and the referee is dis...NO, MARK'S GOT THE GUITAR, and hands it to Jarrett!! And now...OH MY GOD, THE GUITAR JUST SMASHED INTO RUBEUS' HEAD, AND HE IS DOWN, AND FOLKS, THIS ONE'S OVER!! THE REF MAKES JARRETT THE WINNER, AND RUBEUS IS OUT, AND THE HELL IN A CELL MATCH IS NEXT!!! [start CWF commercial] ANN.: Everyone has been WAITING for a day that stands out!! Everyone's been waiting for a day that shows what the world MEANS!! Everyone...WILL GET THAT DAY!! CWF SMACK DOWN IS COMING, but we need YOU to tell US where you WANT it!! E-Mail the CWF (darkpowrjd@aol.com), with the place (web site) you want CWF Smack Down. The owner that wins the contest will have CWF Smack Down on their network (web site)!! START WRITING, and YOU may be the one that gives a faithful day!! [end CWF commercial] They go to a break, then come back. the Hell in a Cell is already ready already (always wanted to say that). COLE: We are ready now for the Undertaker [the Undertaker's music starts up], and HERE HE COMES!! FISHER: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING IS A HELL IN A CELL MATCH WITH TV TIME REMAINING, AND IT IS FOR THE CWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!! MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING, THE UNDERTAKER!! COLE: The Undertaker, getting into...WAIT A MINUTE, QUEEN BERYL WAS UNDER THE RING, AND IS RIGHT BEHIND HIM!! THE UNDERTAKER DOESN'T SEE HER, AND SHE NAILS THE UNDERTAKER!! THE MATCH IS UNDERWAY!! THIS IS A HELL IN A CELL MATCH FOR THE TITLE, AND TRIPLE H IS NOT HAPPY....OH NO. WHAT NOW?! TRIPLE H IS COMING OUT HERE. WHAT'S HE GONNA...HE'S UP ON THE RAMP, WATCHING OVER THIS, TAKING A CLOSER LOOK!! UNDERTAKER NOW, OUTSIDE, AND OH MY!!! INTO THE FENCE GOES THE NEGAQUEEN, AND NOW...INTO THOSE STEEL STEPS, VERY UNFORGIVING!! SERENA: TRIPLE H WANTS BERYL, NOT THE UNDERTAKER, BUT THE DEADMAN MIGHT WIN THIS THING, HERE!! COLE: THE UNDERTAKER NOW, INTO THE FENCE, AND....OH MY GOD, SERENA, THE FENCE JUST BROKE, AND BERYL IS ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE FENCE!! WHAT THE HELL IS GONNA HAPPEN NOW?!! SERENA: COLE, I KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING NOW!!! SHE'S CLIMBING THE FENCE!! COLE: MY GOD, YOUR RIGHT!! AND THE UNDERTAKER IS AFTER HER, AND THIS THING IS GOING 50 FEET ABOVE THE GROUNDS OF THE GUND ARENA HERE!! NOT EVEN THE CAVS WENT UP THIS HIGH BEFORE AND NOW THERE STANDING ON TOP OF THAT CHAIN LINK FENCE HERE, SLUGGING IT OUT...WAIT A MINUTE, TRIPLE H IS CLIMBING THE FENCE NOW!! WHAT THE HELL!!! SERENA: WHO IS HE AFTER HERE?!! COLE: TRIPLE H IS GOING AFTER THE UNDERTAKER, AND NOW THE UNDERTAKER IS IN A BODYSLAM, AND... Triple H body slams the Undertaker, and the top of the fence breaks in the place where the undertaker landed, and he drops to the ring's canvas, and is OUT. COLE: MY GOD, THE UNDERTAKER WENT DOWN 40 FEET ONTO THE CANVAS, AND NOW TRIPLE H, AND BERYL HAS SEEN HER OPPONENT AT UNFORGIVEN, AND HERE WE GO!! TRIPLE H AND QUEEN BERYL, SLUGGING IT OUT, AND A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION BY TRIPLE H, AND NOW...NO NO NO!!! SETTING UP FOR THE...PETIGREE ON TOP OF THEAT CHAIN LIKNK FENCE THERE!! ON TOP OF THE CELL, AND NOW SHE'S FORCED BACK UP ,AND NOW TRIPLE H!! WAIT A MINUTE!, THEY MIGHT BE TOO CLOSE TO THE EDGE HERE, TRIPLE H, PUSHES...OH MY GOD!! LOOK OUT!! Triple H pushes Beryl...OFF OF THE HELL IN A CELL!! She falls 50 feet into the Spanish Announcing Position!! During it, her leg which was injured at Wrestlemania buckled REAL bad under her, and when she fell, her body wne t limp, but the leg sickinly flopped around, like it was completly broken!! then she is out!! COLE: [with his most excited voice yet] OH MY GOD!!! QUEEN BERYL JUST FELL 50 FEET FROM THE CELL ONTO THE SPANISH COMMENTATING TABLE, AND I HEARD A VERY SICKENING CRACKING OF A BONE!! MY GOD, SHE MAY BE TOTALLY OUT OF IT HERE!! SERENA: MY GOD, COLE, I DON'T SEE HER MOVING!! SHE MIGHT BE DAMN WELL DEAD!! COLE: WE NEED SOME HELP OUT HERE AND NOW!!! BERYL MIGHT HAVE A DAMN BROKEN LEG!! OH NO!! TRIPLE H IS COMING DOWN HERE, AND NOW WHAT!! HE'S DOWN HERE IN FRONT OF US, AND HE HAS A CHAIR!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?!! HE'S FOLDED THIS CHAIR IN FRONT OF OUR TABLE HERE!! HE'S GOT BERYL, AND NOW WHAT!! HE HAS THAT KNEE THAT WAS LIMP, AND NOW...[he smashed the damaged leg's kinee onto the steel chair, and a sound of a bone giving in (cracking) is heard all across the entire arena)] OH MY GOD!! BERYL NEEDS HELP OUT HERE NOW!! AND THE REFEREES ARE TRYING TO RESTORE ORDER HERE!!! TRIPLE H HAS MADE HIS MARK, BUT I DON'T THINK BERYL WILL EVER BE THE SAME AFTER THIS NIGHT!! TRIPLE H HAS SAID SOMETHING HERE!! HE WANTS TO BE THE CWF CHAMPION AFTER UNFORGIVEN!! They go off the air with that. ______________________________________________________ I apologize for not geting last week's RAW up here!! I screwed up that format thingie that SMR had!! ANYWAYS!! unforgiven is Sept. 19th, and I am taking orders for it NOW!! Please tell me if you want it. Also don't forget about "Unnecessary Punishment"!!