CWF RAW #7 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com (or just click that handy dandy link on the index) DISCLAIMER: Everything belongs to their own companies. ________________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Michael Cole Serena Sommers BACKSTAGE: The New Guy Kevin Kelly Terry Taylor PLACE: The Pond in Anahiem, Califonia ________________________________________________________ Before the intro starts, the cameras are in the backstage area of the Pond in Anahiem, Califonia, where a strange limo is pulling up into the driveway there. COLE: Who the hell is THIS coming in a limo!! They stop, and the cheffer opens the door. Triple H and Chyna make their way out of the car and start going to their locker rooms. SERENA: Last week, Triple H may have put Queen Beryl OUT of the main event at Unforgiven!! We hear that she hasn't recovered from what happened last WEEK in the Hell in a Cell match!! The Raw intro starts, then soon ends, as Anahiem starts to cheer as the pyros explode, making the place even MORE jakked than before the pryos. all graphics come onto the screen, and then Cole starts his commentary!! COLE: WE ARE SOLD OUT IN THE ANAHIEM POND, THE HOME OF THE MIGHTY DUCKS, AND TONIGHT, WE SAW THAT TRIPLE H IS HERE, BUT IT SEEMS THAT NOW, WE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE MAIN EVENT AT UNFORGIVEN!! SERENA: COLE, LAST WEEK, WE GOT A NIGHTMARE RIGHT IN OUR FACES, AS QUEEN BERYL FELL 50 FEET FROM THE TOP OF THE HELL IN A CELL ONTO THE TABLE, AND HER LEG CRAMPED UNDER HER WHEN HE HIT, AND WE HEAR THAT HER LEG WAS BROKEN, AND BECAUSE OF IT, WE MAY HAVE SOME MAJOR SHAKEUPS IN THE MAIN EVENT MATCH AT UNFORGIVEN... BG: ONESELF, IS THIS ON!!.....HA, YOU GO AND HIT WITH THAT TRIPLE H!! COLE: AND SPEAKING OF WHICH, HERE COMES TRIPLE H RIGHT NOW!! AND HE'S GOT CHYNA WITH HIM, AND THE FANS DON'T SEEM TO LIKE HIM AFTER WHAT HE DID LAST WEEK!! WELCOME TO CWF RAW EVERYONE, I AM MICHAEL COLE ALONGSIDE SERENA SOMMERS, AND SERENA, WHAT WE SAW WAS TRIPLE H DO A TERRIBLE THING TO QB, AND NOW IT SEEMS THAT SHE MAY HAVE TO ACTUALLY FORFIT THE TITLE T UNFORGIVEN!! SERENA: VERY UNFORTUNATE, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT HOW DAMN HARD SHE WORKED TO GET THAT TITLE, AND SHE MAY HAVE TO GIVE IT UP THAT WAY!! Triple H gets the mike. HHH: First of all, Queen BITCH, I can see that you're not HERE!! But I know where you are!! You're at a hospital, nursing that leg of yours, laying on your ASS, watching ME tell you that at Unforgiven, if your not THERE, I'm gonna go into whatever hospital you're IN, and take that leg, and TWIST IT TILL IT COMES OFF OF THAT PUNY BODY OF YOURS!! COLE: WE HEAR THAT BERYL'S NOT HERE TONIGHT!! HHH: And when you went off of that Cell, you were CRYING and SCREAMING for Triple H to STOP with the PAIN!! As a MATTER of FACT, I think I gave the guys in the back some footage to show of you last WEEK!! Get that piece of CRAP up there!! COLE: What's THIS all about?!! The footage starts on the Titantron. HHH: THERE WE ARE!! LISTEN TO YOU!! They hear, on the footage, Beryl SCREAMING in pain so loud, the whole ARENA could hear it!! They now come back to ringside, but the footage is still up on the Titantron. HHH: Now, take a GOOD LOOK AT THAT, Queen BITCH, and WEEP... The Titantron all of a sudden switches from the footage to the back. COLE: WAIT A MINUTE!! HHH: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! A car is being pulled into the back. SERENA: That could be the CEO, or Shawn Michaels!! COLE: Or it could be Chris Jericho!! The driver gets out, and it's.....QUEEN BERYL!!! EVERYONE IS IN SHOCK!! COLE: THAT'S BERYL!!! SHE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE!! SERENA: SHE'LL BE HERE IF SHE'S ALIVE, JR!! HHH: WHAT THE HELL?!! SHE SHOULD BE IN A HOSPITAL SOMEWHERE!! WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING HERE?!! COLE: QB IS HERE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE IS HEADED TOWARDS THE RING...RIGHT NOW!! SERENA: SHE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TONIGHT, MICHAEL COLE!! COLE: TRIPLE H IS IN SHOCK, AS WELL ARE WE!! BERYL'S RIGHT LEG HAS BEEN THAT EXACT WAY FOR A FEW WEEKS, AND IT WAS VERY AGGRIVATED LAST WEEK, WHEN SHE TOOK THAT FALL FROM THE HELL IN A CELL LAST... The Negamusic starts to play, and Queen Beryl comes out with some HUGE respect from the fans, as they ALSO know she SHOULDN'T be at the Pond tonight. SERENA: WHY IS SHE HERE?!! BERYL: LAST WEEK, YOU STARTED SOMETHING THAT ONLY I CAN FINISH!! COLE: WOAH!!! BERYL: And last WEEK, I think you made the BIGGEST MISTAKE of your damn LIFE!! See this TITLE!! If I'm BREATHING, I WILL be a Unforgiven, and I WILL walk out of that ring STILL THE CWF CHAMPION!!! COLE: SO MUCH FOR HER FORFITTING THE BELT THERE!! BERYL: NOW, at Unforgiven, I will do the one thing that I have been wanting to do for the LONGEST time, which is to kick your UGLY ASS!! And the BEST part is that I'm gonna have the PLEASURE of doing it in a NEGAMATCH, so that's.... HHH: WAIT A MINUTE, QUEEN BITCH!! HOW ABOUT ANOTHER MATCH WITH CHYNA TONIGHT!! IF YOU WIN, YOU GET TO KEEP THAT NEGAMATCH, BUT IF YOU LOSE, I WILL GET MY HARDCORE RULES MATCH!! BERYL: CHYNA DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE IN THE RING WITH ME!! AND I ALREADY KICKED HER ASS ONCE, SO NO... BG: OHHHHH, AHHHHHH, SHAWN!! Shawn Michaels then comes out to his music. SERENA: OH NO, WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT NOW?!! HBK: WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! [crowd boos] Now, last WEEK, I thought that Darkpower was SCREWING the NEW CWF CHAMPION AFTER UNFORGIVEN, TRIPLE H!!! [crowd boos] COLE: Or so he THINKS!!! HBK: HOWEVER, I think I did the RIGHT thing!! Beryl, you will NOT have the match at Unforgiven, but you WON'T forfit it at Unforgiven. You will forfit the title to Triple H...TONIGHT!!! COLE: OH NO!! SERENA: That ain't RIGHT!!! HBK: And Queen Beryl, if you do NOT forfit it TONIGHT, I will fill out a CWF PINK SLIP!! YOU WILL BE FIRED FROM THE CWF PERIOD...ON THE SPOT!! COLE: WAIT A MINUTE!! HBK: Now let me REMIND you that I don't have to ANSWER to Darkpower, Shane, Vince, or ANYONE ELSE!! My decisions are FINAL!! So, by the end of the NIGHT, I expect to see Triple H come out here, WITH that CWF...no, WAIT A MINUTE!! You can drag your ass OUT here, and, in front of the ENTIRE WORLD, you'll hand it...WAIT, I have an even BETTER idea!! Either you forfit it...NOW, OR PACK YOUR BAGS, BECAUSE YOUR FIRED!! COLE: NO!!! SERENA: What is he DOING?!! BERYL: Are you saying that you will fire me if I don't give this title to him TONIGHT?!! HBK: DON'T ASK ANY QUESTIONS, BERYL, GO INTO THE RING, AND I WANT YOU TO HAND IT...NO, LAY IT NEAR HIS FEET, DOWN ON YOUR KNEES, AND THEN LEAVE!! AND I DON'T WANT TO... Darkpower is seen coming out now. DARKPOWER: DAMN IT, SHAWN, can't you EVER get WWF and CWF contracts SEPERATED!! COLE: WAIT A MINUTE, NOW!! DARKPOWER: NOWHERE on that contract I gave you was the right for you to FIRE ANYONE for ANY REASON!! So, GUESS WHAT!! Beryl will NOT be fired TONIGHT!!! And she WON'T be forfitting it at UNFORGIVEN!! I don't know WHO came UP with THAT idea, but if she SAYS she's gonna be at Unforgiven, then DAMN IT, SHE'LL BE AT UNFORGIVEN!! COLE: YEAH!! DARKPOWER: I'VE SEEN HER GET THE TITLE ON A BROKEN LEG!! DON'T TELL ME THAT SHE CAN'T WRESTLE ON A BROKEN LEG!! SHE'S ONE TOUGH LITTLE BITCH!! HBK: WELL, I CAN make a match here tonight!! Beryl, that match that Triple H was talking about WILL happen TONIGHT!! COLE: WOAH!! DARKPOWER: Make it a HARDCORE MATCH, and we've got ourselves a DEAL!! HBK: Well, if THAT'S what you want!! BERYL!! CHYNA!! TITLE MATCH TYPE MATCH!!! HARDCORE RULES!! SERENA AND COLE: YEAH!! COLE: THAT'S GONNA BE TONIGHT!! SERENA: You know what happened LAST TIME they went at it!! HBK: NOW, HIT MY MUSIC!! HBK's music plays. COLE: So TONIGHT, QB and the Ninth Wonder of the WORLD, Chyna, in a match to determine what type of match, and this match happened once BEFORE, TWO WEEKS AGO, with the EXACT SAME STIPULATIONS!! I HAVE to believe, Serena, that Triple H has SOMETHING in mind!! SERENA: And PLUS, The Rock is schedualed to be here, and Lord KNOWS that HE'S pissed about what we saw LAST WEEK!! COLE: PLUS, since the Undertaker dropped the European Title last WEEK to GET that Hell in a Cell match, Sailor Pluto will get ANOTHER shot at it, when she meets Prince Diamond in the ring!! SERENA: Plus, Al SNOW is here, and I hope he doesn't give me Pepper again!! And get THIS, Rubeus has something to say about Jeff Jarrett!! What IS it?! We'll... They switch to the back, where ANOTHER limo is pulling up!! COLE: WAIT A MINUTE, we're back LIVE here on RAW!! Another limo is pulling up!! Who's THIS now?! It stops, and out comes...THE ROCK!! SERENA: THE ROCK IS HERE!! ROCK: Thanks, JABRONI!! The Rock didn't really NEED you, but he's fellin' GENOROUS...OH, THE HELL WITH IT!! Here's some cash, buy yourself some DEODERENT!! You STUNK up the PLACE!! COLE: The Rock is HERE, and he's headed towards the RING!! What is he gonna say NEXT?!! [start CWF commercial] ANN.: It's the war that started out of the BLUE!! SERENA: ... [HHH punches Beryl on the edge, and Beryl goes off of the stage INTO A TABLE!!] OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!! Beryl just flew five feet off of that stage, and into a table!!... KING: Oh my God!! SERENA: ...we may be LOOKING at the VERY FIRST CWF CHAMPION!! ANN.: And there was no STOPPING it!! ...Beryl flies above the ropes and hits the steel ramp with her back, and VERY HARD!! She then becomes limp. ROSS:... BERYL JUST FELL 20 DAMN FEET ONTO THAT STEEL, AND SHE'S NOT MOVING!!... He PUSHES THE LADDER, and the top...FALLS ONTO BERYL, WITH THAT TOP HITTING THE ALREADY INJURED RIBS...SHE MAY HAVE ELECTRICUTED THERE...SHE'S NOT MOVING!!...what Triple H did TONIGHT was TOO FAR!! ANN.: Now, one blueblood is looking to take the gold!! HHH: I think it's a PLAN, Queen BITCH!! ANN.: While one Queen looks for REVENGE!! BERYL:...I'm walking with a limp in my right leg, THAT YOUR LAZY-ASS MADE!!...I can NEVER pay you back ENOUGH now!! ...as you SEE, I'm stille a living and BREATHING little BITCH!! ANN.: TRIPLE H!! QUEEN BERYL!!! NEGAMATCH!! CWF TITLE!!! CWF UNFORGIVEN, brought to you by Chef Boyardee!!! Live, September 19 from the Pepsi Arena in Albny, NY!! Exclusivly on Pay-Per-View!! [end CWF commercial] They then continue with the break, and then come back. BG: DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'?! The Rock comes out. COLE: Welcome back to RAW IS WAR, everyone, and the Rock is coming out here, and he does NOT look happy!! SERENA: Who WOULD be after getting ganged from BEHIND by someone like Misty and Brock?! COLE: Well, The Rock is out here, and we want to remind you that tonight, RAW IS WAR is brought to you by Starburst Hard Candy!! Need a boost?! Give it some JUICE!! SERENA: And by FRAM SURE GRIP!! The only car lubercant with the sure grip top. It makes changing your oil filter a WHOLE LOT EASIER!! COLE: And by Burger King!! When you have it YOUR way, it just TASTE better!! The Rock is in the ring!! What is gonna....!! ROCK: Ash, you think you IMPRESS somebody by bringing a BROAD and a JACKASS into the CWF to beat up on the ROCK!!! Basically, what you DID was get that little girl's ATTENTION a WHOLE OTHER WAY, if you know that the Great One MEANS, and as far as the GUY goes...well, we won't get INTO THAT one!! COLE: OH BOY!! SERENA: I hope the CENSORS are working tonight!! ROCK: But the Rock says... Ash's theme starts, and him, Misty, and Brock come out on the Titantron stage. ASH: Hey, CROCK!! COLE: UH OH!! ASH: You don't impress ME at ALL!! In FACT, you're one of the BIGGEST LOWLIVES that I have ever SEEN in my LIFE!! ROCK: Well, that is just fine and dandy!! But The Rock want to know the two that you brought WITH you!! YOU TWO!! What are you're NAMES?! MISTY: Well, I'm... ROCK: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAMES ARE!!! [crowd cheers] Besides, you won't be ABLE to!! Ash, remember this!! When it is ALL SAID AND DONE, The Rock will have his hand RAISED!! And THEN, he will take that razor, get WHATEVER he NEEDS to, and start SHAVING that hair in which looks like you cut it with a WEED WHACKER!! Then, after all the sorry excuse for HAIR is OFF YOUR HEAD, he will set that RAZOR to it's HIGHEST setting, he will TURN IT SIDEWAYS, AND STICK IT, STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!! [crowd cheers] MISTY: Hey, let it be KNOWN that I didn't LIKE you calling me a BROAD!! ROCK: Well, let it also be known that when the Rock gets through with that little MIDGET there...!! COLE: WOAH!!! ROCK: The Rock will then take thoughs little things that you call BALLS, and then he will take them, turn THEM SIDEWAYS, AND STICK THEM STRAIGHT UP ALL THREE OF YOUR CANDY ASSES!!! [crowd cheers] IF YOU SMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LA LA LA LA LA!!! WHAT THE ROCK.... CROWD: IS COOKIN'!! ROCK:.................................................................. .........................................IS COOKIN!!! [his music plays] COLE: Well, the Rock is ready for Unforgiven, and we are ready for our first match, which is the European Title match, which is Sailor Pluto vs.... They switch to the back, where Darkpower is being threatened by the Undertaker!! UNDERTAKER: I want a title SHOT!! Triple H is a NOBODY!! DARKPOWER: What the hell do you think you're DOING putting your HANDS on ME like THAT?! UNDERTAKER: I want that SHOT, and YOU'RE not gonna STOP me!! [he goes to his locker room] SERENA: What was THAT all about?!! COLE: Pluto and Diamond are NEXT!! They go to a break, then come BACK. [start CWF commercial] ANN.: The hunt for the official carrier of CWF Smack Down is still on the PROWL!! HOWEVER, UNTIL the OFFICIAL WINNER IS CHOSEN, we need SOMEONE to put it on, and so, WE ARE GONNA PUT IT RIGHT HERE!!! PREMIRING NEXT WEEK, CWF SMACK DOWN, ON SAILOR MOON ROMANCE, OR CHECK LOCAL LISTINGS!!! [end CWF commercial] Prince Diamond makes his way to the ring. COLE: Don't misinterpret it, ladies and gentlemen. That will only be a TEMPORARY home for CWF Smack Down!! CWF Smack Down SPECIAL PRESENTATIONS, while we look for a WINNER in our CONTEST!! The WINNER get's CWF Smack Down !! More on the contest after this match, which is Sailor Pluto vs. Prince Diamond!! SERENA: You should ALSO mention that that is UNLESS we FIND a winner by Friday Night night at 7:00 P.M. Eastern Standard Time!! CWF Smack Down may not even be ON SMR next WEEK!! COLE: Well, in any EVENT, this is for the European Title, which was what the Undertaker forfitted to get the Title match last week!! Sailor Pluto was the woman in which the Undertaker FACED to GET that title!! Pluto makes her way to the ring, and soon the match gets underway. COLE: The bell rings, and here we go, this is for the CWF European Title!! Pluto now goes to the ribs with a quick kick, and Diamond in trouble in the early going here!! Diamond to the ropes, and now a series of kicks to the Abdomen, and now an irish whip to the near side, and a SHARP CLOSELINE there by the Time Guardian!! WOW!! SERENA: Pluto WANTS the title TONIGHT!! COLE: And she'll....WAIT A MINUTE, THE UNDERTAKER is coming out here!! SERENA: Don't tell me he's gonna ruin Pluto's chances AGAIN!! COLE: But DIAMOND spotted him!! There's no love lost between THESE two, and Diamond better pay attention to the match, and now he tuns around, and Pluto....HITS HIM IN THE FACE WITH A BULLET KICK!! And now I think it's the TIME MACHINE!! Setting up, and she...[she does Ahmed Johnson's Pearl River Plunge, if you remember THAT one] NAILS IT!!!! 1.......2.......3!!! Champion!!! SERENA: Pluto is the European...UH OH!!! DIAMOND: [getting a mike] Undertaker, you ASSHOLE!!! COLE: WOAH!!! SERENA: VERY ANGRY INDEED!! DIAMOND: What the hell do you think you're DOING?!! UNDERTAKER: Diamond, at Wrestlemania, you did something!! You started something that you can't FINISH!! And NOW, I'm gonna have to finish it FOR YOU!! COLE: WHAT?!!! UNDERTAKER: At Unforgiven, I will become, you SAVIOR, your JUDGE, and EXECUTIONER!! And to make it all worthwhile, if, by some stroke of LUCK, you come out the VICTOR, I'll give you what I want, which is the #1 Contender's spot at the Pay-Per-View after THIS one, which I THINK is Judgement Day, I'm not SURE!! But I DO know THIS!! When the SMOKE CLEARS at Unforgiven, I will be going to Judgement Day, and I'm gonna take that belt AWAY from either that Queen or that BLUEBLOOD!! DIAMOND: Undertaker, two words!! YOU'RE ON!! COLE: YEAH!!! Undertaker's music plays. SERENA: The Lord of Darkness has SPOKEN!! COLE: Well, coming up next, Rubeus is gonna come out to say something about Jeff Jarrett, when we come BACK!! [start CWF commercial] ANN.: Everyone has been WAITING for a day that stands out!! Everyone's been waiting for a day that shows what the world MEANS!! Everyone...WILL GET THAT DAY!! CWF SMACK DOWN IS COMING, but we need YOU to tell US where you WANT it!! E-Mail the CWF (darkpowrjd@aol.com), with the place (web site) you want CWF Smack Down. The owner that wins the contest will have CWF Smack Down on their network (web site)!! START WRITING, and YOU may be the one that gives a faithful day!! [end CWF commercial] They go to a break, then come back. rubeus is coming out to his music. COLE: Welcome back to CWF RAW everybody!! Rubeus is coming out here, and he's PROBABLY gonna talk about last week, when Jeff Jarrett knocked him out with a GUITAR!! Serena, what do YOU think he's gonna say?! SERENA: Oh, you ask ME, now!! RUBEUS: [getting the mike] Hey, JARRETT!! I suppose that you couldn't smash a guitar on my head when I was FACING YOU!!! I had my BACK TURNED when you HIT me!! I guess you don't have the.... He gets interrupted by....Y2J!! The clock ticks down!!! 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4,... SERENA: We're getting Y2J problems here!! 2, 1, 0!! The lights go out, followed by pyros exploding, and soon enough, the word "Jericho" comes on the Titantron. The lights come back on!! COLE: Where IS Jericho?!! SERENA: GOOD QUESTION!! Jericho is then seen on the Titantron. JERICHO: You know, Rubeus, the only thing that is so WONDERFUL about YOU is the fact that you can put people in TRANCES!! You are so BORING!! Look at you!! You don't even LOOK like an AVERAGE wrestler, such as MYSELF, although I'm not AVERAGE at ALL!! Look at ME!! COLE: What is he trying to PROVE here?!! JERICHO: How about THIS!! Next week on RAW, I'll show you how a TRUE athlete!! A TRUE superstar does it in the ring!! Let ME show you how BORING, how MEDIOCRE, how...UNSATISFYING you really ARE!! RUBEUS: Jericho, next week, I'll tear your ass APART!! COLE: WOAH!!! Rubeus and Jericho for next week on RAW!!! SERENA: How cool is THAT?! Maybe Rubeus can be the CURE for Y2J!! COLE: May... The scene switches to the back, where Sailor Mercury is coming out. COLE: Well, TONIGHT, as WELL, Sailor Mercury will be in a Hardcore match against Hardcore Holly, but it WON'T BE FOR THE TITLE!! It's NEXT!! They go off the air. ________________________________________________________ CWF WAR ZONE #7 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com (or just click that handy dandy link on the index) DISCLAIMER: Everything belongs to their own companies. ________________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler BACKSTAGE: The New Guy Kevin Kelly Terry Taylor Michael Cole Serena Sommers PLACE: The Pond in Anahiem, Califonia ________________________________________________________ They come back from the break. JR: Welcome to CWF War Zone everyone, I am Jim Ross alongside Jerry "The King" Lawler, and King, we probably haven't seen all that is LEFT of ANYONE yet tonight!! KING: You ain't KIDDING JR!! We saw a woman FOOLISHLY not accept a chance to let by gones be bygones, and just FORFIT that CWF World title!! We heard the Rock say what he's gonna do to a 10 year old KID!! We saw a Dark Moon get a little bit of Y2J!! JR: And still to come, Al Snow will be coming out here. Hardcore Holly comes out. JR: Well, we are now ready for Hardcore Holly vs. Sailor Mercury in a non-title, Hardcore Rules match!! Two weeks ago, it was Al Snow, by the way, who challenged Sailor Mercury to a Hardcore Title Match at Unforgiven in just two WEEKS, King!! KING: Well, we KNOW that Al SNOW isn't all THERE!! He carries that DOG with him, and I saw last week how Serena HANDELED him last WEEK!! Yo quiro Taco Bell!! PLEASE!! But we ALSO know that Mercury doesn't have very much BRAINS either, and THAT was shown at Wrestlemania!! JR: We ALL remember "the Leap From Hell", as many people have CALLED it now!! Sailor Mercury now comes out, and is met by Hardcore Holly midramp!! JR: And here we go now!! This ain't gonna be no day at the picnic, fellas!! These two will give you everything that they HAVE!! There slugging it out in the rampway, and now it's Mercury who has the upper hand here, and I don't know...she's getting a ladder from under the ring, here!! KING: I'll give her CREDIT, JR!! I never THOUGHT we would see Amy like THIS in my LIFE!! JR: Hardcore Holly charges Mercury and back frop INTO THE LADDER THERE!! MY GOD!! KING: I don't BELIEVE this!! JR: Oh no, here comes Al Snow here!! KING: WHAT IS THAT IDIOT DOING HERE NOW?! JR: GOOD QUESTION, KING!! Al Snow is coming to the ring!! And now he's...BEATING ON HOLLY!! KING: HE'S NOT HIS OPPONENT AT UNFORGIVEN!! JR: I don't think he CARES!!! He's taking Holly to SCHOOL here!! And now he's got that ladder!! And Mercury is....OH MY!! Al Snow rammed that thing into Merc's GULLET, and now he's SPLITTING!! KING: I don't BELIEVE it, JR!! The scene cuts now to Team DX Rocket headed towards the ring. JR: Oh MY!!! KING: Oh NO!!! JR: Team Rocket is HERE, and is headed to the RING!!! Plus, we have Queen Beryl vs. Chyna, despite QB's injured knee!! We'll be right BACK!! [start CWF commercial] ANN.: It's the war that started out of the BLUE!! SERENA: ... [HHH punches Beryl on the edge, and Beryl goes off of the stage INTO A TABLE!!] OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!! Beryl just flew five feet off of that stage, and into a table!!... KING: Oh my God!! SERENA: ...we may be LOOKING at the VERY FIRST CWF CHAMPION!! ANN.: And there was no STOPPING it!! ...Beryl flies above the ropes and hits the steel ramp with her back, and VERY HARD!! She then becomes limp. ROSS:... BERYL JUST FELL 20 DAMN FEET ONTO THAT STEEL, AND SHE'S NOT MOVING!!... He PUSHES THE LADDER, and the top...FALLS ONTO BERYL, WITH THAT TOP HITTING THE ALREADY INJURED RIBS...SHE MAY HAVE ELECTRICUTED THERE...SHE'S NOT MOVING!!...what Triple H did TONIGHT was TOO FAR!! ANN.: Now, one blueblood is looking to take the gold!! HHH: I think it's a PLAN, Queen BITCH!! ANN.: While one Queen looks for REVENGE!! BERYL:...I'm walking with a limp in my right leg, THAT YOUR LAZY-ASS MADE!!...I can NEVER pay you back ENOUGH now!! ...as you SEE, I'm stille a living and BREATHING little BITCH!! ANN.: TRIPLE H!! QUEEN BERYL!!! NEGAMATCH!! CWF TITLE!!! CWF UNFORGIVEN, brought to you by Chef Boyardee!!! Live, September 19 from the Pepsi Arena in Albny, NY!! Exclusivly on Pay-Per-View!! [end CWF commercial] They go to a break, then come back. BG: (LET'S ROCK IT) TEAM ROCKET, BLAST OFF, AND GONNA KICK SOME ASS (DX)...YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO DO (YEAH)...YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO WEAR (HA HA HA)(WEAR IT DOWN)...YOU THINK THAT YOUR BETTER (YEAH) ...WELL, YOU BETTER GET READY TO BOW TO THE MASTERS (SSSSSSSSSSSSSUCK IT)!! Team Rocket comes out. JR: Welcome back to CWF Raw is War, everybody, and right now, one of the three teams of the Triple Threat match is coming out right NOW!!! KING: I don't LIKE them one BIT!!! I mean, here's some guys who tell kids to... JR: Oh, will you let it GO?!! KING: I only WISH that they HADN'T beaten Ash at Wrestlemania!! DAMN YOU, ROCK!! JR: Well, in ANY event, Chef Boyardee presents CWF Unforgiven!! Chef Boyardee!! Feed the Need!! CWF Unforgiven is two weeks away from the sold out Pepsi Arena in Albany, NY, and only on Pay-Per-View!! We are about to hear Daniel SPEAK again!! This is ALWAYS an event. DANIEL: NOW, I think the Ducks kick ASS, and WE are GONNA....oh, I think I should let THEM say THIS part!! KING: Oh NO!!! JESSIE: Okay, some people say that we don't have a CHANCE in HELL of winning the title at Unforgiven!! But ACKOLYTES, we're coming after YOU first, so you better PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!! JAMES: And Venus!!! Jupiter!! We have respect for you, but it's BUSINESS in the RING, so YOU two better make THAT one DOUBLE!! JESSIE: Now, we're gonna take those titles in DEVISTATION!! JAMES: We won't even be in DESPERATION!!! JR: DIFFERENT!!! KING: BUT SITLL STINKS!!! JESSIE: TO take those damn TITLES without the LOVE!!! JAMES: And you will be looking at US walking ABOVE!! JESSIE: JESSIE!! JAMES: JAMES!! JESSIE: TEAM DX ROCKET, BLASTING OFF TO UNFORGIVEN AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!!! JAMES: AND WE WILL GIVE OUT ONE HELL OF FIGHT!! MEOWTH: THAT'S RIGHT!! DANIEL: Okay, I have four thing that you can DO with that!!! LEARN IT!!! JR: WHAT THE...?! DANIEL: KNOW IT!!!! ................................LIVE IT......................... ALL IN RING AND CROWD: SUCK IT!!! [crowd cheers] JR: THAT was FRESH!!! KING: PLEEZE!!! JESSIE: Now, to the ACKOLYTES!! You think that we CARE HOW tough you are?!! Do you think we care who we PIN to get those TITLES PERIOD?!! WE DON'T!! So Ackies, you can carry those dead asses to the ring, and let us KICK.... The Ackolytes suddenly come up from behind and gang up on the two. JR: WHAT THE....?! Where did the Ackolytes come from?!! KING: I don't know, but I'm HAPPY that there HERE to STOP them!!! JR: The Ack....WAIT A MINUTE!!! SAILOR VENUS AND JUPITER ARE COMING OUT HERE!!! Business is about to pick up!!! There is a brawl going on, and....DANIEL....NAILS BRADSHAW WITH A DAMN CHAIR!! WOW!!! KING: I think that there's gonna be a WAR at Unfor.... The scene switches to Queen Beryl, who is coming to the ring. JR: Well, folks, we are... All of a sudden, Beryl gets hit with a cinder block by....SHANE MCMAHON!! JR: WHAT THE HELL?!!! SHANE MCMAHON HAS JUST LEVELED BERYL HERE!!! WHAT THE HELL DOES SHANE THINK HE'S DOING!! THIS ISN'T RIGHT!!! WE NEED TO TAKE A BREAK!!! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!! They go to a break, then come back. JR: Well, ladies and gentlemen, we are seeing Queen Beryl get put into an ambulance and being taken to a local hospital, because Shane McMahon hit her with a damn CINDER block!!! As you can see here, she was just making her way to the ring, when Shane McMahon NAILED her with the cinder block, and now Jerry Lawler has went from the announce position to the back, and he's with Darkpower!! KING: Darkpower, as you can SEE, QB got LEVELED by Shane McMahon!! I guess the question NOW is: what's gonna HAPPEN to the MATCH tonight?!! DARKPOWER: If those BASTARDS think that they are gonna get AWAY with this, I have a person READY to GO right NOW, and he, OR SHE, will REPLACE QB here TONIGHT!! KING: Who IS that PERSON?! DARKPOWER: Watch and be AMAZED!!! [he exits] JR: That match is NEXT!!! They go to a break, then come back. JR: Well, we have taken all of our commercial breaks, and Lawler has decided to STAY in the back, and Serena has joined me here, and Serena, that shot COULDN'T of been good!! SERENA: JR, I HAVE to tell you, I was walking PAST there when Shane nailed her from BEHIND!!! That SOUND wasn't good!! I don't think they believe Triple H really WANTS her at... BG: ONESELF, IS THIS ON... Triple H's music starts to play, as...HHH comes out. JR: WAIT A MINUTE, HERE COMES TRIPLE H, and I THINK he's coming near US here!! Triple H puts on a headset and sits down. JR: Thank you for JOINING us... HHH: SHUT YOUR MOUTH, JR!!! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING, AND SERENA, I'VE HEARD WHAT YOU SAID!! YOU'RE BASICALLY CALLING ME A COWARD, AND I'M NOT GONNA TOLERATE THAT CRAP FROM A NO GOOD COMMENTATOR LIKE YOU, SO WHY DON'T YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH, OR I'LL MAKE YOU JOIN HIM!! SERENA: Hey, don't blame ME!! I'm just saying, as Chyna comes out here, that THEY might think that you don't have a chance against the CWF Champion!! I PERSONALLY think that you have a HELL of a chance to be the new CWF Champion!! HHH: No, there is NOT a CHANCE!! REGARDLESS OF WHAT THE TYPE IS, I WILL TEAR QUEEN BITCH'S BODY OFF LIMB FOR LIMB!! JR: Who do you think will SUB for her TONIGHT, Triple H!! HHH: I couldn't give a rat's ASS who subs... CHIMEL: And now the opponent....DARKPOWER!!! JR: WHAT THE HELL?!! HHH: WAIT A MINUTE!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! SERENA: I'M SEEING IT, BUT I'M NOT BELIEVING IT!! JR: He's coming OUT here!! IS he saying that HE'S the OPPONENT he's CHOSEN?!! HHH: THAT SETTLES IT!!! HE IS TRYING TO PROTECT THE CHAMPION!!! JR: That is ARGUABLE, but in any event, Earl Hebner is getting this match started here, and HERE WE GO!!! I'm not BELIEVING.....OH MY!! CHYNA JUST GOT HIP TOSSED ACROSS THE RING WITH PERFECTION!!! HHH: He is NOT a certifiable wrestler, he shouldn't even be IN the ring!! SERENA: He's the CEO!! He can do whatever he WANTS to, I GUESS!! HHH: Now you tell ME, Serena, have you ever seen him go to a wrestling school EVER in his LIFE?!! Answer me THAT!! JR: I do know that he has some KNOWLEDGE, but he's....OH MY!! BODY PRESS, Chyna's way up, and coming BACK DOWN hard on the canvas, and now, to the far side, and a POWER BOMB!!! 1.....2......3?! NO, only 2!!! WOW!! HHH: Darkpower should be in an OFFICE somewhere!! SERENA: Why all of a sudden you're WORRIED?!! HHH: Any MORE stupid QUESTIONS, guys?! JR: She was ONLY asking a.... HHH: You shut up, JR!! No one asked YOU!!! JR: I'm just doing my JOB, Triple H!! HHH: Well, the BOTH of you SUCK at it!! SERENA: What I know is that now Dark....OH MY!!! SOUTH OF THE BORDER WENT CHYNA!!! I DON'T THINK THE REF SAW THAT ONE!! HHH: It's gonna be MY time come Unforgiven!! Queen BITCH was... JR: Queen BERYL, Triple H!!! HHH: WHOEVER, she was just HANDED the BELT!! She didn't WORK for it!! Chyna does a bodyslam on the CEO. JR: OH!!! HHH: And when it's all said and DONE, I'll be the VICTOR!! It'll be MY time!! SERENA: I HATE to break it to you, but it took her 4 of her Drivers to WIN the thing!! HHH: JR, I don't think SHE'S any BETTER than YOU are!! JR: She's RIGHT, Triple H!! HHH: Well, in ANY case, I WILL snag that World Title from her!! SERENA: Darkpower back UP!!! HHH: And I'm gonna do something about THIS, you just WATCH!! [he takes his headset off and heads towards the ring] JR: What the hell is Triple H doing?!! He's....OH MY!!! SOUTH OF THE BORDER, AND THE REF DIDN'T SEE A DAMN THING!!! 1.........2..........3!!! This one's over, and now Triple H goes to the...NO!!! TRIPLE H KICKS DP WHILE HE'S DOWN, AND NOW WHAT...OH NO......DARKPOWER WAS THROWN RIGHT NEAR US HERE!! SERENA: WE'RE NO LONGER SAFE HERE, JR!!! JR: TRIPLE H IS COMING OUT HERE!! HE GRABS DARKPOWER!! NOW WHAT IS HE... HHH then takes Darkpower and irish whips him into....JIM ROSS!! They both collaps and get knocked out cold!! SERENA: JR!!!! DARKPOWER!!! WE HAVE A CAR WREAK OUT HERE!!! TRIPLE H IS TAKING DARKPOWER, AND BACK INTO THE RING, AND SETTING UP.....PETEGREE.....WAIT A MINUTE!!! QUEEN BERYL!!! I THOUGHT.....SHE COMES INTO THE RING!!! I THOUGHT SHE WAS KNOCKED OUT WITH A CINDER BLOCK AND TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL HERE....PSYCHADELIC DRIVER, BUT SHE'S HURT!!! AND NOW SHE'S....CARRING THE CEO OUT!!! WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS ALL MEAN!!! I HAVE JR OUT COLD HERE!!! WE NEED TO SEE THIS AGAIN!!! [the replay graphic shows] AND HERE IT IS AGAIN, TRIPLE H TOOK DARKPOWER AND RAMMED HIM INTO JIM ROSS HERE!!! ONE MORE TIME, HERE'S TRIPLE H AND HE RAMMED DP INTO JR!! AND NOW WE HAVE BERYL CARRING A RIGHT NOW LIMP DARKPOWER!! BUT IS THERE MORE TO THIS THAN MEETS THE EYE!!! CHYNA IS LOOKING AT HER WITH AN EVIL LOOK!!! THERE'S GONNA BE SOME HELL TO PAY AT UNFORGIVEN!!! They go off the air. _______________________________________________________________ Well, what did you think about THAT!!! September 19th is when Unforgiven is gonna be E-Mailed to subscribers. PLEASE E-Mail me if you want it at darkpowrjd@aol.com!! Plus, that contest for Smack Down is still going!! I must remind you that you don't necessarily HAVE to have a Sailor Moon-only fanfic site to enter!! Pokemon and DBZ sites are "elegiable"!! However, if I don't pick a winner by next Friday at 8 P.M., it'll be on SMR until further notice starting next week. Till next week, STAY COOL!!!