CWF RAW WEEK #8 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com SPECIAL NOTE: Last Raw before CWF Unforgiven DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Serena Sommers Kevin Kelly Michael Cole The New Guy RING ANN.: Tony Chimel PLACE: American West Arena in Phenoix, Arizona ______________________________________________________ The Raw is War intro starts, then ends, and then the many fans are picked up by the cameras (NOT LITTERLY, LOL). Then JR starts commentating. JR: Tonight, we start counting down the days till CWF Unforgiven and CWF Smack Down, and we have picked a WINNER for the site. But we ALSO have some OTHER news about that, as WELL. But TONIGHT, the American West Arena is SMOKIN'!! [the Corperation's music starts to play, and Shane McMahon comes out here]. WAIT A MINUTE, King, why is Shane coming out here NOW?! KING: I don't KNOW, but I HOPE that it's GOOD news, like what we ALMOST had LAST WEEK!! JR: Welcome to CWF Raw is War, everyone. I am Jim Ross alongside Jerry "The King" Lawler, and last WEEK, it was Triple H who did a number on Darkpower, the CEO of this company, but that wasn't the REAL story. Afterwards, Queen Beryl came out, and she RESCUED him from Triple H, carring out the CEO!! KING: And she DENIES that they're protecting each OTHER!! JR: And NOW the match is a Hardcore Rules match, thanks to some interfer....UH OH!! What is SHANE gonna ADDRESS?!! SHANE: Last week on RAW, things didn't go as PLANNED!! See, I thought that Queen Beryl was FORCED to reliquish that World Title last WEEK against Triple H. Well, I have a propersition to MAKE, now that Queen Beryl is FORCED to stay out of any competition on SMACK DOWN, which is THIS THURSDAY, and TONIGHT, I hear that she's sitting on her ASS somewhere in the NegaVOMIT place!! JR: Oh come ON!! SHANE: So, NOW I go to the... Darkpower then appears on the stage. DARKPOWER: Hey, SHANE!! KING: Oh NO!! JR: FINALLY!! DARKPOWER: Last WEEK, what you BASICALLY did is show that Triple H is REALLY a COWARD, knowing what you did with that CINDER BLOCK!! JR: It was last WEEK that Shane hit QB in the back of the HEAD with a cinder block!! DARPOWER: So I decided to make Triple H have to face ME in that ring. Now, don't get any THOUGHTS into your HEAD!! I didn't INTEND in QB taking me out of harm's WAY!! In FACT, I wasn't AWARE of what she DID until AFTER I got back in the back there after RAW went off the air!! HOWEVER, now that you talk of SMACK DOWN this Thursday, I have a little thing to add. How about you and Shawn Michales in a HANDICAP MATCH against ME this THURSDAY on SMACK DOWN!! JR: And that is from the Superdome in Seattle, Washigton, ladies and gentlemen. SHANE: WAIT a minute. Are you saying ME and SH... DARKPOWER: Hey WAIT a minute. Since it was Chyna who screwed me out of the MATCH last WEEK, let's have HER INSTEAD of SHAWN this Thursday!! JR: WOAH!! KING: She's a WOMAN!! He can't do THAT!! JR: He just DID, King!! SHANE: Fine, then!! If THAT'S the way that you WANT!! Handicap match for SMACK DOWN this THURSDAY night!! DARKPOWER: But TONIGHT, I know that QB is HERE, and to show that I'm a GENOROUS guy, I'll give you a warm up match here tonight. It'll be you vs....QUEEN BERYL HERE TONIGHT!! JR: YEAH!! I like THAT idea. KING: He CAN'T JR!! That's not RIGHT!! SHANE: NO NO NO!!! You CAN'T do THAT!! She ISN'T... QB then shows up on the Titantron...IN HER LOCKER ROOM!! BERYL: Yes I AM, Shane!! [crowd cheers] JR: OH YEAH!! KING: AHHH!! OH NO!! BERYL: Last WEEK, Shane, it was YOUR scrawny ass that hit me with that damn CINDER BLOCK!! Now it's time for ME to return the FAVOR. TONIGHT, I'm gonna lay your ASS OUT TO DRY!! JR: OH MAN!! DARKPOWER: And NOW, I think WE HAVE SPOKEN, so SEE YOU, SHANE, WHEN YOU FACE HER!! DP leaves. JR: So TONIGHT, QB gets HER shot at Shane McMahon here TONIGHT... BERYL:: Hey SHANE, Darkpower said that I could make it ANY MATCH I CHOOSE, AS WELL!! So, let's make it...A NEGAMATCH!! JR: OH YEAH!! KING: WHAT?!! WAIT A MINUTE!! SHANE: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!! BERYL: See your scrawny ass in the Negaverse, Shane!! [she goes off as her music plays] JR: So NOW it's a NEGAMATCH!! KING: That's not RIGHT, JR!! Shane didn't do ANYTHING wrong to ANYONE!! JR: Oh PLEASE!! And what was that cinder block to the back of QB's HEAD last WEEK, King?! KING: He SLIPPED on something, JR!! They NEVER clean ANYTHING in Anahiem!! JR: STOP IT!! Anahiem is a GREAT city!! Well, ladies and gentlemen, in ADDITION to THAT, get THIS, the Hardy Boyz, Matt and Jeff, with Gangrel, go up against Sailor Venus and Jupiter in a tag team match, which might be a warm up going INTO Unforgiven. KING: And get THIS, TONIGHT, IVORY will go against Jessie of Team Rocket, and lord knows how THAT'S gonna turn out. JR: And plus, Rubeus will be up against Y2J. Jericho in his CWF debut here TONIGHT. KING: And look at THIS combination that is in the house TONIGHT!! Goku, Shamrock, and Steve Blackman, and I believe that there is gonna be SOMETHING in the eyes of TROUBLE here TONIGHT!! JR: And in ADDINTION to THAT, we have some rumors that a stipulation will be added to the match with Goku and Blackman that'll be annonced at SMACK DOWN, in which we have a winner in that contest. We will show you WHERE to SEE it, and also where to see the encore PRESENTATIONS of SMACK DOWN!! We'll tell you that the encore presentations will be seen the Sunday Afternoon theat FOLLOWS the original Thursday night presentation right here on ASMR, but who will be seeing Smack Down on their site this THURSDAY!! We will TELL you later TONIGHT!! KING: And Team Rocket will have to face...HARDCORE AND CRASH HOLLY!!! JR: Oh MAN, and to anyone watching the WWF last WEEK, you saw what the Hollys did with the Hardy Boyz!!! If they did THAT, lord KNOWS how THEY'RE gonna act around the team that may be the new champions after Unforgiven!! THIS will be an EVENT to WATCH!!! Switch to the back, where it shows Jericho coming to the arena, and he's signaling for someone. JR: Who the hell...?! It turns out to be...REENIE AND HOWARD FINKEL. KING: AHH!! It's...FINKEL!! JR: That's not the ONLY one though. Reenie, the child of Serena's, is accompaning Jericho to the ring, NEXT!!! [start CWF commercial] ANN.: It's the war that started out of the BLUE!! SERENA: ... [HHH punches Beryl on the edge, and Beryl goes off of the stage INTO A TABLE!!] OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!! Beryl just flew five feet off of that stage, and into a table!!... KING: Oh my God!! SERENA: ...we may be LOOKING at the VERY FIRST CWF CHAMPION!! ANN.: And there was no STOPPING it!! ...Beryl flies above the ropes and hits the steel ramp with her back, and VERY HARD!! She then becomes limp. ROSS:... BERYL JUST FELL 20 DAMN FEET ONTO THAT STEEL, AND SHE'S NOT MOVING!!... He PUSHES THE LADDER, and the top...FALLS ONTO BERYL, WITH THAT TOP HITTING THE ALREADY INJURED RIBS...SHE MAY HAVE ELECTRICUTED THERE...SHE'S NOT MOVING!!...what Triple H did TONIGHT was TOO FAR!! ANN.: Now, one blueblood is looking to take the gold!! HHH: I think it's a PLAN, Queen BITCH!! ANN.: While one Queen looks for REVENGE!! BERYL:...I'm walking with a limp in my right leg, THAT YOUR LAZY-ASS MADE!!...I can NEVER pay you back ENOUGH now!! ...as you SEE, I'm stille a living and BREATHING little BITCH!! ANN.: TRIPLE H!! QUEEN BERYL!!! NEGAMATCH!! CWF TITLE!!! CWF UNFORGIVEN, brought to you by Chef Boyardee!!! Live, September 19 from the Pepsi Arena in Albny, NY!! Exclusivly on Pay-Per-View!! [end CWF commercial] They then continue with the break, and then come back. The G-TV intro starts, and then stops, and shows the Hollys in the dressing room. CRASH: Hey Hardcore, you want me to bring this scale again tonight?! HARDCORE: Of COURSE I want you to bring the damn scale. We already KNOW that those Team Rocket people NEED a rocket in their STOMACHS to become a super-heavyweight!! CRASH: We do the same thing as LAST week, DO WE?! HARDCORE: Hey, we're up NEXT, ARE WE?!! Then let's GO!! I have a few words of WISDOM to tell THOSE skinny asses. CRASH: Well, then, let's GO then!! HARDCORE: Hey, let's bring a few TWINKEES, because Team SPROCKET'S gonna NEED them!! G-TV ends, as they come BACK to ringside. KING: TEAM SPROCKET, HA HA HA!! JR: I can tell you of THREE people who DIDN'T think THAT was funny at ALL... The music of the Hollys starts, as Hardcore and Crash come out, as Crash brings....A WEIGHING SCALE!! KING: They ARE, HA HA HA!! There gonna use that scale AGAIN tonight!! JR: Matt and Jeff Hardy on WWF RAW on the USA Network last week was subject to having to "Measure up" to the Hardys' requirements, and was also subject to some very harsh comments from the Hardys. KING: JR, this is gonna be GOOD [laughs]!! BG: (LET'S ROCK IT) TEAM ROCKET, BLAST OFF, AND GONNA KICK SOME ASS (DX)...YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO DO (YEAH)...YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO WEAR (HA HA HA)(WEAR IT DOWN)...YOU THINK THAT YOUR BETTER (YEAH) ...WELL, YOU BETTER GET READY TO BOW TO THE MASTERS (SSSSSSSSSSSSSUCK IT)!! Team Rocket comes out. JR: Well, I don't THINK that Team Rocket knows ANYTHING about what THIS is all about with the HARDYS!! They get in the ring, and Daniel is about to speak, when... HARDCORE: WOAH WOAH WOAH!! Let's cut through that stupid speech, because you're not even worthy of THAT!! Now, Team SPROCKET, I know you want to get on with this MATCH, but to wrestle US, you have to meet the heavyweight requirements, OF THE SUPER-HEAVYWEIGHTS!! And by the LOOKS of things, you're not WORTHY enough to even TOUCH me!! But, knowing that we like to give people a CHANCE, we'll GIVE you one, and that's the reason for the SCALE!! JR: Oh NO!! KING: [laughs] Team Rocket's gonna have to DO this!! HARDCORE: [to James] Okay, you first, SLIM Shady. Get your ass on up here!! JR: WHO?! KING: [laughing] SLIM Shady!! JR: Is that the name of a RAPPER?!! KING: You have to GET it!! HARDCORE: Come on, get your skinny ass on up here. [James gets on the scale, and Crash starts weighing] JR: The Hollys better be CAREFUL here!! KING: What do you think James WEIGHS, JR?!! JR: A pretty good AMOUNT, I would THINK!! HARDCORE: Crash.....man, I don't think this will do!! You may need to suck it MORE to weight enough. [now to Jessie] WAIT A MINUTE, how about you, CLARISSA FLOCKHART!! Get on up there!! JR: CLARISSA FLOCKHART?!! KING: [laughing HARD] You know how much JESSIE weighs, JR?! JR: I don't know, but I know it's more than Clarissa FLOCKHART, I can GUARANTEE you THAT much!! Hardcore and Crash weigh Jessie. HARDCORE: Oh boy!! No, this won't DO!! Crash, I think we'll NEED those TWINKEES now!! KING: HA HA HA!! HARDCORE: Oh, WAIT A MINUTE, [to Daniel] how about YOU, Hyper Sam!! Get your fat ass up on here....wait a minute, are you SURE you don't need to hold that boney cat to make you weigh a little more!! KING: AH HA HA HA!! I KNEW this would be GOOD!! JR: We may NEED that R rating BACK after TONIGHT!! Daniel gets onto the scale. CRASH: WOAH!!! HARDCORE: I said only YOU!!! KING: HA HA HA!!! HARDCORE: I'll tell you guys WHAT!! We'll probably need a few DOZEN twinkees to get you up to OUR requirements, because it's not gonna happen TONIGHT!! KING: UH OH!! DANIEL: Hey, HOLLYS!! I know what HARDCORE actually IS to YOU two, but I won't SAY it, because this IS a family SHOW!! JR: OH MY!! DANIEL: But I'll give you a little piece of ADVICE!! Why don't YOU go, and let us kick your ass ANYWAYS, because as far as THIS is concerned...WE'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA...!! TEAM DX ROCKET AND CROWD: SUCK IT!!!!! JR: Well...WAIT A MINUTE, Meowth is....OH MY!! SOUTH OF THE BOARDER OF HARDCORE HOLLY, AND NOW JESSIE TAKES HARDCORE THE FAR SIDE, AND...HOLLY WENT INTO THE SCALE, AND HE GOES DOWN ON HIS SCALE THERE!! AND JAMES HAS CRASH UP, AND HE...DROPS HIM DOWN ON HARDCORE...UH OH!! HERE COMES THE ACKOLYTES!! KING: WHO ARE THEY COMING OUT HERE FOR?! JR: KNOWING THE HISTORY BETWEEN THEM AND HARDCORE HOLLY, THAT'S ACTULLY A GOOD QUESTION....HEY WAIT A MINUTE, HERE COMES SAILOR VENUS AND JUPITER!! AND NOW THEY ARE GOING AFTER THE ACKOLYTES!! JUPITER IS REALLY POUNDING ON FARROQQ, AND VENUS IS AFTER BRADSHAW!! THE TWO ARE HAMMERING AWAY, AND NOW LOOK AT THE HOLLYS, GOING AT IT WITH TEAM ROCKET, INTO THE BACK, AND THERE FIGHTING EACH OTHER, WHILE BACK HERE, WE HAVE THE SAILORS GOING AT THE ACKOLYTES HERE, AND NOW REFEREES GET THIS THING UNDER CONTROL HERE!! KING: THIS THING HAS GOTTEN TOTALLY CAOTIC HERE, JR!! Switch to the back, where the Rock is headed towards the ring. JR: THE ROCK IS COMING OUT TO THE RING, AND HE'S GONNA BE OUT HERE NEXT!! They go to a break, then come back. [start CWF commercial] ANN.: THURSDAY NIGHTS WILL NEVER AGAIN BE THE SAME!! JR: FOLKS, IT DON'T GET ANY BIGGER THAN THIS!! ANN.: THE CWF WILL EXPLODE ONTO NETWORK TELEVISON THIS TURSDAY ON THE ANIME NETWORK TELEVISON (http://members.aol.com/gknight4)!! JR: I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT WE'VE JUST SEEN!! ANN.: CWF SMACK DOWN, THIS THURSDAY ON ANTV!! ENCORE PRESENTATIONS SUNDAY AFTERNOON ON THE SAILOR MOON ROMANCE NETWORK!! RATED TV-14 DLV!! [end CWF commercial] JR: That is RIGHT!! ANTV will be the CWF's UPN, and I guess SM Romance is gonna be the CWF's USA Network now!! GKnight4 has won the contest, and he will be hosting the website for the CWF, which is currently under MAJOR construction!! It's this Thursday on ANTV!! BG: DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'?! The Rock comes out to his music. JR: I WAS RIGHT!! THE ROCK IS COMING OUT HERE, AND HE MAY ADDRESS THE HAIR VS. EYEBROW MATCH THIS SUNDAY ON PAY PER VIEW. IT'S GONNA BE UNFORGIVEN, AND CHEF BOYARDEE PRESENTS CWF UNFORGIVEN, LIVE FROM THE PEPSI ARENA IN ALBANY, NEW YORK!! CHEF BOYARDEE, FEED THE NEED!! UNFORGIVEN IS THIS SEPTEMBER THE 22ND, ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!! ROCK: FINALLY, THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO PHENOIX!! Crowd cheers. ROCK: ASH, YOU THINK YOU IMPRESS THE ROCK BY TAKING THOSE BALLS IN YOUR HANDS, WHICH WE DON'T EXACTLY KNOW WHERE THEY'VE BEEN!! JR: UH OH!! ROCK: AND YOU TAKE THEM IN YOUR HANDS, AND YOU SAY THIS..."WELL, GO AHEAD AND MAKE US LOSE AGAIN, WHOEVER THE HELL YOUR NAME IS, BECAUSE WE ALL SUCK!!" Crowd cheers. KING: The ROCK will PAY for THAT!! ROCK: AND THEN YOU GO AND SAY THAT YOUR GONNA BE A MASTER AT BALLS, AND SAY THAT YOU WILL BEAT EVERYONE UP, WHEN ALL YOU ARE IS A TEN YEAR OLD ROODY POO CANDY ASS!! [crowd cheers] AND, PRE-WRESTLEMANIA, YOU SAID THAT YOU WILL GET THE ROCK FOR THAT THING ABOUT HEROS AND VILLIANS!! ASH, THE ROCK SAYS THAT THE ONLY REASON WHY YOU DID THAT WAS BECAUSE YOU WERE JEALOUS OF THE ROCK!! YOU ENVIED THE ROCK!! YOU GOT JEALOUS WHEN THE MILLIONS...... CROWD:...AND MILLIONS!! ROCK: .....AND MILLIONS OF THE ROCK'S FANS SEE THE ROCK COMING OUT, AND THEN YOU STARTED TO HEAR THE FANS CHANT HIS NAME!! ROCKY, ROCKY,... CROWD:....ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY,... JR: THEY LOVE HIM IN PHENOIX TONIGHT!! ROCK: THEN THE ROCK COMES OUT, AND HE GO INTO THE PEOPLE'S RING, HE GETS INTO THE CENTER, AND HE GIVES THE MOST ELETRIFYING EYEBROW IN SPORTS-ENERTAINMENT, THE PEOPLES EYEBROW, AND THEN HE TAKES HIS SIZE 18 BOOT, HE TURNS IT SIDEWAYS, AND HE STICKS IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!! THAT'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN AT UNFORGIVEN, BUT INSTEAD OF THE BOOT, IT'S GONNA BE THAT ELECTRIC RAZOR AT IT'S HIGHEST SETTING, THAT WILL BE TURNED SIDEWAYS, AND GET STUCK UP YOUR CANDY ASS!! Ash then appears on the Titantron stage. ASH: HEY CROCK!! KING: YES!! ASH: YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUNNY BY TELLING THESE PEOPLE HERE THAT YOU'RE GONNA STICK THAT THING UP MY ASS!! WELL, THAT 'MOST-ELECTRYFYING EYEBROW IN SPORTS-ENERTAINMENT' WILL BE BUT A MYSTERY AFTER UNFORGIVEN, BECAUSE I AM GONNA TAKE THAT RAZOR AND CUT THAT EYEBROW CLEAN OFF OF YOUR DAMN HEAD!! KING: He's gonna DO it, as WELL!! JR: Not if the ROCK has anything to say about it!! ROCK: YOU KNOW SOMETHING, YOU PIECE OF MONKEY PISS!! JR: WOAH!! ROCK: YOU KNOW WHAT THE ROCK THINKS HAPPENED?! HE THINKS THAT A MONKEY CAME INTO THE AMERICAN WEST COAST ARENA, WALKED DOWN THE AISLE, GOT INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING, TOOK A CRAP, AND OUT CAME ASH KETHUM!! JR: OH MY!! ROCK: THE ROCK SAYS THAT THE ROCK WILL GET INTO THE RING AT UNFORGIVEN, YOU WILL GO ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE, AND THE ROCK WILL PROCEED TO KICK YOUR MONKEY ASS ALL OVER GOD'S GREEN EARTH, IF YOU SMEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL , WHAT THE ROCK... CROWD: ......IS COOKIN'!!! ROCK:.................................................................. ........................................................IS COOKIN!![his music plays as he exits] JR: Do you think that the Rock is ready for UNFORGIVEN?!! KING: I don't think the Rock realizes... ASH: STOP THAT SONG!! JR: WAIT A MINUTE HERE!! ASH: IF YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE SO GREAT, GET TWO OF WHO YOU THINK IS THE BEST CWF STARTS, AND ME, AND MY TWO GUYS IN THE BACK WILL COME OUT HERE TONIGHT, AND ABSOLUTLY KICK YOUR ASS HERE IN PHENOIX!! JR: Oh MY!! ROCK: ASH, THE ROCK SAYS THAT THE ROCK WILL WORRY ABOUT WHO HE THINKS ARE CERTIFYABLY A ROODY POO, BUT YOU GO AND FIND YOUR PIECES OF CRAP, AND THE ROCK WILL LAYETH THE SMACKETH DOWN ON THEIR CANDY ASS, IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'!! [his music plays as he exits AGAIN] JR: WELL, TONIGHT, a six-man tag match will take place!! KING: I can't WAIT to see it, JR!! The Rock will FINALLY realize who is the TRUE Roody Poo around... Switch to the back, where Jupiter and Venus are still fighting Bradshaw and Farroqq!! JR: Wait a minute, King, they are STILL fighting in the back area there, and there is no STOPPING it, I don't think!! KING: This is WAY caotic, JR!! What's gonna happen NEXT?! Switch again to the back, where Rubeus is coming out, getting ready for his match verses Y2J!! JR: Well, we found out that Jericho is here, but Rubeus is coming out here right NOW, and he is gonna have his match here, NEXT!! The go to a commercial, then come BACK. JR: Welcome back to CWF Raw everybody, and we are... LADY RING ANN.: Ladies and... Reenie then comes out. REENIE: WOAH WOAH WOAH!! I don't think so!! JR: WHAT IS SHE DOING OUT HERE NOW!! KING: I DON'T KNOW, JR!! REENIE: You SEE, you're taking someone's SPOT, and he can do this much better than YOU, [she then comes into the ring] so, GET TO STEPPIN'!! JR: This is the WIERDEST thing that I have EVER seen in my LIFE!! REENIE: [taking the mike away from the lady announcer] GET TA STEPPIN'!! KING: HA!!! JR, DID YOU HEAR THAT?! JR: I CERTAINLY DID!! REENIE: Now that we have THAT bimbo out of the WAY...!! JR: OH COME ON!! KING; JR, this is GREAT!! REENIE: It's time to bring out a TRUE pro on the mike, Mr. HOWARD FINKEL!! The Fink then comes out. JR: King, I'm not even understanding THIS!! KING: What ELSE could happen tonight... JR: KING, I'm getting word that Ivory and Jessie are in the back, slugging it out right NOW, and I guess we're gonna have two matches at ONCE, because a referee has just gotten into the fight, and is REFFING the thing!! KING: No WAY!! JR: We'll keep the action of BOTH matches going, and bringing them to you... FINKEL: NOW THAT THAT BUSINESS IS TAKEN CARE OF, THIS CONTEST IS... Rubeus' music plays, as he comes out, interrupting the Fink. JR: Oh MAN, we are ready for Jericho vs. Rubeus here!! KING: Rubeus just cut off the Fink!! Rubeus gets into the ring. FINK: Hey, Rub!! How DARE you interrupt me in my moment of total ECASTCY!! JR: WHAT?!! I don't think Rubeus really CARES!! FINK: There are DIRE consequences that come FROM that, you know!! JR: WHAT!! With that, the Fink pushes Rubeus!! JR: WHAT THE?!!! THE HELL IS HOWARD DOING?! KING: I don't KNOW!! I think he has a DEATH WISH, JR!! Rubeus then grabs Finkel by the colar. RUBEUS: Hey, you stupid PANSY, LAY OFF BEFORE I REALLY....!! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0!!! Then the lights go out, and pyros soon get accompanied by music, and "JERICHO" is popped up on the Titantron. Then the lights come on, and there is no Jericho to be found. JR: Where the hell is Jericho?!! KING: Why are you asking ME, JR!! JR: Well, I thought that...wait a minute, Jericho is in the RING, and now Rubeus knows it, but Reenie has.....OH MY LORD!!! SOUTH OF THE BORDER WENT THE CHILD, and npow Jerciho sets up a table and Jericho sends Rub to the far side and now, a VARIATION OF THE X-FACTOR, and now setting up for a power bomb, and now Jericho POWER BOMBS HIM, and WAIT, HE'S ACTUALLY USING THE STRENGTH TO TIE TWO POWERBOMBS TOGETHOER, AND...INTO THE TABLE THERE, AND NOW JERICHO, WITH THE LION TAMER ON.....WAIT A MINUTE, SAILOR MARS IS COMING OUT HERE, AND NOW JERICHO AND MARS ARE BEATING EACH OTHER SENSELESS!! KING: THIS IS GETTING WAY OUT OF CONTROL, JR....AHHHH!!! JR: JESSIE AND IVORY ARE STILL FIGHITING, AND HAVE CAME OUT HERE, AND THE CARNAGE HAS JUST STARTED AT THE AMERICAN WEST ARENA!! KING: WHICH MATCH ARE WE SUPPOSED TO PAY ATTENTION TO?!! JR: I DON'T THINK THESE ARE MATCHES ANYMORE!! THESE ARE BARNBURNERS THAT WE HAVE HERE, AND WE'RE NOT EVEN TO THE SECOND HOUR YET, AND... Switch to the back, where Venus and Jupiter are headed to the ring, and are ready to kick some ass, it seems. JR: UH OH!! I THINK THAT THE SAILORS ARE READY TO COME OUT HERE TO SAY A FEW THINGS, PLUS THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO MEET THE HARDY BOYZ IN ACTION TONIGHT... The camera stays to a door, where Goku arrives. KING: AHHH!!! WHAT ELSE IS GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT, JR?! JR: I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE DIDN'T ARRIVE HERE BY ACCIDENT!! AND BLACKMAN AND SHAMROCK ARE ALSO HERE!! WHAT ELSE IS GONNA HAPPEN, WHEN WE COME BACK!! They go off the air. _______________________________________________________________________ CWF WAR ZONE WEEK #8 RATING: TV-14 DVL E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com SPECIAL NOTE: Last War Zone before CWF Unforgiven DISCLAIMER: You know THIS one! ______________________________________________________ ANNOUNCERS: Jim Ross Jerry "The King" Lawler BACKSTAGE: Lucas (from WWF.com) Serena Sommers Kevin Kelly Michael Cole The New Guy RING ANN.: Tony Chimel PLACE: American West Arena in Phenoix, Arizona ______________________________________________________ They come back, and Sailor Venus and Jupiter's music starts. JR: Welcome back to CWF War Zone, everyone, and just a few minutes ago, we saw the Sailors starting to head out to the ring, and here we ARE!! They were fighting the Ackolytes EARLIER, and they still have a MATCH here, and I GUESS that's what's gonna happen here right now, King!! KING: After what we saw before the BREAK, I don't know what else could happen here tonight, but who knows what we COULD see here TONIGHT, JR!! JR: We've seen a match set up for Smack Down, we've seen the Hollys insult yet ANOTHER team, we've seen a match set up for TONIGHT, and we hear that the Rock has now PICKED his teammates for TONIGHT, King, and I have a FEELING that I know who the two will BE, King!! KING: WHO IS IT, JR?! JR: I don't know EXACTLY....OH MY, The Sailors have the mikes, and who KNOWS what they are gonna say NOW!! JUPITER: Hey FARROQQ, you SAY that you are a big TOUGH GUY!! Well, MY problem is that you are a DUMB ASS!! You have the physiche of a MONSTER, but with that inflated BODY, comes a mind of a RETARD!! KING: OH NO!!! Flirtin' with DANGER here, JR!! JR: I have to agree with you on THAT one!! JUPITER: You brought the BRAWN!! You brought the POWER, strength, and so on and SO ON!! But you guys don't THINK!! You dont bring a BRAIN with you, and THAT's where we'll kick your ASSES at, and that is WHY you will have your asses HANDED to you at Unforgiven!! But on SMACK DOWN this Thursday, I want you two to face us one on one, I'll get YOU Farroqq, and VENUS has decided that she wants BRADSHAW!! So if you two have the....what do you call it!! Oh YEAH!! TESTICULAR FORTITUDE, then you would accept the challenge for Smack Down!! Now, Hardy Boyz, bring your asses out here, and let us hand them over to you here TONIGHT!! JR: WOW!!! The Hardy Boyz then come out to their music. KING: JR, they are ANGRY tonight!! JR: I can SEE that!! The Sailors are ready for action here tonight!! KING: I meant the HARDY BOYZ!! Look at.... All of a sudden, the HOLLYS come up behind them and start beating on them. JR: WAIT A MINUTE, the Hardy Boyz are being attacked by the Hollys, and they...WAIT A MINUTE!! TEAM ROCKET NOW IS COMING OUT HERE, TRYING TO GET RETRUBUTION STILL, AND NOW THE MATCH VS. THE HARDY BOYZ IS GOING TO HAPPEN!! Jupiter is starting off here, and now to the far side, and a SHOLDER BLOCK BY MATT HARDY that sent Jupiter to the canvas, and again to the ropes, and a duck, and a leap frog by Jupiter, and now Matt...WITH A HURICARANA HERE!! WOW!! KING: The Hardys are doing a NUMBER on Jupiter here!! JR: The Hollys didn't even FAZE them!! Matt now, to a rear chin lock here!! Jupiter is now getting back up, and now elbows to the stermn and now back to the far side, and now....REVERSAL INTO A POWERBOMB FROM JUPITER, and NOW Jupiter can make the tag, and here come Sailor Venus!! Venus has that EXCELLENT move that has put away some big men BEFOREHAND!! KING: You mean that Huricaranna of hers!! JR: EXACTLY!!! Venus now, with some slaps to the face of Matt, and now to the ropes, and Matt....VENUS TELEGRAPHED IT.....UH OH!! The Ackolytes are out here, and now they're coming out here into the ring!!! KING: WHAT THE...?! JR: And now the Ackolytes are in the ring, and now Bradshaw, with a damn...CHAIR!! HIT VENUS IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH THAT STEEL CAHIR, AND NOW FARROQQ WITH A DAMN BASEBALL BAT, AND....JUPITER GOT NAILED WITH THAT BAT, AND IT SHATTERED INTO PIECES!! BRADSHAW: HEY, WE ACCEPT!! [they then make their exit] JR: THEY JUST ACCEPTED THE CHALLENGE FOR SMACK DOWN THIS THURSDAY NIGHT!! Switch to the back, where Shane is STILL whining about him having to face Beryl in a Negamatch tonight. JR: King, Shane is BESIDE himself!!! He can't BELIEVE that Darkpower ordered a MATCH with QB and Shane McMahon!! Switch to Serena with...THE UNDERTAKER!! SERENA: Undertaker, you have seen many things happen, and by the looks of things, you may have a tough time becoing the number 1 con... All of a sudden, the Undertaker grabs her!! UNDERTAKER: YOU LISTEN HERE, BITCH, DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT IN FRONT OF THE LORD OF DARKNESS AGAIN, BECAUSE I'LL KICK THAT SKINNY LITTLE ASS OF YOURS!! I WILL BE THE NUMBER 1 CONTENDER AT NO MERCY, AND THAT IS LL THAT I HAVE TO SAY, AND If YOU HAVE ANY MORE INTELLIGENT QUESTIONS THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SAY TO ME, GET IT OUT NOW, BECAUSE I AM ABOUT TO KICK YOUR [mike cuts off]--- ---- ------ ------ [mike comes on] ASS!! [he lets her go, but not before shoving her into the fence behind her, and then UT exits] WOW!!! [start CWF commercial] ANN.: It's the war that started out of the BLUE!! SERENA: ... [HHH punches Beryl on the edge, and Beryl goes off of the stage INTO A TABLE!!] OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!! Beryl just flew five feet off of that stage, and into a table!!... KING: Oh my God!! SERENA: ...we may be LOOKING at the VERY FIRST CWF CHAMPION!! ANN.: And there was no STOPPING it!! ...Beryl flies above the ropes and hits the steel ramp with her back, and VERY HARD!! She then becomes limp. ROSS:... BERYL JUST FELL 20 DAMN FEET ONTO THAT STEEL, AND SHE'S NOT MOVING!!... He PUSHES THE LADDER, and the top...FALLS ONTO BERYL, WITH THAT TOP HITTING THE ALREADY INJURED RIBS...SHE MAY HAVE ELECTRICUTED THERE...SHE'S NOT MOVING!!...what Triple H did TONIGHT was TOO FAR!! ANN.: Now, one blueblood is looking to take the gold!! HHH: I think it's a PLAN, Queen BITCH!! ANN.: While one Queen looks for REVENGE!! BERYL:...I'm walking with a limp in my right leg, THAT YOUR LAZY-ASS MADE!!...I can NEVER pay you back ENOUGH now!! ...as you SEE, I'm stille a living and BREATHING little BITCH!! ANN.: TRIPLE H!! QUEEN BERYL!!! NEGAMATCH!! CWF TITLE!!! CWF UNFORGIVEN, brought to you by Chef Boyardee!!! Live, September 19 from the Pepsi Arena in Albny, NY!! Exclusivly on Pay-Per-View!! [end CWF commercial] They then go to a break, then come BACK. BG: DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'!! [the Rock makes his way to the ring] JR: Welcome back to RAW IS WAR, everyone!! KING: My GOD, JR!! Did you see what the Undertaker did before we went to a break?! JR: I most CERTANLY did, King!! That was VERY UNCALLED FOR, and we are glad to hear that Serena's okay after that encounter face to face!! In any event, tonight, RAW IS WAR is being brought to you by priceline.com, where you name your price and save on airfares, hotels, and MORE!! KING: And by...HA!! BURGER KING!! COINCIDENCE ONLY, JR!! When you have it YOUR way, it just TASTES BETTER!! JR: And by Sailor Moon Romance, the official site of CWF RAW IS WAR!! ROCK: Ash, you said that I could pick a couple of guys who were certifiable Roody Poos!! So I DID, and here... He all of a sudden gets attacked from behind by Ash, Misty, and Brock. JR: OH MY!! HERE WE GO!! ROCK IS BEING GANGED BY A 3 ON 1... BG: (LET'S ROCK IT) TEAM ROCKET, BLAST OFF, AND GONNA KICK SOME ASS (DX)...YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO DO (YEAH)...YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO WEAR (HA HA HA)(WEAR IT DOWN)...YOU THINK THAT YOUR BETTER (YEAH) ...WELL, YOU BETTER GET READY TO BOW TO THE MASTERS (SSSSSSSSSSSSSUCK IT)!! Team Rocket comes out. JR; MY GOD, KING, THE ROCK GOT SOME ALL RIGHT!! JESSIE AND JAMES OF TEAM ROCKET, AND NOW HERE WE GO!! IT'S A DONNYBROOK HERE, AND NOW ALL SIX MEN ARE IN THE RING!! ASH AND THE ROCK ARE GOING AT EACH OTHER'S THROAT HERE.... All of a sudden, the music of the Big Show and the Undertaker starts playing. JR: OH NO, WHAT NOW?! KING: THE BIG SHOW AND THE UNDERTAKER ARE COMING OUT HERE RIGHT NOW, JR!!!!....AHHHH!! JR: THE UNDERTAKER IS NOW IN THE RING, AND NOW ASH GOES FOR THE RIDE....CHOKESLAM!!! NOW MISTY GETS PUT UP, AND......CHOKESLAM, AND NOW BROCK....INTO A TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!! AND NOW JESSIE....THE BIG SHOW HAS HER, AND NOW SHE GOES UP, AND....BACK DOWN, AND NOW THE ROCK....GETS CAUGHT IN THE TOMBSTONE, AND....PLANTED THE ROCK, AND NOW JAMES UP AND...BACK DOWN FROM THE CHOKESLAM!! WOW!!! THE UNDERTAKER AND THE BIG SHOW HAVE MADE A MARK HERE ON RAW HERE TONIGHT!! BUT WHY HAVE THEY CAME OUT NOW!! UNDERTAKER: HEY DIAMOND, YOU HAVE SEEN THE CARNAGE THAT I HAVE JUST LEFT BEHIND!! NOW IT'S YOUR TURN!! COME UNFORGIVEN, ARMAGGETION IS UPON US, AND I TOLD PAUL HERE THAT IF HE WANTS TO BE A TRUE KILLER, THEN HE WOULD HAVE TO FACE YOU AT SMACK DOWN THIS THURSDAY!! JR: OH MY!!! KING: MY GOD, JR!! HOW IS HE GONNA...?! UNDERTAKER, NOW, IF YOU HAVE ANY FORTITUDE IN THOSE LITTLE THING THAT YOU CALL BALLS, THEN YOU WOULD STEP UP TO THE PLATE, AND ACCEPT!! YOU HAVE TILL THE BEGINNING OF SMACK DOWN TILL I SEND THE BIG SHOW TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND KICK YOUR ASS!! [their music plays] JR: WOW!! King, a challenge has been issued for Smack Down, and something TELLS me that the Big Show is READY whenever Diamond is!! KING: Well, I know someone ELSE who's ready, and that is SHANE MCMAHON!! JR: We'll FIND OUT!! The Negamatch is coming up here momentarily!! We'll be right BACK!! [start CWF commercial] ANN.: THURSDAY NIGHTS WILL NEVER AGAIN BE THE SAME!! JR: FOLKS, IT DON'T GET ANY BIGGER THAN THIS!! ANN.: THE CWF WILL EXPLODE ONTO NETWORK TELEVISON THIS TURSDAY ON THE ANIME NETWORK TELEVISON (http://members.aol.com/gknight4)!! JR: I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT WE'VE JUST SEEN!! ANN.: CWF SMACK DOWN, THIS THURSDAY ON ANTV!! ENCORE PRESENTATIONS SUNDAY AFTERNOON ON THE SAILOR MOON ROMANCE NETWORK!! RATED TV-14 DLV!! [end CWF commercial] They then go to a break then come back. The G-TV logo then appears, and the intro starts then ends. They are in...THE MEN'S RESTROOM, where Val Venus and Tuxedo Mask is being caught on film at a very....PECLAROUS position at the moment. VENUS: Hey, MASK, HEH HEH HEH!! You're GONNA need that magic wand to extend THAT thing!! In FACT, you're gonna need that wand to even reach PUBERTY, HEH HEH HEH!!! All of a sudden, Mask punches Val very hard in the face, and flushes his HEAD in the stall there!! MASK: TRY SAYING THAT TO MY FACE, PUNK!! He starts to leave, when all of a sudden, he is attacked by....THE MEAN STREET POSSEE!! They kick his ass in a 3 on 1 attack. When they are FINISHED, they leave, leaving Mask laying on the floor, hurting to no end. Then G-TV ends, and now they go back to ringside. JR: WOW!!! THE MEAN STREET POSSEE ATTACKING TUXEDO MASK....IN THE MEN'S RESTROOM!! KING: I'M MORE CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT WE ARE ABOUT!! BG: ONESELF...IS THIS ON!!! YEAH, YOU GO AND HIT ME WITH THAT TRIPLE H!! Triple H then comes out. JR: Oh, what ELSE is gonna happen here TOINGHT?!! KING: TRIPLE H IS COMING OUT HERE, AND I HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT HE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY TO BERYL HERE TONIGHT!! HHH: HEY, DARKPOWER, YOU FORGOT THAT I AM THE GAME!! IT'S MY TIME, AND I'M NOT LETTING EVEN A LITTLE SON OF A BITCH LIKE YOU RUIN MY TIME FOR ME!!! BUT NOW, YOU FORCE CHYNA INTO A MATCH AT SMACK DOWN THIS THURSDAY?!! LET ME TELL YOU WHAT, LET ME ASK YOU TO COME OUT HERE AND JUST SAY THAT YOU AND QUEEN BITCH ARE GONNA GET MARRIED, BECAUSE I SWEAR TO GOD THAT IF IT HASEN'T HAPPENED ALREADY, YOU TWO WOULD BECOME ONE, BECAUSE THAT HOW WELL YOUR PROTECTING YOUR CWF CHAMPION!! JR: COME ON, NOW!! HHH: AND TO BE REAL HONEST WITH YOU, LAST WEEK, I MEANT TO RUN YOU RIGHT INTO JR, THE FAT ASS THAT HE IS!! AND IF I HADEN'T HAD MISSED, I WOULD'VE GOTTEN THAT NO-GOOD SKANKY WHORE, SERENA, WITH YOUR BODY, AS WELL!! JR: OH COME ON NOW!!! SERENA A VERY GOOD WOMAN, MIND YOU!! KING: I AGREE!! THAT WAS VERY UNCALLED FOR THERE!! HHH: AND IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, I'LL DO THE SAME THING THAT I DID TO YOU LAST WEEK THIS WEEK, AS WELL!! NOW, WHAT I AM GONNA DO IS....WAIT A MINUTE, JR IS OUT HERE AGAIN!!! HEY, JR, WHY DON'T YOU COME ON IN HERE, AND LET ME TALK TO YOU!! KING: OH MY!! ARE YOU GOING UP THERE, JR?! JR: MIGHT AS WELL!! [he takes his headset off and heads into the ring] KING: I don't feel so great that JR is in there!! I REMEMBER what Triple H has done to him in the past!! HHH: COME ON, DON'T BE SHY!!! [JR gets into the ring] OKAY, NOW JR, I HEARD YOU A FEW MINUTES AGO THAT SERENA WAS A VERY NICE WOMAN!! [JR nods a yes and confirms it] AND I KNOW THAT YOU WANT QUEEN BITCH TO BE THE CHAMPION, AND YOU WANT EVERYTHING TO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER, IS THAT IT?! JR: I DIDN'T SAY THAT, BUT...?! HHH: BUT, BEING THE FAT ASS SLOB THAT YOU REALLY ARE, YOU WOULD SAY THAT ANYWAYS, JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE JR, AND THAT WHAT YOU DO BEST!!! TO PISS ME OFF, IS THAT IT?! KING: JR better say the right things here!! HHH: WELL, IT SEEMS THAT YOU ARE DEAD WRONG!! I WILL BECOME THE CWF CHAMPION AFTER UNFORGIVEN, AND I WILL BECOME THE GAME, AS YOU MAY SAY!! BUT I ALREADY AM THE GAME, AND YOU'RE NOTHING [he then kicks JR south of the border, then petegrees him] KING: MY GOD!!! JR!!! HHH: NOW THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!!! I AM THE GAME, AND I WILL KICK THAT BITCH'S ASS AT UNFORGIVEN!! KING: OH MY GOD!! NEGAMATCH NEXT!! They go to a break, then come back. KING: This is what happened just a few minutes ago here!!! Look at this, as we show the replay here!! Triple H said that he was dead wrong, and then he petegrees him!! We are back, and Shane is about to be in a Negamatch, and Serena, I welcome you, I guess!! JR got told and felt what for here!! SERENA: I didn't think that was necessary at ALL!! Triple H is soOBSESSED with beiating Queen Beryl, that he doesn't care who he HURTS to GET to that SPOT!! KING: Shane is in the Negaverse....AHHH!!! SERENA: AND HERE WE GO HERE!!! BERYL NOW, HAMMERING AWAY AT THE GREENWITCH NATIVE!! AND NOW....INTO A WALL GOES SHANE MCMAHON!! KING, SHANE WAS IN A NEGAMATCH ONCE BEFORE, BUT NEVER QUITE IN THIS SITUATION!! AND NOW WE ARE EING JOINED BY TRIPLE H, AND TRIPLE H, WHAT GAVE YOU THE RIGHT IN YOUR MIND TO ATTACK JR LIKE YOU DID!! HHH: BECAUSE JR IS A FLUKE LIKE YOU!! HE THINKTS THAT I CANNOT BEAT QUEEN BITCH AT UNFORGIVEN!! IN MY MIND, I'VE ALREADY BEATEN HER AT EVERYTHING!! SERENA: WELL, NOW BERYL IS...INTO A CHAIR, AND.....A RESTING BED!! SHANE IS BEING THROWN AROUND LIKE A RAG DOLL!! HHH: JUST LIKE I'M GONNA DO TO QUEEN BITCH THIS SUNDAY!! SERENA: WHY ARE YOU SO CONFIDENT THAT YOU WILL BEAT HER THIS SUNDAY?!! HHH: OH PLEASE!!! DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT WAS A QUESTION YOU REALLY NEEDED TO ASK?!! I GET A LITTLE SICK AND TIRED AT PEOPLE WHO ASK STUPID QUESTIONS LIKE THAT!! KING: SERENA, I THINK HE'S MAD AT EVERYONE!! YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHOOSE YOUR WORDS TO HIM CAREFULLY HERE!! SERENA: I'VE ALREADY BEEN ASSULTED BY THE UNDERTAKER, AND THAT WAS ENOUGH FOR ME!! HHH: WELL, IF YOU ASK ANY MORE STUPID QUESTIONS LIKE THAT, IT'LL BE WORSE THAT WHAT THE UNDERTAKER COULD EVER DO TO YOU!! SERENA: IN ANY EVENT, BERYL NOW, COMING THORUGH THE PORTAL, AND SHANE IS, AS WELL, LOOKING LIKE A TRUCK JUST NAILED HIM IN THE FACE, AND HE MIGHT NOW WISH THAT HE HAD THE MEAN STREET POSSEE BACKING HIM UP, AS BERYL IS TAKING HIM TO SCHOOL, LIKE SHE MAY DO AT UNFORGIVEN!! HHH: WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!! THAT MEANT ANY WISE-ASS COMMENTS LIKE THAT, AS WELL!! I NEVER REALLY LIKED YOU AS COMMENTATOR, AND I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU'RE TREATING ME HERE!! SERENA: WHY DID YOU COME HERE, THEN?!! HHH: TO PROVE A POINT!!! BERYL IS NOTHING TO ME!! HER LIFE IS NOTHING, HER FAMILY IS NOTHING!! HER LIFE IS SO MUCH CRAP THAT IT'S UNREAL!! KING: THEY'RE COMING OUT HERE NOW, AND THERE INTO THE RING...AHHH!!! SERENA: BERYL, TRYING TO SEND A MESSAGE TO YOU, TRIPLE H, OF WHAT SHE'LL TRY TO DO AT UNFORGIVEN!! HHH: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!! DIDN'T I SAY THAT I DIDN'T WANT ANY MORE WISE-ASS COMMENTS LIKE THAT AGAIN!! YOU ARE A FLUKE, AS WELL SERENA!! COMPARED TO YOU, JR IS A GOD TO ME!! YOU BETTER GET IT STRAIGHT [now getting up]!!! YOU BETTER GET THE [mike cuts off] ------ ---- [mike comes back on] STRAIGHT!! I AM THE GAME, AND I WILL BECOME THE CWF CHAMPION AT UNFORGIVEN!! NOW YOU SHUT IT ABOUT THAT!! SERENA: WELL, I THINK YOU'RE OBSESSED, BUT THAT IS JUST MY.... HHH: WHAT DID YOU SAY THAT I WAS?! SERENA: OBSESSED!! YOU WANT THAT TITLE SO BAD!! AND YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE GONNA BEAT HER AT UNFORGIVEN!! HHH: WELL, THAT'S ALL FINE AND DANDY, BUT I KNOW THAT I'M GONNA BECOME THE CWF...[he now sees QB looking at him] YEAH, YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS READY, BECAUSE I'M GONNA KICK IT, QUEEN BITCH!! TALK IS CHEAP!! SERENA: QUEEN BERYL, TO BE CORREECTED THERE!! HHH: NO ONE ASKED YOU, OKAY, SO BUTT THE HELL OUT!! SERENA: NO ONE ASKED FOR YOU TO COME OUT HERE!! HHH: WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!!! HHH then shut her up, all right. He NAILS her in the face...VERY HARD!! She is knocked out cold. Then Triple H goes into the ring. KING: MY GOD, SERENA!!! ARE YOU...?! SERENA IS OUT COLD HERE!! WE NEED SOME..!!! TRIPLE H IS IN THE...AHHH!!! BERYL AND TRIPLE H NOW, AND....PSHYCADELIC DRIVER!!! MY GOD!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE TWO COMMENTATORS ATTACKED BY THE SAME PERSON IN ONE NIGHT!! I THINK WE MAY SEE....OH MY GOD!! BERYL WITH A CHAIR, AND....TRIPLE H, THE KNEE IS RAMMED WITH THAT CHAIR!! MY GOSH!! WE NEED SOME HELP HERE!!! BERYL AND TRIPLE H FOR UNFORGIVEN, AND SMACK DOWN IS THIS THURSDAY, AND IT'S GONNA BE EXPLOSIVE!! WE GOT A MESS OUT HERE!!! They go off the air with that. _______________________________________________________________________ _ Well, how did you like the end of RAW this week!! I was gonna put in the New Guy, because he hasn't been seen in a while, but I saw that Triple H could have some anger with Serena there, and now I suppose EVERYONE gonna hate Triple H because of it, and hopes that QB kicks his ASS!! Anyways, thatnks for reading!! Unforgiven is this Sunday, and if you want it, al you have to do is E-Mail me for it!! That's ALL YOU HAVE TO DO!! No paying for anything, AND NO VIRUSES WILL BE SENT (as you may remember me saying, I don't even know how to make one, let alone MAIL one in a program)!! Also, CWF Smack Down is this Thursday, and will be on GKnight4's web page ( at: http://members.aol.com/gknight4/index.htm). I like to thank this guy for doing this for me!! I apologize if I called the person a "he" and it's a "she" INSTEAD!! ANYWAYS, CATCH YA THEN