CWF Sunday Night Heat Rated: R (Offensive language and mild dialogue, violence, suggestive themes) Disclamer: All characters portrayed here and products are copyrighted to their respective companies. Not mine. This MAY also be in the show tonight. E-mail: Darkpowrjd@aol.com ------------------------------------------------ ------------------ Description: Ringside Commentators: Serena Sommers (Sailor Moon) Kevin Kelly (WWF) Backstage Commentary: Michael Cole "The Roooster" Terry Taylor ------------------------------------------------ ------------------ As they come on, they start to recap what happened last week on Raw/War Zone. The word "RAW" appears on the screen before it shows clips from last week as Serena does the descriptions. SERENA VOICEOVER: Last week, Shane wanted the Sailor Scouts to suffer at his hands. However, he wasn't expecting what was coming to him. [it shows Shane telling the people that the parrtner cannot be Austin or any of the Union. Then the screen flashes, and the color disappears for a few minutes, as Shane reapeats words for the audience. Then the screen flashes again to the end of RAW] KEVIN VOICEOVER: The Scouts had a few tricks up their sleeves, however, as they went to their greatest enemy, the Negaverse, and found an equally, if not better, person for their group. [it shows the ultimate revealing, as they reveal their partner to be Queen Beryl] SERENA VOICEOVER: Vince was not happy by that, nor was he happy that his arch nemisis, Stone Cold Steve Austin, came to help them with the Undertaker, and Beryl gave Vince the finger that matters. However, TONIGHT, Darkpower has a surprise announcement for the evil queen turned fan-fave, and we hear Vince will NOT be happy, TONIGHT on Sunday Night HEAT!! The intro to Sunday Night Heat starts, and soon finishes. The crowd is jacked as the cameras look at the millons of signs and cheering fans. The commentators start. SERENA: TONIGHT, DARKPOWER HAS PROMISED THAT TONIGHT'S ANNOUNCEMENT FROM HIM WILL PISS THE OWNER OF THE WWF, VINCE MCMAHON, OFF TO GREAT EXTREMES, AND IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH QUEEN BERYL!! KEVIN: Yes, but not only THAT, Beryl is HERE, and we have word that she wants to say something about what she did one week ago on RAW!! The Corperation's music plays, and the ENTIRE group of Vince McMahon, Shane, the Mean Street Posse, and the Undertaker, plus a host of OTHERS, make their way to the ring, and they don't look happy. SERENA: Here comes what could be a hard night for MR. McMahon!! KEVIN: If Darkpower lives up to his promise tonight, then he IS in for a REAL tough night. Vince McMahon grabs the mike. CROWD: ASS----, ASS----, ASS----,... SERENA: They really love him HERE, DON'T THEY?! KEVIN: He will NEVER escape THAT chant, no matter WHO beats him!! VINCE: Last week, I hope you were happy, you WERE HAPPY, WERE YOU?!! [crowd boos] Because last NIGHT, those reched Sailors made FOOLS out of the Corperation. KEVIN: Shane cut them off from Austin and the Union, but they had MORE sources. VINCE: And I guess you're happy that that no- good, rotten WRENCH, Queen Beryl, beat the Corperate Ministry last week, as WELL!! Crowd cheers. VINCE: Well, it's not... Music cuts him off. It's the Negaverse music, and now we know who's coming out, as the crowd cheers for Queen Beryl, the person who's coming out. SERENA: Oh boy!! KEVIN: This may turn UGLY here, Serena!! BERYL: [mike in hand] Hey, Vince, I don't think I heard you right!! Did you just amit that I kicked your SORRY all over the damn ARENA last week on RAW?! Crowd cheers. SERENA: Yeah, that's EXACTLY what he said!! VINCE: Yeah, but you had Austin there, and THAT DOESN'T COUNT!! BERYL: Oh, so now you're making EXCUSES for your kickings, is THAT it?! SERENA: WOAH!! VINCE: Now listen here, you WRENCH!! [crowd boos] KEVIN: UH OH!! He should think before he SAYS that!! VINCE: If you think that you're gonna get through the CWF in one PIECE, you have another thing coming!! BERYL: You know what, Vince, you're right!! I'm not gonna get thorugh the CWF in one piece. I'm gonna get thorugh the CWF in one piece... CARRYING YOUR NO GOOD, CRIPPLED WITH ME!! Crowd once again cheers. VINCE: You better NOT threaten me, Beryl!! BERYL: Oh, I don't make THREATS!! I make PROMISES!! VINCE: Well, take this...GUARENTEE to the BANK!! Before the night's over, you're will belong to the Corperate Ministry, because TONIGHT, I'm putting you up against...MIDIAN!! BERYL: You're guaranting my on a siver platter here TONIGHT?!! Well SO BE IT!! If I have to take that stupid RETARD you call a WRESTLER WITH me to the top, then I'll do so much as DRAG his stupid, retarded up that ladder, grab that World Title that I want SO BADLY, and drop him from the top, STRAIGHT INTO HELL, RIGHT WHERE HE BELONGS!! Darkpower then comes on the Titantron. DARKPOWER: Hold it, hold it!! Are you saying that Queen Beryl vs. Midian here TONIGHT?! PERFECT, because this fits PERFECTLY with my plan for Beryl!! You see, Midian was ALREADY part of that World Title tournament that I talked about last week on RAW!! KEVIN: We found THAT out last week. DARKPOWER: HOWEVER, I had him as a BYE, which MEANT that I didn't have any other person to FACE him...that is, UNTIL NOW!! SERENA: I know where HE'S going!! VINCE: Wait a minute...!! DARKPOWER: You see, Shane, you FORGOT that the Negaverse is ALSO a part of their show, and when THEY had an idea to have Beryl there last week, I had an idea for her, as well. You see, I was thinking about what I should do with that bye spot, and THEN I had this BRIGHT idea. And since you want a match with Midian and Beryl, let's make it for a spot in the world title BRACKET!! SERENA: OH YEAH!! KEVIN: These fans are loving THAT idea!! VINCE; Wait a minute, Darkpower!! You CAN'T do that!! The mind of yours was made up!! DARKPOWER: Well, seeing that Queen Beryl's TRUE dream was to BE a CWF champion, and that YOU, Vince, seem to want to SCREW people, in which you do to your ENTIRE Ministry, BUT THAT'S for ANOTHER SHOW...!! KEVIN: UH OH!! SERENA: Don't go there, PLEASE!! DARKPOWER:... I see that Beryl may make a PERFECT champion!! Oh, and one more thing, Vince. To make SURE that no screw jobs are done, I'm gonna have a SPECIAL REFEREE have the honors of this match, and that person is...ME!! KEVIN: He DID look good in that ref's shirt earlier!! DARKPOWER: Oh, since I'm on another TRACK RECORD, I guess I should make a match for the Hardcore championship title, which will happen at Wrestlemania!! Bossman, it seems that Amy, or Sailor Mercury, whoever you wanna call her, took you to SCHOOL...well, SCHOOL of kicking last week...HER WAY, it seems that you really do want to get her BACK, DO YOU, Boss JERK!! BOSSMAN: Watch it, or I'll stick this stick straight up your here tonight. DARKPOWER: Oh, thanks for the offer, but first, I'm TAKEN, and second of all, I don't know where that thing has BEEN!! SERENA: WOW!! He's really cracking on the Ministry TONIGHT!! DARKPOWER: Since you're so GOOD at being this WAY, I guess we can put you and Amy in a hardcore title match at Wrestlemania. BOSSMAN: You do that, and I'm sure that she'll get HER kicked, as well!! DARKPOWER: So you AGREE to THAT, DO YOU?!! Well, I'll be off!! SEE YA!! The titantron turns off. BERYL: Well, Vince, look where you're RAMBLINGS got you NOW!! And Midian, you're MINE tonight!! She exits. However, just as she's about to exit... BG: "DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'?!" ...and the Rock makes his way into the Arena, stopping Beryl in her TRACKS!! ROCK: At last, the Great One has finally come, to SNH!! Crowd cheers. ROCK: The Rock overheard Dark's proposal to the queen of evil, and the Rock has no problem with it, but WHOEVER is the winner will have to watch the Rock walk his to the next match, right after I kick Tuxedo Mask's ROODY... CROWD AND ROCK: ...POO CANDY ASS!! ROCK: All over God's green Earth!! Then, it doesn't matter whether it's Queen Beryl OR that fat RETARD Midian, one of you will go ONE ON ONE with the GREAT ONE, and the MILLIONS...!! CROWD: ...and MILLIONS!! ROCK: ...and millions of the Rock's fans will see the ROCK proceed to kick one of your CANDY , whoever it may be, all over God's Green Earth, if YOU CROWD AND ROCK: SSSSMMMMMMMEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.....WHA T THE ROCK.... CROWD ALONE: ...is COOKIN'!!! ROCK ALONE: ...IS COOKIN'!!! BERYL: Excuse ME, Rock, I don't want to disappoint you. I have GREAT respect for you, but I think you're jumping the GUN a little bit here, ROCK!! You see, after I take care of that , Midian, here TONIGHT, and if you are LUCKY enough to win against, who YOU called him LAST WEEK, a NO GOOD, STUPID, CLOWN IN A TUX, then it's me vs. YOU, and I see ME kicking YOUR at THAT!! ROCK: The ROCK doesn't know what one damn thing you're TALKING about, because the ROCK won't NEED luck to win The ROCK'S match, and as far as YOU go Beryl, as far as the ROCK is concerned, you are nothing MORE than a ROOODY POO CANDY !! All of a sudden, the Titantron comes on AGAIN!! THIS time, however, Tuxedo Mask appears on the 'tron. T. MASK: I have opposion to THAT, ROCK!! SERENA: UH OH!! HERE WE GO!! T. MASK: Because you see, ROCK, you SAY that you're gonna kick MY tommorrow night on RAW!! Well, HEH HEH, Beryl is RIGHT, you will need a LOT of luck to win THAT match, because tommorrow night on RAW IS WAR, I'm gonna hang YOU out to dry!! ROCK: You BETTER bring EVERY SINGLE DAMN PIECE of your ROCK BURGER that the Rock has ALREADY served you, because I'm gonna give you an extra side order of Rock Sauce when the Rock kicks your CANDY... All of a sudden, GLASS SHATTERS, Austin's music plays. But he is nowhere to be found. SERENA: Where the hell IS he?! The camera switches to the back, where of ALL things, a Goddamn BEER TRUCK is being pulled up (something he did before). SERENA: AUSTIN IS DRIVING A BEER TRUCK OUT TO THIS ARENA!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE GONNA DO WITH THAT?! Austin's semi then appears to the crowd in the empty spot of the arena where a hocky rink zamboni would enter. He gets as CLOSE as he can without hitting anything, and then stops the semi. HE then gets out, climbs on the hood of thre thing, and then gets on top of the TRAILOR of the semi, which is about twenty feet from the ground. KEVIN: This is a first for YOU, Serena, but the WWF has seen this guy do this before, and LAST time the WWF has SEEN this, he drenched McMahon with a damn BEER HOSE!! SERENA: What's he gonna do THIS time, dump the whole damn TRUCKFUL on him at ONCE?!! KEVIN: I wouldn't doubt it, knowing Austin!! Austin grabs a mike and starts to speak. AUSTIN: Vince, I see that this truck is giving you back some NIGHTMARES!! Crowd cheers. AUSTIN: NOW, if I HEARD everyone of you're SORRY carcasses STRAIGHT, you're taking the evil queen vs. THAT little piece of TRASH, Midian for the title spot here TONIGHT, and YOU, Rock, you and that , Tuxedo Mask, are gonna get it on tommorow night!! Now, Vince, I don't know if you REALIZED it yet, but you ADVANCED me in the SPOT when you fought ME!! SERENA: He's IN the tournament, no doubt about THAT!! AUSTIN: And I'm gonna face whoever the hell comes out of that free for all that they have, WHOEVER it may be with, next Sunday!! Now I think every signal ONE of you are looking too far ahead down the road, because I plan on taking MY TO Wrestlemania, and take that title and claim it for MINE!! HEY, VINCE, LOOK AT ME, YOU SICK SORRY !! He heeds command. SERENA: WOAH!! KEVIN: He means BUSINESS tonight!! SERENA: When does he NOT?!! AUSTIN: As far as YOU go, Vince, you and your little BASTARD son, Shane, and gonna be on the reciieving end of a Stone Cold Stunner when I'm done claiming that title... ROCK: Woah, woah, woah, Stone Cold!! You FORGOT ONE tiny little detail, and that is The ROCK, and he is planning HIMSELF to be AT Wrestlemania, and THEN... T. MASK: SHUT IT, Rock, you have NO CHANCE IN HELL, if I can BORROW a line from YOU, Vince Mc MORON!!! VINCE: You watch yourself, Mask, because I just may... BERYL: I'm not looking ahead, and VINCE, you better SHUT YOUR UP before I take every signal one of your FALSE TEETH and RAM THEM DOWN YOUR DAMN THROAT!! Midian, I'm DONE with you for now, but later TONIGHT, as X-Pac would say, YOUR IS GRASS, AND I'M !! She exits. SERENA: WOAH!! ROCK: Mask, The Rock will see YOUR at RAW tommorrow NIGHT!! T. MASK: If I don't find you BEFOREHAND!! [he exits as Titantron goes off] ROCK: [exits] AUSTIN: So, it's you and ME now, Vince!! I'll leave this beer truck here just in case you need a reminder of me wanting to kick your sorry , AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, [crowd joins in] BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!! [music plays as he drinks beer...HIS WAY] SERENA: Austin is planning on doing SOMETHING here tonight, but we know what ELSE is happening tonight!! It's Queen Beryl vs. Midian, and the winner goes on to meet the winnere of tommorrow nights Rock vs. Tuxedo Mask contest next week, RIGHT HERE!! KEVIN: But not only THAT, last week, the Scouts saw Prince Diamond join the Corperate Ministry against his will, and tonight, Mars and Mercury will find out what changes the Undertaker made to him, as he and Bradshaw of the Ackolytes square off. SERENA: But up next, The Big Valowboski, Val Venus, and one half of Team Rocket, James, for a spot in the World Title tournament is NEXT!! Before they go to a break, an advertisement for Wrestlemania comes on... ANNOUNCER: [a attitude-like mannered voice] An owner of the company [Shows vince from a few minutes ago], an evil queen wanting it all [shows Beryl kicking the Ministry's @#$], one Burger and Sauce looking to make the belt part of the Rock [shows the Rock on Raw last week], and the rest. All buying for one thing...[then shows a pic of the title belt] THE WORLD TITLE!! CWF WRESTLEMANIA: THE ULTIMATE WAR, live on Pay- Per-View. They then go to a break. They soon come back. BG: 'HELLLOO LADIES' [Val Venus's music starts to play] SERENA: Welcome back to Sunday Night Heat. We thank you for joining us here tonight. Val Venus is making his way down the Arena. He is schedualed to take on part of Team Rocket here tonight, James. And TONIGHT [again, these are not REALLY spnsors. Just trying to make it like a real broadcast] Sunday Night Heat is brought to you by Priceline.com, where you name your OWN airline ticket price...AND SAVE [the logo for their company shows on screen]!! KEVIN: And by Castrol Motor Oil, the official motor oil of the WWF!! Pick up a pack of Castrol Oil, and recieve a 5 by 10 WWF poster, FREE, while supplies last!! SERENA: And by WWF: The Music Volume THREE!! Now hear the original jams of your FAVORITE WWF superstars, now avaliable at all Sam Goody and NRM outlets, as well as other fina CD retailers [She does this WELL, DOES SHE]!! Okay..WAIT, here HE goes!! VAL VENUS: HHHEEEELLLLLOOOOOOOOO LADIES!! [ladies cheer] You know something, ladies?! The Big Vawbowski may not preform as a TEAM, HEH HEH HEH!! But he SURE does know how to, ALL NIGHT LONG, launch, AND PUMP, one HELL of a ROCKET!! SERENA: [laughing] OH MY GOD!! I don't think ANYONE in Team Rocket liked THAT any!! Team Rocket's ENDLESS SPEECH starts, and soon ends, and then a rock intrumental, obviously their entrance music, starts, as James comes out and enters the ring without anyone else. SERENA: Are we ready for this?!! KEVIN: Val Venus is an extrodinary athlete. This may be a good match for him to get himself up there with the best tonight. They size up each other, and then lock it up. Val knees James in the gut, and then does a side headlock. James shoves Val to the ropes, and as Val comes back, James connects with a closeline. SERENA: My GOD, what a CLOSELINE!! KEVIN: WOW!!! Well, all bets are OFF, it's ANYONES game NOW from MY POV!! SERENA: What's James doing NOW?!! James is seen taking a turnbuckle padding off of its surpport, exposing the turnbuckle. He throws the thing out of the way, and goes to Val. However, Val kicks James gut to try to get back into the match. Val then connects with a couple of right hands, and then throws James into a padded turnbuckle. Val then throws some more rights to him. SERENA: Val is HAMMERING it to James, if you will pardon the pun there. What is he gonna...UH OH!! He's just found that exposed turnbuckle. Irish whip, no...REVERSAL...[Val hits the exposed turnbuckle by his chest] OH MY GOD!! Val is...DOWN!! WOW!! KEVIN: James CERTANLY has the upper-hand NOW!! Man, we don't want to forget about that BEER TRUCK that's there, for WHATEVER reason it's THERE tonight. Austin has SOMETHING planned for SOMEONE!! WOAH, look at THIS!! James got him up... James picks him up like Goldberg would do for a Jackhammer, but he insteads falls back and Val gets hurt extremly. His wind is tooken out, as James is about to go for the pin. SERENA: James is going for the pin...WHO THE HELL?!! KEVIN: That's...ASH!! Ash shows up on the stage, and it looks like he wants to go after James (of course, Val Venus would make a NICE target TOO [no gutter minds, PLEASE]) SERENA: What's HE...?! KEVIN: Val is getting back up...OHHH!! Val hits James in a place where he'll be singing sorprano for a WHILE. SERENA: James will be saying that speech in HIGH KEY NOW!! Val going up for...[Val gets to the top turnbuckle, and preforms the Money Shot] THE MONEY SHOT CONNECTED, ref goes for...1....2...3!! Game OVER!! RING ANN.: The winner of this contest, Val Venus!! KEVIN; And Ash just LEFT!! I wonder if James will get..UH OH, he's BACK out here!! What the hell is all of THIS?! Ash then grabs a mike. ASH: Hey, James, you [the mike cuts off for a minute, as if they know what the next word is after that, then comes back on] loser!! SERENA: WOAH!! We apologize, ladies and gentlemen!! ASH: You actually think that I GIVE a CRAP about Val Venus winning the mATCH!! MY job is to MAKE sure that Team Rocket doesn't have a CHANCE to win ANYTIME!! I don't see why these FANS, the IDIOTS they ARE, LIKE YOU!! Crowd boos. ASH: I mean, they should be liking a MASTER, NOT a villian of some SHOW like YOU!! Villians of ANY show shouldn't be liked, which reminds me of asking why the hell you guys are cheering a woman like Queen Beryl, or a man such as Stone Cold Steve Austin!! JAMES: [now back up] They don't have ANYTHING to DO with this!! ASH: Oh YES THEY DO!! WHY?! Because they are VILLIANS that are being CHEERED, when it's the shows HEROS who should be cheered. You fans, I have heard from my sources that you cheer THESE guys on in the SHOWS!! I WON'T allow it!! JAMES: Hey, ASH, GET OVER IT!! These fans have the right to like whoever they damn PLEASE, NOT who YOU say they are SUPPOSED to like!! Probably in YOUR mind, Vince McMahon is a GOD!! As a matter of FACT, now that I mentioned that, you said Austin's NAME as someone they SHOULDN'T like!! Maybe I'm not a GENIUS, but isn't THAT something VINCE MCMAHON would say?!! SERENA: YEAH, that IS!! KEVIN: He's getting some suspicions here!! JAMES: So I just had a thought run through my mind that you were a PART of the Corperate Ministry, and YOUR getting to be a Pokemon Master thorugh THEIR dirty little hand...AND MORE!! ASH: How DARE you suspect I'm allined with such a FIFTHY group such as THEM!! I don't belong to... BG: BIG STARRRS...X-PAC... SERENA: WAIT A MINUTE!! WHAT IS HE DOING OUT HERE?! BG: YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO DO...YEAH....YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO WEAR...HA HA HA...YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER....WELL YOU BETTER GET READY...TO BOW TO THE MASTERS....SSSSSSSSS*CK IT!! X-Pac and Road Dogg make their way to the arena and travel to the ring. KEVIN: VERY GOOD QUESTION, Serena!! What IS X- Pac doing out here!! SERENA: Queen Beryl said HIS line earler, but I'm not sure why he would pick NOW to bring it up!! X-pac and Road Dogg get into the ring, and X-Pac grabs the mike. X-PAC: Hey, ASH!! I don't think you should be dissing us BAD BOYZ like you're DOING!! SERENA: Good POINT!! ASH: Hmm...DX, always says those two words!! S*CK IT, I think it IS!! How INAPPROPRIATE for LITTLE KIDS to be AMIRING YOU when your BASICALLY saying to EVERYONE to ... ROAD DOGG: HEY HEY HEY!! Now I KNOW that that's how you get your little MONSTERS trust, but THAT'S a DIFFERENT story!! SERENA: NOT THIS AGAIN!! KEVIN: DX, GOING THERE!! ROAD DOGG: No one SAID anything about US being ROLE MODELS!! Hell, who even said were ANY type of models!! Who are YOU to judge OUR ethnics, HUH?! Who are YOU to even START to say how we should be BOOED, and how YOU should be CHEERED to ALL HEVEN!! I think that you have an EGO bigger than NEW YORK all of a sudden!! ASH: I don't have TIME for YOU!! JAMES: Hey, Jessie, Meowth, I want you to come out here!! Jessie and Meowth come into the ring from the back. JAMES: Now, Ash, I know that you don't LIKE us, and I KNOW that you want the fans to KISS YOUR basically, and I KNOW who you're REALLY defending!! However, as far as being ROLE MODELS, as FAR as being LIKED or DISLIKED by THESE people, who are excersising their First Admendment RIGHTS, the entire Team Rocket CLAN, DX, and the fans all...HAVE TWO WORDS FOR YA!! SERENA: WHAT THE...?! ALL IN RING AND CROWD: [as they do a crotch chop] S*CK IT!! SERENA: [very exited-type voice] DID THEY JUST JOINED DX?! Jessie and James rip off their Team Rocket shirts to reveal a new kind of TR shirt. It has the logo...WITH THE WORDS 'DEGENERATION X' written in it, and a green "X" in the background of the ENTIRE black T-Shirt. KEVIN: THEY DID!! SERENA: OH MY GOD!! How the hell did THEY...?! The DX music plays as Ash is making a disgusted exit. The fans are loving THIS!! SERENA: I guess Ash just got HIS efforts thrown BACK in his FACE, and DX and Team Rocket are TOGETHER.. [the scene switches to Vince and Shane with Midian] UH OH!! VINCE: Okay, MIDIAN, that dumb-, Darkpower, has just put a road block in your road to the title. I want you to totally DISMANTLE this !! SHANE: Yeah, and don't worry if she tries to get the upper hand, man!! I've got your BACK!! If she's gonna WIN, then I'll make sure she gets a DQ!! It'll be a WIN WIN situation!! VINCE: Hey, we don't need no VILLIANS of SHOWS being the CHAMPION, now DO WE?!! SHANE: HEH HEH!! Yeah!! [mockinly] OHH, big bad Beryl's gonna try to be LIKED by everyone!! VINCE: She would be good for a few OTHER things, though!! SERENA: What the hell...?! [Camera switches to Mars and Mercury, where Michael Cole is standing by] COLE: Sailors, we now know everything about Prince Diamond joining the Corperate Ministry against his will and everything that happened last week on RAW!! Tonight, him and Bradshaw.. Farroqq then shoves Cole out of the way and grabs his mike. FARROQQ: You listen up, you little !! My partner, Bradshaw, is gonna beat DOWN your , no matter WHAT your PERSONAL problems are, you PUNKS!! MERCURY: You want some of this?!! COME ON!! SERENA: Is Amy out of her MIND?! Farroqq almost nails her when a bunch of refs come out and seperates the two combatants. SERENA: THIS THING IS HEATING UP, AND IT'S NEXT!! They go to a CWF announcement. ANN.: And now, the CWF Slam of the Week, brought to you by M & M's crispy choclate candies. The feeding frenzy has BEGUN!! The Slam of the Week is shown. It's Beryl using her final move on Triple H last week on RAW. They show it at normal speed, then again in slo- mo. ANN.: That was the Slam of the Week, brought to you by M & M's crispy choclate candies. The Feeding Frenzy has Begun!! They then go to a break, then come back. They then show another 'GTV!'. THIS one is with Ash going back to his locker room after the encounter. ASH: Wow! I think they figured me OUT, now DID they..!!! [door knocks] Come in!! It's...VINCE AND SHANE MCMAHON. VINCE: Thanks a LOT, Ash!! We KNEW Team Rocket and DX were ONE!! SHANE: You did it for us AGAIN!! ASH: Thanks!! So, where's MY payoff for it?!! VINCE: RIGHT HERE!! He gives Ash a wad of dollar bills, ALL 100 DOLLAR BILLS!! ASH: WOW!! I'll be able to pay off that guy to fake the Pokemon match with THIS!! SHANE: Like everyone thinks WE do with the matches!! VINCE: Yeah!! They think it's fake!! They've never BEEN in the ring before!! ASH: Yeah, whatever!! So, what NOW!! Do I try to get YOU guys liked, or WHAT!! VINCE: We need for you to just hang low for the rest of the night. We've got those Sailors, and Queen Beryl is as good as GRASS!! ASH: I HOPE so!! I don't like Beryl!!! She's the WORST villian EVER, as if there was ever a GOOD villian!! All she DID was sit on her all the time!! Well...what the...?! SHANE: What is it?! ASH: What the hell is THAT?! [he points to the camera..THEY'VE JUST UNCOVERED 'GTV!'] VINCE: WHAT THE HELL?!! The GTV goes down. We then return to ringside. SERENA: I guess GTV brought us the WHOLE truth and nothing BUT!! KEVIN: Well, my GUESS is that they are gonna try to DENY it now as MUCH as they CAN!! Who would've THOUGHT those matches were faked OUT to get him to the TOP!! SERENA: I DOUBT that!! He's under the influence of the Corperate Ministry!! of COURSE he's gonna take shortcuts when accepting bribes from THEM!! But MY question is NOW: What are they gonna do about GTV?!! Sailor Mercury and mars are ALREADY out at the ring, and Diamond is making his way to gloomy enterance music. Then the Ackolytes come out, and Bradshaw takes his spot. SERENA: Well, we are NOW ready for Mars and Mercury against Diamond and Bradshaw!! And...Farroqq is coming over to us!! Farroqq puts on a headset to do color commentary. SERENA: Welcome... FARROQQ: [raising a hand to her] SHUT YOUR LIP, GIRL!! SERENA: Okay, okay, now!! GEEZE!! Well, you're partner is in the ring, and earlier, we saw you and Amy almost go AT it in the back!! FARROQQ: Listen, I don't want no scrawny PUNK getting in OUR way of GLORY!! Any more STUPID questions you would like to ask me!! The match starts. Bradshaw and Mars start off. KEVIN: Well, we are ready, and I want to know, do you TRUST Diamond in there at ALL?! FARROQQ: I don't trust ANYONE!! It's like they always say, NEVER TRUST A LONE MAN!! SERENA: I would like to know WHERE you HEARD that, but ANYWAYS, it's Mars and Bradshaw starting off!! Mars and Bradshaw are about to hook up when the lights dim. Then the Undertaker's music starts to play. When the lights come back on, both Sailors are knocked out in a wierd turn of events. KEVIN: FARROQQ?!! FARROQQ; I want to know what the meaning of THAT was, as well?! SERENA: Strange stuff happening right now!! And we've got Queen Beryl vs. Midian for advancement in the world title tournament NEXT!! Final break is done as they soon come back. The Coperate Ministry's music is playing. SERENA; I don't know what happened a few minutes ago, but it was all strange. We heard the Undertakers music, not able to see a DAMN thing, and when the lights came to, the Sailors were down and out, and no one knows HOW it happened!! We will have an update if we get it. Meanwhile, Midian is coming out to the ring, and Beryl is gonna come out here... The music of the Negaverse plays. Here she comes. She doesn't even give the music a chance to play a few minutes as she charges the ring, slides in, and starts to punch Midian HARD in the face several times as the fans cheer her on. She then takes Midian and Irish Whips him to the turnbuckle. She then goes to the opposite turnbuckle and just about FLIES to Midian, connecting with just about the hardest chloseline EVER from her. Midian goes down, and is about to finish him off, when...BAM!!! Vince hits her with a chair, not realizing that he just DQ'ed MIDIAN!! She looks up to see Vince, and is about to nail Vince, when the Mean Street Posse comes up and mugs her with Shane Mcmahon. SERENA: Oh, that litle...!! Shane is mugging Queen Beryl!! Beryl will advance, but the damage is being DONE... [glass shatters and Austin's music plays. He enters the Arena] STONE COLD'S HERE!! Stone Cold goes after Vince. Pete Gas comes after him. STUNNER!! The same fate is true for Shane, Rodney, an Joey Abs. Then Austin stunners Vince. But he's not done YET!! He points to the beer truck that he brought EARLIER!! SERENA: Wait a minute, what are they doing...[they open it up by the top to reveal a pool full of...BEER] OH MY GOD!! KEVIN: Austin is about to give Vince...a BEER BATH!! Austin drags Vince to the truck, hoists him up on it, gives him a few punches, and drags him up to the top. Then... SERENA: AUSTIN...PUSHES VINCE!! [SPLASH!! He has just gone into the beer bath. Don't worry, there's no chance in HELL of him drowning in that stuff] HE'S IN!! [Austin's music then plays] VINCE HAS JUST GOTTEN A BEER BATH. THANKS TO THE RATTLESNAKE!! [Austin gets some beers of his own and drinks up] I WONDER IF HE'LL SMELL LIKE ROSES!! KEVIN: Well, he'll feel like a NEW MAN, believe ME!! SERENA: The Rock vs. Mask, Edge vs. Goku return match, and a LOT more tommorrow night on RAW!! SEE YOU THEN!! They go off. What did you think about this. What kind of creativity do you want me to try in the FUTURE!! I'm trying to make Sunday Night Heat a little more oriented for younger audiances who view it (the s and all of the censoring, since ONLY RAW is supposed to have that kind of language ). E-Mail me at the address above. And don't worry about "Pay-Per-View". You don't have to PAY for it, but there will be a special way for you to have that. I'll fill you in in the future, but it may be an E-Mail type of thing. 'Till next time. Oh, and by the way, thanks a bunch to Sailor Moon Romance for actually letting us put up RAW IS WAR on their site. Real honor, and I only hope that this becomes a regular feature. Anything else that I want to mention?! OH YEAH!! Thanks for reading, and be sure to tell me what you think about what happened here.