CWF Sunday Night Heat Week #2 (LIVE, but on 7 second delay) by Darkpower RATING: R (TV-14 DLV) DISCLAIMER: All characters, "sponsors" (although not actually sponsors), and such are property of their respective companies. E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com -------------------------------------------- ------------------------ANNOUNCERS: Ringside: Michael Cole Kevin Kelly Backstage: Serena Sommers (interview also tonight) The New Guy -------------------------------------------- ------------------------Before CWF SNH kicks off, there is an expose that sets up what may just happen tonight, with Kelly and Cole doing commentary. COLE: Last Saturday Night, it was announced by Darkpower that the match between Triple H and Queen Beryl was MOVED to tommorrow night on RAW, but PRIOR to THAT, Triple H, got it into a non-likable start. As Beryl won the Negamatch [scenes from last weeks RAW show] with one Stone Cold Steve Austin, Triple H was ready to get the upper hand EARLY!! [back to last week's RAW IS WAR] SERENA: ...HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!! There's TRIPLE H!! He's got Beryl, and HE HAS HER STAFF!! OH MY GOD!! HE'S JUST BROKE THAT THING ON BERYL'S BACK!! NOW what is he...OH MY GOD, NO!! [HHH punches Beryl on the edge, and Beryl goes off of the stage INTO A TABLE!!] OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!! Beryl just flew five feet off of that stage, and into a table!!... KING: Oh my God!! SERENA: ...we may be LOOKING at the VERY FIRST CWF CHAMPION!! [end RAW flashback] KELLY: TONIGHT, Serena's interview with the one and only Queen Beryl was VERY revealing about her endevors and her TRUE dreams, what she THOUGHT about the ENTIRE situation with Triple H, and MORE. Welcome to SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT!! The intro to Sunday Night Heat starts and finishes, then the cameras get some shots of the fans, as their signs bomb HHH BIG TIME, and all of that. During this, a CWF logo comes on the bottom left hand corner of the screen (it'll be there thoughout the entire broadcast tonight), and then the Sailor Moon Romance logo comes on the right hand side, like the USA logo on WWF (ditto for THIS one as well)!! Then Kelly and Cole start!! COLE: TONIGHT, SERENA HAS GOT SOME VERY REVEALING COMMENTS FROM QUEEN BERYL, AND WE'LL SHOW THEM TO YOU TONIGHT!! DARKPOWER LAST NIGHT, ISSUED THE STATEMENT THAT BECAUSE OF SCHEDUALING PROBLEMS, HE HAD TO, AT THE LAST MINUTE, RESCHEDUAL THE TRIPLE H AND BERYL WAR TO TOMMORROW NIGHT ON RAW, AND TRIPLE H WASN'T TOO PLEASED, KEVIN!! KEVIN: Certanly, Triple H ISN'T too pleased, and didn't take this news too lightly. As a matter of fact, inside sources tell me that when it was announced, Triple H was seen throwing things in his hotel room last night, because HE wanted this match, TONIGHT!! BG: "What thyself...is this on..." [Triple H's music plays as he enters the ringside area] COLE: OH NO!! Here he comes out right NOW!! Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Sunday Night Heat here on the SM Romance network, people!! I am Michael Cole alongside Kevin Kelly, and TONGIHT, we hear that Darkpower has made it to the arena, DESPITE some minor neck injuries substained at the hands of the Big Show Paul White last week on RAW, and Kevin, I was at ringside, when Paul DID that, but that's aside from what we are seeing right NOW, Kevin! KEVIN: That was CERTANLY a scary scene there, Michael, and if Triple H is the way he was last week at the end of RAW, he may try to aggrivate that injury, and that's NOT what DP wants right now!! COLE: Triple H has the mike, and he wants to speak!! TRIPLE H: Darkpower, who the hell gave you the right to SCREW around with my MATCH last night?!! COLE: OH MAN!! The censors may want to be awake for THIS!! TRIPLE H: Last NIGHT, you might as well say that you SCREWED the HELL out of me!! I was READY for this MATCH with that BITCH, Queen Beryl, and basically, I could say, that you WANT to see Beryl as champ, and YOU'RE trying to PROTECT her from an ASS-KICKING from ME!! KEVIN: I don't think THAT'S true at ALL!! TRIPLE H: Now, the censors prevent me from saying a few words that I want to say. There saying to me,'hey, don't say the 'F' word' or 'PLEASE don't say the word PUSS' and things like THAT!! Well, HERE'S a few words of wisdom!! DARKPOWER, GET YOUR [mike turns off] ------ ----- [mike comes back on] ASS OUT HERE NOW!! COLE: OH NO!! He's walking a thin LINE here!! KEVIN: He's called out the owner of the CWF!! He SHOULD be here!! Camera switches to Darkpower, with various CWF bookers. DARKPOWER: I'm going out there!! BOOKER #1: Your NECK is injured, DP!! DARKPOWER: I don't CARE!! He thinks I'm trying to protect Beryl, when that's the LAST thing I want to do!! Basically, he's saying that I'm BIASED!! TRIPLE H: [back at ringside] Come on, Darkpower, COME OUT, COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE...WUSS!!! COLE: Uh oh!! All of a sudden, Ash Kethum shows up on the Titantron. ASH: Hey, Triple H, I've heard that you have a little PROBLEM with a few PEOPLE here!! COLE; THAT'S ASH!! What the hell is HE trying to get Triple H to believe?!! TRIPLE H: Hey, I asked for Darkpower!! I don't want YOU!! So BACK OFF, PUSS!! ASH: Well, you SEE, that is EXACTLY what I'm here for!! You see, Triple H, you're RIGHT!! Not only does Darkpower want a VILLIAN of Sailor Moon as CHAMPION, he actually CARES for her!! He wants Beryl as champion because he thinks that villians are just as liked as heros of TV shows!! Well, I'm here to put an END to it!! These fans are ALSO Pokemon fans, and I had HEARD thorough various SOURCES that many of the Pokemon fans are actually Team Rocket fans!! COLE: Oh no, not THIS again!! TRIPLE H: Hey, ASH, I don't give a [mike cuts off] ---- [mike comes on] about YOUR STUPID THOUGHTS!! I'm here for... ASH: Let me FINISH, Triple H!! You see, Team Rocket SHOULDN'T be cheered!! They SHOULDN'T be liked!! People like Queen Beryl SHOULDN'T be champion, because they represent what is WRONG with the world. Villians are SUPPOSED to be HATED across the WORLD because they try to hurt the HEROS!! The men and women who put their LIVES on the LINE!! TRIPLE H: Hey, NICE SPEECH!! I have a PLACE for it, and that's STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASS!!! ASH: WAIT A MINUTE!! Now, YOU are hated... All of a sudden...GLASS SHATTERS, and Stone Cold Steve Austin makes his way out to the arena on the stage, mike in hand, and starts to speak. AUSTIN: Triple H, I'm not out here for YOU, but I KNOW for a FACT that with a mere snap of that nasty QUEEN'S fingers, she can STOMP A MUD HOLE IN YOUR ASS, AND WALK IT DRY!! [crowd cheers] HOWEVER, Ash, I hear that you have a little trouble accepting the fact that people like others MORE than YOU!! ASH: That's not IT!! YOU are a VILLIAN!! AUSTIN: Villian?!! Ok, let me see if I got this RIGHT!! You say that VILLIANS should be BOOED, and HEROS cheered, when you KNOW that fans don't GIVE a rat's ass WHO you ARE anymore?!! [to fans] If you think what this piece of trash is saying is a bunch of BS, give me a HELL YEAH!!! CROWD: HELL YEAH!! COLE: Guess they heard enough of HIS speech!! ASH: Obviously, the FANS don't KNOW better anymore!! I'm here to set... AUSTIN: SHUT UP, you sick, sorry SON OF A BITCH!! [crowd cheers] Now, if you want a VILLIAN to BOO, take a look at who you OBVIOUSLY are taking orders from, and that's VINCE MCMAHON, because it seems to ME that you have kissed McMahon's ASS to get what you WANT!! TRPILE H: Hey, you ASSHOLES, I don't CARE one bit about what YOU are doing!! DARKPOWER, GET YOUR... All of a sudden, Negaverse music plays, and Beryl comes out. BERYL: Hey, ASH, shut the HELL up before I come over there and KILL your ass!! COLE: WOAH!!! ASH: Why don't you come and TRY it, BERYL!! COLE: He's JOKING, RIGHT?! KEVIN: I HOPE he is, for HIS sake!! TRIPLE H: How many times do I have to TELL people, I WANT DARKPOWER NOW!! BERYL: FIRST, Triple H, you should be worried about ME, because after what you did to me last WEEK on RAW, I got pretty damn PISSED OFF!! As a matter of FACT, I know why DP reschedualed our match for tommorrow NIGHT on RAW, which is fine with ME, because the ENTIRE world will see me kick you little ASS from pilliar to POST on a mear 3 SECONDS!! COLE: WOAH!! KELLY: Michael, have you EVER seen Queen Beryl THIS angry before?! COLE; Not even on the Sailor Moon SHOW have I seen her THIS angry to a PERSON as she is with Triple H, but it's justifiable!! TRIPLE H: Beryl, to ME, you are nothing more than a SLUT!! COLE: OH, COME ON!! That was TOTALLY uncalled for!! TRIPLE H: And what's MORE, you can't even govern that mesily little Negaverse that you HAVE, let ALONE attempt to be the CHAMPION!! As a matter of fact, I don't know how you even THINK that you are even ATTRACTIVE!!! LOOK AT YOU!! You're the BIGGEST [mike cuts off] ----- [mike comes on] EVER!! COLE: Oh, ladies and gentlemen, we apologize. Triple H getting too carried away, here!! BERYL: Shut up RIGHT now before I slap the [mike cuts off] ------ [mike comes on] taste out of your MOUTH!! KELLY: Cole, I think Triple H should think about what he's SAYING here!! TRIPLE H: And plus, you wouldn't be able to get a guy 'down THERE' if you MADE him!! BERYL: That's it, you SON OF A BITCH!! She drops the mike and runs VERY ANGRILY to the ring. Triple H is ready for her. COLE: BERYL IS CHARGING THE RING!! Beryl gets into the ring, and tackles HHH. She then punches him very quickly with the hardest punches EVER given to a person. KEVIN: Beryl is POUNDING AWAY at TRIPLE H!! Triple H then turns her over and starts punching HER in the face. About 10 different referees come in to try to stop this. COLE: Officials are trying to stop this FRIGHTENING SCENE!! I've never seen Queen Beryl this angry at ANYONE in her entire damn LIFE, Kevin!! KEVIN: Well, certanly, Triple H made Beryl reach her BREAKING point!! Five officials hold Beryl back in one corner of the ring, and the same number holding HHH back. Beryl is trying to break the officials hold WITH EVERYTHING SHE HAS!! COLE: Beryl STILL wants Triple H!! And Triple H wants Beryl!! This thing is heating up!! BERYL: [being heard without a microphone, and as loud as her voice will ALLOW her] COME ON, YOU BASTARD!! COLE: She's actually BREAKING the REF'S HOLD...AND DOES!! Here she comes AGAIN!! She DIVES over the refs holding back HHH and starts to punch hin HARD in the turnbuckle until the refs can pull Beryl back. Beryl kicks hard to try to escape the refs and to go back at Triple H. The refs are also trying to prevent HHH from doing anything, as well!! COLE: Beryl wants Triple H!! I'm not sure if Triple H is gonna survive TONIGHT, let ALONE the match tommorrow night on RAW!! KEVIN: And listen to Beryl!! BERYL: [again in her LOUDEST voice EVER] You're MINE, you SON OF A BITCH!! Hunter, I'm gonna KICK YOUR ASS!! COLE: If Beryl can get THIS mad, I can IMAGINE what the interview was like for Serena, as we get set to show you what she said THERE, NEXT!! KEVIN: Yes, but ALSO tonight, it's Sailor Mercury vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin, Sailor Mars vs Midian, who lost last week due to McMahon's interference, Team Rocket and D- Generation X is ALSO here, and Spider-Man vs. Edge. All that, and more, COMING UP!! They go to a break, then come back. COLE: Well, welcome back to Sunday Night Heat here, and we want to apologize for the uncalled for choice of words by Triple H to Queen Beryl, but this made her so MAD, that she went sfter him with a VENGENCE!! KEVIN: Well, fortunatly for Serena, the interview WASN'T this hate-ridden. Let's go now, to the interview that she did!! Switch to a pre-recorded interview with Serena and Quenn Beryl, as they have sat down in a waiting room of the arena. SERENA: First of all, Beryl, why DID you join the Sailor Soilders a couple of weeks ago when you KNOW they were your GREATEST ENEMY?! BERYL: Serena, the reason that I DID that is because I thought that it was something DIFFERENT!! Something NEW!! I haven't DID that before, and with what is SUPPOSED to be my greatest enemies!! Actually, that felt kinda GOOD to go and kick the Corperate Ministry's ass there two weeks ago!! SERENA: When you heard last week on Heat that you were in the World Title Tournament, how did that make you feel?! BERYL: It felt WONDERFUL!! As a matter of fact, all of my LIFE, I was watching the WWF!! I was watching the likes of Hulk Hogan, Andre the Giant, Stone Cold Steve Austin, ALL of them!! I then said to myself that someday, I was gonna be like THEM, and THAT was a World Champion!! I made that my TRUE dream!! All the time of fighting Earth and all of that!! It wasn't ME!! THIS is me!! I'm here to accomplish something that I have waited my whole LIFE for, and THAT is to become the CWF World Champion, and I'll be DAMNED if ANYTHING gets in my way!! I will have fulfilled a lifelong dream if I become the CWF World Champ!! SERENA: When you were revealed to the fans of the CWF, they all of a sudden cheered you ON!! Did you EXPECT that kind of reaction from the fans?! BERYL: NO, actually!! I was expecting fans to like who they WANT to like, but I didn't think it was gonna be ME that they would cheer for. It was a TRUE surprise for ME!! But I am grateful that these fans like me like they do!! SERENA: Who would you like to face at Wrestlemania, if you could choose?! BERYL: Stone Cold Steve Austin, because he was the reason why I finally figured that I wanted to do THIS!! To get into this stuff!! Stone Cold is also a big time wrestler with a supurp winning record, and it would be my HONOR to face him!! SERENA: Final question!! We know that you have opinions about this Earth, and I think you had a few things to say about what the critics will say about the CWF and WWF!! How the critics will cut down on the violence and profanity and such!! If you don't mind, what was it that you wanted to say?! BERYL: Basically, I think they need to LAY OFF, because there are more IMPORTANT things in life than to worry about what WE do!! You SHOULDN'T be letting the TV be your child's babysitter!! I think the WWF gets a bad rap because the parents are paranoid. That's all I've gotta say. Switch back to ringside. COLE: Well, certanily Queen Beryl has a goal in MIND, and a lifelong dream to fulfill. KEVIN: Well, coming up next, It's Spider-Man vs. Edge!! They go to a break, and then come back. KEVIN: Welcome back to Sunday Night Heat!! A Team Rocket version (sounding like X-Pac's version) of the DX music starts to play. BG: (BIG STAAAAARS) TEAM ROCKET, BLAST OFF, AND GONNA KICK SOME ASS (DX)...YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO DO (YEAH)...YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO WEAR (HA HA HA)...YOU THINK THAT YOUR BETTER (YEAH) ...WELL, YOU BETTER GET READY (YEAH)....TO BOW TO THE MASTERS (SSSSSSSSSSSSSUCK IT)!! COLE: Well, we DEFINITLY know NOW who Team Rocket is with!! But what are they gonna say about Wrestlemania TONIGHT!! KEVIN: Well, last WEEK, they made a challenge to Ash to a handicap match at Wrestlemania. He HAS ACCEPTED. The stipulations are that if Team DX Rocket WINS, we won't have to hear Ash's speeches about heros and villians. However, the stakes are MUCH higher if Ash WINS the match. If HE wins, Team Rocket is no longer in the CWF!! COLE: Well, they are now in the ring, and ALL of the three have mikes. I wonder what they're gonna say TONIGHT!! JESSIE: Prepare for trouble!! KELLY: THIS TONIGHT!! At this point, the crowd sings along with the damn speech JAMES: Make it double! JESSIE: To protect the world from devastation! JAMES: To unite all peoples within our nation! JESSIE: To denounce the evils of truth and love! JAMES: To extend our reach to the stars above! JESSIE: Jessie! JAMES: James! JESSIE: Team DX Rocket! Blast off at the speed of light! JAMES: Surrender now or prepare to fight! MEOWTH: Meoooooooowth, that's right! JAMES: I've always wanted to do this, too!! NOW, IF YOUR NOT DOWN WITH TEAM DX ROCKET, WE'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!!! ALL IN RING AND CROWD: SUCK IT!! JESSIE: Now, Ash, you SON OF A BITCH!! I know that your in the back, acting like the P U DOUBLE S Y that you ARE!! COLE: WOAH!! JESSIE: While you were acting that way, we thought that we should get a brand NEW member of our little GROUP!! So what we did, is took a look around, trying to find out who exactly kicked ASS all and around, and we have FOUND him!! He is not only GREAT in wrestling, but in KICKING ASS, as well...YOUR ASS!! So, without further adue, meet...DANIEL!! Their TRDX music plays, and out comes a lightweight man not over his 20's. He comes out obviously psyched, and has a TRDX shirt. He makes his way to the ring and grabs a mike. COLE: They got a new member, and this guy looks as if he has a LOT of energy and charisma!! KEVIN: I say SO!! DANIEL: Hey, CWF, LETS RAISE THE ROOF, AND MAKE SOME NNNNOOOOOOOIIIIICCCCCEEEEEE!!!! Crowd cheers as loudly as posible. Daniel then gets on the second turnbuckle. DANIEL: I DON'T THINK I HEARD YOU HERE!! I SAID, MAKE SOME NOICE IN THIS DAMN PLACE!! [they cheer even LOUDER than before] Now, I have heard that some M.F. [use your imagination for what those letters stand for] has tried to screw around with you guys!! Ash, you stupid little PISS FOR BRAINS!! COLE: WOW!! DANIEL: You really DO think that these fans are gonna BUY into your little BS scrutiny!! Well, at Wrestlemania, which is BRILIANTLY called THE ULTIMATE WAR, Ash, Team DX Rocket says YOUR ASS IS GRASS, AND WE'RE GONNA SMOKE IT!! KEVIN: WOW!! I can't BELIEVE that they GOT this guy to represent them!! JAMES: Now, Ash, the REASON that we've got this BAD ASS is to make SURE that YOU don't bring that stupid RETARD, Vince McMahon, or any of those OTHER Ministrians who you're OBVIOUSLY with!! if you try ANYTHING, I swear to GOD, Daniel will RIP YOUR ASS APART!! And when we're done tearing up your ass, we will hear you SHUT that big ass MOUTH of yours, or we can shove something IN there IF YOU WANT!! MEOWTH: Let me ALSO say this!! Ash, if you in ANY way bring that damn Pikachu and BRAINWASH it to believe YOUR B.S., then when I am DONE with him, I will come STRAIGHT for YOUR ASS, and CLAW IT TO SHREADS!! COLE: ASH BETTER WATCH OUT AT WRESTLEMANIA!! DANIEL: Hey, ASSHOLE, I think you've got the message!! What are you gonna do about it, HUH?! Are you gonna CRY and WET that little BED of yours, are you going to come on that Titantron and start with that SUCK ASS speech about hero this and villian THAT, or are you gonna come out by yourself at Wrestlemania, get your ASS kicked, and then go home with your ASS between your LEGS?!! Darkpower then shows up on the Titantron. DARKPOWER: Hey, Team DX Rocket!! I couldn't help but wonder if you want THIS little thing added on!! Since I think the Corperate Ministry has Ash on their side, as well, I say that if ANYONE in the Corperate Ministry comes to the ring in ANY way to interfere, then Ash will AUTOMATICALLY get DQed!! COLE: OH BOY!! DANIEL: It isn't up to ME, DP!! James, Jessie, Meowth, and Daniel huddle together, and then return to facing DP. JAMES: Hey, DP, we've decided to let the FANS decide. If you guys think that this stipulation should go as he SAID it, then I want you to say, SUCK IT!! CROWD: SUCK IT!!! JAMES: The answer is obvious!! We'll TAKE your offer!! DARKPOWER: THERE we go!! [he goes off] JESSIE: Now, Ash, the only thing that we need to do is to go to The Ultimate War, and SHOW you what TRUE ass kicking is all about. DANIEL: Oh, and Ash, one more thing...WE'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YOU!! ALL IN RING AND CROWD: SUCK IT!! KEVIN: [as TDXR's music plays] Well, NOW it's gonna be INTERESTING to see what Ash will SAY. However, coming up, Sailor Mars vs. Midian in the INTERCONTINENTAL tournament, winner to go to Wrestlemania to face the winner of Ash vs. The Big Show match tommorrow night on RAW!! COLE: Yes, and also coming up, it's Sailor Mercury vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Spider-Man vs. Edge, the latter match is NEXT!! [start CWF commercial] COMM. ANN.: Eight Men... DARKPOWER: We will start this thing TONIGHT, and that's all I've gotta SAY!! COMM. ANN.: Eight greedy men!! AUSTIN: [SNH with the beer truck] I think this thing is giving you nightmares!! ROCK: [First CWF RAW] The Rock will take his to Wrestlemania, and become the CWF champion. MARS: [First CWF RAW] You're not only looking at the 3rd parson...but the next CWF Champion!! ...COLE: THAT'S THEIR GREATEST ENEMY, AND SHE'S THEIR 3RD MAN!! COMM. ANN.: One GOAL!! The CWF CHAMPIONSHIP!! WHO WILL WIN!! CWF Wrestlemania: The Ultimate War. E-Mail the creator for subscription on Pay-Per-View!! [end CWF commercial.] They then go to a break, then come back. COLE: We are ready for Edge vs. Spider-Man!! Edge's music starts to play, and Edge comes out though the crowd into the ring. KEVIN: Well, while Edge make his way to the ring, Sunday Night Heat is brought to you by priceline.com, where you name your own airline price, and SAVE!! COLE: And by Castrol GTX!! DRIVE HARD!! KEVIN: And by WWF: The Music Volume 3!!! Now hear the original jams of your favorite WWF Superstars, now avaliable at all Musicland and Sam Goody retailers, as well as other fine CD retailers!! Okay, [Spider-man comes out to his music] And here we go now!! COLE: Spider-Man is running to the ring, and he is punching Edge in the face!! To the ropes now, off the far side, and [Spider Man knees his face] OH MY GOD!! Spider-Man with a hellatious knee here!! KEVIN: But Edge is...WHAT THE HELL!!! [they see Gangrel coming out] Gangrel is coming out, and he gets into the ring, and...OH MY GOD!! He NAILED Edge with that right, but the referee SAW it, and Gangrel just DQed Spidey, and Edge is now avancing!! He'll meet the winner of the VERY heated up Triple H vs. Queen Beryl match!! COLE: Yeah, and Gangrel doesn't CARE about no TOURNAMENT, either!! Mars vs. Midian, NEXT!! They go to a break, then come back. COLE: Okay, we are ready for Sailor Mars vs. Midian for the intercontinental title tournament!! [sailor mars comes out to her music] And we would like to remind you that Universal Studios, the studios behind the new movie, "Mystery Men", presents CWF Wrestlemania: The Ultimate War, August the 22nd, only on Pay Per View!! Midian now comes out, and he is MET BY SAILOR MARS, and the bell rings, and we are ready to go!! Mars brings Midian to the ring, and litterly SHOVES him into the ring, and she now brings him in front of us, to the far side, and back...OH MY GOD, what a HELL of a closeline!! WWWWOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!! KEVIN: Midian, though, is getting back up. And now, Midian is trying to fight back, but to no avail, as Mars kicked Midian in the shin, and is now picking him up, and BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!! COLE: Mars is REALLY trying to gain the upper hand HERE!! KEVIN: Mars is now ready to preform SOME kind of move!! COLE: Mars is getting back up Midian, and she has him set up!! [she then takes Midian, and preformsa vertical belly to belly suplex] OH MY GOD!! Mars did a belly to back suplex!!! 1....2.....3!!! We've got a winner here!! RING ANN.: The winner of the match, Sailor Mars!! KEVIN: Well, we are ready for Sailor Mercury vs. The Rattlesnake, NEXT!! They go to a break, then come back. COLE: We have taken our final commercial break, Sailor Mercury is already in the ring...[GLASS SHATTERS!! Austin enters] AUSTIN IS HERE!! He makes it to the ring, and here we go, a SLUGFEST in the...OH NO!! The Corperate Ministry is on their way to the ring, and it's the Ackolytes make their way into the ring, and...OH MY GOD, THEY JUST NAILED AUSTIN, AND...AUSTIN ADVANCES AGAIN!!! Mercury has just been eliminated, but...WAIT A MINUTE!! Here comes the Big Bossman!! Mercury wants the Bossman's HEAD right NOW!! KEVIN: The Bossman is trying to get...HEY, THERE'S TRIPLE H!! And Triple H NAILS Mercury with a damn CHAIR in the back of the...HERE COMES QUEEN BERYL!! She wants Triple H, and right NOW!! COLE: And Triple H has seen her, and HERE THEY GO!! Beryl, pounding away at Triple H!! And a bunch of refrees are trying to restrain the two. And LISTEN TO BERYL!! BERYL: [screaming as if someone was trying to MURDER her right there on the SPOT] You ass is MINE, you [sound cuts off] ------- ------ [sound comes on] COLE: WOW!!! KEVIN: What is that match gonna be like tommorrow night!! Beryl and Triple H, SOMEONE is gonna get HURT in THAT, and may not come out ALIVE!! They go off the air with that. _____________________________________________ ______________________ Okay, so what did you think?!! Remember that all you have to do to get Wrestlemania is to E-Mail me, telling me you WANT the thing, and I will send it to you through download (there will be no viruses, PROMISE!! I don't know how to write one, I swear to GOD!!). Also, I am starting to write Wrestlemania: The Ultimate War!! Just remember that Wrestlemania, while rated the way all of the other CWF shows (R/TV-14 DLV), it WILL be uncensored, and I may have this URGE to put in some harsh profanity in the thing, so be aware of that BEFORE to go and say that you want it!! And, to SUCK UP to SMR, thanks again to Sailor Moon Romance for putting this up on the web, knowing the kind of content this thing has in it!! And E-Mail me with your comments, bad or good. I'll be putting them up on one of the CWF shows. As a matter of fact, I have a few for you right NOW!! _____________________________________________ ______________________ From Thrawn 27: Hi, I just read week 2 of Raw and the first Sunday Night Heat (read Raw week 1 last week) and had to comment on it. It's great! Part of why I like it so much is the uniqueness of it, but that goes hand-in-hand with how true to the actual WWF it seems! Naturally, I'd like you to send me Wrestlemania when it's ready :) A minor "complaint" though: Where are Lita and Mina? Mina's a natural athlete and Lita's a brawler, so how come they haven't appeared here yet? So you know, Jupiter is my favourite, so I'm looking forward to seeing her kick someone's ass. :) Anyway, keep up the good work! Scott **See RAW IS WAR this week for results of this "complaint"** --------------------------------------------- --------------------- And finally, from Rhicter03: I love this fic i have been trying to write one alot like that i read your first RAW fic but i cant find your sunday Nite heat fic and i wanna read them in order do u have a site or what? **Sailor Moon Romance groups them by author, and puts authors in aphabetical order, so where you find CWF Raw is War, you'll find SNH below that** Till NEXT TIME, keep sending these in, and I'll put them here!!