CWF SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT #3 RATING: R/TV-14 DVL DISCLAIMER: All characters, sponsors (although not actually sponsors), and such are property of their respective companies. E-MAIL: darkpowrjd@aol.com ______________________________________________ ________________ ANNOUNCERS: Serena Sommers James E. Cornette BACKSTAGE: Michael Cole Jerry "The King" Lawler The New Guy Kevin Kelly ______________________________________________ ________________ A flashback of last week's RAW IS WAR starts. [start flashback] ...ROSS: ...Triple H is now, and KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, AND TRIPLE H, PUSHES BERYL... In a frightining scene, Triple H pushes Beryl, and due to the fact that the ladder was so close to the side of the ring where the ramp is, Beryl flies above the ropes and hits the steel ramp with her back, and VERY HARD!! She then becomes limp. ROSS:...OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!! BERYL JUST FELL 20 DAMN FEET ONTO THAT STEEL, AND SHE'S NOT MOVING!! KING: Oh my God, JR!! Triple H just pushed her twenty feet DOWNWARDS!! She's not moving, JR!! ROSS: ... Her ribs just came DOWN hard on that steel!! ...What the hell is Triple...NO!! DON'T DO...!! He PUSHES THE LADDER, and the top...FALLS ONTO BERYL, WITH THAT TOP HITTING THE ALREADY INJURED RIBS OF THE NEGAVERSE QUEEN!! ...ROSS: ...MY GOD, BERYL JUST GOT THROWN....OH MY GOD, INTO THE ELECTICAL CIRCUT BOARD!! OH MY GOD!! SHE MAY HAVE ELECTRICUTED THERE!! IS SHE MOVING?! SHE'S NOT MOVING!! PARAMEDICS NOW ARE COMING OUT, AND REFS ARE COMING OUT TO ESCORT TRIPLE H OUT OF HERE!! MY GOD, KING, SHE'S NOT MOVING!! ...KING: ...I don't care WHO you are, ...she didn't deserve THIS!! ROSS: ...what Triple H did TONIGHT was TOO FAR!! [Back further in the past of RAW. The flashback goes to TDXR when they say part of the motto, and to the match when Ross is commentating] DANIEL: Hey, COMPAQ CENTER, MAKE SOME F'N NOICE in this THING!! Crowd cheers as loudly as they can. ...DANIEL: ...IF YOUR NOT DOWN WITH TEAM DX ROCKET, WE'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!! ALL IN RING AND CROWD: SUCK IT!!... ...KING: I have to believe that they can come out on top on THIS match... ...KING: OH NO!! We're gonna hear THIS speech again!!... ...JESSIE: Prepare for trouble!!... ...ROSS: ...Matt now, tries a sholder block take down, and THAT'S successful, but...MONKEY FLIP by Jessie!! My GOD, what great power and agility by this TDXR member!! KING: Okay, so they have great mat techniques!! That doesn't take out the fact that they are VILLIANS!!... ...JAMES: Make it double!... ...ROSS: ...JAMES is wanting to END this, with, I think, the Rocket Flash!!... ...JESSIE: To protect the world from devastation! JAMES: To unite all peoples within our nation!... ...ROSS: ...Matt is in Jessie's HANDS, and set up for a type of powerbomb move,... ...JESSIE: To denounce the evils of truth and love! JAMES: To extend our reach to the stars above!... ...ROSS:...and now, FROM THE TOP ROPE,... ...JESSIE: Jessie!... ...ROSS:... JESSIE COMES DOWN,... ...JAMES: James!... ...ROSS:...and JAMES JOINS HER IN THE DOUBLE POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE!!... ...JESSIE: Team DX Rocket! Blast off at the speed of light!... ...ROSS:...THEY CALL THAT THE ROCKET FLASH!!... ...JAMES: Surrender now or prepare to fight!... ...ROSS:...1 ........ 2 .........3!!!! BIG UPSET here TONIGHT!!!... ...MEOWTH: Meoooooooowth, that's right!... ...ROSS: Oh MY, that move was done PERFECTLY, and can only be done as a TEAM, and THAT'S EXACTLY what they DID!!... [end flashback] SERENA VOICEOVER: Tonight, we will hear from Team DX Rocket about the match a week from tonight at Wrestlemania, and what it all means!! CORNETTE VO: And PLUS, Queen Beryl is okay, but she'll be here TONIGHT, as she tells Triple H what she is gonna do NOW!! SERENA VO: Live, CWF SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT IS NEXT!! The intro to Heat starts to play, and it soon ends, as the camera now goes and catches the fans cheering and holding up signs. Serena starts commentating. SERENA: WE ARE ONE WEEK AWAY FROM WHAT COULD BE HISTORY IN THE MAKING, WRESTLEMAINA: THE ULTIMATE WAR, BUT TONIGHT, WE ARE READY FOR SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT!! CORNETTE: I can't WAIT for what Queen Beryl is gonna say after what happened to her last week on RAW!! SERENA: Yeah, we SAW what happened to her last WEEK, and that was CERANLY uncalled for on RAW last week. The music of the Negaverse starts up. SERENA: OH MY GOD, HERE WE GO!! Welcome to CWF Sunday Night Heat!! I am Serena Sommers along with Jim Cornette, and tonight, not only are we gonna hear from Beryl about what happened last week, we are also suposed to hear from Team DX Rocket, who are fighting for their place in the CWF, but also for the fans rights to cheer for whoever they want, Jim!! CORNETTE: Well, I don't know what Ash is trying to DO!! I mean, these fans here have their minds set on who they like and DON'T like, and Ash is NOT on the fans' popularity list here in the CWF's early going!! But I want to hear what QB has in store for Triple H!! BERYL: TRIPLE H, you SORRY SON OF A BITCH!! I want your ass TONIGHT!! [crowd cheers] SERENA: WOAH!! CORNETTE: OH MY!!! BERYL: Last week, you gave me a concussion, brused ribs, and almost eletricuted me!! But you know WHAT, you're gonna have to KILL me to stop me from accomplishing my goal, and THAT'S to become the VERY FIRST CWF CHAMPION!! HOWEVER, once I am DONE with taking the gold at Wrestlemania, then I'm coming after YOUR ass, and THEN, NOTHING will be safe!! As a matter of FACT, when I get the GOLD, YOUR the FIRST one that'll get a SHOT at it!! CORNETTE: She better not look too far AHEAD!! She still has a match tommorrow night on RAW!!! She might not even BE at Wrestlemania!! BERYL: Or, if you want, we may not even NEED a match!! I come to wherever you're HIDING, and I'll shove my FIST DOWN YOUR THROAT, AND MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS!! [crowd cheers again] SERENA: Beryl is pissed TONIGHT, and the reason is so GREAT!! Triple H then shows up on the Titantron. TRIPLE H: Hey, Queen BITCH!! SERENA: UH OH!! TRIPLE H: If you want to FIND me, I'm not too hard to FIND!! The REAL question is THIS!! Can I find YOUR PUSS ASS?! CORNETTE: Triple H better choose his words WISELY here!! QB is REAL FIRED UP HERE TONIGHT!! BERYL: Hey, Triple H, what are YOU, huh?!! You can't come here and say what you called me to my damn FACE?!! SERENA: WOW!!! TRIPLE H: I have no problem calling you a BITCH, QB, RIGHT IN YOUR SORRY EXCUSE FOR A FACE, and I ALSO have no problem dropping you on that stack of DIMES that you call a NECK here TONIGHT!! HOWEVER, seeing that your now depleted to strength of, let's say, a WORM, slithering it's way till it get SQUISHED, I'll give YOU the night OFF!! BERYL: Hey, SON OF A [mike cuts off] ------- [mike comes on] BITCH!! SERENA: OH MY GOD!! CORNETTE: What did I tell you?! BERYL: If you're not gonna come down to FACE ME, I'm going into the back, and I'm gonna kick your ASS, RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND, so if you don't want me to go in there and kick your ass in THERE, then come out here, and let me beat on your PUNK ASS right HERE, right NOW!! SERENA: Are you looking at the look on her FACE?! CORNETTE: I'm not getting in QB's way anytime TONIGHT NOW!! TRIPLE H: You REALLY want me to beat your ass AGAIN!! Maybe I fried some of your BRAINS when I threw you into that eletrical table last week, because you CERTANLY ain't SHOWING any with ME, Queen BITCH!! BERYL: Oh, BY THE WAY, if I'm BREATHING, I can kick your ASS, just to let you KNOW!! So, WHAT ABOUT IT, Triple H!! TRIPLE H: I'll tell you WHAT, BERYL!! Tonight, you WON'T get me, but I want you to go up against CHYNA!! BERYL: I don't want THAT STANK!! SERENA: OH MAN!! BERYL: I want YOU here tonight!! CHYNA: Hey, BITCH, you want to call ME a stank?!! Look at YOU!! YOU look like you could use a TRUCK to rearrange YOUR face...oh, wait, you already TRIED that!! TRIPLE H: Hey, Chyna, she can't even get a DATE with a guy with THAT look!! Or WAIT, the only place SHE would be good for, is IN THE BEDROOM, if you know what I mean!! Would be one pretty WICKED NIGHT there!! SERENA: Oh, COME ON!! BERYL: Triple H, if you WANT it, FINE, but put YOURSELF in the thing, and let's have ourselves a HANDICAP match!! SERENA: Is she NUTS?!! She hasn't fully RECOVERED yet!! TRIPLE H: Okay, we can go for that...ON ONE CONDITION!! You make it, a NEGAMATCH!! Put it in your Negaverse, since you can't even control THAT...wait, you can't control ANYTHING sitting on your fat ASS!! BERYL: You want a NEGAMATCH, you've GOT IT, you son of a BITCH!! QB HAS SPOKEN!!! I'll see YOUR asses in the Negaverse!! [she throws the mike away in anger as her music starts to play]!! SERENA: Well, Queen Beryl is gonna be in a Negamatch tonight, but I don't think this was a wise DECISION by QB, Cornette. The camera switches to Serena and Cornette. CORNETTE: Well, as you SAID, she's PO'ed after what had happened last WEEK, and I think she did it out of ANGER!! One has to wonder if THAT was the case!! SERENA: Well, also tonight, Team Rocket, or I SHOULD say, Team "DX" Rocket, is HERE, and I'm being told now that they will be against Val Venus and the Godfather here tonight. CORNETTE: Plus, The Brood, Gangrel and Christian, vs. X-Pac and Kane, the winner goes to Wrestlemania for the Tag Team Gold!! SERENA: And one more thing!! In our audiance tonight is Fred Durst from the group, Limp Biskit!! [the camera goes to Fred Durst of Limp Biskit ("Nookie"), sitting in a ringside seat, with a jacket and a red ballcap on] He's enjoying the show here tonight, and we welcome him to the CWF here tonight, as our special guest!! CORNETTE: Have you heard their latest hit!! SERENA: LOVE their music!! Their latest CD is called "Significant Other"!! Switch to the back, where the Undertaker has arrived...WITH THE BIG SHOW, PAUL WHITE!! SERENA: What the hell?!! The Undertaker, with the Big Show?! CORNETTE: This may be BAD HERE!! They go to a break, then soon come back. SERENA: We are back with more Sunday Night Heat... Ash's music starts to play, as he makes his way to the arena. SERENA: What the hell is ASH doing here NOW?! CORNETTE: Probably to try to convince the WORLD how Team Rocket is not the guys we should cheer. Ash grabs the mike. ASH: I'm in the BACK, and I'm listining, and I'm listening!! And then I hear the name TEAM ROCKET!! MAN, that very NAME, those words UTTERED, make me want to THROW UP right THERE!! They are what is WRONG with today's SOCIETY!! They represent all that is WRONG with the world today. Telling the kids to say SUCK IT, and that BORING, ENDLESS speech that they do!! It's SO ANNOYING!! Crowd boos. ASH: Oh, you don't WANT to hear me, because your mind is in a state of INFLUENCE!! As a matter of fact, TONGIHT in PATICULAR, there is someone ELSE here who is influecning WRONG things into chirdren, and the leader of THAT group is THAT MAN SITTING RIGHT THERE!! [he points towards Fred Durst of Limp Biskit] SERENA: Oh my God!! He's talking to Fred Durst here!! ASH: Hey, FRED, I think that new song of yours goes something like 'I did it all for the nookie, yadda, yadda, yadda, so you can take that COOKIE, and SHOVE IT UP YOUR," A, double crooked letter!! Was THAT how it was supposed to go!! Fred sings the chorus to "Nookie". ASH: Yeah, I was RIGHT!! Well, have you got no IDEA of what that TELLS people!! SERENA: Oh, COME ON, he's a SINGER, for GOD SAKES!! Leave him OUT of this, WILL YA!! ASH: And I was listening to the CD in the BACK, and BASICALLY, you STINK, because you were saying all those words that either started with an S or an F!! SERENA: Leave him alone, WILL YA!! Limp Biskit kicks ASS!! He has NO RIGHT to do THIS!! CORNETTE: I can't BELIEVE he's SCRUTINIZING a alternative rock band for just being THEMSELVES!! ASH: [now going out of the ring to meet Durst] Hey, FREDDY, who was that OTHER person that you hang out with, I think his name was KID ROCK!! Crowd cheers. ASH: SHUT UP!! You don't know how MUCH that person influences kid's MINDS!! At this point, Fred grabs the mike from Ash. FRED: Hey, ASH, I would like to remind you that the cookie that I was REFERRING to, is about to be shoved up YOUR ass here TONIGHT!! SERENA: OH YEAH!! ASH: Well... BG: (BIG STAAAAARS) TEAM ROCKET, BLAST OFF, AND GONNA KICK SOME ASS (DX)...YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO DO (YEAH)...YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO WEAR (HA HA HA)...YOU THINK THAT YOUR BETTER (YEAH) ...WELL, YOU BETTER GET READY (YEAH)....TO BOW TO THE MASTERS (SSSSSSSSSSSSSUCK IT)!! SERENA: It's about TIME!! CORNETTE: We can tell that Serena is a BIG Limp Biskit fan, but even I am cheering THEIR arrival right now!! Ash should NOT be doing this to a GUEST!! JAMES: Hey, ASH, Fred Durst kicks ASS, so why don't you go kiss McMahon's ASS ELSEWHERE, because THAT'S exactly what you are DOING!! ASH: Hey, James, you like Limp Biskit, Team Rocket likes Limp Biskit, Serena here LOVES them, for SOME STRANGE REASON!! SERENA: DAMN RIGHT!! ASH: And I am sure that these FANS love Limp, right! Crowd cheers. JESSIE: Get to the POINT, ASSHOLE!! ASH: Well, here's a PRESENT to Fred, from ASH KETHUM!! He pulls back, and NAILS Fred Durst in the face with a HUGE slap. SERENA: OH, COME ON!! He's just enjoying the festivities tonight, and he goes and...[Fred retaliates and PUNCHES Ash in the FACE!! He gets knocked out] FRED DURST, NAILED Ash, and these fans LOVED it!! I DID, as WELL!! JESSIE: Hey, Ash [as Team Rocket comes over to him] You should be glad that is the ONLY thing that Fred DID to you, because this guy is now OFFICIALLY a Team Rocket member!! They hand Fred a Team DX Rocket T-Shirt. SERENA: There accepting Fred Durst into Team Rocket!! Fred grabs the shirt...AND PUTS IT ON WITH A SMILE, then raises his arms, and cheers in excitement!! SERENA: Fred is now a Team DX Rocket member!! James and Jessie invite Fred over the barricade to join them, and he climbs OVER the barricade, and joins them as they exit the ringside area. SERENA: FRED DURST, A TEAM ROCKET MEMBER, AND HE'S LOVING EVERY SECOND OF THIS!! This is a joyous scene here!! Fans, we'll be right BACK!! They go to a break, then come back. When they do, they are in D-Generation X's locker room, with Fred Durst of Limp Biskit, chillin' with X-Pac, Road Dogg, and Team Rocket. X-PAC: Hey, man, GREAT job there!! FRED: Hey, I LOVE you guys, man!! JAMES: Hey, we listen to your CD non-STOP in here!! JESSIE: Hey, why don't we invite him to Wrestlemania as our special guest!! Would you like to BE there with Team DX Rocket!! FRED: I wouldn't miss it for the WORLD, man!! ROAD DOGG: Welcome into DX, man!! Let's go and do it, FOR WHAT?! FRED: FOR THE NOOKIE!! ALL: THE NOOKIE, THE NOOKIE, SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE, AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS, STICK IT UP...[they exit the scene, and the scene shifts back to ringside]!! SERENA: I'm gonna to go to their party as SOON as Heat is over, if they will LET me into there!! CORNETTE: The way you cheered on Fred, there, I don't see why they WOULDN'T!! The lights go out, and The Undertaker's music starts playing!! SERENA: EARLIER, we saw the dead man enter the arena with the Big Show, and I wonder what this is all about HERE!! Is he gonna [out comes the Undertaker...WITH THE BIG SHOW!!]?! HE DID!! The Big Show and the Undertaker!! CORNETTE: Oh my GOD!! This is like, the Unholy Alliance, here!! What's bonding THESE two together?!! SERENA: I don't know, but what I DO know is that tonight, Sunday Night Heat is brought to you by 10-10-220!! Talk up to 20 minutes for only 99 cents. 10-10-220!! CORNETTE: And by M & M's Crispy Choclate Candies!! The Feeding Frenzy has BEGUN!! SERENA: And by priceline.com, where you name your own airline price, and SAVE!! The Undertaker has the mike, and we are about to hear about WHATEVER is going on, here!! UNDERTAKER: I think that last week, that no good, STUPID clown in a TUX made a HUGE mistake by challenging the lord of darkness!! You see, Tuxedo Mask, you started something that only I can FINISH for you!! And right HERE, TONIGHT, on HEAT, the Big Show has a few things to say to YOUR ass!!! SERENA: He didn't answer our QUESTIONS here!! BIG SHOW: Hey, Tuxedo PUNK!! How about TOMMORROW night on RAW, you and me will go at it!! CORNETTE: OH NO!! All of a sudden, Darkpower appears in the entranceway. DARKPOWER: Hey, IDIOT, you forgot about ME!! SERENA: Oh my!! CORNETTE: I remember what the Big Show DID to him a couple of weeks AGO!! DARKPOWER: You come out here, and you make these challenges, you say how TOUGH you were, how STRONG you are!! You FORGOT how much of a damn COWARD that you are, as WELL!! BIG SHOW: Hey, Darkpower, I haven't forgotten what I did to YOUR scrawny ass a while BACK, and I can SURLEY do it AGAIN!! DARKPOWER: I'm giving you Mask tommorrow night for a WARM UP match, because at Wrestlemania, you will face someone of MAJOR proportions!! Someone who is ANGRY for REVENGE!! Someone who is willing to go into that ring and make an ASS out of himself, just to teach YOU a lesson!! This man is cunning, this man is SLICK, and this man will be your opponent at Wrestlemania!! Your opponent at Wrestlemania will be none other than........ME!! SERENA: OH MY GOD!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE THINKING ABOUT!! CORNETTE: I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING, THAT'S FOR SURE!! BIG SHOW: [laughing] HA HA!! Okay, let me get this STRAIGHT!! You want ME to kick your SCRAWNY ASS AGAIN!! DARKPOWER: You know, I may be STUPID for doing this!! I don't want to DEFEAT you, though!! I just want a piece of your ASS!! Even if you defeat me 1,2,3, I will STILL have the honor to KICK YOUR ASS!! BIG SHOW: Okay, if you want your ass kicked AGAIN, then THAT'S what will HAPPEN!! DARKPOWER: [starting to walk away, then remembering something] Oh, Big Show, I almost forgot something. The match at Wrestlemania, will be IMMEDIATLY followed by your Intercontinental match. BIG SHOW: No problem with THAT!! DARKPOWER: Well, there is one MORE thing that I almost forgot, and THAT is that our match at Wrestlemania will be....A HARDCORE RULES MATCH!! SERENA: OH MY!! CORNETTE: NOW it's ANYONE'S GAME here!! BIG SHOW: Hey, WAIT A MINUTE!! DARKPOWER: Hey, it wasn't ME who piledrived MYSELF into the steel!! This is YOUR problem!! Oh, and one more thing to the fans only. Tommorrow night on RAW IS WAR, I will announce the special guest referee for the Championship Match at Wrestlemania!! Thank you very much. [he exits] SERENA: A special guest referee for the Title match at The Ultimate War?! That is a BIG announcement here!! CORNETTE: We've heard many rumors that he was gonna name some type of SPECIAL ref for the title match there, but who could THIS type of ref be?! What I DO know is that the Big Show ASKED for this match when he injured the CEO, and got it he DID!! SERENA: Well, we still have the handicap Negamatch coming up, with Queen Beryl, vs. Triple H and Chyna, Team DX Rocket vs. Supply and Demand, which is Val Venus and the Godfather, and Mr. Ass vs. Sailor Mars, all coming up NEXT!! [start CWF commercial] ANN.: Sixteen hopeful superstars has come down to two!! One of these four will have the chance to go to Wrestlemania next week, but FIRST, they will have to get past their rival, to get there...STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN, the Rattlesnake. A desire to become the champion. AUSTIN; I will beat your ass, like the sorry son of a bitch, THAT YOU ARE!! ANN.: Val Venus, a cunning and crafty competitor!! Who knows where the championship may take him?! VENUS: HHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO, LADIES!! ANN.: Edge!! Getting the title will prove to the WORLD that he is a force to be reckoned with!! EDGE: I will be the MAN to BEAT at Wrestlemania!! ANN.: Queen Beryl!! Getting the title will fulfill a lifelong dream for her!! But she'll have to go through hell to get it, and that is EXACTLY what she WILL do!! BERYL: I WILL become the FIRST CWF Champion!! ANN.: All of these four will have one thing in common tommorrow night on RAW!! They will want to KILL each other. The Rattlesnake vs. The Porn Star, The Gothic Athlete vs. QB!! Don't miss the WAR, tommorrow night. RAW IS WAR!! [end CWF commercial] They go to a break, then soon come back. [start CWF commercial] ANN.: And now the rescue of the week, brought to you by the US Coast Guard. Join and you can save lives EVERYDAY!! Call now, 1-800-NOW- USCG!! [earlier tonight] ASH: ...here's a PRESENT to Fred, from ASH KETHUM!! He pulls back, and NAILS Fred Durst in the face with a HUGE slap. SERENA: OH, COME ON!! He's just enjoying the festivities...[Fred retaliates and PUNCHES Ash in the FACE!! He gets knocked out] FRED DURST, NAILED Ash,... JESSIE: ...this guy is now OFFICIALLY a Team Rocket member!! They hand Fred a Team DX Rocket T-Shirt. ...Fred grabs the shirt...AND PUTS IT ON WITH A SMILE, then raises his arms, and cheers in excitement!! SERENA: Fred is now a Team DX Rocket member!! James and Jessie invite Fred over the barricade to join them, and he climbs OVER the barricade, and joins them as they exit the ringside area. SERENA: FRED DURST, A TEAM ROCKET MEMBER, AND HE'S LOVING EVERY SECOND OF THIS!!... [comes back] ANN.: That was the CWF Rescue of the Week, brought to you by the US Coast Guard. Join and you can save lives EVERYDAY!! Call now, 1-800- NOW-USCG!! [end CWF commercial] BG: (BIG STAAAAARS) TEAM ROCKET, BLAST OFF, AND GONNA KICK SOME ASS (DX)...YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO DO (YEAH)...YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO WEAR (HA HA HA)...YOU THINK THAT YOUR BETTER (YEAH) ...WELL, YOU BETTER GET READY (YEAH)....TO BOW TO THE MASTERS (SSSSSSSSSSSSSUCK IT)!! They come to ringside. SERENA: That's what happened earlier tonight. Fred Durst did a BIG number on Ash here tonight, and now we are gonna see HIM at Wrestlemania, Jim!! CORNETTE: Well, surley that's a popular decision among D-Generation X, and Fred wants to be at Wrestlemania!! SERENA: And Universial Studios presents Wrestlemania: The Ultimate War!! Sunday, Auguast 22nd, live, EXCLUSIVLY on PAY-PER- VIEW!! CORNETTE: I'm wondering if there gonna hear their motto here TONIGHT!! DANIEL: HEY, PITTSBURG, PENNSYLVANIA, MAKE SOME NOICE IN THE M.F.!! Crowd cheers to the top of their lungs. DANIEL: NOW, I'M SURE THAT YOU WANT TO HEAR THE REAL DEAL, SO, ASH, YOU JACK ASS, LISTEN UP, AND TAKE THIS IN!! SERENA: Are we...?! JESSIE: I want you hear you guys here TONIGHT!! Let's not only tell Ash what for, but all of PITTSBURG is gonna hear us say....PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!! Crowd joins in after a loud cheer!! CORNETTE: For SOME reason, I LIKE when they DO this!! This is what make them UNIQUE!! JAMES: AND YOU DAMN WELL BETTER...MAKE IT DOUBLE!! SERENA: WOW!! THEY KNOW HOW TO ALTER IT GOOD, AS WELL!!! JESSIE: TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVISTATION!! JAMES: TO UNITE ALL.....PITTSBURG WITHIN OUR NATION!! SERENA: [laughing] OH MY!! JESSIE: TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE!! JAMES: TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO...WRESTLEMANIA AND ALL THAT IS ABOVE!! CORNETTE: YOU THINK THEY ARE READY FOR NEXT WEEK?!! SERENA: THEY HAVE TO BE, OR IT'S GOODBYE FOR THEM!! JESSIE: JESSIE!! JAMES: JAMES!! DANIEL: OH YEAH, AND I AM THE M.F. HIMSELF, DANIEL!! JESSIE: TEAM DX ROCKET, GONNA KICK ASH'S ASS AT WRESTLEMANIA IN THE SPEED OF LIGHT!! JAMES: HE'LL SURREDNDER, AND SURLEY LOSE THE FIGHT!! MEOWTH: MEOWTH, THAT'S DAMN RIGHT!! SERENA: How about THAT variation!! CORNETTE: I have to believe that was directed toward Ash, telling him that they are READY!! DANIEL: NOW, AFTER HEARING THAT, I'VE ONLY GOT ONE THING TO SAY....IF YOUR NOT DOWN WITH US KICKING ASH'S ASS AT WRESTLEMANIA, THEN WE'VE ALL GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA!! ALL IN RING & CROWD: [while preforming the "crotch chop"] SUCK IT!! SERENA: WOW!! BG: HHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO, LADIES!! SERENA: Well, here comes ONE of their opponents here tonight!! But this will be different!! Daniel will take James's place, so we'll see what HE can do in the RING!! CORNETTE: Well, Val and the Godfather will be in trouble if Daniel has as much chariasma in the ring as he does when he is coming down there and getting this crowd psyched. VENUS: HHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOO, LADIES!! SERENA: OH NO!! VENUS: You know something, ladies, the Big Vawlbowski is a lot like....A GOLF CLUB!! SERENA: OH BOY!! VENUS: You know, it's always HARD and easy to HANDLE, HEH HEH HEH!! And, no matter WHERE the OWNER is, he's ALWAYS able to go for the HOLE!! Crowd cheers. SERENA: Well, Val is CERTANLY ready for this match!! CORNETTE: Do I see the fact that you LIKED that speech of Val's MORE than you did for Team D-Generation X Rocket?!! SERENA: Well, ANYWAYS, [the Godfather's music starts to play] here comes the Godfather, but the fans are booing him for SOME reason!! Wh...OH YEAH!! [the Godfather then knows why they are booing right now, and then signals to the entanceway. About five different women (his hos) comes out] HE'S GOT THE HOS WITH HIM, AS WELL!! CORNETTE: Well, if you were with the King right now, he would say that there were five women, but 10 PUPPIES!! SERENA: I was WITH him on RAW 2 weeks ago!! I know how he acts when around...uh, PUPPIES!!! GODFATHER: ONCE AGAIN, IT'S TIME FOR EVERYBODY TO COME ABOARD THE [crowd joins in] HOOOOOOOO TRAIN!! CORNETTE: I'm not as desperate as the King, but I would get a ride from him!! YOU are a DIFFERENT story, unless... SERENA: Let's not GO there!! GODFATHER: NOW, IF YOU BELIEVE THAT THE GODFATHER BE PIMPIN' HOS, NATIONWIDE, THEN I WANT TO HEAR YOU FROM THE TOP OF THIS BUILDING TO THE FRONT ROW, AND EVERYBODY IN BETWEEN, REACH DOWN AND LIGHT IT UP FOR THE GODFATHER, AND SAY 'PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY'!! CROWD: PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY!! SERENA: Well, we are... Ash then appears on the stage. ASH: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO COME OUT HERE TONIGHT?!! Crowd boos. SERENA: Oh no, not AGAIN!! ASH: Do you know what you just SAID!! Basically... JAMES: YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!! [crowd cheers] GODFATHER: Hey, GET A GRIP, will ya!!! For once in your LIFE, LET these people SAY something that you don't like, WITHOUT bitchin', you Bret Hart WANNABE!! CORNETTE: WOAH BABY!! We ALL remember what THAT was like!! ASH: Well, I'll let you go on with your little MATCH here tonight!! See you LATER!! SERENA: Well, the bell...WAIT A MINUTE, ASH IS COMING INTO THE RING, and now the Godfather is kicking him in the midsection!! CORNETTE: How did I KNOW he wasn't gonna leave WITHOUT taking offence to THAT!! SERENA: Well, his quest for censsorship is getting to EVERYONE right about now!! And Val Venus is holding the, as the Godfather called him, the 'Bret Hart WANNABE', and James and Jessie get their shots in, and now, to the far side goes Ash, and...MONKEY FLIP BY JESSIE!! CORNETTE: And LOOK WHAT THE GODFATHER IS SETTING UP FOR?!! CHUGGA, CHUGGA!! SERENA: Ash, on the turnbuckle, and the Godfather, getting on the HO TRAIN, AND [he runs real fast and SMASHES Ash in the turnbuckle] OH MY GOD!! It rammed right INTO him, no pun INTENDED!! This match will be a no contest, which is a BIG disappointment, considering how many wanted to SEE this match!! CORNETTE: Well, I am SURE that they will want to have this match AGAIN, but right now, I hear that The New Guy is standing by. New Guy!! Switch to The New Guy in the back. NEW GUY: Guys, I've just seen both Triple H and Queen Beryl go into the portal here, and I think that they don't want to wait any longer for the Negamatch here TONIGHT!! SERENA: Oh boy, and we still have DX vs. The Brood, NEXT!! They go to a break, then come back. BG: BIG STAAAAAAAAAARRS (X-PAC)...YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US TO DO (YEAH)...YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO WEAR (HEH HEH)...YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER (YEAH)...WELL YOU BETTER GET READY, TO BOW TO THE MASTERS (SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUCK IT)!! SERENA: And here we go. We have taken our final commercial break. And ladies and gentlemen, if we do not have time for the Negamatch tonight on HEAT, then the match will be rebroadcasted on RAW tommorrow night, when we are LIVE from Wheeling, WV!! CORNETTE: The home of the Wheeling Nailers Hockey Team, and we will BE there tommorrow night!! But we don't want to look AHEAD any way!! X-Pac is in the ring here!! X-PAC: Now, I don't know about you, but I'M LEAN, MEAN, AND I BROUGHT THE BIG RED MACHINE!! The lights then go out. SERENA: OH MAN, HERE WE GO!! CORNETTE: JIM ROSS WOULD SAY HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE BRINGS KANE HERE [his music starts]!! The music gets to about five seconds into it, then pyro fires start up, and Kane comes out. SERENA AND CORNETTE: [as the fires come up] WOAH!!! CORNETTE: Oh man, and bring him it DOES!! Here he comes, and we will be ready for Gangrel and Christian in a minute, but right now, the Big Red Machine is here, and he is ready for action here. Kane gets into the ring, and he starts to raise his arms up in the air. CORNETTE: Oh MAN, we are gonna SEE this!! He quickly puts his arms down. As he does, blazes of fire come out of the turnbuckle poles. SERENA: [as the fires happen] OHHH MY GOD!! CORNETTE: What did I tell you?! Kane is a MONSTER!! He is TRULY staight from Hell, and I've gotta BELIEVE that they want to go to Wrestlemania, but we know how well Gangrel and Christian work as a TEAM!! They function as a UNIT, and I KNOW that they ALSO want to go into Wrestlemania. These two teams BOTH want the gold!! The lights then go out yet AGAIN. SERENA: And SPEAKING of WHICH, here they come NOW!! Their music starts up. Gangrel comes up the elevator on the stage, which is surrounded by fire. He then steps over the fire, and joins Christian. CORNETTE: They know the Gothic lifestyle that these two LIVE. We KNOW that thy have strange pre-match rictuals, but they do preform well in the ring, and they have to SHOW us how well they can preform. SERENA: Well, also tommorrow night on RAW, Sailor Mercury will be against Hardcore Holly in a Hardcore Rules match. Ands also, I've just been informed that Val and the Godfather against Team Rocket for tommorrow night on RAW WILL taker place as a result of what we saw here TONIGHT!! Look at Gangrel, Jim!! Gangrel takes some of the liquid that he has in his cup, drinks some of it, then spit- sprays it up in the air. He then enters the ring with Christian. SERENA: Gangrel, with that liquid of his...WAIT A MINUTE, X-Pac is getting this thing underway here. X-Pac, sends Gangrel to the ropes, and...[X-Pac preforms a marial arts type spin drop kick to Gangrel's face] X-PAC, SENT GANGREL TO THE CANVAS, AND THE BELL HASN'T RUNG YET!! CORNETTE: They want to go to Wrestlemania, and they don't want to WAIT for that oppertunity, and NOW the bell rings!! SERENA: X-Pc, taking gangrel to the ropes AGAIN, and picks him up, and...SAMOIAN DROP BACK DOWN TO THE MAT!! And look at X-Pac now!! Gangrel, to the turnbuckle. X-Pac, WITH HIM, and kicks to the chest... OH MY!! Spin kick to the face AGAIN!! UH OH, ARE WE GONNA SEE IT!! HERE HE COMES, AND....BRONCO BUSTER!! CORNETTE: RIDE 'EM COWBOY!! SERENA: And Gang...WAIT A MINUTE!! LOOK WHO'S COMING OUT HERE!! They see Edge come out. CORNETTE: Well, Christian is his flesh and blood brother. And Christian is going over to meet him, and so is Gangrel!! SERENA: All the while, the distraction gives X-Pac a chance, he TURNS GANGREL AROUND, and...X-FACTOR!! 1.....2......3!!! DX has two MORE going to Wrestle...[lights go out, followed by the Brood's music] What the hell is happening HERE?!! CORNETTE: I can't see a THING here!! SERENA: We need some LIGHTS here!! [the lights come back on, and see Christian in the ring with a downed Gangrel, as he is covered with crimson liquid] OH MY GOD, DID CHRISTIAN GIVE GANGREL A BLOODBATH?! CORNETTE: Well, he's in the ring, and Gangrel is covered in that red substance!! Edge is coming into the ring now to confront his brother. What's gonna happen HERE?!! Edge then hugs Christian. Crowd cheers. SERENA: BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER HERE!! EDGE IS BACK WITH CHRISTIAN...WAIT A MINUTE, LOOK AT THE STAGE THERE!! The camera then catches Triple H and Queen Beryl battling on the stage. SERENA: TRIPLE H AND BERYL, FIGHTING IN WHAT COULD BE THEIR NEGAMATCH, BUT WHEN DID THIS START?! CORNETTE: I DON'T KNOW, BUT QB BETTER WATCH OUT, BECAUSE CHYNA IS DOUBLE TEAMING!! SERENA: THOSE INJURED RIBS ARE A FACTOR, AND TRIPLE H IS USING THAT. BERYL DOESN'T DESERVE THIS!! OH NO, SHE'S DOWN, AND TRIPLE H WANTS TO SEND HER DOWN AGAIN!! CORNETTE: WATCH OUT HERE!! SERENA: TRIPLE H HAS BERYL. I DON'T BELIEVE...[glass then shatters. Austin enters to his music] AUSTIN IS HERE!! AUSTIN NOW, TURNS TRIPLE H AROUND, AND HE KICKS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION. TRIPLE H DROPPED BERYL, AND THE RATTLESNAKE....STUNNER ON TRIPLE H ON THE STAGE THERE!! CHYNA IS HEADED FOR HIGHER GROUND HERE, AND RIGHTFULLY SO!! QB NOW, GETTING BACK UP, AND...OH NO!! CORNETTE: Could THIS be the match we could see at Wrestlemania?! SERENA: AUSTIN AND BERYL, LOOKING AT EACH OTHER DEAD IN THE EYE!! BOTH OF THEM KNOW THAT IT COULD B THEM WHO GO TO WRESTLEMANIA TO SQUARE OFF FOR THE TITLE!! WILL THIS BE THE RESULT OF WHAT WE SEE TOMMORROW NIGHT ON RAW?! They go off the air. ____________________________________________ Okay, so NOW you see that I am now gonna set each CWF "event" in a different city. If you want CWF in a certain city, E-Mail me to tell me what city you want it in, so I can get it to go for it. Also, I am also gonna alter Team Rocket's motto to fit the current situation each time, but only when I feel like it, which may be each and every TIME!! How do you like the commentating?! Who should stick as commentatorsm who should be in the back, who should try commentating, or what?! They have to be the current ones, though. Till, next time, thanks for reading. And don't remember, Wrestlemania IS NEXT WEEK!! E-Mail me to get it.